[Script Info]
ScriptType: v4.00+
Collisions: Normal
ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes
PlayResX: 960
PlayResY: 540
LayoutResX: 960
LayoutResY: 540

[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
Style: Default,Yu Gothic,46,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H7F000000,1,0,0,0,100,100,4,0,1,2,2,1,0,0,0,1

[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.43,0:00:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}一同{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}銀八先生！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.09,0:02:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,359)\c&H0000FFFF}やれやれ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.09,0:02:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}騒ぎ声{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.25,0:02:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FFFF}うるせぇぞ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}おめえら！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.75,0:02:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\c&H0000FFFF}静かにできねえんだったら
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.75,0:02:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FFFF}小学生からやり直せ！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.10,0:02:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\fscx50}（キャサリン）ヒャッホ{\fscx100}～！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日は
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.10,0:02:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,479)\fscx50}１３{\fscx100}日の金曜日！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.10,0:02:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,509)\c&H0000FFFF}あれ{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.76,0:02:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}（{\fscx100}神楽{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}あ～！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それ神楽の
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.76,0:02:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FF00}匂い消し{\fscx50}ゴムアル{\fscx100}～！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.79,0:02:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}な…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}なんだこりゃ{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.15,0:02:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}土方{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}ねるねるねるね
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.15,0:02:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}練れば練るほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こうやって
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}練り消し完成！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.64,0:02:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}う～ん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もっと{\fscx50}ツヤ{\fscx100}が欲しいな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.64,0:02:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\fscx50}マヨネーズ{\fscx100}混ぜよっと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.09,0:03:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)}ねるねる{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}混ぜ混ぜ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.09,0:03:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}まよば{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まよほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こうやって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}近藤{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}どうやったら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いちばん
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)}痛い{\fscx50}デコピン{\fscx100}になるかだけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.93,0:03:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}東城{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}やっぱり{\fscx50}　ス{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.93,0:03:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\fscx50}スナップ{\fscx100}をきかせるのが
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.15,0:03:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}いちばんだって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.15,0:03:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}あおい{\fscx50}イナズマ{\fscx100}みたいに{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.49,0:03:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}長谷川{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}あおい{\fscx50}イナズマ{\fscx100}っていうか
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.49,0:03:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}透明な{\fscx50}ローション{\fscx100}だけどな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.33,0:03:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}山崎{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}また１だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.33,0:03:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}はじめに下がる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.82,0:03:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}桂{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}よ～い{\fscx50}　ドン{\fscx100}！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕の勝ち～！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.27,0:03:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}３{\fscx50}センチ{\fscx100}遠くまで走ったぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.64,0:03:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}妙{\fscx50}／{\fscx100}九兵衛{\fscx50}）「ド{\fscx100}～{\fscx50}ンペリ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.64,0:03:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,509)}さんまんじゃく{\fscx50}」
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.88,0:03:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,419)\fscx50}「{\fscx100}こやりのう～えで…{\fscx50}」
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.88,0:03:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\fscx50}（キャサリン）{\fscx100}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}みんな
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.20,0:03:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}お子ちゃまなんだから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.25,0:03:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}ほえ声{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.33,0:03:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}わぁ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}定春{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}頑張れ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.67,0:03:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FF00}定春！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}追い出す{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.42,0:03:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}妙ちゃん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}妙ちゃん{\fscx50}　ラヴィンニュー。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.66,0:03:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}妙{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}いいわよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あなたは
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.66,0:03:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,509)}死体役ね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.96,0:03:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（ハタ）キャハハ{\fscx100}！{\fscx50}　キャハハハ{\fscx100}！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うぎゃ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.26,0:03:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,419)\c&H0000FF00}あっ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}校長がかまれた！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.26,0:03:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}じい{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}さらば校長{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うぅ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.95,0:03:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,419)}よ～し{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今から俺が校長！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.95,0:03:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}まだ死んどら～ん！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.45,0:04:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)}いけ～！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}逃がすな～！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.45,0:04:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なんでこいつら
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.12,0:04:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}高校設定から小学生設定に
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.12,0:04:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なってやがんだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.61,0:04:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}おい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}おめえら！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.61,0:04:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ちったぁ静かにしろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.60,0:04:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H0000FF00}ほら{\fscx50}　パピー{\fscx100}も見る{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.60,0:04:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}グラウンド{\fscx100}が地獄絵図になってるネ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.63,0:04:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}誰が{\fscx50}パピー{\fscx100}だ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}先生を
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.63,0:04:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}お父さんとかお母さんって
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.59,0:04:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}呼んじゃうのは
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.59,0:04:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}小学生あるあるだけど…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.64,0:04:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,419)\c&H0000FF00}お腹空いた{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.64,0:04:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)}昼寝していいですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.98,0:04:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}恋ってどんな味ですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.98,0:04:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\fscx50}マヨネーズ１００{\fscx100}兆個欲しい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,419)}新ちゃんはおとなしいのね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}あやめ{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}大きくなったら
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,419)}先生と結婚します{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}えんがちょ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}えんがちょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.94,0:04:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}先生！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}先生！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}教えて！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.84,0:04:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}どうすんだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.84,0:04:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}動物園の動物のほうが
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.46,0:04:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}まだ言うこときくぞ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あっ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.46,0:04:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FFFF}動物になってる！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.13,0:04:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}狼になっても{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}練り消し
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.13,0:04:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}作るのかよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.27,0:04:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}あくび{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.69,0:04:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(652,419)\c&H0000FFFF}黒豹{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.69,0:04:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}沖田{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}腹の中も黒い豹です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.32,0:04:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}自分で言わなくていいんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.32,0:04:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}知ってるから{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.80,0:05:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(632,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ハシビロコウ！？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.80,0:05:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}九兵衛{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}僕は男らしく生きる
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.78,0:05:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}生きるつもりもない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.78,0:05:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}もっと視野を広く持って
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.15,0:05:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)}そう{\fscx50}　シヤビロコウ{\fscx100}で生きていくだけだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.15,0:05:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}いろいろめんどくせぇな{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あ？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.43,0:05:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}エリマキトカゲ！？　{\fscx100}でけぇ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.46,0:05:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,419)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}桂{\fscx50}）ブーム{\fscx100}来ますかね？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.46,0:05:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}来て{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もうとっくに去ったんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.33,0:05:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ヅラ。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.33,0:05:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}訴えますよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.88,0:05:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オバ{\fscx100}Ｑ{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あんま変わんねえよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ほぼ一緒だよ{\fscx50}　フォルム{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.94,0:05:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FFFF}水牛{\fscx50}！？　{\fscx100}あんま変わんねえよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.94,0:05:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}こっちも！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.11,0:05:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オオサンショウウオ！？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.11,0:05:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}東城{\fscx50}）ヌルヌルブーム{\fscx100}来ますかね？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.96,0:05:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}来るか！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}っつうか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.96,0:05:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ローション{\fscx100}身にまとってる
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.27,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\c&H0000FFFF}ようにしか見えねえよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.27,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}近藤{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}先生！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}近藤{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}意外でしょう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.12,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ゼロ{\fscx100}だよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}意外性{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.12,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}妙{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}意外でした？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.26,0:05:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}いやぁ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お妙さんと{\fscx50}ゴリラ{\fscx100}で
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.26,0:05:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}お揃いなんてうれしいなぁ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.10,0:05:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お妙さん{\fscx50}　ラヴィンニュー
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.10,0:05:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}心の底から{\fscx50}ラヴィンニュー{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.42,0:05:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,419)}ぐっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.42,0:05:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,509)}心の底からご臨終{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.29,0:05:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\fscx50}（キャサリン）{\fscx100}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どう？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.29,0:05:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前はもともと猫だろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.44,0:06:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}意外だ{\fscx50}ニュ。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.11,0:06:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}眼鏡と{\fscx50}グラサン{\fscx100}のやつは
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.11,0:06:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}全員{\fscx50}　メガネザル{\fscx100}かよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.28,0:06:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}長谷川{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.28,0:06:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺は{\fscx50}メガネザル{\fscx100}じゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.67,0:06:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,419)\fscx50}ナマケモノ{\fscx100}ですけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.67,0:06:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}ニャオン　ニャオン{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.17,0:06:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FF00}寝る子は育つ{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}～{\fscx50}　ムニャ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.26,0:06:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}あれ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}人間のままだな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.59,0:06:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}人間も動物ですからね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.63,0:06:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}《ふ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}普通のこと言った～！》
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.77,0:06:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}一瞬{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}名言っぽく聞こえたけど
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H0000FFFF}深い意味ありげで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}実は
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}あんまりないよね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この発言！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.64,0:06:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}小学生からやり直せって
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.64,0:06:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}言ったら小学生になって
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.03,0:06:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}動物のほうが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まだ言うことを聞く
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.03,0:06:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}って言ったら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}動物になった{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.65,0:06:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}どういう理屈かわかんねえけど
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.11,0:06:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FFFF}銀魂っつうか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}言霊っつうか
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.11,0:06:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}まあ{\fscx50}　アニメ{\fscx100}だし
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.66,0:06:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なんでも{\fscx50}アリ{\fscx100}だな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.59,0:07:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}だったら…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前らは
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.59,0:07:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FFFF}昔の{\fscx50}ゲーム{\fscx100}の{\fscx50}キャラクター{\fscx100}だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.24,0:07:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}～
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.76,0:07:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}画面ちらついてんじゃねぇか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.11,0:07:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（チャイム）
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.28,0:07:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}っと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日の授業は終わりだな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.48,0:07:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\c&H0000FFFF}楽しませてもらったぜ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.48,0:07:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}また明日{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.40,0:07:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}お前ら{\fscx50}　「{\fscx100}少年{\fscx50}ジャンプ」{\fscx100}の{\fscx50}キャラクター{\fscx100}か{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.26,0:07:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}銀時{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}そういや{\fscx50}　『{\fscx100}銀魂{\fscx50}』{\fscx100}も
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.26,0:07:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\fscx50}「ジャンプ」{\fscx100}だったね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.45,0:07:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)}って…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.41,0:07:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}おめえら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}心して解けよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.41,0:07:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}んじゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}始め{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.90,0:07:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《新八{\fscx50}：{\fscx100}えっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最初の問題は…》
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.92,0:07:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}＜問１{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}傍線部分を
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.92,0:07:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}漢字に直しなさい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.09,0:07:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}新八は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}明らかに{\fscx50}ドウテイ{\fscx100}だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.14,0:07:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}坂田先生は{\fscx50}　カンペキ{\fscx100}な教師だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.58,0:08:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}よけろ{\fscx50}　ナッパ{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.58,0:08:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}きたねえ{\fscx50}ハナビ{\fscx100}だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.75,0:08:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}あれが{\fscx50}チキュウ{\fscx100}だよ{\fscx50}　パパ{\fscx100}＞
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.75,0:08:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H00FFFF00}《なんだ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この問題！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.75,0:08:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H00FFFF00}しょっぱなから僕のこと
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.90,0:08:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)\c&H00FFFF00}いじってきてるし！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.90,0:08:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ナッパ{\fscx100}は{\fscx50}カタカナ{\fscx100}のままだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.92,0:08:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}＜問２{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}次の
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.92,0:08:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}四字熟語の使い方として
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.37,0:08:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}最も適当なものを
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.37,0:08:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}次の中から選びなさい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.58,0:08:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}財布を落としたうえに
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.58,0:08:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)}足を骨折するなんて
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.57,0:08:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}今日は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}とんだ志村新八だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.92,0:08:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}志村新八のＡ{\fscx50}セット{\fscx100}で{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.93,0:08:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}あと{\fscx50}　ドリンクバー{\fscx100}つけてください{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.91,0:08:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}まるで志村新八みたいですね＞
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.41,0:08:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《正解ねえよ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}つうか
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.43,0:08:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)\c&H00FFFF00}どんだけ僕のこと
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.43,0:08:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H00FFFF00}いじるんだよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.40,0:08:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}桂{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.76,0:08:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}《えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょ…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.76,0:08:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}何言ってんですか？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}桂さん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.56,0:08:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}テスト{\fscx100}中に…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.91,0:08:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}なんで注意しないんだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.43,0:08:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ほっといて次の問題…》
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.80,0:08:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)}＜次の文章を読んで
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.84,0:08:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}以下の問いに答えなさい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.72,0:09:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}勇者{\fscx50}ハヤト{\fscx100}は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}勇者の剣を
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.81,0:09:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)}魔王に向けて叫んだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.81,0:09:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\fscx50}「{\fscx100}おい魔王！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺はお前を
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.78,0:09:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}ぜったいに倒す！{\fscx50}」　{\fscx100}中略{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.80,0:09:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}この文章を通して{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}作者が最も
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.95,0:09:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)}伝えたいことは何か
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.93,0:09:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}次の三つの中から選びなさい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.97,0:09:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}先生を{\fscx50}　「{\fscx100}お母さん{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}と呼んだ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.09,0:09:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}ときの恥ずかしさ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}教室の
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.59,0:09:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}机って{\fscx50}ガタガタ{\fscx100}するよね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}それな＞
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.53,0:09:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\c&H00FFFF00}《突っこむとこ多すぎるわ》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.53,0:09:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,509)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.13,0:09:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,419)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.13,0:09:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,509)}どどん波！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.10,0:09:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《何{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この{\fscx50}ノリ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん？》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.19,0:09:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《なんなんだ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日の{\fscx50}テスト{\fscx100}は》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.28,0:09:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)}似た言葉で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今のあなたの
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.61,0:09:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}気持ちに近いものを次の中から
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.73,0:09:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}選びなさい{\fscx50}。　キルビル{\fscx100}観たい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.40,0:09:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\fscx50}タルタルソース{\fscx100}かけたい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.42,0:09:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,509)\fscx50}ラルクアンシエル{\fscx100}歌いたい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.40,0:09:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\fscx50}ラルクアンシエル{\fscx100}に{\fscx50}タルタルソース{\fscx100}かけたい＞
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.92,0:09:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)\c&H00FFFF00}《今すぐ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この{\fscx50}テスト{\fscx100}終わりたい！》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.92,0:09:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.59,0:09:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}あ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}問題に訂正あるんだったわ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.13,0:10:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}えっと…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}問{\fscx50}７３９{\fscx100}のところだけどよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.54,0:10:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}選択肢Ｚは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}太宰治じゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.75,0:10:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オムライス{\fscx100}の間違いだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.75,0:10:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《どんな間違いだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.27,0:10:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)\c&H00FFFF00}あと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}選択肢いくつあんだよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.27,0:10:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}長谷川{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.66,0:10:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H00FFFF00}《なんなんだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.66,0:10:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H00FFFF00}ついていけねえよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.30,0:10:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}＜問５{\fscx50}　エネルギー{\fscx100}波を
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.30,0:10:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}円盤状にして
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.30,0:10:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}投げる{\fscx50}クリリン{\fscx100}の技の
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.30,0:10:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}名前を大きな
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.30,0:10:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}桂さん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}なんで{\fscx50}テスト{\fscx100}開始早々
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.30,0:10:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}問５にたどりついてんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.76,0:10:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}って{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どどん波って叫んだ{\fscx50}ゴリラ{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.74,0:10:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H00FFFF00}間違ってんじゃねえよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.74,0:10:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H00FFFF00}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}次！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.08,0:10:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}＜問６{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ずーっと
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.08,0:10:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}同じ漢字を書き続けてたら
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.42,0:10:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}なんか漢字
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.42,0:10:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}というよりは変な記号に
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.65,0:10:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}見えてきて
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.65,0:10:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}不思議な感じになるよね＞
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.27,0:10:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《雑談{\fscx50}！？　{\fscx100}だからどうした！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.42,0:10:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}＜問７{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最近夜
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.42,0:10:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)}眠れないことがある{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.58,0:10:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}問８{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}歩いていると
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.58,0:10:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}息切れすることがある{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.43,0:11:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,419)}問９{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}煙草を吸う習慣がある＞
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.43,0:11:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《問診票かよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.07,0:10:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,419)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.07,0:10:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《なんで２回目{\fscx50}！？{\fscx100}》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.09,0:10:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,389)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.09,0:10:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.09,0:10:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\fscx50}ローション{\fscx100}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.57,0:10:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(612,449)\c&H0000FF00}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.57,0:10:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\fscx50}コエンザイム{\fscx100}Ｑ{\fscx50}１０{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.59,0:11:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H00FFFF00}《そうそう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}機能性食品に
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.59,0:11:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H00FFFF00}利用されるって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}違う！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.76,0:11:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,419)}水の呼吸{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}壱ノ型{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}水面斬り{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.76,0:11:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《それ{\fscx50}クリリン{\fscx100}違う！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.16,0:11:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H00FFFF00}なんでみんな{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}さんざん
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.16,0:11:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H00FFFF00}気円斬って言ってんのに
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.12,0:11:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,419)\c&H00FFFF00}間違えんだよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.12,0:11:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FFFF}おい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}おめえら{\fscx50}　テスト{\fscx100}中は
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.97,0:11:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,419)\c&H0000FFFF}静かにしろよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.97,0:11:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}《あんたが作った問題のせい
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.07,0:11:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H00FFFF00}だろうが！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ああもう！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.71,0:11:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}＜問{\fscx50}１０　{\fscx100}気円斬を実演しなさい＞
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.44,0:11:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H00FFFF00}できるか～！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.42,0:11:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H0000FFFF}えっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}悪い{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}お前らが受けた
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.42,0:11:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}昨日の{\fscx50}テスト{\fscx100}なんだけどよ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.61,0:11:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ラーメン{\fscx100}の汁{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こぼしちゃったんだわ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.98,0:11:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}メンゴ　メンゴ。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.11,0:11:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}どうした？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}地味{\fscx50}メガネ。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.72,0:11:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H00FFFF00}ふっ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.10,0:11:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}～
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.62,0:11:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H00FFFF00}は～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.10,0:11:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H00FFFF00}気円斬！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.11,0:12:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}生徒の悩み相談？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.80,0:12:15.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)}そうじゃ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}担任たるもの
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.80,0:12:15.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}生徒が抱えてる悩みに
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.95,0:12:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)}しっかり{\fscx50}アドバイス{\fscx100}して
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.95,0:12:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}あげるべきじゃないかね？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.92,0:12:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H0000FFFF}めんどくせぇな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.92,0:12:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}こいつの触覚ちぎって
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.81,0:12:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)\c&H0000FFFF}口に突っこみてぇ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.81,0:12:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}本音が{\fscx50}ダダ{\fscx100}漏れてるぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.84,0:12:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H0000FFFF}めんどくせぇな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.84,0:12:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}こいつの触覚ちぎって
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.43,0:12:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,419)\c&H0000FFFF}口に突っこみてぇ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.43,0:12:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}実は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}校長先生って{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本当は
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.17,0:12:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}生徒思いの立派な
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.17,0:12:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}教育者なんですねって
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.75,0:12:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}思われたいだけなんだけどな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.75,0:12:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}な？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}校長{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.27,0:12:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}余の本音を{\fscx50}ダダ{\fscx100}漏らすんじゃない！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.27,0:12:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}へ～い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.14,0:12:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}めんどくせぇな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.14,0:12:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}こいつの触覚ちぎって
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.60,0:12:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\fscx50}『{\fscx100}壊れかけの{\fscx50}Ｒａｄｉｏ』{\fscx100}なの？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.77,0:12:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}何も聞こえない
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.77,0:12:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}何も聞かせてくれない
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.76,0:12:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}誰も来ねえなぁ…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.76,0:12:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}帰るとすっか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.56,0:13:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,509)\c&H0000FFFF}来ちゃったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.25,0:13:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H00FFFF00}あの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}名前は言わなくても
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.25,0:13:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H00FFFF00}いいんですよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.90,0:13:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,419)\c&H00FFFF00}僕も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}たまには{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}たいです！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.90,0:13:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}新八だろ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.44,0:13:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H00FFFF00}な{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何言ってるんですか！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.44,0:13:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}僕は新八じゃないですよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.11,0:13:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\c&H0000FFFF}相談の中身が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}新八以外に
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.11,0:13:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ありえねえんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.76,0:13:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}き{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}決めつけないでください！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.78,0:13:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)\c&H0000FFFF}お通ちゃんって
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.78,0:13:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}よく見ると{\fscx50}ブス{\fscx100}だよな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.92,0:13:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)\c&H00FFFF00}だと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごらぁ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.92,0:13:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}新八な{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.15,0:13:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}たまには僕も
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.15,0:13:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}たいですって？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.09,0:13:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\c&H00FFFF00}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういうことです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.09,0:13:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}だけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前だって
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.59,0:13:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}たま～に{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}てんじゃねぇか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.61,0:13:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)\c&H0000FFFF}まっ{\fscx50}　ハレー{\fscx100}彗星くらいの
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.61,0:13:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}頻度だけどよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.28,0:13:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}ほら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それだよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}お前には
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.28,0:13:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}その{\fscx50}ツッコミ{\fscx100}があるんだからよ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.66,0:13:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H00FFFF00}だと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごらぁ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.76,0:13:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,449)\c&H0000FFFF}さっきのだって
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.76,0:13:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ある意味{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}だろ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.74,0:13:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H00FFFF00}あんな{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}激しい
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.74,0:13:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ツッコミ{\fscx100}みたいな{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}じゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.43,0:13:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H00FFFF00}先生みたいに
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.43,0:13:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}サラッ{\fscx100}と{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}たいというか…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.95,0:13:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,449)\c&H0000FFFF}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}言いてぇことは
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.95,0:13:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}わかるけどよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.32,0:14:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)\c&H00FFFF00}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕に先生の役を
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.32,0:14:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,479)\c&H00FFFF00}させてください{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.32,0:14:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(612,509)\c&H0000FFFF}はっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.09,0:14:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}さっきの{\fscx50}ハレー{\fscx100}彗星の{\fscx50}ボケ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.09,0:14:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}あれを僕が言いますから
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.59,0:14:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}先生は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それに
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.59,0:14:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ツッコミ{\fscx100}を入れてください{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.73,0:14:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}なんで俺が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.73,0:14:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}めんどくせぇこと
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.80,0:14:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}やんなきゃいけねえんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.43,0:14:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H00FFFF00}明らかに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そっちのほうが
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.43,0:14:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}めんどくさいでしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.39,0:14:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}っていうか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういう
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.39,0:14:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}サラッ{\fscx100}とした{\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}ですよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.42,0:14:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}少しくらい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいじゃないですか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.38,0:14:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H00FFFF00}朝の{\fscx50}ホームルーム{\fscx100}でつっこみ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.38,0:14:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H00FFFF00}授業でつっこみ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.76,0:14:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H00FFFF00}休み時間でつっこみ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.76,0:14:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H00FFFF00}帰りの{\fscx50}ホームルーム{\fscx100}でも
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.23,0:14:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}つっこんでいるんですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.23,0:14:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}そんな学校生活ってありますか？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.25,0:14:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,449)\c&H0000FFFF}わ～ったよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}じゃあ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.25,0:14:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ちょっとだけだぞ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.36,0:14:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}ありがとうございます！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.36,0:14:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00}早速{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いきますよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.11,0:14:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H00FFFF00}お{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前だって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}たま～に
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.11,0:14:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ボケ{\fscx100}てんじゃねぇか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.41,0:14:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\c&H00FFFF00}まっ{\fscx50}　ハレー{\fscx100}彗星くらいの
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.41,0:14:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H00FFFF00}頻度だけどよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.53,0:14:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なんでやねん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.64,0:14:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やっつけすぎでしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.64,0:14:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00}あんた{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どんだけ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.55,0:14:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H00FFFF00}めんどくさがり屋さん{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.55,0:14:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00}しかも関西弁だし！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.11,0:14:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H00FFFF00}ってこれ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}結局{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕が
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.11,0:14:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}つっこんでるし！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.16,0:14:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}終了{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}おめえだけに
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.16,0:14:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FFFF}時間割いてらんねえんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.01,0:14:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}もういいから{\fscx50}　ダメガネ{\fscx100}は退室しろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.60,0:15:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H00FFFF00}ひどい…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひどいですよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}先生{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.10,0:15:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00}僕は…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕はこの仕打ちを
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.27,0:15:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H00FFFF00}５分は忘れませんからね！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.21,0:15:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,419)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごめん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今{\fscx50}　ボケ{\fscx100}た？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.21,0:15:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}聞いてねえし！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.65,0:15:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H00FFFF00}僕の{\fscx50}サラッ{\fscx100}とした{\fscx50}ボケ　{\fscx100}聞いてねえし！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.76,0:15:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}ああそうですか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.76,0:15:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}自分でつっこみますよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.92,0:15:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H00FFFF00}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}５分で忘れるんか～い！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.92,0:15:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H00FFFF00}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ありがとうございました！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.07,0:15:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)\c&H0000FFFF}まっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}青春にゃ試練が
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.07,0:15:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}つきものってことで…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.43,0:15:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FF00}匿名希望でお願いする{\fscx50}アル。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.65,0:15:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,419)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}神楽{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.65,0:15:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FF00}先生{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうしても
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.43,0:15:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FF00}そう{\fscx50}アル。　{\fscx100}そうなったら私は
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.43,0:15:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FF00}学園{\fscx50}アイドルアル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.65,0:15:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FF00}というわけで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうすれば
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.65,0:15:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FF00}私は巨乳になれますか？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.94,0:15:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,449)\c&H0000FFFF}まっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}毎日{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}牛乳飲めば
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.94,0:15:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,509)\c&H0000FFFF}いいんじゃね？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.93,0:15:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FF00}一日も早く学園の{\fscx50}マドンナ{\fscx100}になって
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.95,0:15:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FF00}胸の谷間に１万円札を
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.95,0:15:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FF00}挟んでもらいたい{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.85,0:15:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,449)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}学園の{\fscx50}マドンナ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.85,0:15:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}そんなことしねえだろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.57,0:15:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,419)\c&H0000FFFF}だったら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}豊胸手術だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.57,0:15:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FF00}そんなお金はありません！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.24,0:16:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}そんな簡単に乳でかくできる
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.24,0:16:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}方法なんてねえだろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.91,0:16:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}フッフッフ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ところが先生
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.91,0:16:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FF00}それが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうでもねえんでがすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.30,0:16:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FF00}とっておきの方法を
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.30,0:16:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FF00}発見した{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.10,0:16:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,419)\c&H0000FFFF}あんのかよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.10,0:16:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FF00}まだ効果があるかどうかの
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.75,0:16:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H0000FF00}確証がない{\fscx50}アル。　{\fscx100}だから
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.75,0:16:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FF00}ここで試してみたいネ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.94,0:16:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(652,419)\c&H0000FFFF}試す？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.94,0:16:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FF00}こういう話を
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.94,0:16:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FF00}聞いたことはない{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}か？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.78,0:16:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FF00}乳は視線ででかくなる！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.40,0:16:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,509)\c&H0000FFFF}聞いたことねえな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)\c&H0000FF00}というわけで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今から先生に
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}ナマ{\fscx100}乳見せるんで
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.62,0:16:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,419)\c&H0000FF00}よ～く見といてほしい{\fscx50}アル。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.62,0:16:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H0000FFFF}お～い{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめろ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.94,0:16:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オンエア{\fscx100}できなくなるぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.29,0:16:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FF00}３{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}２{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}１！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.29,0:16:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,509)\c&H0000FFFF}やめろって！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.59,0:16:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FF00}どうぞ{\fscx50}アル{\fscx100}！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.76,0:16:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}近藤勲です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.76,0:16:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}匿名希望でお願いします{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.12,0:16:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}開口一番{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}名乗ってるけどな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.27,0:16:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)}先生{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺の悩みを
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.27,0:16:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}聞いてください！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.47,0:16:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,449)\c&H0000FFFF}高いところにある{\fscx50}バナナ{\fscx100}は
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.47,0:16:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}踏み台使えば取れるぞ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.97,0:16:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}ありがとうございま～す！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.66,0:17:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日はその相談じゃ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.66,0:17:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}ないんすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.96,0:16:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\c&H0000FFFF}後ろから名前呼べば
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.96,0:16:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}振り返ってくれるんじゃね？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.60,0:17:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういう話じゃないんすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.62,0:17:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)}っていうか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺の場合
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.62,0:17:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)}それでも振り返って
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.57,0:17:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,419)}くれないんっすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.57,0:17:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}わかってんじゃねぇか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}自分でも{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.09,0:17:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\fscx50}チクショウ{\fscx100}！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺のどこが
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.09,0:17:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}お妙さんにとって
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.28,0:17:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\fscx50}アウト{\fscx100}なんでしょう{\fscx50}！？　{\fscx100}どうしたら
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.28,0:17:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}受け入れてくれるんでしょう{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.95,0:17:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}この俺の熱い気持ちを！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.93,0:17:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}お前ってよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ときどき
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.93,0:17:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ポエム{\fscx100}みたいなの詠むじゃん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.78,0:17:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}お妙さんに{\fscx50}　ラヴィンニュー{\fscx100}とか言う
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.78,0:17:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ああいうのが
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.32,0:17:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,449)\c&H0000FFFF}ただでさえ{\fscx50}ウザ{\fscx100}い{\fscx50}ゴリラ{\fscx100}が
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.32,0:17:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}輪をかけて
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.44,0:17:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,419)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ウザ{\fscx100}くなっちまうんじゃねえか？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.44,0:17:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}なるほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}わかりました
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.61,0:17:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)}では{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ここで一本{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.61,0:17:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(652,509)\c&H0000FFFF}一句な{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.22,0:17:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,449)\c&H0000FFFF}五七五でもねえし
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.22,0:17:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ポエム{\fscx100}と一緒じゃねぇか！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.99,0:17:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}うむ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}傑作！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.99,0:17:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)}誰が{\fscx50}ビラビラ{\fscx100}ですって？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.97,0:17:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\fscx50}ビラビラ{\fscx100}じゃありません
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.97,0:17:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)\fscx50}ラヴィラヴィ{\fscx100}です！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.36,0:17:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私も一句できたわ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.98,0:17:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\fscx50}ゴリラ{\fscx100}さん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お願いだから
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.98,0:17:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}消え去って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.70,0:17:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,449)\c&H0000FFFF}志村妙{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}おめえは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}なんか
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.70,0:17:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}相談事ねえのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.09,0:17:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}解決しましたから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.43,0:18:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}今日は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}相談じゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.43,0:18:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}苦情を言いに来たんすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.08,0:18:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(632,419)\c&H0000FFFF}苦情？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.08,0:18:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}あんたの存在についてね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.27,0:18:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,419)\c&H0000FFFF}どういうことだよ？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.27,0:18:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}あんたが
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.27,0:18:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}先生やってる設定のとき
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.22,0:18:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)}こっちは生徒なんだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.22,0:18:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}生徒として
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.64,0:18:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)}一応{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あんたを
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.64,0:18:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}立てなきゃいけねえし
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.99,0:18:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)\fscx50}タメ{\fscx100}口もきけねえ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.99,0:18:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なるほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}要は
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.64,0:18:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)\c&H0000FFFF}万事屋銀さん相手なら
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.64,0:18:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}遣わなくてもいい気を
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.76,0:18:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)\c&H0000FFFF}３Ｚ担任の銀ぱっつぁんには
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.76,0:18:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)\c&H0000FFFF}遣わなきゃいけねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.13,0:18:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}おめえは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それが{\fscx50}イラ{\fscx100}つく
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.13,0:18:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ってんだな？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.65,0:18:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういうときもある
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.65,0:18:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}ってことっすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.44,0:18:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}あとはまあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}たまには
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.44,0:18:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}俺が教師っていう話があっても
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.96,0:18:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,419)}いいんじゃないすか？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.96,0:18:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\c&H0000FFFF}わかった{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺から
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.85,0:18:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)\c&H0000FFFF}あいつに頼んでみるわ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.85,0:18:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}誰だっけ？{\fscx50}　『{\fscx100}銀魂{\fscx50}』{\fscx100}描いてるやつ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.08,0:18:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ソラチ{\fscx100}？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ああ{\fscx50}　ソラチ{\fscx100}だっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.99,0:18:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)\c&H0000FFFF}俺もあいつとは
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.99,0:18:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}知らねえ仲じゃないし
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.02,0:18:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}今度{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}頼んどいてやるよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.24,0:18:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}『{\fscx100}６年３組{\fscx50}マヨ{\fscx100}八先生{\fscx50}』。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.76,0:18:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}これでお前も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}晴れて先生様だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.63,0:18:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}俺は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}別に
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.63,0:18:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}そこまで望んじゃ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.27,0:18:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}喜んでるじゃねぇか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.25,0:18:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,449)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}マヨ{\fscx100}八先生はな
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.25,0:18:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H0000FFFF}子どもを叱るとき
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.94,0:19:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF}頭から{\fscx50}マヨネーズ{\fscx100}をぶっかけるんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.07,0:19:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}なるほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}子どもたちが
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.07,0:19:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\fscx50}マヨネーズ{\fscx100}まみれに…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.74,0:19:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,419)}それは大喜びですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.74,0:19:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,509)\c&H0000FFFF}褒めてんの？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.27,0:19:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}連絡帳代わりに{\fscx50}マヨネーズ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.27,0:19:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\fscx50}マヨネーズ{\fscx100}水着{\fscx50}　マヨネーズ{\fscx100}縦笛
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.42,0:19:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}子どもたちの{\fscx50}ヒーロー　マヨ{\fscx100}八先生…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.42,0:19:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}ありだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.59,0:19:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}さて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そろそろ帰るか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.43,0:19:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)\c&H0000FFFF}来ましたっつうか
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.43,0:19:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}潜んでましたって感じだけどな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.59,0:19:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}教師と生徒の逢瀬ですから
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.59,0:19:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}人目を忍ばないと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.92,0:19:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,419)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}で？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.92,0:19:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)}私の{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}夢小説のことなんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.76,0:19:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}先生がご存じのとおり{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私は
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.76,0:19:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}先生とのただれた愛の遍歴を
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.23,0:19:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}夢小説で書いてるのですが{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.29,0:19:48.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ご存じだけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ご立腹なんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.25,0:19:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}本１冊分になったので
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.25,0:19:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}先生に{\fscx50}プレゼント{\fscx100}しようかと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.77,0:19:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,449)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どんだけ大長編
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.77,0:19:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,509)\c&H0000FFFF}書いてんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.83,0:19:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}これは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}第１部です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.83,0:19:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　「ジョジョ」{\fscx100}じゃねえんだから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.95,0:20:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,509)\c&H0000FFFF}あまりの重さで腕震えてるしよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.43,0:20:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}い{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いりませんか？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.43,0:20:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,509)\c&H0000FFFF}いらねえよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.99,0:20:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,449)\c&H0000FFFF}その本を{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前の足に
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.99,0:20:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,509)\c&H0000FFFF}くくりつけて
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.99,0:20:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}校庭{\fscx50}１００{\fscx100}周を命じたい！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.59,0:20:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)}そ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんなの…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.59,0:20:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}そんなの…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.56,0:20:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,419)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}あやめ{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}あ～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.56,0:20:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)}桂小太郎です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.25,0:20:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}６月{\fscx50}２６{\fscx100}日生まれ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}身長{\fscx50}１７５センチ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.25,0:20:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,449)}体重は{\fscx50}リンゴ{\fscx100}７個分
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.25,0:20:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,509)}右投げ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}左うちわ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.32,0:20:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,449)}あの子の{\fscx50}ホクロ{\fscx100}の数は
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.32,0:20:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,509)}まだ数えていません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.74,0:20:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ヅラ　{\fscx100}おめえに悩みなんかねえだろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.01,0:20:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}訴えますよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.01,0:20:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}なんで髪{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんななびいてんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.86,0:20:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}Ｔ．Ｍ．Ｒｅｖｏｌｕｔｉｏｎ{\fscx100}？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.86,0:20:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ヅラ{\fscx100}がどっか飛んでっちまうぞ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.97,0:20:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,419)}あのですね…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.97,0:20:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}ちょっと待て{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいか
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.77,0:20:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)\c&H0000FFFF}真面目な相談じゃなかったら
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.77,0:20:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FFFF}その瞬間に強制終了だからな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.93,0:20:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,449)}僕にだって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}人並みに
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.93,0:20:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}悩んでいることはあります！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.59,0:20:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,419)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}言ってみろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.59,0:20:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}実は僕{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}右の奥歯に
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.80,0:20:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}ゴマ{\fscx100}と言っても{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}へその{\fscx50}ゴマ{\fscx100}ですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.80,0:20:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}世界ふしぎ発見
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.80,0:20:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}へその{\fscx50}ゴマ{\fscx100}がどういう
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.27,0:20:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,449)\c&H0000FFFF}紆余曲折を経て{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}奥歯に
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.27,0:20:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,509)\c&H0000FFFF}挟まるんだろうか！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.62,0:21:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,419)}話せば長くなりますよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.62,0:21:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,509)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いい！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.80,0:21:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,419)\c&H0000FFFF}みじけぇよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.80,0:21:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}こっからが長いんです！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.47,0:21:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,449)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ヅラ　{\fscx100}本当に{\fscx50}　マジ{\fscx100}で心底
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.47,0:21:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)\c&H0000FFFF}悩んでることがあるなら
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.87,0:21:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,449)\c&H0000FFFF}しかたがないから
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.87,0:21:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,509)\c&H0000FFFF}聞いてやらんでもない
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.29,0:21:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,449)\c&H0000FFFF}言ってみろ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.29,0:21:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}ん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.66,0:21:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,419)}奥歯の{\fscx50}ゴマ{\fscx100}が取れました{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.66,0:21:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,509)\c&H0000FFFF}もう俺は帰る！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.31,0:21:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,449)}待ってください！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}僕が今
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.31,0:21:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}心を痛めているのは
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.30,0:21:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)}地球規模で進む
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.30,0:21:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)}環境破壊についてです！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.12,0:21:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}人間は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}己の利益のためだけに
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.12,0:21:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}森林を伐採し
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.54,0:21:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}大量の二酸化炭素を発生させ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.59,0:21:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,449)}その結果{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}地球環境に
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.59,0:21:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}甚大な悪影響を与え続けています{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.13,0:21:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}早送りする音声{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.96,0:21:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この枝毛が解決できる
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.96,0:21:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}美容室を…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.77,0:21:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)\c&H0000FFFF}結局{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}枝毛の話じゃねえか～！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.84,0:21:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\c&H0000FFFF}もういいだろ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}帰るぞ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.36,0:21:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}～
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.61,0:22:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)}最近{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと眠りが浅くてさ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.77,0:22:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,509)}いい{\fscx50}バイト{\fscx100}先を紹介してほしくて{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.31,0:22:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,509)}眼帯の下がかゆい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.44,0:22:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,509)}泥沼より深く悩んでいる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.93,0:22:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,449)\fscx50}ローション{\fscx100}がいい具合に
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.93,0:22:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,509)\fscx50}ヌルヌル{\fscx100}にならないんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.95,0:22:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,509)\fscx50}（リコーダー{\fscx100}の音{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.00,0:22:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,449)}あん{\fscx50}パン{\fscx100}は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こしあん派が
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.00,0:22:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,509)}至高か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}粒あん派が究極かで
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.62,0:22:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)}悩んでいます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.77,0:22:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,509)\c&H0000FFFF}勘弁してください{\fscx50}。