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お日焼けは恐ろしい

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お日焼けは恐ろしい

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今日もお天気で私のためだけ

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地球はぐるぐる回ります

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ヨッコラはしょい勉強なんてね

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見てみぬ恋が得意です

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それより海とか行きたいサマーだ

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I I 愛してI want you

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恋してごぼうしち感じて

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釈滅ラブミーテンダー

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かき氷 アッケラカーン

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そうとも言う 天才っては

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神一い 海一い

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だがしかし

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ただ先夏が来た

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期待ぬるい夏休み

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恋焦がれたら

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恋焦がれたら

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全力アピール

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全力アピール

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なのさまお疲れ様

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かっこつけない魅惑の

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ラストフリー

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だれ?

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I love you

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そろそろ始まる衝撃アニメは

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偶然絶後の頬がある

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さわやしゅおく

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なんでたら夏休みが終わってたの

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まじかよ

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それやばいって

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街行く人に声かけちゃえないよ

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無理よ

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じゃああっくんで練習だ

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お姉さんとお茶しない?

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え?

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28歳ってまだお姉さんなんですか?

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思っても見ないところで傷つきがあった

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もうあっくんだめじゃない

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あ、悪意はねえよ

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仕方ない

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私が先生を元気づけてあげますかね

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余計悪化させんじゃねえの?

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ははは

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悪じゃあるまいし

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よくそんな大口叩けるな

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いや

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さっきのあっくんは普通にだめすぎでしょ

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うるせえろ

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はぁ

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思えば勉強と仕事ばかりの人生だったわね

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ため息をつくと幸せが逃げるよ

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え?

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誰?

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よしよ

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さ、よしよ?

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はじめまして

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ラブリープリンセス

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ラブリープリンセス

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きょ、教授をからから

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はぁ

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俺

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マジ

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なんだけど

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ぎゅん

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余計だめよ

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こんなおばさん相手に

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先生はおばさんじゃない

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28歳ならギリギリセーフさ

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ギリギリなの?

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ばっきゃろー

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そこがいいんだろ

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バナナだって

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腐る直前が一番うまいだろ

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た、確かに

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先生が勇気を出せば

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じゃあ、よしよ君も

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おいおい

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勘弁してくれよ

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そうよね

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やっぱり私なんて

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これ以上俺を夢中にさせて

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どうする気だ

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バカ

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バカバカバカ

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私

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少しは自信持っていいのかな

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当然さ

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こんなにかわいいんだから

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もっと言って

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かわいいぜ

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もっと

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綺麗だ

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よく見ると普通かも

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うん、そう

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ま

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よしよ君

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ありがとう

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私頑張ってみるね

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そか、よかった

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だから

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受け取って

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精一杯の私の

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勇気

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先生に愛される男は大変だな

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こんな甘いキスを毎日してたら

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糖尿病になっちまう

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よしよ様

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ジャヌ、先生

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次は

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いつ会えますか

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毎晩君の夢の中へ

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会いに行くさ

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はい

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どうや

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むしろどうすんだ

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今日もふさふさだね

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いいね

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かわいいね

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私と犬は超仲良しい

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ねえ、よしこちゃん

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なんで犬って呼ぶの?

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え?

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ワンって泣くのは猫だっけ?

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犬だけど

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えっと、ワンちゃんに名前はないのかなって

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あ、何の話?

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だから、ワンちゃんの

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だから誰その中国人

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ワン、ちゃん

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その犬に名前はないのかって話だろ

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おう、アックン

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アックン

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たく、こんなできた犬はそういないってのに

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よしよし

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いい子だ

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なんか、アックンさんが優しいね

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最近仲良しっぽいよ

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その優しさを人間にも抜けられれば

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なんだよその目は

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いいから犬以外の名前をつけてやれ

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かわいそうだろ

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犬なのに?

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じゃあ猫

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わかっとるわ

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わかってねえよ

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この犬らしい名前をつけろってんだ

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なんだ最初からそう言ってよ

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言ってるだろ

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じー

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でかくて

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濡れて

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車

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だが犬だろうが

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おい、俺がつけてやる

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マジか

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よし、今日からお前はジョージだ

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アメリカ人じゃん

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そんな冗談

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犬に犬ってつけるよりいいだろ

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まさかジョークとジョージをかけてる

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レベルだけ

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本気だよ

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こいつに選んでもらおうか

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いいともさ

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でも犬は私が大好きだから

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私が有利だよ

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何言ってんだ

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俺とこいつはそれ以上の熱い友情で結ばれてんだよ

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な、なに

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プレッシャーが

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ジョージ

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ジョージ

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犬

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ジョージ

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ジョージ

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犬

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なんで逃げる

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好きな方選べ

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待て待て

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わ、分からないんですか

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二人とも大切だから

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どっちかなんて選べないんですよ

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わ、分からないんですか

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わ、分からないんですか

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ジョージ

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ジョージ

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ジョージ

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お前ってやつは

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お前ってやつは

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すまない

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名前なんてお前を困らせてまで決めることじゃないよな

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お前を困らせてまで決めることじゃないよな

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そうだねアッ君

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分かればいいんだよ

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ああ

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おっとてめえが変な呼び方してたからだ

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変じゃないって

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てめえに変われる犬の身にもなれ

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なわけねえ

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大変だね

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おー

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それまじでやばくね

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そこのギャル

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めっちゃパンツ見えそうだよ

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クラス1のアホ女

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もしもし

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ほっとこうぜ

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うん

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あ

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ほら見えた

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めくるな

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喧嘩ってんのか

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こんなアホ構うだけ

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そんだってば

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それより遊びいこうよ

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そうだな

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まじで私も遊びたい

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やっぱテスト勉強でもすっか

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そうだな

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何言ってんの

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ギャルは勉強なんてしないっしょ

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馬鹿にしてんのか

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違うかもね

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いつもテストは0点でしょ

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一緒にすんな

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10点くらいはたるっての

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アホちゃ

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勉強めんどうなだけだし

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ちょっと遠いこうよ

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もうあんなのいいじゃん

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ついてくんなよ

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ついてくんな

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鬼ごっこ楽しいね

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やってね

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夢と鬼ごっこはどこまでも追いかけるもの

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くんな

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いい加減にしろっつの

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次のクランボー

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私ウリやる

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そういうことじゃねえし

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なら私ら隠れるの下手だし

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手本見せてよ

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まじで

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そうだね

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頼むよ

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どうしても

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お願いします

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仕方ないな

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じゃあ軽く隠れるから見つけてみなさい

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やっぱただのアホだな

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早く遊び行こう

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あれ?今日は花畑さんお休みですか?

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私らに騙されたショックで寝込んでたりして

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おら花畑さんまた休み?

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先生

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よしこちゃんにメールしたら

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今隠れんぼ中って

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とんでもないアホだ

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これってまさか

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私らが見つけるまで

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ずっと隠れてるってわけ

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もう3日も飲まず食わず

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私らのせい

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だよな

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いつまで隠れてんだあのアホ

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私らが悪かったよ

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ここか

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ここか

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ここか

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どこ行った

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出前見つかんねえし

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本気で

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隠れすぎでしょ

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くそ

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あのアホまじむかつく

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あっ

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あ?

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見つかってしまった

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忍者かてめえは

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ふう

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やるではないけど

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よし次は私が鬼だな

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そこなしかてめえは

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きたねえし帰ってべしくて寝ろ

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そいや腹減った

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夢中で隠れすぎだろ死ぬぞ

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とっても楽しかったです

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また遊ぼうね

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二度と遊ばねえよ

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お誕生日おめでとう

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ルリちゃん

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はいプレゼント

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ごめん

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ありがとう

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おめでとうルリ

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俺からこれを

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理解しやすい勉強のファンとか

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お兄ちゃんがリアルに分析

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学歴のいらない生き方紹介ブラック

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楽になっていいんだぞ

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応援してよ

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何が不満なんだ

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これがあれば無理に勉強しなくて済むんだぞ

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くらないよ

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じゃあ何が欲しかったんだ

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もっと素敵なお兄ちゃん

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おいおい

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