ほらみんな夢中だ
“Now you see her Now you don't”
“See her？” “No I don't”
１歩進むたびに 胸がたかなる
ほら とっとと笑って
ほら もっと欲張って
ほら そっと手を取って
ほら もっとよく見て
艦隊率いるあいつはまさしく 生まれる前からエイリアン
アダムとイブの再来ならば
宇宙規模での勘違いだけどね
ミクロとマクロの距離感大事
COSMOS vs ALIENの戦い いつでもマーベラス
猫もしゃくしもいっそ このままでいんじゃない？
右か左か 行くか戻るか
潜んだこの巨大な迷路の中を… 迷いながら歩いて行く
次の角を曲がったら 今度は 何が待っているのだろう…
正解も不正解も 驚きも喜びも 寂しさも
My heart beats faster with every step I take.
トークトークのBPMは とうにジョークの域を越えて
Turn left? Or right?
山超えて 谷超えて あいつのいる星に届く
Go forward? Go back?
ほらきっと霧中だ
キャプテン・クィーンにSOS ミサイル迎撃準備よし
Right, and wrong.
弾道操るあいつはいかにも 生まれる前からエイリアン
And happiness, and surprise, and loneliness...
いままさに宇宙は SPACE
All of us hidden within this maze, we wander around, lost.
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
甘い甘い宇宙のTASTE
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
What might I find, when I turn that next corner?
魔法をひとふり あの子と二人きり
砂糖をひとふり あの子はいただき
My name is Ichinomiya Ko.
俺は一ノ宮行
Heir to international conglomerate, the Ichinomiya Corporation.
世界トップ企業である 一ノ宮カンパニーの御曹司
いわゆる生まれながらの 勝ち組というやつだ
It wouldn't be wrong to say I'm a real winner.
But for now, I happen to be living under a bridge, going by the name "Recruit."
だが 今は荒川の橋の下に住み リクルートという名で暮らしている
And somehow I've found myself traveling up the Arakawa River in search of a baseball.
そんな俺だが
ひょんな事から飛んで行った野球ボールを 探しに荒川上流までやってくる事になってしまった
By strange chance, I met a strange woman in strange clothes who was strange to the core.
そして そこでひょんに出会った ひょんな格好のひょんな女は
本当に心から心底ひょんで…
うっひょーん！？
Welcome to Saitama
Enjoy your trip!
Welcome to Saitama
Enjoy your trip!
Welcome to Saitama
Enjoy your trip!
Chapter 116: "The Amazon Within Saitama (Plus Tengu)"
な！ なあぁ！
Surround him!
包囲しろ！
あ… な 何？ 早くてよく見えな…
Wh-What is this?
I can't make out what they are...
I see them, but I'm still clueless!
見てもよくわからない！
Foolish man who has wandered into the Amazon...
コノアマゾンニ迷イコンダ男… 生キテ帰レル思ワナイコトダ
You will not leave this place alive.
For you have been snared... by this tribe of warrior women, the Amazons!
コノ女傑一族 アマゾネスニ 出会ッタカラニハナ！
Amazons?! Like, in the Amazon?
アマゾネス！？ っていうかアマゾン！？ いや ここどう見ても埼玉だし！
Hold on, this still looks like Saitama to me.
And warrior women? Those guys in the tengu masks are all... guys!
アマゾネス一族って君 天狗のお面を つけてる人らは全員男だろ！
C-Cup
Shy
Mai
den
Yes, true. They are all tengu.
イカニモ… コノ者達ハ天狗
ダガ 全テメス天狗ノアマゾネスダ！
But they happen to be female Tengu Amazons!
I think you're confused!
ややこしいよ！
Listen, this is clearly Saitama, those are clearly men, and they're clearly not tengu!
いや… 絶対あいつらは男だし… ここは埼玉だし… 天狗でもねーし
ペッ！ コレダカラ嫌ナノダ！ 男ハ！
This is why you men are all savages!
Just because I'm a bit bigger than the other girls, you say I'm a man!
チョット人ヨリゴツイ
ソレダケデヤレ男ダ ニューハーフダ Ｂ級映画ダ マネキンダ
Or a post-op! Or a B movie extra! Or a mannequin!
Or you say, "How come you never blink?!"
C-Cup
“瞬キ” シテネエトカ言ウノダ！
I didn't say any of that!
そこまでは言ってないよ！
けっ 何なんだ！？ 河川敷の住人ってのは どこの県でもこうなのか…！？
What's the deal here? Is this how everyone who lives by this river acts?
と とにかくもう良いよ！ 俺もう帰るから
Anyway, I'm done here. I'm leaving.
I've got a ball to find.
俺まだボール捜さなきゃいけないんだよ
Getting back's gonna be a total pain.
行くのも戻るのもメンドーだな
フ… 何ガボールダ… シラバックレルナ…
What ball? Don't play dumb with me.
What you're really after is... This treasure, is it not?
貴様ガサガシテルノハ コノ秘宝デアロウ…
Huh? Treasure?
は？ 秘宝？
What's with the extra fancy treasure chest?
何だ？ あの物々しい宝箱は…！？
It's the legendary treasure that can grant anyone the power of a god...
神ノチカラヲ手ニイレルタメノ伝説ノ宝…
Legendary treasure?
伝説の宝！？
Could it possibly be an OOPArt, or something like that?
何だ… まさか本当にオーパーツ的な…
フ… 特別ニ見セテヤロウ… コレガコノアマゾンノ神…！
Allow me to show you!
This is the god of the Amazon!
Mr.
Garigari
ガリガリ様ダ！
King Garigari!
Mr. Garigari
ット アマリ長クハ見セラレンゾ
But I can't display it for too long.
After all, leaving the treasure chest open for too long wastes energy!
地球環境ノタメニ宝箱ハ 小マメニ閉メナイトナ！
If you really want to insist we're all in the Amazon...
お前らー どうしてもここを アマゾンと言い張りたいんなら
Why are you worshiping something that comes from Saitama?!
そこまでモロ埼玉ローカルネタで くる事ないだろ！
King Garigari is the name of everyone's favorite iced treat, originally created in Saitama.
皆大好きガリガリ様は 埼玉生まれの氷菓子です
Chapter 117: "Mystery After Mystery Down By the Riverside"
Don't you dare lay a finger on King Garigari!
ガリガリ様ニハ 指１本フレサセン！
I don't want to!
全然狙ってないよ！ 全国のコンビニで買えるわそんなん！
I could get one from any grocery store in the country!
I'm just someone who lives further downstream! I'm out here looking for a homerun baseball!
俺はホームランボールを捜しに来させらてるだけの 荒川下流の河川敷の住人なんだよ！
Saying that out loud is really depressing...
自分で言って落ち込むわ！
You live downstream?
コノ下流ノ河川敷ニ？ 適当ナ事言ウト後悔スルゾ…
You'll regret lying to me!
If you value your life, tell me the truth!
言ッテオクガ自分ガ大切ナラ 嘘ツカナイ方ガイイ
There's no point in hiding it. We can see right through your lies!
貴様ノ嘘アバク事位 私達ニハ造作モ ナイ事…
My god... are they going to torture me?
まさか… 拷問で聞き出すつもりじゃ…
Shy
ああ 免許証か何か 身分証明になる物 お持ちじゃないですか？
Shy
Do you happen to have any ID on you? A driver's license, perhaps?
Shy
え… あああ… 保険証なら…
Uhh... I have my insurance card.
We'd really prefer some form of picture ID.
あー できたら写真付きの物が いいんですが…
What do you think?
どうする？
Hmm. I'm not sure, but... this should be fine.
えー わかんないけど… 良いんじゃない？
Are we good?
良いの？
If you could show us a picture ID or a phone bill in your name next time, that'd be great.
あ 一応 次会う時とかに 写真付きの物か 自宅に来た郵便物とか見せて頂ければ…
You're all set.
大丈夫です ハイ
Hmph. You dodged a bullet, kid.
チッ… 命拾イシタナコゾウ…
ゆるいな！ てゆうか撤退早えー！
That's it? You're just gonna take off like that?!
Yup, that's it. Sorry for taking up your time.
あ もう良いですよ スミマセン お引きとめしちゃって…
What could you have possibly learned from that?!
あんなんで俺の何がわかる… レンタルビデオ屋の方がまだ身元確認キビシイわ！
Video rental places have more severe background checks than that!
Maiden
C-Cup
Maiden
Did you need something?
Maiden
まだ何か…？
Maiden
You're the ones who started hassling me, you know!
Maiden
C-Cup
いきなり現れて人に散々 言いがかりつけたのはそっちだろ！
So now tell me, who are you?!
お前らこそ 一体何者なんだよ！
What's with him?
何だこの人…
Why is he so pushy?
-しつこい人だなぁ 本当に -チッ
Fine! I'm the one who revealed the treasure of the Amazon to him.
仕方ナイ アマゾンノ秘宝 見セテシマッタ責任 私アル！
I'll try to talk our way out of this.
私ガ責任モッテアノ男 ゴマカシテミセル…
おぉぁ！
They're whispering way too loud.
ヒソヒソ話声でけえな…
あー あの… アマゾネスさん…
Excuse me, Amazon—
Huh? Who's the Amazon?
エ？ アマゾネスッテ誰？
I was like, born and raised in Saitama. I'm totally friends with everyone in Saitama!
私ハ 埼玉生マレ埼玉育チ 埼玉県民大体トモダチ
I'm a totally modern high school girl with a cell phone way heavier than some bow and arrow!
ケータイ電話ガ弓矢ヨリ重イ 今時ノ女子高生ダヨ
That's really pushing it!
急に無茶だよそれは！
Oh, you mean my makeup? I just wanted to be like Avril.
コノ化粧ハあぶりるニアコガレテ…
Then why did you all surround me all of a sudden?
じゃあ何でいきなり 包囲して来たんだよ！
エー 何カームカツイタカラー？
C-Cup
'Cause you were totally pissing me off?
You honestly believe you look like an actual high schooler?
Maiden
C-Cup
それを言えば女子高生に見えると 思ったら大間違いだぞ！
Who cares about your skirt?!
スカートを気にするな！
Man, this guy is like, soooo annoying!
コノ人 超ウザインデスケドー
こっ… このヤロー！ 暑いのに更に熱くさせやがって！
You little... This heat is already bad enough, and now you've got me fuming!
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Listen up! You wanna know what your damn treasure's good for?
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良いか！？ お前らのいう秘宝っていうのはなっ こういう時に使うんだよ！
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Watch and learn!
Y-You bastard!
ヨッ ヨクモ貴様ー！
Now, little girl... what are you gonna do ab—
さあ！ 女子高生！ どうすっ くっ
Amazon, no!
ダメだよアマゾネス！
S-Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
ス スマン ツイ…
ウッ 大丈夫 ゴマカセル…
It's okay. I can fix this.
うう… 俺は… この埼玉県アマゾン市で 死んでしまうのか…！？
Am I really going to die right here in Amazon, Saitama?
Hey, hold on. This... this isn't a blowgun or anything.
違ウゾ… コレハ… 吹キ矢デハナクテ…
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DON'T TELL ME THAT WAS A FREAKING UMAIBOOOO!!!
うんまい棒だなんて言ったら 許さねーぞぉ！
お… あ… はぁ… あれ… ここは…
Huh? Where am I?
The hell? Were you dreaming about the classic Saitama-original delicious stick snack?
何だよ こんなところで埼玉生まれの ロングセラー駄菓子の夢なんか見てたのかよ
Dream?!
夢！？
Are they ever gonna make a cucumber-flavored one?
あれキュウリ味でねえかなー
Welp, at least you found the ball.
ま でもボールは見つけたみてーだな
John
Lennon
All right, let's get back to the game, shall we?
さー 早く野球に戻ろーぜー
P-Please, wait!
ちょっ 待って下さい
あ あいつらはどこへ！？
Where'd they go?
Huh? "They"?
はぁ あいつら？
Yes, "they"! It wasn't a dream, I swear!
そうです！ 夢なんかじゃありません！
I was in Saitama, and I saw an Amazon, plus some tengu!
俺は埼玉で アマゾネスと 天狗に会ったんです！
あぁ いや あの… あ いや… 天狗といってもメスのなんだけど…
Wait, no, I mean...
The tengu were female, too! Or...
I understand, Rec. I'm sorry we made you go look for the ball all by yourself.
悪かったな… リク… １人ぼっちで捜しに行かせたりして…
I guess we put too much pressure on you.
どうやらおめえ１人を 責めすぎたみたいだな…
あぁっ カンベンでござる
I am so sorry!
THAT'S NOT THE REACTION I WAS HOPING FOR!!!
そんな大団円を望んでるんじゃねえ！
Please, calm down!
落ち着くでござる
Chewing on a twig helps.
まあ 小松菜でもかめ
Don't you understand? I really did see an Amazon!
違うんです いたんですよアマゾネスが！
I get it, I'd love to see an Amazon, too!
ああ… そうだな 俺もアマゾネスは好きだ…
Don't worry. Given the choice, I'd say yes to an Amazon.
心配するな 私もどちらかというと好きな方だ
And tengu are super cool!
天狗はかっけーからな
ちぇっ そーじゃねー！
You don't get it!
Winner
I never expected that man to uncover a winning Garigari stick...
アノ男… マサカ１発デ当タリノ ガリガリ様ヲ 引クトハナ…
んっ まんまとおとりのガリガリ様で ごまかせましたね
We managed to trick him with the King Garigari decoy.
Now there's no way he'll discover the real treasure!
これで本物の秘宝には 当分近づかないでしょう
Yeah...
Boss
Hey, Boss! Ohhh, I like, totally did it!
ア ボス～ ウン超ウマクヤッタ～ ヘヘヘ
And guess what guess what! He was like, toootally cute!
ツーカサ ツーカサ アノ男チットカッコヨクネ？
All right! Let's finish our patrol!
よ～し パトロール開始だ～
There's no mistake. I've found it at long last... the Venusian headquarters!
やはり間違いあるまい…
ついに突き止めたぞ 金星人のアジトを…！
Chapter 118: "By Your Own Will"
WATER SUPPLY IN CASE OF FIRE
This refreshing early morning air... I love it!
こういう早朝だけのさわやかさって 何か良いよな…
ふふ… 橋の上にあんなに小鳥が…
Look at all the little birds perched on the bridge.
A person?!
人がー！？
I see. So he was wasting away on top of the railing.
ほう… 橋の欄干の上で 干からびていたと…
He's so pale...
顔がまっ青ですよ… 一晩中いたんでしょうかね…
You think he was up there all night?
Are you awake?
気がつきましたか！？
Where am I?
ここは一体…
I remember... last night...
私は確か昨晩…
Some eccentric young children forced me to go up that railing, and...
エキセントリックな 子供たちの手によって欄干の上に…
What?!
何ですって！？
Were those the same kids who pulled my pants off and hung them up on the railing?
かつて俺のズボンをはいで橋の欄干の上に ひっかけたのと同じ連中か！？
So that's what happened?
そうだったんですか…
That explains the weird clothes he's wearing...
どうりで… 妙ちくりんな服を 着てると思ったんだ…
They must have forced him to put that costume on.
これも あいつらに着せられたんだな…
This is unforgivable!
全く許せませんよあいつら…！ あんなところに 無理矢理押し上げるだなんて…！
How could they chase you up there like that?!
お？ 君 何を言ってるんだね…？
What are you talking about?
I miscalculated my ability to climb down, but I went up there by my own will.
下りられなかったのは誤算だが 上がったのは私の意志だ
Of course, if it weren't for my special suit, the sun would have burnt me to a crisp.
もっとも このスペシャルスーツがなかったら 太陽の下で黒コゲだったかもしれんがな…
Yo. I heard we had a new guest...
よう 何かお客さんが来てるんだって？
Just stop. You two stay out of this for now.
ちょっとお前ら今来るな そして白昼夢みたいな登場はやめろ
And what's with that horror movie entrance?
あっ 君達は…！
You're—
You... know them?
こいつらの事 ご存知なんですか！？
知らない！ だが 知ってる！
No, I don't! And yet... I do!
A kappa, and a star.
河童と星… いや… お花？
No...
A flower?
Flower? Hell no!
お花っ！？ ちげーよ！ どっからどう見ても星だろーがよ！
I'm a star from any angle!
Although his edges have worn down over time, it seems.
確かに最初に比べると 角が取れてはきているな…
ふんっ！
Ah, true.
あ あああそう そういう意味なら 形的には大正解で…
Oh, if that's how you meant it, then sure—
Which means... you're aliens from outer space!
つまり君達はっ 異星人！
Specifically, Venusians!
しかも金星人だな！
ふ… 図星のようだな
It seems I'm right.
Well! As captain of the Earth Defense Force, I will not let you have your way!
そうとわかれば…
地球防衛軍隊長のこの私が 黙っているわけにはいかない！
I will protect this beautiful blue world called Earth!
この青い星は 必ず私が 守って みせる！
Rec wondered if it wouldn't have been better to let the crows just eat him.
あのままカラスのえさにしちゃえば 良かったと思ったリクでした
Chapter 119: "Feeling"
There, there. Calm down.
まぁまぁ落ち着けって…
Although, some scholars do say that the kappa came to Earth from outer space.
確かに俺達河童のルーツは 宇宙人という学者もいるが…
What?! So you've been here since ancient times?
なんと！ では大昔から！？
うっうう… 類は友を呼ぶというやつか…
Is this what they mean by "birds of a feather"?
Look, man. I'm a star. Not some weirdo alien.
だからよぉ 俺は星であって異星人じゃ…
Oh... I guess you could call me, like, a "bard."
あ… しいて言うなら吟遊詩人？
Oh, that's your planet's name?
ほう！ そんな星が！？
This conversation makes no sense, but at least they seem to be getting along.
話は全くかみ合ってないが フィーリングはぴったりだな
Is that Planet Bard's global anthem?
He fits right in, like he's been here all along.
何か… すでに俺よりもずっとこの橋の下に なじんでいるように見える…
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ん！ もしかしたらこれが橋の下の 住人が増える瞬間ってやつ…！？
Have we reached a critical moment where another crackpot winds up under the bridge?
I can't just sit back and let this concentration of insanity get even thicker!
いや だがこれ以上橋の下の電波濃度が 上がるのを黙って見ているつもりはない！
This is the Village Chief.
But crazy people like him won't go away just because you ask nicely.
しかし素直に帰ってくれと言っても 通じないのが電波さんだ…
Hello.
There's village chiefs in outer space?
In that case...
ならば… 目には目を！ 電波には電波を！
It's an eye for an eye!
Fight insane fire with insane fire!
いっい… 君達が異星人だという事は わかってるんだ！ 大人しく
I know you're all aliens! And now it's time for you to...
ふ… それは違うな…
You're mistaken.
The alien here... is me.
異星人は私… 私が金星人だったのだ！
I am the Venusian!
What?!
何だと！？
Seriously?
えっ マジで！？
That's news to me!
えー 初耳
Just as I thought. Anything sci-fi gets him all riled up.
よし 思った通り SFネタには食いついてくる
I'll ignore everyone else's troubling reactions for now.
他２名も反応してるのが気になるが まあいい…
I just have to pretend to be some deadly alien and chase him off.
後は凶悪なエイリアンを演じて びびらせ 追い払うだけだ…
Is that so? Then you must be the same kind of alien as that girl!
そうだったのか… 貴様 あの少女と 同じタイプのエイリアンだな！？
あん… あの少女？
That girl?
Don't play dumb!
しらばっくれるな！目をつむったまま すさまじい跳躍をする少女だ…
The girl that leaps to impossible heights in her sleep!
ああ… 寝ぼけてうちに移動する ニノさんを見たのか？
He must have seen Nino sleepwalking to my place.
Yes... I saw it happen late one night, just a few days ago.
あれはそう… 数日前の真夜中だった…
Venus Jump!
金星ジャンプ！
アーンド… 金星クロース！
And... Venus Cloth!
Equip!
装着！
Oh no! This is bad...
マズイ！ マズイぞ…
The Venusians have already modified all lifeforms on Earth at the chromosomal level!
すでに地球上の生物は金星人によって 染色体レベルで改造されているのだ…
I guess he knows about Nino's fishing habit, too.
ニノさんが魚を捕ってる事まで 知ってるのか…
He must have been observing the bridge for quite a while.
こいつ 結構前からこの橋の下を 観察してたんだな…
あぁ… はっ！ そうか！
I get it! Then your true form is...
だとすれば貴様の本体も 鼻ちょうちんに擬態したココ！
Antenna controlling the vessel
That thing pretending to be a snot bubble!
Right here!
HERE
Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Foolish humans.
間抜けな地球人どもめ 笑っていられるのも今のうちだちん！
Laugh while you still can.
Your true hell will begin the moment we pop!
本当の地獄は我らが弾けた その瞬間から始まるのだちん！
Hey, snot bubble!
ちょっと鼻ちょうちん あんまり大声出すなっテナ！
Pipe down! You'll ruin our entire master plan if someone overhears us!
誰かに聞かれたら 計画が台無しだっテナ！
Very well.
わってるチン
You've always been so uptight, even back on Venus!
全くアンテナの心配性は 金星の時から変わってないちん
And you're still too easygoing!
あんたがお調子者だからっテナ！
Yeah, yeah.
ハイハイちん
Are you even listening to me?!
あーん！ ちゃんと聞いてるっテナ？
I'm right, aren't I?
こんな感じなのだな？
ゲエー バレター
Hey, ya got me!
I can do this...
ガンバレ！ オレ！
I knew it...
やはり… いっ
オッホン その通り… 君が見た少女は私の仲間さ
You figured it out. The girl you saw is one of us.
However... her powers far surpass my own.
しかし… その力は私とは桁違いだ…
They do?!
桁違い…！？
はーはっはっはっ… バカな地球人どもめー
You foolish humans!
Little did you know, we manipulated you into producing Venusian weapons for us!
操られているとも知らずに
よくぞ我々金星人のための 兵器を造りあげてくれた！
Arise!
いでよっ！ 我がしもべー！
My slave!
ヒヒーンヒヒヒ…
Hi ho! Whoa! Hi ho! Whoa!
はいっ どうどう はいどうどう
Hi ho! Whoa! Hi ho! Whoa!
はいっ どうどう はいどうどう
N-No!
そ！ そんな…！
ふっふふ 彼女が本気になれば… 地球など３日で滅亡する！
If she really wanted to, she could destroy the world in three days!
What?!
The rest of you don't get to say "What?!"
いや… 外野は “な！？” じゃねーだろ！
Th-That dangerous being walks among us...
そ そんな凶悪な異星人が…
She's worse than a nuclear warhead!
核よりも強力ではないか！
But rest assured, we're fond of this planet... for now.
だが安心したまえ 今のところ 我々はこの星を気に入っている
But who knows what might push her into a murderous rampage?
しかし彼女は何がきっかけで 破壊に走るかわからない
If you really want to help out Earth...
地球のためを思うのなら… 一刻も早くここから去るんだな
You must leave at once!
That was perfect!
決まった…！ 完全にこの話を信じたな…！
He totally fell for it!
はっひっ 逃げる事しか出来ないのか…！？
Is there no choice but to run away?
あっ そんな凶悪の存在を知りながら… 放っておく事しか出来ないのか…！？
Knowing such great evil exists, can I do nothing but leave it be?
Hey, there's no need to blame yourself.
まあ そう自分を責めないで 帰れ！
Just leave!
I want to fight!
戦いたい！ ひー しかし… １人では… １人でかなう相手では…
But I... I just can't do it alone!
Who said you're alone?
誰が１人だって？
You have us, Captain.
我々がいるではないか 隊長！
Give up now, and that's the end of everything.
諦めたらそこで地球滅亡ですよ
み… 皆…
Guys...
Now, stand up.
さ 立てよ
This is what friendship's all about!
それが友情ってもんだろ？
When did that happen?!
いつ生まれたそんなもん！？
At that moment, the frequencies of their insanity were in perfect harmony.
電波さん達の周波数が合致した瞬間です
Chapter 120: "Queen of Venus"
Let's go, everyone! We have to protect our blue Earth!
さあ皆行こう！ この青い星を守るんだ！
Sounds good!
いいとも！
Hey! Put that thing away, would you?!
や… ちょっ… 何とっておきの武器出してるの！？
Listen. Everything has at least one weakness.
いいか… どんなものにも弱点はある そこを全員で突くのだ！
We just need to strike it as one.
All right!
よしわかった！
Stop it! Stop formulating a plan!
やめろよ！ 作戦とか練るなよ！
なっ… 何だこの事態！？
What's going on?
I tried to get rid of him, but now they're all starting to bond!
帰る気配がないどころか 変な団結が生まれてるじゃないか！
Even if it costs me my life, I will defeat the Queen of Venus!
私の命と引きかえにしても… 金星女王を倒してみせる！
ちょっ まずい… これじゃニノさんにも危害が及ぶかも…
This is bad.
They might actually do something to Nino.
Maybe I should just give up and tell him the truth.
やっぱりウソだって白状した方が…
Hey, what's going on? Who's the new guy?
おぉ どうしたんだ？ 何だか知らんのがいるが…
The Venusian Queen!
金星女王だー！
外か！？
Oh, Your Majesty!
よっ ご両人！
Hey Nino, you wanna tell him a little about Venus?
ニノ この人とちょっと 金星の話してやって
Venus?!
金星！？
H-Hey! You guys are kidding, right?
ちょっ お前ら 遊んでんな！
So, you finally decided to show yourself, Venusian!
ついに現れたな金星人… 貴様の本性はわかってるんだ…
I know what you really are!
Really? So you wanna talk about Venus?
そうか！ 金星の話がしたいのか お前
なっ な 何だいきなり 武器を出す気だな…
Wh-What are you doing? You dare to draw a weapon against me?!
I can't let you run loose li—
やはり貴様を野放しには出来
Here!
Shh.
うんが うが うが… う… うん…
うがっ くっ ぷはっ
くー よくも… このような生物兵器ごときに…
How dare you!
You can't stop me with these paltry biological weapons!
ぉうっ！
どうっ
N-Nino?
ニ… ニノさん…
くわっ ぺっ ぺっ ぺっ
I won't let you evil Venusians take over my Earth!
この地球は悪の金星人には 渡さんからなぁ！
It's not over yet!
-これで終わったと思うなよぉー！ -お もう帰るのか？
Leaving already?
あーあー 泣かした
You made him cry.
He didn't even get to try the main dish...
まだメインディッシュが残っていたのに
I think your welcome was a little too warm.
熱烈歓迎すぎたと思いますよ
The crisis of another resident under the bridge... is averted.
河川敷住人増加の危機はまぬがれました
What I always think about at the end of a journey
Tabi no owari ni omoumono
旅の終わりに想うもの
All I do is take away things from other souls
motomerudake no hibi wa sugiru
求めるだけの日々は過ぎる
I see you playing around before winter starts
fuyu wo matazuni hashaideru
冬を待たずにはしゃいでる
In your beautiful red coat, I find you wrapped up all tight
akai kohto ni tsutsumareru kimi
赤いコートに包まれる君
Goodbye to those tangled days
sayonara meikyuu days
さよなら迷宮days
I realize now, those "thank you" days
kizukeba Thank you days
気づけばThank you days
Ohh... ohh, goodbye days
Oh～ good bye days
What I always think about at the start of a journey
tabi no hajimari omoumono
旅の始まり想うもの
Without stopping in my tracks, I take a single deep breath
tachidomarazuni shinkokyuusuru
立ち止まらずに深呼吸する
The two of us will swim as one into the future
futari ashita wo oyoideru
ふたり明日を泳いでる
Moving like a pair of fish, swaying back and forth
sakana mitaini narabiyureru
魚みたいに並び揺れる
Say to pain, "No thank you," now
tsurai No thank you desu
辛いNo thank youです
Say to grief, "No thank you," now
kanashii No thank you desu
悲しいNo thank youです
Oh no... ohh goodbye days
Oh no～ good bye days
Chapter 121: "Arakawa Qwik-Skit Challenge"
Qwik-Skit: the face of a pigeon suddenly confronted with a peashooter.
一発芸… “鳩が豆鉄砲を食らったような顔”…
Sorry, but could someone please take the role of the peashooter?
ごめんねー 誰か豆鉄砲をお願いしても良い？
Hey, Last Samurai. Here's your peas.
ほれラストサムライ 豆
Unyielding
Am I the chosen one?
拙者でござるか？
Yeah. Only a man among men, a real warrior with an unyielding soul, can pull this off.
この役は男の中の男 まげない魂の おめーにしかできねーだろよ
Make sure you really nail him with those peas.
しっかり当てるんだぞ！ 豆鉄砲！
I swear upon my honor...
まかせるでござるよ
He's taking this "peashooter" role really seriously, huh?
随分と気合の入った豆鉄砲役なんですね
Yeah. His life depends on it.
ああ… 命がけだ
へー… 相変わらずここの住人は 遊びにも全力で…
Everyone here is always so serious about playing around.
ふおっ！ はあっ！
ふ… なかなかイイ豆鉄砲を 食らったような顔だったぜっ
Your face looked just like a pigeon suddenly confronted with a peashooter.
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ナイス“豆鉄砲を食らったような顔”！
Me?! I was the one that was supposed to make the face?!
俺！？ 俺が豆鉄砲を食らったような顔！？
あ つか 豆鉄砲じゃなくて フツーの鉄砲だったよねー！？
Come on, that was no peashooter! Those were real freaking bullets!
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This smell reminds me of the moment we met.
この香り… 初めて会った時を思い出しちゃう…
Women have such good memories.
女ってのは随分記憶力がいいものだな…
Well, it's the perfume of the sexiest man in the world.
だって 世界一セクシーな男が まとう香水ですもの
I couldn't forget that scent if I wanted to.
忘れたくったって忘れられないわ
ふ… 不幸な女だぜ…
You rueful woman...
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Awesome, Big Bro!
よっ！ 流石アニキ！
Samurai
Well said, verily!
憎いでござるよ！
Samurai
That was too cool, Billy!
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カッコ良かったぞビリー
Samurai
お… 俺っ！ ねー 俺ぇー！？
Me? Hey! ME?!
Hey, the Arakawa River doesn't have piranha or candirus in it!
チョット～ 荒川下流ッテ “ピラニア”モ “ナンディル”モイナイトカ超MK５！
That's frickin' lame!
マジデキンチョー感ナイ 水深５メートルナンデスケド
And the river's only fifteen feet deep!
I'm like, totally pissed off right now!
Next time, on 3 BRIDGE x2!
次回 「３ BRIDGE×２」
Illustration: Taro★Mino