ほいっと…
へえー
-ちょっとこい こらぁ！ -おいこい さあ～
“Now you see her Now you don't”
すげ～な 100歳以上か！
おぅっ おっとっと…
勝負だあ～っ！
酒は百薬の長ってなぁ
今からどうなるか分からないし
“See her?” “No I don't”
何やってんだ？ あの中年達は…
-なんだコラ！ やんのかコラ！ -ずばーっ くそ～！
100歳以上は生きられるとまで 言われたんだ
シロより何倍も 健康って事になるわけだな
いやあ 人間には負ける気がしねぇよ
いやいやあ それは食べた方が でしょ
んっんっんっ… ぷはあっ！
年の近い者同士は ムキになりがちです
ああ でもね これでも俺 健康には気を使っててねぇ…
ははははっ… いやあ それは ちょっと違うんじゃない？
つーことは 俺は既に 何百歳も生きてるから
河童の肉を食べた者は 不老不死っつー伝説あるぐらいだし…
中年が２人集まれば 健康談義に花が咲く
いやあ 会社にいた時の健康診断なんか 一度もひっかからないどころか
ほらみんな夢中だ
Riverbed
COSMOS vs ALIENの 戦いいつでもマーベラス
Riverbed
When two middle-aged men get together, the conversation always turns toward their health.
艦隊率いるあいつはまさしく 生まれる前からエイリアン
Here you go.
Sake is the best medicine, they say.
ミクロとマクロの距離感大事
Maybe, but I do actually try to take care of myself.
宇宙規模での勘違いだけどね
アダムとイブの再来ならば
I had to take a physical at my company.
猫もしゃくしもいっそこのままで いんじゃない？
Not only did they give me a clean bill of health—they said I could live to be a hundred!
ほら もっとよく見て
Wow, a hundred?
ほら もっと欲張って
ほら そっと手を取って
Then... since I've been alive a few centuries, I guess I'm a few times healthier than you.
ほら とっとと笑って
I don't think that's how it works.
You never know what the future holds.
トークトークのBPMは とうにジョークの域を超えて
山超えて 谷超えて あいつのいる星に届く
Still, I don't plan on losing to some human.
ほらきっと霧中だ
You know, there's a legend that says people who eat kappa meat become immortal.
キャプテン・クィーンにSOS ミサイル迎撃準備よし
Maybe, but that's just for the people who eat the kappa.
弾道操るあいつはいかにも 生まれる前からエイリアン
No, no, no, no, no.
いままさに宇宙は SPACE
No, no, no, no, no.
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
甘い甘い宇宙のTASTE
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Whitey: 43 years
Chief: (claims) 620 years
Bring it on!
You damn kappa!
魔法をひとふり あの子と二人きり
What? You wanna fight?!
What are those old geezers doing?
砂糖をひとふり あの子はいただき
People seem to love competing with others their own age.
Chapter 151: "Physicals Under the Bridge"
Well, that happened last week.
てな事があったのが １週間前…
So now we've decided that everyone under the bridge should get a check-up.
Eternal Youth
で この河川敷でも 健康診断を実施するべく
Eternal Youth
リクの会社の 健康診断機器を貸してもらい
Eternal Youth
We borrowed some medical equipment from Rec's company,
and asked Takai and Shimazaki to come down and help us.
高井さんと島崎さんにも 来てもらいましたぁ
Of course, I had no idea at the time you were going to drag me into it.
まさかあのまま 俺に振られるとは 思ってもいませんでしたよ…
Miss Shimazaki, please don't say my results out loud. I'm begging you!
島崎さん 結果 絶対声に 出さないで下さいね 絶対ですよ！
What's P-ko carrying on about?
何騒いでんだ？ Ｐ子の奴
Oh, jeez... this is such horrible timing.
やだなあ… すっごい タイミング悪いなあ…
I mean, I went on a real eating binge yesterday and everything...
Eternal Youth
昨日 ちょうど10人前位 バカ食いしちゃったのにぃ…
Eternal Youth
That's the face of someone who literally hasn't eaten for a week!
Eternal Youth
１週間水しか飲んでない顔だ それはあ！
Eternal Youth
な 何言ってんの もう本当すっごい太っちゃって…
W-What are you talking about? Look at all this fat.
Eternal Youth
はあ… ヘコむう…
I could just die...
A painful crash diet right before the weigh-in...
体重測定前の急激なダイエット…
I'll never understand girls who do stuff like that.
女子のあの行動はいったいなんなんだ…
あ… Ｐ子様… 爪先立ちしても 体重は変わりませんわよ？
Miss P-ko...
Standing on your tiptoes won't make you weigh any less.
Okay. Next, I'd like to measure Miss Maria's height.
はい では次はマリア様 身長測定です
あっ… マリア？
Maria?
Eternal Youth
ん？ あら 何かしら？ Ｐ子ちゃん
Hm? What is it, P-ko?
Eternal Youth
You're so lucky, Maria. You're tall and you got those big boobs!
いいのう マリアは 背も大きくて おっぱいも大きい
Eternal
Youth
I wish I was like you.
わしもそうなりたいのう…
ふ… ステラちゃんも そのうち嫌でもなるわ
I'm sure you will be when you grow up.
But for now, you're cute just the way you are.
それに そのままでも 十分すぎるほどかわいいわよ！
Especially your smile.
特に笑顔がね！
ああっ… う… 私ったら顔に出すぎ！
Why can people always tell what I'm thinking?
Next, let's measure your height, Miss Stella.
次 ステラ様身長どうぞ
But... Maria's right. It's always better to let a smile be your umbrella! That's the ticket!
でも そうよね マリアの言う通り
悩んで暗い顔でいるより とびっきりの 笑顔でいた方が いいわよね…！
Right, Stella—
ねっ！ ステラちゃん
Miss Stella is 7-foot, 10-inches tall.
ステラ様 240センチメートル…
Let's see... we take weight divided by height squared, so...
Obese
Overweight
Normal Range
Underweight
ええと… 体重÷身長の２乗で…
Her BMI is... 4.2?!
BMIは…
4.2～っ！
Obese
Overweight
Normal Range
Underweight
ス ステラちゃん…
Stella...
それ～っ 私にも教えて～っ！
Teach me that trick!
Women have a total blind spot when it comes to dieting.
ダイエットの前に 女性は盲目です
Chapter 152: "Shimazaki Gone Wild"
Moving on to the X-rays...
次は レントゲンですぞ
Everyone, please line up in order.
皆様順番に こちらにお並び下され
ALLL RIIIIGHT!!!
お～～し！
It's been a while.
久し振りだなあ
Mr. Shirai...
白井様…！
Okay! I'm up first!
よ～し！ じゃあ俺からいくぜ！
Magical Spirit Spell: "Make it look like my shell came off."
妖術… 甲羅外れてるように 見えるの術ぅ…
Let me hold that.
お持ちします
Thanks!
サンキュー！
Okay, let's do this!
はい じゃあよろしくお願いしまーす！
You just took it off!
地味に脱いだなあ！
Is that what it looked like?
脱いだように見えるかぁ？ はははっ 化かされてんよ お前
You've been tricked, idiot.
No, you're the idiot!
違うわ バカ！
What are these two shadows?!
こっ この２つの大きな影は…！
Name
Age
Sex
Height
Weight
:
Chief
400
Male
176 cm
85 kg
ううう… 見た事もない 大きな腫瘍がございますぞ…！
I've never seen tumors like this before!
Don't worry about those.
ああ大丈夫 それは河童特有の骨なんだよ
They're bones—every kappa has 'em.
Th-They started spinning!
まっ 回り始めましたぞ！
I wondered how you were able to wear that thing in the middle of summer.
真夏にそんな格好で よく暑くないなと思ってましたが…
So you have fans inside your suit, huh?
スーツの中に“ファン” 仕込んでたんですね
What are you, a computer?
あんたはデスクトップパソコンか…！
You got a problem with my skeleton?
俺の骨格に 何か文句でも…？
ふう… まるでプラスチックのような 骨密度ですなあ…
The bones seem to have the same density as plastic.
Simply amazing, Chief.
さーすが村長！ じゃ 次は俺の番だ
Looks like I'm up next.
Ah, Shimazaki. Please be gentle.
あ 島崎さん よろしくお願いしますね
O-Of course...
Why am I getting so nervous?
いやだ 何緊張してるのよ…
ああっ… でもチャンスじゃない 何か話さなきゃ…
Here's my chance... I have to say something!
って 何？ 今日はいつもより 真面目な顔…？
He seems much more serious than usual today!
He looks so cool!
かっ かっこいひひ…！
Oh, is that it?
あ 撮れました？
んはっ… いやだ もう終わっちゃった…
It's over already? I wanted to talk with him some more...
もっとお話ししたかったのに…
こっ こうなったら…！
In that case...
So? Did I pass?
どうですか？ 結果は
I'm not sure if it's something I should say in public. I think you'll need a second screening.
大勢の前でお伝えするのはちょっと…
再検査の必要ありですわ…
Miss Shimazaki, tell me... What have I come down with?
島崎さん いったい私に なんの病の疑いが…？
With your elevated heart rate... I'm afraid you're suffering from... true love.
心音に異常あり… 恋の病の疑い… ですわ…
ふっふふふふははは…
It'll be okay.
大丈夫だって…
I'm sure it's just a mistake.
何かの間違いよ
そうじゃけん
Yeah!
Maybe it's from all that line-riding stress.
白線渡りの ストレスじゃないの？
As Shimazaki's fantasies raged out of control,
暴走する島崎の妄想とは対照的に
the banks of the Arakawa were deathly quiet that day.
その時の荒川は 記録的な 静けさだったという…
Chapter 153: "Terminal Hostility"
ただ… ある特別なのさ…
ああ なんだ… もうやってたのか…
Ugh, come on. They started already?
You're late, good Sir Hoshi.
遅いでござるよー 星殿
I hope you did as suggested and avoided the allure of tobacco.
ちゃんと昨日は タバコを 控えたんでござろうなあ？
They can't measure your blood sugar levels if you didn't fast.
食事も抜かんと 血糖値が測れんぞ
Yeah, yeah.
わ～ってるよ もう！
あ～あ… こんな事しなくても 俺は健康体なのにぃ…
I don't need this dumb test to know I'm as healthy as they come.
ブハッ オホッ オホッ！
Are you okay, Rec?
大丈夫か？ リク
オホッ コホッ コホ オエッ…
うあっ なんだあいつ どうした？
What's wrong with him?!
Does it hurt?
苦しいのか？
だ 大丈夫ですよ… ただの 気道過敏性試験ですから…
I'm fine. It was just a respiratory hypersensitivity test.
It puts pressure on my breathing, so my asthma always acts up.
喘息の検査なので どうしても 発作が出ちゃって…
Oh, really?
そうなのか…？
Hell...
Hell?
Hell yes to bad health!
病弱バンザ～イ！
Who's next for the blood sugar level test?
血糖値測定 次の方どうぞ
はっ… はい！ はいはい！ はーい！
Me! Me, me, me!
My word... this is why I hate weak men.
まったく… これだから脆弱な男は… しょうがないわね…
What will I do with you?
H...
びょ… 病弱バンザーイ！
Hell yes to bad health!
M'lord?
ござる…？
Are you okay, Rec?
大丈夫か？ リク
Yeah, I'm fine.
あ はい！ 大丈夫です
It's just 'cause of these tests.
検査の時はしょうがないですけど
ストレス性のものだから 普通にしてれば出ませんし
It's normally caused by stress, so I'm not too worried about it.
Oh...
そうか…
It's not going to get any worse.
これ以上悪化したりはしませんよ
Actually...
っていうか…
My numbers have really improved.
これ 数値がかなり良くなってないか？
I haven't been having any debt-related asthma attacks lately.
最近は 多少の借りじゃ 喘息が出なくなってるし…
I thought everyone in my family had that disease...
市ノ宮家の持病だったはずなのに…
ん？ どうした？
What's wrong?
Huh? Hoshi needs a retest, too?
えっ！ 星も再検査？
おお… 大丈夫かあいつも…
I hope he's okay.
That damn star. With as much as he smokes, who knows what condition his lungs are in?
まさか星の奴…
あれだけタバコ吸ってれば 肺が どうにかなっていても おかしくない
What's wrong, Hoshi?
星 どうした？
えっへへ… 大丈夫… 血糖値が異常なだけだよ…
I'm fine. I just had crazy high blood sugar.
血糖値が？
Just like Elvis and John, it's the destiny of anyone who's born a star!
エルヴィスやジョンしかり…
スターに生まれし者の宿命さ…
What the hell are you talking about? You've got rice plastered all over your face!
お前 口の周り米粒だらけにして 何言ってやがる！
Are you okay, Hoshi?
大丈夫か 星
What are all those specks around your mouth?
どうしたんだ この 口の周りのつぶつぶは？
Are you sick? You're not gonna die, right?
病気か？ 死んじゃうのか？ お前
Huh? Oh, yeah, I might.
え？ う～ん 死んじゃうかも…
だはっ… こ こいつ… ニノさんの 気を引こうとしてわざと…！
That bastard's acting like that just to get attention from Nino!
This is true paradise! I knew there was a good reason to get sick!
しっ 幸せえ…！ やっぱり俺に 足りなかったのは病弱さ はっ…！
What?! Now Rec needs a retest, as well!
なんと！ リク殿も再検査でござるよ！
That idiot got himself all worked up before taking his EKG!
あっ あいつ！ 心電図を 汗だくでとってやがる！
It's so obvious you just got back from a hundred-meter dash, you dick!
明らかに数百メートル 走り込んだだろ てめえ！
は？ なんの事？ ゴホッゴホッ…
Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ah, I'm having another asthma attack. Help me, Nino!
ああ～ 喘息まで出る～ 助けて～ ニノさ～ん！
だったらなあ～！
In that case!
ケットウッ！
Check out this fever!
見ろ！ 俺なんてこの高熱ーっ！
What are you, stupid?!
バカか てめえ！ 今めちゃくちゃ 脇の下でこすっただろーがぁ！
I just saw you rub that under your pits!
You did not!
こすってねーよ！
シュイチシュイチこすって…
くわばらくわばら…
いてっ 出てくんな…
-何すんだ てめっ！ -ふ… ２人とも…
You guys...
なにをっ くっ てめぇ！
I guess this is... goodbye.
もう これでサヨナラだな…
We-We're fine!
だっ 大丈夫ですよ！ 俺達の 不健康はほどほどですから！
Our unhealthiness is under control!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
そう！ そうそうそうそう…
You know, they say that slightly unhealthy people tend to live even longer!
これくらい不健康な人の方が 意外に長生きしたりしますから！
Maybe, but you have to be really healthy or else you can't leave the Earth's atmosphere.
だって… その前に…
超健康体じゃないと 大気圏は 突破できないんだぞ…
That night...
そしてその夜…
Sister sat inside the refrigerator all night but didn't get even the slightest hint of a cold.
シスターは 冷蔵庫に一晩入ってみても
風邪のひとつも引かなかったそうです…
Why?
なぜだ…
R E T E S T
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リクも… 星も…
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健康体じゃないなんて…
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さよならだ…
今度こそさよなら…
N-No, it's fine!
いやいや 大丈夫だってぇ…
We just got a little carried away.
これはその ノリっていうかぁ…
But don't you need many more qualities beyond just good health?
しかし… 確か健康以外にも たくさんの素質が必要ではなかったか？
Isn't there a test that can measure those things?
それを測るテストのような物も あったはずだが？
Oh, then let's do that test!
じゃあ そのテストっつーのやろうぜ！ 絶対余裕でクリアしてやっからよ！
I'll ace that crap no problem!
そうですよ！ こいつはともかく 俺なら余裕で！
Yeah! Forget this guy, it'll be a cinch for me!
何が余裕だコラア！
Sister, what kind of qualities do you mean?
シスター その素質ってなんじゃ？
One of the qualities you need to survive on a rocket—
確か ロケット生活で 必要不可欠な素質が…
Yeah? Well you'd get disqualified in like three seconds!
言っとくが きっとてめえは ３秒で失格するぜ！
Then you'd get disqualified in one!
だったらてめえは１秒だ！
じゃー てめえは0.01秒だ！
Then you'd drop out in 0.01 seconds!
じゃー てめえは0.001秒だ！
Then you'll drop out in 0.001 seconds!
is the ability to cooperate with others. I think, anyway.
他人との協調性… だったかな…？
てめえ この野郎！
Not gonna happen.
絶対無理！
Chapter 154: "Astro-exam Under the Bridge"
The underground shelter for the astronaut examination...
宇宙飛行士 適性検査の テスト用の部屋には
will be supplied by the church.
教会の地下シェルターを提供する
The teams will be divided by gender,
男女に分かれ このシェルターで それぞれ１週間過ごし
and each team will live in the shelter for one week to see how well they can get along.
協調性を試すテストだ
In outer space, even the smallest thing has the potential to kill you.
宇宙空間では 些細な事が 命取りになるからな…
It's best to avoid all stress if possible.
なるべくならストレスも 感じない方がいい
This'll be easy. Let the girls team go first!
そーんなの楽勝じゃない！
それじゃ 女子チームから行きましょっ！
Sounds like fun!
楽しそうじゃなあ～っ！
A week? That sounds a little long.
１週間…？ ちょっと長いわね
えっ… そう…？
You think so?
She's right. In fact... I can't do it.
うん… ていうかもう無理
Sorry, everyone. But I'll just die if I get more than a few feet away from Billy.
ごめんねみんな 私ビリーと ５メートル以上離れると…
死んじゃう…！
Jacqueline's out already.
早くもジャクリーン脱落
Okay, let's give this another shot.
まっ まあ 気を取り直して頑張りましょ
It's a seven-day sleepover!
７日間もお泊りじゃーい！
ふぎーっ
やっだ 何それ！
That's so scary!
やだぁ… 怖い…
でねっ でねっ 村長がねっ
いいなあ～ 触らせて～
やぁだ 何それ！
And now it's day number six...
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
今日で６日目っと！
This is so much fun! I could do this test every single day!
ああ～ 楽しいっ！ こんな テストなら毎日やっていいわ！
Yup!
そうじゃなあ！ ふーふふん…
But Stella, I'm surprised you've been able to still train while we've been in here.
にしても偉いわねぇ ステラちゃんて
こういう時も絶対筋トレを 欠かさないのね！
I'm hoping this setting will help me come up with a new super move!
こういう状況じゃと 新しい必殺技を 考えつくかも知れんけん！
おお！ すごい必殺技が 生まれるといいなあ
I hope you come up with something awesome.
What's wrong, Maria? You look kind of pale.
あら？ どうしたのマリア なんだか顔色が…
Sorry, everyone.
ごめんね みんな… もう限界みたい…
I think I've reached my limit. I need out.
あたし出るわね…
えっ え～っ！ なんで？
What? Why?! It's not something I said, is it?!
あっ！ もしかしてあたし なんか変な事言った？
It's not that, P-ko.
違うのよ Ｐ子ちゃん…
I...
だって…
It's just one more day! Let's do this, then we can go to Venus together! Come on!
あと１日じゃない！ 頑張って みんなで金星行こう！ ねっ！
I... I haven't made fun of anyone for six days. Six days!
だってあたし… もう６日も… ６日も だーれもいじめてないのよ…
You damn dirty rotten tuber!
この根腐れ球根！
Ahh! I'm so sorry! I know I'm supposed to be nice to girls! But...
ああ～！ ごめんなさいね！
女の子には優しくって決めてたんだけど
But a dirty root like you probably loves being buried in crap!
まぁ あなたみたいな球根は 土中が 大好きだから こーんなジメジメした場所に
That's why you can handle being planted in this damp, disgusting hole!
うずくまって いられるんでしょうけどね！
えええっ！ マリア？
Maria?!
Cry all you want, but you'll never get a single ounce lighter, you perpetual diet machine!
涙なんか流したって 体重は １グラムも軽くなったりしないわよ！
-この職業万年ダイエッター！ -誰かマリアを止め…
Somebody, stop Maria!
むっ！ ひらめいたぞ新奥義！
I just thought of my new ultimate move!
ちょちょい ちょい ちょい やああっ！
First, I twist their arm, then I dislocate their shoulder and rip out the shoulder blade!
こう… 腕をねじりあげて 肩甲骨を引っこ抜くイメージじゃ…
I need to try it on someone right now, before I forget!
早く誰ぞにかけんと 忘れてしまいそうじゃ…！
はっ いつもならリクに…
Normally I'd use Rec, but I can't go outside right now. In which case...
はっ でも外には出られんし こうなったら…
ふひっ
Hey, P-ko! Can I ask you a tiny little favor?
なあなあＰ子ねーちゃん お願いがあるんじゃけど！
No way!
嫌よおおお！
Hey dirt girl. Go rot and feed the worms!
Come on! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
-ねえねえ 一生のお願いじゃー -この土中女！
-技かけさせてくれんけー？ ねーえ… -ニノ！ 助けて！
Nino, help me!
おお？ ていうかＰ子… どうしたんだその頭…
Actually, P-ko... what's with your hair?
I've been wondering about it since last night.
ゆうべあたりから気になっていたんだが
Is that...
それはもしや… 新芽か？
a bud?
N-No, this is nothing like a bud. I just have to cut my hair every five days!
ちっ 違うのよ これは… その…
５日以上髪を切らないと ここだけ 異常に成長が早いっていうか…
This part grows faster than the rest, so...
Don't look at me!
見ないでえ…！ 花なんか… 咲かないんだから～っ！
It's not like it'll sprout into a flower!
Will it?!
咲くのか！
あーら 根腐れしてなくて よかったわね！ ふははは…！
At least you're not rotten to the core!
Lemme try my move on you!
技かけさせて～や～！
わあ！ わあ！ わあ！あはは…！
All the girls dropped out, except for Nino...
ニノ以外 女子全員脱落しました
Chapter 155: "Endurance Contest of Anguish"
あっ… あの気持ち悪いくらい 仲のいい女子達ですら…
The girls are always disgustingly friendly with each other, but they still dropped out...
脱落したとは…
I really don't think we can do this...
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
ク… クリアできる気がしねえ…
Okay, let's go.
では いくぞ
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Even Maria
is really
depressed!
Too cramped! Too close!
狭っ！
近っ…！
Do I really gotta be this close to his ugly mug?
こんな近くでこいつの顔を 見なきゃいけないなんて…
I'm not sure if I can handle the stress!
想像以上のストレスだ…！
I'm gonna have to watch what I say.
これはヘタに しゃべらない方がいいなあ…
I hate to admit it, but it's probably best if I let the Chief take the lead here.
悔しいが ここはやはり 村長に仕切ってもらうしか…
Chief.
村長… あっ…
Ch...
村…
HE'S A GIRL!!!
メスだあ～っ！
きゃっ！ な 何言ってんだリク！
Wh-What do you mean, Rec?
I'm totally not, man!
ち 違うのだぜ…！ 俺は 村長だぜ…！
I'm definitely the Chief, yo!
Just listen to your voice! You're clearly Jacqueline!
その声！ お前ジャクリーンだな 中！
You have to be around Billy that bad?!
そんなにビリーさんと一緒がいいのか！ てゆうか本物の中身どこ行った！
And what happened to the guy in the suit?!
あら村長 テストは？
Chief? What about the test?
It's fine. I instinctively go into hibernation when I go underground.
いーの いーの！
俺 土ん中入ると 条件反射で 冬眠入っちゃうから
I gave Jacqueline one of the old skins I shed so she could go in my place.
ジャクリーンに 脱皮した皮あげたら 行ってくれたし…
ああ… なんて協調性のない人…
He never works well in a group, I guess.
Jacqueline, this is a men-only team exercise. You have to leave.
とにかくジャクリーン 今は 男子チームの番だし 出ないと…
そっ 村長だって言っているじゃ… あっ…
I-I told you, I'm the Chief!
We're outta here.
出るぜ
No! Then you won't be able to go to Venus!
それはダメなんだぜ ビリーも金星に行けなく…
うるせえな！
Shut up!
Never mind Venus. I want to go see my woman right now, Chief.
金星よりも今は 自分の女に 会いに行きたいんだよ 村長
Foolish man...
バカ…
Big Bro!
ア～ニキ～～！
１分がなげえ！ こっ これはきついぞぉ…！
A minute down here is like an eternity! This is really hard!
うーんやはり 粉の出がいまいちだなぁ…
The powder isn't releasing right...
He's doing routine maintenance on his marker.
愛機コーニッシュのメンテナンス中…
Move forward with the explosion...
爆破と同時に前進…
Next, blow the bridge to drop the enemy into the water, then go defend the Chief.
一気に橋を落として 敵を川に 引きずり込み 村長を死守…
That one's reviewing Arakawa invasion scenarios.
こっちは荒川防衛戦のイメトレ中…
くっ… この２人みたいに
One way to get through this might be to dive into my own world like them...
自分自身に集中していられれば いいのかもしれないが…
はあ… 俺達はさすがに何か しゃべらないとキツすぎる…！
But it's too hard to keep quiet the entire time.
Still, what are we supposed to talk about?
といっても 仲良く話せる話題なんて…
ん？ あ これ…
Hey, is this a journal the girls kept down here?
女子達の日誌じゃないか…
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ってゆうか ただの おしゃべり日記じゃないか…
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Huh... so P-ko came up with most of the topics, it looks like.
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ふうん… Ｐ子の出した 話題ばっかだなぁ…
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She is pretty good at getting along in big groups.
まあ あいつが一番協調性ありそうだし…
あっ そうだ！
I know!
If they had so much fun with these, I can just use the same topics as them!
あんなに大盛り上がりしてたんだから
ここに書いてある話題を そのまま使えばきっと…！
H-Hey!
なっ なあ！
I think I caught the Chief looking at me the other day!
昨日村長が俺の事 見てたような気がするんだよねぇ
あ へえ～…？ 見てたんじゃねー？
Oh yeah?
I don't doubt it.
I admit, that probably wasn't the best topic to kick things off with.
今のは確かに 俺の振った 話題が悪かったが…
But at least make an effort to keep up the conversation! This is a test, after all!
お前らも少しは会話を続けようとしろよ！ これは協調性のテストだぞ！
Jeez! I get it, okay?
わっ 悪かったよ… そうだな…
Fine. I guess we don't have a choice, then.
こればっかりは 協力するっきゃねえよな
Very well! No matter what the next topic is, I vow to continue it as long as possible!
よ よしっ！ じゃあ次に振られた 話題が なんであろうと…
全力で食いついてみせるでござる！
Yeah! It'll be the longest conversation ever!
おお！ 超ふくらませてやんよ！
All right! Then I'll just pick one at random. Don't blame me for whatever happens next!
よ～し！ じゃあランダムで選ぶぞ！ 恨みっこなしだかんな！
I dreamed about that adorable Justin Beaver again last night...
カツーンの亀有君が 昨日夢に出てきたんだよね…
Th-That's a rather... unusual dream.
す すげ～レアでござるな…
Wh-What was he wearing?
ど どんな服着てたあ…？
"These two might be decent guys after all," is what Rec was thinking then.
こいつらは 実はいい奴らなんじゃ…？
と リクは軽く感動したという…
Chapter 156: "A Farewell to Manhood"
Nope. And that's not all. Listen...
旅の終わりに想うもの
They sound like they're having a blast.
I was worried since Rec and Hoshi are always fighting with each other.
求めるだけの日々は過ぎる
But I guess they were actually good friends.
Either that, or the test has forced them to become good friends.
冬を待たずにはしゃいでる
That could be! I wonder what they're talking about down there...
赤いコートに包まれる君
Let's go see.
Come on, guys. The test's over!
さよなら迷宮days
Cut the chitchat—
気づけばThank you days
Oh～ good bye days
Then, after kneading Beaver into bread and feeding it to the king...
Awesome! Did his headache go away after that?!
Wow! Beaver can do anything!
I know, right? Beaver is just too awesome! He doesn't have a single fault!
旅の始まり想うもの
Let's talk about Beaver some more!
立ち止まらずに深呼吸する
Yes, let's!
Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! Beaver!
ふたり明日を泳いでる
Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! Beaver!
魚みたいに並び揺れる
辛いNo thank youです
Beaver! Beaver! Beav—
悲しいNo thank youです
Oh no～ good bye days
Call the doctor.
This mental illness would soon come to be known as "Beaver Fever."
７日たったのに 男子が あれから１人も出てこない？
Ah, look at the time.
I got totally lost in doing maintenance on my line mark—
そうなのよ
Beaver... B-Beaver...
その上 聞いて
Did you say something?
Next time, on 8 BEAVERx2!
この楽しそうな笑い声…
You're such a jokester, Last Samurai.
星とリクは よく喧嘩してるから 心配だったんだ…
Illustration: Shigeto Koyama
本当は仲良しだったんだな…
それか 今回の件で 大親友になってたりしてね
あっははっ！ それありうる！
男子達ったら いったいなんの 話をしてるのかしら
迎えに行きましょ！
ほらほら男子！ テストは終わりよ！ 一旦おしゃべりは…
ひいっ…
そう それで亀有をこねて作った パンを王様に食べさせるとお…
うははは！ すげえな もしかして それで頭痛が治ったのかあ？
亀有は本当に万能でござるなあ… あっ あはは…
きゃふん！
だ～よね～ やっぱ亀有さん最高～！ 間違いない存在～！
ねえ もっともっと 亀有さんのお話しよ～よ～！
わ 賛成～！
かーめあり！ かーめあり！
かーめあり！ かーめありぃ…！
かーめあり！ かーめあり！
かめあり… うひゃひゃひゃひゃ…
医者を…
のちにこの心の病は“亀有病”と 名付けられましたとさ
おや もうこんな時間
コーニッシュのメンテナンスに 没頭しすぎちゃった
かーめあり… かーめあり…
ん？ なんか言ったかい？
次回 ８亀有 亀有！
ははは！ ラストサムライ君は 相変わらず面白いねぇ