ほらみんな夢中だ
掴んでくれるだろうか
“Now you see her Now you don't”
手を伸ばすだけで掴めると…
ずっと憧れていたもの達を無視する
“See her?” “No I don't”
なんだか とても恥ずかしくて
砂の中に隠れている美しい貝も
こんな大人になった僕を きみは
高い枝の先で揺れる おいしそうな果実も
艦隊率いるあいつはまさしく 生まれる前からエイリアン
ミクロとマクロの距離感大事
宇宙規模での勘違いだけどね
COSMOS vs ALIENの戦い いつでもマーベラス
大人になれば もっと沢山のものを 掴めると思っていた
空へ手を伸ばすことも 大地にしゃがむことも
けれど… 誰もが 伏し目がちに歩いていく中で
アダムとイブの再来ならば
猫もしゃくしもいっそ このままでいんじゃない？
I thought I'd be able to grasp more things when I grew up.
ほら もっとよく見て
ほら もっと欲張って
Those high-hanging fruits that looked so sweet.
ほら そっと手を取って
ほら とっとと笑って
That beautiful shell buried in the sand.
I thought I just had to reach out...
トークトークのBPMは とうにジョークの域を超えて
山超えて 谷超えて あいつのいる星に届く
But with everyone else walking forward, only looking straight ahead...
ほらきっと霧中だ
キャプテン・クィーンにSOS ミサイル迎撃準備よし
I was too embarrassed to be the first one to reach up or crouch down.
弾道操るあいつはいかにも 生まれる前からエイリアン
いままさに宇宙は SPACE
I ignored everything I thought I held dear.
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
Even after seeing how I've grown up to be like this, will you still reach out to me?
甘い甘い宇宙のTASTE
いわゆるひとつのSWEET
魔法をひとふり あの子と二人きり
砂糖をひとふり あの子はいただき
Radius of the base
Rec's open-air classroom had become a part of daily life under the bridge.
河川敷の日常のひとつに
リクの青空教室は すっかり馴染みました
And that's the solution.
とまあ こうなるわけだ
Did you follow that, Nino?
ニノさん 分かりました？
Sure did.
おお 分かったぞ
ああ！ またニノちゃんばっかり
Giving Nino all the attention again...
You student toucher!
この わいせつ教師
Kids! Please make a point to forget everything Hoshi has taught you.
お前達 星に教わったことは 速攻忘れるようにな
And remember, I'll gladly answer any questions you might have.
それに お前達からも 質問があれば答えるからな
I have a question, Teacher.
じゃあ先生 質問ー
What is it?
おう 何だ？
Teacher, do you have a... girlfriend?
先生は彼女とかいるんですかー？
Radius of the base
はあ？ 何だよ そのくだらない質問
Huh? What kind of dumb question is that?
I'm like, totally serious though!
ていうか 超ー真面目なんですけど
アッ！ ア ア ア… アマゾネスだあー！
Amazon!
Chapter 157: "The New Student is an Amazon"
へえ こいつが埼玉で見たっていう アマゾネス？
So this is the Amazon you met in Saitama?
うっ く… 黒船…
A foreign threat!
Shy
C-Cup
I told you she was real! And there are those crazy Tengu, too!
そうだよ！ 本当にいただろ？ 天狗だって ほらそこに！
Shy
Hiya.
あ どうも
Shy
You're huge!
おっきいねえ！
Thank god! She was really there! The Amazon really exists!
よかった… いたんだ
やっぱりアマゾネスはいたんだ！
What a relief...
よかった…
What, are you happy to see me or something?
お前私に会えて嬉しいのか？
Huh? Um, well... I guess I am, in a certain way.
ああ まあ すごくポジティブな 言い方をすればな
Oh...
そうか
Garigari
You know, you found the "winner" stick of our King Garigari in a single try.
お前は我々の秘宝
ガリガリ様の当たりを 一発で引き当てた男
Garigari
Huh? Whoa, you can text really fast!
って 携帯メール打つの早い！
Receiving message...
What's this? I almost never get text messages.
Receiving message...
何だ？ メールなんて珍しい
Receiving message...
アマゾネスダヨー チョー好きなんデスケド 付きあってクダサイ！
Subject: It's me, Amazon!
It's me, Amazon! I'm like tooootally in love with you! Let's go out!
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I know I don't look it or whatever, but I'm totally great, and I even like, hunt what I cook!
あたし こう見えてえ 料理とかあ
狩りから始める本格派だしぃ
No, you totally look it... or whatever.
いや それは見た目どおりだが
Whenever I walk around town, like four out of five guys always turn to look at me!
街を歩けば５人中４人は 振り返る女なのね？
I sincerely respect that one guy out of five with the balls to not turn and look at you...
俺は振り返らない５人中１人の 肝の座り方に敬服するよ
だから… んっ
That's why!
You won't regret going out with me.
私と付き合っても損はさせ…
え！ いやいや ありえな… ああ じゃなくて俺
What? I-I don't think that's a good idea!
I mean, I already have a girlfriend.
恋人いるから！
See? Right here!
ほら この人
Another dart?!
吹き矢？
Stop! I won't let you hurt Nino!
ちょっ やめろよ！ ニノさんに危害は…
って レースのハンカチーフ！
A lace handkerchief?
You're cryi... Sorry!
ええっ 泣いて あ ごめん！
やば！ 見た目のごつさに ついひどい断り方を…
Crap! I let her looks get to me. I was way too mean to her!
You don't have to apologize. But is it okay if I keep coming to school?
謝らなくていい…
けど… これからも学校には来てもいい？
Amazon...
アマゾネス…
Maybe she really is feminine, despite her looks.
この子 見た目より ずっと女の子らしい子なのか？
I want to be near the person I love...
一度好きになったら 近くにいたいから…
Like the piranha that keeps on biting until it reaches bone!
一度噛み付いたら骨まで食い尽くす
ピラニアのように！
See you tomorrow, Teacher!
あ じゃあ また明日ね！ 先生！ うっ… ふっ
た… たとえが怖ええー！
Her similes are terrifying!
Chapter 158: "Love Rides on a Song"
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
Gathering clouds
ああ であるからして
And so, what we have here is...
Gathering clouds
Shy
うう… 今日も来てる… 天狗までいるし
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
She's back... and with her Tengu Squad this time.
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
Hey, hey!
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
おいおーい さすがリク様 おモテになるねえ
I knew you had it in you, Rec! You're a real player!
もう付き合っちゃえば？
So you gonna go out or what?
じょいっ 冗談じゃない！ 俺にはニノさんが…
You gotta be kidding!
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
I have Nino! And even if I didn't... you know...
ていうか それ以前に！
ん… 俺にもタイプってもんが…
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Gasping for breath
Forsaken
She's not really my type.
She's a little too... big for me.
ちょっと あのサイズの女性は…
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
アマゾネス またお前だな！
C-Cup
Amazon, is that you again?
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
C-Cup
Shy
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Touch-and-go
Forsaken
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
No phones in class!
授業中に携帯は…
Gathering clouds
Gasping for breath
Gathering clouds
Gasping for breath
Gathering clouds
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Gasping for breath
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Amazon... Amazon...
アーマゾーネス アマゾネスー
-何だお前ら 変な歌 歌うな！ -キュートでスイート アマゾネスー
Stop with that weird chanting!
Maiden
Amazon... Amazon...
アーマゾーネス アマゾネスー
Cute and sweet Amazon...
I'm trying to tell Amazon...
俺は今… アマゾネスに
注意を…
えー？ 注意って何？
Tell me what?
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
That your cell... I mean your...
そりゃあ携帯… じゃなくて
Deep distress
Your...
お前…
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Deep distress
Gathering clouds
Your skirt... don't you think it's a bit too short?
そのスカート ちょっと短すぎるんじゃないか？
Skirt? You mean her snakeskin armor?
スカートって… ああ あのヘビ革の防具？
えー？ そうかな
Maybe...
あっあ ああ…
Yeah!
No
大丈夫だよ 先生
No
It's okay, Teacher!
No
When there are other guys around, I hide it with my shield!
ちゃんと先生以外の男の前じゃ 盾で隠してるもん！
No
Don't tease your teacher like that!
馬鹿！ 先生をからかうんじゃない！
No
What's going on?!
何 そのノリ！
C-Cup
Hypnosis complete!
C-Cup
催眠完了
C-Cup
I see... You've been through a lot.
そうか 大変だなあ
You've always been sickly, so you couldn't go to school until now.
体が弱くて今まで 学校に行けなかったのか…
Looking at that delicate frame of yours, I can see why.
分かるよ きみのその華奢な体を見れば
How can you look at that body and call it delicate?
あんな でかいの捕まえて華奢とか
What's wrong with him?
あいつ何言ってんだ？
And it's obvious she's just pretending to be sickly to get his attention!
アマゾネスも病弱なふりして リクの気を引こうってバレバレよ！
You've been hurt so much before today. But you're safe now.
沢山傷ついてきたんだろう？ でも大丈夫
I'll always be here for you.
先生はきみの味方だから
Teacher!
先生…
Rec! Just teach your class already!
ちょっとリク ちゃんと授業しなさいよ！
Stop that, P-ko! Calm down!
やめろよＰ子 乱暴な！
She's as delicate as a feather in the wind. We can't let her blow away!
綿毛のような彼女が 風にさらわれたら どうするんだ！
Feather?
綿？ んっ
If you're really so frail, why don't you wear some warmer clothes?!
大体あなたね 病弱なら もっと あったかい服でも着たらどう？
え？ 服って何？
What are "clothes"?
That stuff you're wearing right now.
今 きみが身につけてるやつだよ
えへ だったらあ これしかないよ？
But this is all I have.
You don't wear anything over it during winter?
冬は上になにか重ねたりするでしょ…？
No. I can't!
え？ しないよ そんなの私無理
If I wear anything heavier than this, my body'll be crushed under the weight!
これ以上の重さ あたち… 潰れちゃうもん
かああっ…！
I want to protect her...
守ってあげたい
くあっ…！
This goes way beyond someone deciding to wear shorts in the middle of winter!
真冬に半ズボンっていう 健康レベルじゃないわよ！
Chapter 159: "Tidal Wave of Love"
Girls Emergency
Meeting
There's something not right about how Rec looks at that Amazon!
絶対おかしいわよ！ リクのアマゾネスを見る時の目！
You think so?
そうか？
Nino!
He always looks like that.
あいつは いつもあんな感じの…
That's the weird part!
だから おかしいのよ
Whenever he looks at me or anyone else down here, it's more like...
あいつが私や他の住人を 見る時の目は 大抵…
This.
こんなや こんな…
Or this.
さらに こんなよ？
Or like this!
But he looks at the Amazon the same way he looks at you!
それがニノを見る時と アマゾネスが同じだなんて！
Plus, he's been spending way too much time with her lately!
それに最近 アマゾネスとばっかりいるじゃない
I don't think so.
そんなことはないぞ ご飯はいつも私と一緒だ
He still eats with me all the time.
Oh, really?
あ あら そうなの？
あ リク
Rec.
You're here just in time. I was just about to bring you some lunch.
ちょうどいい時に来たな 今 ご飯を持っていこうと…
Oh, sorry Nino...
ああ すみませんニノさん
One of my students made a lunch for me today.
今日は教え子が弁当作ってきてくれて
Mr.
Garigari
It's mildly delicious!
Mr.
Garigari
Umaibo
It's mildly delicious!
Mr.
Garigari
Umaibo
It's mildly delicious!
Mr.
Garigari
Umaibo
It's mildly delicious!
Mr.
Garigari
Umaibo
It's mildly delicious!
Mr.
Garigari
Umaibo
It's mildly delicious!
Oh, that girl! She gave me nothing but snacks made in Saitama!
“おい 埼玉銘菓ばっかりじゃねえかよー” なーんて さっき笑ってたんすよ
We were laughing about it earlier. It's just like, too funny!
超ウケません？
Oops, I guess I kinda started talking like her.
あ やっべ 口調うつっちゃった！
Oh... well that's too bad.
そうか… じゃあ仕方ないな
Teacher! You better hurry up and eat before it melts!
てんてぇ！ 早く食べないと 溶けちゃうぞお？
ああ す すみません じゃあ またあとで！
Sorry. Well, talk to you later!
Come on! I'm like, totally gonna eat it. Like, chill out!
何だよ 超食うっての
おまえ 慌てすぎ！
先生こそ超ウケる！
You're sooo totally funny!
That's too bad. It's really too bad.
仕方ない それは仕方ないな…
N-Nino?
ニ ニノ？
It's too bad.
仕方ないな…
Okay, Rec's lunch. Back to the river with you.
ほら じゃあ川へ帰るんだ リクのご飯よ
Nino! You already cooked it!
ちょっ ニノ それ焼いてあるんでしょ？
If you've had all you can take, it's not good to hold it in like this!
ていうか 限界超えてるなら 我慢しちゃだめよ！
A riverside date?
河口デート？
Yeah. It's been a while.
ああ 久しぶりに…
ああ 行きましょう 行きましょう！ 今日はどうです？
Oh, that sounds great. Let's go! Is today good for you?
I'll come get you around one.
俺 １時頃に迎えに行きますよ
Cool. I'll be waiting.
そうか では待っているな
Bye!
はあー！ うふっ もう嬉しいのね 分かったから！ ふっ
You're happy, right? I get it!
ふんふんふ～ おっし ニノさんとデートかあ
All right! A date with Nino!
I'd better not be late!
遅刻しないようにしないとな
はい もしもし？
Hello?
Amazon shoplifted an OOPart and got arrested by the Amazon Police Department?!
アマゾネスがオーパーツを 万引きして アマゾン署で補導っ？
That's correct. In Machu Picchu.
ええ そうです マチュピチュの…
What about her parents?
そ それで ご両親は？
She lost her father at a young age,
彼女は早くに父を亡くして… 母親も狩りで ずっといないらしいんですわ
and her mother went out hunting one day and never came back.
そんな… じゃあ彼女は 今１人ぼっちで署に？
Then she's at the police department all alone?!
Yes. We're going to keep her here for the night so she can think about what she did.
ええ まあいいんですがね
一晩泊めて反省させますよ ああ 先生には一応 報告ってことで
Since you're her teacher, I thought you should know.
Hold on! She only shoplifted to get attention!
待って下さい！ 彼女はさみしくて万引きしたんです
I'm coming for her right now!
今すぐ俺が行きますから！
One o'clock.
１時
んっ はっ はっ はっ… アマゾネス なんで こんなことを！
Amazon! Why would you do something like this?!
Because! I thought someone would be there to give me attention if I did!
だって 万引きすれば 誰かが私を見てくれると思ってえ！
Amazon! You can't behave like this anymore!
アマゾネス！ もうこんな馬鹿な真似はするな！
I'm here for you now, and for the rest of your life!
俺が 一生お前を見ててやるから
I need something more concrete.
だったら… ちゃんとした約束が欲しい
Seven o'clock.
７時…
Nino!
ニノさん！
Rec!
リク！
What happened? You're late.
どうしたんだ 遅かったじゃない…
I have something important to tell you.
大切な お話があります
We sat down at Amazon City Hall today and... I bought the cow, as they say.
俺達は今日
アマゾンの市役所で 入籍をしてきました！
"Life is a roller coaster" doesn't even begin to sum it up.
愛はジェットコースター どころじゃないようです
Chapter 160: "Expressions of Love"
そうか…
Oh...
So you guys were late because you sat down and bought the cow.
お前達 にゅうせきをしていて 遅れたのか…
Yes...
Milk
Nyuu
にゅう
Cow... sit...
Seat
Seki
せき
Nyuu
Milk
Seki
Seat
Nyuuseki
sitting down to drink milk
*
also marriage registration
You have good manners.
行儀がいいのだな
This poor girl is all alone in life. I have to take care of her.
この子は１人ぼっちの 可哀想な子なんです
俺が… 守ってあげなくちゃ
That's why I can't be with you anymore.
だからもう あなたとはいられない…
Nino! We have to break up!
ニノさん！ 俺と別れて下さい！
A slap?
ビンタ！
I don't mind. Standing and accepting it is the least I can do!
構いません 俺が償うためには それぐらい！
Okay, Nino! Go ahead and slap me as many times as you—
さあニノさん！ 何往復ビンタでも
俺は甘んじて！
Body shot!
ボディ！
That was like, totally uncalled for.
お前 ありえないんですけど
I-I completely understand how you must feel.
ニ ニノさんの気持ち… 伝わりまし… た… はっ
ぐぎっ…
No, you don't.
伝わっているものか
If I wanted to use my fists to show you how I feel right now,
私の気持ちを拳で全部伝えたら
I'd have to hit you at least a hundred more times!
今の１発をあと100発以上は 叩き込むことになるぞ！
おお！ 騒がしいと思って来てみたら
I wondered what all this noise was about. Things are really heating up!
修羅場か？ しかもリクとニノの別れ話？
Rec and Nino are breaking up?
I don't believe you. How could you hurt him?
信じらんない 暴力振るうなんて
You heard him. We sat down together and now he gets all the milk he wants. So—
それに聞いたでしょ？ 私達入籍したの
だから…
So what?!
それがどうした！
ごくっ ごくっ
So. What?
それが どうした！
ふっ… あんた なかなかいい目してんじゃん
You have a strong pair of eyes on you.
Now let's see just how deep your feelings run! I challenge you to a duel!
ならば… あんたの思いの大きさ
見せてもらおうじゃん 決闘だよ！
Bring it on!
望むところだ！
な… ニノ！
Nino! You're really gonna fight that tribal warrior?!
あんな戦闘種族と戦うなんて そんなこと！
She's gonna kill you!
殺されるぞ！
だめだ ニノー！
Stop, Nino!
I love Teacher this much!
私 こーんくらい先生んこと好きー！
Well I love him thiiiiiis much!
私は こーのくらい好きだ！
Fine, then I love him this much!
だったら もう私なんて こんなとこまで！
I love him so much it goes right into the river!
私なんて川の中にまで 入っちゃうぐらいにだなあ
Then I love Nino so much it could fill one hundred Tokyo Domes!
じゃあ 俺は東京ドーム100杯分 ニノが好きー！
It's a no-holds-barred battle between two girls powerful enough
星に亀有病の フラッシュバックをもたらすほど
to force Hoshi into a Beaver Fever flashback.
ガチンコな女の子達の バトルスタートです
Chapter 161: "Unyielding Emotion"
どおおー！ こんくらいだ！
This much!
I love him twice as much as that!
負けるか 私なんてもう二重に！
Man... what does Nino see in this idiot, anyway?
ったく ニノの奴… こんな馬鹿のどこがいいんだよ
Apparently he's the kind of guy who would jump ship to a behemoth like that.
こんな… ニノを差し置いて あんなでか女に乗りかえるような
あっ は… ニ ニノさん…
N-Nino...
Huh? I thought you were with that other girl now.
あ？ お前乗りかえたんじゃ…
かわいや かわいや アマゾネスー
Cutie cutie Amazon... frail and pale Amazon...
華奢で色白アマゾネスー
Amazon... you're the true goddess of beauty.
アマゾネス きみは美の女神だ
So it's your fault he's like this!
お前らのせいか この変わりようは！
おっと よく見破ったなあ きみ
Uh oh. You saw through our secret plan.
But you'll keep quiet, right?
だけど… 秘密にしといてくれるよね？
Isn't this what you wanted?
だって きみには ラッキーなことでしょう？
僕らの“アマゾネスの恋 応援計画”が 成功すれば
If Operation Help Amazon Land a Man is successful, that Nino girl will run to you!
あのニノって子は きっと きみのとこに来るもんねえ
Amazon... Amazon... frail and cute Amazon... Amazon...
アーマゾーネス アマゾネスー
華奢で可愛いアマゾネスー
アーマ…
あは あははは…
ああ なんて幸せなんだ俺は
I'm the luckiest man alive.
I'm so glad we're together.
きみと一緒にいられて
My ex's name was Nino, and she was pretty popular herself.
俺の元カノ ニノさんっていうんだけど
あの子はすごくモテるからね
ほら 俺がいなくても １人ぼっちにはならないんだ
See? Even without me, she'll never be alone.
She doesn't need my protection. She'll be fine.
俺が守ってあげなくても大丈夫…
んあ… うるさいなあ 何の音だよ
What's that annoying noise?
Hey, what's this big circle?
何だよ この大きな円
My love isn't just big. When you convert it into height...
私の好きは大きさだけじゃないぞ
高さに換算すると
It's this tall!
これくらいだ！
ぶっ だったら私だって！ はあ はあ… うっ！
Yeah, well, mine too!
Amazon!
アマゾネス！
Don't push yourself! This is what happens when you run!
無理しちゃだめだって 走ったりするから！
え 何？ 体弱いのはリアルなの？
What? Is she actually sickly?
は！ 大丈夫か？
Are you okay?!
Wh-Whatever! You just have too much endurance.
な 何よ あんた体力ありすぎだよ！
Teacher would rather protect a girl who's a little frail!
ちょっと病弱なくらいが 先生だって守りがい…
Rec has asthma. So he's frail, too.
リクも喘息持ちで体弱くてな
That's why I have to be there to protect him.
だから リクは私が守ってやるんだ
Meanwhile...
一方…
West corner, Kappa-no-zeki! Kappa-no-zeki!
にぃーしー 河童ノ関ぃー
河童ノ関ぃー
East corner, Recruit-fuji! Recruit-fuji!
ひがぁしー リクルート富士ぃー
リクルート富士ぃー
んっ よーし 負けませんよ！
I'll make this a good fight!
はははは！ １秒で引退させてやんよ
This'll be your last match ever!
ああー！ あ 先生頑張ってー！
Good luck, Teacher!
Rec was dreaming of winning the March Grand Sumo Tournament.
リクの夢の中は今 まさに春場所を迎えていた
Chapter 162: "Song of Love, Echo!"
あっ ううん… はあ 村長…
Chief... don't treat me like some practice dummy.
俺を練習台にしないで
Hey, his dreams are taking kind of a weird turn...
おーい こいつの夢 変な方向に行ってるぞ
The area of Nino's feelings...
ニノの思いの広さ
かける ニノの思いの高さ イコール
times the height of Nino's feelings...
equals the volume of Nino's feelings.
ニノの思いの体積
I get it.
そうか
Hey you!
おい きみ！ 歌を歌うプロなんでしょ？
You're a professional singer, right?
だったら催眠ソング歌うの 手伝ってくれよ
Help us sing the hypnosis song!
Yeah. Don't you want Rec and Amazon to end up together?
そうだよ きみもアマゾネスとリクが くっついた方が得だろ？
だから協りょ…
So help us—
Help you?
協力だ？
No friggin' way.
ふざけんじゃねえ
Listen up! Love isn't something you can trick someone into!
愛ってのは棚から落ちてくる ぼたもちじゃねえーんだよ！
There's a lot going on where Nino is.
ニノさんのほうは本当ににぎやかだ
こっちは２人きりで ちょっとさびしいかな
It's kind of lonely with just the two of us.
There can be more of me...
だったら私 増えるよ先生
おっ すごい アマゾネスが100人！
Wow, there's a hundred of you!
Now it's way more lively here. Or at least, it should be...
向こうより全然にぎやかになった
なったのに…
What's wrong? You want a thousand of me?
どうしたの 千人になろうか？
No.
違う
No.
違う
俺に必要なのは…
All I need is...
必要なのは…
I don't need a thousand Amazons! All I need is one Nino!
千人のアマゾネスじゃなくて １人のニノさんなんだ！
Go to hell!
死ね！
I-I feel like I was in a nightmare this entire time!
な 何 何？ なんかすごく 恐ろしい夢を見ていたような
He escaped from the hypnosis!
自力で催眠を解いたぞ！
マジで？
For real?
先生…
Teacher...
A wedding dress... does that mean it all really happened?!
花嫁衣装…
ってことは やっぱり全部本当のこと…！
ア… ア アマゾネス！
Amazon! I'm sorry! I know I said I'd be with you forever...
ごめん！ きみと 一生一緒になんて言ったけど
But I'm still in love with Ni—
やっぱり俺 ニノさんのことが！
-いいの やめて -あ！
Just stop it.
I know. I've lost.
分かってる 私の負け…
アマゾネス？
Amazon—
でも
But...
Just for today, 'kay?
今日のところは
うふふっ
ああ アマゾネスー！
Amazon!
な なんか今…
D-Did I just think she looked kinda cute, even for a second?!
俺 一瞬可愛いって思った
No, no, no! I have Nino!
だめだ だめだ！ 俺にはニノさんが！
Rec—
リク
ニノさん！
Nino! I'm so sorry! I did something really terrible!
ごっ ごめんなさい！ 俺 なんかとんでもないことを！ ほっ
いいんだ 気にするな
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
So, you wanna go sit down and have some of that milk?
だが私達も にゅうせきしないか
え… え！ そ それって ニノさん まさか！
Nino, are you saying?!
さあ来い
Come on! Let's do it.
にゅうせきだ！
えーと…
Uh...
あ… は！ これ向く方向とか 決まっているのか？
Do I have to face a certain direction to make it official?
何がです？
What are you talking about?
Buying the cow!
にゅうせきだ
No...
いえ…
And further up the river...
そして 荒川上流…
いよおおー！
Feel it in your muscles!
筋肉に効いてるはずだー！
I feel it!
効いてるよー
She's so sweet.
何て健気なんだ…
Tae Bo-ish Boot Camp
Unable to give up on Rec just yet, the Amazon decides to bulk up...
リクへの愛が諦めきれないアマゾネスは
Tae Bo-ish Boot Camp
体力増強のため とりあえず ビリー的なブートキャンプを買ったという
Tae Bo-ish Boot Camp
and gets into a Tae Bo-ish kind of thing.
Tae Bo-ish Boot Camp
いやああー！
Chapter 163: "Arakawa Qwik-Skit Challenge"
Kappa Roshi!
Chief!
Kaaaaaa... ppa!
旅の終わりに想うもの
求めるだけの日々は過ぎる
That was you?!
Now what are we supposed to do? You blew our floating stand all to hell!
冬を待たずにはしゃいでる
Chief! Why'd you do that?!
赤いコートに包まれる君
Why? Umm...
Because I'm sick of qwik-skits, I guess?
さよなら迷宮days
Chief! We wanna be able to shoot that kappa thing, too!
気づけばThank you days
And me!
Oh～ good bye days
What's the difference between passion and pervy?
Well, one has an ulterior motive, and the other—
Hey, shouldn't you be asking about passion and true love instead?!
Next time, on 9 BRIDGE x2!
Does everyone turn into a perv when they fall in love?
旅の始まり想うもの
Why do you know about this stuff?
Illustration: Kinu Nishimura
立ち止まらずに深呼吸する
ふたり明日を泳いでる
魚みたいに並び揺れる
辛いNo thank youです
悲しいNo thank youです
Oh no～ good bye days
河童仙人！
村長！
カーーッ波！
あんたの仕業か！
つか どうすんだ！ お立ち台 木っ端みじんじゃねえか！
村長！ なんで こんなことしたんですか
えー なんでって…
一発芸なんか飽きたし？
村長！
僕達もカッ波出したいー！
ぜひ私にも
恋と変の違いって なんけ？
恋は下心があるけど 変は下に… って
比べるんなら恋と愛でしょ！
次回 「９ BRIDGE×２」
やっぱり恋をすると みんな変になるんじゃのう
何 その大人な意見…