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Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.37,0:01:31.20,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,はあ？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:36.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だから　カネ貸してくれねえなら　今日のデートはなし
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.32,0:01:40.62,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でもいいかげんヤラしてくれるならいいぜ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:43.82,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ラブホ代はそっち持ちで
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.94,0:01:50.72,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,殴られろ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.98,0:01:52.05,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっ　てめっ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.41,0:01:58.86,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,調子に乗んな　こら
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.86,0:02:01.36,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もういいわ　おめえなんかよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.36,0:02:04.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,カネもねえし　ヤれもしねえ女　興味ねえわ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.84,0:02:05.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ざけんな
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.32,0:02:07.48,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,バカ　タコ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.69,0:02:09.27,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,イカ　マグロ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:11.99,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,超ウケる
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.28,0:02:14.49,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,魚介類は悪口じゃねえから
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.49,0:02:18.66,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,なぐさめろよ　初めての彼氏だったんだぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.15,0:02:21.47,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だからやめとけって言ったじゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.47,0:02:22.96,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あれのどこがよかったわけ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:25.88,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,顔が高倉健に似てた
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.88,0:02:26.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,うわ　出た
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.63,0:02:27.96,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,めんどくせえ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.17,0:02:32.79,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いいだろうがい　高倉健みたいな硬派な男が好きなんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.79,0:02:34.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「ジブン　不器用なんで」
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.65,0:02:36.89,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,絶滅したわ　そんな男
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.83,0:02:42.23,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんてこったい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.70,0:02:46.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチの人生では健さんにはもう出会えないのか
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.79,0:02:50.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ていうか　なぐさめろよ　誰かよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.26,0:02:52.40,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,せちがらい世の中だ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.17,0:02:55.93,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,クソが
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.93,0:02:56.78,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,外した？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.78,0:02:58.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,外してんじゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.42,0:02:59.27,Dial_JP,,700,0,0,,こっち見んな　気持ちわりい
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.05,0:03:00.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,これもあるよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.74,0:03:01.73,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いいねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.19,0:03:04.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,中に磁石入れてみ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.81,0:03:07.31,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,痛いっしょ　これ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.83,0:03:14.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何読んでんの　それ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.01,0:03:18.35,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あの…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.90,0:03:22.44,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ダッセえな
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.32,0:03:28.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,クズしかいねえのか　この世は
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.49,0:03:35.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ヤダヤダ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.07,0:03:38.89,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,このストレスをどこにぶちまけりゃいいんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.89,0:03:40.14,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬桃さん
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.87,0:03:42.72,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きなのはわかってるんですよっ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.72,0:03:43.12,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,は？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.35,0:03:45.41,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きなのはわかってるんですよっ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.79,0:03:47.25,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何回言うんだ　てめえ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.25,0:03:51.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さんみたいな人がジブンに話しかけてくるなんて　もうそれしかありませんっ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.98,0:03:54.05,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんか　勘違いしてねえか
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.27,0:03:57.53,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,別にあんたと仲よくしたいとかないから
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.53,0:03:58.55,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さっきのは忘れて
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.55,0:04:00.55,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ジブンが言ってるのはこれです
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.55,0:04:02.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「大統領はすでに火星に行っていた」
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.70,0:04:04.52,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「『ペガサス計画』の全容とは」
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.90,0:04:05.89,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,え　なんて
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.89,0:04:07.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オカルト好きなんですねっ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.52,0:04:11.09,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチUFOとか宇宙人とか信じてないから
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.09,0:04:13.61,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ユーフォーじゃなくてUAP
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.61,0:04:16.17,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「未確認航空現象」ですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.17,0:04:17.65,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ねえ　ウザいんだけど
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.53,0:04:21.10,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,アメリカ軍はUAPの存在を正式に認め
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.10,0:04:23.03,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「宇宙軍」を再編成しました
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.28,0:04:25.54,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,日本も「航空宇宙自衛隊」を新設
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.54,0:04:28.50,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どう考えても「宇宙戦争」に備えてますよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.50,0:04:29.61,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もう行っていい
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.62,0:04:31.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いや　ちょっ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.74,0:04:33.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ネッシーの最新画像が載ってるんです
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.74,0:04:34.30,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,これ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.86,0:04:36.73,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,他にもジム・チャノン中佐とか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.73,0:04:38.59,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,スキンウォーカー牧場とか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.53,0:04:41.47,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,うるせえな
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.47,0:04:45.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こっちは今失恋して　そんな気分じゃねえんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.06,0:04:48.48,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そのオタク特有の押しつけてくる感じマジウザいから
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.68,0:04:51.16,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だから友達いねえんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.09,0:04:54.72,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,気安く話しかけんな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.52,0:05:07.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ごめん　言い過ぎた
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.88,0:05:27.34,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.26,0:05:32.69,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人は信じてないけど
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.69,0:05:34.52,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊は信じてる派だから
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.52,0:05:36.52,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いや　幽霊なんているわけないでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.52,0:05:37.36,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,はあ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.83,0:05:41.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こっちが話合わせてやったら　それは全否定すんのかよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.76,0:05:43.62,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オカルトナメないでください
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.33,0:05:50.49,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,言っとくけど　ウチのばあちゃん　霊媒師
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.49,0:05:51.16,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何っ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.16,0:05:53.42,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あんた　除霊って見たことある
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.42,0:05:54.96,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,超ヤバいから
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.96,0:05:58.05,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,取り憑かれた人がけいれん起こすんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.05,0:06:00.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,けいれんは病気でも起きますから
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.22,0:06:02.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊がいる証明にはなりませんよね
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.38,0:06:06.51,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だったら　宇宙人にユーフォー乗せてもらったことあんのかよ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.51,0:06:09.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,議論が飛躍しすぎですよ　バカなんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.86,0:06:13.69,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あれ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.99,0:06:16.81,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,高倉健は諦めてオタク系にしたんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.21,0:06:17.86,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,見て
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.07,0:06:20.35,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あのなりふりかまわない感じ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.35,0:06:21.69,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,嫌いじゃないわあ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.82,0:06:25.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だったら勝負しようぜ　こら
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.01,0:06:28.49,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もし幽霊がいるってなったら　あんたはウチのパシリにするからね
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.49,0:06:30.40,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,見せてやりましょう　ユーフォー
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.40,0:06:31.78,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いや　UAP
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.78,0:06:36.00,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もし見ることができたら　綾瀬さんだってパシリになってもらいますからね
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.58,0:06:45.72,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何ここ　怖すぎなんだけど
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.72,0:06:48.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どこがユーフォースポットなのよ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.48,0:06:52.31,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そこの「奈木病院」はユーフォーの聖地と呼ばれる場所です
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.31,0:06:55.60,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,屋上でユーフォーを呼ぶと「アブダクション」されます
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.60,0:06:57.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,アブダクションって何
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:03.57,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人に誘拐されて人体実験されることをいいます
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.95,0:07:04.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ヤダちょっと
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.70,0:07:06.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あんた　人体実験受けたことあんの
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.74,0:07:08.58,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,受けた可能性はあります
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.58,0:07:09.27,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,は？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.27,0:07:12.97,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,アブダクションを受けた人の多くは記憶を消されてますから
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.97,0:07:15.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おい　お前　ユーフォー見たことねえだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.94,0:07:17.33,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,退行催眠って知ってます
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.33,0:07:19.10,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,はぐらかしてんじゃねえぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.10,0:07:21.21,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,見たかどうかは問題じゃないんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.21,0:07:23.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,要はちゃんとした論拠があるかどうかです
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.13,0:07:25.32,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,うるせえ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.32,0:07:27.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そんなことよりそっちはどうなのさ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.09,0:07:32.95,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,着きました
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.53,0:07:40.85,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,心霊スポット
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.67,0:07:47.16,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さて　証明してやりましょうか
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.16,0:07:49.78,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊なんかいないってことを
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.78,0:07:52.46,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おい　まさかビビってんじゃねえだろうな
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.46,0:07:55.41,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちなみに　そこ絶対出るってネットで有名なとこだから
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.49,0:08:14.60,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,トゥシャイシャイボーイ　この瞬間に
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.60,0:08:17.58,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,大声出すのがいちばん危ないって書いてあるぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.85,0:08:19.66,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,トゥシャッシャイボーイ…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.66,0:08:20.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ネットに
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.70,0:08:22.42,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さっきからネットって
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.42,0:08:24.86,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さんこそ幽霊見たことあるんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.35,0:08:26.11,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ないよ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.11,0:08:27.99,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,えええー
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.22,0:08:30.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,よくもさっき偉そうに言えましたね
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.70,0:08:31.91,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,恐縮っす
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.91,0:08:33.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さっきまでの態度を返せ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.74,0:08:37.11,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊見たことないのに信じてるっておかしいでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.11,0:08:38.75,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おかしくねえわ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.29,0:08:42.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチのばあちゃん　霊媒師だって言ったじゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.24,0:08:46.13,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おばあちゃん子だったし　両親いないからさ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.74,0:08:48.83,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そうだったんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.38,0:08:52.90,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何神妙になってんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.77,0:08:57.64,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと聞いてよ　ウチの家マジ変でさあ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.08,0:09:02.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,外に出る時　絶対「おまじない」しなきゃいけなかったの
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.48,0:09:05.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,それ登校中ずっとやらされるわけ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.73,0:09:09.45,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,案の定　男子に笑いものにされてさ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.82,0:09:13.51,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,やらないとばあちゃん怒るし　もう最低って感じ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.24,0:09:15.95,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でもいちばんキツかったのは…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.41,0:09:20.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きな男子にバカにされた時
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.15,0:09:23.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ばあちゃんのことすごい憎んだ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.92,0:09:27.28,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「変なおまじないのせいで好きな子に嫌われた」って
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.17,0:09:31.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ひどいこと言った気がする　おばあちゃんに
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.72,0:09:35.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そっから最近まで口利かなかったし
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.87,0:09:37.18,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おまじないもやめた
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.77,0:09:39.46,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でもね
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.19,0:09:43.27,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,他人にウチの家のことバカにされるとムカつくの
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.31,0:09:46.59,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,それで気付いた
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.65,0:09:50.69,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きな子に嫌われたのが`イヤだったんじゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.38,0:09:55.64,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きな子にばあちゃんをバカにされたことがイヤだったんだなあって
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.32,0:10:02.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,本当はおばあちゃんのことも　霊媒師って仕事も　特別感あって好きだった
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.42,0:10:05.50,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でも　ウチなんかを引き取ってくれてさ
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.96,0:10:08.67,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,女手ひとつで大事に育ててくれて
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.67,0:10:10.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そんなばあちゃんを　ウチは信じてる
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.37,0:10:14.21,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だからウチは幽霊を信じてる
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.15,0:10:18.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そういうあんたはなんで宇宙人信じてんの
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.17,0:10:22.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,それは別にいいじゃないですか
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.31,0:10:25.81,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何それ　なんもないの
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.81,0:10:28.40,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,好きなものに理由が必要なんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.72,0:10:30.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　確かに
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.52,0:10:32.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ていうか　オカルト君
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.15,0:10:34.03,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,電話越しだとシャキシャキしゃべるね
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.05,0:10:38.32,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そうですか
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.13,0:10:43.48,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さんはなんか話しやすいというか…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.95,0:10:55.93,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オッパイ吸わせてやるからよお
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.94,0:10:59.35,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,イチモツしゃぶらせろ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.55,0:11:01.47,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,出たあ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.47,0:11:03.52,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,待って　そこで走っちゃダメ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.14,0:11:05.48,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと　オカルト君
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.48,0:11:06.60,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,ウソだ　ありえない
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.60,0:11:08.98,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,あれはただのおばあちゃんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.58,0:11:08.38,Dial_JP,,500,0,0,,ちょっ…
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.38,0:11:10.08,Dial_JP,,500,0,0,,今すぐ止まって
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.98,0:11:09.80,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,たぶん　そうだ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.80,0:11:11.63,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,ただのおばあちゃんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.08,0:11:12.19,Dial_JP,,500,0,0,,ネットにヤバいって書いてあんの
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.89,0:11:17.69,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,たぶんジブンの見間違えっす
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.69,0:11:21.05,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ただのエロいおばあちゃんに遭遇しただけでした
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.91,0:11:24.91,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そこのヤツには絶対抜かれちゃダメだって
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.21,0:11:27.36,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ターボババアにかけっこで負けたら
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.36,0:11:28.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,呪われるんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.20,0:11:37.34,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっ　オカルト君　聞いてる
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.34,0:11:39.25,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もしもし　返事してよ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.03,0:11:41.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウソでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.26,0:11:43.60,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,今からそっち向かうから　ちょっと待ってて
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.27,0:11:57.32,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何あれ　ホントやめてほしい
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.30,0:12:07.64,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こんにちは　女のヒト
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.93,0:12:10.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,我々は「セルポ星人」
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.77,0:12:13.78,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,惑星セルポから来たので　そう名乗ってます
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.78,0:12:15.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.01,0:12:18.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,怖がらないで　我々は友好的なヒトたちです
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.76,0:12:22.13,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,友好的なヤツは女の子を裸にしたりしねえんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.13,0:12:23.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチの服どこ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.26,0:12:26.17,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あなたの荷物はしっかりと管理してありマス
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.17,0:12:28.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ボロボロじゃねえかよ　弁償しろ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.19,0:12:31.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ていうか　帰りたいんだけど　これ外してくんない
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.83,0:12:34.21,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,我々の種は雄しかいません
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.21,0:12:37.63,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だからクローン技術によって　個体を増やしてマス
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.63,0:12:39.23,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチの話　聞いてんの
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.68,0:12:43.09,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,しかし　同じ個体だと生物的進化が起こらず
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.09,0:12:46.61,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,葛藤や喜怒哀楽が消滅してしまいました
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.98,0:12:50.67,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なので　我々は人間のような生殖機能を取り戻すために
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.67,0:12:53.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あなた方の「性器」が欲しいのです
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.19,0:12:55.80,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,今からセックスします
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.11,0:13:00.55,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あなたとセックスしたあと　子宮や性器を摘出して研究します
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.55,0:13:01.80,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ふざけんな
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.80,0:13:05.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,クソみたいな男とつきあっちゃったけど　処女だけは守り抜いてきたんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.15,0:13:09.39,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,まだ見ぬ高倉健のために守り抜いてきた貞操を
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.39,0:13:12.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こんなキモい宇宙人に奪われてたまるか
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.29,0:13:23.90,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ムラムラしてもらうために「サイコキネシス」で脳波をコントロールします
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.06,0:13:30.31,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どうですか　だんだんと体が熱くなってきたでしょう
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.95,0:13:38.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんと　念力にあらがいますか
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.38,0:13:40.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,すごい精神力ですね
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.85,0:13:43.17,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,しかし　始めましょう
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.82,0:13:44.85,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,イヤ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.26,0:13:46.10,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,やめー
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.68,0:13:53.75,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,電話？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.75,0:13:56.37,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,タイミングの悪い方がいるようで
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.15,0:14:24.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さん　ごめんなさい
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.62,0:14:27.16,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊いました
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.16,0:14:30.23,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ターボババアに呪われちゃいました
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.23,0:14:31.94,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オカルト君　よかった
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.94,0:14:33.11,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,とりあえず助けて
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.11,0:14:36.75,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何者ですか　スマホを使って侵入してくるとは
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.75,0:14:38.65,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あんな技術　我々にもない
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.65,0:14:40.43,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,助けてください
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.43,0:14:43.50,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ジブンをコントロールできませ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.11,0:14:47.49,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,イチモツしゃぶらせろやあ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.49,0:14:49.04,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと　しっかりしてよ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.04,0:14:50.68,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そこの男のヒト
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.68,0:14:53.18,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あなたの進入は許可していません
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.18,0:14:55.14,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ただちに出ていきなさい
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.14,0:14:56.58,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そうでなければ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.02,0:15:02.02,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,性器をください
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.02,0:15:02.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,キモッ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.76,0:15:03.55,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,六根
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.93,0:15:08.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,速い　念力が定まらない
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.91,0:15:13.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,我々の大切な性器を
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.98,0:15:15.53,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,この性器泥棒
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.53,0:15:17.36,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,セルポ式測量法
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.23,0:15:20.11,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オカルト君
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.11,0:15:23.02,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こんな好戦的なヒトは初めてです
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.02,0:15:26.81,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,我々は人間と友好関係を結んでるんですから
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.81,0:15:27.96,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,性器はください
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.96,0:15:30.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あげますよ　ジブンのだったらなんでも
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.84,0:15:32.95,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ずっと宇宙人に会いたかったんだから
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.33,0:15:35.00,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こちとら友達がいないから
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.00,0:15:38.02,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人なら友達になってくれるんじゃないかって
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.02,0:15:42.80,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,小学生のころから空に向かって　ずっとユーフォー呼んでたんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.84,0:15:46.64,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でも来なかった
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.64,0:15:50.60,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いくら呼んでもジブンのとこには現れてくれなかったんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.60,0:15:53.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,人間にはヒマつぶしにイジメられて
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.01,0:15:55.25,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人には気にも留められない
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.79,0:15:58.81,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,誰もジブンの存在を認めてくれなかった
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.31,0:16:01.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,でも綾瀬さんは…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.29,0:16:04.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そんなジブンをかばってくれたんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.15,0:16:07.45,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,だから彼女に触るなあ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.05,0:16:11.21,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,彼女を傷つけるヤツは許さない
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.62,0:16:14.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,彼女のためなら
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.22,0:16:17.46,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,バケモノにだってなってやる
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.46,0:16:19.27,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,がんばれ　オカルト君
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.27,0:16:20.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,男を見せろ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.51,0:16:22.09,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ファイ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.66,0:16:26.97,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さん　やっぱムリっぽいです
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.97,0:16:28.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと　諦め早くない
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.95,0:16:34.60,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あなたのような凶暴なヒト　友達にはなれません
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.89,0:16:39.34,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,それに我々は男のヒトより　女のヒトのほうが好きです
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.81,0:16:42.51,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さあ　もう一度ムラムラしましょう
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.95,0:16:48.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「氣」を出して
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.22,0:16:49.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ヤダ　それ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.70,0:16:54.13,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,毎日毎日バカにされるんだよ　それ　友達にさ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.13,0:16:55.80,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何言ってんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.80,0:16:58.95,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,「氣」を出していれば　事故にも病気にもならん
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.95,0:17:00.73,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,悪いもんが近寄って来れん
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.80,0:17:04.44,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,まず　お腹の下に力を入れて
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.22,0:17:09.57,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,頭の先から「氣」をピーンと出すイメージ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.01,0:17:12.25,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,またやってるぜ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.21,0:17:12.25,Dial_JP,,500,0,0,,変なの
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.25,0:17:14.01,Dial_JP,,500,0,0,,宇宙人と交信でもしてんのか
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.43,0:17:18.33,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,もうヤダ　二度とやんない
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.70,0:17:20.14,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,モモ　待ちなさい
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.14,0:17:21.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ばあちゃんなんて大嫌い
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.76,0:17:22.97,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,エセ霊媒師
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.04,0:17:29.80,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんでこんな時に昔のこと
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.29,0:17:31.87,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ごめんね　おばあちゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.87,0:17:34.71,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あの時はただ恥ずかしかっただけだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.77,0:17:39.18,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,お腹の下に力を入れて
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.04,0:17:43.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,頭の先から「氣」を…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.38,0:17:49.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウソ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.45,0:17:52.97,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さん　超能力使えたんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.97,0:17:54.85,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いや　ウチもビックリだわ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.65,0:17:59.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんと　私の念力が押し戻される
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.28,0:18:00.52,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なぜだ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.52,0:18:02.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,まさか脳波を刺激しすぎたせいで
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.84,0:18:06.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,女のヒトの「チャクラ」が開いてしまったのか
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.06,0:18:07.28,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,本物だった
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.66,0:18:09.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,おばあちゃんは本物の霊媒師だった
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.36,0:18:12.14,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ありがとう　おばあちゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.14,0:18:14.72,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,これなら　クズ男を…
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.16,0:18:17.49,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ぶっ飛ばせるわい
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.54,0:18:35.18,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何これ　ユーフォーだったんかい
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.59,0:18:37.43,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,オカルト君　大丈夫
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.77,0:18:38.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ここから逃げるよ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.74,0:18:44.93,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,イッター
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.93,0:18:46.51,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何してんだよ　バカ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.51,0:18:49.90,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,正気に戻りやがれ　こんにゃろお
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.07,0:18:57.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ターボババア？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.75,0:18:59.94,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,何もんだ　てめえ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.57,0:19:05.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,呪いが解けてない
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.01,0:19:07.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ババアが体から抜けたのに
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.07,0:19:10.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そいつのイチモツは　ワシが持ってんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.84,0:19:15.26,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ワシがイチモツを持ってるかぎり　小僧の呪いは解けねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.26,0:19:18.03,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,返してほしけりゃ　トンネルに来い
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.03,0:19:20.28,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ここはワシには遠すぎる
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.28,0:19:25.31,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,トンネルなら存分に相手してやるぜ　ケバいババア
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.31,0:19:27.92,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,誰がケバいババアだ　クソババア
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.92,0:19:29.27,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こいつのアソコ返せ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.25,0:19:34.84,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ヤバい　とりあえず脱出しないと死ぬ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.45,0:19:37.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,しっかりしろ　このバカ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.07,0:19:37.94,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,逃げるぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.88,0:20:00.21,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,最低
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.42,0:20:03.42,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,信じるわ　宇宙人
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.42,0:20:05.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,てか誘拐されたし
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.38,0:20:07.38,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ジブンも幽霊　信じます
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.38,0:20:08.77,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,呪われましたから
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.77,0:20:11.29,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,んで　どうする　これから
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.29,0:20:12.73,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どうしましょうか
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.04,0:20:16.97,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,あんたは超能力で呪いを抑えておかないと暴走するし
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.97,0:20:17.87,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,すいません
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.87,0:20:21.70,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチは制服も財布もスマホも　全部なくした
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.08,0:20:25.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どうしたら　この呪い解けるんですかね
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.15,0:20:28.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そんなの　ターボババアぶっ倒すしかないっしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.06,0:20:29.71,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,呪いの元なんだし
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.71,0:20:31.07,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なるほど
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.07,0:20:33.22,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ　ジブン　ちょっと行ってきます
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.13,0:20:34.93,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,今から？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.42,0:20:39.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さんはジブンの服着て帰ってください
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.01,0:20:41.89,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと　ウチがいなきゃ暴走するよ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.75,0:20:50.11,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,こんなことになったのも　全部　ジブンのせいなんで
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.69,0:20:52.98,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,これ以上綾瀬さんを巻き込めないです
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.98,0:20:55.46,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,どうにか根性でトンネルまで行きますから
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.46,0:20:57.34,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そのあとは　どうにかします
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.82,0:21:01.12,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,なんで一緒に来てって言えないの
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.12,0:21:03.91,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さっきの経験しちゃったらほっとけないじゃん
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.91,0:21:06.58,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,さっきだって　ウチいなかったら　あんた死んでたよ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.39,0:21:09.95,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いいんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.95,0:21:12.04,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ジブンなんかに協力しても…
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.29,0:21:14.03,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そういうのめんどくさい
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.63,0:21:24.06,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ほら　服着て
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.50,0:21:27.15,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,行くよ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.01,0:21:28.94,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,すいません
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.63,0:21:31.81,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ジブン　不器用なんで
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.02,0:21:35.48,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,綾瀬さん　服着てください
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.48,0:21:37.94,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,そうでないと　まともにしゃべれません
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.18,0:21:41.76,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウソ　なんでドキドキしてんの
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.76,0:21:43.62,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,違うって
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.16,0:21:47.85,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,たまたま　高倉健のセリフを言ったからビックリしただけ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.58,0:21:50.56,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,いったん落ち着け　私
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.04,0:21:55.57,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ねえ　そういえば名前なんだっけ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.57,0:21:58.01,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ウチ　名前覚えるの苦手でさ
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.97,0:22:01.43,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,高倉健です
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.43,0:23:44.03,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,本当にいましたよ　宇宙人
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.03,0:23:45.74,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,幽霊だっていただろうが
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.74,0:23:48.20,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,宇宙人と幽霊の実在が証明されたということは
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.20,0:23:49.61,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,超自然現象やUMA
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.61,0:23:52.16,Dial_JP,,0,500,0,,これまでデタラメだと言われてきたものの実在も…
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.42,0:23:51.76,Dial_JP,,600,0,0,,ああ　わかった　わかった
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.76,0:23:52.62,Dial_JP,,600,0,0,,せーのっ
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.62,0:23:55.19,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,次回「それって宇宙人じゃね」
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.19,0:23:57.00,Dial_JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと　合わせろ
Dialogue: 1,0:01:30.37,0:01:31.20,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,啊？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:31.46,0:01:36.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以说借我点钱 否则今天的约会就别想了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:38.32,0:01:40.62,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,或者让我爽爽也行
Dialogue: 1,0:01:41.07,0:01:43.82,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,开房的钱你出
Dialogue: 1,0:01:49.94,0:01:50.72,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,欠揍
Dialogue: 1,0:01:50.98,0:01:52.05,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你这家伙
Dialogue: 1,0:01:56.41,0:01:58.86,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,还蹬鼻子上脸了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:58.86,0:02:01.36,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你这种女人 差不多得了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:01.36,0:02:04.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,没钱又不给上 我对你没兴趣了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:04.84,0:02:05.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,开什么玩笑
Dialogue: 1,0:02:06.32,0:02:07.48,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,笨蛋 章鱼
Dialogue: 1,0:02:07.69,0:02:09.27,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,乌贼 金枪鱼
Dialogue: 1,0:02:10.61,0:02:11.99,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,真逗
Dialogue: 1,0:02:12.28,0:02:14.49,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,海鲜可不是骂人用的
Dialogue: 1,0:02:14.49,0:02:18.66,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,安慰我一下嘛 这可是我的初恋
Dialogue: 1,0:02:19.15,0:02:21.47,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,早就让你分手了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:21.47,0:02:22.96,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那家伙哪里好了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:23.95,0:02:25.88,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,他长得像高仓健
Dialogue: 1,0:02:25.88,0:02:26.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,又来了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:26.63,0:02:27.96,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,麻烦死了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:28.17,0:02:32.79,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不行吗 我就喜欢高仓健那样硬派的男人
Dialogue: 1,0:02:32.79,0:02:34.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,「我这个人比较笨拙」
Dialogue: 1,0:02:34.65,0:02:36.89,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那种男人早就灭绝了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:40.83,0:02:42.23,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,为什么会这样
Dialogue: 1,0:02:42.70,0:02:46.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我这辈子遇不到健先生了吗
Dialogue: 1,0:02:46.79,0:02:50.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,话说 谁来安慰我一下
Dialogue: 1,0:02:50.26,0:02:52.40,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,世道真艰难
Dialogue: 1,0:02:55.17,0:02:55.93,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,该死
Dialogue: 1,0:02:55.93,0:02:56.78,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,没砸中？
Dialogue: 1,0:02:56.78,0:02:58.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,是没砸中
Dialogue: 1,0:02:57.42,0:02:59.27,Dial_CH,,700,0,0,,看什么看 恶心
Dialogue: 1,0:03:00.05,0:03:00.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,试试这个
Dialogue: 1,0:03:00.74,0:03:01.73,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不错
Dialogue: 1,0:03:03.19,0:03:04.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,放个吸铁石进去怎么样
Dialogue: 1,0:03:05.81,0:03:07.31,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,砸人很痛吧 这个
Dialogue: 1,0:03:12.83,0:03:14.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,在看什么呢
Dialogue: 1,0:03:17.01,0:03:18.35,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那个…
Dialogue: 1,0:03:20.90,0:03:22.44,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,真差劲
Dialogue: 1,0:03:26.32,0:03:28.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这世上就只有人渣吗
Dialogue: 1,0:03:33.49,0:03:35.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,受不了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:35.07,0:03:38.89,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我上哪去宣泄压力啊
Dialogue: 1,0:03:38.89,0:03:40.14,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑桃同学
Dialogue: 1,0:03:40.87,0:03:42.72,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我知道你喜欢
Dialogue: 1,0:03:42.72,0:03:43.12,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,啊？
Dialogue: 1,0:03:43.35,0:03:45.41,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我知道你喜欢
Dialogue: 1,0:03:45.79,0:03:47.25,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你小子要说几遍
Dialogue: 1,0:03:47.25,0:03:51.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑同学这样的人会向我搭话 只能是这个原因了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:51.98,0:03:54.05,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你是不是误会了什么
Dialogue: 1,0:03:54.27,0:03:57.53,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我也没有想跟你处好关系
Dialogue: 1,0:03:57.53,0:03:58.55,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,忘掉刚才的事
Dialogue: 1,0:03:58.55,0:04:00.55,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我说的是这个
Dialogue: 1,0:04:00.55,0:04:02.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,「大总统已经去火星了」
Dialogue: 1,0:04:02.70,0:04:04.52,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,「『珀伽索斯计划』的真相」
Dialogue: 1,0:04:04.90,0:04:05.89,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么
Dialogue: 1,0:04:05.89,0:04:07.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你喜欢超自然事件吧
Dialogue: 1,0:04:08.52,0:04:11.09,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不相信什么UFO外星人
Dialogue: 1,0:04:11.09,0:04:13.61,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不是UFO 是UAP
Dialogue: 1,0:04:13.61,0:04:16.17,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,「不明空中现象」
Dialogue: 1,0:04:16.17,0:04:17.65,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我说 你好啰嗦
Dialogue: 1,0:04:18.53,0:04:21.10,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,美军正式承认UAP的存在
Dialogue: 1,0:04:21.10,0:04:23.03,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,并改组了「宇宙军」
Dialogue: 1,0:04:23.28,0:04:25.54,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,日本也新设立了「航空宇宙自卫队」
Dialogue: 1,0:04:25.54,0:04:28.50,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,怎么看都是为「宇宙战争」做准备吧
Dialogue: 1,0:04:28.50,0:04:29.61,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我可以走了吗
Dialogue: 1,0:04:30.62,0:04:31.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不 等等
Dialogue: 1,0:04:31.74,0:04:33.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,还刊登了尼斯湖水怪的最新照片
Dialogue: 1,0:04:33.74,0:04:34.30,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,看这里
Dialogue: 1,0:04:34.86,0:04:36.73,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,还有吉姆加农中佐
Dialogue: 1,0:04:36.73,0:04:38.59,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,以及剥皮行者牧场
Dialogue: 1,0:04:39.53,0:04:41.47,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,烦死人了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:41.47,0:04:45.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我可是刚刚失恋 哪有那种心情
Dialogue: 1,0:04:45.06,0:04:48.48,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你那强行安利的阿宅行为真是烦死人了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:48.68,0:04:51.16,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以你才没朋友啊
Dialogue: 1,0:04:53.09,0:04:54.72,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,别随便找我搭话
Dialogue: 1,0:05:05.52,0:05:07.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,抱歉 我说太过了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:26.88,0:05:27.34,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,接着
Dialogue: 1,0:05:30.26,0:05:32.69,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,虽然不相信外星人
Dialogue: 1,0:05:32.69,0:05:34.52,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,但我相信幽灵存在
Dialogue: 1,0:05:34.52,0:05:36.52,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不是 幽灵怎么可能存在
Dialogue: 1,0:05:36.52,0:05:37.36,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么
Dialogue: 1,0:05:37.83,0:05:41.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我主动找话题你就这么唱反调是吧
Dialogue: 1,0:05:41.76,0:05:43.62,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,别小看超自然事件
Dialogue: 1,0:05:47.33,0:05:50.49,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,就告诉你吧 我奶奶是灵媒师
Dialogue: 1,0:05:50.49,0:05:51.16,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么
Dialogue: 1,0:05:51.16,0:05:53.42,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你见过除灵吗
Dialogue: 1,0:05:53.42,0:05:54.96,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那可不得了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:54.96,0:05:58.05,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,被附身的人身体抽搐不止
Dialogue: 1,0:05:58.05,0:06:00.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,生病也会导致身体抽搐
Dialogue: 1,0:06:00.22,0:06:02.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这可没法证明幽灵存在
Dialogue: 1,0:06:03.38,0:06:06.51,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那外星人有请你坐过UFO吗
Dialogue: 1,0:06:06.51,0:06:09.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你的逻辑太跳脱了 你是傻吗
Dialogue: 1,0:06:12.86,0:06:13.69,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,咦
Dialogue: 1,0:06:13.99,0:06:16.81,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这是要放弃高仓健 转投宅系男友呢
Dialogue: 1,0:06:17.21,0:06:17.86,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你看
Dialogue: 1,0:06:18.07,0:06:20.35,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,他俩那不顾周遭的模样
Dialogue: 1,0:06:20.35,0:06:21.69,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我倒不讨厌
Dialogue: 1,0:06:22.82,0:06:25.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那就来试一试吧
Dialogue: 1,0:06:25.01,0:06:28.49,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,如果存在幽灵 你就给我当跑腿的
Dialogue: 1,0:06:28.49,0:06:30.40,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,就让你见识一下UFO吧
Dialogue: 1,0:06:30.40,0:06:31.78,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不 是UAP
Dialogue: 1,0:06:31.78,0:06:36.00,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,如果看到了UAP 就请绫濑同学给我跑腿
Dialogue: 1,0:06:42.58,0:06:45.72,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这什么地方 太恐怖了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:06:45.72,0:06:48.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,哪里像是UFO的出没地点
Dialogue: 1,0:06:48.48,0:06:52.31,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那座「奈木医院」被称作UFO圣地
Dialogue: 1,0:06:52.31,0:06:55.60,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,在楼顶呼唤UFO的话 就会被「绑架」
Dialogue: 1,0:06:55.60,0:06:57.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么叫绑架
Dialogue: 1,0:06:59.90,0:07:03.57,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,就是被外星人拐走做人体实验
Dialogue: 1,0:07:03.95,0:07:04.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么 等等
Dialogue: 1,0:07:04.70,0:07:06.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你被抓去做过人体实验吗
Dialogue: 1,0:07:06.74,0:07:08.58,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,有这种可能性
Dialogue: 1,0:07:08.58,0:07:09.27,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,啊？
Dialogue: 1,0:07:09.27,0:07:12.97,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟大多数被绑架的人都会被消去记忆
Dialogue: 1,0:07:12.97,0:07:15.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 你没见过UFO吧
Dialogue: 1,0:07:15.94,0:07:17.33,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你知道退行催眠吗
Dialogue: 1,0:07:17.33,0:07:19.10,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,别扯开话题
Dialogue: 1,0:07:19.10,0:07:21.21,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,重点不是有没有见过
Dialogue: 1,0:07:21.21,0:07:23.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,而是有没有确凿的证据
Dialogue: 1,0:07:24.13,0:07:25.32,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,闭嘴
Dialogue: 1,0:07:25.32,0:07:27.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,比起这个 你那边如何
Dialogue: 1,0:07:32.09,0:07:32.95,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我到了
Dialogue: 1,0:07:39.53,0:07:40.85,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,灵异地点
Dialogue: 1,0:07:44.67,0:07:47.16,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,好了 证明给你看吧
Dialogue: 1,0:07:47.16,0:07:49.78,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,幽灵什么的并不存在
Dialogue: 1,0:07:49.78,0:07:52.46,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 你该不会害怕了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:07:52.46,0:07:55.41,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,顺带一提 网上说那里是绝对会闹鬼的有名地点
Dialogue: 1,0:08:10.49,0:08:14.60,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,害羞的男孩 就在这一刻
Dialogue: 1,0:08:14.60,0:08:17.58,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,大声喊叫是最危险的哦
Dialogue: 1,0:08:17.85,0:08:19.66,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,害羞的男孩…
Dialogue: 1,0:08:19.66,0:08:20.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,网上说的
Dialogue: 1,0:08:20.70,0:08:22.42,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,老是网上说的
Dialogue: 1,0:08:22.42,0:08:24.86,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你该不会没见过幽灵吧
Dialogue: 1,0:08:25.35,0:08:26.11,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,没有
Dialogue: 1,0:08:26.11,0:08:27.99,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么
Dialogue: 1,0:08:28.22,0:08:30.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那你刚才还好意思说我
Dialogue: 1,0:08:30.70,0:08:31.91,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,对不住啦
Dialogue: 1,0:08:31.91,0:08:33.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,端正你的态度
Dialogue: 1,0:08:33.74,0:08:37.11,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,没见过幽灵你凭什么相信幽灵存在
Dialogue: 1,0:08:37.11,0:08:38.75,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不冲突吧
Dialogue: 1,0:08:39.29,0:08:42.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不是说过我奶奶是灵媒师吗
Dialogue: 1,0:08:43.24,0:08:46.13,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我没有双亲 所以很粘我奶奶
Dialogue: 1,0:08:46.74,0:08:48.83,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这样啊
Dialogue: 1,0:08:50.38,0:08:52.90,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,怎么突然安分了
Dialogue: 1,0:08:53.77,0:08:57.64,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我跟你说 我家可怪了
Dialogue: 1,0:08:58.08,0:09:02.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,出门时 必须得做「法事」
Dialogue: 1,0:09:02.48,0:09:05.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,上学路上还得一直做
Dialogue: 1,0:09:06.73,0:09:09.45,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不出意外 我被男生们嘲笑了
Dialogue: 1,0:09:09.82,0:09:13.51,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不做奶奶还会生气 简直糟透了
Dialogue: 1,0:09:14.24,0:09:15.95,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,可最让我难过的是…
Dialogue: 1,0:09:17.41,0:09:20.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我被喜欢的男生嘲笑了
Dialogue: 1,0:09:21.15,0:09:23.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我当时可讨厌奶奶了
Dialogue: 1,0:09:23.92,0:09:27.28,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,「都怪这奇怪的法事 害得我被喜欢的男生讨厌了」
Dialogue: 1,0:09:28.17,0:09:31.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,记得当时我对奶奶说了很过分的话
Dialogue: 1,0:09:32.72,0:09:35.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,直到现在我都没怎么和奶奶说过话
Dialogue: 1,0:09:35.87,0:09:37.18,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,也不再做法事了
Dialogue: 1,0:09:38.77,0:09:39.46,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,可是啊
Dialogue: 1,0:09:40.19,0:09:43.27,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,别人嘲笑我家时 我会很生气
Dialogue: 1,0:09:45.31,0:09:46.59,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,于是我才意识到
Dialogue: 1,0:09:47.65,0:09:50.69,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我并非因为被喜欢的人讨厌而感到难受
Dialogue: 1,0:09:51.38,0:09:55.64,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,而是因为他嘲笑了我的奶奶
Dialogue: 1,0:09:57.32,0:10:02.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我其实很喜欢奶奶和她那份特别的灵媒师工作
Dialogue: 1,0:10:03.42,0:10:05.50,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,她接纳了这样的我
Dialogue: 1,0:10:05.96,0:10:08.67,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,并一个人将我拉扯大
Dialogue: 1,0:10:08.67,0:10:10.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以我相信奶奶
Dialogue: 1,0:10:11.37,0:10:14.21,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以我相信幽灵存在
Dialogue: 1,0:10:15.15,0:10:18.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你呢 你为什么相信外星人存在
Dialogue: 1,0:10:20.17,0:10:22.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这很要紧吗
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.31,0:10:25.81,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么意思 没有理由吗
Dialogue: 1,0:10:25.81,0:10:28.40,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喜欢什么东西还需要理由吗
Dialogue: 1,0:10:28.72,0:10:30.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,嗯 倒也是
Dialogue: 1,0:10:30.52,0:10:32.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,对了 超自然君
Dialogue: 1,0:10:32.15,0:10:34.03,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你在打电话时很健谈嘛
Dialogue: 1,0:10:37.05,0:10:38.32,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,是吗
Dialogue: 1,0:10:40.13,0:10:43.48,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我只是觉得绫濑同学很好说话…
Dialogue: 1,0:10:52.95,0:10:55.93,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,给你吸吸我的奶子
Dialogue: 1,0:10:56.94,0:10:59.35,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,让我舔舔你的阴茎
Dialogue: 1,0:11:00.55,0:11:01.47,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,有鬼啊
Dialogue: 1,0:11:01.47,0:11:03.52,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,等等 不能跑
Dialogue: 1,0:11:04.14,0:11:05.48,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 超自然君
Dialogue: 1,0:11:05.48,0:11:06.60,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,假的 不可能
Dialogue: 1,0:11:06.60,0:11:08.98,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,那只是个普通老太太
Dialogue: 1,0:11:07.58,0:11:08.38,Dial_CH,,500,0,0,,喂…
Dialogue: 1,0:11:08.38,0:11:10.08,Dial_CH,,500,0,0,,马上停下
Dialogue: 1,0:11:08.98,0:11:09.80,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,应该就是那样
Dialogue: 1,0:11:09.80,0:11:11.63,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,只是普通老太太
Dialogue: 1,0:11:10.08,0:11:12.19,Dial_CH,,500,0,0,,网上说这样很危险
Dialogue: 1,0:11:15.89,0:11:17.69,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,应该是我看错了
Dialogue: 1,0:11:17.69,0:11:21.05,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,只是撞见了一个好色的老太太
Dialogue: 1,0:11:21.91,0:11:24.91,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,一定不要被那家伙超过
Dialogue: 1,0:11:25.21,0:11:27.36,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,要是跑输给高速婆婆的话
Dialogue: 1,0:11:27.36,0:11:28.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,会被诅咒的
Dialogue: 1,0:11:35.20,0:11:37.34,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 超自然君 你在听吗
Dialogue: 1,0:11:37.34,0:11:39.25,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 回个话
Dialogue: 1,0:11:40.03,0:11:41.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不是吧
Dialogue: 1,0:11:41.26,0:11:43.60,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我现在就过去 你再撑会
Dialogue: 1,0:11:54.27,0:11:57.32,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么玩意 别开玩笑了
Dialogue: 1,0:12:05.30,0:12:07.64,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你好 人类女性
Dialogue: 1,0:12:08.93,0:12:10.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们是「塞伯星人」
Dialogue: 1,0:12:10.77,0:12:13.78,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们来自塞伯星 所以叫塞伯星人
Dialogue: 1,0:12:13.78,0:12:15.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,外星人？
Dialogue: 1,0:12:15.01,0:12:18.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,请不要害怕 我们都很友善
Dialogue: 1,0:12:18.76,0:12:22.13,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,把女孩子的衣服脱光叫友善吗
Dialogue: 1,0:12:22.13,0:12:23.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我的衣服呢
Dialogue: 1,0:12:23.26,0:12:26.17,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你的物品我们已妥善保管
Dialogue: 1,0:12:26.17,0:12:28.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,都稀巴烂了 给我赔钱
Dialogue: 1,0:12:28.19,0:12:31.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,还有 我想回去了 能给我解开吗
Dialogue: 1,0:12:31.83,0:12:34.21,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们种族只有雄性
Dialogue: 1,0:12:34.21,0:12:37.63,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以只能通过克隆技术增加个体
Dialogue: 1,0:12:37.63,0:12:39.23,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你有听我说话吗
Dialogue: 1,0:12:39.68,0:12:43.09,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,但仅靠相同个体无法实现生物进化
Dialogue: 1,0:12:43.09,0:12:46.61,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,矛盾也随喜怒哀乐一同消失了
Dialogue: 1,0:12:46.98,0:12:50.67,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以为了取回像人类一样的生殖机能
Dialogue: 1,0:12:50.67,0:12:53.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们想要你们的「性器」
Dialogue: 1,0:12:54.19,0:12:55.80,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,接下来我们要和你交配
Dialogue: 1,0:12:56.11,0:13:00.55,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,交配完后 我们会取出你的子宫和性器进行研究
Dialogue: 1,0:13:00.55,0:13:01.80,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,开什么玩笑
Dialogue: 1,0:13:01.80,0:13:05.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,虽然曾跟渣男交往 但我好歹守住了自己的处女
Dialogue: 1,0:13:06.15,0:13:09.39,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,为素未谋面的高仓健守护至今的贞操
Dialogue: 1,0:13:09.39,0:13:12.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,怎能被你们这种恶心的外星人夺走
Dialogue: 1,0:13:19.29,0:13:23.90,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们会用「精神念力」控制你的脑波 点燃你的欲火
Dialogue: 1,0:13:26.06,0:13:30.31,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,感觉怎么样 身体渐渐热起来了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:13:35.95,0:13:38.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么 居然能抵抗念力
Dialogue: 1,0:13:38.38,0:13:40.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,真是强大的精神力
Dialogue: 1,0:13:40.85,0:13:43.17,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,但是 该开始了
Dialogue: 1,0:13:43.82,0:13:44.85,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不要
Dialogue: 1,0:13:45.26,0:13:46.10,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,住手
Dialogue: 1,0:13:52.68,0:13:53.75,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,电话？
Dialogue: 1,0:13:53.75,0:13:56.37,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,真不会挑时候
Dialogue: 1,0:14:23.15,0:14:24.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,抱歉 绫濑同学
Dialogue: 1,0:14:25.62,0:14:27.16,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,真的有幽灵
Dialogue: 1,0:14:27.16,0:14:30.23,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我被高速婆婆诅咒了
Dialogue: 1,0:14:30.23,0:14:31.94,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,超自然君 太好了
Dialogue: 1,0:14:31.94,0:14:33.11,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,总之快救我
Dialogue: 1,0:14:33.11,0:14:36.75,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你是什么人 能透过智能手机入侵
Dialogue: 1,0:14:36.75,0:14:38.65,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这项技术连我们都没有
Dialogue: 1,0:14:38.65,0:14:40.43,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,救救我
Dialogue: 1,0:14:40.43,0:14:43.50,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我控制不了自己
Dialogue: 1,0:14:45.11,0:14:47.49,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,让我舔舔你的阴茎
Dialogue: 1,0:14:47.49,0:14:49.04,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 你振作点
Dialogue: 1,0:14:49.04,0:14:50.68,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那边的人类男性
Dialogue: 1,0:14:50.68,0:14:53.18,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你没有进入这里的许可
Dialogue: 1,0:14:53.18,0:14:55.14,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,请立即离开
Dialogue: 1,0:14:55.14,0:14:56.58,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,否则
Dialogue: 1,0:15:00.02,0:15:02.02,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,请把性器交出来
Dialogue: 1,0:15:02.02,0:15:02.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,恶心
Dialogue: 1,0:15:02.76,0:15:03.55,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,六根
Dialogue: 1,0:15:05.93,0:15:08.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,好快 念力来不及集中
Dialogue: 1,0:15:11.91,0:15:13.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,居然夺走我们重要的性器
Dialogue: 1,0:15:13.98,0:15:15.53,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你这性器强盗
Dialogue: 1,0:15:15.53,0:15:17.36,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,塞伯式测量法
Dialogue: 1,0:15:19.23,0:15:20.11,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,超自然君
Dialogue: 1,0:15:20.11,0:15:23.02,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这么好战的人类还是第一次遇到
Dialogue: 1,0:15:23.02,0:15:26.81,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们跟人类缔结了友好关系
Dialogue: 1,0:15:26.81,0:15:27.96,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,请把性器交出来
Dialogue: 1,0:15:27.96,0:15:30.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,给你 要什么我都给
Dialogue: 1,0:15:30.84,0:15:32.95,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我一直想见到外星人
Dialogue: 1,0:15:33.33,0:15:35.00,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我一直没朋友
Dialogue: 1,0:15:35.00,0:15:38.02,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以我寄希望于跟外星人交朋友
Dialogue: 1,0:15:38.02,0:15:42.80,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,从小学起我就一直对着天空呼唤UFO
Dialogue: 1,0:15:44.84,0:15:46.64,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,但你们没来
Dialogue: 1,0:15:46.64,0:15:50.60,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不管我怎么呼唤你们都没来过
Dialogue: 1,0:15:50.60,0:15:53.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,被其他人类当作消遣欺负
Dialogue: 1,0:15:53.01,0:15:55.25,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,外星人也不在意我
Dialogue: 1,0:15:55.79,0:15:58.81,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,没人认可我的存在
Dialogue: 1,0:15:59.31,0:16:01.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,但是绫濑同学她…
Dialogue: 1,0:16:01.29,0:16:04.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,保护了这样的我
Dialogue: 1,0:16:04.15,0:16:07.45,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,所以你们不要碰她
Dialogue: 1,0:16:08.05,0:16:11.21,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不会原谅伤害她的人
Dialogue: 1,0:16:11.62,0:16:14.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,只要是为了她
Dialogue: 1,0:16:14.22,0:16:17.46,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,变成怪物我也在所不辞
Dialogue: 1,0:16:17.46,0:16:19.27,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,加油 超自然君
Dialogue: 1,0:16:19.27,0:16:20.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,展现你的男子气概
Dialogue: 1,0:16:21.51,0:16:22.09,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,发射
Dialogue: 1,0:16:24.66,0:16:26.97,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑同学 我好像打不过
Dialogue: 1,0:16:26.97,0:16:28.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 你放弃得也太快了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:16:30.95,0:16:34.60,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你这样凶暴的人类 我们没法做朋友
Dialogue: 1,0:16:34.89,0:16:39.34,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,而且比起人类男性 我们更喜欢人类女性
Dialogue: 1,0:16:39.81,0:16:42.51,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,来吧 再次燃起欲火吧
Dialogue: 1,0:16:46.95,0:16:48.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,释放出「气」来
Dialogue: 1,0:16:48.22,0:16:49.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不要
Dialogue: 1,0:16:49.70,0:16:54.13,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我每天都因为这个被朋友们嘲笑
Dialogue: 1,0:16:54.13,0:16:55.80,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你说什么呢
Dialogue: 1,0:16:55.80,0:16:58.95,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,释放「气」可以隔绝不幸与疾病
Dialogue: 1,0:16:58.95,0:17:00.73,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,脏东西无法靠近你
Dialogue: 1,0:17:01.80,0:17:04.44,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,首先 把力量集中在下腹部
Dialogue: 1,0:17:06.22,0:17:09.57,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,想象把「气」从头顶释放出
Dialogue: 1,0:17:11.01,0:17:12.25,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,又开始了
Dialogue: 1,0:17:11.21,0:17:12.25,Dial_CH,,500,0,0,,真是怪人
Dialogue: 1,0:17:12.25,0:17:14.01,Dial_CH,,500,0,0,,在跟外星人通信吗
Dialogue: 1,0:17:16.43,0:17:18.33,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不要 我再也不做了
Dialogue: 1,0:17:18.70,0:17:20.14,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,桃 你等一下
Dialogue: 1,0:17:20.14,0:17:21.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我最讨厌奶奶了
Dialogue: 1,0:17:21.76,0:17:22.97,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,骗子灵媒师
Dialogue: 1,0:17:27.04,0:17:29.80,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,为什么我这时会想起以前的事
Dialogue: 1,0:17:30.29,0:17:31.87,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,抱歉 奶奶
Dialogue: 1,0:17:31.87,0:17:34.71,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那时候我只是觉得太丢脸了
Dialogue: 1,0:17:36.77,0:17:39.18,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,把力量集中在下腹部
Dialogue: 1,0:17:41.04,0:17:43.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,把「气」从头顶…
Dialogue: 1,0:17:48.38,0:17:49.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不是吧
Dialogue: 1,0:17:50.45,0:17:52.97,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑同学 你会用超能力吗
Dialogue: 1,0:17:52.97,0:17:54.85,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不 我也很惊讶
Dialogue: 1,0:17:55.65,0:17:59.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,什么 我的念力被推回来了
Dialogue: 1,0:17:59.28,0:18:00.52,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,为什么
Dialogue: 1,0:18:00.52,0:18:02.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,难道是我们过度刺激了她的脑波
Dialogue: 1,0:18:02.84,0:18:06.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,激活了她的「脉轮」吗
Dialogue: 1,0:18:06.06,0:18:07.28,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,是真的
Dialogue: 1,0:18:07.66,0:18:09.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,奶奶是真正的灵媒师
Dialogue: 1,0:18:10.36,0:18:12.14,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,谢谢你 奶奶
Dialogue: 1,0:18:12.14,0:18:14.72,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这样一来 就能把渣男…
Dialogue: 1,0:18:16.16,0:18:17.49,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,揍飞了
Dialogue: 1,0:18:33.54,0:18:35.18,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,怎么回事 我在UFO上吗
Dialogue: 1,0:18:35.59,0:18:37.43,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,超自然君 你没事吧
Dialogue: 1,0:18:37.77,0:18:38.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我们得快逃出这里
Dialogue: 1,0:18:43.74,0:18:44.93,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,好痛
Dialogue: 1,0:18:44.93,0:18:46.51,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你干什么 笨蛋
Dialogue: 1,0:18:46.51,0:18:49.90,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,快给我清醒过来 你这笨蛋
Dialogue: 1,0:18:56.07,0:18:57.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,高速婆婆？
Dialogue: 1,0:18:57.75,0:18:59.94,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你是什么人
Dialogue: 1,0:19:03.57,0:19:05.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,诅咒还没解除
Dialogue: 1,0:19:05.01,0:19:07.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,婆婆的附身明明解除了
Dialogue: 1,0:19:07.07,0:19:10.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那小子的阴茎在老身手里
Dialogue: 1,0:19:10.84,0:19:15.26,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,只要阴茎还在老身手里 那小子的诅咒就无法解除
Dialogue: 1,0:19:15.26,0:19:18.03,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,想拿回去的话 就到隧道来
Dialogue: 1,0:19:18.03,0:19:20.28,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这里对老身来说太远了
Dialogue: 1,0:19:20.28,0:19:25.31,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,在隧道里老身就能尽情消遣你了 花哨婆婆
Dialogue: 1,0:19:25.31,0:19:27.92,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你说谁花哨 臭老太婆
Dialogue: 1,0:19:27.92,0:19:29.27,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,把他的那玩意还来
Dialogue: 1,0:19:32.25,0:19:34.84,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不妙 再不逃出去我们都要死
Dialogue: 1,0:19:35.45,0:19:37.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,给我振作点 你这笨蛋
Dialogue: 1,0:19:37.07,0:19:37.94,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,要逃了
Dialogue: 1,0:19:58.88,0:20:00.21,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,糟透了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:01.42,0:20:03.42,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我相信有外星人了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:03.42,0:20:05.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟都被绑架了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:05.38,0:20:07.38,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我也信有幽灵了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:07.38,0:20:08.77,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟都被诅咒了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:08.77,0:20:11.29,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,接下来怎么办
Dialogue: 1,0:20:11.29,0:20:12.73,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,该怎么办呢
Dialogue: 1,0:20:13.04,0:20:16.97,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不用超能力抑制诅咒的话 你就会失控
Dialogue: 1,0:20:16.97,0:20:17.87,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,非常抱歉
Dialogue: 1,0:20:17.87,0:20:21.70,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我的校服 钱包 手机也都没了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:22.08,0:20:25.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,究竟怎样才能解除诅咒呢
Dialogue: 1,0:20:25.15,0:20:28.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,只能打倒高速婆婆了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:20:28.06,0:20:29.71,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟她是诅咒的源头
Dialogue: 1,0:20:29.71,0:20:31.07,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,原来如此
Dialogue: 1,0:20:31.07,0:20:33.22,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那我去找她一趟
Dialogue: 1,0:20:34.13,0:20:34.93,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,现在就去？
Dialogue: 1,0:20:36.42,0:20:39.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑同学就穿着我的衣服回家吧
Dialogue: 1,0:20:39.01,0:20:41.89,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,等一下 我不在的话你会失控的
Dialogue: 1,0:20:45.75,0:20:50.11,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,事情会变成这样 都是我的错
Dialogue: 1,0:20:50.69,0:20:52.98,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不能再连累绫濑同学了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:52.98,0:20:55.46,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,吊着一口气我也会撑到隧道
Dialogue: 1,0:20:55.46,0:20:57.34,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,接下来我会自己想办法
Dialogue: 1,0:20:58.82,0:21:01.12,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,为什么不叫我一起去
Dialogue: 1,0:21:01.12,0:21:03.91,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,一起经历了那些 我哪能置身事外
Dialogue: 1,0:21:03.91,0:21:06.58,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,刚刚也是 要是我不在你早就死了
Dialogue: 1,0:21:08.39,0:21:09.95,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,这样好吗
Dialogue: 1,0:21:09.95,0:21:12.04,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,就算帮我这种人…
Dialogue: 1,0:21:12.29,0:21:14.03,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,你这性格麻烦死了
Dialogue: 1,0:21:22.63,0:21:24.06,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,好啦 快穿衣服
Dialogue: 1,0:21:26.50,0:21:27.15,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,走吧
Dialogue: 1,0:21:28.01,0:21:28.94,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,对不起
Dialogue: 1,0:21:29.63,0:21:31.81,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我这个人比较笨拙
Dialogue: 1,0:21:33.02,0:21:35.48,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,绫濑同学 你还是穿上衣服吧
Dialogue: 1,0:21:35.48,0:21:37.94,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不然我都没法跟你好好说话
Dialogue: 1,0:21:39.18,0:21:41.76,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不会吧 我怎么心跳加速了
Dialogue: 1,0:21:42.76,0:21:43.62,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,不对
Dialogue: 1,0:21:44.16,0:21:47.85,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,他只是碰巧说出高仓健的台词 害我吓了一跳
Dialogue: 1,0:21:48.58,0:21:50.56,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我要冷静下来
Dialogue: 1,0:21:53.04,0:21:55.57,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,对了 你叫什么来着
Dialogue: 1,0:21:55.57,0:21:58.01,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我不太擅长记名字
Dialogue: 1,0:21:59.97,0:22:01.43,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,我叫高仓健
Dialogue: 1,0:23:42.43,0:23:44.03,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,竟然真的存在外星人
Dialogue: 1,0:23:44.03,0:23:45.74,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,幽灵不也真的存在吗
Dialogue: 1,0:23:45.74,0:23:48.20,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,既然证明了外星人和幽灵的存在
Dialogue: 1,0:23:48.20,0:23:49.61,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,那超自然现象和UMA
Dialogue: 1,0:23:49.61,0:23:52.16,Dial_CH,,0,500,0,,这些被世人视为无稽之谈的东西也…
Dialogue: 1,0:23:50.42,0:23:51.76,Dial_CH,,600,0,0,,好啦 别说了
Dialogue: 1,0:23:51.76,0:23:52.62,Dial_CH,,600,0,0,,预备
Dialogue: 1,0:23:52.62,0:23:55.19,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,下集 「那不是外星人吗」
Dialogue: 1,0:23:55.19,0:23:57.00,Dial_CH,,0,0,0,,喂 你配合一下啊
Dialogue: 1,0:02:11.99,0:02:16.99,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)\bord1.5\pos(710,610)}难道是{\c&H8528F9&}恋爱{\c}的开端
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.99,0:02:16.99,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,250)\1a&HFF&\3c&HC43F20&\bord2\blur3\pos(710,610)}难道是恋爱的开端
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.62,0:23:54.62,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fs100\pos(480,50)}那不是{\c&HFF776D&}外星人{\c}吗
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.86,0:04:36.73,Cmt,,0,0,0,,注：传闻美国超能力部队的一名军官
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.73,0:04:38.59,Cmt,,0,0,0,,注：位于美国犹他州的一座牧场，以超自然和飞碟事件闻名
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.94,0:07:17.33,Cmt,,0,0,0,,注：使被催眠者回溯过去甚至前世的记忆
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.49,0:08:14.60,Cmt,,0,0,0,,注：「TOO SHY SHY BOY!」歌词
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.76,0:05:18.92,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fn3X5QAJML\fs30\c&H144803&\3c&HCDDCD6&\bord1.5\frz15.12\pos(711.585,354.904)}你的力量与潜力还尚未觉醒…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.35,0:05:29.31,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\3c&H0F1D12&\c&H169FA0&\bord2\frz10.16\pos(918.578,424.044)}「美国国防总部五角大楼」终于承认UFO存在!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.13,0:06:38.84,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\c&H642818&\3c&HD8A732&\bord2}奈木综合医院
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.17,0:06:42.38,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\frz1.5\pos(632.889,207.994)}超自然君
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.52,0:07:41.23,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fnVZVV7QFY\c&H020229&\3c&H656F49&\bord3}禁止入内
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.88,0:11:36.09,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\frz1.5\pos(632.889,207.994)}超自然君
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.38,0:15:43.97,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\c&H33C2D2&\3c&HA13A33&\bord2\pos(569.778,196.666)\frz5.9}不被承认的世界!!揭秘UFO不为人知的光与影
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.92,0:18:24.50,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\an9\c&H642818&\3c&HD8A732&\bord2}奈木综合医院
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.56,0:22:11.98,Scr,,0,0,0,,{\fnFIIGM0K4\fs60\an9\c&H1111F3&\pos(1220,35)}超自然武装\N{\fs70\1a&HFF&\t(478,520,\1a&H00&)}当哒{\1a&HFF&\t(729,770,\1a&H00&)}当