オレは逃げたんだ
I ran away.
足がすくんで 動けなかったんだ
My legs froze and I couldn't move.
The past will be only too happy to chase you.
過去ってやつはお構いなしに君のことを追い回
What happened?
それ どうして…
ちょっと 斬り裂き魔に…
The Slasher kind of...
というわけでバンザ～イ
And so...banzai!
急げ！
Hurry!
You're not thinking of joining the Dollars, are you?
ダラーズに入りたいなんて 思ってる？
No way.
いやぁ～ まさか…
You can't run from the past, Masaomi.
正臣は過去から 逃げられないよ
Don't!
よせ！
「世界は虚構だ」って 偉い人が言った
Some great person once said, "The world is a construct of the mind."
I think.
たぶん 言ったはず
言ってなくても 似たような言葉は誰かが言ってるに違いない
Even if he didn't say it, I'm sure someone said something like it.
ラッシャ～イ
Hey, welcome!
ヒサシ～ブリ よう来たナ～
Long time no see. Thanks for coming.
安いヨ サービスするヨ 門田シャチョ～
It's cheap.
I'll give you a discount, boss Kadota.
Who here's a boss?
誰が社長だ 誰が
いちばん安い握り ５人前
Oh yeah, five plates of your cheapest sushi.
あいよ
Alright.
So, what does the head of the Gold Bandannas want with us?
で オレらになんの用だ？ 黄巾賊のヘッドが
うちらにとって 虚構の世界は現実と同じぐらい大切な遊び場
For us, the world of fiction is a playground that's just as important as reality.
Fiction and reality are equally valuable, so it's not like we hate reality.
虚構と現実は等価であって… だから 現実が嫌いなわけじゃない
その黄巾賊のヘッドがダラーズのメンバーに話があると言えば 分かりますよね？
You'd understand if he said that he wants to talk with the Dollars, right?
まあ いいか 言っておくが
Fine, then.
I'll say this in advance, but we don't know much and the Slasher's attacked our members, too.
オレらだって 詳しくは知らねぇし
斬り裂き魔にゃ こっちの人間だって やられてんだ
紀田には むしろそのへんの誤解を解いてもらえると助かるんだがな
It'd be a great help to us if you could clear up that misunderstanding, Kida.
Well, I...
それは…
Drink tea?
お茶 飲む カテキン イイヨ～
Catechin is good.
Hot!
熱っ！
It's okay, boss.
大丈夫 門田シャチョ～
If you clear your mind of all worldly thoughts, even flames feel cool.
「心頭滅却スレバ 火もマタ冷たい」
Don't angry.
怒る ダメ
It's WEEEALLY hot.
アッチッチヨ～
I bet you really do know how to speak Japanese.
お前… ほんとは日本語 分かってるんじゃねぇだろうな
Anyway, it's crazy that you can hold on to those hot tea mugs.
つうか よくこんな熱い湯飲みを握れるよな
You might be the only ones thinking that.
それは… そう思っているのは 門田さんたちだけかもしれない
Huh?
The Dollars have neither a vertical nor horizontal hierarchy, right?
ダラーズは横のつながりも 縦のつながりもないチームじゃないですか
So there might be a secret faction that you don't know about.
だから あなたたちの知らないところで
勝手に斬り裂き魔をやっている派閥があるのかもしれない
それこそ ほかのメンバーを斬れば 疑いも掛からない
And if they slash their own members, no one will suspect them.
I see.
なるほど
Well, I guess that makes sense.
まあ 筋は通ってるわな
で 動機はなんだ？
And? What's their motive?
What's the point in destroying the Gold Bandannas by posing as the Slasher if they aren't motivated by greed or making a name for themselves.
名を売る目的でもなく金も動いてねぇ集団が 斬り裂き魔というかたちで 黄巾賊をつぶすことに
なんの意味がある？
If I knew that, then there wouldn't be any problem and we could assume it's just a grudge.
それが分かれば 苦労はしないし
私怨だってありえるかも
私怨だぁ？ 黄巾賊が昔 ダラーズともめたって話は聞いてないが…
A grudge?
I haven't heard of any fights between the Gold Bandannas and the Dollars.
Not with the Dollars.
ダラーズとは… でしょ？
The Blue Squares...
ブルースクウェア…
Kida...
紀田…
I haven't forgotten what they did to us, and even though that incident was basically settled,
あのチームがオレらにやったことは忘れてないし
例の事件で 一応収まりがついたけど
それで 恨みが消えたわけじゃない
that doesn't mean my hatred for them has vanished.
そう思っています
That's what I think.
それで オレのところに来たわけか…
So that's why you've come to us?
Hey, you understand, don't you, Kadota?
なあ 門田さんなら分かるでしょ？
I want you to tell me the name of the Dollars' boss.
ダラーズのボスを教えてほしい
If possible, I'd get some of your old friends—guys from the Blue Squares who're in the Dollars—
できるなら ダラーズの中に あんたの昔の仲間が…
ブルースクウェアのヤツらが何人…
Don't, Kida.
やだなぁ 紀田君
ダメっすよ 現実と妄想をゴチャゴチャにしちゃ…
Don't go mixing fantasy with reality like that.
Huh?
The Blue Squares never existed.
ブルースクウェアなんて 存在しなかった
Let's leave it at that.
それでいいんじゃないっすか？
You're—You're saying that Saki was attacked by a group that never existed, leaving her hospitalized—
沙樹は… 沙樹は存在しないヤツらにリンチされて 今も病院に…
That's right.
そうだよ 君の元カノは存在しない連中にやられたんだよ
Your ex-girlfriend was attacked by a group that didn't exist.
それでいいじゃん
That's good enough.
Karisawa, you're about to make me angry!
狩沢さん 怒りますよ！
もう 怒ってるじゃない
You already are angry, aren't you?
それに ゆまっちは君より先に怒ってるよ
Besides, Yuma-chi got angry before you did.
So you're even.
だから これはイーブン
Just like how you're angry about what happened to your girlfriend,
紀田君が彼女の件に怒りを感じているように
ダラーズを斬り裂き魔だなんて疑ってることに 怒りを感じる人もいるってこと
some people are angry that others say the Slasher is colluding with the Dollars.
If you don't think we're all even based on that, then you shouldn't have brought up this topic.
それを踏まえたうえで イーブンってことで収められないなら
話を持ち出すべきじゃないよ
It's true that we have some debts to pay.
確かに 私たちにも負い目はあるけどさ
If you, who ran away—unlike Dotachin, who saved Saki—want to bring up the past again,
その沙樹ちゃんを助け出したドタチンに対して
逃げた君が その過去を引きずり出そうっていうなら
we're going to dispel that past form this world by saying it was a product of our imaginations.
そんな過去は いくらでも妄想の産物として別世界に追いやらせてもらうよ
If reality is as equally valuable as fiction, then you should just chalk up the parts of the past you don't need to your imagination.
現実と虚構が等価なら
いらない現実は妄想にしちゃえばいい
That's how we do things.
それがうちらのやり方
You're wrong, Karisawa.
違うっすよ 狩沢さん
えっ？ 違った？
What? I am?
ブルースクウェアってチームが仮にあったとして
Assuming that the Blue squares did exist, they're the ones who were attacked first.
あのエピソードのとき 最初にリンチに遭ったのはブルースクウェアの方っすよ
And yet, they were just protesting against being unfairly labeled as the bad guys.
なのに なんか一方的に悪者扱いされてるのに 抗議してるだけっす
Oh, yeah!
あっ そうか
I'm so embarrassed!
恥ずかしい～ 今の私って 超恥ずかし固め～！
I'm so totally embarrassed!
I'm...sorry.
すいません… でした…
No, we're also to blame.
いやいや こっちこそ 悪かったっすよ
沙樹ちゃんの件は 本当に申し訳なかったと思ってるっすから
We truly regret the whole Saki incident.
No, I should be thanking you for what you did back there.
いえ あなたたちにはむしろ お礼を言わなきゃいけないのに…
お前が恨んでたとしても構わねぇさ
We'd understand even if you did hate us...
中学生のガキに オレたちはそれだけのことをやっちまったんだからな
...since we did all that to a mere middle schooler.
But you didn't do anything wrong, Kadota...
だから 門田さんは何も…
どんなに消そうとしても てめぇのかかわったことからは逃げられねぇさ
No matter how much you want to, you can't erase the fact that you had a part in it.
で あえて言わせてもらうけどよ
Anyway, I'll be up-front about this: I don't know who our boss is, nor do I have any intentions of finding that out.
ボスについてはオレも知らねぇし 探るつもりもねぇ
Also, I'll say it again.
そして もう一回言うが
斬り裂き魔とダラーズは関係ないし
The Slasher has nothing to do with the Dollars, and we have no reason to start a fight with the Gold Bandannas.
黄巾賊といがみ合う理由もない
そうですか…
I understand.
Come to think of it, there is one guy who knows our boss.
そういや 一人いたな ダラーズのボスを知ってるってヤツが
Who is it?!
誰ですか？
Hold on!
待てよ だから 聞いてどうする？ って話だ
What's the point of asking him?
Supposing that you find out our boss's name from that guy, do you plan on having a leisurely talk over some tea?
お前がボスの名前をそいつから聞いたとして
のこのこ茶ぁ飲みに行って 話し合いでもするつもりか？
それとも 黄巾賊使って ガラさらうか？
Or maybe you'll have some Gold Bandanna members kidnap him?
I'm just after the Slasher.
オレは斬り裂き魔を追いたいだけです
Is that the consensus of all the Gold Bandannas?
そりゃあよ 黄巾賊の総意か？
Huh?
昔みたいに お前が下の連中しっかり仕切ってんなら
I'll cooperate as long as I know that you can keep your subordinates in line like in the old days.
オレも信用して 協力するよ
だけどな お前が離れている間に あいつら 変わっちまった
However, they've changed in your absence.
You can't say that you haven't noticed.
気づいてねぇとは言わせねぇぞ
I...still view them—the members of the Gold Bandannas—as my friends.
オレは あいつらのことを… 黄巾賊をまだ仲間だと思ってるんです
You don't even know what to do, do you?
どうすりゃいいのか 自分でもよく分かってねぇんだろ
Assuming it was the work of the Dollars, does that even concern you now?
だいたい ダラーズの仕業だとして
それこそ 今のお前には関係ないことじゃねぇのか？
It's because of these gang wars that you...
組織同士の抗争…
そういうのが嫌で
お前は… 逃げました
...ran away.
But the reality you thought you dispelled tends to come back in different forms.
でも 追いやったはずの現実は
時にいびつな形で舞い戻ってくる
However, this time it's not only my friends in the Gold Bandannas.
だけど 今回は黄巾賊の仲間だけじゃないんですよ
Huh?
黄巾賊とも オレの過去とも関係のない
This time, someone important to me who had nothing to do with either the Gold Bandannas or my past was attacked.
大事な人が… 襲われた
それが許せない
I can't forgive that.
それは お前の…
Isn't that your—
Yes, it's my own problem.
そう オレ個人の問題なんです
I'm just using the Gold Bandannas as an excuse to solve my own personal problem.
それを解決するために あいつらを… 黄巾賊を言い訳に使っているだけなんです
I won't say anything, since you realize all that.
そこまで自覚してんなら 何も言わねぇ
あとは その… ボスのことを知ってるヤツと ボスの判断に任せるとするさ
All we can do now is leave it up to the discretion of our boss and the guy who knows him.
Eh?
However!
ただし… だ それでも お前らがオレたちダラーズを完全な敵と認めるなら…
If, after that, you still view us as your one-and-only enemy...
If I still view you as that... What?
認めるなら… なんですか？
We'll take you up on your offer to fight.
売られたケンカは受けて立つぜ
You're prepared for that, right?
お前もその覚悟はあんだろうな？
復讐ってもん旗印にする以上
You understand that as long as you wave the flag of vengeance,
お前らの年によくやらかすガキのケンカとは 話が変わるってことは 理解してんだろうな？
this will be different from some sandlot scuffle kids your age engage in, don't you?
I...
オレは…
You're scaring the other customers.
ほかの客が怖がる
そういう話は表でやれ
Take that kind of talk outside.
Here you are.
出来たヨ～ クレムリン握り ５丁ネ～
Five orders of Kremlin hand-rolled sushi, boss.
シャチョ～さん！ ケンカする
You fight?
That's because you're hungry.
おなか減ってるからヨ～
スシ食って おなかイッパイ
Eat sushi and fill your stomachs.
夢イッパイ
Fulfill your dreams.
人間サマの胃袋夢工場ネ～！
The human stomach is a dream factory.
ニィ～！
Thanks, Simon.
ありがとよ サイモン
い… いただきます
Th-Th-Thanks for the food.
That owner's insane!
ヤバス… 店長 ヤバス！
ねえねえ これって 普通に殺人未遂じゃない？
Hey, isn't this usually called attempted murder?
いや～ 包丁ってこんなに深く突き刺さるんっすね～
Well, I guess knives can cut that deep.
Bluurghhh!
See you, Kida.
じゃあな 紀田
くれぐれも半端な考え 起こすんじゃねぇぞ
Make sure you don't half-ass anything from here on out.
しっかし あの店長 マジで危ねぇよな
That owner really is crazy, huh?
一歩 ずれてりゃ お陀仏だったぞ
If that had missed by even a bit, I would've been done for.
ごめん 私は ちょっと かっこいいと思った
Sorry, but I thought he was kind of cool.
Me, too.
オレもっす
包丁をオモチャにするなといきりたつ
He made me think of a protagonist in a food manga who does Sambo and tells people not to play with knives.
料理漫画の主人公とコマンドサンボで 対決する姿が思い浮かんだっす
Maybe he's a former martial arts instructor for the Russian military who fought with the mafia and is now hiding under the guise of a sushi chef!
かくして 我々の中では
店長はマフィアと戦った
元ロシア軍の格闘技の教官という設定に…
世を忍ぶ仮の姿として 寿司屋を営んでるのかも
だったら 「露西亜寿し」なんて目立つ店を開くわけねぇだろうが
If that were true, he'd never open such a conspicuous store like Russia Sushi.
ホラダ… ホラダ…
Horada, Horada...
なんっすか？ 門田さん
What's that, Kadota?
新手の呪詛っすか？
Are you chanting some kind of curse?
And so Dotachin sang out, "Horada, Horada!"
ドタチンはホラダホラダを唱えた！
Is it a binding spell, or maybe a summoning one?
束縛系か 召還系？
It might be an electrical attack one.
ふふ～ん 電撃系かも
Kida told you already!
さっき 紀田が言ってたろ
Well, even after what happened before, investigating the Dollars won't lead to anything about the Slasher.
さっきはああ言ったが
ダラーズを探っても 斬り裂き魔は出てこねぇって
I... No, we think differently.
オレは…
いや オレたちはそう思ってません
What?
何？
There's a rumor that the black biker is in the Dollars.
例の黒バイクがダラーズだって噂があります
Huh?
なんで 黒バイクが出てくる？
What's the black biker have to do with this?
オレたちは ゆうべ 信じられないものを見たんですよ
Last night, we saw something unbelievable.
I see.
なるほどな 黒バイクが日本刀持ったヤツを逃がしたってことは
You're saying that the black biker is the Slasher's accomplice because she helped it escape?
斬り裂き魔とグルだと…
Moreover, the black biker attacked Horada.
それに… 法螺田ってヤツが前にも黒バイクにやられたって
Horada?
ホラダ？
Horada...
ホラダ…
Ah, so that's why you were saying, "Horada, Hora."
ああ～ それで ホラダホラ
どうしたのよ？ 変に考え込んじゃって
What's wrong? Why are you lost in thought all of a sudden?
It's no big deal, but... That's right, I might be wrong...
大したことじゃねぇんだが…
そうだよな 違うかもしれねぇし…
Wrong about what?
何がっすか？
いや 昔の知り合いの中にそんな名前のヤツがいた気がしたんだけどな…
No, I just feel like I knew a guy with that name...
It all makes sense if there's a faction that's friends with the black biker and they're targeting the Gold Bandannas.
ダラーズに黒バイクを仲間とする派閥があって
そいつらが黄巾賊を狙い撃ちしているとしたら つじつまが合う
Hey, Yuma-chi, isn't there something wrong with this conversation?
ねえ ゆまっち 今の話って おかしいよねぇ？
What about it?
何がっすか？
斬り裂き魔って 前 あの黒バイクが始末してたじゃん
Didn't the black biker take care of the Slasher earlier?
Togusa also ran it over.
渡草さんも 車ではねたし…
In the end, Shizu-chan finished it off.
最後はシズちゃんにつぶされて…
But then, there was that night when fifty people got slashed...
でも その後 ひと晩に５０件も同時に起こったのは…
Maybe it's those victims?
ああ でも そいつらも…
Whichever it is, the Slasher won't come around ever again.
どっちにしろ 斬り裂き魔はもう出てこねぇ
ヤツらは平和島静雄にケンカを売ったんだと
They wanted to fight with Heiwajima Shizuo.
どうなったかは 分かるな？
You know how that ended, right?
But...
でも…
これがダラーズのボスを知ってるヤツの電話番号だ
This is the number of the guy who knows our boss.
Do with it what you wish.
あとは 好きにしろ
Cheer up.
I'll lose customers if you leave all depressed. Eat up, and leave with a cheerful expression.
辛気臭い面は客が逃げる
それでも食って 明るい顔で店出てけ
あ… ありがとうございます
Thank you very much.
Fights aren't good.
ダメヨ～ ケンカ
You're happy enough, so don't take away the happiness of others.
君ら 十分幸せダカラ
人の幸せ 取っちゃダメ
You should share it.
分けてあげると イイヨ～
Hey, I just learned this:
ネエ 最近 覚えたヨ
「情けない人は ダメナマズ」！
"Parity is a good invention."
What does it mean?
「情けは人の為ならず」だろうが
You mean, "Charity is a good investment."
Are you an invention, Kida?
紀田の坊チャン ナマズなの？
ネエネエ ネエ！
Are you? Are you?
This is really good.
うまいっすね これ…
I'm bored.
退屈だ
Having nothing to do certainly is boring.
何もやることがないというのは 実に退屈だ
Can I punch you?
殴っていい？
That's fine by me. I'm paying you, aren't I?
いいじゃん その分 給料払ってんだから
この 粟楠会に送ったチョコレートって 何？
Why'd you send chocolate to the Awakusu Association?
拳銃だけど 何か？
It was a gun, but so what?
C'mon, you knew that guy ran off with some handguns from the Asakusu Association six months ago, didn't you?
いやぁ ほら 半年ぐらい前
粟楠会から拳銃盗んで 逃げたヤツがいたろ？
Oh, the guy who that detestable dullahan was chasing.
ああ～ 忌まわしいデュラハンが追っかけてたヤツね
ああ そのときの拳銃はほとんどセルティが回収して 事なきを得たんだけど
Celty found and returned most of them without any problems, but one still hasn't been recovered.
まだ １丁見つかってないんだよね
That's why...
だから…
I figured you'd be calling me sometime soon.
やあ そろそろ掛かってくると思っていたよ
はったり？
A scam?
Yeah, of course.
ああ いいとも
Okay. I'll be right there.
はい じゃあ すぐ伺います
In the end, he was the only one who couldn't run from his past.
結局 過去から逃げられないのは自分だけ
「世界は記号だ」って 偉い人が言った
Some great person once said, "The world is a symbol."
I think.
たぶん 言ったはず
Even if he didn't say it, I'm sure someone said something like it.
言ってなくても 似たような言葉は誰かが言ってるに違いない
What a nostalgic expression.
懐かしい表情だね
It's the same as that face you made before.
昔の君の顔だ
Even though you were only a middle schooler, that expression was maturity incarnate.
中学生だったのに その表情は大人そのものだった
While waxing nostalgic about those times, why don't I greet you like this?
そのころを懐かしみながら オレはあえて 君にこうあいさつしよう
Welcome back.
おかえり
I know what you're going to ask.
聞きたいことは分かってるつもりだよ
Well, I could've just answered over the phone, but...
まあ 電話で答えてあげても よかったんだけど
I doubt the gravity of the matter was appropriate.
そんな軽い話にはならなそうだったからねぇ
君の友達が斬られたんだって？
I hear your friend was slashed?
Her name's Sonohara Anri, isn't it?
名前は確か… 園原杏里ちゃんだったっけか
It seems like this girl is much more important to you than your buddies in the Gold Bandannas.
黄巾賊の子たちより 君にとっては この女の子の方が重要みたいだね
Long, long ago, a boy influenced by manga and TV dramas decided to start a group called the Gold Bandannas.
昔むかし 漫画とドラマに感化された少年が
黄巾賊っていうグループをつくりました
The Gold Bandannas fought with another group that used blue as their distinguishing color, and got into trouble.
黄巾賊は 青色を旗印にする もう一つのグループと抗争になり
Let's fight!
Come at me if you want.
窮地に立ちました
そこに 颯爽と現れたのが 天才軍師…
And then a brilliant military strategist came on the scene.
Why are they all pretty girls?
おい なんで全部美少女なんだ？
However, it wasn't Zhuge Liang, but actually Cao Cao.
ところが それは諸葛孔明ではなく むしろ曹操？
Meanwhile, the gang they were hunting down captured his princess, and although the boy tried to save her, he got scared and—
そうこうするうちに 追い詰められた一方のグループは少年の大切なお姫様をさらい
少年は助けに行こうとしましたが
途中で怖くなって…
Suppose the girl you liked were caught up in the Gold Bandannas' fight and injured...
もし 黄巾賊の抗争に巻き込まれて 君の好きな女の子が大ケガをしたんだとしたら
I see, I see.
なるほど なるほど
It'd be exactly like that incident with Saki.
確かに これは沙樹ちゃんの件と同じ状況だね
Is this what you're thinking:
君はこう思ってるんじゃないか？
「自分は確かに沙樹のことが好きだったはずだ 」
"I was supposed to be in love with Saki, but I got scared and couldn't save her."
「だけど 怖くて 彼女を助けることができなかった」
"Maybe my love for her wasn't real?"
「自分の愛は偽りだったのか？」
「彼女の体が目当てだったのだろうか？」
"Maybe I just liked her for her body."
"Maybe I don't like her as much as I thought I did."
「自分は自分が思っているほどに彼女のことが 好きじゃなかったんじゃないか？」ってね
He sure can fire that stuff off.
よくも まあ ポンポンと…
Or maybe you actually want it to be that way now.
やがて それはむしろ そうであってほしいという願望に変わった
If that's so, then you should be able to risk your life for the girl you love and fight.
ならば 本当に好きな子のためなら
自分は命を懸けて戦えるはずだ
Sonohara Anri's your touchstone for that, right?
その試金石なんだろう？ 園原杏里って子は
If that's what you want to believe, go ahead.
臨也さんがそう思ってるなら それでいいっすよ
Huh?
それでも オレはやり遂げたいだけなんです
I just want to see this through.
Your revenge on the Slasher?
斬り裂き魔への復讐？
Or the annihilation of the Dollars?
それともダラーズの壊滅？
Depending on your answer, it could be both.
臨也さんの答えしだいじゃ 両方になります
I like how you've made up your mind.
いい覚悟だねぇ 分かった！
I get it.
This is all so you can move on.
君が前に進むためだ
That's why I'll gladly tell you the facts about the truth, and the reality you can't do anything about.
だから オレは喜んで 君に事実にして 真実
そして どうしようもない現実というものを教え込んであげよう
This is an example of how three separate entities can coalesce into one, according to the times.
本来 この三つは異なる存在だが
時には同一になるという例だ
By the way, how's Mikado doing?
ところで 帝人君は元気かい？
Huh?
C'mon, you introduced me to him this spring.
ほら～ 今年の春に紹介してくれたじゃないか
Your friend, Ryugamine Mikado.
君の友達 竜ヶ峰帝人君だよ
What does he have to do with this?
なんで ここで帝人の名前が出てくるんですか？
Well, I figured he'd be really concerned about your situation.
いやぁ 彼も今の状況をすごく心配してるんじゃないかと思ってね
He's got nothing to do with this!
あいつは関係ないでしょう
I've never told him about my involvement with the Gold Bandannas, and he's as immature but super-energetic as always.
あいつには黄巾賊のことは話してないし
いつもどおり おくてだけど超元気っすよ
He lives every day like he enjoys it.
楽しそうに毎日を生きてますよ
Ooh, maybe you're jealous of the peaceful life he's leading.
へえ～ そんな平和な日常を送る彼に嫉妬しちゃったりしてる？
That's why I'm telling you he has nothing to do with this!
だから あいつには関係のない話だから…
And what if he does?
関係あるとしたら？
Huh?
Oh, I see. So Mikado's doing well, huh?
そうか そうか 帝人君は元気か
So, he's enjoying life that much even though he's the reason his friend is suffering?
友達がこんなに苦しんでるのに
その原因になってる彼は楽しく人生を謳歌してるわけだ
Wait a minute! What you mean by that, Izaya?!
ちょっと待て！ どういうことっすか？ 臨也さん
You know what I mean. Your BFF Ryugamine Mikado is the leader of the Dollars.
もう分かってるくせに ダラーズのボスは君の大事な大親友 竜ヶ峰帝人君さ
Although you may be the only one who thinks you're friends.
もっとも 親友と思ってるのは君だけかも…
Reality is such a pain.
現実はいつもやっかいだ
Those of us who were fed up with that kind of reality decided to remake it.
やっかいな現実に辟易として
うちらは世界をつくり直すことにした
We'd set up a partition,
壁をつくって 大切なものとゴミを峻別して
separate what's important to us from what was trash,
put only the things we loved on our side,
うちっかわには大好きなものだけを集めて
and got rid of the rest.
ほかは全部追いやった
It wasn't that bad once we started!
やってみたら 案外平気だった
We found that we could make a world completely out of moe, tsundere, and boy's love!
世界は 萌えと ツンデレと ボーイズラブだけでつくれる！
It was an incredible discovery!
すごい発見！
That's the only way to do a good job of separating fiction from reality.
それが唯一虚構と現実の折り合いをつける上手なやり方
Did you hear?
Apparently, the Gold Bandannas and the Dollars got in another fight.
Again...?
How scary.
It was just the kind of scuffle they always have, wasn't it?
それが 今度は黄巾賊のアジトを直接襲ったそうなんです
I heard that this time they attacked the Gold Bandannas' hideout directly.
How bold of them.
You know,
there's also the headless rider.
What if she's partnered up with the Slasher and attacked the Gold Bandannas' secret base?
Uh...
What's wrong, Setton?
This again...
There's no way even you'd believe that, Kanra.
That's just nonsense.
Saika has entered the chat room.
What are you all talking about?
We're talking about anime. (lol)
Saika has entered the chat room.
No we're not, Setton.
Saika, we're talking about what's happening with the new special effects movie.
Oh, I see.
You too, Tanaka Taro...?
It's really interesting.
面白いですよ
They've changed producers twice so far this year, and all the scriptwriters have been replaced!
今年のは 特にプロデューサーが二度変わって
脚本家が総入れ替えになったとか
I'll make sure to check it out.
By the way...
This is just gossip, but...
What is it?
I've heard that the Gold Bandannas' shogun wants to meet with the boss of the Dollars!
黄巾賊の将軍がダラーズのボスに 直接対決を申し込むって話があるんです
本当に？
Really?!
Masaomi!
正臣～！
What's up? You didn't stop by my classroom before leaving.
うちのクラス寄らずに帰るなんて どうしたんだよ？
Well, I've got stuff to do...
ああ ちょっとな…
Also, you were absent yesterday, so...
昨日も休んだし…
You look all better.
すっかりよさそうだな
あの… 紀田君…
Um, Kida...
Ah, there you are!
あっ いた いた！
Takeguchi?
滝口…
Ryugamine, did you tell anyone that I'm in the Dollars?!
竜ヶ峰 オレがダラーズだってこと 誰かに言った？
紀田も！
How about you, Kida?!
What are you talking about?
なんだっての？
Oh, you don't know?
知らない？ ダラーズが黄巾賊ともめてるって…
The Dollars are fighting with the Gold Bandannas again.
Some guy was asking people about me today.
今日 よそのヤツがオレのこと聞きまわってたらしいんだ
I haven't told anybody.
僕は誰にも言ってないよ
Me neither.
オレもだ
Okay, then.
ならいいんだ じゃあな！
See you!
うん
Uh, okay.
Bye.
バ～イ！
I've got to go, too.
じゃあ オレもここで
What? Let's go home together...
えっ？ 一緒に帰ろうよ
Something just came up.
ちょっちヤボ用でな
My ardent female fans just won't leave me alone.
熱烈な女性ファンたちがオレを自由にしてくれないんでな 察してくれ
Guess.
See you!
じゃあな～
Masaomi...
正臣…
Got it? No more fighting!
いいか 小競り合いは禁止だ
Even if you're provoked, bear with it.
あおられても 我慢しろ
But, Shogun...
でも 将軍…
Don't give them a reason to take advantage of you.
相手につけ込まれる理由を与えるな
If you think the Slasher is part of the Dollars, then go get some evidence!
斬り裂き魔がダラーズだってんなら 証拠を集めろ
Shogun!
将軍 ダラーズのボスについて 知り合いを当たってみるっつってましたが
You said you'd meet with the Dollars' boss; did you learn anything from that?
何か分かりましたか？
No.
いや
There are some here who say they can't tolerate being looked down on anymore after that incident two days ago.
おとといの件で なめられっぱなしは 我慢できねぇって連中もいます
If they go out of control...
もし そいつらが暴走しちまったら…
If that happens, I'll prepare for the worst.
そんときはオレも腹をくくるよ
Why don't I tell you how you got into this mess?
なんでこんな目に遭うか 教えてやろう
It's because you don't have a color.
お前ら 色がないからだ
You'd be naïve to think that you're safe just because...
色がないのは 安全だと思ってたろ？
...you don't have a color!
甘いんだよ！
In reality, no one will help you if you don't have a color.
色がないヤツなんて 現実じゃ誰も助けてくれねぇ
An organization where no one's bound by anyone...
お互い縛りのない組織…
As if!
なんてぇのは
しょせん ネットのお遊びでしか成り立たねぇんだよ！
After all, it's nothing more than some people playing around on the Internet!
んなもん 現実からは駆逐してやる！ オレら 黄巾賊がな！
I'll remove that crap from reality!
We're the Gold Bandannas.
Sometimes, reality employs plot developments befitting a poorly constructed 2-D production.
現実は時々下手くそな二次創作みたいな展開に成り下がる
Masaomi?
正臣？
Takeguchi...
滝口がな… 黄巾賊にやられた
Eh?
...was attacked by the Gold Bandannas.
Takeguchi was?!
滝口君が…
I'm going to visit him in the hospital.
見舞い行ってくる
Why couldn't I stop back then?
あのとき どうして僕はやめなかったんだろう？
What do I know about the Dollars?
僕はダラーズの何を知ってるっていうんだろう？
こうしていれば 日常に変わりはない
At this rate, nothing about everyday life will change.
But...
でも…
Next Time: At A Loss
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