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Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.36,0:20:59.32,STAFF,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,350)\fs39\fsp10\pos(1258,552)}校对
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.36,0:20:59.32,STAFF,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,350)\pos(1428,548)\fs50\fsp11.5\fscx90\fscy90}Senren
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.36,0:20:59.32,STAFF,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,350)\fs39\fsp10\pos(1258,640)}后期
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.36,0:20:59.32,STAFF,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,350)\pos(1428,636)\fs50\fsp0\fscx87\fscy90}natsukage
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.36,0:20:59.32,STAFF,,0,0,0,,{\fad(300,350)\fs39\fsp0\pos(1328,728)\an9}字幕制作
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Comment: 0,0:20:51.06,0:20:51.10,EDEN,,0,0,0,,~Ending~：Freddie Mercury「The Great Pretender」
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.95,0:21:02.37,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}Oh yes I'm the great pretender.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:04.41,0:21:09.25,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}Pretending I'm doing well.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:10.83,0:21:17.85,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\t(982,1316,1,\c&H96B9EC&)}My need is such I pretend too much.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:17.85,0:21:23.72,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\c&H96B9EC&}I'm lonely but no one can tell.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:31.65,0:21:41.95,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HEBCB9F&}Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:41.95,0:21:48.79,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:48.79,0:21:54.50,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}Just laughing and gay like a clown.
Dialogue: 1,0:21:55.82,0:22:03.01,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HCAB290&}I seem to be what I'm not you see.
Dialogue: 1,0:22:03.01,0:22:09.70,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HCAB290&\t(4733,5108,1,\c&HC2E8E7&)}I'm wearing my heart like a crown.
Dialogue: 1,0:22:09.70,0:22:17.48,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\c&HD0F3F2&\t(8100,8470,0.8,\c&H370F01&)}Pretending that you're still around.
Dialogue: 1,0:22:17.48,0:22:24.99,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,0)\c&H370F01&)}Pretending that you're still around.
Dialogue: 1,0:22:24.99,0:22:28.95,EDEN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,350)\c&H061AAD&}Pretending that you're still around.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.95,0:21:02.37,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}Oh yes I'm the great pretender.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.41,0:21:09.25,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}Pretending I'm doing well.
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Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.85,0:21:23.72,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}I'm lonely but no one can tell.
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Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.95,0:21:48.79,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H8A3613&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.79,0:21:54.50,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H8A3613&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}Just laughing and gay like a clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.82,0:22:03.01,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}I seem to be what I'm not you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.01,0:22:09.70,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}I'm wearing my heart like a crown.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.70,0:22:17.48,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&\t(8100,8470,0.8,\3c&HFFFFFF&)}Pretending that you're still around.
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Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.99,0:22:28.95,EDEN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,350)\blur2\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\3a&HFF&\1a&HFF&)}Pretending that you're still around.
Dialogue: 1,0:20:56.95,0:21:02.37,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}没错  我是技术精湛的演员
Dialogue: 1,0:21:04.41,0:21:09.25,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}假装自己过得很好
Dialogue: 1,0:21:10.83,0:21:17.85,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\t(982,1316,1,\c&H96B9EC&)}此即我所需  过度伪装自己
Dialogue: 1,0:21:17.85,0:21:23.72,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\c&H96B9EC&}我的孤独  无人知晓
Dialogue: 1,0:21:31.65,0:21:41.95,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HEBCB9F&}过于现实  当我察觉到我的心有事无法隐藏
Dialogue: 1,0:21:41.95,0:21:48.79,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}没错  我是技术精湛的演员
Dialogue: 1,0:21:48.79,0:21:54.50,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)}像个小丑一样开怀大笑
Dialogue: 1,0:21:55.82,0:22:03.01,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HCAB290&}似乎你眼中的我并非真实
Dialogue: 1,0:22:03.01,0:22:09.70,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\c&HCAB290&\t(4733,5108,1,\c&HC2E8E7&)}如同戴上皇冠一般  展露我的心
Dialogue: 1,0:22:09.70,0:22:17.48,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\c&HD0F3F2&\t(8100,8470,0.8,\c&H370F01&)}装作你还在我身边
Dialogue: 1,0:22:17.48,0:22:24.99,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,0)\c&H370F01&)}装作你还在我身边
Dialogue: 1,0:22:24.99,0:22:28.95,EDCN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,350)\c&H061AAD&}装作你还在我身边
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.95,0:21:02.37,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}没错  我是技术精湛的演员
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.41,0:21:09.25,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}假装自己过得很好
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.83,0:21:17.85,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&\t(980,981,1,\3a&H96&)}此即我所需  过度伪装自己
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.85,0:21:23.72,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H96&\1a&HFF&}我的孤独  无人知晓
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.65,0:21:41.95,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H64&\1a&HFF&}过于现实  当我察觉到我的心有事无法隐藏
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.95,0:21:48.79,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H8A3613&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}没错  我是技术精湛的演员
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.79,0:21:54.50,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H8A3613&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}像个小丑一样开怀大笑
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.82,0:22:03.01,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}似乎你眼中的我并非真实
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.01,0:22:09.70,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,200)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&}如同戴上皇冠一般  展露我的心
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.70,0:22:17.48,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(200,0)\blur2\bord2\3c&H000000&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&\t(8100,8470,0.8,\3c&HFFFFFF&)}装作你还在我身边
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.48,0:22:24.99,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,0)\blur2\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\3a&H32&\1a&HFF&)}装作你还在我身边
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.99,0:22:28.95,EDCN,shad,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,350)\blur2\bord2\3c&HE0ECF3&\3a&H50&\1a&HFF&)}装作你还在我身边
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Ruby,,0,0,0,,~Title~
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Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Ruby,,0,0,0,,~Ruby~
Dialogue: 1,0:10:32.89,0:10:35.20,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1000,966)}Eddie
Dialogue: 1,0:10:32.89,0:10:35.20,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1198,966)}Cassano
Dialogue: 1,0:11:55.90,0:11:57.15,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1016,966)}Laurent
Dialogue: 1,0:12:01.42,0:12:03.78,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1004.8,966)}Edamame
Dialogue: 1,0:12:04.83,0:12:07.16,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1072,966)}Edamura
Dialogue: 1,0:13:55.87,0:13:57.93,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(740,966)}DiCaprio
Dialogue: 1,0:16:15.83,0:16:22.54,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\fad(1380,0)\pos(1446,966)}魔法
Dialogue: 1,0:16:22.54,0:16:24.80,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\fsp20\pos(1060,966)}樱花魔法
Dialogue: 1,0:18:42.10,0:18:44.60,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(822,966)}Salazar
Dialogue: 1,0:20:49.23,0:20:51.06,Ruby,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1016,966)}Confidence Man
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Sign,,0,0,0,,~Sign~
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Dialogue: 1,0:01:14.13,0:01:17.85,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,100)\p1\an7\pos(0,0)\bord4\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H4647AA&\1a&HFF&\3a&H3C&}m 1510 250 l 1510 306 1890 306 1890 250
Dialogue: 2,0:01:14.13,0:01:17.85,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,100)\an8\pos(1700,30)\fs43\c&H35383B&\bord0}小心！
Dialogue: 2,0:01:14.13,0:01:17.85,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,100)\an7\pos(1508,74)\fs43\c&H35383B&\bord0}最近冒充自来水管理局名义的\N诈骗事件频发。\N如果您遇到可疑人员，请拨打\N以下电话。
Dialogue: 2,0:01:14.13,0:01:17.85,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,100)\an8\pos(1700,246)\fs30\c&H35383B&\bord0}XXX-XXXX-XXXX\N东京都自来水管理局客服中心
Dialogue: 1,0:08:31.99,0:08:32.99,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\c&H3D3AC8&\fs60\frz18\3c&H322D31&\frx338\fry38\pos(1114,740)}洛杉矶
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Dialogue: 1,0:08:33.12,0:08:33.24,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\c&H3D3AC8&\fs60\frz20.23\3c&H322D31&\frx14\fry12\clip(m 976 833 l 978 841 984 860 1000 893 1010 912 859 961 834 892)\pos(999.067,915.867)}洛杉矶
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.05,0:10:16.85,Sign,sign,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,840)\fs70\fsp2\shad1\bord2}从现在开始全部翻译成日语播出
Comment: 0,0:12:57.04,0:12:59.04,Sign,,0,0,0,,{名字算了}
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,~Note~
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.70,0:09:05.32,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,原型是 IN N OUT 汉堡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.32,0:09:07.65,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,洛杉矶国际机场
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.65,0:09:10.07,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,汤姆·布拉德利国际航站楼
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.41,0:11:24.66,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,原型是梅西百货
Dialogue: 1,0:12:01.42,0:12:07.16,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,毛豆 edamame 是日本餐馆常见小菜\N和枝村 edamura 发音相近
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.66,0:12:10.04,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,{\an9}比弗利山庄
Dialogue: 1,0:13:55.87,0:13:57.93,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥\N好莱坞影星，俗称小李子
Dialogue: 1,0:16:22.54,0:16:24.80,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,Sakura 也有「诈骗 / 赌博的托儿」的意思
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.11,0:10:46.29,TopLeft,,0,0,0,,电影制片人艾迪·卡萨诺
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,~Dialogue CN~
Dialogue: 1,0:00:26.78,0:00:30.30,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,Help!
Dialogue: 1,0:00:30.82,0:00:35.06,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,Help me!
Dialogue: 1,0:00:35.06,0:00:37.02,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,Plea~...!
Dialogue: 1,0:00:41.27,0:00:43.27,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你是自来水管理局的？
Dialogue: 1,0:00:43.27,0:00:44.29,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没错
Dialogue: 1,0:00:44.29,0:00:48.50,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,您是否知道最近气候异常导致水质污染加剧？
Dialogue: 1,0:00:48.50,0:00:49.45,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:00:49.45,0:00:50.70,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是的呀
Dialogue: 1,0:00:50.70,0:00:55.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,所以说  都里规定要在每家每户安装净水器
Dialogue: 1,0:00:55.82,0:00:57.30,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,净水器？
Dialogue: 1,0:00:57.30,0:01:00.04,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,现在可以给个实惠价
Dialogue: 1,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.18,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不…不用了！
Dialogue: 1,0:01:06.18,0:01:08.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,别这么说嘛  这是上面规定的
Dialogue: 1,0:01:08.78,0:01:12.05,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不用了  请回吧
Dialogue: 1,0:01:23.34,0:01:27.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哎呀  多谢您联系我们
Dialogue: 1,0:01:27.12,0:01:30.92,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,对于冒充自来水管理局名义的诈骗  最头疼的其实是我们
Dialogue: 1,0:01:30.92,0:01:34.07,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我一眼就看穿了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:34.07,0:01:36.67,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  这不就是传单上讲的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:01:36.67,0:01:41.04,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,以改善水质污染为由专门诈骗老年人
Dialogue: 1,0:01:41.04,0:01:43.39,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,可不要小瞧了老年人啊
Dialogue: 1,0:01:43.39,0:01:46.00,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我们人生经验可是有着天差地别的
Dialogue: 1,0:01:46.34,0:01:48.65,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这是什么时候沾上去的呢
Dialogue: 1,0:01:51.01,0:01:54.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那个…水质污染加剧是真的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:01:54.78,0:01:55.94,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是的
Dialogue: 1,0:01:55.94,0:01:59.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,有时净水厂的处理能力跟不上
Dialogue: 1,0:01:59.77,0:02:03.69,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不过没关系  都在正常范围内
Dialogue: 1,0:02:04.03,0:02:05.11,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,范围内？
Dialogue: 1,0:02:05.11,0:02:06.11,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是的
Dialogue: 1,0:02:06.11,0:02:09.38,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,并不会立刻对人体产生什么影响
Dialogue: 1,0:02:09.38,0:02:10.57,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,请放心
Dialogue: 1,0:02:10.57,0:02:12.50,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,立刻…
Dialogue: 1,0:02:12.50,0:02:16.32,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,也就是说是在规定的安全范围内
Dialogue: 1,0:02:16.32,0:02:19.34,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你能说它对一岁小孩也无害吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:02:19.34,0:02:22.11,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要知道我女儿常常带外孙来
Dialogue: 1,0:02:25.52,0:02:27.66,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,如果您实在是放不下心的话
Dialogue: 1,0:02:30.13,0:02:34.76,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这种型号能去除 99.9% 的有害物质
Dialogue: 1,0:02:35.51,0:02:38.48,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,只不过  价格有点…
Dialogue: 1,0:02:39.29,0:02:41.86,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,金钱可换不来健康
Dialogue: 1,0:02:44.14,0:02:48.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我说  那个老太婆  明明这么警惕的
Dialogue: 1,0:02:48.15,0:02:49.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,小菜一碟
Dialogue: 1,0:02:49.82,0:02:51.29,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,给  辛苦了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:51.29,0:02:52.49,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,多谢了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:52.80,0:02:55.71,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你果然是天才啊
Dialogue: 1,0:02:55.71,0:02:58.88,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,说不定真是这样没错
Dialogue: 1,0:03:01.38,0:03:03.75,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哇！快看！
Dialogue: 1,0:03:03.75,0:03:07.97,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,丰臣秀吉  暗示着我要夺取天下啊
Dialogue: 1,0:04:20.93,0:04:23.11,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不好意思  您丢了东西
Dialogue: 1,0:04:23.83,0:04:24.99,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,不好意思
Dialogue: 1,0:04:25.91,0:04:27.08,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,这是您丢的吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:04:27.41,0:04:28.25,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你说什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:04:29.21,0:04:30.63,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你最好看看里面
Comment: 1,0:04:32.87,0:04:34.00,Text - CN,eng,0,0,0,,哇
Dialogue: 1,0:04:34.09,0:04:35.38,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,这是你的吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:04:35.38,0:04:37.20,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  这是我的  我的！
Dialogue: 1,0:04:37.20,0:04:38.97,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这是我的
Dialogue: 1,0:04:39.75,0:04:42.90,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,喂  快给我  这是我丢的
Dialogue: 1,0:04:42.90,0:04:45.13,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我…我去交给警察
Dialogue: 1,0:04:45.13,0:04:46.95,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不是说了这是我的吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:04:46.95,0:04:48.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,跟警察说去吧
Dialogue: 1,0:04:48.87,0:04:52.77,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,切  我明白了  你是想要一成做谢礼吧
Dialogue: 1,0:04:52.77,0:04:54.52,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,真没办法
Dialogue: 1,0:04:55.50,0:04:57.57,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那 2000 日元够了吧？
Dialogue: 1,0:04:58.74,0:05:00.78,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,是我的  那是我的钱包
Dialogue: 1,0:05:01.76,0:05:03.14,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这是谢礼
Dialogue: 1,0:05:06.71,0:05:07.41,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,OK
Dialogue: 1,0:05:08.04,0:05:09.00,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,谢谢你
Dialogue: 1,0:05:12.29,0:05:12.88,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,再见
Dialogue: 1,0:05:15.96,0:05:18.48,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,咦  别浪费了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:20.19,0:05:24.32,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,怎么说呢  英文讲得溜就是好啊
Dialogue: 1,0:05:24.32,0:05:26.90,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,以前学过  就用上了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:26.90,0:05:30.98,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,等那家伙发现是一沓报纸的时候得有多惊讶啊
Dialogue: 1,0:05:30.98,0:05:33.91,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,游客花钱都大手大脚的
Dialogue: 1,0:05:33.91,0:05:36.47,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,而且都有种日本治安好的印象
Dialogue: 1,0:05:37.86,0:05:40.32,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,Welcome Japan! 那样的
Dialogue: 1,0:05:40.32,0:05:42.41,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不愧是新时代的青年！
Dialogue: 1,0:05:42.89,0:05:46.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,重点是要让他拿过一次钱包
Dialogue: 1,0:05:46.33,0:05:49.35,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,一旦拿到手  人类就不想轻易放手
Dialogue: 1,0:05:49.35,0:05:52.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你当真是日本第一的欺诈师
Dialogue: 1,0:05:52.33,0:05:53.59,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  多谢
Dialogue: 1,0:05:56.00,0:05:57.73,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,手艺精湛
Dialogue: 1,0:05:57.73,0:05:58.71,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,差不多啦
Dialogue: 1,0:06:00.34,0:06:02.77,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,工藤  你这手表不错啊
Dialogue: 1,0:06:02.77,0:06:04.36,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  你说这个？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:04.36,0:06:07.72,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,跟你搭档之后就管不住手
Dialogue: 1,0:06:07.72,0:06:10.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不要得意忘形而过得太骄奢哦
Dialogue: 1,0:06:10.12,0:06:14.35,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,嘿嘿  毕竟你的爱好不怎么花钱啊
Dialogue: 1,0:06:14.35,0:06:16.26,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你真是不懂啊
Dialogue: 1,0:06:16.26,0:06:18.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,扭蛋玩具包含着浪漫…
Dialogue: 1,0:06:20.36,0:06:21.86,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,怎么了？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:23.61,0:06:24.36,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:24.91,0:06:27.74,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,难道在调包时把真的和假的搞错了？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:27.74,0:06:29.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我怎么可能会犯这种错！
Dialogue: 1,0:06:29.73,0:06:32.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,也是啊  那…
Dialogue: 1,0:06:32.37,0:06:34.08,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是那家伙？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:34.08,0:06:35.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那个外国人？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:36.04,0:06:38.22,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,怎么可能…怎么做到的？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:38.22,0:06:41.05,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,在一开始交给他的时候被调包了？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:41.05,0:06:43.75,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不  怎么可能…
Dialogue: 1,0:06:48.74,0:06:49.72,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,绕到对面去
Dialogue: 1,0:06:49.72,0:06:51.54,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那么  这里留三个人
Dialogue: 1,0:06:52.29,0:06:54.38,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,糟糕  是条子
Dialogue: 1,0:06:54.38,0:06:55.81,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,为什么会找到这里
Dialogue: 1,0:06:55.81,0:06:56.81,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,怎么办  怎么办？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:56.81,0:06:58.40,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,就躲在这里等他们走人？
Dialogue: 1,0:06:58.40,0:07:00.27,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不可能的  分头逃吧
Dialogue: 1,0:07:00.75,0:07:01.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要往哪跑？
Dialogue: 1,0:07:01.87,0:07:03.07,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,藏在天花板上呢
Dialogue: 1,0:07:05.61,0:07:07.46,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,枝村  祝你平安逃脱
Dialogue: 1,0:07:07.46,0:07:08.53,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,嗯  你也是
Dialogue: 1,0:07:08.53,0:07:10.20,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,喂！他们逃到外面了
Dialogue: 1,0:07:11.24,0:07:13.08,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,后面！绕到后面去！
Dialogue: 1,0:07:34.43,0:07:37.48,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我们方向一样  让我也一起坐吧
Dialogue: 1,0:07:38.06,0:07:40.31,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,嗨  真是谢谢您啦
Dialogue: 1,0:07:42.70,0:07:43.90,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你是
Dialogue: 1,0:07:43.90,0:07:44.56,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,不好意思？
Dialogue: 1,0:07:44.78,0:07:46.24,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你是怎么拿走我钱包的？
Dialogue: 1,0:07:47.86,0:07:49.53,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你在说什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:07:49.91,0:07:53.29,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,是你说这是我的钱包的啊
Dialogue: 1,0:07:53.43,0:07:54.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,同行么
Dialogue: 1,0:07:56.21,0:07:58.12,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,我不会讲日语
Dialogue: 1,0:07:58.29,0:08:00.38,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你是欺诈师吧？
Dialogue: 1,0:08:00.50,0:08:02.13,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,不  我是商人
Dialogue: 1,0:08:02.46,0:08:04.42,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,商人？哼
Dialogue: 1,0:08:04.92,0:08:06.55,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,如果谢礼不够的话
Dialogue: 1,0:08:07.97,0:08:09.01,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,这个给你
Dialogue: 1,0:08:09.54,0:08:11.55,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,日本糖果  超好吃
Dialogue: 1,0:08:13.93,0:08:15.35,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,我们这是要去哪儿？
Dialogue: 1,0:08:15.81,0:08:18.73,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,羽田机场  然后去 L.A.
Dialogue: 1,0:08:18.89,0:08:20.46,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,洛杉矶么
Dialogue: 1,0:08:21.46,0:08:25.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,1950)}趁着这个机会远走高飞也不错
Dialogue: 1,0:08:31.99,0:08:33.01,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,成龙的手印…
Dialogue: 1,0:08:34.04,0:08:35.50,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不好意思
Dialogue: 1,0:08:37.53,0:08:39.77,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,下一班到洛杉矶的航班票一张
Dialogue: 1,0:08:39.77,0:08:40.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,请稍候
Dialogue: 1,0:08:42.00,0:08:44.96,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,已经满员了  只能等别人取消航班
Dialogue: 1,0:08:44.96,0:08:46.51,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我觉得会有人取消的
Dialogue: 1,0:08:48.51,0:08:50.51,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你口袋里有什么…
Dialogue: 1,0:08:52.93,0:08:54.26,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶！
Dialogue: 1,0:08:54.26,0:08:56.47,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你怎么带着这种东西
Dialogue: 1,0:08:56.47,0:08:57.73,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我不知道啊
Dialogue: 1,0:08:58.07,0:08:59.81,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,话说  我不能上飞机了吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:09:10.62,0:09:12.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这就是洛杉矶吗
Dialogue: 1,0:09:17.45,0:09:19.21,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,再见了  日本小子
Dialogue: 1,0:09:21.79,0:09:25.00,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,我不用脱鞋吧？
Dialogue: 1,0:09:25.29,0:09:28.84,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,不  不用担心  不用跪坐
Dialogue: 1,0:09:36.06,0:09:38.93,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,天呐  真希望有个地道能让我逃离这里
Dialogue: 1,0:09:44.90,0:09:46.90,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你要跟我跟到什么时候？
Dialogue: 1,0:09:47.07,0:09:49.74,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,跟到我拿回我的钱为止
Dialogue: 1,0:09:49.99,0:09:51.78,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,旅费不是更贵吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:09:52.11,0:09:54.07,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,我是日本第一的欺诈师
Dialogue: 1,0:09:54.49,0:09:56.58,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,我没法就这么临阵脱逃
Dialogue: 1,0:09:57.54,0:09:58.66,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,有什么好笑的？
Dialogue: 1,0:09:58.87,0:10:01.29,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你的口音太独特了
Dialogue: 1,0:10:01.46,0:10:02.54,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,怎么说？
Dialogue: 1,0:10:02.67,0:10:04.79,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,听起来不怎么像是日本人
Dialogue: 1,0:10:05.92,0:10:07.04,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,就像是…
Dialogue: 1,0:10:07.55,0:10:10.76,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,各种不同的方言混合在一起
Dialogue: 1,0:10:10.88,0:10:12.09,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你是在哪学来的？
Dialogue: 1,0:10:12.59,0:10:14.05,Text - CN - bot,eng,0,0,0,,你说什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:10:17.30,0:10:18.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,别开玩笑了！
Dialogue: 1,0:10:20.14,0:10:23.01,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,把我惹怒了可不得了哦
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.01,0:10:24.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,真可爱
Dialogue: 1,0:10:24.15,0:10:26.42,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,笑什么笑！
Dialogue: 1,0:10:26.42,0:10:28.61,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你要是再嘲笑我
Dialogue: 1,0:10:28.61,0:10:30.38,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,让你吃不了兜着走  混蛋！
Dialogue: 1,0:10:30.38,0:10:32.65,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,别拉了  这件夏威夷衬衫很贵的
Dialogue: 1,0:10:32.89,0:10:35.20,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,电影制片人  艾迪·卡萨诺
Dialogue: 1,0:10:35.20,0:10:38.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,支付了 100 万美元获得保释
Dialogue: 1,0:10:38.59,0:10:42.54,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我为了发展这个国家的娱乐业
Dialogue: 1,0:10:42.54,0:10:44.91,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,鞠躬尽瘁死而后已
Dialogue: 1,0:10:44.91,0:10:46.29,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这次的嫌疑…
Dialogue: 1,0:10:47.00,0:10:48.98,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,他的代表作是？
Dialogue: 1,0:10:48.98,0:10:50.30,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,「灼热」系列
Dialogue: 1,0:10:50.30,0:10:51.96,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没听说过
Dialogue: 1,0:10:51.96,0:10:53.05,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,终于能动了
Dialogue: 1,0:10:53.05,0:10:55.89,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那么  我要先去工作了
Dialogue: 1,0:10:56.64,0:10:57.89,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要去骗谁？
Dialogue: 1,0:10:58.53,0:11:02.52,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要给熟人看看我从日本采购的商品
Dialogue: 1,0:11:03.64,0:11:05.48,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,好  那这样吧
Dialogue: 1,0:11:05.48,0:11:08.02,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我来卖得比你贵
Dialogue: 1,0:11:08.45,0:11:09.70,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要是我成功了
Dialogue: 1,0:11:09.70,0:11:10.95,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,30 万日元？
Dialogue: 1,0:11:10.95,0:11:13.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,再加上  你要成为我的手下
Dialogue: 1,0:11:13.87,0:11:16.28,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,双倍下注么  有点意思
Dialogue: 1,0:11:16.66,0:11:19.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,要是我赢了  你就来做我助手
Dialogue: 1,0:11:19.37,0:11:20.66,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,好  没问题！
Dialogue: 1,0:11:20.66,0:11:24.66,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那就先从整理仪容开始
Dialogue: 1,0:11:25.50,0:11:27.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,您觉得怎么样？
Dialogue: 1,0:11:27.37,0:11:29.67,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,比起知识人士更像是宅男啊
Dialogue: 1,0:11:35.05,0:11:37.93,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,怎么感觉你跟我差很多？
Dialogue: 1,0:11:37.93,0:11:40.01,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你也很帅的哦
Dialogue: 1,0:11:40.01,0:11:42.27,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,给他准备一块跟我一样的手表
Dialogue: 1,0:11:42.27,0:11:42.94,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,好的
Dialogue: 1,0:11:42.94,0:11:44.89,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,再别个领带夹比较好吧
Dialogue: 1,0:11:45.56,0:11:46.38,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,嗯
Dialogue: 1,0:11:47.04,0:11:50.07,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这样比揣手帕显得更加知性
Dialogue: 1,0:11:52.77,0:11:54.94,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,说起来  我还没自我介绍呢
Dialogue: 1,0:11:55.90,0:11:57.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我叫洛朗
Dialogue: 1,0:11:58.70,0:11:59.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,枝村真人
Dialogue: 1,0:12:01.42,0:12:03.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,毛…毛豆？
Dialogue: 1,0:12:04.83,0:12:07.16,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不是毛豆是枝村！
Dialogue: 1,0:12:07.16,0:12:10.04,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,日本人的名字可真难读啊
Dialogue: 1,0:12:10.71,0:12:14.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哇！真大啊
Dialogue: 1,0:12:14.37,0:12:16.23,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,在这里很常见
Dialogue: 1,0:12:19.22,0:12:21.39,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,来了群像是黑帮的家伙
Dialogue: 1,0:12:21.39,0:12:23.72,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不是「像是」而是正是
Dialogue: 1,0:12:23.85,0:12:26.10,Text - CN - bot,spa,0,0,0,,你好啊  朋友们
Dialogue: 1,0:12:26.73,0:12:29.73,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我不记得我有跟法国佬称朋道友的
Dialogue: 1,0:12:30.35,0:12:32.36,Text - CN - bot,fra,0,0,0,,打住吧  别害羞了
Dialogue: 1,0:12:32.73,0:12:35.14,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我把样本带来了  开门吧
Dialogue: 1,0:12:35.94,0:12:37.79,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这位是日本友人
Dialogue: 1,0:12:37.79,0:12:39.45,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,有点怕生
Dialogue: 1,0:12:39.45,0:12:42.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,似乎是想和你这样的大块头一起玩
Dialogue: 1,0:12:42.33,0:12:43.51,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,快住手
Dialogue: 1,0:12:48.46,0:12:50.04,Text - CN - bot,spa,0,0,0,,谢了  朋友
Dialogue: 1,0:13:07.33,0:13:08.77,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,在这里等着
Dialogue: 1,0:13:10.40,0:13:11.94,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你看  那个男的
Dialogue: 1,0:13:15.72,0:13:16.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,喂…喂
Dialogue: 1,0:13:16.78,0:13:18.74,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那人是刚刚出现在新闻里的
Dialogue: 1,0:13:19.22,0:13:22.46,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,挂名制片人的好莱坞黑手党
Dialogue: 1,0:13:22.46,0:13:24.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你要把这种人作为猎物吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:13:25.93,0:13:27.79,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你到底想卖什么东西？
Dialogue: 1,0:13:28.79,0:13:30.08,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这玩意
Dialogue: 1,0:13:30.08,0:13:31.04,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,糖果？
Dialogue: 1,0:13:31.04,0:13:34.79,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我不是说过吗？日本制造品质高
Dialogue: 1,0:13:34.79,0:13:36.92,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我打算把它卖到 500
Dialogue: 1,0:13:36.92,0:13:40.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,呵  有谁会出 500 美元去买…
Dialogue: 1,0:13:40.15,0:13:41.59,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是 500 万美元
Dialogue: 1,0:13:41.59,0:13:43.67,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊？500 万？
Dialogue: 1,0:13:44.93,0:13:47.62,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,6 亿日元！别开玩笑了…
Dialogue: 1,0:13:47.62,0:13:49.31,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,赌局已经开始咯
Dialogue: 1,0:13:49.71,0:13:51.69,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,真是委屈你了  艾迪
Dialogue: 1,0:13:51.69,0:13:53.23,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,偶尔去去拘留所也不错
Dialogue: 1,0:13:53.23,0:13:55.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不说这个了  这剧本真是垃圾
Dialogue: 1,0:13:55.87,0:13:57.93,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,迪卡普里奥怎么可能会来参演
Dialogue: 1,0:13:57.93,0:14:00.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,谁会投资这玩意
Dialogue: 1,0:14:00.66,0:14:02.22,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没一部该拍的电影！
Dialogue: 1,0:14:02.22,0:14:05.53,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,好莱坞真是劣化不止啊
Dialogue: 1,0:14:05.53,0:14:08.29,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,阿比  给客人上香槟
Dialogue: 1,0:14:08.29,0:14:09.98,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,香槟！
Dialogue: 1,0:14:13.55,0:14:15.42,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,她是最近来的新人
Dialogue: 1,0:14:15.42,0:14:18.84,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,身材不错  但是一说话就显蠢
Dialogue: 1,0:14:18.84,0:14:21.34,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不是相当有魅力吗
Dialogue: 1,0:14:21.34,0:14:23.68,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,她迟早能踏上红地毯的吧
Dialogue: 1,0:14:23.68,0:14:24.80,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哼
Dialogue: 1,0:14:24.80,0:14:27.28,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,演技差  英语也不行
Dialogue: 1,0:14:27.28,0:14:30.35,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,光让她唱歌跳舞或许还行
Dialogue: 1,0:14:31.85,0:14:33.49,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,您好  粗次见面
Dialogue: 1,0:14:33.49,0:14:35.19,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,他的英语也有点怪吧？
Dialogue: 1,0:14:36.09,0:14:37.79,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,真是年轻啊
Dialogue: 1,0:14:37.79,0:14:40.78,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,他总是被误认为是高中生
Dialogue: 1,0:14:41.20,0:14:44.21,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那个货就是这家伙制造的吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:14:44.21,0:14:47.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,所以才说枝村博士他是天才啊
Dialogue: 1,0:14:47.12,0:14:48.45,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶  博士？
Dialogue: 1,0:14:48.45,0:14:50.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,艾迪  想看博士的身份证吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:14:50.87,0:14:52.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,先谈商品
Dialogue: 1,0:14:52.87,0:14:56.25,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那我们按顺序来  这就是原材料
Dialogue: 1,0:14:56.25,0:14:58.13,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哦  这就是？
Dialogue: 1,0:14:58.13,0:14:59.55,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  多谢
Dialogue: 1,0:14:59.55,0:15:01.39,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我就不用了
Dialogue: 1,0:15:01.39,0:15:03.55,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,阿比  试试看？
Dialogue: 1,0:15:03.55,0:15:04.88,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶？可以吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:15:05.19,0:15:07.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哎  这个是特制的
Dialogue: 1,0:15:07.33,0:15:07.94,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,切
Dialogue: 1,0:15:07.94,0:15:09.72,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,如果直接服用  会直接归西的
Dialogue: 1,0:15:10.58,0:15:12.53,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,所以需要加工
Dialogue: 1,0:15:12.53,0:15:13.31,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,加工成什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:15:13.31,0:15:17.69,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,用鼻子用注射器都已经是老古董了
Dialogue: 1,0:15:18.16,0:15:19.31,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,所以说
Dialogue: 1,0:15:19.31,0:15:20.11,Text - CN,,0,800,0,,来
Dialogue: 1,0:15:20.11,0:15:21.34,Text - CN,,0,800,0,,张嘴
Dialogue: 1,0:15:20.69,0:15:21.94,Text - CN,,800,0,0,,啊
Dialogue: 1,0:15:26.43,0:15:27.61,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,洛朗
Dialogue: 1,0:15:27.61,0:15:30.47,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,就算你把它混在糖果里  我的客人…
Dialogue: 1,0:16:08.36,0:16:10.95,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,只吃了一粒糖就兴奋成这样
Dialogue: 1,0:16:15.83,0:16:22.54,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,{\fad(1380,0)}这就是药学先进国  日本的最新合成毒品「Magic」
Dialogue: 1,0:16:22.54,0:16:24.80,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没错  是「Sakura Magic」
Dialogue: 1,0:16:24.80,0:16:27.77,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,艾迪  我们给你独家供货
Dialogue: 1,0:16:27.77,0:16:30.80,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,批发价 1 盒 1000 个装 1 万美元
Dialogue: 1,0:16:31.41,0:16:33.95,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我们签约包括博士的报酬和头款
Dialogue: 1,0:16:33.95,0:16:37.56,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,再加上独家合约费用一共 500 万美元
Dialogue: 1,0:16:37.56,0:16:39.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,用现金支付
Dialogue: 1,0:16:39.15,0:16:41.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这可不是一般的价格啊
Dialogue: 1,0:16:41.33,0:16:43.61,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,因为这可不是一般的毒品啊
Dialogue: 1,0:16:44.02,0:16:48.86,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,可以轻松携带  也不用在意注射针孔和鼻炎
Dialogue: 1,0:16:48.86,0:16:50.32,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,尿检也很难查出
Dialogue: 1,0:16:50.89,0:16:54.33,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,如果签下独家合约的话  全美国的…不
Dialogue: 1,0:16:54.33,0:16:57.25,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,全世界的名流都会成为你的顾客
Dialogue: 1,0:16:57.25,0:16:58.49,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,而能制造出它的人呢？
Dialogue: 1,0:16:59.28,0:17:00.66,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没错！
Dialogue: 1,0:17:00.66,0:17:06.39,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,只有日本化学药品研究所的年轻药学博士 Dr. 枝村一人
Dialogue: 1,0:17:07.71,0:17:09.54,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,正好
Dialogue: 1,0:17:09.54,0:17:12.02,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,还有人想要试一试吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:17:12.75,0:17:15.39,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,哇！我要试  我要试
Dialogue: 1,0:17:16.35,0:17:17.89,Text - CN,,0,600,0,,我先的！
Dialogue: 1,0:17:17.02,0:17:18.31,Text - CN,,600,0,0,,洛朗  给我
Dialogue: 1,0:17:18.31,0:17:21.98,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,好嘞  那就给撤走博士杯子的人
Dialogue: 1,0:17:21.98,0:17:23.23,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶？你说什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:17:23.23,0:17:24.69,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,张开嘴
Dialogue: 1,0:17:24.69,0:17:26.19,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶？
Dialogue: 1,0:17:27.91,0:17:30.20,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,喂  各位看啊  不愧是博士啊
Dialogue: 1,0:17:30.57,0:17:33.45,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,一口吞下去的话能够更 High
Dialogue: 1,0:17:35.70,0:17:38.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那么  要给谁呢？
Dialogue: 1,0:18:00.35,0:18:01.47,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,可恶
Dialogue: 1,0:18:26.67,0:18:28.63,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,可…可恶
Dialogue: 1,0:18:40.38,0:18:41.48,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,去开车！
Dialogue: 1,0:18:42.10,0:18:44.60,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,萨拉萨尔在搞什么啊
Dialogue: 1,0:18:45.62,0:18:47.82,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不过  这药效真强啊
Dialogue: 1,0:18:47.82,0:18:48.57,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,对吧？
Dialogue: 1,0:18:48.57,0:18:51.29,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,老大  我还想要
Dialogue: 1,0:18:51.29,0:18:52.36,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我也是
Dialogue: 1,0:18:52.36,0:18:53.45,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,老大  我也是
Dialogue: 1,0:18:53.45,0:18:55.11,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,求你了
Dialogue: 1,0:18:55.11,0:18:56.61,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没办法
Dialogue: 1,0:18:56.61,0:18:57.83,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,多谢惠顾
Dialogue: 1,0:18:57.83,0:19:00.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我去说服博士  把他带回来
Dialogue: 1,0:19:00.37,0:19:01.37,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊  对了
Dialogue: 1,0:19:01.37,0:19:04.12,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,他好像挺喜欢阿比的  能借她一用吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:04.41,0:19:05.67,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,随便你
Dialogue: 1,0:19:11.84,0:19:13.13,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,那个混蛋
Dialogue: 1,0:19:13.13,0:19:14.46,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你是说我吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:14.46,0:19:14.93,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,为什…
Dialogue: 1,0:19:18.57,0:19:20.05,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,追踪器
Dialogue: 1,0:19:20.05,0:19:21.18,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,别…别过来
Dialogue: 1,0:19:21.93,0:19:23.14,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你到底是什么人？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:23.58,0:19:26.00,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,把我弄成运毒品的了吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:26.69,0:19:27.65,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,别过来！
Dialogue: 1,0:19:27.65,0:19:29.51,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我可是空手道黑带
Dialogue: 1,0:19:35.61,0:19:36.61,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我闪
Dialogue: 1,0:19:37.17,0:19:38.03,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,诶？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:49.67,0:19:51.17,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,毫不留情！
Dialogue: 1,0:19:51.85,0:19:53.17,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,刚才那招是？
Dialogue: 1,0:19:53.17,0:19:54.16,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,大鹏展翅
Dialogue: 1,0:19:55.80,0:19:57.68,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,小巷子可真脏啊
Dialogue: 1,0:19:57.68,0:20:00.15,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,但是能过来真是太好了
Dialogue: 1,0:20:01.70,0:20:04.68,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,各位！演刑警有趣吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:20:04.68,0:20:05.97,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,是啊
Dialogue: 1,0:20:05.98,0:20:07.19,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,多吃点
Dialogue: 1,0:20:07.19,0:20:09.35,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,钱多得是
Dialogue: 1,0:20:15.21,0:20:16.86,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,温泉真舒服啊
Dialogue: 1,0:20:16.86,0:20:19.49,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,没想到能中奖
Dialogue: 1,0:20:19.49,0:20:22.70,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,但是我不记得我有参加抽奖啊
Dialogue: 1,0:20:22.70,0:20:24.64,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,肯定是你忘了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:20:25.75,0:20:28.27,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,果然还是金窝银窝不如自己狗窝
Dialogue: 1,0:20:28.27,0:20:28.87,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,嗯？
Dialogue: 1,0:20:30.08,0:20:32.02,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,这个净水器…
Dialogue: 1,0:20:33.49,0:20:36.80,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,请救救我！
Dialogue: 1,0:20:36.80,0:20:39.68,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,不错呀  声音中气十足
Dialogue: 1,0:20:39.68,0:20:40.30,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,啊
Dialogue: 1,0:20:40.30,0:20:44.06,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,放…放我下来  我可不会轻易饶过你们
Dialogue: 1,0:20:44.49,0:20:46.14,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你说什么？
Dialogue: 1,0:20:46.14,0:20:49.23,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,你们到底是什么人！
Dialogue: 1,0:20:49.23,0:20:51.06,Text - CN,,0,0,0,,我们是信用欺诈师！
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,~Dialogue JP~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.78,0:00:30.30,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ヘールプ！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.82,0:00:35.06,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ヘールプ ミー！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.06,0:00:37.02,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,プリ～…！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.27,0:00:43.27,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,水道局の方？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.27,0:00:44.29,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ええ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.29,0:00:48.50,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,最近の異常気象で水質汚染が進んでるのは知ってます？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.50,0:00:49.45,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そうなの？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.45,0:00:50.70,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そうなんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.70,0:00:55.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,でね  都の条例で各ご家庭に  浄水器を設置してもらってるんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:57.30,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,浄水器？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.30,0:01:00.04,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,今なら  お安くご提供できます
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.18,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,け… 結構です！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.18,0:01:08.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや〜  いやいや  これはね条例で決定したことなんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.78,0:01:12.05,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,結構です！お引き取りください！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.34,0:01:27.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや〜  連絡していただいてありがとうございます
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:30.92,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,水道局を名乗る詐欺に一番迷惑しているのは私どもで
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:34.07,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,私は  すぐにピンときたんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.07,0:01:36.67,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  あのチラシのことだって
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.67,0:01:41.04,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,水質汚染が進んでるのをいいことにお年寄りを狙うなんて
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.04,0:01:43.39,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,年寄り甘く見んなってのよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.39,0:01:46.00,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,人生経験が違うんだから
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.34,0:01:48.65,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いつの間に入るのかしら
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.01,0:01:54.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,その… 水質汚染が進んでるとかって
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.78,0:01:55.94,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.94,0:01:59.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,たまに浄水場の処理が追いつかなくなることがありまして
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.77,0:02:03.69,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  大丈夫でした  正常な範囲内です
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.03,0:02:05.11,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,範囲内？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.11,0:02:06.11,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.11,0:02:09.38,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,直ちに人体に影響が出るようなものではありませんので
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.38,0:02:10.57,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ご安心ください
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.57,0:02:12.50,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,直ちに…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.50,0:02:16.32,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,規定上は安全とされている範囲内ってことです
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.32,0:02:19.34,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,1 歳の子にも害がないって言える？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.34,0:02:22.11,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,娘が  よく  孫を連れてくるのよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.52,0:02:27.66,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,どうしても  ご心配でしたら
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.13,0:02:34.76,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,こちらのタイプは有害物質の 99.9 ％を取り除けます
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.51,0:02:38.48,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ただ  少しお値段が…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.29,0:02:41.86,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,健康は  お金では買えませんよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.14,0:02:48.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや〜  あのババア  めちゃくちゃ警戒してたのに
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.15,0:02:49.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,まっ  ちょろいもんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.82,0:02:51.29,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ほい  ご苦労さん
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.29,0:02:52.49,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  どうも
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.80,0:02:55.71,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,やっぱり枝村さんは天才っすよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.71,0:02:58.88,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや  まあ  そうなんだろうなあ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.38,0:03:03.75,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おっ！ほら！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.75,0:03:07.97,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,豊臣秀吉  天下取りの暗示だ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.93,0:04:23.11,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,すみません  落ちてましたよ
Comment: 0,0:04:23.83,0:04:24.99,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Comment: 0,0:04:25.91,0:04:27.08,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Did you drop this?
Comment: 0,0:04:27.41,0:04:28.25,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,I'm sorry?
Comment: 0,0:04:29.21,0:04:30.63,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,You better check inside.
Comment: 0,0:04:32.87,0:04:34.00,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Wow...
Comment: 0,0:04:34.09,0:04:35.38,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Is it yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.38,0:04:37.20,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あ〜  俺の  俺の！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.20,0:04:38.97,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ディス  イズ  マインね
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.75,0:04:42.90,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おい  よこせよ  俺が落としたんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.90,0:04:45.13,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,こ… 交番に持っていきます
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.13,0:04:46.95,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,俺のだって言ってんだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.95,0:04:48.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,交番で  そう言ってください
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.87,0:04:52.77,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,チッ  そうか  分かったよ  謝礼の 1 割が欲しいんだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.77,0:04:54.52,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,しょうがねえな
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.50,0:04:57.57,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ  2000 円でどうだ？
Comment: 0,0:04:58.74,0:05:00.78,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,It's mine. That's mine wallet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.76,0:05:03.14,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,謝礼デス
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.71,0:05:07.41,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,OK
Comment: 0,0:05:08.04,0:05:09.00,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Comment: 0,0:05:12.29,0:05:12.88,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.96,0:05:18.48,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お？もったいねえな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.19,0:05:24.32,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや〜  英語ペラペラってのはいいもんっすね
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.32,0:05:26.90,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,昔  教わったのが  ついな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.90,0:05:30.98,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あいつ  新聞紙の束  見て  驚いてんだろうな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.98,0:05:33.91,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,観光客ってのは財布のひもが緩いし
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.91,0:05:36.47,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,日本は治安がいいと刷り込まれてる
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.86,0:05:40.32,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ウェルカム  ジャパン！てなもんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.32,0:05:42.41,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,さっすが平成ひと桁！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.89,0:05:46.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,1 回財布を持たせるところがポイントなんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.33,0:05:49.35,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,人間は一度手にすると手放したくなくなる
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.35,0:05:52.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,間違いなく日本一の詐欺師
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.33,0:05:53.59,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  どうも
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.00,0:05:57.73,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,絶妙な  お手前で
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.73,0:05:58.71,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,まあな
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.34,0:06:02.77,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,工藤  いい時計してるな
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.77,0:06:04.36,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ああ  これ？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.36,0:06:07.72,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,枝村さんと組んでから羽振りがよくって
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.72,0:06:10.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,調子に乗って派手な暮らしするなよ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.12,0:06:14.35,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ヘヘヘッ  枝村さんの趣味は安上がりですもんね
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.35,0:06:16.26,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,分かってねえな
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.26,0:06:18.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,カプセルトイにはロマンが…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.36,0:06:21.86,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,どうかしました？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.61,0:06:24.36,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ええっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.91,0:06:27.74,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,まさかすり替えるとき  本物と偽物を？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.74,0:06:29.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,俺が間違えるわけねえだろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.73,0:06:32.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ですよね？じゃあ…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.37,0:06:34.08,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あいつか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.08,0:06:35.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あの外国人？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.04,0:06:38.22,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そんな… どうやって？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.22,0:06:41.05,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,最初渡したときに  すり替えた？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.05,0:06:43.75,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いや  そんなことできるわけ…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.74,0:06:49.72,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,向こう回れ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.72,0:06:51.54,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ  ここには 3 人残れ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.29,0:06:54.38,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,マズい  サツです
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.38,0:06:55.81,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なんで  ここが
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.81,0:06:56.81,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,どうする  どうする？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.81,0:06:58.40,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,このまま  やり過ごすってのは？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.40,0:07:00.27,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ムリですよ  別々に逃げましょう
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.75,0:07:01.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,て… どこに？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.87,0:07:03.07,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,天井裏にでも
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.61,0:07:07.46,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,枝村さん  ご無事で
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.46,0:07:08.53,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ああ  お前もな
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.53,0:07:10.20,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おい！外に逃げたぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.24,0:07:13.08,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,裏だ！裏に回れ！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.43,0:07:37.48,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,方向同じなんだ  相乗り頼むよ
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.06,0:07:40.31,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,Hi,  ドウモアリガト
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.70,0:07:43.90,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お前
Comment: 0,0:07:43.90,0:07:44.65,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Comment: 0,0:07:44.78,0:07:46.24,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,How did you take my wallet?
Comment: 0,0:07:47.86,0:07:49.53,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Comment: 0,0:07:49.91,0:07:53.29,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,It was you who said it was my wallet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.43,0:07:54.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,同業者か
Comment: 0,0:07:56.21,0:07:58.12,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,I don't speak Japanese.
Comment: 0,0:07:58.29,0:08:00.38,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,You are a scammer, right?
Comment: 0,0:08:00.50,0:08:02.13,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,No, I'm a trader.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.46,0:08:04.42,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,貿易商？ヘッ
Comment: 0,0:08:04.92,0:08:06.55,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,If that wasn't enough…
Comment: 0,0:08:07.97,0:08:09.01,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,keep this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.54,0:08:11.55,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ジャパニーズキャンディー  トテモ  オイシイ
Comment: 0,0:08:13.93,0:08:15.35,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Where are we headed?
Comment: 0,0:08:15.81,0:08:18.73,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Haneda Airport and then to L.A.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.89,0:08:20.46,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ロスか
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.46,0:08:25.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,1950)}この際  高飛びってのも悪くない
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.99,0:08:33.01,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ジャッキーの手形…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.04,0:08:35.50,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,すいません
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.53,0:08:39.77,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,次のロサンゼルス行きを 1 枚
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.77,0:08:40.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お待ちください
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.00,0:08:44.96,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,満席でございまして  キャンセル待ちになります
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.96,0:08:46.51,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,キャンセル出ると思うんで
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.51,0:08:50.51,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ポケットの中に何か…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.93,0:08:54.26,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,えっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.26,0:08:56.47,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なんで  そんなの持ってきてんのよ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.47,0:08:57.73,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,知らねえよ
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.07,0:08:59.81,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,つうか  俺  乗れないんすか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.62,0:09:12.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,これがロスか
Comment: 0,0:09:17.45,0:09:19.21,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Goodbye, Japanese boy.
Comment: 0,0:09:21.79,0:09:25.00,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,I don't need to take off my shoes, do I?
Comment: 0,0:09:25.29,0:09:28.84,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,No, don't worry. You don't need to do Seiza.
Comment: 0,0:09:36.06,0:09:38.93,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. I need a tunnel to escape.
Comment: 0,0:09:44.90,0:09:46.90,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,How long are you going to follow me?
Comment: 0,0:09:47.07,0:09:49.74,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Until I get my money back from you.
Comment: 0,0:09:49.99,0:09:51.78,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Didn't the trip cost you more?
Comment: 0,0:09:52.11,0:09:54.07,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,I'm Japanese top scammer.
Comment: 0,0:09:54.49,0:09:56.58,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,I can't just back off like this.
Comment: 0,0:09:57.54,0:09:58.66,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,What's so funny?
Comment: 0,0:09:58.87,0:10:01.29,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Your accent is very unique.
Comment: 0,0:10:01.46,0:10:02.54,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,What's about it?
Comment: 0,0:10:02.67,0:10:04.79,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,It doesn't sound very Japanese.
Comment: 0,0:10:05.92,0:10:07.04,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,It's like a ...
Comment: 0,0:10:07.55,0:10:10.76,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,weird jumble of different dialects.
Comment: 0,0:10:10.88,0:10:12.09,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Where did you even learn that?
Comment: 0,0:10:12.59,0:10:14.05,Text - JP - top,eng,0,0,0,,Weird jumble, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.30,0:10:18.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ふざけるでねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.14,0:10:23.01,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おらを怒らせっと  おっかねえど
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.01,0:10:24.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,かわいいねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.15,0:10:26.42,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,笑うんでねえっつうだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.42,0:10:28.61,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,それ以上おらのことさバカにすっと
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.61,0:10:30.38,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,痛え目に遭わすど  この！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.38,0:10:32.65,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,引っ張るなよ  このアロハ高いんだって
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.89,0:10:35.20,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,映画プロデューサー  エディ･カッサーノ氏が
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.20,0:10:38.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,100 万ドルを支払い  保釈されました
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.59,0:10:42.54,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,私は  この国のエンターテイメント発展のために
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.54,0:10:44.91,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,身を粉にして尽くしてきました
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:46.29,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,今回の容疑は…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.00,0:10:48.98,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,こいつの代表作って？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.98,0:10:50.30,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,「灼熱」シリーズだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.30,0:10:51.96,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,知らねえな
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.96,0:10:53.05,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,やっとだ
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.05,0:10:55.89,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,さて  僕は  ひと仕事しに行くよ
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.64,0:10:57.89,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,誰をだますだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.53,0:11:02.52,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,知り合いに  日本で仕入れた商品を見てもらうのさ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.64,0:11:05.48,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,よし  こうするべ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.48,0:11:08.02,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おらがおめえより高く売りつけてみせる
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.45,0:11:09.70,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,うまぐいったら
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.70,0:11:10.95,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,30 万円？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.95,0:11:13.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,プラス  おらの手下さ  なってもらう
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.87,0:11:16.28,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ダブルダウンか  面白い
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.66,0:11:19.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,僕が勝ったら  君がアシスタントだ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.37,0:11:20.66,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,よし  きた！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.66,0:11:24.66,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,んじゃ  まずは身だしなみだな
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.50,0:11:27.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いかがでしょう？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.37,0:11:29.67,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,インテリというよりオタクだな
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.05,0:11:37.93,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なんかおらと随分違うんでねえか？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.93,0:11:40.01,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,君もなかなかだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.01,0:11:42.27,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,時計は僕と同じものを
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.27,0:11:42.94,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.94,0:11:44.89,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ネクタイピンもしたほうがいいな
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.56,0:11:46.38,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ふむ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.04,0:11:50.07,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ポケットチーフよりずっと知的だ
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.77,0:11:54.94,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そういや  名乗ってなかったね
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.90,0:11:57.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,僕はローラン
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.70,0:11:59.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,枝村真人
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.42,0:12:03.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,エ… エダマメ？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.83,0:12:07.16,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,エダマメでねえ  枝村だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.16,0:12:10.04,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,日本人の名前は難しいな
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.71,0:12:14.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,はあ〜！デケえ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.37,0:12:16.23,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ここじゃ普通さ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.22,0:12:21.39,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ギャングみてえなヤツらさ来るぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.39,0:12:23.72,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,「みたい」じゃなくて本物さ
Comment: 0,0:12:23.85,0:12:26.10,Text - JP - top,spa,0,0,0,,Hola amigos. ¿Qué tal?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.73,0:12:29.73,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,フランス野郎にダチと言われる覚えはない
Comment: 0,0:12:30.35,0:12:32.36,Text - JP - top,fra,0,0,0,,Allez, ne fais pas ton timide.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.73,0:12:35.14,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,サンプルを持ってきた  開けてくれ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.94,0:12:37.79,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,日本の友人だ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.79,0:12:39.45,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,人見知りでね
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.45,0:12:42.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,君のようなデカいのと遊んでみたいそうだ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.33,0:12:43.51,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,やめろって
Comment: 0,0:12:48.46,0:12:50.04,Text - JP - top,spa,0,0,0,,Gracias, amigos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.33,0:13:08.77,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ここらで待ってろ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.40,0:13:11.94,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと  あの男
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.72,0:13:16.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お… おい
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.78,0:13:18.74,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あいつは  さっき  ニュースに出てた
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.22,0:13:22.46,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,プロデューサーとは名ばかりのハリウッドマフィアさ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.46,0:13:24.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あんなヤツをカモろうっていうだか？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.93,0:13:27.79,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,一体  何さ売りつける気だ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.79,0:13:30.08,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,これだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.08,0:13:31.04,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,アメ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.04,0:13:34.79,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,言ったろ？日本製品はハイクオリティーだって
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.79,0:13:36.92,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,これを 500 で売ろうと思う
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.92,0:13:40.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,フンッ  そんなもんに 500 ドルも出すわけ…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.15,0:13:41.59,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,500 万ドルだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.59,0:13:43.67,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あ？500 万？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.93,0:13:47.62,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,6 億円！つまらねえ冗談は…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.62,0:13:49.31,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ゲームは始まってるぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.71,0:13:51.69,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,災難だったな  エディ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.69,0:13:53.23,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,たまには留置場もいい
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.23,0:13:55.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,それよりも  こいつはクソ台本だ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.87,0:13:57.93,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ディカプリオがやるわけない
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.93,0:14:00.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,こんなもんに金を出せるか
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.66,0:14:02.22,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,作るべき映画がない！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.22,0:14:05.53,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ハリウッドの劣化はとどまるところを知らないね
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.53,0:14:08.29,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,アビー！客人にシャンペンを
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.29,0:14:09.98,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,シャンペンだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.55,0:14:15.42,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,最近来た新人だ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.42,0:14:18.84,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,見た目はいいが  しゃべるとアホ丸出しでな
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.84,0:14:21.34,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なかなか魅力的じゃないか
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.34,0:14:23.68,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いずれはレッドカーペットを踏めるだろう
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.68,0:14:24.80,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,フンッ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.80,0:14:27.28,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,演技はダメ  英語もできん
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.28,0:14:30.35,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,歌とダンスを仕込んだほうがいいかもしれんな
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.85,0:14:33.49,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,どうも  はずめまして
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.49,0:14:35.19,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,彼の英語もなかなかだろ？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.09,0:14:37.79,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,随分若いな
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.79,0:14:40.78,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いつも高校生に間違えられるそうだ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.20,0:14:44.21,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,こいつが例のブツを作ったっていうのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.21,0:14:47.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,だから天才なんだよ  枝村博士は
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.12,0:14:48.45,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,えっ  博士？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.45,0:14:50.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,エディ  博士の身分証は？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.87,0:14:52.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,それより商品が先だ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.87,0:14:56.25,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,順番にいこう  これが原材料だ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.25,0:14:58.13,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ほう  それが？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.13,0:14:59.55,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  どうも
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.55,0:15:01.39,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,僕は遠慮するよ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.39,0:15:03.55,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,アビー  試してみるか？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.55,0:15:04.88,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,え？いいの？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.19,0:15:07.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おっと  これは特製でね
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.33,0:15:07.94,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,チッ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.94,0:15:09.72,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そのまま吸ったら  あの世行きだ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.58,0:15:12.53,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,だから  加工する必要がある
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.53,0:15:13.31,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,何に？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.31,0:15:17.69,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,鼻から吸ったり注射を打ったりなんて  時代遅れ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.16,0:15:19.31,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,というわけで
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.31,0:15:20.11,Text - JP,,0,800,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.11,0:15:21.34,Text - JP,,0,800,0,,あ〜ん
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.69,0:15:21.94,Text - JP,,800,0,0,,あ〜ん
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.43,0:15:27.61,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ローラン
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.61,0:15:30.47,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いくらアメ玉に混ぜたって  俺の顧客は…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.36,0:16:10.95,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,アメ 1 粒で  あの喜びようったら
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.83,0:16:22.54,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(1380,0)}まさに  これが薬学の先進国  日本の最新合成麻薬「マジック」
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.54,0:16:24.80,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そう  「サクラマジック」だ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.80,0:16:27.77,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,エディ  独占的に君に卸す
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.77,0:16:30.80,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,卸値は 1 ケース 1000 個入りで 1 万ドル
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.41,0:16:33.95,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,契約は博士への報酬と初期費用
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.95,0:16:37.56,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,それに独占契約料で 500 万ドル
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.56,0:16:39.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,キャッシュでね
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.15,0:16:41.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,非常識な値段だな
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.33,0:16:43.61,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,非常識なドラッグだからさ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.02,0:16:48.86,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,気軽に持ち運べて  注射痕や鼻炎を気にしなくていい
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.86,0:16:50.32,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,尿検査にも出にくい
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.89,0:16:54.33,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,独占契約をするならアメリカ全土の… あっ  いや
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.33,0:16:57.25,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,世界中のセレブがあんたの顧客になる
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.25,0:16:58.49,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,作れるのは？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.28,0:17:00.66,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,そう！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.66,0:17:06.39,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,日本化学薬品研究所の若き薬学博士  ドクター枝村ただ一人
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.71,0:17:09.54,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  せっかくだ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.54,0:17:12.02,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ほかに試してみたい子はいるかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.75,0:17:15.39,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,わあ！えっ  ちょうだい  ちょうだい
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.35,0:17:17.89,Text - JP,,0,600,0,,私が先でしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.02,0:17:18.31,Text - JP,,600,0,0,,ローラン  ちょうだい
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.31,0:17:21.98,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,よ〜し  博士のグラスを下げた人に
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.98,0:17:23.23,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,え？なんだって？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.23,0:17:24.69,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,口を開けろ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.69,0:17:26.19,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,え？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.91,0:17:30.20,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おい  みんな  さすが博士だ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.57,0:17:33.45,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,一気に飲み込むともっとハイになれる
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.70,0:17:38.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,さ〜て  どのお口に入れちゃおうかな
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.35,0:18:01.47,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,クソ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.67,0:18:28.63,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ク… クソッ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.38,0:18:41.48,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,車を出せ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.10,0:18:44.60,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,何やってんだ  サラザールのヤツは
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.62,0:18:47.82,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,しかし  すごい効き目だな
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.82,0:18:48.57,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,だろ？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.57,0:18:51.29,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ボス  もっと  あれ欲しい
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.29,0:18:52.36,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,私も
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.36,0:18:53.45,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ボス  こっち
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.45,0:18:55.11,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お願い  あ〜ん
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.11,0:18:56.61,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,しかたないな
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.61,0:18:57.83,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,毎度あり
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.83,0:19:00.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,博士を説得して  連れ戻すよ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.37,0:19:01.37,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ  そうだ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.37,0:19:04.12,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,アビーを気に入っていたようだから  貸してもらえる？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.41,0:19:05.67,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,好きにしろ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.84,0:19:13.13,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あの野郎
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.13,0:19:14.46,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,僕のことかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.46,0:19:14.93,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なっ…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.57,0:19:20.05,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,発信器
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.05,0:19:21.18,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,く… 来るでねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.93,0:19:23.14,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お前さ何者だ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.58,0:19:26.00,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おらを麻薬の運び屋にしやがっただか？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.69,0:19:27.65,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,来るな！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.65,0:19:29.51,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おらは空手の黒帯だ
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.61,0:19:36.61,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ひょいっと
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.17,0:19:38.03,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,え？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.67,0:19:51.17,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,No mercy!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.85,0:19:53.17,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,今のは？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.17,0:19:54.16,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,鶴の構え
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.80,0:19:57.68,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,路地裏は汚えな
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.68,0:20:00.15,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,でも  来られてよかった
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.70,0:20:04.68,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,みんな！刑事役は楽しかったか？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.68,0:20:05.97,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,うい〜っす
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.98,0:20:07.19,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,どんどん食え
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.19,0:20:09.35,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,金なら  た〜んとある
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.21,0:20:16.86,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いい温泉だった
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.86,0:20:19.49,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,まさか  懸賞が当たるなんてねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.49,0:20:22.70,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,でも  応募した覚えがないんだよな
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.70,0:20:24.64,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,忘れてるんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.75,0:20:28.27,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,やっぱり  家が一番だわ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.27,0:20:28.87,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,うん？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.08,0:20:32.02,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,この浄水器…
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.49,0:20:36.80,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,ヘルプ ミー！プリーズ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.80,0:20:39.68,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,いいねえ  腹から声が出てる
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.68,0:20:40.30,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,あっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.30,0:20:44.06,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,お… 下ろせ！ただじゃおかねえぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.49,0:20:46.14,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,なんだって？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.14,0:20:49.23,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,おめえら  一体  何者だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.23,0:20:51.06,Text - JP,,0,0,0,,コンフィデンスマンさ