ﾎﾞｸと銀さんが 出会った頃の話をするよ＞
(新八)＜一部の地域を除いて １時間ｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙで➡
にぎにぎしく始まった 『銀魂』｡ 今回から 時間をさかのぼって➡
And so outside of certain areas,
we kicked off the Gin Tama anime series with a one hour special full of non-stop laughs and excitement.
This time, we'll be taking a trip back to when Gin and I first met.
[Sorry, we got carried away a little during last week's special.]
[This episode, we're starting from when Gin and Shinpachi first meet.]
((新八の父:侍の刀はな 鞘に おさめるもんじゃねえ｡
A samurai's sword is not something that is kept in a sheath.
ﾃﾒｴの魂に おさめるものだ｡
It's something that you hold in your soul.
(父)時代は もう 侍なんざ必要としてねえがよ➡
These days, samurai aren't needed.
どんなに時代が変わろうと➡
But no matter how much times change, there are things that people mustn't forget.
人には 忘れちゃならねえもんがある｡
たとえ 剣を捨てるときがきても➡
Even if there comes a time when you must give up your sword,
魂におさめた まっすぐな剣だけは なくすな｡
you must never lose the unwavering sword kept in your soul.
ｺﾞﾎｯ ｺﾞﾎｯ…｡ (お妙/新八)父上！
Father!
あぁ… 雲ひとつない 江戸の空…➡
The cloudless Edo sky...
もう一度 拝みたかったなぁ…))
I wish I could've seen it one last time.
《侍の国｡ ﾎﾞｸらの国が そう呼ばれたのは 今は 昔の話｡
The land of the samurai.
There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
Those dream-filled blue skies upon which the samurai once gazed,
かつて 侍たちが仰ぎ 夢を馳せた 青い空には➡
異郷の船が飛び交い➡
are now filled with ships from strange worlds.
かつて侍たちが 肩で風を切り 歩いた町には➡
The towns where the samurai once proudly walked
今は異人が ふんぞり返り 歩く｡
are now filled with swaggering, arrogant aliens.
それが ﾎﾞｸらの世界｡
This is our world today. This is...
それが… ﾎﾞｸらの町》
...our city.
No, you idiot! That's not the one! It's right there, there!
(店長)だから ﾊﾞｶ それじゃねえよ！ そこだよそこ!!
ｵﾒｴ 今どき こんなこと ﾁﾝﾊﾟﾝｼﾞｰでもできるよ！
Nowadays even a chimpanzee could do this!
ｵﾒｴ 人間じゃん！ １年も勤めてんじゃん！
You're human. You've been working here for more than a year.
なんで できねえんだよ!! す… すみません…｡
Why can't you do this?!
I...I'm sorry. Swordsmanship is the only thing I've ever done...
剣術しか やってこなかったものですから…｡
Loser! You're still clinging to your sword?!
ﾃﾒｴ！ まだ 剣 引きずってんのか～!!
侍も剣も もう とっくに滅んだんだよ！
Samurai and swords are all ancient history now!
それを いつまで侍気取りですか ﾃﾒｴは？ あ～ん？
How long are you going to act as if you're a samurai?! Huh?
(天人)おいおい そのへんにしておけ 店長｡
Oh, come on now...
Just leave it at that, boss.
おい 少年！ ﾚｼﾞはいいから 牛乳を頼む｡
Hey, kid, don't you bother with the register.
Just get me some milk.
Oh... All right. Right away.
あっ… へい ただいま！
Sir, you mustn't go so easy on him.
旦那 甘やかしてもらっちゃ 困りますわ…｡
Nah, just that lately whenever I see a samurai,
いやぁ 最近の侍を見ていると なんだか 哀れでな…｡
I feel kind of sorry for them.
我々が ここに来たばかりの頃は➡
When we first came here, the samurai were always spoiling for a fight.
事あるごとに 侍たちが つっかかってきたもんだが➡
こうなると ｹﾝｶ友達 なくしたようで 寂しくてな｡
But, now, it's as if we've lost an irritable friend. It's lonely.
わっ…！
So I end up wanting to mess with them.
つい ちょっかい 出したくなるんだよ｡
(笑い声)
Twenty years ago, aliens called the Amanto suddenly came to Edo.
《20年前 突如 江戸に舞い降りた異人 天人｡
彼らの台頭により 侍は 弱体化の一途をたどる｡
The rise of the Amanto led to the decline of the samurai.
What are you doing, Shinpachi?!
剣も地位も もぎとられ 誇りも何も ﾎﾞｸらは捨て去った｡
We were stripped away of our swords and status
and we abandoned our honor and everything else.
いや 侍だけじゃない｡
No, it wasn't only the samurai.
この国に住まう者は きっと… みんな もう…》
It was everyone in this country...
(銀時)おい｡ (店長)えっ？
Hey.
あぶぶぶ…!!
《…侍!?》
A samurai?!
Who the hell are you?!
なんだ貴様！ 廃刀令のご時世に 木刀なんぞ ぶらさげおって!!
Strapping on a wooden sword in the age of the Sword Ban!
ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ やかましいんだよ｡ 発情期ですか？ この野郎｡
Blah blah blah. Are you in heat or something?
見ろ これ｡ ﾃﾒｴらが騒ぐもんだから➡
Look at what happened to my chocolate parfait because of your fussing.
ｵﾚのﾁｮｺﾚｰﾄﾊﾟﾌｪが…➡
まるまる こぼれちまったじゃねえか～!!
All of it spilled out!
Wh-What the hell are you doing?
貴様！ 何をするか!!
Who do you think we are?
我々を 誰だと思って…！
ｵﾚはなぁ 医者に 血糖値 高すぎ！ って言われて➡
My doctor told me my blood sugar level was too high...
ﾊﾟﾌｪなんて 週１でしか… 食えねえんだぞ～!!
So I just have one parfait a week!
♪♪～
《ｿｲﾂは… 侍というには あまりに荒々しく➡
He was too fierce to be called a samurai,
but too focused...
しかし ﾁﾝﾋﾟﾗというには あまりに…➡
...to be called a thug.
まっすぐな目をした男だった》
Tell your manager that it tasted great.
店長に言っとけ… 味は よかったぜ｡
["Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad"]
[Denny's]
[Oedo Shop]
(呼笛)
All right, all right, out of the way.
(弥七)はいはい ちょっと どけて～！
あっ いたいた！ ｵﾒｴか？ 木刀振り回して暴れてるﾔﾂは！
Oh! There he is!
So you're the one who's waving around a wooden sword and causing a riot!
All right, don't move.
(大岡)お～し 動くなよ｡ 待って！ 違いますって！
Hold on... Wait. You're mistaken!
(大岡)おい弥七 中 調べろ｡ (弥七)へい！
Hey, Yashichi! Check inside!
Yes, sir!
(弥七)あ～あ 茶斗蘭星の大使でさぁ｡
Uh-oh... It's the ambassador from Chatoran.
こりゃあ 国際問題になるぜ｡ えらいことしてくれたなぁ…｡
This is an international incident...
Do you realize what you've done?
だから ﾎﾞｸは違いますって！ 犯人は とっくに逃げたの!!
I told you, it wasn't me!
The man who did it already ran off!
Yeah, yeah, that's what they always say.
(大岡)はいはい 犯人は みんなそう言うの｡
Next time make your excuses after you hide your weapon.
言い訳は 凶器 隠してから言いなさいよ｡
(大岡)じゃあ 調書とるから 署まで来て｡
I'm going to file a report. Come with us to the station.
…あれ？ あれ～～っ!?
Huh?
[Denny's]
[Oedo Shop]
What?!
あ～ やっぱﾀﾞﾒだなぁ おい…｡
It just doesn't feel right...
糖分とらねえと なんか ｲﾗｲﾗする…｡
I get all cranky if I don't have some sugar.
おいおい～っ!!
How dare you make me take the blame, you bastard!
よくも 身代わりにしてくれたな この野郎!!
ｱﾝﾀのせいで もう 何もかもﾒﾁｬﾒﾁｬだ!!
Everything's a mess because of you!
律儀な子だなぁ 木刀 返しにきてくれたの？
What an honest kid.
You came to give me back my wooden sword?
いいよ～｡ どうせ 修学旅行で 浮かれて買ったﾔﾂだし…｡
It's okay. It's just something I bought on a school trip.
違うわ～!! 役人から やっとこさ逃げてきたんだよ!!
That's not it!
I just barely managed to get away from the cops!
違う って言ってんのに 侍の話なんて➡
I keep telling them they've got it wrong, but they won't listen to a samurai!
誰も 聞きやしないんだ…｡ しまいには➡
My manager even said that I was the murderer...
店長まで ﾎﾞｸが下手人だって…！
切られたなぁ そりゃ…｡
You got sacked, eh?
ﾚｼﾞも打てねえ店員なんて➡
A clerk who can't use a cash register
ﾁｬｰﾊﾝ作れねえ 母ちゃんくらい いらねえもんな｡
is about as useless as a mom who can't make fried rice.
ｱﾝﾀ 母親を なんだと思ってんだ!!
Just what did you say about my mother?!
ﾊﾞｲﾄ ｸﾋﾞになったくらいで ｶﾞﾀｶﾞﾀうるさい｡
You're getting all worked up just because you got fired...
今どき 侍 雇ってくれるところなんて➡
Nowadays, there isn't anyone who will hire a samurai!
ないんだぞ！ 明日から➡
How am I supposed to survive from now on?! Damn it!
どう生きればいいんだ！ ﾁｷｼｮｳ!!
うごっ…！
Quit your whining, you four-eyed idiot!
ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ やかましいんだよ 腐れﾒｶﾞﾈ｡
自分だけが 不幸とか 思ってんじゃねえ！
Don't think that you're the only one who's got problems!
世の中にはな ﾀﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙを ﾏｲﾎｰﾑ と呼んで➡
In this world, there are samurai who call cardboard boxes their homes!
暮らしてる侍もいるんだよ｡
Can't you be more positive like them?
お前 そういう ﾎﾟｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞな生き方できねえのか？
ｱﾝﾀこそ ﾎﾟｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞの意味 わかってんのか！
Do you even know the meaning of the word "positive"?!
(お妙)あら 新ちゃん？ ん？
Oh. Shin?
(お妙)こんなところで 何をやっているの？ お仕事は？
What are you doing here?
Why aren't you at work?
ｹﾞｯ！ 姉上!! あ… どうも｡
Ack! Sis!
Oh, hi.
What are you doing screwing around not working, you little punk!
仕事もせんと 何 ﾌﾞﾗﾌﾞﾗしとんじゃ ﾜﾚ！ ﾎﾞｹ～!!
(お妙)今月は どれだけﾋﾟﾝﾁか わかってんのか ｺﾗ！
Do you know what kind of trouble we're in this month?!
(お妙)ｱﾝﾀの鼻ｸｿみたいな給料も ｳﾁには必要なんだよ！
Even your pathetic paycheck is crucial!
待って 姉上…！
W-Wait, Sis!
こんなことになったのは あの男のせいで…➡
This is all his fault.
あぁ～っ!! 待て おい！
Hey, wait!
Sorry, gotta catch a rerun of a soap opera this evening.
悪い｡ ｵﾚ 夕方から ﾄﾞﾗﾏの再放送 見たいから…｡
うふっ｡
[Kodokan Dojo]
I'm really sorry.
いやぁ… あの ﾎﾝﾄ すんませんでした…｡
ｵﾚも あの… 登場ｼｰﾝだったんで…➡
That was my big intro scene, so I got a little excited... I kinda went overboard.
ちょっと はしゃいでたっていうか…➡
調子にのってました～！ すみませんでした～!!
I'm sorry.
ごめんで済んだら この世に 切腹なんて存在しないわ｡
If "sorry" was enough, we wouldn't have seppuku.
あなたのおかげで ｳﾁの道場は 存続すら危ういのよ｡
Thanks to you, our dojo may not be able continue to exist.
(お妙)鎖国が解禁になって20年…｡
It's been twenty years since national isolation was lifted...
方々の星から 天人が来るようになって➡
Amanto began to come here from far-off planets and Edo has grown beyond recognition...
江戸は 見違えるほど 発展したけれど➡
一方で 侍や剣… 旧きに権勢を誇った者は今➡
But samurai and swords... Those who once held power
次々に滅んでいってる…｡
are now dying out one by one.
ｳﾁの道場も そう…｡
The same goes for our dojo...
Because of the ban on swords, all of our students have left.
廃刀令のあおりで 門下生は すべて去り➡
今では 姉弟２人でｱﾙﾊﾞｲﾄして➡
Right now, the two of us take part-time jobs in order to try to keep it going.
何とか 形を取り繕っている状態｡
それでも 父の遺していった この道場を守ろうと➡
Even so, we try to protect the dojo that our father left behind for us.
今まで 必死に頑張ってきたのに…｡
We've been trying so hard until now, but...
お前のせいで 全部ﾊﾟｰじゃ ﾎﾞｹ～!!
Because of you...
It's all over, you idiot!
落ち着け 姉上～!!
Calm down, Sis!
Was your sister raised by gorillas?
ｷﾐのお姉さん ｺﾞﾘﾗにでも育てられたの？
うが～っ!!
Wait, wait! Calm down...
待て待て！ 落ち着け！ 切腹はできねえが➡
I can't commit seppuku, but I do clean up my own messes.
ｵﾚだって ｹﾂぐらいもつって！
何これ？ 名刺？ ん？
What is this? A business card?
[Odd Jobs - Gintoki Sakata]
(お妙)｢万事屋 坂田 銀時｣｡
Odd Jobs, Gintoki Sakata.
こんな時代だ… 仕事なんて 選んでる場合じゃねえだろ？
You can't be too picky about jobs these days, right?
My business is to do whatever I'm asked to do.
頼まれれば 何でもやる商売やっててなぁ…｡
このｵﾚ 万事屋 銀さんだ｡
I'm Mr. "Odd Jobs" Gin.
何か困ったことがあったら 何でも解決してやる…｡
If you've got problems, I'll solve them, no matter what...
だから お前に 困らされたんだろうが！
You're the one who's causing us problems!
Find me a job, damn you!
仕事 紹介しろ！ 仕事!!
Calm down!
落ち着け…！ 仕事は紹介できねえが➡
I can't find you a job, but I can teach you a chant so you won't be nervous at interviews...
ﾊﾞｲﾄの面接のとき 緊張しない おまじないなら➡
教えて…｡ (新八/お妙)いらんわ～!!
No thank you!
ぐは～っ!!
姉上… やっぱり この時代に 剣術道場なんて➡
Sis...
It's just impossible to run a sword dojo in this day and age...
土台 無理なんだよ…｡
この先 剣が復興するなんてこと もう ないよ…｡
Swords won't ever be revived again.
こんな道場を 必死に守ったところで➡
We don't have anything to gain by desperately protecting this dojo...
ﾎﾞｸら 何も…｡
This isn't about profit or gain...
損得なんて 関係ないわよ｡
親が 大事にしていたものを 子供が守るのに…➡
Does a child really need a reason to protect the things that its parents cherished?
理由なんているの？ でも 姉上！
But, Sis, what did Father ever do for us?
父上が ﾎﾞｸらに 何をしてくれたって…！
≪(社長)ｺﾗ～!!
Today I'm definitely going to make you pay me back.
(社長)今日という今日は きっちり 金 返してもらうで｡
ﾜｼ もう我慢でけへんもん！
I can't take it anymore!
ｲﾗｲﾗしてんねんもん!!
Now I'm really getting irritated!
お～い 借金か？
Hey, are you in debt?
ｵﾒｴら ｶﾞｷのくせに ﾃﾞﾝｼﾞｬﾗｽな世渡りしてんなぁ｡
You're leading pretty dangerous lives, for a couple of kids...
ﾎﾞｸたちが 作ったんじゃない！
We didn't do it. It was Father...
父上が…!! 新ちゃん！
Shin!
What the hell are you blabbering about?!
何を ｺﾞﾁｬｺﾞﾁｬぬかしとんねん！
はよ 金 持ってこんかい ﾎﾞｹ～！
Hurry up and bring me my money, stupid!
早う帰って ﾄﾞﾗﾏの再放送 見なｱｶﾝねん ﾜｼ！
I gotta get home, my favorite soap opera is on.
ちょっと待って！ 今日は…｡ (社長)じゃかしいわ!!
Wait a minute, today is...
Shut up!
こっちは お前らの ｵﾄﾝの代から ず～っと待ってんねん！
I've been waiting ever since your pop was still alive!
I'm starting to go bald!
もう ﾊｹﾞるわ!!
(社長)払えんときは この道場 売り飛ばすいうて約束したよな？
You promised that you'd sell the dojo if you couldn't pay!
あの約束 守ってもらおうか！
You're going to keep that promise!
ちょっと… 待ってください！
Wait a moment...
Why?! That's good enough, isn't it?
なんや？ もう ええやろ！
You don't need to feel obligated to your stupid father
借金残して 死にさらした ﾊﾞｶ親父に➡
義理なんて通さんでええわ｡
who left you nothing but debt when he died!
捨ててまえ こんな道場…｡
Get rid of this dojo.
(社長)ぐえっ…！
You little... What the hell are you doing?!
(部下)このｱﾏ！ 何さらしとんじゃい!!
姉上…！
Sis!
You fool...
このﾎﾞｹ… 女やと思うて 手え出さんとでも…➡
Do you think that I won't hurt you
思っとんのか～!! …ﾎﾜｯﾂ!?
just because you're a woman?!
What?!
そのへんにしとけよ｡ ｺﾞﾘﾗに育てられたとはいえ 女だぞ｡
That's enough.
Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman.
なっ なんやﾜﾚ！ この道場に まだ 門下生なんぞおったんかい｡
Who the hell are you?!
Does this dojo still have students?!
(社長)ﾎﾝﾏに ﾄﾞｲﾂもｺｲﾂも…｡
Honestly, the lot of you...
(社長)もう ええわ 道場の件は！
Forget the dojo!
せやけどな その分 ｱﾝﾀに 働いて返してもらうで｡
But I'm going to make you work to pay off your debt.
ﾜｼなぁ こないだから 新しい商売 始めてん｡
[High-Leg Shabu Shabu Heaven]
I've started a new business.
ﾊｲﾚｸﾞしゃぶしゃぶ天国 いうねん！
It's called High-Leg Shabu Shabu Heaven.
H-High Leg?!
ﾊ… ﾊｲﾚｸﾞ～!? な… なんで!?
Wh-Why?!
ﾜｼが ﾊｲﾚｸﾞ好きやからに 決まっとるやろ｡
Because I like girls in high-leg outfits, of course!
[Heaven]
(社長)まぁ 簡単にいうたら 空飛ぶ遊郭や｡
Well, simply put, it's a flying nightclub.
今の江戸じゃ 禁止されとるやろ？
Technically, they're prohibited in Edo now.
だが 空の上なら 役人の目は届かん｡
But if it's in the sky, it'll be out of sight from government officials.
I can do whatever I want.
やりたい放題や～！
It'll be shabu shabu time while I get to stare at girls in high-leg outfits!
(社長)ﾊｲﾚｸﾞ拝みながら しゃぶしゃぶ しゃぶしゃぶ～！
ｴｸﾞｲ角度で お客のﾊｰﾄを しっかりｹﾞｯﾄじゃ～｡
I'll ensnare my customers with sleaze!
(社長)いろんな星のべっぴんさん 集めとったんやけど➡
I've gathered beauties from many worlds, but you'd be more than welcome.
ｱﾝﾀやったら 大歓迎やで～｡
Well, it comes down to either selling this dojo or selling yourself.
まぁ 道場 売るか 自分 売るかいう話や｡
どないする？
Which will it be?
ふざけるな！ そんなの行くわけ…｡
No way!
She'd never do something like that.
All right. I'll go.
わかりました｡ 行きましょう｡ えぇ～っ!?
こりゃ たまげた孝行娘や｡ ﾌﾌﾌ…｡
What a dutiful daughter you are.
ちょっ… 姉上！ なんで そこまで!?
Hold on... Sis!
Why would you do this?!
もういいじゃないか！
We've done enough, haven't we?!
Hey!
ねぇ！ 姉上!!
Sis!
Shin, it's as you say.
新ちゃん あなたの言うとおりよ｡ こんな道場 守ったって➡
Nothing good will come from saving this dojo...
いいことなんて 何もない｡ 苦しいだけ｡
...only pain.
でもね… 捨てるのも苦しいの｡
But it's also painful to let go.
(お妙)もう 取り戻せないものというのは➡
It's painful to keep or to discard something that you can never get back...
持ってるのも捨てるのも苦しい｡
どうせ どっちも苦しいなら➡
If it's going to be painful either way,
私は それを守るために 苦しみたいの｡
I'd rather suffer trying to protect it.
♪♪～
なんだよ ﾁｸｼｮｳ！ ﾊﾞｶ姉貴がよ!!
What the hell?! Damn it!
My stupid sister!
She keeps talking about Father.
父ちゃん父ちゃんって あのﾊｹﾞが 何かしてくれたかよ！
What did baldy ever do for us?!
たまに ｵｾﾛを やってくれたくらいじゃねえか！
He only played Othello with us once in a while!
父ちゃん ﾊｹﾞてたのか？
Was your dad bald?
Well, he was mentally bald.
いや 精神的にﾊｹﾞて… ん？
Hey, you're still here?!
って ｱﾝﾀ まだいたんですか!?
しかも 人んちで なに 本格的なｸｯｷﾝｸﾞに挑戦してんの!!
And why are you cooking in my house?!
いやぁ 定期的に 甘いもん食わねえとﾀﾞﾒなんだ ｵﾚ｡
Well, I can't go on without eating something sweet periodically.
だったら もっと お手軽なもの作れや!!
Then make something easier!
(銀時の鼻歌)
姉ちゃん 追わなくていいのか？
Shouldn't you go after your sister?
知らないっすよ｡ 自分で決めて 出ていったんだから｡
I don't care.
It was her decision to leave.
姉上も やっぱり 父上の娘だな｡
She really is my Father's daughter.
そっくりだ｡
She's just like him.
父上も 義理だの人情だの➡
Father was a good-natured person who always talked about duty and compassion.
そんなことばっか言ってる お人よしで➡
そこを つけ込まれて 借金 背負い込まされて 死んだ｡
Because of that, he got taken advantage of and died in debt.
どうして あんなに不器用なのかな？
Why was he so careless?
ﾎﾞｸは きれい事だけ並べて 死ぬのは ごめんですよ｡
I don't want to die with only grand principles to my name.
((父:どんなに時代が変わろうと➡
But no matter how much times change,
人には 忘れちゃならねえもんがある｡
there are things that people mustn't forget.
親が大事にしていたものを 子供が守るのに➡
Does a child really need a reason to protect the things that its parents cherished?
理由なんているの？))
今の時代 そんなのもったって 邪魔なだけだ｡
That kind of thinking only gets in the way nowadays.
ﾎﾞｸは もっと器用に 生き延びてやる｡
I plan on living smarter and longer.
Is that so?
そうかい｡ でもよ… ｵﾚには とても➡
But you don't seem very smart to me.
お前が器用になんか 見えねえけどな｡
Samurai don't need a reason to act.
侍が動くのに 理屈なんていらねえさ｡
そこに守りてえもんがあるなら 剣を抜きゃあいい｡
If they have something they have to protect, they should draw their sword.
姉ちゃんは… 好きか？
Do you love your sister?
｢絶景の夕日を見ながら 天国へ｡ 第１便 午後４時出航｣！
"Watch the beautiful sunset from heaven,"
"first boat leaves this afternoon at four."
ﾔﾊﾞｲ もう船が出ます！ もっと ｽﾋﾟｰﾄﾞ出ないんですか!?
This is bad!
The ship's about to leave! Can't you go any faster?!
いやぁ 基本的に 安全第一だから｡ 転ぶと痛いし｡
Hey, safety first. That's my motto...
It'll also hurt if we crash.
んなこと言ってる場合じゃない！
Now's not the time to be saying that!
Sis is in high-leg shabu shabu danger!
姉上が ﾊｲﾚｸﾞしゃぶしゃぶの 危機なんですよ!!
Hey! You, without the helmet, stop!
(警官)おい そこのﾉｰﾍﾙ！ 止まれ この野郎！
何 言ってんすか｡
What are you saying?
この時代に 道路交通法なんてねえっての！
We don't need road traffic laws in this day and age.
That's true, but it'll hurt if you crash.
そりゃそうなんだけどさ～｡
転ぶと痛いよ？ 心配して言ってあげてんだから｡
I'm just telling you because I'm concerned.
大丈夫ですぅ 頭かたいから｡
I'm all right. I have a hard head.
Huh?! What?!
え～ なに？ 人の親切に その態度！
I'm trying to be considerate!
本当に痛いんだぞ！ 大変なんだぞ!!
It really hurts! It's terrible!
うるせえな…｡ かたいって言ってんだよ！
Shut up.
I'm telling you that...
...it's hard!
(警官)鼻血が！ いい歳して 鼻血が出ちゃった～!!
I've got a nose bleed! I've got a nose bleed! And at my age!
あぁっ！ しゃぶしゃぶ天国 出航しちゃった！
The Shabu Shabu Heaven has taken off!
どうすんだ あんなに高く！
What are we going to do?! It's so high up!
あぁっ… 姉上～～!!
Sis!
Damn him... Mocking me like that!
ﾁｸｼｮｳ ﾅﾒやがって！ おい！ へい！
After him!
Yes, sir!
♪♪～
Hey, you!
(警官)おい ｺﾗ ﾃﾒｴ！ 警察相手に 逃げられると思ってんのか～!!
[Oedo Police]
Do you think that you can outrun the police?!
I'm Otae. Please treat me gently.
(お妙)お妙でございます｡ かわいがってくださいまし｡
(社長)だから～ 違うっちゅうとるやろ！
I told you, that's not how you do it!
そこで もっと 谷間を強調じゃ ﾎﾞｹ！
You're supposed to show more cleavage there! Stupid!
うっ！ 谷間なんて 今まで生きてきて➡
I've never had cleavage before in my life!
１回も できたことないわよ｡ うぅ すまん…｡
Oh, sorry. You couldn't show any even if you wanted to.
やりたくても できへんかったんかい｡
ﾌﾞﾊｯ！ まぁ ええわ｡ 次は 実技｡
Fine! Next we'll work on your technique!
ﾊｲﾚｸﾞはいて いよいよ しゃぶしゃぶ天国じゃ！
It's time to put on your high-leg outfit and give us some shabu shabu heaven!
ちょっ… それは 角度が…｡
Hold on... That cut is...
This cut is what we're going for.
(社長)ｳﾁは この角度が売りなんや｡
どないした？ はよ はかんかい｡
What's wrong? Put it on already.
If you've lost your nerve now, it's too late!
今さら 怖気づいたところで 遅いっちゅうねん！
If you think that I'm going to go easy on you just because we're on prime-time, you're mistaken.
ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝだからって ぬるい設定に なってると思ったら大間違いや！
これも 道場 守るためや｡
This is for your dojo. So buck up, little soldier!
我慢しいや！ ｷｬｰｯ！
(飛来音)
なんや～っ!?
What's that?!
(衝突音)
(ｺﾞﾘﾗ女)ｲﾔ～ｯ！ (ｺﾞﾘﾗ男)ちょっとちょっと なに!?
Hold on. What's going on?!
Boss! What's going on?!
社長 何事でっか!?
車が… 突っ込んできよった…｡
A car crashed into us.
(社長)ｱｶﾝで これ ﾊﾟﾄｶｰやん！ 役人が 嗅ぎつけてきよったんか!?
This is bad. It's a police car!
The cops are onto us!
安心しな｡ ｺｲﾂは ただのﾚﾝﾀｶｰだ！
Don't worry. It's just a rental.
どうも～ 万事屋で～す｡
Hello. Odd Jobs at your service!
姉上！ まだ ﾊｲﾚｸﾞはかされてませんか!?
Sis! You haven't put on that high-leg outfit yet, right?!
新ちゃん！ おのれら なに さらしてくれとんじゃ！
Shin?!
What the hell are you doing?!
姉上を返してもらいにきた！ (社長)ｱﾎか～！
We've come to get my sister back!
You idiot!
ﾄﾞｲﾂもｺｲﾂも もう遅いっちゅうのが わからんか!!
Don't any of you understand that it's too late already?!
(社長)お前 こんなﾏﾈさらして 道場 ﾀﾀﾞで済まんで！
Your dojo won't be any safer after this!
道場なんて 知ったこっちゃないね｡
I don't care about the dojo.
ﾎﾞｸは 姉上が いつも笑っている 道場が 好きなんだ｡
I want a dojo where my sister is always smiling.
姉上の泣き顔を 見るくらいなら…➡
If I have to see my sister cry...
あんな道場いらない！
I don't need the dojo!
新ちゃん…｡
Shin...
ﾎﾞｹが！ たった２人で 何できるいうねん｡
Fool! What can just the two of you do?
いてもうたらぁ！
Get them!
おい ｵﾚが 引きつけといてやるから➡
Hey, I'll distract 'em.
ﾃﾒｴは 脱出ﾎﾟｯﾄﾞでも探して 逃げろ｡ ｱﾝﾀは？
Go find an escape pod or something and get outta here.
Wh-What about you?
You just think about protecting your sister.
ﾃﾒｴは 姉ちゃんを守ることだけ 考えろや｡
ｵﾚは ｵﾚの守りてえもんを守る｡
I'll protect what I want to protect.
何を ｺﾞﾁｬｺﾞﾁｬぬかしとんじゃ｡ 死ね～!!
What the hell are you going on about?
Die!
ふん～っ!! (社長たち)ｷﾞｬ～ｯ!!
All right! Next!
はい～ 次～!!
Who is this guy?!
なにっ!? でたらめだけど…｡
What?
H-His style is crazy...
強い…！
...but strong!
新一 行け～!!
Shinichi! Go!
新八だ ﾎﾞｹ～！
It's "Shinpachi," you idiot!
(お妙)新ちゃん！
Shin!
いいの？ あの人…｡
Will he be all right?
なんで あそこまで 私たちのことを…？
Why is he doing this for us?
そんなの わからないよ！ でも ｱｲﾂは戻ってくる｡
I don't know!
But he'll come back!
だって ｱｲﾂの中には ある気がするんだ｡
Because I sense it in him!
父上が言っていた あの…｡
The thing that Father talked about.
≪ああぁ～～～っ!!
ﾎﾝﾄに戻ってきた！
He really came back!
ｷﾂかったんだ～！ 思ったより ｷﾂかったんだ！
That was tough! It was far tougher than I thought!
ちょっと 頼みますよ！ １分も もってないじゃないですか!!
Try a little harder! You didn't even last a minute!
You idiot! It's really tough to make a minute-long anime!
ﾊﾞｶ野郎！ １分 ｱﾆﾒ作るのは すげえ大変なんだぞ！
いいから 早く 脱出ﾎﾟｯﾄﾞを探せ～ぃ！
Just find an escape pod right now!
ここは… 動力室？
Where are we?
The engine room?!
(社長)行き止まりや！
It's a dead end.
追いかけっこは しまいやで｡
Let's end this game of tag.
(社長)哀れやのぅ…｡
How pathetic...
The samurai who once protected the country with their swords
昔は 国を守護する剣だった侍が➡
今では 娘っ子１人 守ることもできへん なまくらや｡
are now good-for-nothings who can't even protect a single girl.
おたくらに守れるもんなんて もう ないで｡
There's nothing for you to protect.
この国も 空も ﾜｼら天人のもんや｡
This country... This sky, they all belong to us, the Amanto.
国だぁ？ 空だぁ？ くれてやるよ んなもん｡
The country? The sky?
You can have 'em.
こちとら 目の前のもん 守るのに 手一杯だ｡
I'm busy protecting the things in front of me.
それさえ守りきれずに➡
I don't know how many things I have failed to protect.
今まで いくつ 取りこぼしてきたかしれねえ｡
ｵﾚには もう 何にもねえがよ➡
I don't have anything left, but at least if I find something falling before me...
せめて 目の前で 落ちてるもんがあるなら…➡
拾ってやりてえのさ！
I want to pick it up!
(社長)しみったれた武士道やの！ もう お前は ええわ｡
What pathetic warrior spirit... I've had enough of you!
Die!
いねや！ あきまへんわ 社長｡
Hold on... Sir, no!
(社員)あれに 弾 当たったら どないするんでっか？
What'll happen if we hit the you-know-what?
船もろとも おっ死にまっせ｡
We'll die along with the ship.
O-Oh no, I forgot...
ｱｶﾝ 忘れとった｡
よいしょ｡ (社長)って 登っちゃってるよ！
Hey, he's climbing it! Hey!
Hey, wait!
ちょ 待て！ ｱｶﾝで それ この船の心臓…！
That's not good! That's the ship's engine core.
客の大事なもんは ｵﾚの大事なもんでもある｡
What's precious to my client is precious to me.
ｿｲﾂを守るためなら ｵﾚは…➡
In order to protect them...
I'll do...
...anything!
何でもやるぜ～っ!!
(亀裂が走る音)
ｷｬｱ～～ｯ！ ﾎﾝﾏに やりよった～!!
No! He really did it!
(空気が抜ける音)
(地響き) (２人)うわぁっ！
♪♪～
なに この浮遊感｡ 気持悪っ！
What is this floating sensation? I feel sick!
落ちてんのか これ！ 落ちてんの!?
Is this thing falling?! Are we falling?!
(銀時たち)わあぁ～～っ!!
幸い 海の上だったから よかったようなものの➡
Luckily we were over the ocean, but...
町に落ちていたら どうなっていたことやら…｡
...who knows what would have happened if we had fallen on the town.
あんな ﾑﾁｬｸﾁｬな侍 見たことがない｡
I've never seen such a crazy samurai.
But...
(お妙)でも… 結局 助けられちゃったわね｡
In the end, he saved us.
んだよ～！
What?!
江戸の風紀を乱す輩の逮捕に 協力してやったんだぞ！
I aided in the arrest of ruffians who were disturbing the peace in Edo!
ﾊﾟﾄｶｰ拝借したのくらい 水に流せよ！
You can let the fact that I borrowed a police car slide!
拝借って お前 ﾊﾟﾄｶｰも ｵﾚも ﾎﾞﾛﾎﾞﾛじゃねえかよ！
"Borrowed"? My car and I are a complete wreck!
もともとだろ｡ かえって 二枚目になったんじゃねえか？
You've always been a wreck! You actually look even better like that.
Seriously?! What part?
ﾏｼﾞでか!? どのへん？
姉上 ﾎﾞｸ…｡
Sis, I...
Go.
行きなさい｡
あの人の中に 何かを見つけたんでしょ？
You found something in him, right?
行って 見つけてくるといいわ あなたの剣を｡
Go and find your sword.
(お妙)私は 私のやり方で探すわ｡
I'll look for it my own way.
It's all right. I won't do anything rash anymore.
大丈夫 もう ﾑﾁｬはしないから｡
I don't want to see you cry either.
私だって 新ちゃんの泣き顔なんて 見たくないからね｡
姉上…｡
Sis...
((父:たとえ 剣を捨てるときがきても➡
Even if there comes a time when you must give up your sword,
you must never lose the unwavering sword kept in your soul.
魂におさめた まっすぐな剣だけは なくすな))
《父上…｡
Father.
What sort of soul does this guy have? It's very difficult to tell.
この男の魂 いかなるものか ひどく わかりづらいですが➡
I think it's dim but it's definitely shining.
それは 鈍く 確かに 光っているように思うのです｡
今しばらく 傍らで その光 眺めてみようと思います》
Right now, I think I'd like to watch it shine for a while.
[Preview]
Oh no! I forgot that Jump goes on sale today!
Should I use this opportunity to grow out of it?
No! Men are boys at heart until they die!
The next episode:
"Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!"
A super strong beautiful heroine who's a big eater? Kagura appears!!
Come over again, Sorachi-san. Next time, let's go to that store.
I wish I could shoot something like Getsuga Tensho, too...