ひどく わかりづらいですが➡
その名は 坂田 銀時｡
この男の魂 いかなるものか？
侍は 衰退の一途をたどっていた｡
甘党 ｱﾝﾄﾞ 無鉄砲な この男の営む 万事屋で➡
そんな時代に 侍魂をもった男が １人｡
ひょんなことから 働くことになった ﾎﾞｸ 志村 新八｡
それは 鈍く… 確かに 光っているように思うのです＞
(新八)＜侍の国… ﾎﾞｸらの国が そう呼ばれたのは 今は昔の話｡
20年前 突如 宇宙から舞い降りた 天人の台頭と 廃刀令によって➡
The land of the samurai.
There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
With the arrival of the "Amanto" from outer space
and the Sword Ban twenty years ago,
the samurai class fell into decline.
In such hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai.
His name is Gintoki Sakata,
a reckless Jack of All Trades with a sweet tooth.
Due to some rather unexpected events, I, Shinpachi Shimura, ended up working here.
What sort of soul does this guy have?
It's very difficult to tell. I think it's dim but it's definitely shining.
(お登勢)ｺﾗｧ 銀時～!!
Hey! Gintoki!
(お登勢)ｳﾀﾞｳﾀﾞ言ってねえで➡
Stop making excuses and pay off your entire rent!
耳 揃えて 家賃 払えつってんだろうが！
(銀時)この間 あれ… ﾋﾞﾃﾞｵ直してやったろ？
I fixed your VCR, remember? That oughta be enough to square us!
あれで ﾁｬﾗでいいだろ！
[Odd Jobs Gin]
[Otose Snack House]
(お登勢)いいわけねえだろ！ ５か月分の家賃だぞ？
Not even close! You owe me for five months!
大体 あのﾋﾞﾃﾞｵ また壊れて 鬼平ｺﾝﾌﾟﾘｰﾄ 失敗しちまったわい！
And the VCR broke again, so I missed an episode of Onihei Crime Story!
ﾊﾞｶ野郎！ あきらめんな｡ きっとまた再放送するさ！
You idiot, don't give up.
They'll show it again!
(お登勢)んなこたぁいいから 家賃よこせっつんだよ！
Just shut your yap and give me the rent like I asked, you naturally wavy-haired oaf!
この天然ﾊﾟｰﾏﾈﾝﾄ！ んだ ｺﾗｧ！
What?!
お前に 天然ﾊﾟｰﾏの苦しみが わかるかい！
You don't understand the suffering that people with naturally wavy hair have to go through!
(お登勢)知るか ﾎﾞｹ！
How would I know, moron?!
はぁ… またやってんのか｡
If you don't have any money,
They're at it again?
then sell your liver or the family jewels or something, you loser!
《はたして このまま あの男に ついていっていいものか…》
I wonder if it's a good idea to continue to following this man...
Shut up about the rent, you dirty old hag!
ちょっとｱﾝﾀら いいかげん…｡
You're borrowing money from this dirty old hag. So what does that make you?!
Hold on, you two. Cut it out...
はあぁ～～っ!!
あっ｡
どりゃあ～っ！
うおぉ～～～っ!!
(激突音)
《最近 悩んでる》
It's been worrying me lately.
["Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!"]
(親分)おい 井上の｡
Hey, Inoue, you've been pretty bold lately, haven't you?
最近 ﾃﾒｴ ずいぶん ﾊﾃﾞに やってるそうじゃねえかぁ？
(井上組長)いやね ﾎﾝﾄは もっと ﾊﾃﾞに ぶちかましてえんですけど➡
Well, I'd like to be bolder, but there are a lot of noisy folks...
ｺﾞﾁｬｺﾞﾁｬうるせえ連中が 多いもんでね｡
(親分)いいか おい｡ この世界 義理欠いたﾏﾈさらしゃ➡
Listen. I've got something for you if you slack off on your responsibilities.
その先に待ってるもんは １つだけだ｡
少しは 控えな｡ 悪いことは言わねえからよ｡
Hold back a little. I'm warning you.
(井上)わからねえな｡ その先に➡
I don't understand. What exactly are you saying you got for me?
いったい 何が 待ってるっていうんですかい？
身のほど わきまえろよ この 失敗ﾊﾟﾝﾁ｡
Know your place, you punch-premed bastard.
ﾃﾒｴ 今の状況 わかって言ってんのか？ ｺﾗ｡
Do you know what kind of situation you're in?
角刈りごときに ﾊﾟﾝﾁのよさを わかってもらおうなんざ➡
I don't expect someone with a crew-cut to know the joys of a punch-perm.
思ってねえよ｡ 角刈りは 角刈りらしく➡
You dopes with the crew cuts should walk on the side of the road.
道のすみっこ歩いてりゃあ ｹｶﾞしねえで済むんじゃねえの？
Then maybe you wouldn't get hurt!
(笑い声)
You bastard! You got a problem with crew-cuts?!
この野郎！ 角刈り ﾅﾒてんじゃねえぞ ｺﾗ!!
(井上)先生 お願いします｡
Take care of it, master.
(足音)
(親分たち)ん…？
お前ら… 死んだぜ｡
You're all dead.
♪♪～
(親分たち)ぐわぁ～っ！
(救急車のｻｲﾚﾝ)
(警官)いやぁ それにしても ﾊﾃﾞに やらかしやがったなぁ｡
What they did was pretty bold.
(弥七)そうっすねぇ｡
Yeah.
I don't care what happens to a bunch of hoods.
悪党が どうなろうと 構やしねえっすけど…➡
But I wonder who crushed them like that.
いったい 誰に やられたんですかねぇ？
Oh crap! JUMP comes out today!
しまったぁ！ 今日 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』の発売日じゃねえか!!
今週は 土曜日発売なの 忘れてた～｡
I forgot, this week JUMP comes out on Saturday.
引き返すか!? もういいでしょ｡
Should we turn back?!
No, forget it. We've already got the groceries to make sukiyaki.
すきやきの材料は買ったんだから｡
まぁ… これも 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』卒業する いい機会かもしれねえ｡
This might be a good chance to give it up.
いい歳こいて 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』って お前…｡
Reading JUMP at my age...
ﾊｧ ﾊｧ ﾊｧ…！
いやぁ でも 男は 死ぬまで少年だしな…｡
But men are always boys at heart until they die.
すんません… 恥ずかしい葛藤は 心の中でしてください｡
Please keep your embarrassing emotional problems to yourself, okay?
危ねえ!!
Look out!
(急ﾌﾞﾚｰｷ音と衝突音)
あぁ～！ あぁっ！
ひいちゃったよ ちょっと！ どうすんすか これ！
You hit her! What're you gonna do about this!
ｱﾝﾀ よそ見してるから!!
You weren't even looking.
D-D-Don't get worked up.
さ… 騒ぐんじゃねえよ｡ と とりあえず 落ち着いて➡
Ch-Ch-Chill out and help me find a t-t-t-t-time-time machine.
ﾀ ﾀ… ﾀｲﾑﾏｼﾝ探せ…｡ ｱﾝﾀが落ち着け!!
You chill out!
だ 大丈夫だよ～｡
It should be okay, you know.
お目覚めﾃﾚﾋﾞの星座占いじゃ 週末の ｵﾚの運勢は 最高だった｡
Wake up TV's astrology segment said I'd be lucky this weekend.
きっと 奇跡的に無傷に違いねえ｡
I'm sure that she's miraculously unharmed.
なぁ おい お嬢…｡
Hey, young lady...
Freakin' Wake-up TV!
お目覚めﾃﾚﾋﾞ～!!
Liars! I'm never gonna watch your stupid show again. Damn it!
もう二度と見ねえからな ﾁｸｼｮｳ！
いや でも お天気おねえさんは かわいいんだよな～｡
But the weather lady sure is pretty hot.
おい どうだよ 様子は!?
Hey, how is she?
ﾋﾟｸﾘともしませんけど…｡
Not even twitching.
あ～ ｸｿｯ！ 早く 医者に連れていかなきゃ!!
Crap! Gotta get her to a doctor.
…ん？
Hey, what?!
ちょっ… なにっ!? (銃声)
…ん？
♪♪～
(車の激突音)
(神楽)ﾌｩ～｡
(神楽)お前ら ﾊﾞｶですか？
You guys stupid or what?
ｱﾀｼ ｽｸｰﾀｰ はねられたくらいじゃ 死なないよ｡
I'm not going to die just from getting hit by scooter!
これ ﾔﾂらに撃たれた傷ｱﾙ｡ もう ふさがったね｡
This scar's from getting shot by those guys.
Already closed up...see.
お前 ご飯に ﾎﾞﾝﾄﾞでもかけて 食べてんの？
What, do you eat glue with your meals or something?
まぁ いいや｡
Whatever. You seem all right, so we'll be on our way.
大丈夫そうだから ｵﾚら行くわ｡ お大事に～｡
Get well soon.
(ｴﾝｼﾞﾝ音)
あれ？ 新八 お前 急に重くなったな｡
Huh? Shinpachi, did you put on some weight?!
ﾔｸｻﾞに追われる少女 見捨てる大人 見たことないね｡
How could a grown-up abandon a girl who's being hunted by the yakuza?
あぁ… ｵﾚ 心は少年だからさ｡
Because, I'm still a boy at heart.
それに この国では➡
Besides, in this country we don't call people who can stop a scooter with one hand "girls".
ｽｸｰﾀｰ 片手で止めるﾔﾂを 少女とは呼ばん｡
ﾏｳﾝﾃﾝｺﾞﾘﾗと呼ぶ｡
We call them mountain gorillas.
(組員)おっ いたぞ！ こっちだ!!
Hey! There they are!
Over heeeere--!
あっ あっ あっ！ ﾔﾊﾞｲ!!
This is bad!
Hold on! Who are they?!
ちょっ… 何なの ｱｲﾂら！ ﾛﾘｺﾝﾔｸｻﾞ？ なに？ ﾎﾟﾘｺﾞﾝ？
Demented Yakuza?
What? "Fermented"?
(組員)待ちやがれ！
Wait!
…わぁっ！
Hey! Who are you?! What did you do with your super strength?
おいおい 何なんだよ お前！ 怪力に ものを言わせて➡
何やらかしたんだ!? 私…｡
I...
ｱﾀｼ 江戸に来たら ﾏﾈｰつかめる聞いて➡
I came here from a distant planet.
遠い星から はるばる やってきたよ｡
I heard that I could make money if I came to Edo.
(神楽)私のｳﾁ… めっさ貧乏｡
My family is real poor.
[Rustle]
３食 ふりかけご飯｡
Furikake seasoning on rice, three meals a day.
I'd like to at least be able to eat raw egg and soy sauce on rice three meals a day.
せめて ３食 卵かけご飯 食べたいｱﾙ｡
いや あんまり変わんないんじゃ…｡
That's not much better.
そんなとき…➡
That's when
ﾔﾂらに誘われた｡
they made me an offer.
[Chazuke]
((ｵﾚと一緒に 変わってみねえか？
Care to change your life with mine?
そうすりゃ ３食 鮭茶漬け 食べられるぜ))
If you do, you'll get sake chazuke three times a day.
(神楽)私 それ聞いて 飛びついたね｡
I heard that and jumped on it.
Why?! Shouldn't you eat three different kinds of meals a day?
なんでだよ!? せめて ３食 ﾊﾞﾗﾊﾞﾗのもの食べようよ！
♪♪～
ｱﾀｼ 地球人に比べて ちょっぴ頑丈｡
I'm sturdy compared to earthlings.
(神楽)ﾔﾂらの依頼 引き受けた｡
I took their offer.
鮭茶漬け 毎日 ｻﾗｻﾗ｡ 幸せだったよ｡
I ate sake chazuke every day. I was so happy.
♪♪～
[Soba Shop]
[Soba]
But lately, my jobs went up the escalator.
でも 最近 仕事内容 ｴｽｶﾚｰﾀ｡
いや ｴｽｶﾚｰﾄね｡ とうとう 人のｷﾞﾝﾀﾏまで➡
You mean "escalated."
Finally, they told me to get someone's silver balls.
とってこいと 言われるようになったｱﾙ｡
Not "silver balls," just "balls."
いや ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏじゃなくて ﾀﾏね｡ ﾀﾏ｡
ｱﾀｼ もう嫌だよ｡
I can't take it anymore. Edo is a very scary place.
江戸 とても怖いところ｡ 故郷 帰りたい｡
I want to go home.
ﾊﾞｶだな ｵﾒｴ｡
Boy, are you dumb.
この国じゃよ ﾊﾟﾝﾁﾊﾟｰﾏのﾔﾂと➡
In this country, you can't trust guys with perms and girls in red.
赤い服 着た 女の言うことは 信じちゃﾀﾞﾒよ｡
You got yourself into that world. You need to get yourself out.
まぁ ﾃﾒｴで入り込んだ世界だ ﾃﾒｴで 落とし前つけるこったな｡
あっ ちょっと！
Hey, wait.
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』 まだ売ってるかなぁ？
I wonder if JUMP is still on sale.
It's all right. Things will work out.
大丈夫 何とかなるって｡
故郷に帰りたいんでしょ？
You want to go home, don't you?
I'll help you.
だったら ﾎﾞｸも手伝うからさ｡ お前…｡
You?
ﾎﾞｸたち こう見えても 万事屋だから➡
I may not look it, but I'm a jack-of-all-trades.
I'm used to situations like this.
こういうｺﾞﾀｺﾞﾀには慣れてるんだ｡ 万事屋…？
A jack-of-all-trades?
頼まれたら何でもやる ってね｡ わかりやすく言うと 何でも屋｡
I'll do anything you ask. Simply put, I'm a handyman.
地球を出るなら まずは ﾀｰﾐﾅﾙに行かなきゃね｡
If you want to leave Earth, you first have to go to a terminal.
So, let's go!
よし とにかく移動だ｡
ﾊﾞｶですか お前ら！
You guys idiots or what?! How can it be so hard bringing back one girl?!
娘っこ１人 連れ戻すのに なに てこずってんの!?
(井上)それでも極道か ﾊﾞｶ野郎!
You call yourselves gangsters?
それでも ﾊﾟﾝﾁﾊﾟｰﾏなのか この野郎!!
Do you think that's fitting for someone with a perm?!
しかし 兄貴 相手は あの夜兎族ですぜ？
But Boss, we're up against a Yato.
ｵﾚらが束になっても どうにも…｡
Even all of us together are no match for...
ﾊﾞｶですかぁ お前は!!
What are you, retarded?!
(井上)だからこそだろうが！ あの怪物娘 うまいこと使えば➡
That's why we need her!
If we use that monster girl, the Punch Perm Mob can become number one!
我ら 班池組が 天下とれっかもしれねえんだぞ!!
こっちの手に 戻ってこねえようならよ➡
She either works for me or she's dead to me.
もう構わねえ｡
(井上)殺せ！
Kill her.
She'll become a serious threat if she joins a different gang.
(井上)あれが 他の組織に渡りゃ とんでもねえ脅威だ｡
It's better to get rid of large useless tools.
利用価値のねえ大きな道具は 処分したほうがいい｡
♪♪～
いい？ 行くよ｡
Ready? Let's go!
あっ いたぞ！ あそこだ!!
Hey, there she is!
Over there!
…って 早っ！ 見つかるの早っ!!
They're quick! They found us really fast!
ﾁｯ 使えないﾒｶﾞﾈｱﾙ｡
You're a useless four-eyes. That's why I said I wanted a helicopter.
だから ﾍﾘにしろって言ったｱﾙ｡ ﾍﾘって なに!?
A helicopter?!
自分が ｢裏をかいて 表通りを 堂々と行こう｣って言ったくせに!!
You're the one who said that we could outsmart them by going in the front!
…うっ！
ひゃあ～っ！ (組員)待ちやがれ！
Wait!
あの～ 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』ありますか？
Umm... Do you have JUMP?
(店員)売り切れですけど｡ そうですか…｡
We sold out.
I see...
[Matsuya]
ようやく ﾍﾘ使う気になったｱﾙか？
Do you finally feel like using a helicopter?
Well, we don't have that kind of money.
いや そんな予算 どこにも…｡ (ﾍﾘの飛行音)
おっ 冗談じゃなかったｱﾙか！
Ah! You weren't kidding.
お～い ここｱﾙよ～！ えぇっ!?
Hey, over here!
(銃声)
♪♪～
あぁ～っ!! うがっ…！
(新八の悲鳴)
[Oedo Bookstore]
[Newest Issues]
Excuse me, do you have JUMP?
あの… 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』は…？
I have Akamaru.
(じいさん)｢赤ﾏﾙ｣だったらあるぜ｡ 『赤ﾏﾙｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』…｡
Akamaru JUMP?
♪♪～
臭いｱﾙ！ それどころじゃないだろ！
This stinks!
Now's not the time for that. Deal with it!
我慢 我慢！ (銃声)
This is bad!
ﾔﾊﾞｲよ！ 臭いよ～！
This stinks!
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』…｡
JUMP...
♪♪～
[Oedo Mart]
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』… ｼﾞｬ…｡
JUMP...JUMP...J-J-J...
♪♪～
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』…｡
JUMP...
♪♪～
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』…｡
JUMP!
Lucky me.
♪♪～
まったく しつこいな｡
They really are persistent. How long do they plan on following us?
どこまで追いかけてくれば 気が済むんだ…｡
お前 ﾍﾘも調達できないくせに➡
How did you plan on helping me when you can't even get a helicopter?
どうやって 私に 手貸すつもりだったｱﾙか？
いや 無理だから…｡ ﾗｼﾞｺﾝﾍﾘすら 無理だから…｡
That's impossible. Even an RC helicopter would be impossible.
ｳﾀﾞｳﾀﾞ言わない｡ ﾍﾘ 呼んでくるｱﾙね｡
Don't make excuses. Get us a helicopter, you good-for-nothing.
この役立たず｡ 何それ!? 逆ｷﾞﾚ!?
You're getting mad at me?! I'm helping you. How can you say that?
手ぇ貸してもらっておいて なに その言い方!!
足手まといが ﾅﾏ言わないｱﾙよ！ 金がないなら 知恵 出すｱﾙ｡
You're in the way! Don't get cocky!
If you don't have money, then give me some ideas!
なんだ それ～!? もとはといえば ｷﾐが ﾑﾁｬな…！ あっ…｡
What's with that?! Your absurd demands were the cause of all this!
♪♪～
ﾁｯｷｼｮｳ！ どこ行きやがった！
Damn it. Where the hell did they go?
まだ 遠くには 行ってないはずですが…｡
They couldn't have gotten far.
♪♪～
All right, that way!
よ～し あっちだ～！
[Kabukicho]
なんとか ここまで来れた…｡ 周囲に ﾊﾟﾝﾁﾊﾟｰﾏの影はない？
We managed to get this far. Any sign of the perm boys anywhere?
(神楽)ないね｡ 大丈夫ｱﾙ｡
None. It's all right.
ここから電車に乗れば ﾀｰﾐﾅﾙまで すぐだ｡
If you catch the train here, you'll go straight to the terminal.
故郷に帰れるよ｡ それにしても 銀さんは薄情だよなぁ｡
You can go home.
Gin really is heartless.
こんなときに 『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』だなんてさ｡ 気にしないね｡
Looking for JUMP at a time like this.
It doesn't bother me.
(神楽)江戸の人 みんな そうｱﾙ｡
Everyone in Edo is like that.
どこか冷たくて 人に無関心｡
They're somewhat cold and indifferent towards people.
それ 利口な生き方｡
That's a smart way to live. Busybodies like you are dopes.
お前のような おせっかいのほうが ﾊﾞｶね…｡
♪♪～
(神楽)結局 ﾊﾞｶは 利用されるだけｱﾙよ｡
In the end, idiots just end up being used.
でも 私 そんなﾊﾞｶのほうが好きよ｡ お前は 嫌いだけどな｡
But I'd rather be a dope.
I really hate you, though.
あれ？ 今 標準語で 辛らつな言葉が聞こえたような…｡
Huh?
It sounded like you just said something nasty with perfect grammar!
私 ﾒｶﾞﾈ男 嫌いなんだよね｡
I hate dorks with glasses.
おい！ ｷｬﾗ 変わってんぞ!!
Hey! Your personality's different!
なんだよ もう！ やってらんねえよ…!!
What's with that?!
I can't do this anymore!
Huh?
あれ？ どうしたの？
What's wrong?
う～ん…！
ふぬ～っ!!
I are stuck.
抜けないｱﾙ｡ えっ？
あれ？ ｳｿ ﾎﾞｸまで!? ﾔﾍﾞｴ 泣きそう!!
No way! Me, too. Oh no! I think I'm gonna cry!
(２人)ふぬ～っ…！ (電車の発車ﾍﾞﾙ)
The train's leaving! All right, then. Let's roll!
ﾔﾊﾞｲ 電車 もう出る！ もういい！ 転がれ!!
(電車の発車ﾍﾞﾙ)
(井上)おいおい ﾀﾞﾒだよ 駆け込み乗車は｡ 危ないよ｡
Hey, that's not good... Running onto a train is dangerous.
残念だったな 神楽｡ もうちょっとで逃げられたのに｡
Too bad, Kagura. You almost got away.
(神楽)井上！
Inoue!
(井上)何も言わずに 逃げちゃうなんて つれないねぇ｡
It's terrible of you to run away without saying goodbye. After I treated you so well.
(井上)あんなに よくしてやったのに…｡
金に困ってんじゃなかったの？ いいのかい？
What happened to your money problems?
Are you all right? You wanna go back to a furikake-on-rice lifestyle?
ふりかけご飯の生活に 逆戻りだよ？
人 傷つけて お金もらう！ もう ごめんよ！
I'm sick of hurting people for money! Nothing tastes good this way!
何食べても おいしくないｱﾙ！
Even furikake seasoning on rice tastes good after hard, honest work!
(神楽)いい汗かいて働く ふりかけご飯も おいしくなるね！
戦うしか能がないくせに 言うじゃないか｡
That's funny coming from you. Fighting's the only thing you can do.
えぇ？ 夜兎族さんよ？ 夜兎族？
Isn't that right, Yato clan?
Yato clan?
おやおや 何も知らずに ｺｲﾂに協力してたのかい？
Oh, my. You helped her and didn't even know that?
おたくも 名前くらい 聞いたことがあるだろ？
You've heard of them before, haven't you?
最強最悪の傭兵民族 夜兎｡
The Yato, the mightiest and nastiest of all the mercenary races.
(井上)姿形は 人間と大差ないが➡
They don't look all that different from humans, but they boast phenomenal strength.
驚異的な戦闘力を誇り 数多の星を潰してきた｡
They've destroyed countless planets.
ただ 戦いだけを嗜好する 戦闘民族よ｡
They're a warrior race that loves to fight.
(井上)お前は 隠していたようだが➡
It seems like you were hiding it,
その 透けるような肌の色と傘が 何よりの証拠｡
but the proof is your translucent skin and that umbrella you carry.
(井上)ﾔﾂらは 日の光を嫌い 日傘を離さないというからな｡
The Yato hate sunlight, so they always have their umbrella.
おい 神楽… 薄っぺらい道義心で 本能を拒絶したところで➡
Hey, Kagura!
You've covered your instincts with a paper-thin layer of morals,
戦うお前は 楽しそうだったぞ｡
but you looked like you were enjoying yourself when you were fighting.
(井上)お前の本能は 血を求めてるんだよ 神楽｡
Deep down you for thirst blood. That's your true nature, Kagura.
You're wrong! I...
違うね!! 私は…➡
私は… 世界中を巡り➡
I...
I've traveled around the world and have come to Edo to reinvent myself.
新しい自分になるために この江戸に…！
((なぁ また頼むよ 神楽｡
I ask you again, Kagura. There's this bad guy who's picking on us.
ｵﾚたちのことをいじめる 悪いﾔﾂがいてさ…｡
それ ﾎﾝﾄに悪いﾔﾂｱﾙか？
Is he really a bad guy?
うんうん…｡ しかたないｱﾙね))
Yeah, yeah!
I guess I have to.
(神楽)だから… だから ﾊﾞｶになって…！
That's why... That's why I was so foolish.
♪♪～
Chazuke is the best!
((お茶漬けｻﾗｻﾗ 最高ｱﾙ！))
(神楽)あの言葉を信じたのに…｡
I believed your words.
I...
私は…!! (井上)ふんっ！
戦えないお前に 価値はない｡ さいなら｡
You're useless to me if you're not gonna fight.
Ciao!
ちょ… 待て おい！ 駅員さ～ん!!
H-Hold on a second! Hey! Station staff!
Oh, no way!
ｳｿ～っ!? ﾏﾝｶﾞみたいなﾀｲﾐﾝｸﾞだ～!!
The set-up is right out of manga!
♪♪～
[A word from Sorachi]
《ｺﾞﾘﾗ:夢は 木と似ています》
Dreams are like trees.
[Me]
It's more fun to climb them than to watch them.
《眺めるより 登ったほうが楽しい》
♪♪～
《登って 初めて わかることもあるし》
And there are things you learn when you actually climb them.
ﾊｧ ﾊｧ ﾊｧ…｡
《ｵﾚって 意外と汗かき》
I sweat a lot.
[Voice: Hideaki Sorachi]
[A word from Sorachi]
♪♪～
《つけﾍﾟﾝ使うの めんどくせえよ｡
Fountain pens are crap!
背景描くのも めんどくせえし｡
And it's a pain drawing backgrounds, too!
ﾎﾝﾄ めんどくせえよな ﾏﾝｶﾞ描くのって｡
Man! It sure is a pain to draw manga.
Come to think of it, just living is pain too.
っていうかもう 生きることが めんどくさい！
ﾁｰｽﾞ蒸しﾊﾟﾝになりたい！》
I want to become a cheesecake.
[Voice: Hideaki Sorachi]
♪♪～
ｳｿ～っ!? ﾏﾝｶﾞみたいなﾀｲﾐﾝｸﾞだ～!!
Oh, no way! The set-up is right out of manga!
わぁ～っ！
(ｽｸｰﾀｰの走行音)
(２人)あっ…｡
ったく 手間かけさせんじゃねえよ！
Nothing but the frigging trouble!
銀さん！
Gin!
２人とも！ 歯くいしばれ～!!
Both of you, you'd better suck it up!
Huh? H-Hold on!
えっ!? ちょっ…！
うぉぉ～っ!!
Hold on a second!
ちょっと待って～!!
Go!
いっとけ～!!
(新八の悲鳴)
な… なんだ!? 何が起きた～!?
Wh-What's this?
What happened?!
(神楽)私… 戦うの好き｡
I like to fight.
(神楽)それ 夜兎の本能… 否定しないｱﾙ｡
That is a Yato's true nature. I won't deny it.
But, from now on, I want to fight against that nature.
でも 私 これからは その夜兎の本能と戦いたいね｡
変わるため 戦うｱﾙ｡
I'm going to fight so I can change!
こ… このﾎﾞｹが～！ 野郎ども やっちまいな～!!
Y-You idiot!
All of you! Get 'em!
(井上)あれ？
Huh?
I can't do this anymore!
(組員)つきあってらんねえよ！ ｱﾝﾀ １人でやれ！ 失敗ﾊﾟﾝﾁ!!
Get 'em yourself, you bad punch-permed bastard!
あっ おい…！
Oh, hey!
(神楽)井上！ なっ… なんですか…？
Inoue!
Wh-Wh-What is it?!
覚えてるｱﾙか？ お前が 最初に言った言葉｡
Do you remember the first thing you told me?
へっ？
♪♪～
Care to change your life with mine?
((ｵﾚと一緒に 変わってみねえか？))
ﾍﾍﾍﾍ… ｵﾚ 何か言ったっけ？
Did I say something?
♪♪～
井上… 前から ひと言 言いたかったｱﾙ｡
Inoue.
There's something I've wanted to say to you.
That afro isn't a good look for you at all!
(神楽)お前の そのｱﾌﾛ まったく似合ってねえよ!!
This is a punch perm!
こ… これ 一応 ﾊﾟﾝﾁﾊﾟｰﾏなんですけど～!!
Who cares!
どっちでもいい!!
(井上の悲鳴)
よっこいしょ… ん？ (井上の倒れる音)
ﾌｯ…｡ あっ｡
[Weekly Shonen JUMP]
あった～！
There's one!
♪♪～
助けにくるなら ﾊﾅから ついてくればいいのに｡
If you were gonna help us, then you should have come with us from the beginning.
わけのわからないﾔﾂね｡ ｼｬｲﾎﾞｰｲか？
I don't understand you. Are you a shy boy?
いやぁ 別に 助けにきたわけじゃなくてさ➡
I didn't exactly come to help you.
『ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ』探して たまたま 駅まで来ただけだって｡
I was looking for a JUMP, and I just happened to come to the station.
ﾎﾞｸらの命は 230円にも及ばないんですか？
Our lives aren't even worth 230 yen?
あぁ 電車 来たぜ｡ 早く行け｡
The train's here. Get on quick and don't come back, nightmare girl!
そして 二度と戻ってくるな 最悪娘｡
そうしたいのは やまやまｱﾙが よくよく考えたら➡
Yeah. I'd really like to do that,
but when I think about it, I don't have any money to pay my way home.
故郷に帰るためのお金 持ってないね｡
So, I'm going to stay here a little longer and save some money.
だから もう少し ここ残って お金 貯めたいｱﾙ｡
ということで お前のところで ﾊﾞｲﾄさせてくれｱﾙ｡
So, let me work for you.
じょ… 冗談じゃねえよ！
Y-You've got to be kidding!
なんで お前みたいな ﾊﾞｲｵﾚﾝｽな小娘を！
Why would I hire a girl as violent as you?!
(神楽)何か言ったｱﾙか？
Did you say something?
Not a word.
(新八/銀時)はい… 言ってません…｡
《こうして ﾎﾞｸらの職場は また にぎやかになった》
So, our work got livelier yet again.
[Snack House Otose]
おかわり よろしい？
Extra helpings?
ﾃﾒｴ 何杯目だと思ってんだ？
How many bowls do you think you've had? This isn't a restaurant!
ｳﾁは 定食屋じゃねえんだっつうの｡
ここは 酒と 健全なｴﾛをたしなむ店➡
This is a place that serves drinks and healthy eroticism...
ｵﾔｼﾞの聖地 ｽﾅｯｸなんだよ｡
It's a snack shop. A haven for old men!
そんなに ﾒｼ食いてえなら➡
If you want to eat, go to a family restaurant and order a kid's meal!
ﾌｧﾐﾚｽ行って お子様ﾗﾝﾁでも頼みな！
ﾁｬﾗついた おかずに興味ない｡ たくあんで よろし｡
I have no interest in fancy food. Pickles are fine.
食うわりには 嗜好が地味だな おい！
You've sure got simple taste for such a pig!!
ちょっと 銀時！ なんだい この娘!!
Hold up, Gintoki! What's with this girl?
(お登勢)もう ５合も ﾒｼ食ってるよ！ どこの娘だい？
She's already had five bowls!
Where's she from?!
５合か… まだまだ これからですね…｡
Five, huh? She's still got a lot more to go.
もう 家には 砂糖と塩しかねえもんな…｡
All we've got left at home is sugar and salt now.
なんなんだい ｱｲﾂら…｡
What's with them? They're so emaciated.
あんなに 憔悴しちまって…｡ ん？
(お登勢)…って おい！ まだ 食うんかい!!
Hey! You're still eating?!
(お登勢)ちょっと誰か 止めて～!!
Somebody stop her!
[Preview]
We're mistaken for terrorists and are chased by the Shinsengumi.
But Gin's friend, Katsura, helps us out.
Hey, Zura, it's been a while.
The next episode...
"Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart"
[These are the Chinese characters for Shinsengumi. Please don't screw them up.]
[It may seem a bit packed together, but ignore that.]
Umm... Do you have JUMP?
We have Sunday.