(銀時)さ～て 今週の銀さんは あの 国民的ｱﾆﾒに あやかって➡
３本立てだよ｡ あ～ん… んがぐぐ！
Okay, this week's Gin is in three parts like that popular nationally known anime.
[Today's episode is three parts like that popular nationally known anime.]
[Now enjoy the commercials our sponsors have prepared for you!]
(近藤)え～ みんな もう知ってると思うが➡
I think all of you already know this,
先日 宇宙海賊 春雨の一派と 思われる船が 沈没した｡
but yesterday a ship belonging to the Harusame outer space pirates was sunk.
And-now listen up, you jackasses-
(近藤)しかも 聞いて驚け この野郎｡
なんと ﾔﾂらを壊滅させたのは たった２人の侍らしい｡
that ship was apparently destroyed by just two samurai.
はぁ… 驚くどころか 誰も聞いてねえな｡
Surprised? Nobody's even listening!
ﾄｼ！
Toshi...
(ﾊﾞｽﾞｰｶの発射音)
I think you already know,
え～ みんな もう知ってると思うが➡
先日 宇宙海賊 春雨の一派と 思われる船が 沈没した｡
but yesterday a ship belonging to the Harusame outer space pirates was sunk.
(近藤)しかも 聞いて驚け この野郎｡
And-act surprised when you hear this, guys-
なんと ﾔﾂらを壊滅させたのは たった２人の侍らしい｡
that ship was apparently destroyed by just two samurai.
What?! Really?!
(真選組隊士たち) えぇ～っ！ ﾏｼﾞすかぁ～!?
(土方)しらじらしい｡ もっとﾅﾁｭﾗﾙにできねえのか｡
You guys are so phony. Act more sincere or I'll...
Toshi, forget it. Otherwise we'll never get finished.
ﾄｼ もういい！ 話が進まん｡
We have reports that one of the two was Katsura of the Anti-Alien Rebel Faction.
この２人のうち １人は➡
攘夷党の桂だという情報が 入っている｡
まぁ こんな芸当ができるのは ﾔﾂくらいしかいまい｡
He's about the only guy who could pull off a stunt like this.
(近藤)春雨の連中は➡
The Harusame were smuggling large quantities of illegal drugs into Edo and selling them.
大量の違法薬物を 江戸に持ち込み 売りさばいていた｡
攘夷党じゃなくても 連中を許せんのは わかる｡
Even if you take the anti-Amanto out of the equation,
I understand how they couldn't forgive the pirates.
But the real problem, starts here.
だが 問題は ここからだ｡
違法薬物の密売に 幕府の官僚が 一枚かんでいたとのｳﾜｻがある｡
Rumor has it that a Shogunate officer was involved in the drug ring.
(近藤)違法薬物の売買を 円滑に行えるよう➡
In return for his cooperation,
協力する代わりに➡
he received a taste of the profits.
利益の一部を 海賊から 受け取っていたというものだ｡
The authenticity of this information is uncertain,
真偽のほどは定かじゃねえが➡
江戸に散らばる攘夷派浪士は ｳﾜｻを聞きつけ➡
but the anti-Amanto ronin scattered throughout Edo have picked up on these rumors
and are planning assassinations. They are saying the scoundrels should be killed.
奸族 討つべし と 暗殺を画策している｡
ｵﾚたちの出番だ！
That's where we come in!
["Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch a Frog"]
(土方)この野郎…｡
You bastard...
寝てるときまで 人を おちょくった顔しやがって｡
Even when you're asleep your face pisses me off.
Hey, wake up jerk! What kind of retard sleeps on guard duty?!
(土方)おい！ 起きろ ｺﾗ｡
警備中に 惰眠をむさぼるたぁ どういう了見だ｡
Give me a break, Mom... Today's Sunday. Yer such a moron!
(沖田)なんだよ 母ちゃん 今日は 日曜だぜ｡
おっちょこちょいなんだから｡ 今日は 火曜だ！
Today is Tuesday!
You nitwit... What if the Anti-Alien Rebel Faction stormed this place while you were goofing off?!
(土方)ﾃﾒｴ！ こうしてる間に➡
攘夷浪士が乗り込んできたら どうすんだ！
仕事 ﾅﾒんなよ ｺﾗ｡
Stop treating your work with such contempt.
When did I ever treat work with contempt?
ｵﾚが いつ 仕事 ﾅﾒたってんです？
ｵﾚが ﾅﾒてんのは 土方さんだけでさぁ!!
I'm treating you with contempt, Hijikata!
よ～し 勝負だ！ 剣を抜け～!!
Fine! We'll fight right now-draw your sword!
仕事中に なに遊んでんだぃ！
Why're you playing around on duty?!
お前ら なにか？ 修学旅行気分か？
What do you think this is?! Some kind of school excursion?!
Would you care to have pillow fight, little girls?!
枕投げか この野郎！
おぉ～…！
You're the loudest of them all!
(禽夜)お前が いちばん うるさいｹﾛ！
I'm nervous enough without all this racket!
ただでさえ 気がたってるというのに!!
We're sorry.
あ すんません｡
(禽夜)ったく… 役立たずの猿ｹﾛ！
Good grief, you filthy apes are totally incompetent.
なんだい ありゃ｡ こっちは 命がけで➡
What's with that guy? We're the ones putting our lives on the line to guard him!
身辺警護してやってるって いうのに…｡
お前は寝てただろ｡
You were asleep.
(沖田)幕府の高官だか なんだか 知りやしませんが➡
He may be some big shot in the Shogunate official, but why do we have to protect that toad?
なんで あんなｶﾞﾏ 守らにゃいかんのですか？
Sogo, we're lucky the Shogunate picked us up.
(近藤)総悟… ｵﾚたちは 幕府に拾われた身だぞ｡
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for the Shogunate.
幕府がなければ 今のｵﾚたちはない｡
恩に報い 忠義を尽くすは 武士の本懐！
It is a samurai's cherished ambition to repay a debt with loyalty!
真選組の剣は 幕府を守るためにある！
The swords of the Shinsengumi exist to protect the Shogunate!
But they might be in cahoots with the pirates.
だって 海賊と つるんでたかもしれんﾔﾂですぜ？
I just can't get enthusiastic about this job. Don't you agree, Hijikata?
どうも のれねえや｡ ねぇ 土方さん？
ｵﾚは いつも ﾉﾘﾉﾘだよ｡
I'm always enthusiastic.
(沖田)あれを見なせえ｡ みんな やる気なくしちまって…｡
Look at them. They've all lost interest.
Check out Yamazaki - he's playing freakin' badminton!
山崎なんか ﾐﾝﾄﾝやってますぜ｡ ﾐﾝﾄﾝ｡
Yamazaki!
(土方)山崎！ ﾃﾒｴ なにやってんだ この野郎!!
What're you doing, you nimrod?!
総悟よ… あんまり ｺﾞﾁｬｺﾞﾁｬ考えるのは やめとけ｡
Sogo, stop thinking so much about it.
If the life of a guy in front of you is in danger,
目の前で 命 狙われてるﾔﾂがいたら➡
whether he's a good guy or not, you gotta give him a hand.
いいﾔﾂだろうが 悪いﾔﾂだろうが 手 差し伸べる｡
(近藤)それが 人間の あるべき姿ってもんだよ｡
That's the way a man should live his life.
(戸が開く音)
(近藤)あっ｡ あっ ちょっと！
Just a minute!
勝手に出歩かんでください！ ちょっと～！
Please don't go out on your own!
Wait!
はぁ… 底なしの お人よしだ あの人は｡
That guy's such a wimp, letting people walk all over him.
Wait, Kinya! It's too dangerous. I'm telling you!
(近藤)ちょっと～ 禽夜様 ﾀﾞﾒだっつうの！
(禽夜)うるさい！ もう 引きこもり生活は うんざりだｹﾛ!!
Enough! I'm sick of living cooped up in here!
Your life is in danger. Do you understand?
命 狙われてんですよ？ わかってんですか!?
What's the difference when apes like you are guarding me!
貴様らのような猿に 守ってもらっても何も変わらんｹﾛ｡
We may be apes but we're apes with the steely souls of Bushido!
猿は猿でも ｵﾚたちは 武士道っつう 鋼の魂もった猿だ！
Don't underestimate us!
ﾅﾒてもらっちゃ困る!! なにを～!?
What're you talking about? You're nothing but a country bumpkin samurai!
成り上がりの ｲﾓ侍の分際で！ ｹﾛｯ！
Ribbit! Curse you, Daraku! This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't screwed up.
おのれ 陀絡… ﾔﾂさえ しくじらなければ➡
こんなことには…｡ え？ ﾗｸﾀﾞ？
Huh? Rakuda?
♪♪～
Look out!
(近藤)いかん!!
(隊士たち)局長～!!
Chief!
(男)ﾁｯ！
山崎！ (山崎)はい！
Yamazaki!
On it!
Kondo! Hang on!
(沖田)近藤さん しっかり！
Hmph. Even an ape is useful as a primate shield.
ﾌﾝ 猿でも 盾代わりにはなったようだｹﾛ｡
♪♪～
(土方)やめとけ… 瞳孔 開いてんぞ｡
Don't do it.
Your pupils are dilated.
(山崎)ﾎｼは 廻天党と呼ばれる 攘夷派浪士集団｡
The sniper belonged to the Anti-Amanto ronin group known as the "Back to the Stars Faction."
They're separate from Katsura's group, but they're no less radical.
桂たちとは別の組織ですが 負けず劣らず 過激な連中です｡
Is that so?
そうか｡ 今回のことは ｵﾚの責任だ｡
I'm responsible for what happens this time.
I handled everything foolishly from the chain of command to the positioning of my officers.
指揮系統から 配置まで すべての面で甘かった｡
(土方)もっかい 仕切り直しだ｡
I'll have to start over again.
Vice-chief!
(原田)副長 あんなこと言われて まだ あのｶﾞﾏを守るってのかよ？
He treated you like that, and you still want to protect him?!
(原田)野郎は ｵﾚたちのことを ｺﾞﾐみてえにしか思っちゃいねえ｡
The bastard thinks humans are nothing but trash.
He doesn't even care about Kondo, who took the bullet for him.
自分をかばった近藤さんにも 何も感じちゃいねえんだ！
副長 勝手ですが この屋敷 いろいろ調べてみました｡
Vice-chief, I know you didn't order it, but I took a look around the villa.
倉庫から どっさり ｺｲﾂが…｡
A mess of drugs turned up in the warehouse...
(山崎)もう 間違いなく ﾔﾂは ｸﾛです｡
Without a doubt, he's guilty.
こんなﾔﾂを守れなんざ…➡
To be protecting a guy like that...
ｵﾚたちのいる幕府ってのは いったい どうなって…｡
What on earth has the Shogunate come to?
Hmph... A bit late for that.
(土方)ﾌﾝ なにを今さら｡
(土方)今の幕府は➡
The Shogunate doesn't even serve humanity now.
ｵﾚたち人間のためになんて 機能してねえ｡
We knew that a long time ago.
んなこたぁ とっくに わかってたことじゃねえか｡
(土方)ﾃﾒｴらの剣は 何のためにある？
So why do you lend your sword?
Is it to protect the Shogunate?
幕府 守るためか？ 将軍 守るためか？
Is it to protect the Shogun?
ｵﾚは 違う｡
Not me...
覚えてるか？
Do you remember how it used to be?
(土方)あの頃… 学もねえ 居場所もねえ➡
Remember those days when we were like thugs.
剣しか能のない ｺﾞﾛﾂｷのｵﾚたちを➡
Uneducated rogues who knew nothing but how to swing a sword?
Who was it that welcomed us into a special dojo?
汚え ｲﾓ道場に 迎え入れてくれたのは 誰か｡
(土方)廃刀令で 剣を失い 道場さえも失いながら➡
Who was it that refused to forsake us even after the order to outlaw swords was issued?
それでも ｵﾚたちを 見捨てなかったのは 誰か｡
After we lost our dojo and were stripped of our swords?
Who was it who gave us back our swords?
(土方)なくした刀を もう一度 取り戻してくれたのは 誰か…｡
幕府でも 将軍でもねえ｡
It wasn't the Shogunate, and it wasn't the Shogun.
ｵﾚの大将は あの頃から ｺｲﾂだけだよ｡
He's been our only boss since then.
大将が守るって言ったんなら しかたねえ｡
The boss says to protect this frog...then that's all there is to it.
(土方)ｵﾚは ｿｲﾂが どんなﾔﾂだろうと 守るだけだよ｡
I'll protect him, no matter what he is.
(土方)気にくわねえってんなら 帰れ｡ ｵﾚは 止めねえよ｡
If you don't like that, then go home. I won't stop you.
♪♪～
なにしてんの!? お前！
What're you doing?! Hey!
大丈夫 大丈夫｡ 死んでませんぜ｡
Don't worry. He isn't dead.
要は 守ればいいんでしょ？
I mean, we just have to protect him, right?
This way, we'll smoke the enemy out into the open...and then we'll wipe 'em out!
(沖田)これで 敵をおびき出して ﾊﾟﾊﾟｯと一掃｡ 攻めの守りでさぁ｡
I'm being proactive.
Rogues! Don't think you can get away with this!
貴様ぁ こんなことして ただで済むと… もぺ！
Hijikata, I feel the same way you do. I'm here because I like Kondo.
土方さん ｵﾚも ｱﾝﾀと同じでさぁ｡
ここにいるのは 近藤さんが好きだからでしてね｡
(沖田)でも なにぶん あの人は 人がよすぎらぁ｡
But he's just too much of a nice guy.
He can see what's good in people but he doesn't try to see the bad.
他人の いいところ 見つけるのは得意だが➡
悪いところを見ようとしねえ｡
ｵﾚや土方さんみてえな 性悪がいて…➡
With wicked thugs like you and me, Hijikata,
それで ちょうどいいんですよ 真選組は｡
the Shinsengumi has just the right balance.
ﾌｯ｡
(土方)あ～ なんだか 今夜は冷え込むなぁ｡
Ahh, it's going to be cold tonight.
薪 もっと焚け 総悟｡
Throw another log on the fire, Sogo.
はいよ！
Yes, sir!
むご～！ もぐらっはめっそ！
(銃声)
Prepare for your reckoning!
(志士)天誅！ 奸族め 成敗に参った!!
Scoundrel!
We've come to slay you!
どけ 幕府の犬ども｡
Out of our way, Shogunate dogs!
Do you think you samurai wannabes can defeat a true samurai?!
貴様らごとき にわか侍が 真の侍に勝てると思うてか！
(沖田)おいでなすった｡ ﾊﾃﾞにいくとしようや！
See? My plan is flawless.
Lets kick the crap out of them!
(近藤)ったく… ｹﾝｶっ早いﾔﾂらよ｡
You guys are so quick to jump into a fight.
Don't let Toshi and Sogo have all the fun!
ﾄｼと総悟に 遅れをとるな！
ﾊﾞｶｶﾞｴﾙを守れ～!!
Protect the stupid toad!
(隊士たち)おぉ～っ！
Let's go!
(土方)いくぞ～っ!!
"The Shinsengumi showed their mettle by arresting anti-Amanto ronin en masse."
(神楽)｢お手柄 真選組 攘夷浪士 大量 検挙｡
幕府要人 犯罪ｼﾝｼﾞｹｰﾄとの癒着に直撃｣…｡
"Shock at Shogunate VIP's collusion with crime syndicate..."
(神楽)銀ちゃん｡
Gin...
あ？ (神楽)癒着って なに？
Huh?
What's "collision" mean?
(いびき)
Hey, don't play dumb, perm boy!
(神楽)おい！ とぼけてんじゃねえぞ 天然ﾊﾟｰﾏ!!
["You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits"]
You're an unfamiliar face. Where're you from?
(よっちゃん)ﾃﾒｴ 見ねえ顔だな どこのもんだ？
This park belongs to Yo... Emperor of Kabukicho!
(けんちゃん)この辺の公園はな かぶき町の帝王➡
よっちゃんの縄張りなんだよ！
ここで遊びたきゃ ﾄﾞｯｷﾘﾏﾝﾁｮｺのｼｰﾙ➡
If you wanna play here, you had better cough up three Dokkiti-man chocolate stickers, girlie!
３枚 上納しろ 小娘！
(そよ姫)なんですか ﾊﾞｯｸﾘﾏﾝ？
What's that? "Dorky-man"?
そんなものが 城下では 流行っているんですか？
Is that what's popular outside the castle walls?
ﾊﾞｯｸﾘじゃねえよ ﾄﾞｯｷﾘだよ！
Not "Dorky," "Dokkiri"! No, wait, maybe it's "Gessori"...
いや ｹﾞｯｿﾘだったような 気もするな｡
違うよ よっちゃん ﾊﾞﾂｱﾝﾄﾞﾃﾘｰだ！
No, Yo, it's "Batsu and Terri".
(神楽)いやいや 違うよ｡
No, you're mistaken.
You're thinking of "Gory-man."
ｻﾞｯｸﾘﾏﾝの 間違いｱﾙ｡
うわぁあ！ ｻﾞｯｸﾘやられた～！
It bit me!
ﾃ… ﾃﾒｴは!?
Y...You...
The swings around here belong to me, Kagura, Queen of Kabukicho.
ここいらのﾌﾞﾗﾝｺは かぶき町の女王 神楽のものｱﾙ｡
遊びたいなら 酢こんぶ １年分 上納するよろし｡
If you want to ride them, it'll cost you a year's supply of pickled seaweed, okay?
１年分って 酢こんぶの➡
A year's supply? I don't even know how much you eat in one day!
１日あたりの摂取量が わかんねえよ！
ちっくしょ～ 覚えてろ！ 覚えてろ～！
Damn you! We won't forget this!
We won't forget this!
ﾌﾝ ｻﾞｺが…｡
Hmph. Small fry.
You saved me, Queen of Kabukicho.
(そよ姫)助かりました かぶき町の女王さん｡
ありがとうございます｡
Thank you very much.
Don't mention it.
いいってことよ…｡
More importantly, you'd better not come around here anymore.
それより ここには もう 近づかないほうがいいね｡
This is the most dangerous part of Edo.
(神楽)江戸で 最も危険な街ｱﾙ｡
待ってください！
Please wait.
What's...that you're eating?
それ… 何を食べて いらっしゃるんですか？
(そよ姫)ｶﾞｰ ﾍﾟｯ… なんですか これ｡
What's is this?! It's so sour!
すっぱい！ じいやのﾜｷより すっぱい！
Even more sour than my manny's underarms!
そのすっぱさが ｸｾになるね｡
You get hooked on the flavor.
きっと じいやのﾜｷも そのうち ｸｾになるね！
You'll be addicted to your manny's underarms soon too!
なりません… ってか嫌です！
I will not! That's gross!
城下の人は こんなものを 食べているんですね｡
So people beyond the castle walls eat this sort of thing.
ﾌﾌｯ 初めて見るものばかり…｡
This is all new to me.
お嬢さん よそ者ｱﾙか？
You're not from around here, are you, miss?
Gin and all the losers who live here reek of poverty, but you smell nice, miss.
銀ちゃんや この街の住人は みんな 貧乏くさいけど➡
お嬢さん いいにおいがするね｡
You're correct. I came from over there.
はい あそこから来たんです｡
(神楽)へぇ～ でっかい家ｱﾙな｡
Oh, that's a huge mansion.
銀ちゃん 前に言ってたよ｡
Gin told me once, that the most important samurai in the land used to live there.
あそこ 昔は この国で いちばん偉い侍がいたって｡
But, after the Amanto came,
でも 天人が来てから ただの お飾りになっちゃって➡
it's become nothing more than window dressing.
今では いちばん かわいそうな 侍になっちゃったって｡
Now it's just where the most pathetic samurai live.
そうですね｡ もうこの国の人は➡
Yes, that's right. No one in this country honors that castle anymore.
誰も あの城を 崇めたりしないもの｡
見栄えだけの ﾊﾘﾎﾞﾃの城なんて いっそ 壊れてしまえばいい｡
It's an artificial castle that exists only for show.
A mirage. I wish it would just collapse.
そうすれば 私も 自由になれるのに…｡
Then I would be free...
Miss, is something troubling you?
お嬢さん 何かお困りごとｱﾙか？
私 なんでも相談のるよ｡
I'll listen to your pathetic tales of woe.
万事屋 神楽とは 私のことね！
Jack-of-all-trades Kagura-that's me!
ﾌﾌｯ ずいぶん たくさん 名前があるんですね｡
You have so many different names.
う～ん 困りごと…｡
Hmm...something that's troubling me...
そうですね… じゃあ➡
Right.
Will you be my friend for one day today?
今日１日 お友達になってくれますか？
あ～ 暑い…｡
Man, it's hot.
なんで ｵﾚたちの制服って こんなにｶｯﾁﾘしてんだ？
Why do our uniforms have to be so thick and heavy?
Everyone's wearing lightweight clothes but us!
世の中の連中は➡
どんどん 薄着になってきてるってのに｡
And to boot, we have to go hunt someone down in this heat!
おまけに このｸｿ暑いのに 人捜したぁよ➡
もう どうにでもしてくれって｡
Give me a freakin' break!
(沖田)そんなに暑いなら➡
If you're that hot, I'll make you a summer uniform, Hijikata...
夏服 作ってあげますぜ 土方さん｡
(土方)うわぁおぅ！
That was close! Stop squirming, it's dangerous.
危ねえなぁ… 動かないでくだせえ➡
ｹｶﾞしやすぜ｡
You're the one who's dangerous! What's the big idea?!
危ねえのは ﾃﾒｴそのものだろうが｡
なに しやがんだ！ なんですかい➡
What's with you? I was about to make your uniform sleeveless.
制服 ﾉｰｽﾘｰﾌﾞにしてやろうと 思ったのに｡
Don't give me that! You were trying to cut off my arms!
ｳｿつけぇ！ 明らかに➡
腕ごと もってく気だったじゃねえか！
Actually, I'm marketing the summer uniforms I proposed.
実は今 ｵﾚが提案した夏服を 売り込み中でしてね｡
土方さんも どうですか？
How 'bout it, Hijikata?
ﾛｯｶｰになれますぜ｡ 誰が着るか！
You'll look like a rocker.
Only a moron would wear something like that!
明らかに 悪ふざけが生み出した 産物じゃねえか！
お～い どうだ？ 調査のほうは｡
Hey, how's the search going?
Finding underground terrorists is my specialty, but finding her is another story.
潜伏した 攘夷志士 捜すなら お手のもんだが➡
捜し人が あれじゃあ 勝手がわからん｡
(土方)お姫さんが 何を思って 家出なんざしたんだか…｡
What was the princess thinking running away from home like that?
人間 立場が変わりゃあ 悩みも変わるってもんだ｡
Rich, fancy people have a different set of worries.
ｵﾚには 姫さんの悩みなんて 想像もつかんよ｡
Though I can't imagine what troubles a princess might have.
Even so, she's still a young woman of a delicate age.
立場が変わったって 年頃の娘に 変わりはねえさ｡
最近 お父さんの視線が いやらしいとか➡
You know... Maybe her pop's been giving her horny looks,
お父さん 臭いとか いろいろあるのさ｡
or he had bad body odor. It could be all sorts of things.
お父さんばっかじゃねえか｡
So it's all about her father, is it?
江戸の街 すべてを 正攻法で捜すなんざ➡
It's impossible to cover every street in Edo using regular methods.
無理があるぜぃ｡ ここはひとつ ﾊﾟｰﾃｨｰでも開いて➡
Why don't we just throw a party and invite the princess?
姫さんを おびきだしましょう｡
Only you would fall for a trap that sounds straight out of a Japanese folktale!
そんな 日本昔話みてえなﾜﾅに ひっかかるのは お前だけだ！
(山崎)局長～！
Chief!
What is it, Yamazaki?
どうした 山崎｡ (山崎)目撃情報が！
We have a sighting!
(山崎)どうやら姫様は かぶき町に向かったようです！
The princess was spotted heading toward Kabukicho.
かぶき町!? よりによってﾀﾁの悪い…｡
Kabukicho?
Of all the annoying places...
Okay, place your bets! Even or odd?!
(胴元)さぁ はった はった！ 丁か半か!?
(博徒)半！ (博徒)ｵﾚも半！
Odd!
Odd for me, too!
Even!
丁！ じゃあ 私も丁で｡
Then, I'll take even.
(博徒)半！ (博徒)丁！
Odd!
Even!
(胴元)揃いやした！ ﾋﾟﾝｿﾞﾛの丁！
The bets are down! Snake-eyes. Even!
うあぁあ また負けた！
Lost again!
やべえ 家 帰れねえ！
This ain't good. I can't go home now!
♪♪～
You're awesome! You're younger than me, yet you know so much.
(そよ姫)すごいですね…｡
女王さんは 私より若いのに➡
いろんなことを 知ってるんですね｡
I suppose I do.
まあね｡
あとは １杯ひっかけて 朝までｺｰｽってのが➡
All that's left is to go have a drink and stay out till morning. That's what the kids do.
いまどきのﾔﾝｸﾞよ｡
Though, of course, everything I know, I heard from Gin.
まぁ 全部 銀ちゃんに 聞いた話だけど｡
女王さんは いいですね… 自由で｡
Your Highness is so lucky. You're so free.
(そよ姫)私… 城から ほとんど出たことないから➡
I hardly ever left the castle,
友達もいないし 外のことも 何もわからない｡
so I don't have friends and I don't know anything about the outside world.
私にできることは…➡
All I can do
is gaze out at the distant city and use my imagination,
遠くの街を眺めて 思いを馳せることだけ｡
wishing I could skip along without a care in the world and go out,
あの街角の娘のように 自由に跳ね回りたい｡
自由に遊びたい｡ 自由に生きたい…｡
free to play.
Live freely.
そんなことを 思ってたら➡
Once I started thinking like that, before I knew it, I had to run away from the castle.
いつのまにか 城から逃げ出していました｡
But from the very start, I decided that it would be for only one day.
(そよ姫)でも 最初から １日だけと 決めていた｡
If I were to vanish, it would cause grief for so many people.
私がいなくなったら いろんな人に 迷惑がかかるもの｡
You're exactly right.
(土方)そのとおりですよ｡
So let's go back.
さぁ 帰りましょう｡
あっ…!?
なにしてんだ ﾃﾒｴ！
What are you doing?!
(土方)おい 待て！
Hey, wait!
Get them!
確保～!!
ぬああ～～っ!!
♪♪～
Out of our way!
どくｱﾙ～!!
♪♪～
She leapt onto the roof carrying the princess!
姫を抱えて 屋根の上まで 跳び上がりやがった！
(隊士)何者だ!? ｱｲﾂ！
Who is she?!
Isn't she that Hercules girl from the Odd Jobs place?
ありゃ～ 万事屋のとこの 怪力娘じゃねえのか？
なぜ 姫と？ さぁ｡
Why's she with the princess?
Beats me.
ちょっと～ 総悟君！
Hey! Sogo! What're you doing, taking out the heavy artillery?!
なにやってんの 物騒なもん出して！
I don't like taking roundabout methods.
回りくどいのは 苦手なもので｡
待て！ 姫に当たったら どうするつもりだ おい～!!
Wait! What if you hit the princess?!
(沖田)そんなﾍﾏはしねえや｡ ｵﾚは昔➡
I won't make that mistake.
It's always been my dream to one day be known as the "Sniper."
ｽﾅｲﾊﾟｰというあだ名で 呼ばれていたらいいのになぁ｡
(近藤)えぇ～っ!? ただの願望じゃねえかよ！
Hey!
You're saying you just aspire to be a good shot?
A man can realize his strength better
(沖田)夢をつかんだﾔﾂより 夢を追ってるﾔﾂのほうが➡
when he's chasing his dream than after he's caught it.
時に 力を発揮するもんでさぁ｡ (近藤)ﾀﾞﾒ!!
No!
(土方)ｺﾗ～！ 出てこい!!
Hey! Come on out!
I don't know how you became acquainted with Soyo, but she's very important to this country.
(土方)お前がどうやって そよ様と 知り合ったかは知らんが➡
そのお方は この国の大切な人だ｡
(土方)これ以上 ｵﾚたちのｼﾞｬﾏをするなら➡
If you cause us any more trouble, I'll have to arrest you, too.
お前も しょっぴくぞ！ 聞いてるか!!
Are you listening to me?!
Your Highness, you've done enough. I'll go home.
女王さん もういいです｡ 私 帰ります…｡
なんで？ 自由になりたくないｱﾙか？
Why? Don't you wanna be free?
I'll free you.
私 自由にしてあげるよ｡
自由にはなりたいけれど➡
I want to be free...
これ以上 女王さんに迷惑は…｡
but I don't wish to cause Your Highness any more trouble.
You're no trouble.
(神楽)迷惑 違うよ｡ 約束したｱﾙ｡
We made a promise: to be friends all day today.
(神楽)今日１日 友達って…｡
友達 助けるに 理由いらないね｡
I don't need a reason to help a friend.
That's the spirit of Edo.
それが 江戸っ子の心意気ｱﾙ！
I've still for a lot of fun things to teach you!
まだまだ いっぱい 楽しいこと教えてあげるよ！
That's right, we're friends.
そう… 私たち 友達です｡
(そよ姫)でも…｡
But,
that's exactly why I don't want to cause you trouble.
だからこそ 迷惑かけたくないんです｡
Thank you ever so much for your kindness, Your Highness.
ﾎﾝﾄに ありがとうございました 女王さん｡
Although it was only for half a day, I felt as though I was just a regular girl.
たった半日だったけれど➡
普通の女の子になれたみたいで とても楽しかった｡
It made me very happy.
(そよ姫)それじゃ…｡
Farewell.
Wait! That's not fair!
待つね！ ずるいよ!!
You made a promise yourself, and now you're just going to break it?!
(神楽)自分から約束しといて 勝手に破るｱﾙか！
(神楽)私 もっと遊びたいよ！ そよちゃんと➡
I want to play with you some more!
I wanna be friends with you, Soyo!
もっと仲よくなりたい！ ずるいよ!!
This isn't fair!
(そよ姫)そうです｡ 私 ずるいんです｡
Yes, I am being unfair.
だから… 最後に もう１個 ｽﾞﾙさせてください｡
That's why I have one last unfair favor to ask.
(そよ姫)１日なんて 言ったけれど➡
I said "one day,"
ずっと… 友達でいてね｡
but I want you to be my friend forever, okay?
(結野ｱﾅ)ｷﾐはどうして 酢こんぶ食べるの？
Why're you eating pickled seaweed?
(坊主)だって お姫様が おいしい って食べてるから｡
Huh? Because the princess was eating it and she said it tastes good!
(結野ｱﾅ)今 空前のﾌﾞｰﾑを起こす 酢こんぶのかげには➡
Princess Soyo, the Shogun's younger sister,
将軍様の妹君 そよ姫が 深く関わっています｡
is widely associated with the unprecedented pickled seaweed boom.
The princess was seen observed at a recent poetry gathering
(結野ｱﾅ) 先日 催された 歌会の折に➡
酢こんぶをかじる 姫の姿が目撃され…｡
chewing on a stick of seaweed...
(新八)へぇ～｡ 酢こんぶ好きのお姫様ですって｡
Wow.
A princess who likes pickled seaweed...
Silly! It's got to be a scam.
ﾊﾞ～ｶ おめっ！ ｳｿに決まってんだろ あんな～！
They just do that kind of thing to pretend to be like us common folk.
ありゃ～ 庶民派のｲﾒｰｼﾞ出して 親近感もたれようとしてんだって｡
They probably feast on fois gras all day at the castle.
どうせ城じゃあ ﾌｫｱｸﾞﾗ三昧よ～｡
きっと 寿司の上に 寿司のせて食べてるよ｡
I bet they even put sushi on top of their sushi!
見ろ お前｡ 本物の 酢こんぶ娘を…！
Look, there's your real pickled seaweed girl.
(寝息)
See how her sleeping face just reeks of poverty.
寝顔から 貧乏くささが 流れ出してんだろ｡
Now that's the real thing.
これが 本物ってﾔﾂだよ！
[The Queen and Princess of Kabukicho]
[Another Day of Cooking]
Good afternoon, and welcome to "Another Day of Cooking."
Today's menu is rice omelet.
It's a dish that excites kids both big and small, isn't that right, Sensei?
Well, I hate kids, or should I say, why should I have to cook for someone else?
Stop babbling needlessly and get started. Okay, Sensei?
Shinpachi, Kagura, let's put our spirits into this!
Yeah!
We'll begin by making chicken rice.
Sensei, what shall we do first?
Kagura, dice the vegetables into small pieces.
Roger that!
Hey! Why're you destroying the entire kitchen!
One kitchen, finely diced.
Man, you're hopeless.
This is how you cut vegetables.
Watch.
♪♪～
Just like that.
Come on! You can't cut an onion with a wooden sword!
It takes spirit. Spirit!
If you've got spirit you can julienne, shave fine sheets, or anything.
こんちわ～｡ 『今日も料理』で～す｡
Excuse me, Sensei.
(お妙)今日の献立は ｵﾑﾗｲｽです｡
You've been tossing in the ingredients at random.
大きな お子さんから 小さな子供さんまで➡
大興奮ですね 先生｡
Could you at least tell us the amounts?
いや～ ｵﾚ 子供 嫌いだから｡
Oh, it doesn't matter. Don't worry about it.
っていうか なんでｵﾚが 他のﾔﾂのために➡
Whatever you feel like.
But this is a cooking show, so you can't just say anything.
料理なんてしなきゃいけな…｡ うっ…！
ﾑﾀﾞ口たたいてないで とっとと作りましょうね 先生｡
新八！ 神楽！ 気合い入れていくぞ!!
Ballpark amounts are the fundamentals of men's cooking.
おう…｡ おう!!
If you just do what you feel like...
まずは ﾁｷﾝﾗｲｽから作ります｡
先生 何から始めましょうか？
We have cold Chinese noodles with toppings.
神楽！ 野菜 切ってくれ｡ みじん切りな｡
When did you put in noodles?!
了解であります！
The ingredients have been cooked until tender.
ほあちゃ～っ!!
Isn't it about time for the rice?
おい！ ｷｯﾁﾝごと 破壊してどうすんの!!
Hey! We haven't finished the dish yet!
木っ端みじん切り！ ったく しゃあねえなぁ…｡
You're not supposed to eat that!
Can I have seconds?
野菜ってのは こうやって切んだよ｡
We're ruined.
Hey, hey, what're we going to do?
おら～っ…!!
We don't have any extra rice at home.
I thought something like this might happen, so I prepared some rice omelet.
ざっと こんなもんだ｡ お～い!!
木刀で ﾀﾏﾈｷﾞ切れるわけねえだろ!! 気合いだ 気合い！
気合い入ってりゃ 千六本だろうが➡
You don't think...
かつら剥きだろうが なんだって できるさ！
It better not be those poor, innocent, abused eggs.
(お妙)あの 先生｡
さっきから かなり適当に 材料ぶっこんでますけど➡
なんとなく 分量とか 教えてもらえませんか？
It's art, after all.
Will we die if we don't eat it?
いいの いいの｡ 気にしないで｡ こんなの適当だから｡
Well, bon appétit.
でも 一応 料理番組 気取ってますから➡
[Preview]
何かしら言っとかないと ﾏｽﾞｲんですけど…｡
A "Weird Cosmic Pet Grand Prix."
男の料理は おおざっぱが基本なんだよ｡
We have one at home, too!
All right! We'll win the grand prize with Sadaharu!
こうやって 適当にやってれば… ﾊｯ!?
Zura! What're you doing here?!
What's that thing?! It's gross!
冷やし中華が 完成しちゃいました！
The next episode: "Pets Resemble Their Owners."
麺 いつ入れたんだよ!!
[Here's a preview of the new ending!]
There's a new ending after this.
具材のほうに かなり 火が通ってきましたね｡
[Katsura's pet "Elizabeth" takes on our Sadaharu.]
そろそろ ご飯…｡ ん？
お～い!! まだ 調理前だから！
[Which one will win the battle between space creatures?!]
食べちゃ ﾀﾞﾒだから～!!
おかわりよろし？ 全滅だぞ…｡
おいおい どうすんだ？
余分な米なんて 家には どこにもねえぞ！
(お妙)こんなこともあろうかと➡
こちらに 完成したものを 用意してありま～す！
うふっ｡
まさか…｡
かわいそうなﾀﾏｺﾞじゃ ねえだろうな…？
(３人)へっ…｡
やっぱ ｱｰﾄだよ…｡
これ 食べないと死ぬｱﾙか？
さぁ 召し上がれ｡