[Twenty years since the arrival of the Amanto. A festival to commemorate the country's opening.]
[Gintoki and friends are helping Gengai repair his robot for the festival.]
(桂)誰だ？
Who's there?
(高杉)ﾌﾌﾌ…｡
Zura...
ﾂﾞﾗ… 相変わらず 幕吏から逃げ回ってるようだな｡
Still on the run from the Bakufu, huh?
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ｡
Why are you here?
なんで ｷｻﾏが ここにいる？
Heard you escaped from the Bakufu's pursuit and were laying low in Kyoto.
幕府の追跡を逃れて 京に 身を潜めていると聞いたが｡
I couldn't resist after hearing there was a festival going on. So here I am.
祭りがあるって聞いてよ➡
居ても立ってもいられなくなって 来ちまったよ｡
(桂)祭り好きも 大概にするがいい｡
Better keep that love of festivals of yours under control.
(桂)ｷｻﾏは ｵﾚ以上に 幕府から嫌われているんだ｡
The Bakufu hates you even more than they hate me.
[Bakufu is a common term for the Shogunate or government]
(桂)死ぬぞ｡
You'll get yourself killed.
No way would I miss a festival that the Shogun himself is going to attend.
よもや 天下の将軍様が 参られる祭りに➡
参加しないわけにはいくまい｡
How did you know?
お前 なぜ それを？ まさか…｡
You're not gonna...?!
(高杉)ﾌﾌ… そんな大それたことを するつもりはねえよ｡
I don't intend to do anything that outrageous. But that would be fun.
(高杉)だがしかし おもしれえだろうなぁ｡
祭りの最中 将軍の首が 飛ぶようなことがあったら…➡
If the Shogun's head should fly during the festival,
the Bakufu and the entire country would be turned upside down.
幕府も 世の中も ひっくり返るぜ｡
(笑い声)
["Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes"]
Hey! You old geezer! Hiraga, you bastard get out!
(お登勢)ｺﾗｧ ｸｿじじい！ 平賀 ﾃﾒｴ 出てこい この野郎!!
(お登勢)ﾃﾒｴは どれだけ 近所の皆様に迷惑かけてるか➡
Do you have any idea how much trouble
you've caused everyone in the neighborhood?
わかってんのかぁ!?
"Gashakon, gashakon" day and night!
["Gashakon" is a very loud, clunky noise]
(男)昼夜問わず ｶﾞｼｬｺﾝ ｶﾞｼｬｺﾝ！ ｶﾞｼｬｺﾝ戦士か ﾃﾒｴは!!
You some kind of Gashakon Warrior or something?!
I don't give a damn if you're the top inventor in Edo! You build nothing but junk.
江戸一番の発明家だか なんだか知らねえが➡
ｶﾞﾗｸﾀばっか 作りやがって｡
The Kabukicho Block Association has had it with you!
ｱﾀｼら かぶき町 町内会 一同も ｶﾞﾏﾝの限界だ｡
おい 野郎ども やっちまいな｡
Go get 'em, men!
(ﾊｳﾘﾝｸﾞ)
First up, Shinpachi Shimura from Kabukicho. Thank you!
(新八)１番 かぶき町から来ました 志村 新八です｡
よろしくお願いします！
(みんな)ん…？
(ﾗｼﾞｶｾの音楽)
Cho-me cho-mee cho-me cho-mee!
♪♪｢×× ××｣ ﾉ～～ｯ!!
Good lord! I said to stop the noise!
おい!! ｱﾀｼは 騒音 止めてくれって言ったんだよ！
なんだ？ これ｡ 増してるじゃねえか！
What is this?! You're making it worse!
２つの騒音が ﾊｰﾓﾆｰ奏でてるじゃねえか!!
The two noises are creating a harmony!
The best way to handle a bully is to bully him right back.
(銀時)ｲｼﾞﾒっ子 黙らすには 同じようにｲｼﾞﾒんのが いちばんだ｡
殴られたこともねえﾔﾂは➡
A guy who's never been punched doesn't know how it hurts.
人の痛みなんて わかりゃしねえんだよ｡
You're the one who doesn't get it!
わかってねえのは ｵﾒｴだ！
My eardrums are about to burst!
こっちは 鼓膜 破れそうなんだよ!!
What're you talking about, old lady?
なぁに言ってんだ ばあさん いちばん痛いのは 新八だ｡
Shinpachi's the one who's really suffering.
He's showing off in public that he can't sing.
公衆の面前で 音痴 さらしてんだから｡
Looks to me like he's having a blast!
(お登勢)なんか 気持よさそうだけど～!?
Shinpachi, let me sing next.
(神楽)新八 次 私 歌わせてよ｡ (歌声)
I bought the latest song by Goro Kitajima.
北島 五郎の新曲 手に入れたね｡ (歌声)
Come on... Hey, are you listening to me, tone-deaf?!
ねぇ！ おい 聞いてんのか 音痴!! (歌声)
What?! Cut it out!
やめろよ！
Oh, man... What're they doing?
あ～あ～ なにやってんだ ｱｲﾂら｡ しようがねえなぁ｡
Sheesh!
Heeey! I'm singing next!
おい 次 歌うのは ｵﾚだぞ！
What did you people come here to do, anyway?!
(お登勢)ｵﾒｴら いったい 何しにきたんだ!?
Forget it. If I have to listen to you guys sing, I'd rather sing myself!
(お登勢)もういい ﾃﾒｴらの歌 聴くくらいなら➡
自分で歌う！ 貸せ!!
Give me that!
No one wants to hear you sing!
ﾃﾒｴの歌なんて 聴きたくねえんだよ！
Keep quiet, you rotten old hag!
腐ればばあ 黙ってろ!! (お登勢)なんだと～？
How dare you?! Then how about a duet, damn you!
じゃあ ﾃﾞｭｴｯﾄで どうだ この野郎！
(みんな)…ん？
Huh? What?! This is Hiraga-san?!
え？ これが 平賀さん？
ん？ ちょちょ ちょ…！
ｲﾃﾃﾃ！ 頭 とれる！ 頭 とれるって 平賀さん！
You're taking my head off!
I said you're taking my head off, Hiraga-san!
やめろ 平賀さん！
Stop it, Hiraga-san!
Idiots! I'm Hiraga.
(平賀)たわけ！ 平賀は ｵﾚだ｡
人んちの前で ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ騒ぎやがって ｸｿｶﾞｷども｡
You brats are making a terrible racket in front of my house.
Think about all the trouble you're causing the neighborhood!
(平賀) 少しは 近所の迷惑を考えんか！
(お登勢)そりゃﾃﾒｴだ ｸｿじじい｡
That's you, you old geezer!
ﾃﾒｴの奏でる騒音のおかげで➡
That racket you're making is driving everyone in the neighborhood gashankon crazy!
近所のﾔﾂは みんな ｶﾞｼｬｺﾝﾉｲﾛｰｾﾞなんだよ！
I don't recall ever making a racket that went "gashankon"!
(平賀)ｶﾞｼｬｺﾝなんて騒音 奏でた覚えはねえ｡
ｶﾞｼｬ ｳｨｰﾝ ｶﾞｯｼｬﾝだ！
It's gashuiin-gasshan!
源外… ｱﾝﾀも いい歳してんだから いいかげん 静かに生きなよ｡
Gengai, you're not young anymore. Try to live in peace and quiet.
ｶﾗｸﾘに 老後の面倒でも みてもらうつもりかい？
You intend to have those wind-up toys look after you in retirement?
Shut up, old hag!
うっせえよ ばばあ！
I don't care how many times you come-I'm not closing up the shop!
何度 来ようが ｵﾚは 工場は たたまねえ！ 帰れ!!
Go home!
Hey, Saburo! Don't hold back. Force them out!
おい 三郎 構うこたぁねえ｡ 力ずくで追い出せ!!
Affirmative.
(三郎)御意｡
Hey, wha...? Wait!
おい… ちょ ちょ… だあぁ～～っ!!
[Gengai's Retreat]
Wow! It's a mountain of robots.
うわぁ～ ｶﾗｸﾘの山だ｡
これ 全部 平賀さんが作ったんですか？
Did you make all of these, Hiraga-san?
What're you guys doing, packing up without permission?! Dammit!
(平賀)ﾃﾒｴら なに 勝手に 引っ越しの準備 進めてんだ！
ﾁｸｼｮｳ！ 縄 ほどけ～!!
Untie these ropes!
おい 茶 頼むわ｡ 御意｡
Hey, get me some tea.
Affirmative.
Saburo! Why're you working like their servant?! Help me!
三郎！ ﾃﾒｴ なに こき使われてんだ｡ 助けんかい！
Boy, you sure make truly good stuff, old man.
いやぁ～ 実に いいもん 作ってんじゃねえか じいさん｡
この ﾎﾟﾝｺﾂ君 ｳﾁにも１つ くんねえ？
Can I get one of these tin cans for myself?
Huh?
…あれ？ あっつ!!
Hot diggity!
ﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ！ ざまあみろ！
Serves you right!
三郎は ある程度の言語を 理解できんだよ｡
Saburo can understand human languages to a certain extent.
He responds to people who use aggressive words or actions with his iron fists.
自分に攻撃的な言葉や行動を とるﾔﾂには 鉄拳で答えるぞ｡
よし 今のうちに わしを解放しろ｡ 早くしろ ﾎﾟﾝｺﾂ！
Okay! Release me from these ropes now! Hurry up, you bucket-of-bolts!
…ぶはっ！
Otose-san, is that man really Edo's top inventor?
お登勢さん あの人 ﾎﾝﾄに 江戸一番の発明家なんですか？
Huh? That's what I hear.
あ？ なんか そうらしいよ｡
(お登勢)でも ｱﾀｼらには ただのｶﾞﾗｸﾀにしか見えないね｡
But to us, it looks like just junk, you know.
It's not junk.
ｶﾞﾗｸﾀなんかじゃねえ！
ものを作るってのは ﾃﾒｴの魂を 現世に 具現化するようなもんよ｡
Creating something is like materializing your soul into reality.
ｺｲﾂらは みんな ｵﾚの大事な息子よ｡
These are all my beloved sons.
Your son's tangled up over there with a delinquent.
息子さん あっちで 不良に からまれてるよ｡
No!
(神楽)ﾋﾞｭ～ﾝ！ ｲﾔｲﾔ ｲﾔ！
(神楽)ﾛｹｯﾄﾊﾟﾝﾁ 発射ｱﾙ！ (平賀)やめて！
Rocket Punch Fire!
Stop!
He can't do that!
(平賀)そんな機能 ないから！ 腕 もいでるだけだから!!
You're just tearing his arms off!
That should do it.
これで よし… と｡
You can make as much noise as you like out here.
ここなら いくら騒いでも 大丈夫だろ｡ 好きなだけ やりな｡
Do it all you want.
好きなだけって ｵﾒｴ… みんな ﾊﾞﾗﾊﾞﾗなんですけど…｡
All I want? But they're all broken to bits...
What have you bastards done?
なんてことしてくれんだ ﾃﾒｴら！
Don't worry. Sabu is okay.
(神楽)大丈夫だよ｡ ｻﾌﾞは無事ｱﾙ｡
Affirmative.
(三郎)御意｡ 御意じゃねえよ！
Don't "Affirmative" me! It's shaped differently!
なんか 形 違うぞ！ 腕 ねえじゃんか 腕！
You're missing your arms! Your arms!
(平賀)あぁ どうすんだ これじゃ 祭りに➡
What am I going to do?! I won't be able to finish in time for the festival!
間に合わねえよ｡ (新八/銀時)祭り？
Festival?
In three days,
３日後 鎖国解禁20周年の祭典が 行われるんだよ｡
there's going to be a festival to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the country's opening to the Amanto.
Even the Shogun is going to make a rare public appearance.
それに 珍しく 将軍様も出てくるらしくてよ…｡
I have direct orders from the Bakufu to have my robots perform at the ceremony.
そこで ｵﾚのｶﾗｸﾘ芸を披露するよう 幕府から 命が下ってんだよ｡
(平賀)どうすんだよ 間に合わなかったら切腹もんだぞ｡
What am I going to do?
If I don't finish in time, I'll have to commit seppuku!
Uh-oh, I forgot I was making curry...
あ やべ｡ ｶﾚｰ煮込んでたの 忘れてた｡
(平賀)おい～！ 三郎の腕 返せ!!
Hey! Give me back Saburo's arms!
Darn those kids... They're crazy.
なんてﾔﾂらだ｡ ﾑﾁｬｸﾁｬだ｡
Will you be all right?
ｱﾝﾀ 大丈夫なのかい？
I've got no choice, do I? If I work around the clock, I might...
やるしかねえだろ｡ 徹夜で仕込めば 何とか…｡
Not that. I meant your son.
そうじゃない｡ 息子さんのことだよ｡
(お登勢)ｱﾝﾀの息子 たしか 幕府に…｡
If I'm not mistaken about your son, didn't the Bakufu...?
Otose, the trick for an old man to live a long life is to quickly forget the bad things.
(平賀)お登勢よ… 年寄りが 長生きするｺﾂは➡
ｲﾔなことは さっさと忘れることだよ｡
And, I've told you before, these are my sons now.
それに 言ったろ？ 今は ｺｲﾂが ｵﾚの息子だってよ｡
Dad! Dad, please stop!
((息子:親父… 親父 やめてくれ！
What good will making a robot that kills do?!
こんな 人殺しのｶﾗｸﾘ作って どうすんだよ？
親父は ｶﾗｸﾘを人の役に立てたい って 言ってたじゃねえか！
Dad, didn't you say that you wanted robots to help people?!
And that time is now.
(平賀)だから 今が そのときだろうが｡
このままじゃ この国は 天人どもに乗っ取られちまう｡
If things remain as they are, this country will be taken over by the Amanto.
This is the only thing I can do.
ｵﾚにやれることは ｵﾒｴ… こんなことくらいしかねえだろ｡
だったら ｵﾚが代わりに戦う｡
Then I'll fight instead.
なに言ってやがる｡
What're you talking about?
親父… ｱﾝﾀ いつからか 全然 笑わなくなっちまったな｡
Dad, you stopped smiling long ago.
(息子)ｵﾚはな 親父… 油まみれになって➡
You know, Dad...
I loved watching you work happily on your robots...all covered in grease.
楽しそうに ｶﾗｸﾘ いじくってる➡
ｱﾝﾀの背中が 好きだったんだ｡
Like a kid playing in mud.
(息子)まるで ｶﾞｷが泥だらけになって➡
はしゃいでるような ｱﾝﾀの姿がな｡
I don't want to see you working with such a grim look on your face.
(息子)そんな 険しい顔で 仕事してるｱﾝﾀ ｵﾚは 見たかねえ｡
おい 待て｡ 待て 三郎！
Hey, wait!
Wait, Saburo!
Listen up. On the day of the festival,
the Shinsengumi will protect the Shogun with every last man.
If the Shogun so much as gets a scratch, our heads will roll!
Keep that in mind!
If you see anyone suspicious, kill them without hesitation!
I'll take full responsibility.
For real? In that case, I'll start by killing every samurai in sight.
You can take the consequences.
Okay, guys! Disregard that last order.
Also, although this intelligence is still unconfirmed,
we have information that someone really dangerous is in Edo.
Someone really dangerous? Who could that be?
Remember that incident where over a dozen government officials
got assassinated during a dinner meeting?
That was his work.
The most radical and dangerous man among the Anti-foreigner faction.
His name is Shinsuke Takasugi.
Let's invite Yo-chan, too!
This sweet smell must be
(土方)いいか 祭りの当日は➡
cotton candy.
Cotton candy!
真選組 総出で 将軍の護衛に つくことになる｡
Damn.
(土方)将軍に かすり傷ひとつでも つこうものなら➡
Quit playing and get back to work!
Good grief, we're short on time!
ｵﾚたち 全員の首が飛ぶぜ！
But Hiraga-san, the festival has already begun.
そのへん 心してかかれ｡
きなくせえ野郎を 見つけたら 迷わず ぶった切れ！
We came to help you, but we're not going to make it.
ｵﾚが 責任をとる｡
The robot performance doesn't start till tonight.
(沖田)ﾏｼﾞですかい｡ じゃあ 侍 見つけたら➡
If we can somehow finish by this evening, we'll manage.
片っ端から たたき切りますぁ 頼みますぜ｡
Don't play dumb!
(土方)お～い みんな さっき言ったことは➡
You think I wouldn't know about it?!
なしの方向で｡
それから ｺｲﾂは まだ 未確認の情報なんだが…｡
This shirt has lipstick all over it!
You can't lie to me anymore!
江戸に とんでもねえ野郎が➡
Affirmative.
"Affirmative, Afffirmative"...
来てるって 情報があんだ｡
That's all you ever say!
とんでもねえﾔﾂ？ いったい誰で？
That's why your subordinates look down on you!
Try saying "No" for a change, you perpetual manager!
以前 料亭で会談をしていた 幕吏 十数人が➡
Affirmative.
皆殺しにされた事件があったろう｡
That's it! Domestic Violence!
あらあ ﾔﾂのしわざよ｡
What're you doing?! Stop that!
Who is she?!
It's Sachiko, isn't it?
(土方)攘夷浪士のなかでも 最も過激で 最も危険な男…｡
That ugly witch who came to our housewarming party!
Stop it, I said! What sort of sick soap opera are you playing?!
It might be playing to you, but to me, it meant everything in the world!
(土方)高杉 晋助のな｡
なんとか 間にあいましたね｡
We somehow managed to finish on time.
まぁ ところどころ 問題はあるけど…｡
Though there are problems in spots.
(平賀)ｹｯ… もともと ﾃﾒｴらが来なきゃ➡
Hmph!
If you guys hadn't shown up, I wouldn't have had any problems.
こんな手間は かからなかったんだよ｡
公害じじいが 偉そうなこと 言ってんじゃねえ｡
Get off your pedestal, you public hazard geezer!
ｵﾚたちは ばばあに言われて しかたなく 来てやった…｡
We only came 'cause the old hag forced us.
(平賀)最後のﾒﾝﾃﾅﾝｽがあんだよ｡
I still have final adjustments to make.
ｼﾞｬﾏだから 祭りでも どこでも 行ってこい｡
You'll only get in the way, so go to the festival or something.
銀ちゃん 早く 早く！
Gin-chan, hurry, hurry!
ありがとう 平賀さん！
Thank you, Hiraga-san!
Hmph.... They sure are a rowdy bunch. Right, Sabu...
ﾍｯ まったく にぎやかなﾔﾂらだ｡
なぁ さぶ… 三郎！
Saburo!
(平賀)ちょっ お前はﾀﾞﾒだってば 三郎よ！
Hey, you can't go! Saburo!
(ざわめき)
次は 焼きうどんね！
Let's eat fried udon next!
(平賀)妙なもんだな｡
How odd... Almost looks as if Saburo's having fun too.
なんだか 三郎も 楽しそうに見えるわ｡
そりゃあ いっつも険しい顔した➡
Well, anything's more fun than hanging out with a grim-faced old geezer like you.
じじいといるよりは 楽しいだろ｡
ﾍｯ 息子と同じようなこと 言いよる｡
You say the same thing my son did.
息子？ ｱﾝﾀ そんなのいたの？
Son? You had one?
もう 死んじまったがな…｡
He already died, though.
勝手に 戦に出て 死んじまったよ｡
He went off to war on his own and died.
ｵﾚに劣らず ｶﾗｸﾘ好きでよ｡
He loved robots every bit as much as I do.
一緒になって 機械いじりまわす ｸｿｶﾞｷだった…｡
A brat who would sneak in to tinker with machines.
今にして思えば あの頃が➡
When I think back now, that might've been the happiest time of my life.
いちばん楽しかったかも しれねえな｡
(平賀)昔は ただ好きだから ｶﾗｸﾘ いじくりまわしてたが➡
Back then I tinkered with robots because I loved them.
江戸一番の発明家だ とか 言われだしてから➡
But ever since people started calling me the greatest inventor in Edo and such,
ｶﾗｸﾘは ｵﾚにとって➡
robots just became a means to an end.
何かを得る 手段に なり下がっちまった…｡
(平賀)息子の野郎は そんなｵﾚに反発して➡
That son of mine rebelled against me for that and left me.
出てっちまったよ… それっきりだ｡
And that was it.
そういや お登勢から聞いたが➡
That reminds me. I heard from Otose that you went to war, too.
ﾃﾒｴも 戦 出てんだってな｡
It wasn't anything grand.
そんな たいそうなもんじゃねえよ｡
まぁ… それでも➡
Though, I still lost many friends.
たくさん 仲間が 死んじまったがな｡
(平賀)敵をとろうとは 思わんのか？
Don't you want to avenge them?
Huh?
仲間のために 幕府や天人を 討とうと思ったことはねえのか？
Haven't you ever thought of striking at the Bakufu and the Amanto for the friends you've lost?
じいさん ｱﾝﾀ…｡
Old man, you're not...
あ～ いかん！ 最後の調整があるから➡
Oh, shoot.
I have some final adjustments to do, so I'm going back.
ｵﾚは 戻るわ｡
おい 三郎！ いくぞ！
Hey! Saburo, let's go.
(ざわめき)
Oh, it's that old dude.
あっ おじちゃんだ｡ (長谷川)げっ！ 激辛毒舌娘！
Oh no! It's that girl with the venomous tongue!
If it isn't Hasegawa-san!
長谷川さんじゃないですか！
就職先 見つかったんだ｡ おめでとうございます！
You found a job! Congratulations!
いやぁっはは… まあね｡
Well, yeah.
Are the two of you...on a date?
２人は なに ﾃﾞｰﾄか？ あははは…｡
射的ですか！ ちょっと やってこうかな｡
A shooting game? Maybe I'll have a try.
(長谷川)あぁ やってって やってって！ ｻｰﾋﾞｽするよ｡
Oh, sure! Go ahead, go ahead!
It's on me!
当てれば なんでもくれるｱﾙか？
If I hit it, will you give me anything I want?
Sure, I'll give it to you.
おぅ あげるぞ！
(長谷川)よ～く 狙って…｡
Take good... aim and...
ぎゃはっ！
Hand over your shades.
よこせよ ｸﾞﾗｻﾝ｡ えぇっ ちょっと 違っ…｡
What? You did it wrong... You were supposed to aim that way.
狙うのは あっち… だぁっ！
The watch is mine.
腕時計 ｹﾞｰｯﾂ｡
Now just a minute!
ちょ～ ちょっ 待って！ 待てって おい！
Wait! Come on!
なんでもあげるっつったって おじちゃんのは なしだよ～｡
I said I'd give you anything, but you can't have something of mine!
ねぇ ちょっと 聞いてる？
Hey! Are you listening?!
(長谷川)ぐふっ！ (神楽)ﾋｹﾞ も～らいっ｡
Got the beard.
Score the jacket.
(長谷川)ぐあっ！ (沖田)上着 ｹﾞｰｯﾂ｡
(長谷川)ぐはぁっ！ (神楽)乳首 とったり～！
A hit on the nipple!
(盆踊り)
Toshi, Sogo hasn't been back since he said he had to go take a dump.
(近藤)ﾄｼ 総悟のﾔﾂが ｳﾝｺしにいくって行ったきり➡
全然 戻らんのだが｡
That bastard's goofing off again.
(土方)あの野郎 また ｻﾎﾞってやがるな｡
(近藤)ﾄｼ 他の誰を疑おうと かまわんが➡
Toshi, you can doubt anyone else, but not one of our own.
仲間を疑うことは ｵﾚが許さん｡
ｵﾚは 総悟を信じる｡
I believe in Sogo.
きっと ｳﾝｺのｷﾚが ものすごく悪いんだ｡
I'm sure he's having a hell of a time pushing it out. That's what I believe.
ｵﾚは そう信じたい！
If that's what you're going to believe, I think he'd be better off if you doubted him.
そんな信じ方されるくらいなら➡
疑われたほうが ﾏｼだと思うがな｡
しっかし 山崎の野郎 おせえな｡
But that damn Yamazaki sure is late.
なんだ？ (土方)たこ焼きが食いてえって➡
What happened?
The Shogun said he wants to eat takoyaki.
お上がよ… ったく のんきなもんだぜ｡
He doesn't have a care in the world.
Vice-Commander! I have returned!
(山崎)副長！ 山崎 ただ今 戻りました！
おせえぞ！ ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞも ちゃんと付けてもらったろうな！
You're late! You better have had them put mayonnaise on it!
んっ…？
Hey, this looks like...
(土方)おい これ…｡ (山崎)実は➡
Actually, I was in such a rush that I tripped and they fell out on the way back.
急いでたもんで 途中 すっ転んで➡
ぶちまけちまいました｡ すみません｡
Forgive me. I, Sagaru Yamazaki, have made a blunder I will regret my entire life.
山崎 退 一生の不覚！
I see. I thought the green nori flakes around your mouth was the blunder you'd regret your entire life.
そうか… ｵﾚは 口元の青海苔のほうが➡
一生の不覚だと思うがな｡
Yamazaki!
ひいぃい！ 山崎ぃ～！
(山崎)副長 これは違います！ 途中で食った➡
Vice-Commander, this isn't what you think!
This is the green nori from the okonomiyaki I ate along the way!
お好み焼きの青海苔です！ ぐぁっ もんじゃになる…｡
It doesn't matter!
(土方)どっちでもいいわっ！
Hey, what are we going to do?
おい どうする… って 食ってる！
You're eating it!
(近藤)そう ｶﾘｶﾘするな ﾄｼ｡
Don't get so upset, Toshi. Today is the festival.
(近藤)今日は 祭りだ｡ (土方)そうはいかねえ！
I can't help it.
高杉の野郎には 思想も何もねえ｡
That bastard Takasugi has no political beliefs at all.
騒ぎを起こすこと自体を 楽しんでる｡
He only enjoys creating chaos.
そんなﾔﾂが こんな でけえ祭りの場を➡
There's no way a guy like that is going to overlook a huge festival like this!
見逃すわけねえ｡
(花火の音)
Oh! It's started.
(観衆)おぉ 始まったぞ｡
(観衆)江戸一番のｶﾗｸﾘ技師 平賀 源外の 見世物が！
The show by Edo's top robot puppeteer, Gengai Hiraga!
(花火の音)
(高杉)やっぱり 祭りは 派手じゃねえとな｡
A festival has to be loud to be interesting, that's for sure.
Don't move.
動くなよ…｡
ﾌﾌｯ… 白夜叉ともあろうものが➡
To think the man they called the White Knight would let someone attack him from behind.
後ろをとられるとはな｡
銀時… ﾃﾒｴ 弱くなったか？
Gintoki, have you lost your edge?!
なんで ﾃﾒｴが こんなところに いんだ…｡
What're you doing in a place like this?
Just shut up and watch.
いいから 黙って見とけよ｡
An incredibly fun show is about to begin.
すこぶる楽しい見世物が始まるぜ｡
(花火の音)
三郎 いくぞ｡ 御意｡
Saburo, let's do it.
Affirmative.
うわっ！ 撃て～！
Fire!
(発射音)
It's a terrorist attack!
It's the Anti-Foreigner Terrorists!
(悲鳴)
ｺｲﾂは 煙幕か？
Is this a smokescreen?
You men secure the area around the tower!
(土方)ﾃﾒｴら！ 櫓の周りをかためろ!!
(土方)ﾈｽﾞﾐ１匹 寄せつけるんじゃねえぞ！
Don't let even a mouse get near the Shogun!
R-Robots!
(隊士)ｶﾗｸﾘだ！
An army of robots!
(隊士)ｶﾗｸﾘの軍団が…！
客は逃げたな｡ よし いけ!!
The crowd has run off.
Okay, go!
Men, charge!
者ども！ 続け～!!
(隊士たち)うぉ～～っ!!
(隊士たち)うわぁ～っ!!
(高杉)覚えてるか？ 銀時｡
Do you remember, Gintoki?
How I once led a volunteer army called the Kiheitai?
ｵﾚが 鬼兵隊って義勇軍を 率いてたのをよ…｡
そこに 三郎って男がいてな➡
There was a man named Saburo.
He wasn't any good with the sword, but he was incredibly good with machines.
剣は からっきしだが➡
機械には めっぽう強い男だった｡
He said he didn't join to fight a war; he came to fight his father.
(高杉)ｵﾚは 戦しにきたんじゃねえ｡
(高杉) 親子ｹﾞﾝｶしにきたんだって…➡
His father was all he ever talked about.
いつも 親父の話ばかりしてるﾔﾂだったよ｡
But he died without ever returning to his father.
(高杉)だが そんなﾔﾂも➡
親父のもとへ帰ることなく 死んじまった…｡
ひどい話だぜ…｡
What a sad story.
ｵﾚたちは 天人から国を守ろうと 必死に戦ったってのに…｡
We all risked our lives to protect our country from the Amanto,
but the all-important Bakufu quickly welcomed the Amanto.
肝心の幕府は さっさと 天人に迎合しちまった｡
(高杉)鬼兵隊も 例にもれず 粛清の憂き目にあい 壊滅｡
Even the Kiheitai was no exception.
We were caught in the purge, and eventually destroyed.
(高杉)河原にさらされた 息子の首 見て➡
When he saw his son's head exposed for public viewing by the riverbed,
親父が 何を思ったかは 想像に かたくねえ…｡
who knows what his old man thought.
高杉… じいさん けしかけたのは お前か？
Takasugi, were you the one who egged the old man on?
Egged him on? Don't be ridiculous.
けしかける？ ﾊﾞｶ言うな｡
立派な牙が見えたんで 研いでやっただけの話よ｡
His fangs were already showing. I just polished them.
わかるんだよ… ｵﾚにも あのじいさんの苦しみが｡
You see...I know the suffering that old man is going through.
ｵﾚのなかでも いまだ 黒い獣が のたうち回ってるもんでなぁ｡
There still remains a black beast of vengeance inside of me, as well.
(高杉)仲間の敵を… ﾔﾂらに 同じ苦しみを…➡
Thrashing about all day and all night, saying in my ear
"Kill. Kill the enemies of my friends. Make them suffer the way we suffered."
殺せ… 殺せと 耳もとで 四六時中 騒ぎやがる｡
銀時… ﾃﾒｴには 聞こえねえのか？
Gintoki, can't you hear those voices?
いやぁ… 聞こえるわけねえよな？
No, I suppose you can't.
(高杉)過去から 目ぇそらして のうのうと生きてやがるﾃﾒｴに➡
Looking away from the past and living a carefree life...
牙をなくした 今のﾃﾒｴに ｵﾚたちの気持は わかるまいよ｡
You've lost your fangs to indifference-you couldn't understand how we feel.
高杉よ… 見くびってもらっちゃ困るぜ｡
Don't underestimate me, Takasugi...
I've got a beast of my own too.
獣くらい ｵﾚだって飼ってる｡
《う… 動かねえ…》
It...won't move.
But the beast is a white one.
ただし 獣は白いﾔﾂでな…｡
えっ？ 名前？ 定春ってんだ！
What's its name?
He's called Sadaharu.
(近藤)ｳｿ～っ!?
No waaay! My famed blade, Kotetsu-chan is...!
名刀 虎鉄ちゃんが…！ ｳｿ～っ!!
Toshi, my Kotetsu-chan got... No waaay!
(近藤)ﾄｼ これ 虎鉄ちゃんが…！ ｳｿ～っ!!
Shut up! This isn't the time for that!
(土方)うるせえな！ 言ってる場合かよ！
But I'm still paying off the loan. No waaay!
(近藤)だって お前 これ まだ ﾛｰﾝがあって…｡ ｳｿ～っ!!
Hmph.
ﾁｯ｡ 斬っても斬っても わいて出やがる！ きりがねえぜ｡
We keep cutting them down, but they keep coming back. There's no end.
(爆発音)
What was that?!
ああっ…！ なんだ!?
祭りのｼﾞｬﾏする 悪い子は…｡
Who are the bad boys who're
ruining the festival?
だ～れだ～？
あっ！ あれは 妖怪祭囃子！
Ah! That's the "Festival Music Lover"!
祭りを妨害する 暴走族などを こらしめる いにしえの妖怪だ！
An ancient spirit who punishes biker gangs who interfere with festivals!
いや 違うと思う｡
Uh... I don't think so.
ほわちゃ～っ!!
うおりゃ～っ!!
♪♪～
The god of festivals has come!
祭りの神が 降臨なされたぞ～!!
Victory is ours!
(近藤)勝利は 我らの手にあり!!
次は 実弾だ｡ よ～く狙えよ 三郎｡
Next, we use real bullets. Aim carefully, Saburo.
御意｡ もう やめてください！
Affirmative.
Please stop this right now!
将軍様は とっくに お逃げになりましたよ｡
The Shogun escaped already.
そうか｡ 目ぇ悪くなってるもんで 見えなかったわ｡
That so? My eyes are going bad, so I couldn't see that.
(平賀)まぁ いいさ｡ だったら 今度は➡
Well, that's okay. Then I'll go after that group called the Shinsengumi.
あの 真選組とかいう連中を…｡ 平賀さん！
Hiraga-san!
Hey, hey.
おぅおぅ ずいぶんと 物騒な見せもん➡
That's quite a dangerous show you're putting on out here.
やってんじゃねえか｡
Is it some sort of superhero show?
ﾋｰﾛｰｼｮｰか 何かか？
ｵﾚに ﾋｰﾛｰ役 やらせてくれよ｡
Let me play the hero!
You're not good enough for the role. Out of the way.
ﾃﾒｴじゃ 役者不足だ｡ どけ｡
しょうもねえ脚本 書きやがって｡
Who're you to diss the actor when you wrote such a crappy script?
役者に ｹﾁつけられた義理か ﾃﾒｴ｡
今どき 敵討ちなんざは 流行らねえんだよ！
Revenge flicks are so outdated.
三郎が 泣くぜ｡
You are making Saburo cry.
(平賀)どっちの三郎だ？
Which Saburo?
どっちもさ｡
Both of them.
こんなこたぁ 誰も望んじゃいねえ｡
Nobody wants something like this.
ｱﾝﾀが いちばん わかってんじゃねえのか？
You know that better than anyone else.
I do know that.
わかってるさ｡ だが もう苦しくて しかたねえんだよ｡
But it hurts so much...
Letting my son die like that, while this old body continues to live on.
息子を あんな目に遭わせて➡
老いぼれ一人 のうのうと 生き残っていることが…｡
(平賀)くだらねえもんばかり 眺めて生きていくのは➡
I'm tired of living my life just staring at useless things.
もう疲れた…｡
Actually, I don't really give a darn about the Shogun's head.
将軍のｸﾋﾞなんざ ﾎﾝﾄは もう どうでもいいんだ｡
死んだﾔﾂのために してやれることなんざ➡
I fully realize that there's nothing I can to do for someone who died.
なんにもねえのも 百も承知…｡
ｵﾚは ﾃﾒｴの筋通して死にてえだけさ…｡
All I want is to live by my principles and die.
(平賀)だから どけ｡ ｼﾞｬﾏすんなら ｵﾒｴも容赦しねえ｡
So get out of my way.
I'll show you no mercy if you get in my way.
どかねえ｡ ｵﾚにも➡
I'm not moving.
I have principles I live by, too.
通さなきゃならねえ 筋ってもんがある｡
♪♪～
撃て～っ!!
Fire!
てやぁぁ～っ!!
(破壊音)
Saburo!
三郎!!
ﾊﾞｶ野郎！ なんで ｵﾒｴ 撃たなかったんだ!!
You idiot! Why didn't you fire?!
お… 親父…｡
D-Dad...
ｶﾗｸﾘ… してるｱﾝﾀ…➡
I loved... watching you work... happily on your robots...all covered in... grease.
好きだった…｡
Like a kid...playing, all covered...in mud...having so much...fun...
(三郎)まるで… ｶﾞｷが泥だらけ…➡
はしゃいでるような…｡
I loved you... like that...
好きだっ…｡
♪♪～
What is it with all of you?!
なんだってんだよ… どいつもこいつも…｡
どうしろってんだよ～!!
What do you want me to do?!
How do you expect me to go on living?!
いったい ｵﾚに…➡
どうやって 生きていけっていうんだよ…｡
さぁな…｡
Beats me.
長生きすりゃ いいんじゃねえのか？
Just live a long life, maybe?
♪♪～
[If you see this face, call the police!!]
Looks like you failed.
(桂)どうやら 失敗したようだな｡
思わぬｼﾞｬﾏが入ってな｡
We had unexpected interference.
牙なんぞ とうに なくしたと思っていたが➡
I thought he lost his fangs a long time ago, but, boy, was I wrong!
とんだ誤算だったぜ｡
When it's to protect something, everyone bares their fangs.
何かを守るためなら 人は誰でも 牙をむこうというもの｡
守るものも 何もないお前は➡
You, who have nothing to protect, are nothing more than a beast, Takasugi.
ただの獣だ 高杉｡
I'm fine being a beast.
獣で結構｡
I have nothing to protect, nor do I need one.
ｵﾚは 守るものなんぞないし 必要もない｡
I will simply destroy everything until the beast in me stops whining.
すべて 壊すだけさ｡
獣のうめきが やむまでな…｡
(子供)おい 生臭坊主！
Hey, smelly priest!
I'm not a smelly priest. I'm Katsura.
(桂)生臭坊主じゃない｡ 桂だ｡
What're you doing? You broke it.
(子供)なにすんだよ！ 壊れちゃったじゃないか！
♪♪～
This is a wind-up toy?
これは ｶﾗｸﾘか？
Hey, stop touching that!
(平賀)あぁ～ あんま 触んじゃねえよ｡
Buy it already. I'm saying buy it! It's fun! Just buy it!
(平賀)ｵﾒｴ それ買えよ この野郎｡
それを 買えってんだよ｡ おもしれえからさ｡
《桂:なかなか いい顔してるじゃないか…》
He looks pretty happy.
[Preview]
The Masked Loincloth Bandit?
He wears a red loincloth on his head
and steals pretty girls' underwear to distribute to unpopular guys!
The next episode: "Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!"
[Protect Otae's panties from the pervert! The pride of men: "Panty Guard Corps"]
[Prime time our ass! 30 minutes of panties, panties, panties!]
[Nose hairs]