Well, Gin Tama the anime is about to start its third season.
(新八)いやぁ ｱﾆﾒ 『銀魂』も ３ｸｰﾙ目に 突入ですね！
(銀時)ああ… 一時は もう➡
For a while there, I thought they were gonna cancel us.
このまま 打ち切りか？ と思ったけどな｡
We made it by the skin of our teeth.
(神楽)ｷﾞﾘｷﾞﾘｾｰﾌｱﾙ！
No one expected us to last, so they didn't write any stories for the third season yet.
でも まさか延長するとは 思ってなかったんで➡
３ｸｰﾙ目 全然 作ってなかったみたいですけど｡
Whatever, they can just create those special "highlight" episodes using old clips and rearranging them.
まあ そんなときは ｱﾚだ｡
寄せ集めの総集編で お茶を濁すんだよ｡
They can insert two or three new clips and fool everyone.
(神楽)新作ｶｯﾄを ２つ３つ 入れとけば➡
ﾔﾂら全員 騙せるｱﾙ！
Hey!
おい！ じゃあ ま… 定番の➡
Well then, why don't we go down memory lane with the past episodes?
思い出話でもすっか！
So what sort of things have happened, huh?
(神楽)いろんなことが あったｱﾙね～！
Like Shinpachi getting stuck in that ditch and Shinpachi puking in his sleep,
新八が ﾄﾞﾌﾞにはまったり 新八が 寝ｹﾞﾛ吐いたり➡
and Shinpachi puking in his sleep...
新八が 寝ｹﾞﾛ吐いたり…！ ちょ… それ大ｳｿ！
Hey! That's a big lie! Besides, why mention it twice?!
…つか なんで 寝ｹﾞﾛ ２回言うの！
Whatever! Shinpachi, recap everything that's happened up to now.
どうでもいいから 新八！ これまでを振り返れよ｡
No thanks. Men don't relive the past.
ｲﾔですよ｡ 男は 過去を 振り返らないものなんです｡
おっ 新八のくせに 言うようになったなぁ｡
Hey, you're talking back!
I guess six months does make a difference to humans.
さすが 半年経てば 人間変わるね｡
Oh yes, they change.
(神楽)変わる変わる… 半年あれば ひ弱だったﾎﾞｸも➡
In six months, this little weakling has turned into a macho lover boy.
今では ﾏｯﾁｮでﾓﾃﾓﾃに…！
That's not true! Absolutely not true!
ないから！ それ 絶対ないって知ってるから！
Act now and you can get a can of protein powder free!
(神楽)今なら ﾌﾟﾛﾃｲﾝ一缶 ｻｰﾋﾞｽｱﾙ！
No thanks! I still have some at home.
いらないよ！ …つか 家に余ってるよ！
You actually ordered it?
申し込んだのかよ…｡ 疑うことを知らない➡
Yeah, unsuspectingly.
無垢な子供だったんですよ｡ (神楽)ちゃちい筋肉増強ﾏｼﾝより➡
A jug works better than those silly muscle-building machines.
壺のほうが効くｱﾙ！ 効かないよ 騙されてるよ！
It doesn't work. You're being fooled!
She means jugs you fill with water and use to do lifts.
壺は あれだ 水入れて 毎日上げ下げ！
Are you some Jackie Chan? And besides, he's already fifty!
どこのｼﾞｬｯｷｰですか！ そもそも ｼﾞｬｯｷｰ もう50ですよ！
Oh man, when'd I stop going to see his movies?
あぁ… いっつの間に 見に 行かなくなっちゃったのかなぁ！
I guess Jackie Chan is the turning point when a boy turns into a man.
少年と 男の分かれ目は ｼﾞｬｯｷｰだなぁ～！
That's a disputable dividing line.
微妙な節目ですね｡ お前な ｼﾞｬｯｷｰを ﾊﾞｶにするものは➡
Jackie will make those who belittle him cry!
ｼﾞｬｯｷｰに泣くぞ！ 泣きませんよ！
I will not!
Try jumping off a watchtower or a chandelier!
時計台から転げ落ちたり ｼｬﾝﾃﾞﾘｱに➡
飛び移ったりしてみろよ!! しませんよ できませんよ！
I will not! Like I can! Why are you so hooked on Jackie today?!
…つか なんで今日に限って そんな ｼﾞｬｯｷｰ責めなんですか？
Do you live in Jackie Village or something?!
あなたは ｼﾞｬｯｷｰ村の住人ですか！
Okay, has it been five minutes, yet?
ってあたりで ５分くらいか？
Nope, only one minute and fifty seconds. There's still lots more time.
(神楽)まだまだ！ １分50秒くらいね 先は長いｱﾙ！
Don't you think, maybe...if we keep doing this, the higher-ups will get angry?
なんかこれ このままやってると➡
ｴﾗｲ人に 怒られそうな気ぃしませんか？
Higher-ups? Like who?
(神楽)ｴﾗｲ人？ 誰ｱﾙ？
Well, I mean... Someone watching this or being shown this...or being made to listen to this.
いや… まあ 今 これを見ているっていうか➡
見せられてるっていうか 聞かされてるっていうか➡
そういう人とか…｡
People like that.
Man, what a pain.
ったく めんどくせえなぁ！ しかたねえ！ 始めるぜ!!
Oh well, let's start then.
[The Gin Tama anime third season special! Famous, exciting and moving scenes by Odd Jobs members.]
[By the way, the host for "Ladies 4" was changed to the son of Tokumitsu-san, you know.]
Hey, are we still on this cut?!
っていうか おい！ まだ このｶｯﾄかよ!!
Let's start then.
(神楽)じゃあ 始めるｱﾙ！ ｱﾆﾒ 『銀魂』３ｸｰﾙ突入記念！
The Gin Tama anime third season special!
｢あんなことも こんなことも どんなこともあったね➡
The "This happened, that happened, so many things happened" highlight special!
総集編ｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙ｣ｽﾀｰﾄ！
Let's get started!
(ｺﾞﾝｸﾞ)
Hey, this is supposed to be a highlight special.
ちょっと 総集編って言ったじゃん 振り返ろうって言ったじゃん｡
We're supposed to look back. Someone reminisce!
誰か振り返れ おい！
Nope. The pot needs to be watched. I'll watch it, so you two can reminisce.
いや… でも 鍋の火加減 見なきゃいけないんで➡
ﾎﾞｸ 鍋見てるんで ２人で 振り返っちゃってください｡
鍋は ｵﾚが見るから 新八 お前 いけって…！
I'll watch the pot, Shinpachi, so start.
お前 司会向いてるって 自信もてって！
You were made for this kind of thing! Have some confidence in yourself.
嬉しくねえんだよ 司会向いてるとか言われても｡
I don't like compliments like that.
神楽ちゃん いってよ！ (神楽)ｲﾔｱﾙ！
Kagura-chan, say something.
No way! While I'm looking away, you guys will eat all the meat.
だって よそ見してる間に 肉 食べられちゃうもん！
(２人)くっ…｡
ちょっ… もうﾎﾝﾄさぁ いい加減にしろよ お前｡
Sheesh, give us a break, will you?
そんなさぁ しょうもないこと するわけないだろ｡
You really think we'd do anything that despicable?
うん｡ ﾎﾝﾄさぁ…➡
Really, this is such a happy occasion. Don't say such hurtful things!
こんな めでたいときにさぁ 悲しくなるようなこと➡
言わないでくれない？ うん うん！
Yeah. Yeah.
確かに すき焼きなんて ｵﾚたち 滅多に食えないけどもね｡
Sure, we hardly ever get to eat sukiyaki.
祝いの席のときくらいさぁ➡
But this is a special occasion and we're here to celebrate.
奮発して みんなで楽しく つつこうってときにさぁ➡
お前ってﾔﾂは ﾎﾝﾄ ｵﾚ 情けなくなってきたわ｡
And you had to say such an awful thing. I'm depressed.
今のは 神楽ちゃん悪いよ｡ ほら 謝って！
You were wrong just now, Kagura-chan. So apologize.
う～ん…｡
んだよ ﾁｸｼｮｰ！ 悪かったよ ﾋﾞﾝﾎﾞくさいこと言っ…｡
M'kay, dammit.
My bad. I said a stupid thing.
Now!
今だぁ!! うりゃあ!!
["A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life"]
あ～あ… もう貴重な肉が 四散してしまいましたよ｡
Oh man, the precious meat is broken up into bits.
ﾃﾒｴらが 強く引っ張りすぎなんだよ｡
You guys pulled it apart. So much drama over silly sukiyaki.
はしゃぎすぎなんだよ すき焼きごときで！
うっ… ﾁｯｷｼｮｰ 騙しやがって！
Damn it! You guys tricked me!
お前らのせいで 私の心は どんどん薄汚くなっていくね！
It's your fault that my heart is turning blacker and colder!
そうやって 人は 大人になっていくんだよ｡
That's how we grow up to become adults.
よかったなぁ また一歩 大人になれたじゃん｡
Aren't you lucky? You took one step towards becoming a grown up.
だいたい 食卓は戦場だって 教えたろうが 忘れたか こら！
Didn't I teach you that meal times are like a battlefield? Have you forgotten?
銀ちゃんの言うことなんて もう信じないね！
I'll never believe anything Gin-chan says ever again!
もう みんな敵ね｡ 誰も信じないね！
You're all enemies! I won't trust anyone.
いい心がけだ｡ もっと ｵﾚを嫌え 恨め そして憎め！
That's a good thing to keep in mind. Hate me more. Blame me! And curse me!
その憎しみのﾊﾟﾜｰを糧に➡
Use the power of that hatred to make it through this rotten world.
この腐った世の中を 生き抜いていくんだよ｡
腐ってんのは お前の頭ｱﾙ｡
It's your head that's rotten!
《まずいな… やはり こうなったか｡
Then tell me what's inside that hair bun head of yours?
This is bad. So it's come down to this.
今の万事屋で すき焼きをやろうなんて➡
Having a sukiyaki dinner here at Odd Jobs
What's in here are the pure thoughts of a young girl.
ﾗｲｵﾝの檻に ﾏﾂｼﾏ ﾄﾓｺを 放り投げるようなもの｡
is like throwing Tomoko Matsushima into a den of lions.
Pure? Well then, my Gin Tama soul is filled with a man's ambitions.
このままでは 残りの肉も 口に入れる前に 確実に四散する｡
At this rate, all the beef will be torn into shreds before it even hits our tongues.
More like radioactive waste.
肉を 人より多く食すことより➡
Rather than thinking about how to eat more meat than anyone else,
What's that supposed to mean? There isn't a pun anywhere in that line.
まずは 野獣たちから 肉を保護することを考えるべきだ｡
I should be thinking about protecting it from those greedy two.
I'm sick and tired of your old jokes.
だが 連中は今 頭に血が上っている｡
But they're hot-headed right now. If I clumsily stop them, it may backfire.
I don't give a damn!
The cute little girl with the poison tongue. That's so yesterday.
へたに止めると 逆効果だ｡
The old, ignorant man. That's old news.
いや… ﾊﾞｶのくせに ﾌﾟﾗｲﾄﾞだけは 一級品の連中だ｡
No... They're stupid, but their pride is first class. If I provoke that...
Yuck! What's this smell of old age!!
そこを刺激すれば…➡
It's a huge risk, but this is the only way to protect the beef!
賭けに近いが 肉を護るには これしかない！》
A kid like you wouldn't understand the mature body odor of a grown-up.
…わかってたまるか!!
That's enough for me.
ﾎﾞｸ もう いいっすわ｡
はぁ～… ｹﾝｶしてまで 食べたくないですもん｡
I don't want to eat if we're gonna fight over it. This is stupid.
こんなん 情けない｡
実は 昨日 姉上と２人で 焼き肉 食べたんですよ｡
Actually, I had yakiniku with my sister yesterday.
もう 飽きたっていうか いつでも食べられるっていうか➡
I had too much to eat... More like, I can have it anytime I want.
どうぞ ２人で取り合ってください｡
So you two can go at it.
《こい！ こい！ 乗ってこい！》
Come!
Come on!
Bring it on!
♪♪～
しようがねえ！ まっ ｵﾚも別に 肉食いたかったわけじゃないし｡
Oh well...
It's not like I really wanted to eat meat anyway.
たまたま 金 入ったからって 鍋にしただけだしぃ｡
We came into some money, so I thought we'd splurge and have a nabe hot pot.
こんなんなるんだったら やめっか｡ ﾏｼﾞいいの？ お前ら…｡
If it's gonna be like this, I give up. Let's stop.
You all okay with that?
Yeah, fine with me!
ああ！ 上等だよ こらぁ～！
I'm not particularly eager to eat beef. I'm a vegetarian, after all!
私だって 別に 肉なんて 食べたくないもんね！
ﾍﾞｼﾞﾀﾘｱﾝだもんね！ やめだやめだ すき焼きなんて！
Let's stop already, forget the sukiyaki!
(神楽)やってられっかよ ﾁｷｼｮｰ！
You can have it, dammit!
《きた！ だが 思った以上に ﾌﾘが効きすぎたようだ｡
Yes! But I think my act was more effective than I anticipated.
もう このまま お開きに なってしまいそうな勢いだ｡
It feels like this might end right here.
まずいな… 自分から あんなことを切り出しただけに➡
Damn, I'm the one that started saying such a thing.
鍋を再開しようなんて言うのは 不自然だ｡
So I can't backtrack and suggest we heat up the nabe again.
第一あれだ… 恥ずかしい…》
Besides, it's embarrassing.
《まずいな… 事態の沈静化をはかるため➡
This is bad.
I wanted to gauge the situation, so I followed along with Shinpachi,
あえて 新八の案に乗ったが➡
まさか 神楽まで 乗ってくるとは…｡
but I didn't expect Kagura to agree.
この状況で 鍋再開を切り出すのは 至難の業だ｡
It'll be next to impossible to start up the nabe again.
だが このまま この状況を放置すれば➡
However, if I don't do anything, there won't be a nabe dinner.
確実に 鍋は終わる｡ まだ始まってもいないのに…｡
And we haven't even started.
いかん！ それだけは 阻止しなければ！
No way! I must avoid that at all costs.
誰か切り出せ！ ｵﾚは 肉が食べたいんだ｡
Someone, make a move.
I want to eat meat. I'm craving it so badly. I want to stuff myself with it!
もう ﾒｶﾞｯｻ食べたいんだ｡ ﾓｯｻ食いたいんだ！
察しろ 新八… お前が言うんだ！
Come on, Shinpachi. Say something. Please! I'll give you 300 yen!
頼む！ 300円あげるから！》
《誰か察してくれ｡ ﾎﾞｸは 肉が食べたいんだ｡
Come on, someone! Say something! I want to eat meat.
ﾎﾝﾄは 肉なんて 半年近く 食していないんだ！
Actually, I haven't eaten any meat for nearly six months!
みんな同じはずだ｡ みんなﾎﾝﾄは➡
We're all the same! We're all one at heart!
心は ひとつのはずだ～！》 (腹の鳴る音)
Huh? What? Hey, Kagura, what's up? Are you hungry?
あれぇ？ おい 神楽 なぁに？
お前 腹 減ってるの？ 減ってないもん 屁だもん｡
No, I'm not. That was a fart.
いやいや 今のは 屁じゃなくて 腹の音だった｡
No, that wasn't a fart. That was your stomach growling.
間違いないよ｡ なに？ そんなにお腹 空いてるの？
I'm sure of it. So what? Are you that hungry?
空いてないもん 満腹だもん｡
I'm not hungry. I'm full.
まっ そんなに あれなら やっぱ 鍋 やるか？
Well, if you're that hungry, shall we have the nabe, after all?
ｵﾚは どっちでもいいけど どうする？
It doesn't matter to me, but what do you wanna do?
神楽ちゃん ﾑﾘしないほうがいいよ｡
Kagura-chan, don't hold back if you're hungry. I'm okay either way.
ﾎﾞｸも どっちでもいいけど｡
まぁな せっかく 目の前にあるんだしな｡
Well, it's right in front of us. But it doesn't matter to me.
どっちでもいいけど…｡ そうですよ｡
Yes. It is wasteful, I guess. I'm okay either way, though.
もったいないっちゃ もったいないですよね｡
どっちでもいいけど…｡
I'm hungry, but it's okay. I have my pickled seaweed.
空いてるけど いいもん 酢ｺﾝﾌﾞ あるもん｡
(新八/銀時)ﾊﾞｯｷｬﾛｫ～！
You idiot!
育ち盛りが そんなもんばっか 食って➡
You're a growing child!
ﾒｼ食わねえと どうなると思ってんだぁ～！
What do you think will happen if you suck on stuff like that and don't eat properly?!
お百姓さんや 牛さんに 申し訳ないと思わないのかぁ～！
Don't you feel grateful towards the farmers and the cow?!
ほら！ ﾎﾞｸがよそってあげるから｡
C'mon. You can have some of mine.
Really?
いいの？ いいって｡
Sure. I said I bought it for you guys.
ﾃﾒｴらのために 買ってきたっつってんだろうが｡
Hurry and eat, kid. Or I'll kill you!
早く食え ﾎﾞｹ 殺すぞ！
(咳払い)
Oh well, shall we eat too, then?
しゃあねえな じゃあ 食うか｡
別に ｵﾚは 食いたくねえけど… めんどくせえな おい｡
Not that I'm especially hungry.
What a bother.
けど ｵﾚだけ 食わねえっつうのも 雰囲気 悪いしな｡
But if I don't join you, I'll spoil the mood. Shinpachi, you eat too.
新八 お前も 食えよ｡
あぁ はい｡ ﾎﾞｸも 別に 肉は食いたくないんすけどね｡
Oh okay. I'm not craving meat much either.
残すのも もったいないですからね｡
But I've been taught that it's wasteful to leave such things uneaten.
ﾎﾞｸ そこらへんの しつけだけは しっかりしてるんで｡
《ﾌｯ… なんとか 切り抜けたか…｡
Phew...got past that hurdle. But it's harder than before to reach for some meat.
だが 依然として➡
肉に 手が出しづらい状況に あることは 間違いない｡
すき焼きを 一度 否定したことによって➡
After refusing the sukiyaki, there's an air of hesitation now.
鍋に手をつけることさえ➡
ためらわれる空気が できてしまっている｡
何か 事態打破の きっかけは ないか？》
Isn't there something to break this tension?
《何か… ないか!?》
Isn't there something?
《銀時/新八:何か… ないか！》
Isn't there...something?!
♪♪～
(桂)危ないところだった…｡
That was a close call.
[Finally lost them.]
《つか なんだよ お前ら！》
Never mind that. What're you guys doing here?!
[Excuse us.]
There was an unforeseen circumstance.
不測の事態が 起こったのでな｡
あぁ そうなの｡
Oh yeah?
You big liar!
《ｳｿをつけ ｳｿを！》
Sorry, but we need to hide out some egg here.
悪いが かくまってもらいたまご｡
We'll try our beef not to trouble you and take advantage of your green onions.
世話にく なるねぎ 悪いとこんにゃく 感謝すき焼き｡
We're sorry konjak. We're grateful - sukiyaki.
《なに言ってんの この人！》
What's he saying?!
[Don't mind us. Please continue eating.]
《やるなぁ… ﾂﾞﾗ》 《ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ》
At it again, eh, Zura?
It's not Zura. It's Katsura.
Yeah right. It's so obvious he's lying!
《それは さておき 見え見えのｳｿだが➡
登場のｲﾝﾊﾟｸﾄが すべてを ふっ飛ばした｡
But his entrance has helped change the mood in here. But we can't let him join in.
万一 突っ込まれても…》
Oh, you figured it out?
てへっ ﾊﾞﾚちゃったぁ｡
I'll bet he's got it all planned, up to that last line.
《で ｸﾘｱするという最終奥義まで 考えているに違いない》
どうぞ どうぞ どうせですから みんなで食べましょうよ｡
Oh please. Let's all enjoy this together.
《なっ なにぃ!?
Wh-What?! What is this pretty boy thinking?!
なにすんじゃ この八方美人がぁ！
そんなことで 人気 取ろうなんて 甘いんだよ！
Trying to act so nice and sweet!
いちご牛乳に ｱﾝｺ 投入するくらい 甘いぜ！
Sweeter than mixing strawberry milk and sweet bean jam!
あれ？ ちょっと うまそうじゃん｡
Hey, that sounds good. I'll try it next time.
今度 やってみっか…｡ じゃなくてさ！》
But anyway...!
かたじけない｡
[Oh, really? Well then, maybe just a little.]
Thank you.
《言い争いによる 手を出しづらい空気は➡
The aura of hesitation that our war of words created has dissipated thanks to their entrance.
彼らの乱入によって いくらか払拭された…｡
で あれば… 今 この静寂のなかで➡
So now...
The challenge is who will go on the offensive in this quiet calm
誰が 戦端を開き １番に 肉をつかむか…➡
and grab the first piece of beef!
これが問題だ》
The one prepared to own up to the descriptions, "nasty-spirited" and "food greedy."
《あえて ｢意地汚い｣ ｢食い意地が張っている｣などの➡
汚名を引き受ける覚悟をもち 周囲を けん制しつつ➡
Whoever takes the first grab regardless of the others before him, will have the right to control the nabe!
先手を切った者にこそ 鍋を支配する権利が与えられる｡
つまり それこそが…》
And he is the...
[Nabe Shogun]
《銀時/新八:鍋将軍！》
Nabe Shogun!
《この勝負 第一手を…》
Here goes the first strategy!
《制した者が 勝つ！
The one who takes command wins!
今 現在 もっとも鍋将軍に近い存在は➡
At this point, the one closest to being the Nabe Shogun is Kagura-chan.
奇しくも 神楽ちゃんだ｡
Although she hasn't actually touched the nabe pot,
まだ 鍋そのものに 手をつけていないとはいえ➡
あれを食べ終わったあとに➡
once she finishes eating what's in her bowl,
she has the power right now to reach naturally for the next serving.
ごく しぜんに 鍋に箸をつける 権利を有している》
《だが あれを気にする必要はない｡
But there's no need to worry about her.
あの顔は おそらく ｼﾗﾀｷの新食感に とらわれている｡
From her face, it's obvious that she's relishing the taste of the shirataki.
Among girls her age, there are many fools who think
あの年頃の娘には 肉のような ｶﾛﾘｰの高いものより➡
ｼﾗﾀｷ食ってるほうが なんか かっこいいと思ってる➡
that eating stuff like shirataki is cooler than eating high-caloric meat.
ﾊﾞｶが 多い…》
And these other two. They're not too dangerous.
《あとは この２人だが… 危険性は 極めて低い｡
なぜなら 彼ら２人は しょせん お客さん｡
That's because both are here as guests.
いきなり先陣を切って 鍋に手をつける可能性は ｾﾞﾛ｡
In their position, the chance that they'll make a grab for the nabe first is zero.
二度 三度と勧められて ようやく 遠慮がちに➡
After several urgings, they'll meekly take some white cabbage or shirataki.
白菜 ｼﾗﾀｷ ﾈｷﾞあたりに 手をつける程度だろう》
《いや… 違うな｡ ﾂﾞﾗは あなどれない》
Nope, can't underestimate Zura.
《ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ》
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
《場の空気を読まず さっさと 箸をつけてしまう可能性がある｡
There's a high possibility that he'll ignore this high-charged atmosphere
and go right into the nabe with his chopsticks.
あの 不思議生き物は 無視していいだろう｡
I guess we can ignore that weird-looking beast.
あの手で 箸はつかめない…｡
No way can he use chopsticks with those hands.
…って 器用なのかよ！
Whoa! He's so dexterous!
やはり 最大の問題は新八だ｡
The biggest problem is with Shinpachi.
小娘の生態と嗜好に いち早く 気づき➡
He quickly figured out a young girl's tastes and preference,
さりげなく ｼﾗﾀｷを 多めに 皿によそった｡
and offered up a huge serving of shirataki. No doubt, that guy is shrewd.
間違いなく できる！》
《しまった！ なぜ 神楽ちゃんに よそってあげたあと➡
Darn it! Why didn't I offer a bowl to Gin-san after Kagura-chan?!
銀さんにも よそわなかったんだ！
気配りｷｬﾗを演じつつ 最後に 自分の分をよそう｡
I take on the role of the generous friend, and then take a serving last for myself.
そのあと 鍋のﾚｲｱｳﾄを 変えるなどして➡
And in the process, if I had changed the layout of the food in the nabe...
最も 数多く鍋に触れるという 既成事実を作っておけば➡
or given myself the opportunity to reach into the nabe more often...
鍋将軍の地位は ﾎﾞｸのものに…！
the title of Nabe Shogun would have been mine!
…待て！ 神楽ちゃんは もうすぐ 食べ終わる｡
Wait! Kagura-chan is almost done eating.
もう一度 ﾎﾞｸが よそってあげる というのは どうだ？
How about if I offer to fill her bowl again?
ﾀﾞﾒだ…！ 二度目のﾁｬﾝｽは ない！
No! I won't have a second chance.
なぜなら ２杯目からは 自分で 自分の取り分を➡
That's because she's sure to want to do it herself this time.
演出してみたいと 思うもの…｡
She won't take kindly to someone's offer.
人に よそわれて 平気なはずがない｡
こうなったら… もう 破れかぶれだ！》
Well then...it's all or nothing!
でも あれですよね｡
But, don't you agree?
友情 努力 勝利っていっても 最近の子供たちは➡
Friendship, persistence, victory...
Kids these days know how short-lived friendship can be, as well as the futility of victory.
友情の はかなさも 勝利の空しさも知ってるわけで➡
結局 天才しか 必要じゃないんだよね…｡
So all you need is to be a genius.
《取った！》
Got it!
あれ… 火が弱くなってねぇ？
Hey, isn't the heat too low?
Wha--?!
《なっ…！》 《鍋将軍は…➡
The Nabe Shogun...
ｵﾚだぁ～！
is me!
はぁっ!?
箸っ… まさか あの一瞬で!?》
Chopsticks?!
No way! Not in that instant...?!
♪♪～
Go! Chopstick Scud Missile!
《いっけぇ～！ ﾁｮｯﾌﾟｽﾃｨｯｸ･ｽｶｯﾄﾞﾐｻｲﾙ!!》
♪♪～
[Whoa]
《桂:雌伏の日々を送ってきたのは 今 このときのため！》
All these days of obscurity were for this moment!
《しまった… 脇が ｶﾞﾗ空きだ！ ﾂﾞﾗのﾔﾂ…!!》
Damn, my side is wide open. Curse you, Zura!
《ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ！》
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
[Meat]
♪♪～
(くしゃみ)
Oh sorry, I think I may have caught a cold.
あ～ ごめんｱﾙ 私 風邪ひいたかもしれないよ｡
《銀時たち:なっ なにぃ～!?》
[She sneezed.]
Huh?! What?!
《手も箸も使わずに たった一発のくしゃみで…》
She didn't use her hands or her chopsticks, but with one sneeze...
《第一手を 決めただと!?》
She decided the outcome in one move?!
《桂:こんな先手の決め方が…》
This strategy...
[Whoever thought it could happen.]
《いや 事実… こんな鍋は もう食べる気がしない｡
Well frankly, I don't feel like eating a nabe like that.
She's the only one who'll eat the nabe now.
もう この鍋は ｺｲﾂしか 食べられなくなった｡
Even if she won through her innocence and purity...
無邪気 無垢なる心が 導いた勝利だとでも…？
…いや この女！》
No...this woman...!!
《ｸｸｸ… 鍋将軍は ｱﾀｲだよ》
Heh-heh, the title of Nabe Shogun is mine.
《桂:この女 無垢なんかじゃない！》
She's not pure at all!
《このｶﾞｷ 鼻から ｼﾗﾀｷが出ている！》
This kid has shirataki coming out of her nose!
Kagura, what a frightening child!
《神楽… 恐ろしい子》
[Shivering]
《神楽:今頃 気づいたのかい？ 坊やたち｡
Did you just realize it, boys?
It all started when I made my stomach growl.
腹を鳴らすところから始まり ｼﾗﾀｷに夢中になるところまで➡
All the while, I was concentrating on eating my shirataki. It was all an act.
すべてが ｱﾀｲの芝居…｡ ｹﾂの青い坊やたちを油断させ➡
It was a ruse to put all of you greenhorns off guard and take the seat of the Nabe Shogun.
鍋将軍になるための 布石だったってことに…｡
Well, you can suck it up and watch as this little girl eats...all your beloved beef!
[N-No way!]
そこで 指をくわえて 見ているがいいね｡
お前たちの愛する牛肉が 小娘に 蹂躙されるｻﾏをね！》
[Total defeat]
《なにぃっ!?》 《桂:一気飲みだと!?》
What?!
She's swallowing it in one gulp!
《夜兎族の胃袋は 化け物か！》
People of the Yato Clan must have monstrous bellies!
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)こんばんは～｡ (お登勢)おやおや なんだい？
'Evening!
Say, what's this? Don't tell me you've all started?
先に おっぱじめてたのかい｡
つれないねぇ 仕事が終わるまで 待ってろって言ったじゃないのさ｡
How rude! I told you to wait until I closed shop.
ｺｲﾂらが 辛抱なんて できるわけないですよ｡
As if they know what patience means.
《ﾌﾌ… ばばあ 残念だったｱﾙな｡
Too bad, old biddies. The beef you came to eat is all...
お目当ての牛肉は もう…》
ちょっと ｱﾝﾀら なんだい？ この肉｡
Hey, what's this meat?
(お登勢)また 豚肉で すき焼きかい？
Don't tell me you're having pork in sukiyaki?
あ～ せっかくの宴会だってのに 泣けてくるねぇ｡
Come on! Isn't this a party? How pitiful.
ｺｲﾂらには お似合いですよ｡
It's perfect for these guys.
Pork?!
《神楽:豚肉だとぉ～!?
そ そんなﾊﾞｶなことが… 豚肉だなんて ありえない｡
Th-That's ridiculous?! Pork? Impossible!
確かに あれは 牛肉の味だった｡
I know it tasted like beef.
牛丼とか 牛玉丼とか 牛焼肉丼の いつも食べている 牛肉の…》
The flavor of beef...like the beef bowl,
beef and egg bowl and BBQ beef bowl I always eat.
She's right! It was the same scent that I always get a whiff of...
《桂:そうだ！ いつも 店の前で嗅ぐ➡
ﾄﾞｱが開いた一瞬に漂ってくる あのにおいと同じ…｡
The aroma that wafts through the air the moment that shop door opens.
あ いや 食べたことはないが 確かに これは 牛肉の…》
Well, I got the chance to taste it, but I know it was beef!
どきな｡ ここは 私が座んだよ｡ んだよ もう｡
Move. This is my seat.
Cripes.
No way...!
《神楽/桂:まさか!!》
No way...
《そのとおりさ｡ お前が 今まで➡
Yes, way.
The "beef" that you've always been eating was all...
牛だと思って食べてきた 食卓の肉は すべて…》
《新八/銀時:安い豚肉だ！》
Cheap pork!!
《牛肉などという高級な代物が➡
Beef is such an expensive delicacy...
ｳﾁの 貧乏な食卓に 並ぶとでも思ったのか 小娘｡
did you really think a poor shop like ours could afford it, kid?!
そんなもん ｵﾚが食べたいわ》
Even I'd like to get a taste of such a thing.
《そ そんな…｡
Th-That's...! So everything I believed...was a lie!
今まで信じていたものが ｳｿだったなんて…｡
So my entire life has been fiction?
私の生活は すべて 虚構で固められた ﾌｨｸｼｮﾝであり➡
And nothing...neither the people nor the associations were real?!
実在の人物 団体とは 一切 関係ありませんなんて…》
《私は そのとき 自分の足元が崩れ去るような➡
At that moment, I felt an uncertainty, and my legs crumbled under me.
言い知れぬ不安を感じていた｡
I won't trust anyone... I can't!
もう 誰も信じない｡ 信じられない｡
That was pork...and the pork was that!
豚がｱｲﾂで ｱｲﾂが豚で… ｷｬｯﾎ～ｯ！
ﾃﾒｴら 全員 足の小指 骨折しろ～…!!》
I hope you all break the bone in your little toe!
《１人 消えたか》
One down.
《さすが 打たれ強いなぁ ﾂﾞﾗは》
Zura is not easy to take down.
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
《桂:ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ｡ これしきの傷で 死ねるか｡
And as if I'd die over something like this! I haven't accomplished anything yet!
まだ 何も 成し遂げてはおらんのだ》
[That was a nice line.]
We have to eat good things once in a while.
たまには いいもん食わないと ﾀﾞﾒだよ｡
今日は ちょっと奮発して 高いのを買ったからね｡
I splurged and got the expensive stuff today.
うまいもん食べて うまいもん飲んで➡
Let's eat delicious food, drink delicious sake, and celebrate!
ﾊﾟｰｯと お祝いしようじゃないか｡
(ｺﾞﾝｸﾞ)
おぉ ﾌｼﾞﾔﾏ ｹﾞｲｼｬ ｽｷﾔｷ！
Oh! Mt. Fuji! Geisha! Sukiyaki!
All right, it's almost ready.
さぁ そろそろ食べ頃だよ｡
《これからだ…➡
This is it...
An old hag with one foot in the grave,
棺桶に 片足 突っ込んだ ばばあと 泥に 片足 突っ込んだ 年増女》
and a middle-aged broad with one foot in the mud.
《生きるって書いて 貧乏と読む男と➡
Call him alive, but poor. Call him alive, but a mystery.
生きるって書いて 謎って読む生き物》
[Mystery]
《銀時/新八:ちょろいな》
Easy foes!
《問題は ﾔﾂだ》
He's the problem.
《銀さん 決着つけようじゃないですか》
Gin-san, let's settle this.
お登勢さん よそいましょうか？
Otose-san, may I serve you?
《先手必勝！》 《ﾔﾂめ また 同じ手を！》
I made the first move!
That guy! He's using the same strategy!
《今度こそ 鍋将軍の地位 手に入れる！》
This time, I'll become...the Nabe Shogun!
いいよ 気ぃ遣わなくて｡ みんな 直箸でいいだろ？
Don't worry. Let's just all serve ourselves.
《不覚！ ﾎﾞｸとしたことが！ これで 全員 区別なく➡
Shucks! I didn't see that coming!
Now everyone will indiscriminately reach into the nabe pot!
鍋に触れることを 許してしまった！》
It backfired...
《裏目に出たな｡ 気配り作戦に とらわれるあまり➡
He failed in his attempt to be generous.
気配り作戦返しの可能性に 気づかなかった➡
And he didn't bank on the possibility that it could counter his strategy!
己の若さを悔やむがいい》
Blame your youth on that!
[That's a mistake not easy to admit.]
I failed, that's for sure. But I won't concede defeat yet!
《確かに ﾎﾞｸは失敗した｡ だが まだ 敗北したわけではない！》
《そうだな 四の五の考察は もういらない》
That's true... No need to think deeply anymore.
《桂:同感だな｡
I agree. Men don't turn their backs on a fight.
男たるもの 勝負に 背を向けるわけには いかん》
[Sukiyaki]
♪♪～
《残り時間を考えると ここで 勝負をかけるしかない！》
Considering the amount of time left, we have to gamble right now!
《最初に 鍋に 手が届いたものが 勝つ！》
The winner is the one who first reaches the nabe!
《銀時/新八/桂:鍋将軍は…！》
The Nabe Shogun...
is me!
《ｵﾚが！》 《ﾎﾞｸが！》 《ｵﾚが！》
is me!
うわぁっ!!
Wh-Wha--?!
《なんだ!?》 《あれは！》
What's that?!
[What is it?]
《ﾊﾞｯ ﾊﾞｶな…！》
R-Ridiculous!
《こんなことが…！》
How could this...?!
《肉どころか…》
Can't reach the beef...
《鍋にさえ 箸が…》
Can't get my chopsticks even close...
《桂:届かない…！》
to the nabe...!
[Squash]
《だが ここで…！》
However, there's no way...
we will lose!
(３人)負けるわけには！
ぐわっ！ ぐぉっ！ あべしっ！
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ/お登勢)はぁっ!!
They're not Nabe Shogun...
《ｺｲﾂは 鍋将軍どころじゃねえ》
《２人:ｺｲﾂは 皇帝 鍋ﾚｵﾝだ!!》
They're...Emperors!
[Nabeleon]
《ｹ ｹﾀが違う…｡ 鍋が遠い… 届かない！
Th-They're in a different class from us!
The pot is so far... I can't reach it!
つうか ｺｲﾂら ｳﾁに 何しにきたの？ 嫌がらせ？》
Damn, why'd they come anyway? Just to torment us?!
《ﾎﾞｸたちの 今までの戦いは 何だったんだ？
What were we fighting for until now?
しょせん 井の中の蛙…｡
We were like frogs in the well, fighting and hurting each other.
互いに傷つけあった あの 悲しい戦いに➡
Was all that suffering meaningless?!
[Defeat]
何の意味も なかったというのか！》
《いや！》 《違う！》
No...!
What?!
なにっ!? なんですと!?
What?!
だからこそ！
That's why...!
あの戦いをﾑﾀﾞにしないためこそ この勝負！
We can't let our fighting be in vain! That's why, this battle...
(新八/銀時)負けるわけには…！
...can't be lost!
いかねえんだよ～っ!!
No way!
いけ 神楽！ 鍋ﾚｵﾝに…！
Go, Kagura! Become...
Nabeleon!
(銀時/新八)なれ～!!
Huh?!
(２人)あぁっ！
[Oh, the pain!]
♪♪～
(ｹﾞｯﾌﾟ)
なんか 乳くさくて ｲﾏｲﾁ｡ 豚のほうが いいｱﾙ｡
It sorta smells like milk and doesn't taste that good. I think I prefer pork.
ﾃﾒｴ!! ﾅﾒてんのか!?
Why you?! Are you teasing us?!
Spit it out! Spit it all out!
出せや！ 今の 全部 吐き出せや!!
(死神)人間って くだらねえ｡
Humans are so worthless.
[Preview]
Taka-chin? You're Taka-chin, my classmate at temple school!
But why'd you join a bike gang?
If...If I had rescued you back then...
The next episode: "Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It."
[The Tsu Terakado Fan Club Special Attack Squad "Maltese" has arrived!]
[The next episode will be a blood bath. See you there!]
But, why are we using this cut again?
For time adjustment!
In some area, they are announcing presents.
For real?!
And now, here's our last message of the day.
"Gin Tama" supports "DEATH NOTE"!
っていうか なんで また このｶｯﾄ？
時間調整だよ｡
(神楽)一部の地域以外では ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄのお知らせ してるｱﾙ｡
ﾏｼﾞでか!? それでは最後に ﾒｯｾｰｼﾞを！
(銀時/新八/神楽)『銀魂』は 『DEATH NOTE』を 応援しています！
♬『ゼッコーチョー！』
♬～