In the red corner! The housewife who junked her marriage and found her place on the battlefield.
The Demoness Haruna!!
In the blue corner! This lady, a former popular singer-turned hitting star!
The fighting princess of song! Dynamite Otsu!
Just bring it from anywhere, jock itch!
Jock itch!
Otsu-chan, go for it!
No, no. She'd better stop...
She's going in the wrong direction.
Otsu-chan! Popular idol singer-turned fighter!
(沖田)何やってんだ！ なんのために主婦やめたんだ？
When a person says something like that, it's a warning sign.
My favorite ramen shop said, "curry rice will be a new menu item."
After that, the shop had to close.
What a bad example! That won't be the case for Otsu-chan. She'll keep singing!
I think there's a sign of misfortune on her face.
Too bad she's not more naïve or stupid. Like you, Kagura.
What is a dream?
So painful to wait for...so terrible to be without...
and yet to battle your way toward it along that thorny road...
Take's a warrior's courage!!
What the?! There's an intruder in the ring! Who is she?
[This is a reference to famous Japanese professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.]
My name is Antonio Kagura! I'm...um...Otsu-chan's stand-in! Uh-huh!
Come on!
Oh, no! Whatever happens, it's not my fault.
Not mine, either.
You need to discipline her better! That's why she's like that.
What are you talking about?
They say a kid's personality is set by the age of 3.
Haruna! Come on!
You dumped your husband 'cause you wanted more excitement, right?!
[An Odd Jobs member meets Okita at the "Amazons' Tournament."]
[Okita takes them to a fighting arena called "Rengokukan." What kind of event is held there?]
["Some Things Can't Be Cut with a Sword"]
What a surprise. I didn't know you guys liked watching fighting sports.
(沖田)いやぁ 奇遇ですねぇ➡
ﾀﾞﾝﾅ方も 格闘技がお好きだったとは…｡
(沖田)ｵﾚは 特に 女子格闘技が好きでしてねぇ｡
I especially like seeing women fight.
女どもが 醜い表情で つかみ合ってるとこなんて➡
When they make those gnarly faces and grab each other, I just bust up!
爆笑もんでさぁ｡
That's not fandom, that's sadism!
(新八)なんちゅう ｻﾃﾞｨｽﾃｨｯｸな 楽しみ方してんの!!
(神楽)一生懸命やってる人を 笑うなんて最低ｱﾙ！
You shouldn't laugh at someone who's trying hard!
勝負の ｼﾞｬﾏするようなﾔﾂは 格闘技を見る資格ないね！
Someone like you, who interrupts a match shouldn't be allowed to watch fighting sports.
(銀時)明らかに 試合のｼﾞｬﾏしてたﾔﾂが➡
Stop saying that. It's obvious that you're interrupting the match.
言うんじゃねえよ｡ それより ﾀﾞﾝﾅ方｡
By the way, do you have time to go somewhere?
暇なら ちょいと つき合いませんかい？
もっと おもしれえ見せ物が あるんですがねぇ｡
I'll take you to a more entertaining show.
おもしろい 見せ物？
A more entertaining show?
まっ ついてくらぁ わかりまさぁ｡
If you come with me, you'll see.
Hey, hey. What kind of place is this?
おいおい… どこだよ ここ？
(沖田)裏世界の住人たちの 社交場でさぁ｡
It's a meeting place for inhabitants of the underworld.
ここには 表の連中が➡
Ordinary people never get a chance to see this.
目にすることのできねえ ものばかりありやしてねぇ…｡
(歓声)
ｺｲﾂは… 地下闘技場？
This is...
...an underground fighting arena?
煉獄館…｡
This is the Rengokukan.
(沖田) ここで 行われているのは…｡
What you see before you...
(剣士)いやぁ～!!
正真正銘の…➡
...is an honest-to-god...
殺し合いでさぁ｡
...Death Match!
(歓声)
The winner is...Kidomaru!
(ｱﾅｳﾝｽ)勝者！ 鬼道丸!!
こんなことが…｡
It's hard to believe...
(沖田)真剣での斬り合いなんざ そう 拝めるもんじゃねえ｡
How often do you get the chance to see a real fight?
そこに 賭けまで絡むときちゃあ そりゃ みんな飛びつきますぜ｡
And when you add gambling to it-damn, that's entertainment!
趣味のいい 見せ物だな… ｵｲ｡
This is definitely a great show, huh?!
ﾑﾅｸｿ悪いもん見せやがって！
If I can't sleep tonight you'll pay!
寝れなくなったら どうするつもりだ この野郎!!
あきらかに 違法じゃないですか｡
Obviously, it's illegal. Okita-san, aren't you a government official?
沖田さん ｱﾝﾀ それでも役人ですか？
役人だから 手が出せねえ｡
That's why I can't do anything.
こういうものの後ろには➡
They're some shadowy, political figures behind it.
強い権力が 見え隠れするんでさぁ｡
ｵｶﾐも絡んでるっていうのかよ｡
You mean government officials are involved?
One wrong step and it's goodbye Shinsengumi.
(沖田)ﾍﾀに動けば ｳﾁも つぶされかねないんでね｡
自由な ｱﾝﾀがうらやましいや｡
Freelancers like you have it made.
言っとくがな…｡
Let me tell you something: I'm not going to work for you.
ｵﾚは ﾃﾒｴらのために 働くなんざ ｺﾞﾒﾝだぜ｡
おかしいなぁ… ｱﾝﾀは ｵﾚと 同種だと思っていやしたぜ｡
That's funny. I thought you were a fellow human being.
こういもんは ﾑｼｽﾞが走るほど 嫌いなたちだと…｡
I thought you hated this crap as much as I do.
(沖田)あれを見てください｡
Look over there.
煉獄館 最強の闘士 鬼道丸｡
Kidomaru is Rengokukan's strongest fighter.
ﾔﾂを探りゃぁ 何か出てくるかもしれませんぜ｡
Let's find out what's up with him.
おい｡ 心配いりませんよ｡
Hey.
Don't worry. This is my personal favor. It has nothing to do with the Shinsengumi.
ｺｲﾂは ｵﾚの個人的な頼みで 真選組は かかわっちゃいねえ｡
ここの所在は ｵﾚしか知らねえんでさぁ｡
No one else knows about this place.
だから どうか このことは 近藤さんや 土方さんには内密に｡
So, please don't tell Kondo-san and Hijikata-san.
つ～か 本当に ここにﾔﾂは いるのかよ？
Is he really here?
えぇ 確かに入っていくところを…｡
Yes. I saw him coming in.
沖田さんも意外に 真面目なところあるんすね｡
I'm a bit surprised to learn that Okita-san is an earnest man.
不正が許せないなんて…｡ 私 ｱｲﾂ嫌いよ｡
He can't stand impropriety.
I hate that guy.
ああ見えて ﾔﾂも直参だ｡ 報酬も ｶﾞｯﾎﾟﾘだぞ｡
Despite his appearance, he's a direct subordinate, so we can expect a big reward from him.
って金かよ！ (子供)ｷﾞｬｱ～!!
It's not a money issue!
今 悲鳴 聞こえませんでした？
Did you just hear someone scream?
ｵﾏｴらは ここで待ってろ！ 銀さん!!
You guys...
stay here!
Gin-san!
♪♪～
(子供たちの はしゃぐ声)
《ｺｲﾂは どういうことだ？》
What's going on?
The thief!
(道信)泥棒！ ｼｪｲ!!
ああぁ～っ!!
(道信)申し訳ない これは すまぬことをした｡
Sorry. I'm sorry I did that.
It was such a suspicious looking ass, I...
あまりにも 怪しげな ｹﾂだったので➡
つい ぐっさりと…｡ ﾊﾞｶ野郎…｡
Idiot. How can buttocks look suspicious?
人間にある穴は すべて急所｡
ﾔﾍﾞｯ！ ｹﾂ 真っ二つに割れてんじゃん！
Damn it! My ass is splitting in two.
銀さん 落ち着いてください｡ もとからです｡
Gin-san, calm down. It was always like that.
だが そちらにも落ち度があろう｡
Still, you shouldn't have been peeking into another person's house.
あんな所で 人の家を 覗き込んでいては…｡
すみません ちょっと 人捜しをしてて…｡
Sorry, but we were looking for someone.
うん？ 和尚さん…➡
Mr. Priest, did you see a man with a scary demon mask walking around?
この辺りで 恐ろしい鬼の面を 被った男を見ませんでしたか？
鬼？ これはまた 面妖な｡
Demon? It sounds strange.
では あなた方は さしずめ➡
Are you saying you're Momotaro, the demon slayer?
鬼を退治しにきた 桃太郎 というわけですかな？
三下の鬼なんざ 興味ねえよ｡
I'm not interested in some petty demon.
狙いは 大将首｡
My target is his boss.
立派な宝でも持ってるなら 別だがな…｡
Unless he has a lot of treasure, then that's a different story.
(道信)宝ですか… しいて言うなら➡
Treasure...
The only treasure this demon owns...
あの子たちでしょうか｡
is those children over there.
Whoa!
(２人)うわあぁ～!! てててて…➡
Y-Y-You! What the hell do you think you are doing?!
ﾃﾒｴ どういうつもりだ!! (道信)あなた方こそ➡
What were you doing?
どういうつもりですか？
I know you followed me from the fighting arena.
闘技場から 私を つけてきたでしょ？
えっ えっ？ ﾎﾝﾄに じゃあ 和尚さんが？
What? What? Really? Then you are...?!
I'm known as Doshin Kidomaru, a fighter in Rengokukan.
私が 煉獄館の闘士 鬼道丸こと…➡
道信 と申す者｡
おいおい いいのか？
Are you sure?
茶なんか出して… 鬼退治にきた 桃太郎かもしれねえぜ｡
Giving us tea? We could be the peach boy, Momotaro, who got rid of the demon.
(道信)あなた方もいいのですか？
Are you sure? You're having tea with a bloody demon.
血生臭い鬼と 茶なんぞ飲んで…｡
こんな たくさんの子供たちに 囲まれてるﾔﾂが➡
It's hard to believe that someone who takes care of so many children could be a demon.
鬼だなんて 思えねえよ｡
Who are these children?
いったい この子たちは…？
They're all my children.
(道信)みんな 私の子供たちです｡
あらまぁ 若い頃 ずいぶんと遊んだのね｡
Oh, my! You must have been really wild when you were young.
(道信)…いえ 皆 捨て子だったのです｡
No... They were all abandoned children.
Orphans? Don't tell me you're doing that kind of thing to take care of them.
孤児？ ｱﾝﾀ まさか ｺｲﾂらを養うために あんなﾏﾈを？
私が そんな 立派な人間に見えますか？
Do I look like a worthy human being? A saint covered in blood...?
この 血まみれた私が…｡
ｱﾝﾀ いったい…｡
So you...
(道信)今も昔も変わらず 私は人斬りだ｡
Once, now and forever, I'm just a killer.
(道信)腕っぷしだけが取り柄で➡
I've always been strong...and everybody called me "Killer".
気がつけば 人斬りなんて 呼ばれるようになっていた｡
あげく 獄につながれ 首が飛ぶのを待つだけでしたが➡
I was sent to jail and I waited for my head to roll.
私に目をつけた連中に買われ 獄から出されました｡
But someone had their eye on me and paid to get me out.
You can probably guess the rest.
それが ﾔﾂらです｡
あなた方は 煉獄館を つぶすおつもりのようだが➡
If you guys are trying to destroy the Rengokukan... Take my advice. Don't.
かかわらぬほうが身のため｡
鬼の餌食になるってか？ それは それで おもしろそうだ｡
Are you suggesting we'll end up as meat for the demon?
Well, it might be interesting.
宝に触れぬかぎり 鬼は手を出しませんよ｡
A demon doesn't strike unless someone touches his treasure.
あの子たちを守るためなら 何でもやりますがね｡
But he'll do anything to protect his children.
ﾊｯﾊｯﾊ…｡
There's no way a demon would say something like that.
鬼が そんなこと言うかよ？ ｱﾝﾀ 立派な人の親だ｡
You look like a good father to me.
汚い金で子を育てて 立派な親といえますか？
But I'm raising my children with dirty money...
でも今は 悔やんでいるんだろう？
And you have regrets about what you did.
最初に子供を拾ったのも➡
I chose my first child...because I just wanted to unburden myself...
心にもたげた 自分の罪悪感を 少しでも ぬぐいたかっただけだ｡
そんなもんだけで やっていけるほど➡
It's not easy to raise children for that reason. Right, you little brat?
子を育てるってのは ﾔﾜじゃねえよ… なぁｸｿｶﾞｷ｡
Sensei! Sensei! How do I look? Are you listening to me?
(子供)先生 先生！ どう 似合う？ 返せ ｸｿｶﾞｷ!!
Give those back, brat!
(子供)先生… 先生どうしたの？
Sensei? What's the matter, Sensei?
Hey, you! What did you say to Sensei?! If you hurt his feelings, I'll kick your butt!!
おい お前！ 先生に何言った？ いじめたら許さねえぞ！
Sorry about that.
ｿｲﾂは すまなかった｡
Give those back!
返せ！ あっ｡
ｺｲﾂは詫びだ｡
[Odd Jobs - Gintoki Sakata]
Here's my apology. If you ever get in trouble, come see me.
何かあったら うちに来い｡ ｻｰﾋﾞｽするぜ｡
I'll give you a great discount.
おい神楽 行くぞ｡
Hey, Kagura. Let's go.
うん！ じゃ｡
Yeah... Bye!
(子供)変なﾔﾂら…｡
What strange people... As far as I know, they were the first guests to our house, Sensei.
そういや うちに客が来るのって 初めてだね 先生｡
そうだな 最初で最後の客人だ｡
That's right...They're our first and our last.
(天人)ううっ！
The big fish...just isn't sticking its nose out. All I get are minnows.
(沖田)なかなか敵さんも ｼｯﾎﾟを出さねえな｡
ｻﾞｺをやったところで 何も出てこねえや｡
しかし ちょっと暴れすぎたかな｡
Yet, maybe I went a little overboard?
(土方)ｵﾌの日まで仕事とは ご苦労だな｡
You worked hard on your day off.
ｹﾞｯ…｡
(土方)お前がそんなに 働き者だとは知らなかったよ｡
I didn't know you were so dedicated...
[Battle Royal Host]
まぁまぁ 遠慮せずに食べなさいよ｡
Here, here. Please help yourself and eat up.
何これ？
What's this?
Sorry, he found out everything.
(沖田)ﾀﾞﾝﾅ すまねえ 全部 ﾊﾞﾚちゃいやした｡
いやいや そうじゃなくて…➡
No, I mean... What's this? Do you have something against mayonnaise?
何これ？ ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞに恨みでもあんの？
(土方)ｶﾂ丼 土方ｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙ！
It's the Katsudon Hijikata Special.
こんなｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙ 誰も必要としてねえんだよ！
Nobody wants this kind of "special"!
おい ねえちゃん！ ﾁｮｺﾚｰﾄﾊﾟﾌｪ １つ!!
Hey, waitress! One chocolate sundae!
お前は一生 糖分摂ってろ！
Fine. Eat your sugar until you die.
How is it, Sogo? Amazing?
どうだ 総悟 うめえだろ？
Hijikata-san is amazing. He can turn Katsudon into dog food.
すげえや 土方さん ｶﾂ丼を 犬のｴｻに昇華できるとは｡
なんだ これ… おごってやったのに この敗北感｡
What's this? I wonder why I feel so defeated after buying your meals.
まぁいい 本題に入ろう｡
Oh, well. Let's get to the main issue.
総悟に いろいろ 吹き込まれたそうだが➡
I heard that Sogo inspired you into doing something... But forget about it all.
あれ 全部 忘れてくれ｡
What? You sound like you know the whole story, don't you?
んだぁ？ その感じじゃ➡
ﾃﾒｴも どういうことか 知ってるみてえだな｡
たいそうな役人さんだよ➡
Are you really a big official?
目の前で犯罪が起きてるってのに 知らんぷりたぁ｡
Are you sure you're going to ignore a crime that's right under your nose?
(土方)いずれ うちがつぶすさ｡
We'll eventually take care of it.
Hey, if put your booger in Hijikata's Special! Apologize, dammit!
っていうか ｵﾒｴ 土方ｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙに鼻ｸｿ入れたろ｡
謝れ この野郎！
(土方)だいたい ﾃﾒｴどころか ﾍﾀすりゃ➡
Listen, if someone gets unlucky, you're not the only one. All of us will get in trouble.
うちだって つぶされかねねえ連中なんだよ｡
土方さん ｱﾝﾀひょっとして もう全部つかんで…？
Hijikata-san, I wonder if you've already found the information.
天導衆ってﾔﾂら 知ってるか？
Do you know those guys called the Tendo sect?
将軍を思いのまま操り➡
They turned the Shogun into a puppet and are remaking this country just the way they like it.
江戸を ﾃﾒｴ勝手に造り替えてる｡
この国の実権を 事実上 握ってる連中だ｡
They hold the real power in this country.
(土方)あの 趣味の悪い闘技場は➡
That blood soaked arena is...
その天導衆の 遊び場なんだよ｡
Tendo Sect's Playground.
(天導衆)花形が見当たらぬな… 鬼道丸は どうした？
Where's our star? Anybody seen Kidomaru?
Well... Lately, he keeps finding new excuses for not coming in.
(館長)それが… 最近は何かと理由をつけて➡
顔を出さなくなってまして…｡
(天導衆)そろそろ ﾔﾂも潮時か… まあいい｡
It's time for him to retire. That's all right.
新しい趣向は用意してある｡
We've got someone new already lined up.
おぅ ﾊﾟｽﾀ刑事 ｱﾝﾊﾟﾝ買ってきたぞ｡
Hi, Detective Pasta. I bought the anpan for you.
なんだよ？ ﾊﾟｽﾀって｡
Why did you call me "Pasta"? There's nothing like that related to me.
ﾎﾞｸに なんのゆかりも ないじゃないか｡
Your life is like pasta. From now on, call me Yama-san.
なんか ﾊﾟｽﾀっぽいだろ 生きざまが｡
それから ｵﾚのことは山さんと呼べ｡
山さん？ 山本 神楽っていうんだよ ﾎﾝﾄは｡
Yama-san?
My full name is Kagura Yamamoto.
だから 勝手に設定作んなっ!!
Hey, you just can't dictate things on your own!
(神楽)それより ﾔｯｺさんはどうだ？ ﾊﾟｽﾀ｡
Anyway, how's our targets, Pasta?
Nothing's happening, Kagu...Yama-san.
まったく動きなしだよ ｶｸﾞ… 山さん｡
Gin-san said he'd do something within a couple of days. Hey, where's Gin-san?
銀さんは ２～３日中に動くって 言ってたけど｡
っていうか銀さんは？
ﾎﾞｽは むせえ連中に捕まって 動きが取れん｡
Our boss was caught by those creeps and can't do anything.
ｵﾚたちが やるしかないんだ ﾊﾟｽﾀ｡
It's up to us, Pasta.
取り調べかなぁ？
I wonder if he's under interrogation.
取り調べといえば ｶﾂ丼…｡
Interrogation reminds me of Katsudon... I'm getting sick of anpan.
いいなぁ もうｱﾝﾊﾟﾝは飽きたよ｡ ﾊﾟｽﾀとか食べたい｡
I want to eat pasta...
あっ ﾊﾟｽﾀ刑事じゃん｡
Oh, my! That's why I'm detective Pasta.
You're growing up, Pasta. Watch my back.
(神楽)成長したな ﾊﾟｽﾀ｡ ｵﾚの背中を頼むぞ！
はい 山さん！
Yes, Yama-san!
Excuse me. But your backs are wide open.
すみません 背中が がら空きですが｡
わぁ～！ 落ち着け ﾊﾟｽﾀ！
Calm down, Pasta! Capture him! Get him! Anpan's stuck in my throat!
確保だ 確保！ ｸﾞﾎｯ… ｱﾝﾊﾟﾝが ﾉﾄﾞに…｡
Doshin-san, you...
道信さん あなた…！
このまま江戸を出るつもりです｡
I'm leaving Edo...
(道信)どういうつもりで 私を 張っていたかは知りませんが➡
I don't know why you're watching me, but I'd like you to overlook this.
見逃してほしい｡
勝手なのは わかっています｡
I know this is a lot to ask, but I don't want to kill anymore...
でも もうこれ以上 殺しはしたくない｡
(道信)何年かかるか わからない｡ でも➡
I don't know how many years it'll take, but...
あの子たちに胸を張って 父親だと言える男になりたい｡
I want to say with confidence that I'm their father.
道信さん…｡
Doshin-san...
(神楽)ｼｯ！
早く行くよろし｡
Get out of here... Fast!
Our boss told us to watch out for you, but didn't give a reason...
うちのﾎﾞｽは 目的も告げずに➡
ただ あなたを見張っとけって｡
まったく なに考えてんだか｡
I don't know what he's thinking.
So, we're doing whatever we like.
だから ﾎﾞｸらも好きにやります｡
I don't know what's right and what's wrong,
何が正しくて 何が間違ってるのか わからないけど➡
銀さんなら きっと こうすると思うから｡
but I'm sure Gin-san would do the same thing.
(道信)すまない｡
Thank you!
Kidomaru!
(手下)鬼道丸！
Don't let him get away!
(手下)追え～ 逃がすな！ (手下)始末するんだ！
Kill him!
Let's go, Pastaaa!
いくぞ ﾊﾟｽﾀｧ～！ おぉ 山さん！
Yeah, Yama-san!
ほわちゃあ～！ うおぉ～！
(子供たち)わぁ～！
Sensei! Why are we in such a hurry?
(子供)先生 何を そんなに急いでるの？
Sensei!
先生ってば～！
あれ？ 先生 なんで泣いてるの？
Sensei, why are you crying?
I wish I could've met people like them earlier.
《道信:もっと早くに あんなﾔﾂらと 出会いたかった…》
Don't kid yourself.
(鬼獅子)甘いわ｡
Did you really think you could run away from me?
ﾜｼから逃げられるとでも 思うたか？
うぅっ！
Is he finished?
(館長)終わったか？
ﾌｯ さすがの鬼道丸も 本物の鬼には かなわなかったか｡
Even Kidomaru wasn't able to handle a real demon.
Now you're the new king of the Rengokukan.
(館長)今日から お前が 煉獄館の帝王だ｡
Onijishi.
(館長)鬼獅子｡
Hey, Sensei!
(子供)ねぇ 先生 これから どこ行くの？
Where are you going?
We'll go anywhere with you.
(子供)ﾎﾞｸたち 先生と一緒なら どこへでも行くけどね｡
(道信)そうだな 私も お前たちと一緒なら➡
Well...I will go anywhere as long as I'm with you guys.
どこへでも行くさ｡
But...It doesn't appear I can go any further.
けど 先生 そんなに遠くには 行けそうにないな｡
Ah? What's the matter, Sensei?
あれ 先生どうかしたの？
Are you crying again?
ひょっとして また泣いてるの？
Is it because you are so happy? You cry so easily!
(子供)なんか また嬉しいことでもあったの？
(子供)本当に 先生は 泣き虫なんだから！
Right... You're right... I'm happy...for so much.
(道信)そうだな…｡
ﾎﾝﾄにそうだ｡
幸せ者だよ 私は…｡
Man, I hate rain.
あ～ ｲﾔな雨だ｡
It's not a good day to hear a tearjerker story.
なにも こんな日に そんな湿っぽい話➡
持ち込んでこなくても いいじゃねえか～｡
(沖田)ｿｲﾂはすまねえ｡
I'm sorry, but I figured you should know.
一応 知らせとかねえと と思いましてね｡
ごめん 銀ちゃん｡
Sorry, Gin-chan.
ﾎﾞｸらが 最後まで見届けていれば…｡
If only we'd stuck with him all the way...
ｵﾒｴらのせいじゃねえよ｡
It's not your fault. He was a killer.
野郎も人斬りだ｡
自分でも ろくな死に方 できねえのくらい➡
I'm sure he was prepared to die that way.
覚悟してたさ｡
Sorry, I got you mixed up in this crap.
ﾀﾞﾝﾅ 妙なもんに巻き込んで すみませんでした｡
これ以上 かかわっても ろくなことなさそうですし➡
Let's leave things where they are. Nothing good will come of getting deeper.
この話は これっきりで…｡ (戸の開く音)
(沖田)ﾃﾒｴら！ ここには来るなと言ったろ!!
You guys! Didn't I tell you not to come here?
Brother... If we ask you, you'll do anything, right?
(子供)にいちゃん… にいちゃんに頼めば➡
何でもしてくれるんだよね｡
You're Odd Jobs, and will do anything we ask, right?
何でもしてくれる 万事屋なんだよね？
Please, avenge Sensei!
お願い！ 先生の敵 討ってよぉ！
This is...
これ ﾎﾞｸの宝物なんだ｡
my treasure.
お金はないけど みんなの宝物あげるから…➡
We don't have any money, but we'll give you our treasure.
だから お願い にいちゃん！
So, please! Brother!
That's enough. Time to go home.
いいかげんにしろ お前ら もう 帰りな｡
(子供)ﾎﾞｸ 知ってるよ｡
I already know...
先生 ﾎﾞｸたちの知らないところで➡
Sensei did something bad somewhere. Is that why they killed him?
悪いことをやってたんだろ？
だから 死んじゃったんだよね｡
But he was our beloved father... A great father, you know!
でもね ﾎﾞｸたちにとっては 大好きな とうちゃん｡
立派な とうちゃんだったんだよ！
おい ｶﾞｷ…｡
Hey, kid...
Is this one of those Dokkiri-man stickers?
これ 今 流行りの ﾄﾞｯｷﾘﾏﾝｼｰﾙじゃねえか｡
そうだよ にいちゃん知ってるの？
That's right. How did you know?
Why? I'll tell you why?
知ってるもなにも ｵﾒｴ➡
Because I'm a huge Dokkiri-man collector.
ｵﾚも集めてるんだ ﾄﾞｯｷﾘﾏﾝｼｰﾙ｡
I'll do anything for this one.
ｺｲﾂのためなら なんでもやるぜ｡
あとで 返せっつっても 遅えからな｡
It'll be too late if you tell me you want it back later.
Brother!
にいちゃん！ (子供たちの歓声)
Wow!
(沖田)ちょっ ﾀﾞﾝﾅ！
Hey, wait!
Gin-chan, are you serious?
(神楽)銀ちゃん 本気あるか？
I knew you were a whimsical guy, but you're crazy if you do something like that.
(土方)酔狂な野郎だとは 思っていたが➡
ここまでくると ﾊﾞｶだな｡
小物が１人 刃向かったところで➡
They're really tough people to go up against...especially for a punk like you.
どうにかなる相手じゃ ねえんだよ｡
You're already dead.
死ぬぜ｡
I won't cause you any trouble. Get out of my way.
ﾃﾒｴらには迷惑かけねえよ どけ｡
I don't care if you die. But you're not even trying to save yourself?
別に ﾃﾒｴが死のうがかまわん｡
ただ げせねえ｡
わざわざ 死ににいくってのか｡
Even if I don't go, I'll die anyway.
行かなくても ｵﾚは死ぬんだよ｡
ｵﾚにはなぁ 心臓より大事な器官があるんだよ｡
I have an organ that's bigger than my heart.
It's invisible, but it's all that holds me up.
ｿｲﾂは見えねえが 確かに ｵﾚのﾄﾞﾀﾏから股間を➡
まっすぐに ぶち抜いて ｵﾚの中に存在する｡
ｿｲﾂがあるから ｵﾚは まっすぐ立ってられる｡
Because of it, I can stand up straight.
ﾌﾗﾌﾗしても まっすぐ歩いていける｡
I can walk straight, even when I'm bleeding and dizzy.
ここで立ち止まったら ｿｲﾂが折れちまうのさ｡
If I run now, it'll tear in half.
My soul...will tear in half.
魂が折れちまうんだよ｡
I'd rather my heart stopped than lost what's most important to me.
心臓が止まるなんてことより➡
Even when I'm old and my spine is bent...my soul's got to be straight.
ｵﾚにしたら そっちのほうが一大事でね｡
ｺｲﾂは 老いぼれて腰が曲がっても➡
まっすぐでなきゃいけねえ｡
己の美学のために死ぬってか？
You're saying that you're going to die for your own aesthetic theory? That's romanticism.
とんだﾛﾏﾝﾃｨｼｽﾞﾑだ｡
What are you saying? I think all men are romantics.
な～に言ってんすか 男はみんな ﾛﾏﾝﾃｨｽﾄでしょ｡
(神楽)いやいや 女だってそうよ｡
So are women.
But is it too unbalanced?
それじゃ ﾊﾞﾗﾝｽ悪すぎでしょ｡
What will happen if all men and all women become stupid?
男も女もﾊﾞｶになったら どうするんだよ｡
(神楽)それを 今から試しにいくｱﾙよ｡
Let's go find out.
お おいっ ﾃﾒｴら！
H-Hey, you guys!
(土方)どいつもｺｲﾂも なんだってんだ？
What's the matter with all these people?
Really... They're all crazy...
(沖田)まったく ﾊﾞｶな連中ですね｡
Are they risking their lives for something like this? That's stupid.
こんなもののために 命をかけるなんて➡
ﾊﾞｶそのものだ｡
So true.
(土方)まったくだ …ってお前 何してんだぁ！
Hey, what are you doing?
(沖田)すまねえ 土方さん｡
I'm sorry, Hijikata-san.
I guess I'm just another idiot.
ｵﾚもまた ﾊﾞｶなもんでさ｡
(観客の歓声)
What incredible power! He's Onijishi from the Dakini clan!
(館長)恐るべき力ですなぁ… さすがﾀﾞｷﾆ族の 鬼獅子｡
あの鬼道丸を 簡単に始末できるわけだ｡
No wonder he killed the strong Kidomaru so easily.
(天導衆)ﾌﾌﾌ… あれにかかれば 侍など 赤子も同然｡
Even samurai are like babies against him.
しかし 鬼道丸も ﾊﾞｶな男よ｡
But I think Kidomaru was pathetic. He should've heeled and let us keep him as a pet.
おとなしく 我々に 飼われておけばよかったものを｡
(歓声)
Is that...
(館長)あれは… 鬼道丸!?
Kidomaru?!
ﾊﾞｶな… ﾔﾂは 確かに！
No way! He was...?!
ｸｸｸ… おもしろいではないか｡
This is interesting...
(天導衆)鬼道丸め… 我らに恨みを晴らすため➡
Kidomaru... He's rising from hell to get revenge.
地獄より 蘇ったか…｡
Bastard... How did you get here? I could've sworn I killed you...the other day...
ｷｻﾏ… なぜ ここにいる？
ｷｻﾏは 確かに ﾜｼが殺したはず…｡
ﾃﾒｴか？ ｵﾚを殺したのは｡
You're the one who killed me, huh?
ｲﾗｲﾗして 眠れなくて 起きちゃったじゃねえか！
I've been so pissed off that my soul can't find any rest!
どうしてくれんだ この野郎！
What are you going to do about it?
ここは もう ｷｻﾏの居場所じゃない｡
This place is no longer your place.
ﾜｼの舞台じゃ 消え去れ｡
This is my stage. Begone!
No, I will not.
消えねえさ｡ まっすぐに生きた ﾊﾞｶの魂はな➡
The soul of a straight and true guy won't disappear, even if his body dies!
たとえ その身が滅びようが 消えやしねえ！
Hmm...all right then, as for your soul...
(鬼獅子)ほぅ… ならば その魂➡
今 ここで かき消してくれる！
I'll destroy it!
♪♪～
(天導衆)終わったな…｡
It's over.
♪♪～
He did pretty well for a human.
(天導衆) 人間にしては よくやった…｡
ﾌｯﾌｯﾌ…｡
Hey, big fella.
おい… ﾃﾞｶﾌﾞﾂ…｡
こんなもんじゃ… ｵﾚの魂は 折れねえよ！
It'll take more than a blow like that...to break my soul!
むっ？ あの目は…!?
Those eyes...
(天導衆)本物の… 本物の 侍の目だ！
...are the real...
Those are the eyes of a true samurai!
♪♪～
(歓声)
(館長)ﾃﾒｴ！ なんてこと してくれた！
Hey, you! How could you?!
ｵﾚたちのｼｮｰを 台無しに しやがって…｡
You completely blew up our show!
ここが どこだか わかってんのか！
Do you know what kind of place this is?
(館長)ﾃﾒｴは いったい何者だ!?
Who are you, anyway?
なに!?
What?!
First!
ひと～つ！ 人の世の 生き血をすすり…｡
Filthy blood suckers of humanity!!
ふた～つ！ 不埒な悪行三昧…｡
Second!!
Soulless acts of evil!
Third...
(神楽/新八)み～っつ！
Third...throbbing hot housewives!
み～っつ… み み みだらな 人妻を…｡
(神楽/新八)違うわぁ！ ｷﾞｬｱｧ!!
No!
Gin-chan! Third is "Thirsting after Papa's milk," uh-huh.
銀ちゃん！ みっつ みっちゃん ﾐﾁﾐﾁ ｹﾞﾛ吐いてよ！
違う 違う！ み～っつ 醜い 浮世の鬼を！
No, no! Third, thieving demons of hell...
(３人)退治してくれよう 万事屋銀ちゃん 見参！
[Odd Jobs Gin-chan]
You are about to die! Odd Jobs Gin-chan is here!!
ふざけやがって… やっちまえ！ (手下たち)おぉ～っ！
I've heard enough! Finish them off!
Don't blame me if you guys get killed.
死んでも しらねえぜ！
You shouldn't have followed me here!
こんなところまで ついてきやがって！
I can't die until I get my paycheck for this month!
まだ 今月の給料も もらってないのに 死ねませんよ！
今月だけじゃないね！ 先月もｱﾙ！
Not only for this month, but also for last month!
先月は お前 仕事なかっただろうが！
We didn't have any clients last month!
じゃあ 今回は もらえるね！
Then we'll get some this time!
Wh...
Who are these guys?
なんだ ｺｲﾂら…｡
Don't you understand?
理解できねえか？
This is what you call a battle of vengeance. Avenging a killer?
(沖田)今どき 弔い合戦｡
(沖田)しかも 人斬りのためにだぜ？
There's nothing to gain. I know that.
(沖田)得るものなんざ 何もねえ｡
(沖田)わかってんだよ んなこたぁ｡
But if I don't do anything now, I won't be able to live with myself.
だけど ここで動かねえと➡
自分が 自分じゃなくなるんでぃ｡
ﾃﾒｴら… こんなﾏﾈして ただですむと思ってるのか？
Y-You guys! You won't get away with this!
ｵﾚたちのﾊﾞｯｸに 誰がいると思ってんだ！
Do you know who is behind us?
さぁ… 見当もつかねえや｡
Well, I have an idea.
♪♪～
なっ… ｺｲﾂぁ…｡
What... This is...
The people behind you are...
(土方)ｵﾒｴたちの後ろに 誰が いるかって？
ﾎﾞｸたち 真選組だよ｡
...us, the Shinsengumi!
あらら～ おっかない人が ついてるんだねぇ｡
Wow, there are some really scary people behind you, all right.
(客)やべえ 幕府の犬だ！ (客)ずらかれぇ！
Damn! It's the Bakufu's dogs!
Let's get out of here!
Tsk. Those monkeys were just fuel in the fire. That's all right.
(天導衆)ﾁｯ… ｻﾙどもが 調子づきおって…｡
(天導衆)まぁ よいわ…｡
At least it was entertaining.
(天導衆)今回は おもしろいものも 見れたしな… ｸｸｸ…｡
(沖田)結局 いちばんでかい魚は 逃がしちまいやした｡
So the biggest fish got away as usual. Bad guys always sleep well.
(沖田)悪いﾔﾂほど よく眠るわけでさぁ｡
ついでに ﾃﾒｴも眠ってくれや 永遠に｡
For that matter, why don't you sleep forever? You played us like cards.
人のことを さんざん 利用してくれやがってよ｡
(沖田)だから 助けてあげたじゃないですか｡
That's why I came to help you out. Right, Hijikata-san?
(沖田)ねぇ 土方さん｡
I don't remember coming to help any of these bastards.
ﾃﾒｴらなんざ 助けた覚えはねえ｡
だが 今回の件で 真選組に 火の粉がふりかかったら➡
But if the Shinsengumi gets burned because of this, it'll be all your fault.
ﾃﾒｴらのせいだ｡ 全員 切腹な｡
You all have to commit seppuku.
(３人)えっ!?
What?!
No way! It's impossible to do that unless we're under extremely high tension!
ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ！ あんなの 相当 ﾉﾘﾉﾘのときじゃないとﾑﾘだから！
心配いりやせんぜ｡ ｵﾚが 介錯してあげまさぁ｡
Don't worry. I'll be your second-and behead you if you don't have the nerve.
ﾃﾒｴのときは 手元が 狂うかもしれねえがな｡
I sure hope my sword doesn't slip...
ｺｲﾂ 絶対 私のこと 好きｱﾙ ｳｾﾞｪ！
Eww, I think he likes me. How annoying!
I'm also telling you, Sogo.
(土方)総悟！ 言っとくけど ﾃﾒｴもだぞ｡
(沖田)ﾏｼﾞでか？
Really?!
Well, it's time for us to go home.
さっ ﾎﾞｸらも 帰りましょうか｡
What are you doing?
(神楽)なにやってるね？
Oh? Well...
ん？ おぉ… ｺｲﾂは もう必要ねえな｡
I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
♪♪～
ｱﾝﾀにゃ もう似合わねえよ｡
And you don't need it either.
あの世じゃ 笑って暮らせや｡
Laugh and let your face show-in heaven.
[Preview]
Hey, Gorilla!
Why did you get involved in Rengokukan?
Because of you guys, my head will roll!
The next episode: "Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)."
[Katakuriko Matsudaira, Chief of National Police. He strikes fear in the hearts of the people and executives of the Shinsengumi.]
[Isao Kondo, Born on September 4th. Virgo. Today, his lucky color is red and his fortune is...]
Virgos, you'll die today.
(結野ｱﾅ)乙女座の方 今日 死にま～す！