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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なに言ってんだ 軍曹！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今のままが\Nﾍﾞｽﾄで かわいいだろうが！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,揺るがざる事実だよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,っていうかよ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんは\N猫耳なんか なくても➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,また 揺るがざる事実なわけだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ﾀｶﾁﾝ)ｺｲﾂ あれだよ\Nこないだ ﾃﾞﾋﾞｭｰ曲が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,胸ｸｿ悪ぃ…\N何がいいんだよ こんなの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,耳 取ったら\Nその辺に いそうじゃねえか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも もし お通ちゃんにも\N猫耳があったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もっと尋常ではない人気を\N博していたに あい違いないよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんの曲 おさえて\Nｴﾄﾞｺﾝ８位に入ってたな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 今の時代 それだけでは\Nやっていけないのも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(軍曹)まったくさ｡\N猫耳なんて 邪道だよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾀｶﾁ～ﾝ 猫耳が\N萌えの対象であることは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(軍曹)確かに お通ちゃんは\Nかわいいし 歌唱力も抜群だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ﾀｶﾁﾝ)期待の新鋭ｱｲﾄﾞﾙ TAMA\N猫耳が ｷｭｰﾄ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すなわち それを認めるところから\N話は始まるわけであって…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.76,0:00:03.39,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,事実 揺るがされてんのは\Nｵﾒｴなんじゃねえの？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.39,0:00:06.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この前 ｺｲﾂの写真集\Nﾃﾒｴが買ってんの見たぞ おい！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.76,0:00:09.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ひぃっ！ それは たまたま…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.89,0:00:11.91,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,"The promising young pop star, TAMA. Her cat ears are so cute..."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.10,0:00:11.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ぎゃぁ～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.09,0:00:14.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(隊員たち)隊長！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.91,0:00:15.97,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,Wasn't she the one with the debut song that beat out Otsu's?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.09,0:00:18.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(新八)軍曹！ 寺門 通 親衛隊\N隊規 14条 言ってみろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.97,0:00:17.82,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,She's the one who pushed Otsu-chan to eighth place on the Edocon, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.97,0:00:23.10,On Screen,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,[Note: Edocon is a parody of the Oricon, a Japanese music sales ranking.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.82,0:00:20.90,Main01,,0,0,0,,This makes me sick. What's so great about her?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.91,0:00:22.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(軍曹)ｲﾀﾀﾀ…！\N隊員は お通ちゃん以外のｱｲﾄﾞﾙを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.90,0:00:23.10,Main01,,0,0,0,,If she didn't have ears, she'd be just like any typical pop star.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:24.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,決して\N崇拝することなかれ であります｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.10,0:00:26.85,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,Tell me about it. Cat ears are an abomination.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.58,0:00:26.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そのとおりだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.57,0:00:29.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,軍曹！ ｷｻﾏは 幹部でありながら\Nこれを破った！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.85,0:00:32.81,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,But if Otsu-chan had cat ears, her popularity would go through the roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:32.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よって 鼻ﾌｯｸﾃﾞｽﾄﾛｲﾔｰの刑に処す!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:37.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(乗客)ｲﾔね 最近の若者は｡\Nいったい なに考えてんのかしら｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:34.47,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,What are you saying, Sergeant?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.47,0:00:38.55,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,Otsu-chan doesn't need cat ears! Right now, she's at her best and her cutest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.61,0:00:40.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)ちょっと やめてください｡\N(松平)な～んで？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.74,0:00:44.71,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,Takachin, it's a fact that a large number of people are attracted to cat ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.73,0:00:43.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,１杯 つきあってくれたまえ\Nねえちゃん！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.60,0:00:45.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)ちょっ… 離して！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.71,0:00:49.22,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,In other words, this discussion begins with the acknowledgement of that fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.74,0:00:48.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おじさんを\N１人にしないでちょ～｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.11,0:00:50.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾜｼは ただ\Nｸﾞﾁを聞いてほしいだけだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.22,0:00:53.23,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,Indeed, Otsu-san is cute and has a beautiful voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.93,0:00:53.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｲﾔね 今度は 酔っ払いよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.23,0:00:59.30,Main02,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,But it's an undeniable fact that these qualities alone are not enough to sustain an idol in times like these.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.56,0:00:56.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これだから 最近の大人は…｡\N世も末だわ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.93,0:01:01.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でもって～ やべえんだわさ～｡\Nｵﾚの部下ってのが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.30,0:01:03.58,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,Aren't you the one who's denying the facts?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.10,0:01:04.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どいつもこいつも 揃いも揃って\N無能な連中でさ～｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:06.91,Main01,TAKACHIN,0,0,0,,I saw you buying TAMA's photo collection.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.09,0:01:06.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おまけに 娘がよ～｡\N寄らないで！ くさい～！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.59,0:01:10.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃ ﾃﾒｴ…！\Nくせえはねえんじゃねえの？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.49,0:01:09.62,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,Th-That was just...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.06,0:01:12.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やめて～！\Nちょっと！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.22,0:01:12.55,Main01,MEMBERS,0,0,0,,President!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.08,0:01:14.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰か！ 誰か助け…！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:14.31,Main01,,0,0,0,,President!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.31,0:01:18.91,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Sergeant!! Tell me what Article 14 of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club Regulations is!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.77,0:01:25.50,Main01,SERGEANT,0,0,0,,M-Members shall worship no other idols, but Otsu!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.09,0:01:25.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(足音)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.50,0:01:26.40,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,That's exactly right!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.73,0:01:28.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,な～にが 猫耳だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.61,0:01:30.03,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Sergeant!! You were one of the club's top officials, but you broke this regulation!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.06,0:01:32.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｳﾁの下にもな 猫耳が住んでるけど\Nあんなもん 獣人だぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:32.63,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Therefore, you will receive the Nose Hook Destroyer as punishment!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.42,0:01:34.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,猫耳なんて ｸｿくらえじゃ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.63,0:01:37.70,Main01,PASSENGER A,0,0,0,,Honestly. Young people these days... What are they thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.75,0:01:36.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにが 萌えだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.74,0:01:39.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,猫耳なんて\N燃やしちまえばいいんだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.70,0:01:39.48,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.11,0:01:42.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)あの…｡\Nなんだぁ!? 今 取り込み中だ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.48,0:01:41.11,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.11,0:01:44.43,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,Have a drink with me, toots.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.59,0:01:46.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)あの… 助けていただいて\Nありがとうございます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.43,0:01:46.00,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Hey, let go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:50.96,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,Don't ignore me, sweet cheeks. I just want you to listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.10,0:01:50.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,勇気のある方なんですね｡\Nとってもｽﾃｷでした｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.96,0:01:57.06,Main01,PASSENGER A,0,0,0,,Honestly. A drunk now? Adults these days... What's this world coming to?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.14,0:01:54.99,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Stop! Let go of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:55.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《猫耳なんて…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.07,0:01:57.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,猫耳なんて…》
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.06,0:02:06.27,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,I'm really in a jam. My subordinates are all useless. And my daughter...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.09,0:02:04.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《猫耳なんて\N萌えちまえ～～っ!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.95,0:02:06.99,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,{\i1}Stop. Get away from me. You stink!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.27,0:02:09.62,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,There's no need to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.02,0:02:11.85,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.13,0:02:12.68,Main01,MATSUDAIRA,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.85,0:02:14.65,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,No! Someone!! Somebody, help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.76,0:02:28.09,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Who cares about cat ears?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.09,0:02:30.85,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,There's a girl with cat ears...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.85,0:02:35.22,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,living downstairs from us. Her room smells like a litter box!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.22,0:02:39.10,Main02,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,I don't give a crap about cat ears!! Who cares about fetishes?! All cat ears should be burned!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.10,0:02:40.37,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.37,0:02:42.61,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,What is it?! I'm busy right now!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.61,0:02:45.90,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm, thank you for saving me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.90,0:02:50.56,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,You sure are brave. That was very chivalrous of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.27,0:02:54.00,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Cat ears should...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.54,0:02:57.02,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Cat ears should...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.25,0:03:04.54,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Cat ears should be adored!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.05,0:04:37.05,On Screen red,OPENING CREDITSCAPTION,0,0,0,,[Shinpachi saved a lovely cat-eared girl on the train!!]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.05,0:04:42.06,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[How will this otaku's love turn out? Isn't it a little late for a story like this?]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.06,0:04:48.07,On Screen,TITLE,0,0,0,,["Love Doesn't Require a Manual"]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.68,0:04:49.89,Main01,OMITTEDOTAE,0,0,0,,Shin-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.70,0:04:53.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)新ちゃん…\N新ちゃん そこ 鼻の穴よ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.00,0:04:53.60,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Shin-chan, those are your nostrils.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.13,0:04:56.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)なに？ それは\N私の料理なんて食えるかという➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.60,0:04:57.66,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,What is that? Is that your silent way of telling me you won't eat my cooking?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.47,0:04:59.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,無言の抵抗？\Nいや 違います｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.66,0:05:01.89,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,No... It's not like that. Sorry... I was spaced out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.29,0:05:01.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません ﾎﾞｰｯとしてて…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.63,0:05:05.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうしたの？ 新ちゃん｡\N近頃 ちょっと変よ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.89,0:05:05.18,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Shin-chan? You've been acting strange lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.15,0:05:09.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀さんからも聞いてるのよ\N最近 ﾂｯｺﾐが冴えないって｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.18,0:05:09.12,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,I heard from Gin-san that your witty comments are loosing their edge.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.17,0:05:12.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しっかりしないと ﾀﾞﾒよ｡\Nあなたが つっこまないと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.67,0:05:11.29,Main01,,0,0,0,,You've got to get a hold of yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.29,0:05:16.05,Main02,,0,0,0,,If you don't play the straight man, then this whole world will implode from an excess of funny men.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.47,0:05:15.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この世界は ﾎﾞｹが飽和して\N崩壊してしまうんだから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.46,0:05:17.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.05,0:05:17.39,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.39,0:05:21.31,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Honestly... Don't apologize. You were supposed to make a comment there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.48,0:05:19.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)もう…\Nすみませんじゃなくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.48,0:05:21.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今のも つっこむところでしょ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.31,0:05:24.67,Main02,,0,0,0,,You should've said something like "Dude! It's jokes like those that are destroying the world!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.46,0:05:24.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢お前の発言が\N世界を崩壊させるわ！｣とか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.67,0:05:27.28,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Sorry... I'll say it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.83,0:05:27.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません…\Nじゃあ 今から やります｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.29,0:05:29.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前の発言が…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.88,0:05:29.21,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Dude, it's jokes-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.21,0:05:30.91,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Who are you calling a "dude"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.30,0:05:31.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰が お前だ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.14,0:05:39.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あぁ… ﾎﾞｸは いったい\Nどうしてしまったんだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.23,0:05:39.52,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,What's wrong with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.65,0:05:43.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれから あの娘の顔が\N頭から離れない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.87,0:05:43.06,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Ever since then, that girl's face won't leave my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.06,0:05:46.04,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,My heart aches. It's painful...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.15,0:05:46.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか もう 胸が痛い｡ しんどい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.04,0:05:50.41,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No matter what I do, I can only think of that cat-eared girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.12,0:05:50.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何をやっても 思い浮かぶのは\Nあの 猫耳の娘の顔ばかり｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.98,0:05:54.32,Main01,,0,0,0,,I never thought I would have feelings for a girl who's not Otsu-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.99,0:05:54.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃん以外の異性に\Nこんな感情を抱くなんて…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.15,0:05:56.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,恐るべし 猫耳｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.32,0:05:55.99,Main01,,0,0,0,,Cat ears really are formidable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.99,0:05:57.87,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.15,0:05:58.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いかん いかん いかん いかん!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.87,0:06:01.44,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I have only Otsu-chan. I won't ever cheat on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.13,0:06:02.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは お通ちゃん一筋だ！\N浮気なんて 絶対にしない!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.15,0:06:05.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((あの…\Nぜひ お礼がしたいんで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.22,0:06:07.69,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm... I'd like to repay your kindness. Can I have your address?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.16,0:06:08.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,住所とか\N教えていただけませんか？))
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.14,0:06:10.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あんなこと言ってたけど\Nﾎﾝﾄかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.34,0:06:10.72,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,She said that, but was she telling the truth?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.72,0:06:14.18,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,How is she going to repay me? Does she want to marry me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.80,0:06:14.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お礼って何だろ？\Nもしかして 私をもらって的な…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.18,0:06:16.39,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.48,0:06:16.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いかん いかん いかん\Nいかん いかん!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.39,0:06:20.04,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I am Captain Shinpachi Shimura of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.48,0:06:19.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは 寺門 通 親衛隊 隊長\N志村 新八だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.97,0:06:22.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,浮気なんて 絶対 許されない!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.04,0:06:22.26,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I cannot be unfaithful!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.89,0:06:31.40,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Odd Jobs Gin]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.97,0:06:26.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,くだらない夢をみるのは\Nやめよう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.59,0:06:26.14,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I must stop having silly daydreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.14,0:06:30.34,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Nothing so sweet as this has ever come up during the sixteen years I've been alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.14,0:06:31.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今まで 16年間 生きてきて\Nそんな おいしい話は なかった｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.17,0:06:35.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,足元を見ろ｡\N自分に見合った夢をみろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.56,0:06:35.14,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Keep both feet on the ground. Dream appropriate dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.14,0:06:36.37,Main01,,0,0,0,,Yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.34,0:06:38.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そう…\Nﾎﾞｸみたいな冴えない男に…》
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.37,0:06:38.54,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,A guy as unexciting as me doesn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.68,0:06:42.27,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.68,0:06:43.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おはようございます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.78,0:06:44.83,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Meow!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.01,0:06:45.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)ﾆｬｱ～～ｵ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.83,0:06:47.03,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,What do you think of this, Gin-chan? Don't you think this is a good look?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.00,0:06:47.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうこれ 銀ちゃん！\Nかっこいくね？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.03,0:06:49.83,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Hey, don't put those on without permission.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.26,0:06:50.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(銀時)おいおい あんまり\N勝手にいじるんじゃねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.83,0:06:52.99,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,They're for Shinpachi. Put it back in the box, right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.15,0:06:52.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それ 新八宛てだぞ｡\N箱に戻しとけ｡ ﾍﾟﾍﾟﾍﾟｨ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.67,0:06:54.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにさ！ 銀ちゃんだって➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.99,0:06:57.59,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,But you're eating the cake that was in the box.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.66,0:06:57.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,勝手に 中に入ってたｹｰｷ\N食べてるくせにさ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.32,0:06:59.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いいんだよ 食いもんは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.59,0:07:02.16,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Food is fine. The evidence is destroyed once it's in your stomach.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.31,0:07:02.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,胃袋に入れとけば\N証拠隠滅できんだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.15,0:07:05.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ やべっ\Nそろそろ 新八 来るな｡ 戻そ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.16,0:07:05.44,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Oh, oh no. Shinpachi's going to be here any minute. I'd better put it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.15,0:07:08.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ ずるいよ！\N私 まだ ひと口も食べてないね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.44,0:07:08.74,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Hey! That's not fair. I still haven't had a bite yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:13.27,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Wow. This is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.54,0:07:13.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,わ～お ﾏｲﾙﾄﾞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.27,0:07:15.31,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Aww... That's not good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.49,0:07:15.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ～ お前 ﾀﾞﾒだって｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.31,0:07:21.55,Main02,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,You've ruined my plan to eat it in a way that would make it seem as if it was always like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.48,0:07:18.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前よ なんか\N最初から こんな感じだった的な➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.33,0:07:21.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,食べ方をした ｵﾚの計画が\Nｸﾞﾀﾞｸﾞﾀﾞじゃねえか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.47,0:07:24.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しようがねえな｡\Nもうちょっと ここ削ろう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.71,0:07:25.67,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Oh well. I'll take a bit off here. You help, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.30,0:07:26.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前も手伝え｡\N(神楽)うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.67,0:07:26.72,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.34,0:07:30.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,丸い感じな｡\N丸い ちっちゃいｹｰｷを作る感じな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.72,0:07:30.13,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Make it round. Make it a small round cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.13,0:07:31.05,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.14,0:07:32.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)うん｡\Nそういう丸じゃなくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.05,0:07:33.76,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,No, not round like that, make it cylindrical...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.48,0:07:34.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,円柱っぽく～｡\N(神楽)うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.76,0:07:35.07,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.50,0:07:38.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀ちゃん やばいよ｡\Nﾎﾟｯﾁｰなみの はかなさｱﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.07,0:07:38.23,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Gin-chan, this is bad. This looks as short-lived as a pochi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.07,0:07:41.95,On Screen,KAGURA,0,0,0,,[Note: Pochi is a parody of Pocky, a Japanese snack.]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.15,0:07:40.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾟｯﾁｰが\Nなぜ うまいか 知ってるか？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.23,0:07:41.95,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Do you know why pochi tastes so good? It's because it's short-lived.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.47,0:07:42.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それは はかないからだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.95,0:07:45.25,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Oh? So that's why Yakulko tastes so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.95,0:07:48.96,On Screen,KAGURA,0,0,0,,[Note: Yakulko is a parody of Yakult, a probiotic drink.]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.32,0:07:45.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうか～\Nだから ﾔｸﾙｺも おいしいｱﾙか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.17,0:07:48.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人生もまた然りだよ｡\Nよし じゃあ 片づけるぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.25,0:07:46.95,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,It's the same as life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.95,0:07:48.96,Main01,,0,0,0,,All right. Let's put this away.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.66,0:07:50.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前らなぁ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.96,0:07:50.31,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,I'll put you away!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.53,0:07:53.18,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,What are you doing, opening other people's mail?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.64,0:07:52.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なに 人の郵便物\N勝手に開けてんの！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.98,0:07:56.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人には やっていいことと\N悪いことがあるでしょうが！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.18,0:07:56.14,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,There are things people should and shouldn't do!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.14,0:07:58.38,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow... Shinpachi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.48,0:07:59.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱﾀﾀﾀ… 新八～\Nお前 いるなら いるって言えよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.38,0:08:02.71,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,If you were there, you should say so. Was this some sort of trap?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.82,0:08:02.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして ｵﾚたちを踊らせて\N楽しんでたわけか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.71,0:08:04.67,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,That's underhanded. You're terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.82,0:08:04.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)陰湿ね！ 最低ｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.67,0:08:07.03,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,You're the ones who are underhanded and terrible!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.83,0:08:07.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,陰湿で最低なのは ｵﾒｴらだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.14,0:08:09.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの… あれ だから…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.23,0:08:12.34,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Umm... Well, we didn't see anything. We just ate your cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.15,0:08:12.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,別に 何も見てないから｡\Nｹｰｷ食べただけだから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.34,0:08:14.99,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Yeah. We didn't read the letter or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.50,0:08:15.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うん 別に 手紙とか見てないよ｡\N手紙？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.99,0:08:15.96,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Letter?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.32,0:08:17.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの これ…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.96,0:08:17.14,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Umm... Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.14,0:08:21.22,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,It's a little ripped, but don't get the wrong idea. It came like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.30,0:08:19.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと破けてっけど 違うよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.62,0:08:22.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最初から なんか こんなんだった｡\N別に 中とか見てないから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.22,0:08:23.14,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,We didn't look inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.98,0:08:25.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)うん 別に\Nﾃﾞｰﾄとか知らないよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.14,0:08:25.55,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Yeah. We don't know anything about your date.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.50,0:08:27.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾞｰﾄ!?\Nｱﾎ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.55,0:08:26.38,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Date?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.82,0:08:30.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)｢先日\Nお世話になったお礼に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.51,0:08:30.83,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,In appreciation for your help the other day,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.48,0:08:33.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私なりに 志村さんに\N似合いそうなものを選んで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.83,0:08:35.70,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,I've sent you something that I believe will suit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:35.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お送りさせて頂きました｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.70,0:08:39.32,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,It's not much, but I'd be happy if you wore it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.79,0:08:39.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つまらないものですが\N身につけてくれると嬉しいです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.32,0:08:44.70,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,If it's possible, I'd like to see you again, so I can properly thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.48,0:08:42.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もしよろしければ\Nもう一度 お会いして➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.15,0:08:44.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,改めて お礼が言いたいのですが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.63,0:08:47.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,気が向いたらでいいので\Nご連絡ください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.70,0:08:47.34,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Contact me when you feel like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.17,0:08:49.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お電話待っております｡ ｴﾛﾒｽ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.34,0:08:49.84,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,I'll be waiting for your call. Eromesu.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.34,0:08:55.58,On Screen,EROMESU,1,1,0,,[Note: Eromesu is a pun on Hermes (the female lead in Train Man), only in this case, "ero" for erotic and "mesu" for female cat.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.84,0:08:52.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｳｿ！ あの子だ！ ｳｿ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.61,0:08:55.58,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No way! It's that girl!! No way! She wants to meet me? On a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.97,0:08:55.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今度会いたいって これって ﾃﾞｰﾄ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.49,0:08:58.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どどどど どうしよう！\Nﾃﾞｰﾄなんてしたことないから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.58,0:08:58.88,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,W-W-W-W-What should I do?! I've never been on a date before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.50,0:09:00.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにをしていいか… いや待て！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.88,0:09:03.09,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I don't know what to do... Wait! That aside, is this really a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.85,0:09:03.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,その前に ﾎﾝﾄにこれ ﾃﾞｰﾄなのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.00,0:09:05.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 待て！\Nﾃﾞｰﾄと仮定したとして➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.09,0:09:07.09,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Wait! Should I go on the assumption that this is a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.29,0:09:07.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは それに行っていいのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.09,0:09:09.32,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm the captain of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.17,0:09:09.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,寺門 通 親衛隊 隊長のﾎﾞｸが…\Nいや待て！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.32,0:09:13.06,Main01,,0,0,0,,Wait! Tsu Terakado's totally beyond my reach!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.99,0:09:12.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱｲﾄﾞﾙなんて追っかけたところで\N所詮 高嶺の花｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.99,0:09:16.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今 目の前に転がるﾁｬﾝｽを\Nみすみす逃すつもりか！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.06,0:09:16.17,Main01,,0,0,0,,Am I going to pass up a real girl for a fantasy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.17,0:09:18.78,Main01,,0,0,0,,Wait! That aside, is this really a date?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.30,0:09:18.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや待て！ その前に\Nﾎﾝﾄにこれ ﾃﾞｰﾄなのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.67,0:09:21.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや待て！\Nこれは 断じて浮気ではない！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.78,0:09:22.91,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No, wait! I'm not being unfaithful at all! This is just research!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.49,0:09:25.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これは 調査だ！ 軍曹がやられた\N猫耳というﾔﾂの恐ろしさを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.91,0:09:25.70,Main01,,0,0,0,,The Sergeant was bewitched by cat ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.51,0:09:28.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,身をもって体感し 今後 二度と\Nあのような悲劇が起きぬよう➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.70,0:09:30.54,Main02,,0,0,0,,I must investigate and experience their terror first hand so such a tragedy will never happen again!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.98,0:09:31.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,調査する必要がある！\Nそう これは 調査!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.54,0:09:32.12,Main01,,0,0,0,,Yes! This is just research!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.98,0:09:35.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 残念ながら\Nﾎﾞｸの恋愛経験値は ｾﾞﾛ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.54,0:09:35.88,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Unfortunately, I have no experience in love!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:39.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,猫耳を体感する前に こちらが\N撃ち落される恐れは 高い！》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.88,0:09:37.66,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,There's a strong possibility that...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.66,0:09:40.02,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'll be shot down before I experience cat ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.87,0:09:42.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((うわぁ～～!!))
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.13,0:09:44.03,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I need a manual!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.19,0:09:44.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾏﾆｭｱﾙが必要だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.03,0:09:47.84,Main01,,0,0,0,,It's not as if I want her to like me. This is research! I need a manual...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.16,0:09:46.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 別に好かれたいとか\Nそういうんじゃなくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.53,0:09:49.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,調査だから これは！\N誰か経験豊富な人に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.84,0:09:51.47,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,From someone who has a lot of experience!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.33,0:09:51.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾏﾆｭｱﾙを伝授してもらわねば！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.33,0:09:54.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 銀さんは\Nただれた恋愛しか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.10,0:09:56.09,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,But Gin-san looks like he's never had a wholesome romantic encounter in his life,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.67,0:09:57.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,したことなさそうだし\N神楽ちゃんにいたっては➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.09,0:09:58.84,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,and Kagura-chan is just a girl who eats a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.19,0:09:59.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただの大食い娘｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.49,0:10:04.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,姉上もｷｬﾊﾞｸﾗで働いてるくせに\N恋愛に関しては ｽﾞﾌﾞの素人｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.86,0:10:04.19,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Sis works at a cabaret bar, but she's a complete amateur at love.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.19,0:10:06.88,Main01,,0,0,0,,She says that she's going to protect her chastity until she gets married,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.33,0:10:06.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結婚するまで\N貞操を守ると言っているが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.66,0:10:09.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結婚自体 ﾑﾘだろう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.88,0:10:08.34,Main01,,0,0,0,,but she'll probably never get married.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.00,0:10:11.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,他は… あれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.09,0:10:11.80,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Aside from them... Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.37,0:10:15.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸの周りに 相談できそうなﾔﾂ…》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.80,0:10:14.78,Main01,,0,0,0,,Someone close to me that I can confide in...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.01,0:10:19.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,１人もいねえ～～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.09,0:10:18.61,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,There isn't anyone?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.13,0:10:21.13,On Screen,CMCAPTION,0,0,0,,[Train Samurai]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.13,0:10:21.13,On Screen,CMCAPTION,0,0,0,,[Note: This is a parody of Train Man (Densha Otoko)]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.28,0:10:23.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《電車で 痴漢から\N女の子を助けたら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.53,0:10:24.15,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I saved a girl from a drunken molester on the train
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.61,0:10:25.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お礼がしたいから\N会いたいと言われました｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.15,0:10:26.32,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,and I'm meeting her because she says she wants to thank me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.97,0:10:27.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これは ﾃﾞｰﾄなんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.32,0:10:27.89,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Is this a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.89,0:10:30.84,Main01,,0,0,0,,And what goes on during a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.94,0:10:30.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして ﾃﾞｰﾄとは\Nいかようなものですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.79,0:10:34.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こうなったら\N近くのﾊﾞｶより 遠くの一般人だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.34,0:10:34.30,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,In this case, regular people from far away are better than the idiots nearby.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.28,0:10:36.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｶﾗｸﾘは ちょっと苦手だけど\Nしかたない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.30,0:10:36.61,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm not good with computers, but I have no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.94,0:10:39.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここでなら\Nいろんな人の意見が聞けるし➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.02,0:10:39.99,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I can ask for opinions from all sorts of people here...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.65,0:10:41.69,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Internet Teahouse]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.43,0:10:41.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにより 恋愛の話なんて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.99,0:10:42.17,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Furthermore, I can't talk to the people I know about love...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.45,0:10:44.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,顔見知りには\N照れくさくてできないからな》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.70,0:10:45.38,On Screen,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,[Samurai Chat Room]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.17,0:10:44.29,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Because it's too embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:47.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《おっ さっそく\N書き込みが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.11,0:10:47.59,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Oh! There's a message already.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.59,0:10:50.44,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Amazing. People are actually reading my message.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.59,0:10:50.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すごいな ﾎﾝﾄに\N見てくれてる人がいるんだ》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.96,0:10:54.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾝﾄﾞﾙﾈｰﾑ ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.40,0:10:54.76,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Online name: Fruit Punch Samurai?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.43,0:10:58.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢電車侍… ここは恋愛を語る\N女々しき場ではない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.76,0:10:58.90,Main01,KATSURA,0,0,0,,Train Samurai, this is not a sissy chat room where people discuss love.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.63,0:11:01.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,侍たちが 信念を叫ぶ場なり｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.90,0:11:01.82,Main01,,0,0,0,,This is a place where samurai declare their beliefs.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.64,0:11:03.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,板違いだ 即刻立ち去れ！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.82,0:11:04.01,Main01,,0,0,0,,You're on the wrong board. Leave immediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.94,0:11:07.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《うわっ すごい怒ってるよ！\Nﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍なのに…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.01,0:11:06.03,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Whoa! He's really angry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.03,0:11:07.75,Main02,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,With a name like Fruit Punch Samurai, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.76,0:11:10.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.54,0:11:10.63,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Sorry, Fruit Punch Samurai-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.63,0:11:13.04,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm not really good with this stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.63,0:11:13.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸ こういうの\Nﾎﾝﾄに得意じゃなくて…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.10,0:11:15.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも ﾎﾝﾄに悩んでいるんです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.51,0:11:15.57,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,But I'm really worried about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.25,0:11:19.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,力になってくれませんか？\Nﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍さん》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.57,0:11:18.43,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Could you please help me, Fruit Punch Samurai-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.10,0:11:21.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(桂)｢ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍じゃない！\N桂だ！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.26,0:11:22.13,Main01,KATSURA,0,0,0,,I'm not Fruit Punch Samurai!! I'm Katsura!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.94,0:11:24.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾊﾝﾄﾞﾙﾈｰﾑの意味ねえ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.13,0:11:26.13,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Then what's the point in using a screen name?! And it's someone I know!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.29,0:11:26.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,…つうか\N思いっきり知ってる人だし！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.11,0:11:28.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにやってんだよ あの人！\Nこんな掲示板で…！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.13,0:11:29.01,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,What the hell is he doing on this message board?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.13,0:11:31.14,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fruit Punch Samurai. Occupation: Terrorist]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.61,0:11:30.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍ってなんだよ？》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.01,0:11:31.14,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,What is a fruit punch samurai anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.14,0:11:35.87,Main01,KATSURA,0,0,0,,{\i1}Commit seppuku, commit seppuku, commit seppuku, commit seppuku...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.60,0:11:34.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《うわっ…\Nすげえ敵意むき出しだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.11,0:11:35.87,Main01,,0,0,0,,Fruit Punch Samurai is really getting hostile!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.64,0:11:37.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍！\Nなんて ｲﾔな野郎だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.87,0:11:39.34,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,What a jerk. I'd like to fruit punch him right through the screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.10,0:11:39.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾓﾆﾀｰ 突き抜けて\N殴りにいきたい！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.26,0:11:41.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あっ 新しい人だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.82,0:11:43.41,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Oh, a new person. Fallen Angel Samurai?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.28,0:11:43.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まるで堕天使な お侍さん？》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.94,0:11:46.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ちょっと\Nいい加減にしなさいよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.15,0:11:50.25,Main01,HASEGAWA (woman),0,0,0,,Hey, cut it out. This is a free board where samurai can talk about anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.28,0:11:49.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは 侍であれば\N何でも語っていい自由な掲示板よ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.93,0:11:52.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちなみに私は\N剣術小町と呼ばれてる➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.25,0:11:55.21,Main02,HASEGAWA (woman),0,0,0,,By the way, I'm a beautiful, slutty and flirty female swordsman. I'm known as the Fencing Beauty.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.60,0:11:55.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,美人でｽｹﾍﾞな 尻軽女剣士です！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.46,0:11:58.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《女の人だ！\Nこの人なら聞いてくれるかも｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.85,0:11:59.12,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,A woman. She might listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.79,0:12:03.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まるで堕天使なお侍さん｡\Nﾎﾞｸは 彼女いない歴16年の➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.12,0:12:04.97,Main02,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Fallen Angel Samurai-san, I'm a pathetic man who has never had a girlfriend in sixteen years.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.16,0:12:05.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まるで ﾀﾞﾒな男です｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.97,0:12:07.21,Main01,,0,0,0,,I don't know how to deal with women.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.12,0:12:07.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,女の子との付き合い方が\Nわかりません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.21,0:12:10.38,Main01,,0,0,0,,What should I do? I'd appreciate your feminine opinion.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.40,0:12:10.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうすればいいですか？\N女性の意見をうかがいたいです》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.79,0:12:12.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ｳﾌﾝ！ かわいい坊やね｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.48,0:12:12.84,Main01,HASEGAWA (woman),0,0,0,,What a cute boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.81,0:12:16.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)｢いいわ おねえさんが\N手取り足取り教えてあげる｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.00,0:12:16.58,Main01,HASEGAWA (woman),0,0,0,,Fine, I'll teach you everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.61,0:12:19.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾞﾊ！ ﾌﾞﾊﾊ！ ﾊﾞｶだよ ｺｲﾂ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.37,0:12:20.97,Main01,HASEGAWA,0,0,0,,This guy's an idiot. He thinks I'm a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.46,0:12:21.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,女だと\N思ってるよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.35,0:12:23.19,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fallen Angel Samurai. Occupation: Part-time worker]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.97,0:12:23.19,Main01,CUSTOMER,0,0,0,,Hey! Just work the register.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.45,0:12:23.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(客)おい！ いいから\N早く ﾚｼﾞやれよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.19,0:12:25.42,Main01,HASEGAWA,0,0,0,,Would you like to meet me offline?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.45,0:12:25.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢どう 今度 ｵﾌで会わない？｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.45,0:12:28.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《うわっ なんだよこの人？\Nなんか気持悪いな》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.58,0:12:28.93,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Woah! What's with her? She's kind of creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.76,0:12:31.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)｢待ち合わせ場所は\Nどこにしますか？｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.93,0:12:31.18,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Where do you want to meet?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.13,0:12:33.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,食いついたよ！ ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.18,0:12:33.61,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Fruit Punch Samurai guy went for it!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.48,0:12:36.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは 侍が\N信念語る場じゃないのかよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.61,0:12:36.17,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Wasn't this a place for samurai to discuss their beliefs?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.15,0:12:39.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢うそじゃあ ﾎﾞｹｪｪ\Nてめーは一生 ｴﾛｻｲﾄでも見てろ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.17,0:12:39.67,Main01,HASEGAWA,0,0,0,,I'm a guy, you moron! Wallow in porn for rest of your life!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.45,0:12:41.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢切腹しろ 切腹しろ 切腹しろ…｣
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.67,0:12:43.67,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Just kill yourself. Just kill yourself. Just kill yourself...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.45,0:12:43.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《何してるの？ この人たち…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.70,0:12:43.67,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,What are they doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.67,0:12:45.92,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Huh?! Looking closely...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.79,0:12:48.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よく見たら\Nﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍じゃないぞ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.18,0:12:48.75,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fruit Chinpo Samurai]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.18,0:12:48.75,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,["Punch" is "ponchi" in Japanese. "Ponchi" spelled backwards is "Chinpo" which means "penis."]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.44,0:12:48.75,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,It's not Fruit Punch Samurai.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.28,0:12:52.08,Main01,YAMAZAKI,0,0,0,,Commander, bad news.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.44,0:12:52.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(山崎)局長！大変です！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.08,0:12:55.05,Main01,YAMAZAKI,0,0,0,,Matsudaira has been arrested for sexual harassment on the train.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.46,0:12:54.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,松平のとっつあんが\N痴漢の容疑で捕まりました！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.95,0:12:57.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)今 仕事中だ！ 後にしろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.05,0:12:57.55,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,I'm busy right now! Tell me later!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.82,0:12:57.99,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fruit Chinpo Samurai. Occupation: Shinsengumi Special Police]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.95,0:12:59.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《桂:ｷｻﾏ 何者だ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.99,0:13:03.09,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fruit Punch Samurai]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.01,0:12:59.79,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,Who are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.79,0:13:02.91,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,You're using a name that's almost the same as mine, you horrible swine!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.97,0:13:03.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚと ほぼ違わぬ名を名乗るとは\N不届き者めぇ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.91,0:13:05.80,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,It's confusing. Change your name right now!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.09,0:13:05.80,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Fruit Chinpo Samurai]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.29,0:13:05.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《まぎらわしいんだよ\N改名しろ!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.78,0:13:09.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《おい～！\Nすげえ 不毛な争いしてるよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.80,0:13:07.03,Main01,KONDO  (mono),0,0,0,,Commit seppuku!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.99,0:13:09.53,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Hey! Gee how old are these dopes?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.03,0:13:07.77,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,You commit seppuku!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.77,0:13:08.79,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,No, you commit seppuku!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.79,0:13:09.85,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,No, you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.45,0:13:12.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ～… やっぱりﾀﾞﾒだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.85,0:13:12.66,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Aw, this is hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.45,0:13:15.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんな\N他人に無関心な冷たい時代に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.66,0:13:17.12,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,In this day and age, people are so indifferent with each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.15,0:13:17.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸの小さな悩みなんて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.12,0:13:18.96,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No one's going to listen to my petty woes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.12,0:13:19.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,聞いてくれる人\Nいるわけないよな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.46,0:13:22.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つくづく 自分がｲﾔになるよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.78,0:13:22.16,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm really beginning to hate myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.11,0:13:24.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんでも人に聞かないと\N動くことができない➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.16,0:13:26.64,Main02,,0,0,0,,I'm an unimaginative dweeb who can't make a move without getting advice from other people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.44,0:13:26.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾏﾆｭｱﾙ人間なんだ ﾎﾞｸは…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.78,0:13:28.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸみたいなﾔﾂに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.34,0:13:30.52,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,A person like me has no right to fall in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.80,0:13:30.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,恋愛なんてする資格はない…》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.94,0:13:32.42,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Silver Samurai]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.42,0:13:36.93,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Train Samurai, what are you so afraid of?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.45,0:13:36.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢電車侍 お前は\N何にそんなに臆する？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.81,0:13:38.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何がそんなに怖い!?｣
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.11,0:13:38.74,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Why are you so scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.74,0:13:39.80,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Could it be...?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.79,0:13:40.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《まさか…》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.80,0:13:43.80,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Are you afraid your date is going to fail? Are you afraid of being rejected?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.79,0:13:43.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾞｰﾄで失敗するのが怖いか？\Nﾌﾗれるのが怖いか？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.80,0:13:46.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,傷つくのがそんなに怖いか\Nこの野郎！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.25,0:13:46.69,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Are you that afraid of getting hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.62,0:13:49.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《えっ？ 銀さん…！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.04,0:13:51.76,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Gin-san... Why? How do you know about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.10,0:13:51.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで こんな…\Nなんで知ってるんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.62,0:13:53.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか ここにいるのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.76,0:13:53.33,Main01,,0,0,0,,Can it be? Are you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.05,0:13:59.19,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,There are two things people are afraid of: death and embarrassment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.61,0:13:59.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢人間が恐れるものは２つある｡\Nそれは 死と恥だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.46,0:14:01.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,死を\N乗り越えようとするなんてのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.77,0:14:03.03,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Only fools try to overcome death.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.73,0:14:05.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾞｶがやることだ｡ だが\N恥を乗り越えようとするﾔﾂを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.03,0:14:06.98,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,But it takes real guts to conquer embarrassment.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.60,0:14:08.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは 笑わねえ｡\Nｵﾚは そういうﾊﾞｶが好きだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.98,0:14:09.10,Main01,,0,0,0,,That's my kind of fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.97,0:14:12.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,思いっきりぶつかってこい！\N電車侍！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.10,0:14:10.76,Main01,,0,0,0,,Go get her...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.76,0:14:13.84,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Train Samurai. Tackle it head-on...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.63,0:14:15.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,恥をかいてこい 電車侍！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.84,0:14:17.33,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Train Samurai. Make a fool of yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.30,0:14:19.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,恥をかいた分だけ\Nお前は きっと強くなるぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.33,0:14:19.84,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,It will make you stronger. Go...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.12,0:14:21.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いけ！ 電車侍！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.84,0:14:21.41,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,Train Samurai!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.44,0:14:30.95,Main01,GINTOKI (mono),0,0,0,,By the way, I, Gin-san, got a cute girlfriend by doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.62,0:14:28.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちなみに ｵﾚこと銀さんも…｣\N《さっちゃん:そういう感じで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.14,0:14:30.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,かわいい彼女をｹﾞｯﾂしたぜ\Nこの野郎｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.95,0:14:34.76,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,She's an assassin. She wears glasses and is really good looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.96,0:14:34.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,彼女の職業は 始末屋｡\Nﾒｶﾞﾈっ娘で ｽﾀｲﾙ抜群｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.76,0:14:40.92,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,She's incredibly cute. Seriously. She's begging by my side right now. Heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.76,0:14:38.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｽｹﾞｰ ｶﾜｲｲから ﾏｼﾞで｡\N今も ｵﾚの横で ｸｩ～ﾝと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.32,0:14:41.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おねだりして待ってます｡\Nこの野郎 ﾊｰﾄ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.99,0:14:41.96,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Silver Samurai. Occupation: Assassin]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.96,0:14:44.36,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,By the way, anyone who sees this message
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.97,0:14:44.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちなみに\Nこの書き込みを見た人は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.27,0:14:46.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さっちゃんと銀さんは\N付き合っている➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.36,0:14:48.37,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,has to make 10,000 posts in the thread titled "Sachan is going out with Gin-san."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.11,0:14:48.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,という書き込みを\N１万件書き込まないと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.13,0:14:50.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,４日後の夜12時\Nさっちゃんに始末されます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.37,0:14:51.97,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,If not, Sachan will kill you four days later at midnight. This is no joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.65,0:14:54.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これは 本当です！\N実際 私の友達は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.70,0:14:57.35,Main01,SATCHAN (mono),0,0,0,,One of my friends went missing on the fourth day after reading this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.45,0:14:57.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これを見た四日後に\N行方不明になりました》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.35,0:14:59.64,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Are you serious?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.79,0:15:00.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)ﾏｼﾞでかぁ～～！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.31,0:15:02.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あのﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁさん 見てますか？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.34,0:15:02.85,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,Umm... Fruit Punch, did you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.79,0:15:05.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もし見てたら\Nあの 協力して5,000件ずつ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.85,0:15:04.61,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,If you did, well, maybe we should work together...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.61,0:15:06.71,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,We could each write 5,000 messages!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.61,0:15:07.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,分け合えませんか？》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.58,0:15:10.59,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,Good idea. We need to discuss the details.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.63,0:15:10.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《御意 いろいろ打ち合わせも\N必要だろうから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.15,0:15:12.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,一度 実際お会いしましょう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.59,0:15:13.59,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,Why don't we meet in person. Tomorrow at 1:00 PM.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.64,0:15:15.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,明日の午後１時に\N家康像の前で待っています》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.75,0:15:15.59,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,I'll be waiting in front of the Ieyasu statue.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.46,0:15:17.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《わかりました！\Nじゃあﾎﾞｸは 左手に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.59,0:15:19.11,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,All right. I'll have fruit punch in my left hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.74,0:15:20.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁを持っていくんで\Nﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁさんは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.11,0:15:22.87,Main01,KONDO (mono),0,0,0,,You wait there with fruit punch in your right hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.04,0:15:22.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,右手にﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁを持って\N立っていてください！》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.80,0:15:24.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《御意！》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.87,0:15:24.33,Main01,KATSURA (mono),0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.33,0:15:26.07,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,No!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.81,0:15:26.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)のわあぁ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.79,0:15:34.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺｫ～～ｯ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.47,0:15:37.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おいおい 戦争にでも\N行くつもりですか？ ｱｲﾂは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.78,0:15:38.18,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Hey, does he think he's going to war?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.96,0:15:40.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,１人だけ ｵｰﾗが違うよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.18,0:15:40.14,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,He sure is giving off a weird vibe.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.16,0:15:44.57,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,I see. So this is why he was acting strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.26,0:15:43.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なるほどねぇ 最近\N様子がおかしかったのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.12,0:15:45.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こういうことだったのねぇ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.57,0:15:47.69,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,According to the letter, the girl should be showing up any minute now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.15,0:15:47.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手紙によると そろそろ\N女も 来る時間ね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.64,0:15:49.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ そういうこった…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.69,0:15:52.83,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,So that's that. Feel better now? Let's go and let them have their date.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.66,0:15:52.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これで安心したろ\Nｼﾞｬﾏ者は 退散するとしようや｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.83,0:15:58.94,Main02,OTAE,0,0,0,,No. That girl may one day bear the Shimura family's future heir. I want to see her with my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.93,0:15:55.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｲﾔです 未来の志村家の➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.26,0:15:57.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,跡取りを産むかもしれない\N娘ですよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.31,0:15:59.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この目で 見定めます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.13,0:16:02.94,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,You're getting hasty. You're acting like a sister-in-law.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.28,0:16:02.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,気が はえんだよ！\N今から小姑臭が ﾌﾟﾝﾌﾟﾝするぜ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.80,0:16:05.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)もし その娘が\N｢けん｣という名前だったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.94,0:16:06.29,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,What would you do if that girl's name was Ken?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.94,0:16:11.05,On Screen,OTAE,0,0,0,,[Note: Ken Shimura is a Japanese comedian.]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.14,0:16:07.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうするんですか!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.50,0:16:09.17,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,It would be the birth of a great comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.14,0:16:09.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,一人の偉大なｺﾒﾃﾞｨｱﾝが\N誕生してしまうのよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.13,0:16:11.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いねえよ！\N｢けん｣なんて名前の女！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.17,0:16:11.05,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,No woman is named Ken!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.05,0:16:13.05,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,Oh! Here she comes!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.14,0:16:13.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ！ それっぽいの 来たｱﾙ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.96,0:16:16.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,志村さ～ん！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.15,0:16:16.27,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Shimura-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.79,0:16:22.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊｧ ﾊｧ… ごめんなさい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.83,0:16:22.03,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.09,0:16:24.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか…\N待たしちゃったみたいで…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.39,0:16:24.76,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,It seems I made you wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.97,0:16:28.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)ちょ… なにあれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.47,0:16:28.77,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Hey... What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.14,0:16:31.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)猫耳じゃないの！\N聞いてないわよ あんなの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.77,0:16:31.77,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,They're cat ears!! I never heard anything about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.78,0:16:35.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれだよ あれ…\N愛は星をも超えるってﾔﾂ？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.96,0:16:35.20,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Well, love transcends even the stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.10,0:16:38.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,冗談じゃないわよ！\N私は猫が大嫌いなの！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.20,0:16:39.58,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,No way! I hate cats! I'm a dog person!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.14,0:16:40.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,犬派なんです！\N待て 待て！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.21,0:16:39.58,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.58,0:16:44.75,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Dogs and cats are pretty similar. Those might actually be dog ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.16,0:16:42.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,犬も猫も 似たようなもんだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.13,0:16:44.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もしかしたら あれも\N犬の耳かもしれんよ 実際｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.63,0:16:47.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,犬だったら 犬で\N志村家に嫁いだ犬➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.75,0:16:47.39,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,If she's a dog, then she's a dog that's been wed to the Shimura family.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.75,0:16:52.44,On Screen,OTAE,0,0,0,,[Note: The Japanese character for dog can be read as "ken."]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.30,0:16:49.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,志村犬の誕生だろうが！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.39,0:16:49.12,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,It would be the birth of Ken Shimura!!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.12,0:16:52.44,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Who knows? Maybe she'll drop a whole litter of Shimura pups!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.30,0:16:52.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なに その強引な誕生のさせ方！\N遺伝子革命!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.15,0:16:55.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾒｴは 結局\N弟離れ できてねえんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.44,0:16:55.19,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,In the end, you're still way too attached to your brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.12,0:16:57.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは てっきり 新八のほうに\Nその気があると思ってたが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.19,0:16:58.97,Main01,,0,0,0,,I always thought it was Shinpachi who couldn't break free from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.82,0:17:01.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とんでもねえ！\Nﾌﾞﾗｺﾝは ｵﾒｴのほうだったよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.97,0:17:01.13,Main01,,0,0,0,,But...now I get it! You have a brother complex!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.13,0:17:02.88,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Who are you calling a burakon?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.13,0:17:05.94,On Screen,OTAE,0,0,0,,[burakon= brother complex]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.13,0:17:03.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)誰が ﾌﾞﾗｺﾝよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.88,0:17:05.94,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,I'm not an easy woman who can be controlled by a remote!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.16,0:17:05.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)私は ﾘﾓｺﾝで\N操作できるような➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.15,0:17:07.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,都合のいい女じゃ ありません！\Nそれ ﾗｼﾞｺﾝだろうが！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.94,0:17:07.31,On Screen,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,[rajikon= "radio control"]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.94,0:17:07.31,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,That's a rajikon!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.13,0:17:12.04,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Umm, Fruit Punch Samurai-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.14,0:17:12.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの… ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍さん？\Nえっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.97,0:17:15.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)なんだ\N隣にいたんじゃないですか！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.11,0:17:15.92,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Oh, you were right next to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.83,0:17:19.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 左手って言ってたのに\N右手にﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ 持ってたから…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.92,0:17:19.61,Main02,KATSURA,0,0,0,,You told me you were going to hold your fruit punch in your left hand, but you were holding it in your right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.61,0:17:23.12,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry. I was thinking about it from the viewer's point of view.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.63,0:17:22.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)あぁ すみません\N見た側の気持で考えてました｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.82,0:17:26.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや… 電脳空間では\Nいろいろ失礼した｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.12,0:17:28.86,Main01,KATSURA,0,0,0,,Well, sorry for being so rude in cyber space. I'm Fruit Punch Samurai.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.32,0:17:28.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私が ﾌﾙｰﾂﾎﾟﾝﾁ侍です｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.81,0:17:31.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし えらいことに\Nなりましたな…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.02,0:17:34.01,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,This is a nightmare. How can we possibly write 10,000 in three days?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.16,0:17:33.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,３日で１万件も\Nどう さばきましょう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.83,0:17:36.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私が ﾌﾙｰﾂﾁﾝ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.01,0:17:36.09,Main01,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm Fruit C...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.96,0:17:40.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(叫び声)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.37,0:17:42.37,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Blue Sky Cafe]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.37,0:17:45.71,Main01,WAITRESS,0,0,0,,Here's your lemon tea. Enjoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.65,0:17:44.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｳｴｰﾄﾚｽ)こちら\Nﾚﾓﾝﾃｨｰになります｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.62,0:17:46.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ごゆっくりどうぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.17,0:17:49.39,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Following them to a place like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.66,0:17:49.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかしよぉ… こんなところまで\Nつけ回して…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.13,0:17:51.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人の色恋沙汰に あんまり\N首 突っ込むのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.39,0:17:53.63,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Isn't it kind of boorish to stick our necks into someone else's love life?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.98,0:17:53.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾎﾞなんじゃねえのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.62,0:17:56.82,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,{\a6}I am being quiet! Scandals are achieved through legwork!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.63,0:17:56.82,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Be quiet!! The future of the Shimura family is at stake.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.98,0:17:55.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,黙ってて！\N黙ってるよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.97,0:17:57.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,志村家の将来がかかってるんです｡\Nｽｷｬﾝﾀﾞﾙは 足で勝ち取るよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.82,0:17:59.14,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Shut up. Don't talk at the same time!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.97,0:17:59.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うっせえ！ お前ら\N同時に しゃべんな！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.71,0:18:01.79,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Who are those people?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.99,0:18:02.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにかしら あの人たち…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.99,0:18:04.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,新八さん…？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.14,0:18:04.36,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Shinpachi-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.53,0:18:06.91,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,That's your eye, Shinpachi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.96,0:18:07.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)新八さん そこ 目です\N新八さん！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.31,0:18:10.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うぎゃあっ！\Nあっ！ 新八さん!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.09,0:18:10.33,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Sh-Shinpachi-san!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.34,0:18:16.96,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Are you all right? What's wrong? Did you get burned?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.47,0:18:14.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大丈夫ですか？\Nどうしたんです？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.98,0:18:16.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔｹﾄﾞとか してません？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.96,0:18:19.08,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,N-No. I'm all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.97,0:18:19.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ うん… 大丈夫｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.12,0:18:21.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《全然 大丈夫じゃないよ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.92,0:18:21.81,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No, I'm not all right...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.82,0:18:26.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｷﾐの熱烈視線で ﾎﾞｸのﾊｰﾄは\Nもう 丸焦げだ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.44,0:18:26.59,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Your fervent gaze has scorched my heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.41,0:18:25.10,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.21,0:18:28.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｸｿｫ… 汚いぞ 猫耳！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.59,0:18:28.55,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Crap! That's dirty, you cat-eared girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.51,0:18:30.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで こんなかわいい娘に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.55,0:18:33.12,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Why are such cute things on such a cute girl? They're like a secret weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.47,0:18:32.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんなかわいいものが\Nついてるんだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.49,0:18:34.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,兵器だよ これは ある意味…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.12,0:18:37.23,Main01,,0,0,0,,Well, this one is a weapon in a different kind of way.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.49,0:18:37.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや… こっちも\N違う意味で 兵器だけど…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.12,0:18:40.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,軍曹！ 今なら 猫耳に\N走った お前の気持が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.23,0:18:41.76,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Sergeant! Right now, I understand why you fell for cat ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.49,0:18:44.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸにも わかるぞ！\N猫耳は すごい！ 猫耳ﾊﾞﾝｻﾞｲ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.76,0:18:44.58,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Cat ears are amazing! Praise cat ears!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.15,0:18:47.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは ﾊﾞｶ野郎だ…\N何も わかっちゃいなかった！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.58,0:18:47.92,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm an idiot!! I didn't understand anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.63,0:18:50.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,殴られなきゃいけないのは\Nﾎﾞｸのほうだったんだ 軍曹！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.92,0:18:51.08,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I was the one who needed to get hit, Sergeant.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.95,0:18:53.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とんだ卑怯者だよ ﾎﾞｸは…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.91,0:18:58.45,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'm a coward. I really have no right to be doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.81,0:18:57.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾝﾄは こんなところで\Nこんなことする資格なんて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.48,0:18:59.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ないのに…》
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.45,0:19:00.46,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm, Shinpachi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.48,0:19:01.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)あの… 新八さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.46,0:19:03.42,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Thank you very much for the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.50,0:19:03.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この前は 本当に\Nありがとうございました｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.42,0:19:08.04,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,I never thought you would come. I'm really happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.47,0:19:06.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私 まさか 来てくれると\N思ってなかったから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.47,0:19:08.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すごく嬉しいです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.04,0:19:14.66,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,I wanted to meet you and thank you... Or rather, I actually... Once more...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.49,0:19:10.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,一度 ちゃんと会って\Nお礼をと…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.49,0:19:12.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ お礼っていうか\Nﾎﾝﾄは あの…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.48,0:19:14.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あなたに もう一度…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.48,0:19:16.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そこ 目ですよ…｡\Nえっ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.66,0:19:16.23,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,That's your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.23,0:19:19.40,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh no! What am I doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.65,0:19:18.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やだっ 私ったら\Nなにやってるのかしら…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.98,0:19:21.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)ごめんなさい\Nどうしたのかしら…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.40,0:19:22.18,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Sorry. What's gotten into me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.98,0:19:25.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おかしいなぁ…\Nなんだか私 ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷしてるみたい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.61,0:19:23.99,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,That's odd.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.99,0:19:26.53,Main01,,0,0,0,,My heart's racing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.82,0:19:27.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾍｯ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.81,0:19:31.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《やめろぉ～！\Nやめてくれぇ～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.41,0:19:33.97,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Stop! Please stop making such cute gestures!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.83,0:19:33.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんなかわいいしぐさをするな！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.83,0:19:35.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾂﾎﾞついてきやがる…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.97,0:19:38.48,Main01,,0,0,0,,It's getting to me. You're hitting all my pressure points like a chiropractor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.82,0:19:38.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,整体師なみの正確さで\Nﾄﾞﾂﾎﾞついてきやがる！》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.15,0:19:40.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにやってんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.48,0:19:39.84,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.84,0:19:45.98,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,You're wearing the cat ears I gave you. I'm glad. I took the time to pick them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.14,0:19:42.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私が贈った猫耳\Nつけてくれてるんですね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.84,0:19:46.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,嬉しい！ 私\N一生懸命 選んだんです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.98,0:19:49.93,Main02,EROMESU,0,0,0,,It was always my dream to walk with someone I admired wearing matching clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.16,0:19:49.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私 憧れの人と ﾍﾟｱﾙｯｸで歩くのが\N夢だったんです！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.83,0:19:51.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ… 言っちゃった｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.93,0:19:51.97,Main01,,0,0,0,,Oh! I said it...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.98,0:19:54.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(破壊音)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.07,0:19:56.54,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,What are you doing? Hey... Cut it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.00,0:19:56.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにしてんの？ ちょっと\Nいいかげんにしてくんない？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.30,0:19:58.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの 聞いてま…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.54,0:19:57.82,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Umm... Are you lis...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.82,0:19:59.97,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,What is this? What is this feeling?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.17,0:20:00.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにこれ!? なに この気持！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.97,0:20:01.97,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,That girl is making me really annoyed!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.17,0:20:02.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか ｲﾗｲﾗするんですけど\Nあの娘！ どうしたらいいの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.97,0:20:04.71,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,What should I do?! What should I do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.99,0:20:04.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私は どうしたらいいの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.71,0:20:09.79,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,There's something black in my heart! Get rid of it! Purge the darkness!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.98,0:20:06.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,胸ん中に なんか黒いﾓﾝがぁ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.98,0:20:09.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とってぇ！\Nこの黒いﾔﾂ とってぇ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.65,0:20:13.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ… 歩くくらいで\Nそんな 大げさな…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.64,0:20:15.93,Main02,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Oh. There's no need to make a big fuss about walking. Why don't we do that right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.14,0:20:15.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ 今から行きましょうか？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.84,0:20:18.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっ ﾎﾝﾄに!? いいんですか！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.93,0:20:18.43,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Huh? Really?! Is that all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.32,0:20:20.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よかったぁ… 勇気出して｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.63,0:20:20.93,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Thank goodness I gathered up all my courage.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.66,0:20:24.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ… なんでだろ\N前がかすんで 見えないや…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.93,0:20:24.61,Main01,,0,0,0,,Huh? What's going on? Things are getting misty.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.66,0:20:27.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(叫び声)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.25,0:20:27.79,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Shall I make you blind forever?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.21,0:20:30.12,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Why me?! Do this to her!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.33,0:20:29.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だから なんでｵﾚ!?\N直接 いけって！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.64,0:20:32.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの…\N手をつないでもいいですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.12,0:20:32.48,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm... Can I hold your hand?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.34,0:20:35.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっ？ あ… じゃあ はい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.70,0:20:35.04,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Oh... Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.04,0:20:35.97,Main01,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.50,0:20:43.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《これは もう…\Nどこから どう見ても ﾃﾞｰﾄだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.10,0:20:44.01,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,No matter how I look at this, this is a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.83,0:20:47.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手ぇ つないでるし\N心臓 ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷいってるし…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.45,0:20:47.96,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,We're holding hands and my heart is racing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.67,0:20:51.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ… いつの間にか\N変な通りに入り込んでない？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.52,0:20:51.84,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Huh? We ended up wandering down an awkward street.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.66,0:20:54.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｲﾔだな…\N２人きりになりたいとか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.84,0:20:53.40,Main01,,0,0,0,,On no.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.40,0:20:57.97,Main02,,0,0,0,,She'll think that I want to be alone with her or that I want to go somewhere without any people.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.48,0:20:56.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人気のないところに\N行きたいとか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.50,0:20:58.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,考えてると 思われるじゃないか》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.97,0:21:03.21,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,U-Umm, Eromesu-chan, this street isn't really interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.50,0:21:00.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの… ｴﾛﾒｽちゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.48,0:21:03.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この通り あんまり\Nおもしろいもの ないから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.00,0:21:04.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もうちょっと\N大通りのほう いかない？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.21,0:21:05.33,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Why don't we go down a main road?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.97,0:21:07.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,新八さん… 私 はしゃぎすぎて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.33,0:21:10.09,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Shinpachi-san, I moved around too much, I'm feeling a little tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.82,0:21:10.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと 疲れちゃったみたい…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.09,0:21:14.82,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,My house is nearby. Care to go there to rest?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.18,0:21:15.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私の家 この近くなんです…\N行って 休みませんか？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.82,0:21:16.05,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.67,0:21:18.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょうど ﾊﾟﾊﾟとﾏﾏもいないし…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.05,0:21:18.36,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,My parents aren't home, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.30,0:21:21.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《うぉ～っ！ ﾏｼﾞでぇえ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.02,0:21:23.86,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Really?! No way! Huh? What? This already?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.00,0:21:23.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｳｿ!? えっ なに？\Nいきなり そういう感じ？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.82,0:21:27.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だって まだ 会って全然…\Nえっ そういう感じなの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.06,0:21:27.95,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,We've just met... Huh? It that what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.65,0:21:28.37,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,What should I do? I said it... Oh dear...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.84,0:21:30.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最近の若者は\N乱れてるとは聞いてたけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.37,0:21:31.08,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I had heard that young people are wild nowadays,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.85,0:21:33.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦国乱世なみの\N乱れ方じゃないか！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.08,0:21:33.27,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,but this is as wild as the feudal era!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.18,0:21:36.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾑﾘだ… ﾎﾞｸには できない！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.78,0:21:36.34,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I can't! I can't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.00,0:21:39.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そりゃ こんなかわいい娘と\Nそうなれたら ｱﾚだけれども…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.34,0:21:39.50,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I'd be glad if I can do it with a cute girl like her...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.49,0:21:43.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは まだ少年だし\Nこの時間は お子様ｱﾆﾒﾀｲﾑだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.50,0:21:43.27,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,But I'm still a boy and this time slot is anime time for children.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.18,0:21:46.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただでさえ ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝから\N左遷されたばかりなのに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.27,0:21:46.07,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,We were already demoted from golden hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.00,0:21:49.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここで ＰＴＡとかから\N苦情が殺到したりしたら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.07,0:21:51.89,Main01,,0,0,0,,If the PTA sends in a flood of complaints, the show will be canceled...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.00,0:21:51.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,間違いなく\N番組は打ち切られる…！》
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.96,0:21:53.62,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Eromesu's House]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.38,0:21:55.45,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.67,0:21:55.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾋｪ～ｯ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.45,0:21:58.05,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my house?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.69,0:21:57.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうしました？\N私の家 変ですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.99,0:22:00.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いっ いや… 全然…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.05,0:22:00.17,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,N-No! Nothing at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.01,0:22:01.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｴﾛﾒｽ)じゃあ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.17,0:22:01.46,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Well then...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.98,0:22:05.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.54,0:22:07.50,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Oh no! This is bad! Not good!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.65,0:22:07.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《やばい… まずい… いかんぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.50,0:22:09.79,Main01,,0,0,0,,We're going to get cancelled if I don't do something...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.68,0:22:09.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんとかしないと 打ち切りが…》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.78,0:22:18.07,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Umm... You can go in... I'll be waiting in bed...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.15,0:22:14.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの… 次 どうぞ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.49,0:22:17.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私… お布団で待ってますから…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.49,0:22:19.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,永久に…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.07,0:22:19.05,Main01,EROMESU,0,0,0,,Forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.02,0:22:23.25,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I don't care about getting cancelled!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.48,0:22:23.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《打ち切りなんて 知るか～！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.25,0:22:25.52,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I won't back down after coming this far!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.50,0:22:25.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここまできたら\N引き下がれるかぁっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.50,0:22:27.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お子様ｱﾆﾒﾀｲﾑが なんだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.52,0:22:27.40,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Who cares if this is anime time for children!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.40,0:22:32.25,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,The staff will cheat by showing what happens like it's a science lesson...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.49,0:22:30.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｽﾀｯﾌのことだ なんかこう\N理科の学習みたいな描写で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.93,0:22:34.90,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,{\an9}[Stamen]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.93,0:22:34.90,On Screen,,0,0,0,,{\an7}[Pistil]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.93,0:22:34.90,On Screen,,0,0,0,,{\an3}[Science Lesson]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.99,0:22:34.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ごまかしてくれるはずだ！\N大丈夫だ… 絶対 大丈夫だ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.25,0:22:34.58,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,It'll be all right! It'll definitely be all right!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.41,0:22:37.62,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,I...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.66,0:22:40.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《男 志村 新八\N本物の 男になります！》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.62,0:22:40.90,Main01,SHINPACHI (mono),0,0,0,,Shinpachi Shimura, will become a real man!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.07,0:22:45.08,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[To be continued]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.10,0:24:21.57,On Screen,ENDING CREDITSPREVIEWCAPTION,0,0,0,,{\pos(444,12)}[Preview]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.47,0:24:21.33,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Oh no! We've run out of time this week!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.33,0:24:24.71,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,We're going to continue next week! Huh? The next episode?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.90,0:24:29.33,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Just cut that out! It's disgraceful for a man to turn down a woman's favor!!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.91,0:24:30.11,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,["Love Doesn't Require a Manual (Continued)"]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.11,0:24:34.58,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Next week's episode: "You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either."]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.58,0:24:40.06,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[...will be pushed back. Please understand. (Maximum extension is thirty minutes.)]