[Eromesu's House]
In the previous episode, Shinpachi saved a cat-eared girl from a drunk on the train.
(銀時)前回のあらすじ… 電車で酔っ払いに絡まれている➡
猫耳娘を助けた 新八は なんやかんやで➡
And so, this and that happened and he's been invited to the girl's house
彼女の自宅とは言いつつ 果てしなく怪しい感じの場所に➡
which is an incredibly suspicious-looking place.
招かれたのであった｡
Is this all right?
《いい？ こんな感じで》
What exactly is "this and that"? Explain it in more detail.
《お妙:なんやかんやって 何ですか？
もっと ちゃんと 説明してください｡
And include why we're following him.
私たちが 尾行している 状況も含めて》
Umm... And so, that was probably how the story went.
《えっと… たぶん 話の流れなのであった》
I've never heard such an irresponsible recap.
《お妙:そんな無責任なあらすじ 聞いたことないわ》
And so, I feel kind of sluggish now.
《もう なんか だるいのであった》
Don't say you're sluggish.
《お妙:だるいって言うな》
《神楽:ｱﾈｺﾞ こんな 無気力なﾔﾂにはﾑﾘね｡
Big Sis. It's impossible for someone apathetic like him. I'll do it.
私が やるｱﾙ｡
And so, the cake was delicious.
ｹｰｷが うまかったのであった》
You're talking about yourself.
《銀時/お妙:それ お前のことだろ》
You two think you can tack on "and so" onto anything, don't you?
《お妙:ｱﾝﾀたちさぁ ｢であった｣ってつければ➡
何でもいいと思ってるでしょ！》
And so, it was definitely delicious.
《神楽:確かに あれは うまかったのであった》
Fine. I'll do it.
《お妙:もういいです 私がやります｡
侍の国… 私たちの国が そう呼ばれていたのは➡
The land of the samurai. The time when our country was called that is long gone.
今は昔の…》
Hey, that's too far back!! How many episodes are we going to recap?!
《おい！ 戻りすぎだろ!! 何話分のあらすじ!?》
And so, we explain things in order.
《お妙:順を追って 説明していくのであった》
And so, you keep quiet.
《お前は 黙ってろなのであった》
And so, no, you keep quiet.
《お妙:いや お前のほうが 黙ってろなのであった》
And so, anyway, we're going to the opening credits.
《神楽:とりあえず いったん ｵｰﾌﾟﾆﾝｸﾞにいくのであった》
[While on a date with Eromesu, for some reason, this happens at her house.]
[I don't care about the show being cancelled! Shinpachi will become a real man.]
["Love Doesn't Require a Manual (Continued)"]
(松平)なんでぇ ｺｲﾂは？
What is this?
(沖田)奥さんが 痴漢の旦那なんて いらねえってよ｡
Your wife said that she didn't need a molester for a husband.
(土方)あの人は 切腹なんて 臆病でできないだろうから➡
She said that you're probably too scared to slice your gut open,
潔く それで 頭をぶち抜け とのことだ｡
so you should just blow your head off with this.
(松平)あの女も わかってねえな｡
That woman doesn't understand anything.
ｵﾚは かすかな物音にさえ 飛び上がっちまうくらい➡
I'm such a coward that I jump at the slightest noise.
臆病な男だ｡
痴漢をする度胸なんて あるはずもねえっちゃ｡
I don't have the guts to molest anyone.
見苦しいぜ とっつぁん｡
That's pathetic, Pops.
汚名を着たまま おめおめ 生きてくくらいなら➡
Rather than shamelessly living in disgrace, you should die with honor like a samurai.
武士らしく 潔く死にな｡
ﾃﾒｴみてえなﾔﾂが 何かあったら➡
Guys like you always commit suicide with charcoal fires whenever something happens.
すぐ 練炭自殺とか しちゃうんだよ｡
生きるってことは そんな かっこいいもんじゃねえんだ｡
It's not that impressive to be alive.
ﾎﾝﾄに かっこいいってのは 恥かいても 泥すすっても…｡
It's really impressive if you can embarrass yourself, suck it up and still live.
(銃声)
Why did you shoot him?
普通 撃つか？
I couldn't bear to see Pops like that anymore.
これ以上 とっつぁんのあんな姿… 見てられなかったんでい｡
(沖田)土方さん… 人間ってﾔﾂは➡
Hijikata-san...
Why...are people always so...
どうして いつもこう…｡
…あり？
Huh?
Why did you shoot him?
普通 撃つか？
Why did you edit it to make it look as if I did?!
(土方)なに勝手に ｵﾚが撃った感じに➡
編集してんだい！ なに その汗!? すげえ むかつくんだけど！
Why are you sweating?! That's really pissing me off!!
(沖田)みんな～ 来てくれ～ 土方さんが｡
Everyone, come here! Hijikata-san has gone mad.
(沖田)土方さんが 乱心して➡
I don't know what to do anymore! I just don't know!
ｵﾚ もう どうしていいか わからねえよぉ～｡
No, no! It's not like that!! It wasn't me!! Cut that out!
(土方)違う 違う！ 違うからね！ ｵﾚじゃないからね これは!!
He's going to kill me!
(土方)ﾃﾒｴ いいかげんに…！ (沖田)殺される～｡
I can't find my pocketbook anywhere.
(松平)手帳がよぉ… どこにも見当たらねえんだ｡
痴漢騒ぎが あった日から 警察手帳が 財布ごとﾄﾞﾛﾝよ｡
Ever since the day of that molestation incident,
my police pocketbook and my wallet completely disappeared. What do you think?
どう思う？
《というわけで なんやかんやで 尾行しているのであった｡
And so, this and that happened, so we're following him. Is that fine?
これでいいか？》 《て いうか…｡
Anyway, some other scene already came in. And so, that doesn't matter anymore.
なんか 別のｼｰﾝも 入っちゃってるし➡
もう どうでもいいのであった》 《で あった》
And so.
おいぃ！ どうでもいいって なんだよ!?
Hey!! What do you mean it doesn't matter?
ちゃんとやれって言ったの お前じゃねえか！
You're the one who told me to do it properly! I did my best!!
銀さん 一生懸命 やったんだよ！ んっ？
あれ…？
Huh?
Huh? Eromesu-chan?
(新八)あれ… ｴﾛﾒｽちゃん？
どこ行ったんだろう…？
Where did she go?
なんだ？ このｶｰﾄﾞ…｡
What is this card?
(笑い声)
What is this card?!
なんでぇ！ このｶｰﾄﾞ!!
It's not funny!! Because of her, I was made out to be a molester!!
笑いごとじゃねえんだよ こちとら！
ｿｲﾂのせいで 痴漢に 仕立てあげられちまったんだぞ！
居酒屋で １人で飲んでたら 女に 声かけられてよぉ…｡
I was drinking at a bar by myself, when a woman approached me.
(松平)ｺｲﾂが また聞き上手で 娘のことも ちゃんと…｡
She was a good listener and she even listened to me about my daughter.
(松平)いや まぁ… そりゃ いいとしてだな➡
Oh, well, that doesn't matter. But anyway, I talked with her for a while.
とにかく 愚痴もすすんでよ… すっかり意気投合して➡
We got along really well.
いい店 知ってるつぅから ついていったら➡
She told me that she knew a good place,
電車で 急に騒ぎ出して…｡
so I followed her and when we got on the train, she suddenly started making a fuss.
((ｴﾛﾒｽ:ｷｬｰｯ！ やめて!!
Stop!
ｲﾔｯ！ 誰か！ 誰か助けて!!))
Someone! Somebody, help me!
(松平)気がついたらば 痴漢になってて➡
When I realized what had happened...
I'd become a molester. My police pocketbook and wallet
警察手帳と財布が なくなってて 代わりに このｶｰﾄﾞが…｡
had disappeared, and in their place was this card.
I've taken your heart and your wallet.
Cat's Ear, the Phantom Thief.
[Note: Cat's Ear is a parody of the manga/anime series Cat's Eye]
(松平)いや ｻﾞﾏｧねえ… いい歳こいて｡
I really fell for it. And at my age, too. But let me say this.
(松平)でも 言っとくけど あれだよ｡
She didn't steal my heart.
(松平)ﾊｰﾄは 盗まれてないから！
My heart had already been stolen by my wife thirty years ago.
(松平)ﾊｰﾄは 30年前 かあちゃんに➡
もう 盗まれてっから おじさんは…｡
(叫び声)
待ちやがれ～！ この野郎!!
Wait...
You bastard!!
Wait...
待てって… 言ってんだろうが～！
I say!!
(笑い声)
Who are you? Are you that boy's family?!
なに？ あなた あの子の 家族ですかぁ？
あっ お兄さん？ ﾊﾞｶﾂﾞﾗさげて なに？
His older brother?
What are you doing bringing your stupid face here?
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)あの子が心配で つけてたのぉ？
Did you follow us because you were worried about him?
心配いらないわ… 私は 何もしちゃいない｡
You don't need to worry. I haven't done anything.
弟さんの貞操も無事だし｡
Your little brother's chastity is safe.
私が欲しいものは 愛だけ｡
All I want is love.
そう… 私は 愛を盗む 怪盗ｷｬｯﾂｲﾔｰ｡
Yes, I am Cat's Ear. The phantom thief who steals love.
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)この世で最も美しいもの… それは 愛｡
Love is the most beautiful thing in the world.
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)でも 愛は目に見えない…｡
But you cannot see love... Therefore...
ゆえに 愛を奪った証しに➡
As proof I have stolen someone's love, I borrow their wallet.
私は 財布を拝借させてもらうの｡
新八の財布か？
Shinpachi's wallet? What nonsense are you talking about?
なに ﾜｹわかんねえこと 言ってんだ ｵﾒｴ｡
要するに ただの 物盗りじゃねえか！
You're just saying you're a thief.
ﾌﾌｯ… あなたの弟 傑作だったわ｡
Your younger brother was great.
今どき あんな純情な子 いたのね｡
I'm surprised that such a pure boy exists in these times.
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)ｺﾛﾘとﾀﾞﾏされちゃって…｡
He completely fell for it.
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)おふざけで あげた 猫耳なんか 付けてきちゃってさ｡
He even wore those cat ears I gave to him just for fun. It was hilarious.
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)おかしいったら ないわ｡
なんだか こっちまで➡
It made my heart beat like I was in love for the first time again.
初恋の頃みたいに ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷしちゃって｡
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)これがあるから やめられないのよね｡
This is why I can't stop doing this.
おいおい ﾌﾞﾘｯｺｷｬﾗは もう やめたのかい？
Hey. Have you stopped using your cute-girl act? I sorta liked it.
ｵﾚ あれ 結構 好きだったんだけどね｡
男って ﾎﾝﾄ ﾊﾞｶよね…｡
Men are really stupid, aren't they?
表層でしか 物事を 判断できないﾔﾂばっかりでさぁ｡
They can only judge things by what they see on the outside.
あっ 本音 言っちゃった… 私ったら ﾄﾞｼﾞ… ﾃﾍｯ！
Oh! I revealed my true feelings. How silly of me.
Tee-hee!
(お妙)ﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘ ﾌﾞﾘﾌﾞﾘ うるせえな！
Stop with the cutesy, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy.
[Otae says "buriburiburiburi," which roughly translates to "cutesy, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy." "Buriburi" is also the sound of someone defecating.]
ｳﾝｺでも たれてんのか ﾃﾒｴは！
Are you taking a crap or something?!
たれてんのか ﾃﾒｴは！
Well, are you?!
♪♪～
Women who can say "tee-hee" with a straight face are thoroughly unscrupulous.
｢ﾃﾍｯ｣なんて 真顔で言える女に➡
ﾛｸな女は いないのよ！ ﾃﾍｯ！
Tee-hee!
(破壊音)
Oh, it's true.
あっ ﾎﾝﾄだ…｡
あっ！ (衝撃音)
Shinpachi!!
(３人)新八！
Everyone, stop!!
みんな… もう やめてよ！
They say that the losers in love are the ones who fall in love.
恋愛は… 惚れたほうが 負けっていうだろ｡
もういいよ…｡
That's enough. I don't hate you. In fact, I'm grateful to you.
ﾎﾞｸ 別にｴﾛﾒｽさんのこと 恨んでないし…｡
むしろ 感謝してるくらいなんだ｡
短かったけど ﾎﾝﾄに 彼女ができたみたいに➡
It was short, but...
I really had a fun time. It felt as if I had a girlfriend...
楽しい時間が過ごせて…｡
だから… 一つ 言わせてください｡
So...let me say one thing.
I'm just kidding, stupid!!
ｳｿじゃ ﾎﾞｹｪ～！
(ｴﾛﾒｽ)うぅ…｡
かっこいい～！ (拍手)
You were so cool!
《恋愛は 悲恋だろうと何だろうと➡
Love, be it tragic or whatever, helps people mature.
人を成長させるものらしい》
I've become stronger since then.
《ﾎﾞｸは あれから強くなった｡
My heart is no longer swayed by little things. I can stay strong-willed.
多少のことでは 心 揺るがない➡
強い心を 持つことができるようになった｡
People's attractiveness doesn't come from superficial things like acting cute, or cat ears.
人の魅力とは ﾌﾞﾘｯｺとか猫耳とか➡
そんな 表層的なものから くるものではなく➡
Rather, it comes...
もっと 心の深い部分に 根ざしたものなのだろう》
From deep within their hearts.
(親衛隊の騒ぎ声)
Hey! Shut up! Be quiet! You're bothering the other passengers!
おい うるさいぞ｡ 静かにしろ！ 他のお客さんに迷惑だろ！
(軍曹)だって 隊長 これ 見てくださいよ！
But President! Take a look at this! Otsu-chan's new single!!
お通ちゃんの ﾆｭｰｼﾝｸﾞﾙ！
She's gone for the cat-eared look on the jacket!!
(軍曹)なんと 猫耳ﾙｯｸのｼﾞｬｹｯﾄなんすよ！
もっ…！
Tha...
That's so cute!!
萌えぇぇ～！
[Preview]
Pops, is it true that he's on the move?
You picked us up, so we're prepared to do anything for you!
The next episode: "You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either."
Right after these messages!!
[Right after these messages!!]
[The previous story went overtime... So this episode is airing 13 minutes late.]
[Kuriko and Shichibee on a date. What happens to this couple?!]
["You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either"]
(松平)ﾃﾒｴらを呼んだのは 他でもねえ｡
I called you all here for one reason.
ﾔﾂが ついに動く｡
He's finally decided to make a move.
(近藤)とっつぁん それは確かかい？
Pops, are you sure about that?
(松平)間違いねえ ﾔﾂらの周りには 常に ｲﾇが張っている｡
There's no mistake.
We have a spy planted in his vicinity.
ﾔﾂも それに感づいて なりを潜めていやがったが…➡
The guy discovered the plant, but...
He finally couldn't take it anymore and has made a move.
ｶﾞﾏﾝできずに 動き出しやがった｡
I don't want to be a step behind anymore.
(松平)ｵﾚは もう 後手にまわるつもりはねえよ｡
If our superiors have complaints about it, I'm prepared to slit my belly.
上の連中が ｶﾞﾀｶﾞﾀ言うなら 腹切る覚悟だ｡
ﾌｩ…｡
This is a battle to the death. I'm going to crush him and his plans.
決戦だよ｡ ﾔﾂも ﾔﾂの企ても すべて つぶす｡
そうか… とっつぁんが そのつもりなら➡
All right, Pops. If you're that committed...then so are we.
ｵﾚたちの命も ｱﾝﾀに預ける｡
ﾌﾝ… 頼りにしてるぜ｡
I'm counting on you.
Toshi... Sogo... There's just one thing I want to check with you two.
(近藤)ﾄｼ 総悟… １つ 確認しておきたいことがある｡
(土方)なんだ？
What is it?
ﾔﾂって 誰かな？
Who is "he"?
(土方)知らねえのかよ!!
You don't know?!
[Oedo Amusement Park]
Oh, Kuriko.
(七兵衛)おぉ 栗子！
(七兵衛)悪ぃ悪ぃ 遅れちまって｡ 待った？
Sorry, sorry I'm late. Did I keep you waiting?
(栗子)いえ 私も 今 来たところでございまする｡
No. I just got here, too. I didn't wait at all.
全然 待ってませんでございまする｡
(七兵衛)なんだよ よかった～｡ 実は 電車がさ…｡
Oh, I see. Great. Well, the train was late...
野郎 ふざけやがって…｡
That bastard, who is he kidding?
栗子はな ﾃﾒｴが来るのを １時間も待っていたんだよ｡
Kuriko waited over an hour for you.
That's one hour of my daughter's time. I took great care to raise her...
手塩にかけて育てた 娘の１時間…➡
ﾃﾒｴの残りの人生で ｷｯﾁﾘ償ってもらおう｡
You're going to pay for that with your remaining life.
おい ﾄｼ ｵﾒｴ ちょっと 土台になれ｡
Hey, Toshi! Get over here and let me lean on you!
待たんかい！ ﾔﾂって あれか 娘の彼氏～？
Hold on!! You mean this is the guy we're after?! Your daughter's boyfriend?
He's not her boyfriend! I'll never acknowledge a frivolous man like him!
彼氏じゃねえ!!
あんなﾁｬﾗ男 ﾊﾟﾊﾟは 絶対 認めねえよ｡
Shut up! I don't acknowledge you as police chief!
やかましいわ！ お前こそ 警察庁長官なんて 認めねえよ！
Hijikata-san, I'll never acknowledge you as vice-chief of the Shinsengumi!!
土方さん ｵﾚも ｱﾝﾀが 真選組 副局長なんて➡
絶対 認めねえよ｡ ｵﾒｴは黙ってろ！
You shut up!!
(土方)冗談じゃねえ｡ こっちは 仕事 休んでまで➡
This is ridiculous! I took off work to come here.
来てやったのに 娘のﾃﾞｰﾄ ｼﾞｬﾏするだぁ？
And you're asking us to interrupt your daughter's date?
やってらんねえ｡ 帰る｡
I can't do this. I'm leaving!
おい 待て ｵﾚが いつ そんなこと頼んだ？
Hey, wait! I never asked you to break up her date.
ｵﾚは ただ あの男を抹殺したいだけだ｡
I just want you to kill that guy.
もっと できるか！
That's even worse!
Do you think a jewelry-wearing joker like that is going to make Kuriko happy?
あんなﾁｬﾗ男が 栗子を幸せにできると思うか？
(松平)いや ｵﾚだって➡
No, I want to acknowledge the guy that my daughter falls in love with.
娘の好きになったﾔﾂは 認めてやりてえよ｡
I thought about it... I thought long and hard...
悩んで いろいろ考えた｡
And I came to the conclusion that I have no choice, but to kill him.
それで 抹殺しかねえって結論に…｡
That's thinking too much!!
(土方)いろいろ考えすぎだろ！
近藤さんよぅ この親ﾊﾞｶに 何とか言ってやってくれ｡
Kondo-san, talk some sense into this doting parent.
(近藤)誰が近藤だ？
Who are you calling Kondo?
殺し屋 ｺﾞﾘﾗ１３と呼べ｡
Call me, assassin Gorilla 13.
[Gorilla 13 is a parody of the manga series Golgo 13.]
What are you doing?
なにやってんの？ ｱﾝﾀ｡
１３ってなんだよ｡
Why the 13?
(近藤)不吉の象徴｡
It's a symbol of my persistence. This year, I've been dumped by Otae thirteen times.
今年に入って 13回 お妙さんにﾌﾗれた｡
おい とっつぁん ｵﾚも手伝うぜ｡
Hey, Pops, I'll help, too. She needs a strong, silent type like me!
ｵﾚは 男のくせに ﾁｬﾗﾁｬﾗ着飾った 軟弱なﾔﾂが➡
大嫌いなんだ｡ 近藤…｡
Kondo...
(近藤)小さい頃から 妹のように 思ってきた栗子ちゃんを➡
I've known Kuriko since she was a little girl... She's like a sister to me.
I can't give her away to a loser like that!
あんな男には やれん！ いくぞ とっつぁん!!
Let's do it, Pops!!
おぅ！ おっ おい！
Okay!
H-Hey!!
やべえな… ｱｲﾂら ﾎﾝﾄに やりかねねえぞ｡
This is bad. I'd be willing to bet that they'll really do it.
総悟 止めにいくぞ｡
Sogo, we've got to stop them.
誰が総悟でぃ？
Who're you calling Sogo?
I'm the assassin Sogo 13.
ｵﾚは 殺し屋 ｿｳｺﾞ１３｡
(土方)おいっ！
Hey!!
This looks like fun.
(沖田)おもしろそうだから 行ってきや～す｡
♪♪～
And so I told him...
[Merry-go-round]
(松平)野郎 やりやがるな これを選ぶとは…｡
Clever bastard... He picked his spot well!
I can't take aim... I'm feeling kind of sick...
狙いが定まらねえ｡ なんか 気持悪くなってきた｡
それより 近藤 ｺｲﾂは いつになったら➡
Hey, Kondo, how long until we catch up to him?
ﾔﾂらに追いつけるんだ？ 距離が 一向に縮まらねえぞ｡
We aren't getting any closer.
縮まるか！ これ ﾒﾘｰｺﾞｰﾗｳﾝﾄﾞだぞ！
Oh, for god's sake, you're on a merry-go-round!!
この土台ごと一緒に回ってんだよ｡ 永遠に回り続けろ！
You're just going to keep going around and around forever, moron!
(松平)遊園地なんて 来たことねえから➡
I've never been to an amusement park, so I didn't know that.
よく わかんねえよ｡
I've been to adult amusement parks, though...
(松平)大人の遊園地なら 入ったことあるけんどよ｡
(土方) 早まったことするんじゃねえ｡
Don't be rash. In short, you want to break them up, right?
(土方)要は あの２人の仲を 引き裂けばいいんだろ？
There are lots of better ways to do that.
(土方)他に 方法は いくらでもあるだろ｡
What? You want to join us? You want to join the assassin alliance?
(近藤)なんだよ お前 仲間に入りてえのか？
殺し屋同盟に入りてえのか？
I just came to make sure you don't do anything crazy!!
ｵﾒｴらが 血迷ったことしねえか 見張りにきたんだろうが！
(土方)ｵﾚは ｱﾝﾀらみてえに➡
Unlike you, I don't feel like denying this man's worth as a human being just by the way he looks.
外見だけで あの男の人間性まで 否定する気にはなれねえよ｡
He looks like a bad man no matter how you look at him.
(近藤) どう見ても悪い男だろ あれ｡
(近藤)だって 穴だらけだよ？
He's full of holes. Aren't people born with enough holes already? Why make more?
(近藤)人間って もともと 穴だらけじゃん｡
そこに 自ら 穴 開ける意味が わからんちゃよ！
I don't think body-piercing is a capital offense.
(土方)お前の言ってる意味が わかんねえよ！
Girls that age always go for the slightly badly behaved kabuki-mono...
[Note: Kabuki-mono were jobless samurai who formed gangs. Known for their flamboyant clothes and violent behavior, they are believed to be the forerunners of the modern yakuza.]
(沖田)ああいう年頃の娘はねぇ➡
ちょっと悪そうな歌舞伎者に ｺﾛｯといっちまうもんでさぁ｡
(沖田)それで ちょっとﾔｹﾄﾞして 大人になってくんですよ｡
They mature after they get burned a bit.
Sogo, how old are you?
(土方)総悟… お前 歳いくつ？
Hey, I look dangerous, but girls never liked me. What's with that?
(松平)おい おじさんは こんなに悪そうな顔してるのに➡
ﾓﾃたためしがねえんだけど どうしてくれるんだ？
ま… よくも悪くも➡
Well, good or bad, love and romance is nothing but an illusion.
愛だの恋だのは 幻想ってことさ｡ …ごふっ｡
(土方)ｱﾝﾀの娘も あの男に あらぬ幻想を抱いてるようだが➡
Your daughter has false illusions about that man.
ｿｲﾂが壊れりゃ 夢から覚めるだろ｡
But if he breaks, then she should wake up from her dream.
幸い ここは うってつけだぜ｡
Luckily, this is the perfect place for that.
おぇ～っ！
Shichibee-sama, I want to ride that, like totally.
(栗子)七兵衛様 私 あれに乗りたいでございまする｡
Hey, are you serious? I can't go on rides like that.
おいおい ﾏｼﾞかよ｡ ｵﾚ ﾀﾞﾒなんだよね こういうの｡
怖いのでございまするか？
Are you afraid?
Not afraid, but they make me feel sick.
怖いっていうか 気持悪くなるみたいな｡
You really are afraid, aren't you?
ﾎﾝﾄは 怖いんでございまするな｡
I'm not. Go ride it by yourself.
(七兵衛)違えよ！ いいから１人で乗ってこいよ｡
No! I want to ride with you, like totally!
(栗子)ｲﾔでございまする｡
一緒に乗りましょうで ございまする！
わぁ～！ (客の悲鳴)
Wow...
じゃ ｵﾚ ここで見てるからさ｡
Well, I'll be watching from here.
ｶﾞﾀｶﾞﾀ言わずに 早く乗れや ﾎﾙｽﾀｲﾝ野郎｡
[Note: Holstein is a type of cow.]
Quit bubbling and get on the damn ride, you Holstein bastard!
Make a fuss, and I'll give you a new piercing.
騒いだら 穴が もうひとつ増えるぜ｡
ぐっ…！
Shichibee-sama?
七兵衛様？ いや… あの…➡
Well... Umm... I guess I will ride with you.
やっぱ 乗るか？ 一緒に！
Really, like totally?!
ﾏｼﾞでございまするか？
♪♪～
Hey, you sure this will work?
(松平)よぅ… ﾎﾝﾄに大丈夫なの？ こんなんで…｡
(土方)大丈夫だよ｡
Absolutely.
総悟は 人を追いつめ いじめるのが趣味の 超 ﾄﾞＳだぞ｡
Sogo is a super sadist who pressures and teases people as a hobby.
(沖田)しろ…｡ (七兵衛)えっ？
Crap...
ｳﾝｺしろ｡
Crap your pants.
ｼﾞｪｯﾄｺｰｽﾀｰが帰ってくるまでに してなかったら➡
If she doesn't smell poop by the time this coaster returns to the dock, I'll kill you.
殺すから｡ えぇっ!!
Shichibee-sama?
七兵衛様？ どうしたでございまするか？
What's wrong? You don't look well.
顔色が… そんなにｲﾔなら 降りましょうでございまする｡
Let's get off, if you, like totally, don't like it.
降りたら殺す｡
I'll kill you if you get off!!
Shut up!! I told you I'm going to ride it!!
うるせえ こらぁ！ 乗るって言ってんだろうが!!
七兵… うわっ!!
Shichibee-sa...
(悲鳴)
Whoa! This is tougher than I'd expected...
おぉっ 思ったよりｷﾂ…｡ どうだ 様子は？
How's it looking up there?
(沖田)うわあぁ～!!
ﾃﾒｴ… なにしてんだ～！
What?!
What are you doing?!
ﾍﾞﾙﾄ締めんの忘れた｡ ﾍﾞﾙﾄ締めんの忘れた！
I forgot to fasten my seat belt. I forgot to fasten my seat belt.
(悲鳴)
あわわわ…！ おい なんだｺｲﾂ？
Hey, what's wrong with him? He's acting completely different.
さっきと別人じゃねえか！ ﾃﾝﾊﾟﾘまくってんぞ！
He's getting all panicky.
Ｓだからこそ 打たれ弱いの！ ｶﾞﾗｽの剣なの！
Sure, I'm a sadist... but only because I'm so insecure inside!
(沖田)うわあぁ～!!
H-H-H-Help me, Hijikata!! Damn it!
たたた助けて 土方… この野郎！
お前！ ぐわあぁ～っ!!
You idiot!
あ～ 怖かったでございまする！
Ah... I was so scared...
大丈夫でございまするか？ 七兵衛…｡
Are you all right, Shichibee-sa...
Shichibee-sama... How come you're sitting so high in your seat?
(栗子)七兵衛様？
座高が 少し 高くなってるでございまする｡
ﾍﾍ… やべぇ… お前 絶対引くだろ…｡
This is bad. You'll probably be disgusted... But, I kind of crapped my pants.
やべぇ… ｵﾚ ちょっともらしちゃった…！
うわあ…！
《すまねえ… 七兵衛とやら…｡
Sorry, Shichibee. I don't have anything against you.
お前に恨みはねえが… ここは…》
(栗子)よかったぁ～！ えっ？
Thank goodness!!
実は 私もでございまする｡
Actually, I, like totally, did too.
私だけだったら どうしようかと 思っていたでございまする｡
I feel a lot less embarrassed knowing I'm like totally not the only one.
(３人)えぇ～!?
ﾏｼﾞかよ すっげ～！
Really? Amazing!! We're a pair! It's a miracle!
お揃いじゃん 奇跡じゃん｡
We really are, like totally, connected by something.
やっぱり私たち 何かで 結ばれてるでございまする｡
What? Are we connected by our intestines?
なになに？ 腸で結ばれてる みたいな感じ？
やだ もう～！ でございまする！
Honestly...
おい どういうこった？
Hey!! What's the meaning of this? They've gotten even closer!!
ますます 仲よく なってんじゃねえかよ!!
ｵﾒｴの娘こそ どうなってんだ？
What the hell is wrong with your daughter?
What girl craps her pants? How are you raising her?
普通 もらすか？ いったい どういう教育してんだ!?
Oh no. They're going to the next attraction!
(土方)やべえ！ 次のｱﾄﾗｸｼｮﾝ行っちまう！
(松平)えっ？ あの状態で!?
What?! While in that state?!
おい 近藤さん 早く！
Hey, Kondo-san. Hurry up!
(土方)近藤さん！
Kondo-san.
Huh? Why's he sitting so high in his seat?
《あれ？ 座高が高く…》
ﾄｼ… 誰にも言うなでございまする｡
Toshi, like totally, don't tell anyone about this.
(土方)えぇ～っ!!
(松平)なんてこった｡ まさか あれで引かねえなんて｡
I can't believe this. How could she still want to be with him after that?!
My daughter is terrifying...
我が娘ながら なんとも恐ろしい…｡
She really is terrifying.
いや ﾎﾝﾄ恐ろしいよ｡
I'll kill you if you tell anyone about this.
ｵﾒｴ このことを 他人に言ったら殺すからな｡
とっつぁん 安心しな｡
Pops, don't worry. Your daughter hasn't crapped her pants.
ｱﾝﾀの娘は もらしてなんかいねえよ｡
Look.
見ろ… 野郎は着替えたってのに ｱﾝﾀの娘は そのままだ｡
That guy changed his clothes, but your daughter is wearing the same clothes.
(松平)ｹﾂに挟めたまま 歩いてんじゃねえの？
She's not walking around with it in her ass?
(土方)んなわけねえだろ！ ｵﾒｴ 娘が かわいくないのか？
Of course not! Don't you find your daughter adorable?
あんたの娘はな 野郎を傷つけないために➡
Your daughter lied so he wouldn't feel bad.
あんな ｳｿをついたんだよ｡ なに？
What?
(近藤)ﾄｼ それは あれか｡
Toshi, are you saying that...
Kuriko-chan isn't disgusted at all by him taking a crap...
栗子ちゃんは 脱糞なんかじゃ 全然 引いてないと…｡
ｵﾏｴは ｵﾚが脱糞して ﾄﾞﾝ引きしてたのに➡
You were disgusted when I took a crap,
栗子ちゃんは そんな汚い部分を 含めてﾔﾂを包み込んでいると…｡
but Kuriko-chan accepts even the worst elements of his character.
そういうことか？ 近藤さん…｡
Is that it?
Kondo-san, I'm disgusted, too...
ｵﾚも 引いてますぜ｡
Yeah...
ｺｲﾂぁ 本気で あの男のことが…｡
She really loves that man...
Pops, look at that!
とっつぁん！ あれ見ろぃ！
(沖田)やべぇ… 観覧車に向かってますぜ｡
Oh no. They're headed to the Ferris wheel.
間違いねえ｡ ﾁｭｰするつもりだ｡
There's no mistake. They're planning on kissing.
(松平)そうなのか？
How do you know?!
(沖田)観覧車っつったら ﾁｭｰでしょう｡
If it's the Ferris wheel, they're going to kiss. It was created for kissing.
あらぁ ﾁｭｰするために 造られたんでさぁ｡
K-Kiss?!
(近藤)ﾁｭ ﾁｭｰ！ そうなの？ そうなの？
Really? My god... I never realized!
知らなかった！ 栗子ちゃんが危ない!!
Kuriko-chan is in danger!
Let's go!!
行くぞ！ (沖田)おぅ！
Okay!
((女:土方はん… 土方はん！
Hijikata-han. Hijikata-han.
[Note: In Kyoto, people use "han" instead of "san."]
Hijikata-han, you're so handsome and cool. You must be popular.
土方はんって 二枚目やし ｸｰﾙやし さぞ ﾓﾃはるんでしょ？
(土方)そうでもねえよ｡ (女)いややわぁ！ ｳｿばっかり！
Not really.
No, that's not true.
土方はん？ 土方はん！
Hijikata-han, Hijikata-han. Huh? What are you eating?
あれ それ 何食べてはるん？
お茶漬け 土方ｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙだ｡ 食うか？
[Note: Ochazuke is rice with tea poured on it.]
It's the Ochazuke Hijikata Special. Want some?
(女)ｷｬｰ!!))
《ﾌﾌｯ… 愛なんて 幻想だと思っていたがな…》
I thought love was an illusion...
♪♪～
(七兵衛)しかし 栗子 お前 すげえな｡
Kuriko, you really are amazing.
普通は 引くぜ 彼氏が脱糞したら…｡
Most people would be disgusted if their boyfriend crapped his pants.
ｵﾚ もう終わったと思ったもん｡
I thought it was all over.
ｳﾌﾌ… 私は それくらいで➡
I wouldn't, like totally, hate you for that.
七兵衛様を 嫌いになったりは しませんでございまする｡
それに 七兵衛様だって 私がもらしても➡
Besides, you weren't disgusted when I crapped my pants, too.
引かなかったじゃありませんか｡ えっ… だって お前 それは…｡
What? That's because, well...
それは… なんでござりまするか？
Well, what?
それは… だから お前のことが あの… す…｡
Well... That's because I...lo...
す？ す…｡
L?
Lo...
す…｡ (２人)ん？
Lo...?
(２人)うわっ！ (ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰの飛行音)
Wh-What's that?!
(七兵衛)なっ 何じゃ？ ありゃぁ～!?
Assassin Samurai 13.
殺し屋 侍 １３｡
(３人)お命 頂戴する！
We're taking your life!
はぁ!? なにﾑﾁｬｸﾁｬなことを…｡ ｷｬｰ！ 誰か助け…｡
Huh?! That's so ridiculous...
Somebody, help-
あれは？ (２人)あぁ～っ!?
What's that?!
Toshi?!
(近藤)ﾄｼ!?
Toshi? Who's that?
ﾄｼ？ 誰だ？ それは…｡
ｵﾚは 愛の戦士 ﾏﾖﾗ１３｡
I'm the warrior of love, Mayo 13!!
人の恋路をｼﾞｬﾏするﾊﾞｶは 消え去れ!!
All who stand in the way of love...will perish!
(近藤/松平/沖田)うわぁ～い!!
(爆発音)
ﾏﾖﾗ1３！ かっこいい…｡
Mayo 13?!
He's so cool...
ﾌｩ～… ２人 いつまでも仲よくやりな｡
Never let anyone come between you two.
じゃあな｡
Farewell...
あの… もう こんな脱糞野郎とは 別れるでございますから➡
Umm, I'll, like totally, dump poopy pants.
私と 付き合って もらえないでございまするか!!
Would you, like totally, go out with me?!
へっ!? あぁっ…！
(水しぶきの音)
《土方:愛なんて…》
I hate love...
The next episode: "People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up."
Dream...Catcher!!
[Preview]
[Tomu is the founder of the Dream Faith and is rapidly increasing his followers by making their dreams come true.]
[Hanako has come to Edo with dreams of becoming a dancer, but she is tricked by the Dream Faith.]