Keep the room well-lit and watch from a distance, okay?
[Shinsengumi: the armed police of Edo. Today, they crack down on lanternless bicycles]
[Wanted: Kotaro Katsura. Today, he is not a fruit punch samurai.]
["Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well"]
(笛)
(沖田)あ～ ちょいと ちょいと｡ は～い ちょっと止まって～｡
Just a minute.
Okay, stop.
(隊士)ﾀﾞﾒだよ おにいさん｡
You're in violation, mister.
夜は ちゃんと 提灯つけて走んないと｡
You're supposed to have a lantern when riding at night.
Let me see now...
え～と… この自転車 防犯登録してる？
Is this bicycle registered for theft prevention?
ちょっと わかんないっすけど… 友達から もらったんで…｡
I'm not sure. I got this from a friend.
(沖田)あぁ そう｡ 買い物帰り？
I see. Are you on your way home from shopping?
(沖田)何これ ｴﾛ本？ ｴﾛ本か？
Got any girlie mags? Porno mags?
あの もういいっすか？ 行って｡ 忙しいんで｡
Uh, can I go now? I'm kinda busy.
最近 この辺 下着泥棒 多くてねぇ｡
We've had lot of panty burglaries around here recently.
知ってる？ 怪盗 ﾌﾝﾄﾞｼ仮面｡ あれ また 脱獄してさぁ｡
You know?
The masked phantom loincloth burglar broke out of prison again.
ﾎﾞｸは ﾄﾗﾝｸｽ派なんで｡ じゃ｡
I prefer boxers.
Bye.
あ～ ちょっと 待って おにいさん｡
Hang on, buddy, do you have any ID?
身分を証明するものとか 持ってる？
(沖田)ちょっ… おにいさん！
Hey, mister!
Commander Okita. That long hair!
(隊士)沖田隊長！ あのﾛﾝ毛は！ (沖田)見～っけ！
Found you at last!
桂～!! (発射音)
Katsura!
(爆発音)
(沖田)あばよ 桂｡ …ん？
Farewell, Katsura.
ﾁｯ｡
あばよ… ｸｯ｡
Farewell.
(桂)ﾁｯ｡
(隊士)攘夷志士の桂だ！ 桂が この近くにいる!!
It's Katsura, of the Anti-foreigner faction.
He's somewhere nearby!
(隊士)捜せ！ 必ず 見つけ出すんだ!!
Find him! We have to catch him!
逃がしゃしねえよ 桂… ん？
I'm not letting you get away, Katsura.
(沖田)ありゃあ…｡
That's...
(隊士)桂 おとなしく出てこい！
Katsura, come out peacefully.
We're not letting you get away.
(隊士)逃がしはしないぞ！ もう あきらめろ!!
Give it up!
He's injured. He couldn't have gone far!
(隊士)ﾔﾂは 負傷している｡ そう遠くへは行っていないはずだ｡
(足音)
(隊士)おい ここにはいないみたいだ｡
Hey, doesn't look like he's here. Try the other side.
(隊士)向こうだ！ ふぅ…｡
(ﾊﾟﾄｶｰのｻｲﾚﾝ)
(隊士)この辺に いるはずだ！ 捜せ!!
He's got to be around here! Find him!
やばいな…｡
This isn't looking good.
(桂)囲まれたか…｡
They have me surrounded.
これで ｵﾚも 万事休すか…｡
Looks like the end of the line for me.
…ん？
こんばんは ｻﾝﾀｸﾛｰｽだよ｡
Good evening. I'm Santa Claus.
(桂)どぉっ！
(幾松)まったく… まぎらわしい人だね｡
Good grief.
You were asking for it.
(幾松)ただでさえ 最近は 下着ﾄﾞﾛが流行ってるってのにさぁ｡
It's your fault for being there when a panty burglar is on the lose.
(幾松)あんなところにいた ｱﾝﾀも悪いんだから➡
That bowl makes us even.
その１杯で 勘弁しておくれよ｡
I run a ramen shop, so it's the best I can do.
(幾松)ｳﾁは ﾗｰﾒﾝ屋だから そんなもんしか出せないけど｡
あ… 私 この店の店主やってる 幾松｡
I'm the owner here. The name's Ikumatsu.
I'm Katsura. My favorite food is soba.
[Note: Ramen is egg noodles made with wheat. Soba is made with buckwheat and fillers]
ｵﾚは 桂｡ 好物は そばだ｡
(幾松)なんで 好物 言った？
Meaning what? I should give you soba instead?
(幾松)そば出せってか？ そば出せってか？
はぁ…｡
I see... Just what were you doing on the roof, anyway?
それにしても ｱﾝﾀ あんなところで 何してたわけ？
ん？ あれだ… 道を間違えてな｡
Oh you know. I took a wrong turn.
へぇ～ 道 間違えて 屋根の上 歩いてたんだ？
Oh, so you were walking on the roof because you were lost?
天国にでも 行くつもりだったのかい？
Were you headed to the moon or something?
違う違う そういうんじゃなくて 人の道的なものをだな…｡
No, no. That's not it at all. I made a wrong turn...in life.
お前 やっぱ 下着泥棒だろ!?
You are the panty burglar, aren't you?!
(桂)人には 言いたくないことが １つや２つ あるものだ｡
Everyone has a skeleton or two in their closet they don't want to talk about.
But let me say this: I'm not a thief.
(桂)だが これだけは言っておくぞ ｵﾚは 絶対 怪しい者じゃない｡
(幾松)鏡 見てみ 怪しい長髪が映ってるから｡
Look in the mirror. You'll see suspicious long hair.
(ﾊﾟﾄｶｰのｻｲﾚﾝ)
(ﾌﾞﾚｰｷ音)
(幾松)ｱﾝﾀ…｡
Are you...
(桂)違う｡ これは あれだぞ ｷｻﾏ 天気 見てんだぞ｡ ﾏｼﾞだからな｡
No. I'm just, you know, checking the weather. Seriously...
ﾁｯ ひどい天気だ｡
Tsk, what awful weather.
(桂)幾松殿 すまぬが➡
Ikumatsu-dono, may I stay here until the rain blows over?
もうしばし 雨宿りさせてもらえぬだろうか？
Rain? I don't hear any rain.
(幾松)雨？ そんなもの降ってたかい？
はぁ…｡
正直に言おう｡ 実は…｡
I'll tell you the truth...
I'm a ramen hunter. I travel Japan seeking the Way of Ramen.
(桂)ｵﾚは 全国のﾗｰﾒﾝ屋を 修業して回る ﾗｰﾒﾝ求道者でな｡
(桂)ｷﾐの腕に惚れた｡ ぜひ 勉強させてほしい｡
Your ramen is exquisite. Let me study under you.
(幾松)さっき そば好きって 言ってなかったっけ？
Didn't you say you liked soba earlier?
(桂)ﾗｰﾒﾝも そばも 似たようなものだ｡
Ramen and soba are similar. They're both long.
(桂)なんか長いじゃん｡
You have no right to talk about ramen!
(幾松)お前に ﾗｰﾒﾝを語る資格はねえ!!
だいたい こんなところで働いたって➡
Anyway, there's nothing to gain from working here.
得られるものなんて ありゃしないよ｡
The only kind of customers I get are...
来る客といえば…｡ (戸が開く音)
(義弟)幾松ちゃ～ん 元気～？
Ikumatsu-chan! Lookin' good!
はぁ…｡
Don't be cold, baby! Your dear younger brother just dropped by...for a little visit.
(義弟)なんだよ つれねえなぁ｡
(義弟)かわいい弟が 遊びにきてやったんだぜ～｡
ﾊｯ 弟だ？ 冗談よしとくれ｡
Younger brother? That's a joke. After Daigo died, you and I are not related anymore.
大吾が死んで ｱﾝﾀと私は➡
もう 何のつながりも ありゃしないよ｡
Don't be so cold.
つれねえこと言うなよ｡
(義弟)１人 残された 兄嫁を 心配して➡
And here I came all the way to see how my big bro's widow is doing.
こうして ちょくちょく 見にきてやってるのによ～｡
(義弟)ここは もともと ｱﾆｷの店だぜ？
This was originally my brother's shop, you know.
When he died, I was supposed to get it.
(義弟)ﾔﾂが死んで ｵﾚが この店を もらうはずだったところを➡
お前が どうしてもっていうから 譲ってやったんだ｡
But you said you wanted it so bad...
I should get a little paycheck for my generosity, huh?
ちょっとくらい 分け前もらっても ﾊﾞﾁは当たらんだろ｡
また 金かい？ もう いいかげんに…！
Money again?! I don't have any more to give you!
いらっしゃいませ｡ ﾒﾆｭｰのほうは お決まりですか？
Welcome! May I take your order?
Hey! What do you think you're pulling?
(幾松)お～い 勝手に なにやってんだ？
(幾松)ってか 何料理屋？
What restaurant did you come from?!
You got no money, but hired a waiter?
(義弟)お おい！ いつから ﾊﾞｲﾄなんて雇ったんだ？
I'm not a waiter, I'm Katsura.
(桂)ﾊﾞｲﾄじゃない 桂だ｡
(桂)ﾒﾆｭｰのほうは？ じゃ ３人とも ﾁｬｰﾊﾝで｡
Haven't decided? Then you'll all be having fried rice.
No, we didn't say anything about fried rice.
(手下)いや ﾁｬｰﾊﾝなんて ひと言も言ってないから｡
We didn't come here for a meal.
(手下)別に ｵﾚたちゃ ﾒｼ食いにきたわけじゃねえんだよ｡
去ね 去ね｡
Beat it! Beat it!
May I recommend our house special? Our B Course?
(桂)では 当店ｵｽｽﾒのｺｰｽは いかがでしょう？ Ｂｺｰｽ｡
B Course, Off Course, it doesn't matter. Just be quiet.
[Note: Off Course is the name of a Japanese singing group.]
(義弟)あ～もう！ Ｂｺｰｽでも ｵﾌｺｰｽでもいいから➡
少し黙っててくれ！ ｵﾚは 幾松と 大事な話があんの！
I have something important to discuss with Ikumatsu!
All right then, Ikumatsu-dono. Three fried rice please.
(桂)じゃ 幾松殿 ﾁｬｰﾊﾝ３つ お願いしま～す｡
(義弟たち)結局 ﾁｬｰﾊﾝかい！
What's with the fried rice?!
The fried rice is the appetizer.
ﾁｬｰﾊﾝは 前菜です｡
Our B Course comes with an entrée and dessert.
Ｂｺｰｽは 他に ﾒｲﾝﾃﾞｨｯｼｭと ﾃﾞｻﾞｰﾄが あります｡
(手下たち)聞いたことねえよ こんな 充実した前菜!!
That's a big appetizer!
Just shut up! Ignore him.
(義弟)うるせえなぁ ほっとけよ｡
(義弟)それより 幾松 早く 金よこせ｡ 困ってんだよ｡
Ikumatsu, hurry and hand over the money, baby. Give it up.
(幾松)金は こないだ渡したので 最後だって言ったろ｡
The last time I gave you money, I told you that was it.
And besides, I heard you guys...
それに 私 聞いたんだから｡
you claim to be rebels... But you broke into Mr. Akezato's safe, didn't you?
ｱﾝﾀら 攘夷だ なんだと ｳｿぶいて➡
明里屋の金蔵 襲撃したらしいじゃないか｡
国を救うという大事の前では 強盗なんざ 小事よ！
It costs money to run a rebellion, bitch!
ｵﾚたち 攘夷志士には 金が必要なんだよ!!
Give it to us and we won't have to steal!
(頬を叩く音)
なにが攘夷志士だぁ!?
You're no rebels!
You're just a bunch of losers trying to make yourselves look good!!
金が欲しいだけのｺﾞﾛﾂｷが かっこつけてんじゃないよ！
外で たむろしている真選組も ｱﾝﾀらなんか➡
Even the Shinsengumi gathering outside...
Aren't even bothering with little chumps like you!
相手にもしないだろうよ！ 小物が!!
ﾌﾝ！
Scum like you make me sick!
(幾松)だから嫌いなんだよ ｱﾝﾀらみたいな連中…｡
ｱﾝﾀらみたいなのがいなければ 大吾も!!
If it wasn't for trash like you, Daigo might still be...
なんだ？ このｱﾏ！ (桂)ﾒｲﾝﾃﾞｨｯｼｭお持ちしました｡
What, bitch?!
Your main entrée, sir.
うるせえんだよ！ あっち…｡
Shut up! Beat it!
Fried rice again?! The entrée is fried rice?!
(義弟)またﾁｬｰﾊﾝ!? ﾒｲﾝﾃﾞｨｯｼｭもﾁｬｰﾊﾝ？
ｴﾋﾞﾁｬｰﾊﾝです｡ ﾃﾞｻﾞｰﾄのほうは➡
Shrimp fried rice. For dessert, we have cold fried rice.
冷えた ﾎﾞｿﾎﾞｿのﾁｬｰﾊﾝになっております｡
(義弟)ﾁｬｰﾊﾝ三昧じゃねえか！
It's nothing but fried rice!
なに そのﾁｬｰﾊﾝへの あくなき執念は…｡
What is this obsession you have with fried rice?!
どっから湧いてくるの!? はぅっ！
What are you some kind of fried rice fetishist?
(お腹の鳴る音)
なんだ!? 急に腹が…｡
What the?! All of a sudden, my stomach!
ｵﾚも！ やべっ… 便意通り越して殺意だ!!
Mine, too.
Dang, this beyond wanting to shit, this is... I gotta get to...
(義弟)か… 厠…｡
The...john.
Occupied.
(桂)入ってま～す｡ ﾃﾒｴ！
Damn you!
うっ… うぅっ…｡
(義弟)うっ…｡ (手下)腹が… やばい…｡
My stomach... I can't hold it...
(義弟) ﾁｬ… ﾁｬｰﾊﾝに 何か入れたな!?
You put something in the fried rice, didn't you?!
Dammit! We won't forget this!
(義弟)ﾁｷｼｮｳ!! 覚えてろ！
(手下)やべっ… これ あっ…｡
Oh no! It's coming....
(手下)あっ… あぁ～…｡
(戸の閉まる音)
[Have you seen someone like this?]
(通行人)いねえよ そんなﾔﾂ！
No one looks like that.
うわぁ～！
やるわね… ｱﾝﾀ｡ (桂)何の話だ？
That was well done, you...
What're you talking about?
(桂)ｵﾚは ただｳｴｰﾀｰとして ｻｰﾋﾞｽを提供しただけだ｡
All I did was provide service, as a waiter should.
ｱﾝﾀ ﾗｰﾒﾝ求道者じゃなかったっけ？
Weren't you seeking the Way of Ramen?
(桂)まぁ なんだ…｡
Well... Let's say I'm a waiter seeking the Way of Ramen...and leave it at that.
ﾗｰﾒﾝ道を追い求める ｳｴｰﾀｰとでも言っておこうか｡
変な人…｡
You're an odd fellow. Sticking your nose into a troublesome situation.
わざわざ やっかいごとに ｸﾋﾞを突っ込んで…｡
♪♪～
まぁいいわ｡ ん？
Well, never mind.
雨が あがるまでだろうが ﾗｰﾒﾝ道を極めるまでだろうが➡
Whether it's until the rain stops, or until you master the Way of Ramen,
そのｹｶﾞが治るまでだろうが…｡
or until your injuries heal...
置いてあげるよ ここに｡
I'll let you stay here.
幾松殿…｡
Ikumatsu-dono.
ただし こき使うからね｡
But...
I'm going to work you hard.
♪♪～
(幾松)なに突っ立ってんのよ｡
What're you just standing there for?
しっかり勉強して 味 ぬすむんじゃなかったのかい？
Weren't you going to study hard and steal my flavor?
(桂)いや… 世の中には➡
No, I think there are many things in this world people are glad they never see.
見なければよかったと思うことも 結構 多いぞ｡
(桂)ﾎｽﾄ業の舞台裏とか 彼氏のｹｰﾀｲﾒｰﾙとか…｡
Like behind the scenes of the male host business,
or a boyfriend's cell phone messages...
何が言いたいんだい!?
What is it you're trying to say?
(桂)い… いえ 別に｡
N-No, nothing really...
All right, listen. Speed is the lifeblood of ramen.
(幾松)いいかい？ ﾗｰﾒﾝってのは ｽﾋﾟｰﾄﾞが命よ｡
♪♪～
(幾松)ほい！
Here ya go.
♪♪～
Say, you're pretty good.
へぇ～ なかなか やるじゃない｡
♪♪～
(義弟たち)ひぃ～っ！
Say, could you...
ねぇ ちょっと… 出前 行ってくんない？
do a delivery for me?
♪♪～
ｲﾀﾀﾀ… あぁ なんか 腹 痛え｡
Ow ow ow ow.
っていうか 雨も ひどいし…｡ 降ってねえし！
It's raining hard.
It's not raining.
(幾松)っていうか なに？
What are you, anyway?
Are you like a kid who doesn't want to go to the dentist?
歯医者に行く前の小学生ですか？ あなたは…｡
♪♪～
Ow...
痛え！
(幾松の笑い声)
She trusts me too much.
《信用しすぎじゃないのか？》
Have you found him yet?
(土方)まだ見つからないのか？
Please relax. We have everything under control.
(沖田)安心してくだせえ 首尾は上々ですよ｡
(沖田)桂包囲網は ﾊﾞｯﾁﾘ せばまってます｡
The Katsura dragnet is closing in on him.
ﾔﾂが ｼｯﾎﾟを出すのも 時間の問題でさあ｡
It's only a matter of time before he gives himself away.
(土方)なら いいんだけどな｡
I hope you're right.
Katsura has an injured leg. We won't let him escape.
(沖田)桂は 足を負傷してるんですぜ｡
逃がしゃあしませんて…｡
What is it?
(沖田)なんでさあ？ (土方)いや 珍しいと思ってな｡
Nothing, I just thought it was unusual.
(土方)ｵﾚは お前が そんなにﾏｼﾞﾒに働いてる姿➡
This is the first time I've ever seen you work so hard.
初めて見たかもしれねえ｡
珍しいのは土方さんでさあ｡ あ？
You're the unusual one, Hijikata-san.
(沖田)団子に そんなもんつけて食う生き物➡
No other creature in existence eats his dumplings with that on it.
他に いやしませんぜ｡
そうか？
Really?
(土方)食うか？ うまいぞ｡
Want some? It's delicious.
まっぴらごめん こうむりますよ｡
Absolutely not.
相手は あの桂だ… 油断すんじゃねえぞ！
We're up against Katsura. We can't let down our guard.
言われるまでもありやせんて｡
You don't need to remind me.
♪♪～
(店主)あの… だんな！ それ 何すか？
Excuse me, sir...
What is that?
(ｱﾗｰﾑ音)
えっ？ って なんだ!? これ！
What in the hell?!
(爆発音)
油断すんじゃねえぜ 副長｡
Don't let your guard down, Vice-chief.
(義弟)ったく あのﾛﾝ毛野郎 人を ｺｹにしやがって…｡
That damn long-hair made a fool of us... He won't get away with this.
このままじゃ 絶対すまさねえ！ ん？
(隊士たち)ん？
(手下)でもよぉ ｱﾆｷ… ｱｲﾂ なかなか強そうだったぜ｡
But he seemed quite strong.
(手下)あぁ｡ 束になって かかっていっても勝てるかどうか｡
Yeah, I don't know if we would win even if we ganged up on him.
(義弟)安心しろ… 誰が そんな危ない橋なんか渡るかよ｡
Relax. Who said we're going to take that kind of risk.
(手下たち)えっ？ (義弟)ｵﾚに考えがある｡ ﾌﾌﾌ…｡
I have an idea.
♪♪～
[Someone please adopt me.]
(子供)母ちゃん あれ欲しい！
Mommy, I want that!
(母親)目ぇ 合わせんじゃない！ とりつかれるよ!!
Don't look in its eyes.
You'll be possessed!
[Daigo Ramen]
Oh, snacks. How thoughtful of you.
(桂)ほぅ 酒肴か… 気が利いてるな｡
(幾松)たまにはね｡
I can be sometimes. It's just a little something for all your hard work.
いつも働いてくれる心ばかりの ご褒美ってﾔﾂかね｡
(幾松)じゃ お疲れ！
Well, Good work today.
(桂)ん？ これは…｡ (幾松)わかるかい？
Huh? What's this?
Can you tell? I spent a little extra.
(幾松)ちょっと奮発してみたんだ｡
(幾松)うん おいしい…｡ さすが 与平の酒だ｡
Yes, it's delicious. Yohei brews great sake. It's great.
(幾松)やっぱり いけるね｡ (桂)うまい… か｡
Delicious...you say?
(桂)前々から思っていたのだが 幾松殿のﾗｰﾒﾝ…｡
I've been thinking about this for a while. Your ramen, Ikumatsu-dono...
(幾松)何か足りない感じがする？
Something's missing?
えっ？
I know something is missing.
(幾松)わかってるのよ 何かが足りないことなんて…｡
では その不足を補い…｡
Then you'll have to add whatever is missing.
そんなに 簡単なもんじゃないんだよ｡
It's not that simple...
足りないものを 補うことってのはさ｡
...to put in what's missing, that is.
♪♪～
It's a heavy burden...
(幾松)重いのよ｡
♪♪～
If you already know that, then I have nothing more to say.
(桂)わかっているならば ｵﾚは 何も言わない｡
しかし よく言うであろう｡
But you know what they say...
｢知らぬが仏｣ いや 意味 違うから｡
Ignorance is bliss.
No, it's not. Because I already know.
知ってるから 私｡
You said you weren't going to say anything!
っつうか ｱﾝﾀ今 何も言わないって 言ってなかったっけか？
(桂)｢馬の耳に念仏｣
It's like chanting sutras to a horse.
What's that supposed to mean? You calling me a horse?
(幾松)そりゃ なにかい？ 私が馬か？ 私が！
(桂)｢石の上にも３年｣ (幾松)いると どうなるって？
Sit three years on a stone.
[Note: Similar to the saying "perserverence will prevail".]
What would that do? Where's the benefit in that?
(幾松)何か いいことあるってか？
It seems we're getting farther from the point of this conversation!
っていうか なんか離れてってるし…｡
(咳払い)
まぁ なんだ… ｵﾚが言いたいのはだな｡
Look, what I'm trying to say is...
(幾松)わかってるよ｡
I know.
I can't leave things the way they are, right?
このままじゃいけない ってことだろ…｡
♪♪～
Ikumatsu-dono.
幾松殿…｡ 私の旦那…｡
My husband...
攘夷志士に殺されたの｡
was murdered by rebels.
We made a vow that together, we would become the top ramen shop in Edo,
一緒に 江戸いちばんの ﾗｰﾒﾝ屋になろうって約束したのに｡
事件に巻き込まれて… ﾎﾟｯｸﾘよ｡
but he got involved in an incident and that was it.
関係ない人 傷つけて 国を救うもｸｿもないでしょうよ｡
Saving the country by hurting innocent people is bullshit.
きれいな言葉だけ並べて 好き勝手 暴れて…｡
Spinning their noble-sounding words and then destroying whatever they want...
ﾔﾂらのなかに➡
How many of them, I wonder, truly care about their country?
ﾎﾝﾄに 国を憂いてる連中が 何人いるっていうの？
目の前の人も救えないのに 国なんて救えるわけない｡
If they can't even save the people right in front of them.
There's no way they can save the country.
なにが 志士よ… なにが 侍よ｡
Patriots my ass.
Samurai my ass.
(幾松)嫌いなのよ｡
I hate them all.
[Please hire me.]
(店長)いや ﾀﾞﾒだって！ お前なんて雇えないってば｡
Sorry, I can't. I can't hire someone like you.
[Give me a chance.]
いや だからｲﾔだよ… お前なんてさ｡
No. This is why I don't want you.
幾松殿… ﾄﾝｺﾂ２つ｡
Ikumatsu-dono, two tonkotsu.
[Note: Tonkotsu is a ramen in a soup made with collagen-rich pork bone broth]
(幾松)はいよ！
Coming right up!
(おばちゃん) ちょっと ちょっと 幾松ちゃん｡
Say, say, Ikumatsu-chan...
Yes?
(幾松)なぁに？ (おばちゃん)なによ？ あの男前｡
Who's the handsome waiter? You go, girl!
(おばちゃん) ｱﾝﾀも すみにおけないね！
(おばちゃん) ｱﾝﾀ 旦那が死んでから➡
You never used to let any men get near you after your husband died...
一切 男 寄せつけなかったくせに ｺﾝﾁｸｼｮｳ！
You devil you!
(幾松)そんなんじゃないわよ｡ ただのﾊﾞｲﾄよ！
It's not like that! He's just helping out!
(幾松)だいたい どこが二枚目？ 髪 うっとおしいのよ！
What's so handsome about him, anyway?
Look at that hair! Men look best in crew cuts.
(幾松) 男は ｽﾎﾟｰﾂ刈りが いちばんよ｡
そんなこと言って ｱﾝﾀ まんざらでもないんじゃないの？
That's what you say, but I'll bet you don't totally dislike him.
(幾松)まさか…｡ (笑い声)
No way.
Really?
(おばちゃん)ﾎﾝﾄかい？ (笑い声)
Hey now.
(幾松)ﾎﾝﾄよ！ (笑い声)
幾松殿… ちと話があるのだが…｡
Ikumatsu-dono. We need to...talk...
あれ？ 幾松殿 どこに行ったんだ？
Ikumatsu-dono. Where'd she go?
(手下)おいおい いいのかい？ 兄嫁 売りとばすなんてよ｡
Hey, are you sure it's okay to sell off your sister-in-law?
(義弟)あぁ ｱﾆｷなんて とっくに死んでんだ！
Hey, she said it herself. She's no relative of mine!
こんなｵﾊﾞﾝ 関係ねえよ！
♪♪～
[Watch the store. I have to make a delivery.]
やっぱり 信用しすぎじゃないのか？
She does trust me too much.
(幾松の うめき声)
いい金づるだと思って 好きにさせてやってたが➡
I gave her plenty of chances to do right by me, but she wouldn't play.
もう しぼりとれそうにねえし 金にしちまうほうが早え｡
Time to cash out my investment. Then I'll sell the shop.
店も 売りとばせるしな｡
♪♪～
《ここには いられぬ｡
I can't stay here.
幾松殿を これ以上 傷つけるわけにはいかぬ｡
I can't hurt Ikumatsu-dono. And...she makes me question myself.
何より ｵﾚの心が迷う》
((幾松:嫌いなのよ))
I hate them all!
Oh, a new guy, eh?
(おやじ)おう 新入りか…｡ (おやじ)ﾊﾟﾝの耳 食うか？
Want some bread crust?
She oughta bring enough to pay for a good spree.
(手下)これで しばらく遊んで暮らせるな｡
なに言ってんだ！ 攘夷決行のための資金だよ 資金｡
What're you talking about?
These funds are for the rebellion.
よく言うぜ！ どうせ ﾊﾞｸﾁに消えんだろ？
Yeah, right. You'll lose it all gambling!
なぜ 出前用のﾊﾞｲｸが？
Why is her delivery bike here...?
(笛)
All right, just a minute, guys. Hold on a minute!
は～い ちょっと ちょっと… おにいさんたち 止まって｡
(隊士)いやぁ すまないね｡
We're looking for a rebel terrorist who's been seen around here.
今 この辺に 攘夷志士が潜伏中でね｡
ちょっと ご協力 お願いできます？
I'm sure you're eager to cooperate.
(沖田)おにいさんたち 何？ 仕事中？
What're you guys doing? Are you on the job?
(沖田)何？ それ｡ ｴﾛ本 入ってんの？ ｴﾛ本｡
What's in here? Got any girlie magazines? Porno?
ちょっと 中 あらためさせて もらっていいかい？
Mind if we take a look inside?
Yikes! What're the Shinsengumi doing here?!
(手下)やっべえ！ なんで 真選組が！
(隊士)あっ ちょっと待て！
Wait! Just a minute!
ﾊﾞﾚたら ﾊﾟｸられるぞ！ 急げ!!
If they find out, they'll arrest us! Hurry!
間違いねえ！ あの駕籠の中に 桂がいる!!
No doubt about it! Katsura must be in there! After th...
追え！ ん？
桂ぁ～っ！ なんでぇ～っ!?
Katsura! But how?!
Die! Katsura!
死ねぇ！ 桂!!
(手下)桂ぁ!?
Katsura?!
Don't tell me that was the Katsura?! Kotaro Katsura?!
(義弟)まさか ｱｲﾂ 桂って… あの 桂 小太郎!?
(義弟)本物の攘夷志士 狂乱の貴公子➡
He's a real rebel fighter! The Unstoppable...
桂 小太郎かぁ!?
Kotaro Katura?!
We're in trouble! Ditch the palanquin...and run!
やばい！ 駕籠なんか ほっといて 逃げろ！
お客様 ﾃﾞｻﾞｰﾄのほうを！
Your desserts...
I've brought them...for you!
(桂)お持ちしましたぁ～っ！
I have just two things to tell you.
(桂)２つだけ 言っておく…｡
One: Don't ever pose as a rebel fighter again.
(桂)１つ 二度と 攘夷志士を 語らぬこと｡
(桂)２つ 二度と北斗心軒の のれんを くぐらぬこと！
Two: Never pass through the curtain of that ramen shop.
Violate either, and I promise you payment...from the hand of Kotaro Katsura.
この禁を 犯したときは この桂 小太郎が➡
必ず 天誅を下す！
こちら 一番隊！ 桂を 発見しました!!
This is Unit One. We found Katsura! Send backup immediately.
至急 応援を！ (沖田)桂ぁ～っ！
Katsura!
(桂)話しているﾋﾏは なさそうだ｡
Looks like we don't have time to chat.
幾松殿 いろいろ世話になったな｡
Ikumatsu-dono, thank you for everything. And...
そして… すまなかった｡
I'm sorry.
(幾松)知ってたわよ…｡
I knew the whole time.
私も ｱﾝﾀと一緒…｡
I'm like you. I don't have what it takes to ignore someone who's in trouble.
目の前で 倒れている人を ほっとけるほど➡
器用じゃないのよ… ﾊﾞｶなの｡
I'm a fool.
だから 謝ったりしないでよ｡
So don't apologize.
I see.
そうか… では これだけは言っておこう｡
Then let me just say this...
Thank you.
(２人)ありがとう…｡
Katsura!
桂！
あれ…？
Huh?
♪♪～
[Look at my hair. Poor.]
いらっしゃ… あら！ 銀さん 久しぶり！
Welcome...
Gin-san, long time no see.
(銀時)よう… 久しぶりに 金が入ってな…｡
Hi. I got some money for a change... It's been a while, so... Let's see...
さぁて 何 食うか… ん？ あり？
What shall I have...?
Huh?
そばなんて ﾒﾆｭｰにあったっけ？
I don't remember soba being on the menu?
Care to try it?
食べてみる？
[Trailer]
A city of constant rain where it rained all year long...
That was our home.
Others may have seen it as a sewer canal, but it was a great place to live for sewer rats.
Pappy!
[Gin Tama]
The parasitic alien will use any organism-a dog, a cat-as its host.
Ready!
If I don't stop it, who will?
G-Gin-san... I'm in too!
It's all over, aliens!
[Gin Tama]
[The Umibozu arc starts in the next episode.]
Just tell them Umibozu is calling.
[The man who appeared before Gintoki and his friends was Kagura's Pappy... Say what?!]
[The alien hunter, Umibozu. A legend who travels the Universe.]
＜一年中 雨ばかり降る ｼﾞﾒｼﾞﾒした街➡
そこが ｵﾚたちの巣だった｡
はたから見れば 汚いﾄﾞﾌﾞ川でも➡
ﾄﾞﾌﾞﾈｽﾞﾐには 住みやすい場所だった＞
ﾊﾟﾋﾟｰ！
♪♪～
寄生型えいりあんは 人間から 犬 猫 何にでも寄生する！
構え！
(爆発音)
ｵﾚが止めずに 誰が止める｡
(新八) ぎ 銀さん！ ﾎﾞｸも行きます！
えいりあんが なんぼのもんじゃい！
うわぁ～っ！
どりゃあっ!!
星海坊主って言えば わかるからよ｡