♪♪～
(しんちゃん)わぁ～!!
I lost again! Damn it! I've been totally defeated!
(しんちゃん)また 負けた！ ちくしょう！ 完敗だよ！
He's really strong, huh? Yo-chan's Akebono-X is unstoppable!
[Note: Akebono is a former sumo wrestler.]
(けんちゃん)ﾏｼﾞ強くね？ よっちゃんの 曙Ｘ！
Way tougher than the real Akebono!
(けんちゃん)ﾘｱﾙ本物とは 大違いだよ！
That's because he eats a different type of food than your ragged-looking beetles.
(よっちゃん)ﾑﾌｯ！ お前らの 貧相なｶﾌﾞﾄとは➡
食べてるものが 違うんだよ！
Come on, who's next? We will take on any challenger.
ほら 次は 誰だ？ ｵﾚたちは いつなんどき➡
誰の挑戦も受けるぞ！ (神楽)ﾊｲ！ ﾊｲ！
Yeah, yeah! I'll go next.
(神楽)次 私が いくｱﾙ！ うん？
Oh, Kagura. All right, I'll put a dent in your pride.
おう 神楽か！ いいぜ その生意気な鼻 へし折ってやる｡
My Sadaharu No. 28 doesn't eat the same food your beetles eat either.
[Reference to Tetsujin No. 28]
(神楽)私の定春28号だって➡
お前らのとは 食べてるものが違うね！
Get him, Sadaharu No. 28!!
いくぜ！ 定春28号！
It eats a different type of food, but... It looks like a different type of beetle? What is this?
(けんちゃん) 食べものが違うっつ～か➡
種類が違くね？ 何これ？
It's a dung beetle.
(神楽)ﾌﾝｺﾛｶﾞｼ｡ (みんな)おいっ！
Hey! You mean it eats poop?!
食べるもんが違うって それ うんこ食うﾔﾂじゃねえか｡
Right. Isn't it amazing? Isn't it self-sufficient?
そだよ｡ すげくね？ 自給自足じゃね？ ﾏｼﾞすげくね？
Isn't it really great?
You're the amazing one for grabbing such a thing!
(よっちゃん)それを 鷲掴みに してる お前が すげぇよ！
Where did you even find it, anyway?
つうか どこから拾ってきたんだよ そんなもん！
Don't you know the rules?!
(よっちゃん)お前さ ﾙｰﾙわかってんの？
This is a game of rhinoceros beetle sumo wrestling!
これは ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫同士で 相撲をとらせる遊びなんだぞ！
Hey, hey, don't you realize it's that kind of conservative thinking that's ruining the world of sumo?
おやおや そういう 閉鎖的な考えが➡
相撲界を ﾀﾞﾒにしてしまうと 気づかないｱﾙか？
That's enough! Get lost!
(よっちゃん)もう いいよ！ 帰れ お前！
Yo, yo, you'd better play nice.
(沖田)ｵｳｵｳ！ 仲よく 遊ばなきゃいけねえよ｡
(沖田)ってことで ｵﾚも 交ぜてくれねえかい？
Anyway, can I play?
There's no one left on my squad who can win against...
(沖田)もう ｳﾁの隊んなかじゃ➡
相手になるﾔﾂ いなくなっちまってねぇ…｡
...my Sadomaru No. 21.
この ｻﾄﾞ丸21号のさ｡
[Sadaharu No. 28]
(かねの音)
Kagura-chan, let's go home.
(しんちゃん)神楽ちゃん… もう帰ろうよ｡
Leave her alone. Even if it's just a dung beetle, she loved the little poop-eater.
そっとしといてやれよ｡
ﾌﾝｺﾛｶﾞｼとはいえ 大事な相棒を失ったんだ｡
That bastard,
それにしも あの野郎！
he took away all our beetles...
ｵﾚたちのｶﾌﾞﾄも 全部 持っていっちまいやがった｡
He must be the one who's been going around beetle hunting.
最近 巷で ｳﾜｻになっている➡
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りをしまくっているという 男に違いねえよ！
He's so immature. What is he thinking?
(けんちゃん)おとなげねえよな｡ いったい 何考えてんだ？
うっ… うぅ…｡
Sadaharu...
定春… うわぁ～ん 定春21… あっ…｡
Sadaharu No. 21...
Oh, I mean No. 28!
違った… 28号～!!
[This show is GinTama. It's not XX-King.]
[Note: Spoof of Mushi-King]
[Today, everybody goes bug hunting. Beetle hunting time!]
["Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious"]
Beetle hunting time!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁぁ！
Beetle hunting time!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁぁ!!
Beetle hunting time!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁ…｡ (銀時)うるせぇ！
Shut up!
なんなんだよｵﾒｰは さっきから ｶﾞｰｶﾞｰ ｶﾞｰｶﾞｰ！
What are you screaming about?!
私は これから ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りに行こうと思います｡
I'm going beetle hunting. What do you think?
What do I think?
ど～ですか？ (新八)ど～ですかって…｡
Just go.
行けばいいじゃない…｡ 行けばいいじゃない じゃない！
Don't say "Just go"!
うぅっ… 聞いてよ｡ 私 もう 堪忍袋の緒が切れたね｡
Listen! I'm out of patience!
That bastard killed my sweet Sadaharu No. 28!
私のかわいい 定春28号が➡
憎いあんちきしょうに やられちまってよ｡
(鼻をかむ音)
And even Akebono-X was defeated. He took all our beetles.
それでさ 曙Ｘまで やられちゃってね➡
みんな 持っていかれちゃったｱﾙ｡
Hey, are you listening?
ねぇ 聞いてる？ あぁ 聞いてる 聞いてる｡
Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening.
So, I want to avenge everyone. Hey, are you listening?
(神楽)それでね 私 みんなの仇を 取ろうと思ってね｡
(神楽)ねぇ 聞いてる？ あぁ 聞いてる 聞いてる｡
Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening.
So, I need to catch a big, strong beetle to beat his Mazomaru.
(神楽)それでね でっかくて 強いｶﾌﾞﾄ虫捕まえて➡
野郎のﾏｿﾞ丸？ あれ？ ｻﾄﾞ丸？ どっちだっけ？
Huh? Sazomaru? Which one was it? Hey, which one was it?
ねぇ？ どっちだっけ？ あぁ 聞いてる 聞いてる｡
Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening.
とにかく 野郎のﾄﾞｸﾞｻﾚ丸を やっつけようと思うｱﾙ｡
Anyway, I'm going to defeat that bastard's freaky-maru.
So please teach me how to catch a beetle.
だから ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫のとり方 教えてよ｡
The rhinoceros beetle boom is back, huh?
ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫 ﾌﾞｰﾑ再燃だとよ｡ 時代は 繰り返すねぇ｡
Everything comes back eventually, huh?
なんか ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫同士で 相撲をとらせる遊びが➡
Having beetles do sumo seems to have become very popular lately.
流行ってるらしいですよ｡ ねぇ 教えてよ｡
Come on, teach me.
あぁ 聞いてる 聞いてる｡
Yeah, I'm listening, I'm listening.
Not "I'm listening," but "teach me."
聞いてるじゃなくて 教えてよ｡ あぁ？ あれだよ お前｡
Huh? You know, I think Akebono should switch to pro wrestling.
曙丸は ﾌﾟﾛﾚｽに 転向したほうがいいと ｵﾚは思う｡
You didn't hear me at all!
ﾛｸに聞いてねぇじゃねえか！
Enough, already. Come with me. I really want a beetle!
(神楽)もういいね！ とにかく 一緒に来てよ！
私 どうしても ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫が欲しいね！
No kidding. Why should I go catch beetles at my age?
冗談じゃねえよ！ いい歳こいて➡
なんで ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫とりなんて しなきゃなんねえんだ｡
Do your own independent research. Anyway, I'm not going to do anything for no pay...
自由研究は １人でやんなさい｡
だいたい そんな 一銭にもならんことを…｡ え!?
What?!
Is this beetle that expensive? You can buy a car at that price!
(ｱﾄﾞﾓｱｾﾞﾙｱﾅ)このｶﾌﾞﾄ虫 そんなに高いんですか？
車買えますよ そんな値段！
Well, yeah, but to me, he's more valuable than a car.
(虫ｵﾀｸ)えぇ まぁ ﾎﾞｸにとっては 車より大切なものっすから｡
Expensive beetles like this are appearing,
このように たいへん高額なｶﾌﾞﾄﾑｼも登場し➡
ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫ﾌﾞｰﾑは 大人も巻き込んでの➡
so even adults are getting involved. And the beetle boom is booming.
大きなものとなっていく もようです｡
Beetle hunting time!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁぁ!!
Hunt, hunt and hunt some more!
狩って 狩って 狩りまくるんじゃあぁぁ！
狩って 売って 売って 売りまくるんじゃあぁぁ!!
Hunt, sell and sell some more!
なんで こうなるの？
Why do we always end up like this?
Listen up, you guys!
いいか ｵﾒｴら！ 巨大ｶﾌﾞﾄを捕まえるまで➡
We're not going home until we've caught a giant beetle.
帰れると思うなよ！
This is serious business. Business!
ﾋﾞｼﾞﾈｽで来てんだからな！ ﾋﾞｼﾞﾈｽで！
Don't get excited and think we're here for camping!
ｷｬﾝﾌﾟ感覚で はしゃぐんじゃねえぞ！
The forest is like a demon. If you drop your guard, it'll swallow you up in an instant.
森は魔物だ！ 浮かれてたら あっという間に 飲み込まれんぞ｡
Don't worry. I'm prepared. I bought plenty of food.
大丈夫ｱﾙ！ ぬかりはないね！
食料も しっかり買い込んだし｡
Food? Those are snacks, aren't they?
食料っていうか それ ｵﾔﾂだよね？
You think this is a picnic, don't you?
ﾋﾟｸﾆｯｸ気分だよね？ ﾊﾞｶﾔﾛｳ！ なに浮かれてんだ！
Idiot! You're too excited!
I said you only had 300 yen for snacks, remember?!
ｵﾔﾂは 300円以内に おさめろって言っただろうが！
You, too!
お前もかい！ 残念でした！
No, silly! Pickled seaweed doesn't really count as a snack!
酢昆布は ｵﾔﾂのうちに入りません｡
入りますぅ！ 口に入るものは すべて ｵﾔﾂですぅ！
It does!
Everything you put in your mouth is counted as a snack.
Juice isn't allowed, either!
ｼﾞｭｰｽ類も認めません！ いいｱﾙか？ そんなこと言って｡
Are you sure about that?
私 銀ちゃんが こっそり 水筒に➡
I know you secretly put Pocari in your water bottle!
[Note: Pocari Sweat is a sports drink.]
ﾎﾟｶﾘ入れてきてるの 知ってるんだからねぇ～｡
あれは ﾎﾟｶﾘじゃありません！
That isn't Pocari. The bottle was just dirty.
ちょっと濁った水ですぅ！
I hope you guys get swallowed up by the forest...
お前ら 森に 飲み込まれてしまえ｡
意外に見当たりませんね…｡
I'm surprised we can't find any...
I thought we'd find them easily... What should we do?
すぐ 見つかると思ったのに… どうすればいいﾈ？
Pour honey all over your body and stand still. They'll come running.
体じゅうにﾊﾁﾐﾂ塗りたくって 突っ立ってろ！
すぐ寄ってくるぞ！ …んなもん➡
No, only perverts will come.
変態しか 寄ってこないｱﾙ！
…ん!?
[HONEY]
Gin-san, let's go home. This forest frightens me.
銀さん もう帰りましょうよ｡ この森 怖いです…｡
His whole body was covered with honey.
体じゅうに ﾊﾁﾐﾂ塗りたくってたﾈ！
Don't worry. He's an elf. A Tree Sap elf.
気にするな！ 妖精だ 妖精！ 樹液の妖精だよ｡
ああして 森を守ってるんだよ｡
He protects the forest that way.
But somehow, he looks familiar to me...
でもなんか 見たことある人 だったんですけど…｡
It's Gorilla. It was Gorilla.
(神楽)ｺﾞﾘ ﾈ… ｺﾞﾘだったﾈ！
Then he's the gorilla elf. He's protecting the gorillas.
じゃあ ｺﾞﾘﾗの妖精だ！ ああして ｺﾞﾘﾗを守ってるんだよ｡
That doesn't make any sense at all.
それ 意味わかんないんすけど…｡
(物音)
(銀時たち)あぁ…｡
Gin-san, let's go home. This forest is getting really scary now.
銀さん ﾎﾝﾄ帰りましょうよ｡ やっぱり この森 怖いです…｡
He was brushing mayonnaise on that tree.
木に ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞ塗りたくってたﾈ！
気にするな！ 妖怪 魔妖根衛図だよ！
Don't worry. He's a mayonnaise sprite.
ああして 縄張りに ﾏｰｷﾝｸﾞしてんだよ｡
That's how they mark their territory.
But I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before.
でも 明らかに 見たことある人 だったんですけど…｡
Then, he's a nicotine fairy. He's protecting cigarettes.
(神楽)ﾆｺ中ね… ﾆｺﾁﾝ中毒だったｱﾙね！
[Note: The way he says this is a homonym for "smiling penis".]
Then, he's a nicotine fairy. He's protects cigarettes.
じゃあ 妖怪 ﾆｺﾁﾝｺだ！ あれには２個 ﾁﾝｺがあるんだよ｡
いや… ２個 ﾁﾝｺないですから…｡
He's making this stuff up.
Whoa! Wh-What's the hell is that?!
ぬおぉぉぉっ！ なんじゃ こりゃぁぁ!?
ｳｿ!? ｳｿだと言ってよ！ とんでもねえ大物じゃねえか！
Wow! Incredible! Look at the size of that thing!!
なに ﾓﾀﾓﾀしてんだよ！ 早く落とせ ｵﾗｧ！
Why are you just standing there?! Hurry up and knock it down!
(神楽)おい ｺﾗｧ！ 死ね ｵﾗｧ！
Come on! Drop!
(３人)よっしゃあぁ！
All right!
Now I can avenge Sadaharu No. 28...
これで 定春28号の仇が…｡
What are you doing?!
何しやがんでぃ！
Take this!
What are you doing here?!
お前 こんなところで 何やってるｱﾙか!?
見たらわかるだろぃ！ わかんねえよ！
Isn't it obvious?
The only obvious thing is that you're an idiot.
お前が ﾊﾞｶということ以外 わかんねえよ！
Hey, sorry, help me up. I can't get up by myself.
ちょ… ごめん 起こして！ １人じゃ 起きられないんでさぁ｡
…仲間のﾌﾘして➡
Um... I was pretending to be their friend... and trying to get close to them.
ﾔﾂらに接触する作戦が…➡
台無しでぃ…｡
Now it's all messed up.
Hey, what's going on here?
(土方)おい！ 何の騒ぎだ!?
Hey, you guys! What are you doing here?!
(近藤)あっ お前ら！ こんなところで何やってんだ？
What are we doing?
何やってんだって… 全身ﾊﾁﾐﾂまみれの人に➡
Is that something a person completely covered in honey has the right to ask?
言う資格があると 思ってんですか!?
We're police officers. Now answer the question.
(近藤)これは 職務質問だ！ ちゃんと答えなさい！
職務って お前… どんな職務に就いてたら➡
What kind of police business involves covering yourself in honey, honey?
ﾊﾁﾐﾂまみれになるんですか？ ﾊﾆｰ？
(土方)ふぅ… お前に説明する いわれはねえ！
We don't have to explain anything to someone like you.
ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫とりだ！
It's to catch beetles.
He said it. Isn't there something more...?
言っちゃったよ… もうちょっと こうなんか…｡
To catch beetles?!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫とり!? おいおい！
Hey, hey, you're collecting tax money and spending it on your vacation?
市民の税金しぼりとっておいて ﾊﾞｶﾝｽですか お前ら？
馬鹿んですか お前ら？ (近藤)こいつは 立派な仕事だ！
Are you guys crazy?
This is serious work!
とにかくｼﾞｬﾏだから この森から出ていけ！
Anyway, you're creating a disturbance, so get out of this forest.
Are you kidding?!
ふざけるな！ 私だって 幻の大ｶﾌﾞﾄをとりに➡
We came all the way here to catch the phantom giant beetle!
ここまで来たﾈ｡ 定春28号の仇を討つためにな!!
I want to avenge Sadaharu No. 28!
何 言ってやがんでぃ！ お前のﾌﾝｺﾛｶﾞｼはあれ…➡
What are you talking about?
You were watching a beetle match and you got so excited you crushed your dung beetle yourself!
相撲見て 興奮したお前が勝手に…｡
((神楽:ぬぉぉぉ！))
But who made me so excited?! Whose fault was that?!
誰が興奮させたか 考えてみろ！
誰がいちばん悪いか 考えて…｡ お前だろっ！
It was you.
(近藤)総悟！ お前 また ﾑﾁｬなｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りをしたらしいな？
Sogo, you've been using unorthodox tactics to hunt beetles again.
よせと言ったはずだ！
I told you to stop.
And catching beetles by painting the forest with mayonnaise isn't unorthodox?
ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞでｶﾌﾞﾄﾑｼとろうとするのは ﾑﾁｬじゃないんですかぃ？
ﾄｼ！ お前 まだ ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞでとろうとしてたのか？
Toshi, you're still trying to catch beetles with mayonnaise?
ﾑﾘだと言っただろ！ ﾊﾆｰ大作戦でいこう！
I said it's impossible. Let's go with Operation Honey!
No, let's go with Mayonnaise Desperation.
いや… ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞ決死行でいこう｡
No, let's go with the Narikiri Wars Episode III.
いや… なりきりｳｫｰｽﾞ ｴﾋﾟｿｰﾄﾞⅢで いきましょうや｡
いや… 傷だらけのﾊﾆｰ 湯けむり殺人事件で…｡
No, let's go with the Injured Honey Murder in Steam.
Oh, there! Chief, look!
(隊士)あっ！ あれ！ 局長 見てください！
It's time for beetle hunting!
(みんな)ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁぁっ!!
Hey, wait! Don't touch that beetle!
(土方)待て ｺﾗｧｯ！ ここのｶﾌﾞﾄ虫には手を出すな！
I'm ordering you to go home!
帰れっつってんだろうがっ！ ふざけんな！
Bite me! I won't let you keep them all for yourself.
独り占めしようったって そうはいかねえぞ！
ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫は みんなのものだ！ いいや ｵﾚのものだぁ！
Those beetles belong to everyone! I mean, they all belong to me!
ｸｿｯ！ おい！ ﾔﾂらに ｱﾚを渡すな！
Damn it! Hey, don't let him get it! We have to get it first!
なんとしても先… ぐっ！
Beetle hunting time!
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃあぁぁっ！
ぶぉっ！ (沖田)ｶﾌﾞﾄ割りじゃあぁぁっ！
Beetle Smash!
Beetle... Kick!
ｶｰﾌﾞｰﾄｰ蹴りじゃあぁぁっ！
(沖田)うっ うご…｡
ｸﾞﾜｯ ﾊｯﾊｯﾊｯﾊ～！
ｶｰﾌﾞﾄｯ！
Bee...
...tle...?!
Crash!!
割れたぁぁぁっ！
ｶｰﾌﾞﾄ…｡ 言わせるか！ ｶｰﾌﾞﾄ…｡
Beetle...
I won't let you say that!
Beetle...
ｵﾚが ｶｰﾌﾞﾄ…｡
I'll say it... Beetle...
Bee...
ｶｧ！ ﾌﾞｩ！
...eee...
(２人)ﾄｫｫｫ！
...tle...
おい！ ちょっと待て…｡
Hey, wait...
We're friends, right? We are...
ｵﾚたち 味方だろ？ ｵﾚたち…｡
(２人)ぬぅぉぉぉぉっ！
折りじゃあぁぁぁっ!!
Buster!
(山崎)いっちゃったね…｡
It's gone...
It sure is gone...
いっちゃいましたね…｡
(近藤)まったく… とんだｼﾞｬﾏが入ったものだ｡
Really, what a troublesome group of misfits.
どうしたものか？ ﾄｼ…｡ (土方)とにかくﾔﾂらに➡
What should we do, Toshi?
For now, we have to make sure they don't find out about it.
ｱﾚの存在を知られねえように 気を配ることだ…｡
ﾔﾂらのことだ… ｱﾚに勘づいたら➡
They're sure to make trouble if they learn the truth.
間違いなく よからぬことを考えるはずだ…｡
After all, it's worth a king's ransom.
なんせ 価値にしたら 国宝級の代物だからな…｡
Right! We'll search for it all night.
(近藤)うむ！ 今日は夜通し 探索を行うぞ！
We have to return "Rurimaru" to Shogun-sama as soon as possible.
一刻も早く 瑠璃丸を 将軍様のもとへ➡
お返しするのだ！ (隊士たち)ｵｰ！
Yeah!
あの女…➡
That girl...I'll beat her this time...
今度こそ 決着つけてやらぁ！
This curry isn't very tasty.
なんや ﾊﾟｯとしないｶﾚｰ ｱﾙな…｡
I told you I like country-style curry with
私 芋とか野菜がﾄﾞﾛﾄﾞﾛに ﾙｰに溶け込んだ➡
田舎ｶﾚｰが好き 言うたやろ｡
potato and vegetables melted into a thick stew.
うっぜ～よ ｺｲﾂ！ なんで関西弁!?
Shut up! Why are you speaking with a Kansai accent?!
If you like it thick, then put slime on your rice and suck it!
ﾄﾞﾛﾄﾞﾛが好きなら ご飯に ｽﾗｲﾑかけて すすってろぃ！
ｶﾚｰは ﾀﾏﾈｷﾞが黄金色になるまで 炒めるのが基本ｱﾙ！
You have to sauté the onions to a golden brown. That's the cardinal rule of cooking curry!
半端な気持で作らんといて！
If you're going to cook, do it right, uh-huh!
あぁ!? お前を黄金色になるまで 炒めてやろうか？
Ah! How 'bout I sauté you to a golden brown?
あん!? 電子ﾚﾝｼﾞでﾁﾝして 爆発させたろか？
Ah? How 'bout I microwave you till you explode?
Yeah, yeah. Cut it out, you two.
はいはい もう そこまで｡
You guys have been on edge ever since we met the Shinsengumi.
みんな真選組に会ってから ｶﾘｶﾘしすぎですよ｡
ﾑﾘもないか… あんな死闘を 演じたあとじゃ｡
But I'm not blaming you after that nasty battle.
Well, let's enjoy dinner, at least.
まぁ でも ご飯くらい 楽しく食べましょうよ｡
Anyway, I wonder if they really came here to catch beetles.
それにしても あの人たち ﾎﾝﾄに ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫とりに来たんですかね？
In fact, they look too serious...
それにしちゃ ずいぶんと ものものしかった… うご!?
ｹﾞﾎｯ ｹﾞﾎｯ！ ちょっと！ 何すんの神楽ちゃん!?
Hey! What was that for, Kagura-chan?!
蚊…｡
A mosquito...
Let's go back to what I was talking about...
話を元に戻しますけど あの… ぐおっ！
蚊…｡
A mosquito...
ﾃﾒｴら いいかげんに してくださいよ！
You bastards, stop it already!
Are you using mosquitoes as an excuse to take out your frustrations on me?
蚊に かこつけて 八つ当たりですか!?
No, but the mosquito...
いや だって蚊がさ…｡ ﾎﾝﾄ いいかげんにしてくださいよ｡
Seriously, cut it out. How can we hunt beetles effectively when we're so divided?
こんなﾊﾞﾗﾊﾞﾗでｶﾌﾞﾄ虫捕まえられると 思ってるんですか!?
All right, I'm sorry. I was being childish.
あぁ～あ 悪かったよ｡ ｵﾚも おとなげなかった｡
I'm sorry, Kagura. I'll try to make country-style curry next time.
神楽も すまんかったな｡ 今度は 田舎ｶﾚｰに挑戦してみるよ｡
Well, that's all right.
ううん 別に いいよ｡ 私 ﾎﾝﾄは 田舎派より ｼﾃｨｰ派なんだ｡
I actually prefer city-style better than country-style. I'm sorry, Gin-chan.
ごめんね 銀ちゃん｡ そうか… じゃあ次もｼﾃｨｰｶﾚｰだな｡
I see. Then I'll make city-style curry next time.
(３人)ぐお～!!
You bastard, Shinpachi!
ﾃﾒｴ 新八！ いい子ちゃんのﾌﾘして ﾃﾒｴも狙ってやがったな！
You were pretending to be a good boy, but you were waiting for your chance!
あまいんですよ！ ｱﾝﾀらと何年つきあってると➡
You're so optimistic! You know how many years I've been around you?!
思ってるんですか!! (神楽)あぁ ｶﾚｰが！ ｼﾃｨｰｶﾚｰが！
The curry! The city-style curry!
(神楽)お前 何してくれるｱﾙ！ まだ おかわりしてないのに～!!
How could you do this to me?! I was going to have seconds!
I only had two bites! What are you going to do about this?!
ｵﾚなんか 二口しか食ってねえぞ！ どうしてくれるんだい!?
ﾎﾞｸなんか 一口も食べてないんだぞ！
I didn't even take a bite! Understand?!
わかってるのか!? このﾔﾛｳ！
Yamazaki, that's enough. It worked.
山崎 もういい｡ 効果は あった｡
Yes, sir. But they're such dopes.
はい｡ しかし つくづく単純なﾔﾂらですね｡
蚊くらいで仲間割れとは…｡ あれだけｹﾝｶしてりゃ➡
They have a falling out just over mosquitoes.
After they've beaten each other to a pulp, they'll leave the forest.
すぐにでも 森から出ていくでしょう｡
Not necessarily. You never know with these guys.
(土方)いや ﾔﾂらのことだ｡ 念には念を入れたほうがいい｡
(お腹が鳴る音)
お腹空いて寝れないんですけど…｡ 気のせいだ｡
I'm so hungry I can't sleep.
It's all in your head.
It's not my head, it's my stomach, uh-huh!
(神楽)気のせいなんかじゃないね｡ 純然たる事実ある！
ﾃﾒｴは 一皿たいらげてただろ！
At least you ate a whole plate!
１杯じゃなくて いっぱい食べたかったﾈ！
I wanted lots of helpings, not just one.
(神楽)ん？
What's that smell?!
何ｱﾙか!? この におい？ あっ!?
Yummy! Nothing beats a barbecue when you're camping!
(沖田)うめぇ！やっぱ ｷｬﾝﾌﾟには ﾊﾞｰﾍﾞｷｭｰだよな！
ｶﾚｰなんて家でも食えるし！
You can eat curry at our house anytime!
福神漬け持ってくるの めんどうくせぇし！
And it was a pain to haul pickled vegetables out here!
おい ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞは どうした？
Hey, where's the mayonnaise?
Vice-Chief, this is a ploy to make them think we're enjoying a good meal.
副長… これは おいしそうに 食べてる姿を見せつける作戦です｡
So mayonnaise isn't...
ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞは ちょっと…｡ (土方)ﾃﾒｴ ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞ なめてんのか！
Bastard! Are you disrespecting mayonnaise?!
Mayonnaise goes well with everything!
ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞは 何にでも合うように 作られてるんだよ！
(沖田)よお ﾀﾞﾝﾅ方 まだ いたんですかぃ？
Hi, you guys, are you still here?
そんな粗末なﾃﾝﾄで寝てたら 蚊に刺されますぜ… おっ！
The mosquitoes will eat you alive if you sleep in a cheap tent like that.
(３人)あっ!? いっけねえ 落としちまった｡
Oops! I dropped it!
Hey, Captain Okita! Forget about it.
(隊士)おい！ 沖田隊長！ そんなの もういいって！
こっちに いっぱいあるから 戻ってこいよ！
There's plenty more over here, so come back!
All right.
おう！ じゃあ ｵﾚは これで｡
So, I've got to go. Ah! You can eat that if you want.
(沖田)あっ！ それ別に食べてもいいですぜ｡
ﾌﾌｯ… 見なせぇ ﾔﾂらの あの顔｡
Look at their faces.
腹減らして 森から出て来るのも 時間の問題… んっ!?
It's only a matter of time before they get so hungry they leave the forest... Huh?!
ﾊﾊﾊﾊｯ！ ｷｬﾝﾌﾟには やっぱり酢昆布だよな！
There's nothing like pickled seaweed when you're camping.
ﾊﾞｰﾍﾞｷｭｰだって！ 恥ずかしくない？ ﾍﾞﾀじゃない？ ﾀﾞｻくない？
Barbecue? Isn't that tacky? Isn't it too ordinary?
Isn't it boring? City people eat pickled seaweed.
ｼﾃｨｰ派は 酢昆布ｱﾙよね！
なっ!? 酢昆布焼いて食ってる！
What?!
They're roasting pickled seaweed and eating it!
(山崎)痛々しい！ 痛々しいよ！
That looks pathetic! So pathetic!
Hey, tax thieves! You're still here?
おう 税金泥棒！ お前ら まだいたｱﾙか｡
Who are you calling tax thieves?
誰が税金泥棒だ！ 言っとくが ﾊﾞｰﾍﾞｷｭｰは やらんぞ！
There's no way we're gonna give you our barbecue.
You know... If you guys barbecue at a place like this, you know...
(神楽)お前ら あれだよ…｡
こんなところでﾊﾞｰﾍﾞｷｭｰやってたら あれだよ 大変なこと… うっ!?
It's going to be... U...a problem... U...
Hey, what are you doing? What are you...?
(土方)おい 何やってんだ？ お前 何を!?
(神楽)ぶえぇ～!!
That's disgusting! She puked in it!! Gross! It reeks!
(隊士)最悪だ～！ ｺｲﾂ 吐きやがったよ!! うわ ｸｻｯ！
(隊士)何てことしやがんだ！ もう何も食う気しねえよ！ ｳﾌﾟｯ…｡
How could you do that?! Now I don't feel like eating anymore!
Ah, shoot! I feel... Ugh!
(山崎)あっ やべぇ なんか… うげぇ～!!
(隊士)うわぁ!? 山崎が もらいｹﾞﾛを～!!
Yamazaki threw up, too!
(近藤)そうか… やはり 一筋縄では いかん連中だな…｡
I see...
Just as I thought, they were tough.
We didn't have any success, either.
こっちも成果なしだ｡ 捕まるのは 普通のｶﾌﾞﾄばかりでな｡
All we caught were ordinary beetles...
Look, men, even if the chief asks you, you can say no if you don't like it.
(土方)おい みんな｡ 別に局長の言ったことでも➡
ｲﾔなことは ｲﾔと言っていいんだぞ｡
Well, but it's The Honey Plan.
(隊士)いや でも ﾊﾆｰ大作戦なんで｡
But why did you have to put honey all over yourselves?!
(土方)だから なんで体に塗るんだよ｡
Shogun-sama said he lost Rurimaru while recuperating at his second villa in this forest.
(近藤)将軍様は この森の別邸に ご静養の折り➡
瑠璃丸と 生き別れてしまったらしい｡
Where could Rurimaru be?
いったい どこにいるのか 瑠璃丸は？
ん？ そういえば 総悟は どうした？
Huh? Speaking of that, where's Sogo?
He went off on his own again.
また単独行動だ｡ ありゃﾀﾞﾒだ｡
He's such a rogue. He's been shaking down kids for their beetles. So rotten.
ｶﾞｷどもから ｶﾌﾞﾄ巻き上げたり やり方がﾒﾁｬｸﾁｬだ｡
Rurimaru looks like a glittering jewel of living gold.
(近藤)なにせ瑠璃丸は 陽の下で見れば➡
黄金色に輝く生きた宝石のような 出で立ちをしているらしいが➡
ﾊﾟｯと見は 普通のやつと 見分けがつかんらしい…｡
But at first glance, he's just like any other beetle.
A glittering jewel of living gold... Does a bug like that really...
黄金色に輝く生きた宝石ねぇ｡ そんなもん 本当に…｡
Gin-chan! Shinpachi!
(神楽)銀ちゃん！ 新八！ 見て見て あれ！
Look! Look at that! There's something strange over there!
あそこに変なのがいるｱﾙ！ あぁ？ 変なのって お前➡
Huh? Does something weird mean a gorilla covered in mayonnaise again?
また ﾏﾖﾈｰｽﾞ塗りたくった ｺﾞﾘﾗとかじゃ ねえだろうな？
You always find something weird.
変なもんばっか 見つけんだもんよ お前は！
No, no! That one!
違う 違う あれ！ (２人)ん？
It's a shiny golden beetle!
(神楽)金ﾋﾟｶﾋﾟﾝのｶﾌﾞﾄ虫 ｱﾙ！
What?!
《えぇ～!!》 《あっさり見つけやがった!!》
She found it so easily!
No! That is...
いかん！ それは…！ (土方)待て！
Wait!
(近藤)あぁ～!? あ？
Did you just hear a weird voice?
今 なんか変な声しませんでした？
森にはな 人類の知らない謎の生物が➡
In the forest, there're still many mysterious creatures that humans don't know about.
まだまだ たくさんいるんだよ！ いちいち気にすんな！
Don't worry about everything.
(近藤)あっ… あぁ!? (土方)落ち着け！
Calm down.
ここで騒ぎ立てれば ﾔﾂらは 瑠璃丸の価値に気づくぞ！
If we make a fuss, they'll realize how valuable Rurimaru is. Let's see how it goes.
様子をみよう｡
Isn't it a toy or something?
ｵﾓﾁｬか何かじゃ ないんですか？ ちげぇよ！ あれは あれだよ！
No, not that. It's a blow-fly. Don't touch it! It's really filthy.
金蝿の一種だ｡ 汚ねえから触んじゃねえぞ！
See, they're complete idiots. Idiots!
(土方)ほら見ろ！ ﾊﾞｶだろ？ ﾊﾞｶだろ！
But it looks so cool! It's so shiny.
(神楽)えぇ でもｶｯｹｰ ｱﾙよ！ ｷﾗｷﾗしてて…｡
I said no. They're infested in poop.
ﾀﾞﾒだって！ ｳﾝｺに ﾌﾞﾝﾌﾞﾝたかってるような連中だぞ！
It's the same in nature and the human world, something this flashy is never good.
自然界でも人間界でも➡
ああいう いやらしく 派手に着飾ってるﾔﾂに➡
ﾛｸなﾔﾂは いねえんだよ！
(土方)しめた！ 行ったぞ！ ｱｲﾂら ﾎﾝﾄ ﾊﾞｶだ！
Yes!
They left! They really are imbeciles!!
(近藤)今だ！ 早く 瑠璃丸を！
Now! Hurry up and get Rurimaru!
(みんな)うおっ…！ 瑠璃丸が…！
Rurimaru...!
No! This terrible!
《近藤たち:げっ 最悪だ！》
Whoa! It's gross! There's a blow-fly on your head!
うわっ 汚ねえ！ お前 頭に金蝿のってんぞ！
(神楽)えっ？ ちょちょっ 動くな 動くなよ！
W-Wait! Don't move! Don't move!
えんがちょ～っ！
You've got cooties!
Stop! That's the Shogun's pet!
《やめて～！ それ 将軍のﾍﾟｯﾄよ～！》
おらぁ 死ね！ ﾁｸｼｮｳ すばしっこいな！
Die, you bastard! Damn it! It's too quick!
Ow! That hurts!
痛いｱﾙ…！ 動くなって お前！
Hey, hold still! The blow-fly is on your head! It thinks you're poop!
金蝿のってんだって！ お前 ｳﾝｺと見なされてんだぞ！
Wait! Wait! Wait!
やばいんだって それ…！
Don't do it!! That is...
Whoa! Ruri...Rurimaru!
(近藤)ｷﾞｬ～ｯ！ るり… 瑠璃丸が！
(神楽)痛いなぁ！ ひどいよ みんな！
That hurts!
You guys are so mean!
金蝿だって生きてるｱﾙよ！ かわいそうと思わないｱﾙか!?
Even if it is just a blow-fly, it's a living thing! Don't you feel sorry for it?!
(神楽)あぁ よかったｱﾙ！ 大丈夫みたい！
Ah, that's a relief!
It seems to be all right.
(近藤)待て～！ 金蝿じゃないんだ それは…！
Wait! It's not a blow-fly. It's... That's actually...
This little one flew to me because he likes me.
この子 私を慕って 飛んできてくれたね！
この子こそ 定春28号を継ぐ者ね！
He must be Sadaharu No. 28's successor.
Hey, are you listening to me?!
今こそ 先代の仇を討つときｱﾙ！ いくぜ 定春29号！
This is the time to avenge your predecessor! Let's go, Sadaharu No. 29!
おい 待て！ それは 将軍の…｡
Hey, wait! That's the Shogun's-!
将軍の… 何？
Shogun's...what?
はぁ!? 将軍のﾍﾟｯﾄ!?
Huh?
The Shogun's pet?
(土方)そうだよ｡ (近藤)ｵﾚたちは 幕府の命により➡
That's right.
Under the Bakufu's order,
将軍様の愛玩ﾍﾟｯﾄ 瑠璃丸を捕獲しにきたんだ｡
we came here to capture Shogun-sama's beloved pet, Rurimaru.
どうりで… おかしいと思いましたよ｡
So that's it. I knew you were up to something.
おいおい たかが虫１匹のために こんなところまで来たの？
Hey, hey. You came all the way out here for just a bug?
大変ですね お役人様も！
What a tough assignment for a government official.
だから 言いたくなかったんだ｡
That's why I didn't want to tell him.
Well, now that they know the whole story. Let's get them to help us.
まぁまぁ 事ここまでに およんだんだ｡
ｺｲﾂらにも協力してもらおう｡
６割だ！ あ…？
It's 60%!
Huh?
今 その ﾛﾘ丸は ｵﾚたち一派の 手の内にあるんだぜ｡
Right now, Little Lolimaru is already in our hands.
瑠璃丸だ｡ こいつは 取引だ｡
It's Rurimaru.
Here's the deal. If you want Porimaru back, you have to agree to our terms.
ﾎﾟﾘ丸を返してほしいなら それ相応の➡
頼み方ってのがあんだろ？ 瑠璃丸だ！
It's Rurimaru.
ｺﾞﾘ丸を捕まえた暁には お前ら いろいろ もらえんだろ？
If you capture Gorimaru, you'll get some great reward, right?
そのうちの６割で 手を打ってやるって言ってんだ｡
So I'm saying I take 60% of it.
(近藤)瑠璃丸だ！
It's Rurimaru.
だから 言いたくなかったんだ｡ (近藤)ｵﾚも そう思う｡
That's why I didn't want to tell him.
I agree.
よし 決まりだ｡ 新八 こいつは しばらく➡
All right, it's a deal.
Shinpachi, it looks like we don't have to worry about the rent for a while.
家賃の心配しなくて よさそうだぜ｡ そうですね！
Sweet!
(２人)ﾜﾊﾊﾊ…！ (神楽)ついに見つけたﾈ！
I finally found you, Mazo-no, Sazomaru!
(神楽)ﾏｿﾞ… いや ｻｿﾞ丸！
(近藤)総悟…!?
Sogo?!
神楽… あれ？ 何やってんの!? ｲﾔな予感がするんですけど…｡
Kagura? Huh? What is she doing? I have a bad feeling...
神楽…！ (近藤)総悟 お前 何やってんだ！
Kagura!
Sogo! What are you doing?!
I'm going to avenge Sadaharu No. 28. I'm challenging you to a duel.
定春28号の仇 討たせてもらうﾈ｡ お前に決闘を申し込む｡
来ると思ってたぜ…｡
I knew you'd come. I've prepared my best bug for this occasion.
このときのために とっておきの上玉を用意した｡
望むところﾈ！ そっちこそ➡
I'm looking forward to it. I'll show you the strength of Sadaharu No. 29.
定春29号の恐ろしさ 思い知ることになるﾈ！
(神楽)いざ 尋常に勝負ｱﾙ！
Now! Let's have a fair fight!
ちょっと～！ ｶﾌﾞﾄ相撲やるつもりですよ！
Wait! They're going to have a beetle sumo match!
神楽 聞けぇ！ ｿｲﾂは 将軍のﾍﾟｯﾄだ！
Kagura, listen to me! That's the shogun's pet!
傷つけたら ｴﾗｲことになるぞ！ 切腹もんだよ 切腹もん！
If you hurt it, we'll be in big trouble! They'll make us commit seppuku! Seppuku!
ﾄｼ…！ まぁ 待て！
Toshi!
Well, just wait. If Sogo wins, we'll get Rurimaru back for free.
総悟が勝てば 労せず瑠璃丸が手に入る｡
総悟も計算ずくで 話にのってるんだろう｡
I think Sogo made a calculated decision.
手荒なﾏﾈはしねえよ｡ そこまで ﾊﾞｶなﾔﾂじゃねえ｡
He won't do anything violent. He's not that stupid.
凶悪肉食怪虫 ｶﾌﾞﾄｰﾝｷﾝｸﾞ➡
Behold the brutal and monstrous man-eating beetle king, Sadomaru No. 22
ｻﾄﾞ丸22号に勝てるかな？
(ｻﾄﾞ丸)ｶﾌﾞﾄｰﾝ！
Kabuto!
《みんな:そこまで ﾊﾞｶなんですけどぉぉ！》
He's that stupid!
(土方)おいっ ちょっと待て！
Hey! Hold on!!
Do you realize what that thing will do to Rurimaru if they fight?
お前 そんなもんで相撲とったら 瑠璃丸がどうなると思ってんだ!?
(沖田)粉々にしてやるぜ｡ そう 粉々になっちゃうから！
I'm going to crush him.
Right! It'll reduce him to pieces!
神楽ちゃん 定春29号 粉々になっちゃうよ！
Kagura-chan, Sadaharu No. 29 will be demolished into pieces!
(神楽)ｹﾝｶは ｶﾞﾀｲじゃねえ！ 度胸じゃ～！
Fighting isn't about body size! It's about guts!
度胸があるのは お前だけだから！ ﾎﾞﾝﾎﾞﾝなんだよ！
You're the only one who has guts!
It's a pampered upbringing.
ﾛﾘ丸は 将軍に甘やかされて 育てられた ただの ﾎﾞﾝﾎﾞﾝなの！
Lolimaru had a pampered upbringing and was protected by the Shogun!
瑠璃丸っつってんだろ！ 止めねば 早く ２人を止めねば！
I said it's Rurimaru!
We have to stop them! Hurry up and stop them!
ﾑﾘ！ こんな崖あがれませんよ！
It's impossible! I can't climb this cliff!
力を合わせるんだ！
We have to work together!
侍が ４人 協力すれば 越えられぬ壁などない！
There's no hardship we can't overcome if four samurai work together!
Then you'll be the base! I'll climb and do something!
よし お前が土台になれ！ ｵﾚが登って 何とかする！
ふざけるな！ お前がなれ！
No way! You be the base!
言ってる場合じゃねえだろ！ 今 為すべきことを考えやがれ！
Now isn't the time to argue!
We're wasting precious time!
大人になれ！ ｵﾚは絶対 土台なんて ｲﾔだ！
Grow up and be a good stepping-stone! There's no way I'm gonna get down on all fours for you!
お前が 大人になれ！
You grow up!
Kabuto!
ｶﾌﾞﾄｰﾝ！ (沖田)くらえ ｻﾄﾞﾋﾞｰﾑ！
Take this! Sado-beam!
Tsk. How obstinate!
ﾁｯ… しぶといﾔﾛｳでぃ｡
もう 倒しちまってもいいですか？ 答えは聞いてやせんけど…｡
Can I defeat you now? I didn't get your answer, though...
[Note: Parody of Kamen Rider Den-O phrase.]
ああっ いかん！
Ah! Oh, no!
Go!
(沖田)いけぇ ｻﾄﾞ丸 ｻﾄﾞｽﾗｯｼｭ！
Sadomaru!
Sado-slash!
(みんな)おおぉぉぉ！
ｶﾌﾞﾄ狩りじゃぁぁ！
Beetle...
...hunting!
ｻﾄﾞ丸…！
Sadomaru!
よっしゃ～！ やりやがった！
Yes!
He did it!
(沖田)旦那 何しやがんでぇ！ ｵﾚのｻﾄﾞ丸が…！
Mister! How dare you? My Sadomaru...!
銀ちゃん ひどいよ！ 真剣勝負のｼﾞｬﾏするなんて！
Gin-chan, you're so mean! You disrupted our match!
Ow!
You idiots!
ﾊﾞｯｷｬﾛ～！ ｹﾝｶってもんはなぁ➡
If you want to fight, then get into the ring yourselves and duke it out!
ﾃﾒｴら自身で土俵にあがって ﾃﾒｴの拳でやるもんです！
遊び半分で 生き物の命 もてあそぶんじゃねえよ！
You shouldn't toy with other creatures' lives!
殺すぞ このﾔﾛｳ！
I'll kill you, you bastards! Beetles, earthworms or water striders,
ｶﾌﾞﾄだって ﾐﾐｽﾞだって ｱﾒﾝﾎﾞだって みんな みんな…｡
All life is prec-
(踏みつぶす音)
みんなみんな 死んじゃったけど 友達なんだ…｡
A small life was snuffed out prematurely, but...we're all friends...
だから 連帯責任で お願いしま～す｡
So let's not forget our joint responsibility in this tragedy.
[The Metropolitan Police Department]
Yo! Thanks for your hard work in capturing that beetle.
(松平)よぉ！ 今回は ご苦労だったな！
わざわざ ｶﾌﾞﾄ虫ごときのために 迷惑かけちまってよう｡
で 見つかったのか ﾄｼ？
And did you find it, Toshi?
ああ まぁ 見つかるには 見つかったんだが…➡
Well, we did manage to find it, but...
あの… 突然変異で…｡ (松平)腹斬れ！
Um... It evolved...
Commit seppuku.
The next episode... "Dango Over Flowers." It's too simple for a title.
[A dango battle over the existence of the shop! Konpeito VS Andromeda]
[Save the old established shop! The Odd Jobs Trio goes into battle! "You'd better eat when you can!"]