これからは ｼﾆｱ向けｱﾆﾒ｡
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)お登勢さん 聞きましたか？ 先週の放送➡
また 苦情殺到だったみたいですよ｡
主人公は 私みたいな 熟女がいいんだよ｡
主人公な時点で もう終わってますよ｡
(お登勢)終わったね 『銀魂』｡ ＰＴＡ 敵に回して➡
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)わかりました いってきま～にょ｡
(お登勢)そうだよ 今は 少子高齢化時代だからね｡
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)ﾏｽｺｯﾄに ﾈｺ耳おばさんも どうぞ｡
生き続けられるほど ﾃﾚﾋﾞは甘くないんだよ｡
(お登勢)決まったね｡ 秋の改編から 新番組だよ｡
じゃあ ｷｬｻﾘﾝ ｱｲﾂらから 最後の家賃 取ってきておくれ｡
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)だいたい あんな天然ﾊﾟｰﾏや ﾒｽｶﾞｷや ﾀﾞﾒｶﾞﾈが➡
[OTOSE SNACK HOUSE]
Otose-san, did you hear?
It seems we had a lot of complaints about last week's episode.
Well, GinTama will be off the air soon.
It won't be easy keeping GinTama on the air if it makes an enemy out of the PTA.
It happened when they cast a naturally wavy-haired guy,
a beastly girl and a stupid four-eyes as the main characters.
That's right.
It's an aging society with a falling birth rate.
From now on, it'll be an anime for senior citizens.
A mature woman like me would be a great main character.
Please consider a cat-eared woman as a mascot.
It's a deal. It'll be a new show starting in the fall season.
Catherine, go collect the last rent payment from those guys.
All right. I'm going!
[Entering the mountains to look for matsutake mushrooms... Gintoki and the others feel like they're on a picnic.]
[Blame the Odd Jobs Trio... Who's this mysterious man?!]
Sakata-san, Sakata-san.
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)坂田さん 坂田さん｡
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)お登勢さんの代わりに 家賃の回収に参りました｡
I came to collect the rent for Otose-san.
開けてくださ～い｡ いるのは わかってま～す｡
Please open up. I know you're there.
Sakata-san, stupid Sakata-san.
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)坂田さん ｱﾎの坂田さん｡
Ah, that's why I told you we should've gotten an earlier start.
(新八)あ～あ だから 早く出よう って言ったのに｡
(銀時)ｼｰｯ 静かに 気配を殺せ｡
Shh, be quiet. Erase any traces of your presence.
自然と一体になるんだ｡
And become one with nature.
お前は 宇宙の一部であり 宇宙は お前の一部だ｡
You're part of the universe, and the universe is a part of you.
(神楽)宇宙は 私の一部!? すごいｱﾙ！
The universe is a part of me? That's great!
小さな悩みなんて 吹っ飛んじゃうｱﾙね！
All my worries will become insignificant!
うるせぇよ 静かにしろ！ ｱﾝﾀが いちばん うるさいよ！
You're too loud! Be quiet!
You're the loudest one here!
いいや お前のﾂｯｺﾐが いちばん うるさ～い！
No! Your punch line is the loudest!
静かになったな 帰ったか｡
It got quiet all of a sudden. Did she leave?
なんか 修学旅行みたいで ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷするね｡
I'm as excited as if we were on a school trip.
(みんな)ぎゃあ～!!
待ちなさい！
Wait.
開け 豆！
Open sesame!
♪♪～
行くぞ｡ あぁ ちょっと待って！
Let's go.
Ah, wait...
(お登勢)ｷｬｻﾘﾝは 鍵開けが 十八番なんだ｡
Catherine's specialty is "lock picking."
(お登勢)たとえ 金庫に 立てこもろうが 逃げられないよ｡
Even if you hid in a safe box, you couldn't escape her.
お… お登勢さん｡
O-Otose-san...
鍵っ子ｷｬｻﾘﾝ って呼んでね｡
Call me "Latchkey Catherine."
ｺﾗ 天然ﾊﾟｰﾏ！
Hey, mop head! Today I'm collecting my rent from you!
今日こそは たまった家賃 払ってもらうからね！
(お登勢)金がねえなら 腎臓なり ｷﾝﾀﾏなり売って➡
If you don't have any money, earn some by selling your organs or your balls!
金作らんかい このｸｿｯﾀﾚが！
You bastard!
(お登勢)あ…｡ 今だ！
Now!
お登勢さん お登勢さん！
Otose-san! Otose-san!
(お登勢)ｺﾗ！ 家賃よこせ～！
Hey, pay me the rent!
銀さん ﾎﾝﾄに 家賃払えるくらい 松茸採れるんですよね？
Gin-san, is it true we can gather enough matsutake mushrooms to pay the rent?
そうでないと 帰ってこられないｱﾙ｡
Otherwise, we won't be able to come back.
大丈夫だって ｵﾚの情報を信じろよ｡
Don't worry. Believe in what I say.
Whoa!
(３人)うわっ！
(銀時たち)ｷﾉｺ狩りじゃあ～！
Mushroom Hunting!!
["Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?"]
(摩理之介)山を行くことを 人は よく人生にたとえる｡
People often compare climbing a mountain to life.
Accomplishing something in life is like reaching the top of the mountain.
(摩理之介) 何かを成し遂げることが➡
山の てっぺんに行くのと 同じってわけだ｡
しかし 山ってのは そう簡単なもんじゃねえ｡
But mountains...
...aren't that simple.
下りつく場所を失っちゃ のたれ死んじまうしかねえ｡
If you don't have some place to come back to, you'll die in a ditch.
自分の山から下りたときに➡
Once you've come back down the mountain,
you can say you've really accomplished something.
初めて 何かを成し遂げた といえるだろう…｡
全員集合！
Everybody, come over!
小さく 前へならえ！ なおれ！
Line up!
[Note: Spoof of a Drifters comedy sketch.]
いいかぁ！ 松茸を捕獲するまで 山を下りられると思うな｡
Listen up!
Don't expect to be climbing down any mountains until we find some Matsutake mushrooms!
山から帰って ただいま と言うまでが 山登りだ｡
Mountain climbing doesn't end until you return home and say, "I'm back."
浮かれんな！ 山の罠は➡
Don't get so excited! The mountain is always playing tricks on you!
いつも どこかで お前らを狙ってる｡
山の罠って何よ？ えっ!? あれだよ あれ｡
What kind of mountain tricks?
What?! That's uh... They're similar to the tricks of summer.
だいたい 夏の罠と一緒だ｡
海で浮かれて 悪い男の人たちに ついていくのは やめよう的な｡
It's like: Don't follow suspicious strangers when having fun at the beach.
夏休み前のﾎｰﾑﾙｰﾑ的な…｡ 銀さんが いちばん浮かれてます｡
Or like the warnings you hear in homeroom right before summer vacation...
You're the one who's the most excited, Gin-san.
(摩理之介)ｱﾝﾀ方 この山は危ねえ すぐに下りなせぇ｡
You guys...this mountain is dangerous. Climb back down as soon as possible.
《摩理之介:まったく… 秋は 自然の怖さも辛さも➡
Really... In autumn, there're so many people who don't understand the harsh dangers of nature.
知らない輩が 多くなる｡
まぁ ｵﾚも 何もわからず ここまで来ちまったが➡
Well, but I...
...came here without knowing anything, either. I never thought I...
まさか このｵﾚが…》
ｱﾝﾀ 何やってんだ！ ん？ いやぁ あれなんですよ｡
Hey, you! What the hell are you doing?!
Well, you know... I drank too much yesterday, so I thought I might return to the natural world.
昨日 飲みすぎちゃって 自然に かえそうかなって｡
下半身 出して 自分も 自然に かえろうかなって｡
And I exposed the lower half of my body so I can feel at one with nature.
お前が 土にかえれ！
You should return to the soil!
ｲﾀｯ！ ｲﾀﾀﾀ…！ あっ すみません なんか すみません｡
Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, somehow!
なんかじゃねえよ！ ちゃんと すみませんでしょ｡
What do you mean "somehow"? You should feel completely sorry!
あぁ～！ 銀ちゃ～ん！
Gin-chan!
Huh?
あ？
(神楽)これ 松茸ｱﾙか？
Is this a matsutake mushroom?
No, no. That's the kiddy size.
違う 違う それは 子供ｻｲｽﾞ｡
大人は もっと立派な感じだぞ｡
The adult version looks much bigger.
Like about 30cm?
30cmくらいｱﾙか？ う～ん…｡
そのくらい って 言いたいけどな➡
Well... I want to say that. But it makes me feel like I'm showing off...
なんか 見栄っ張りな気がして ちょっとな… あ？
Huh?
あれ？ ｲﾃﾃﾃﾃ…!!
Ow, ow, ow!
ﾊｧ… ﾊｧ…｡
だからさ この山から下りねえと➡
You guys will be in danger if you don't climb down the mountain like I said.
ひでぇ目にあうってば｡
ひどい目 って言われてもねぇ｡
In danger...
It doesn't sound too convincing when you were the one that got stuck on my hook.
その格好で言われても 説得力ないですね｡
とにかく悪いことは言わねえ 一刻も早く 家に帰るこった｡
Anyway, believe me. You should go home as soon as possible.
誰よ ｱｲﾂ｡
Who's that guy?
何かを 警告してるんでしょうか？
Was he trying to warn us about something?
I don't know...
知らねえな あんなの気にしてねえで➡
Forget about that guy, and let's go find some matsutake mushrooms!
さっさと 松茸狩っちまうぞ｡ (２人)お～！
Oi!
いやいやいやいや これは ﾑﾘですよ｡
No, no, no, no! Just look at it! It's obviously poisonous!
どうみても 毒ｷﾉｺですもん｡
何度も同じこと言わせるな｡
Don't make me repeat myself.
ｸﾞﾛいものほど 食ったら うめえんだよ｡
The uglier something looks, the better it tastes.
塩辛しかり ｶﾆ味噌しかり｡
Like salted fish guts and crab guts.
But that weird color is a warning.
この奇怪な色は 警戒色ですよ！
It's like, "I'm poisonous, so don't even get close to me."
ｵﾚは 毒を持ってるぜ どいつも ｺｲﾂも近寄るなっていう｡
Come on, it's always the edgiest, scariest guys who turn out to be the biggest teddy bears.
そういう尖った ﾛﾝﾘｰｳﾙﾌに限って➡
根は 優しかったりするんだよ｡ お前 あれだろ？
You saw that scene where the juvenile delinquent picks up an abandoned kitten
一匹狼の不良が 雨の中 捨て猫を 学ﾗﾝの懐に入れるの➡
and protects it in his school uniform in the rain, right?
見たことあるだろ？ この国の風物詩だから あれ｡
It's kind of a tradition in this country.
んなもん 見たことないですよ｡
I've never seen anything like that.
春は 始業式の日の朝➡
In spring, he bumps into a girl on the street corner
道の角で ﾊﾟﾝをくわえた女の子と ぶつかり➡
who has bread in her mouth on the morning of the school's opening ceremony...
梅雨は 不良が猫を懐に入れ➡
In rainy season, a juvenile delinquent puts an abandoned kitten in his school uniform...
秋は 文化祭で告白ﾀｲﾑ｡
And in fall, it's time for love confessions at the annual school festival.
それが 先人たちの作った 風習ってもんだろ？
Those are the traditions created by our ancestors.
どんな春夏秋冬だよ？
What kind of four seasons are you talking about?!
どうだ？ 定春｡
Am I right, Sadaharu?
くぅ～ いい香りだ これは 松茸に勝る極上品だぜ｡
Oh, that smells good!
This is an excellent quality mushroom, even better than matsutake mushrooms.
さすが 銀さんだ！ 何 勝手に ｱﾌﾚｺしてるの!?
You're amazing, Gin-san.
Why are you doing your own dubbing? He obviously rejected it.
明らかに拒絶してるでしょ!?
Shut up, four-eyes! Don't talk back to Gin-san.
ﾒｶﾞﾈ うるせぇよ 銀さんに逆らうな！
After all, you've only eaten shiitake mushrooms, huh?
[Note: A shiitake mushroom is an ordinary mushroom, less expensive than a matsutake mushroom.]
どうせ しいたけしか 食ったことねえんだろ？
ｱﾝﾀも どうせ なめこ汁が限界だろ？ 貧乏侍よ｡
How about you? You can only afford to eat nameko soup, right?
[Note: Nameko is a small, amber-brown mushroom. It's even less expensive than shiitake mushrooms.]
You dirt-poor samurai!
(神楽)銀ちゃん 新八 見て見て！
Gin-chan! Shinpachi! Look! Look!
これ すごいの見つけたよ！
Here, I found a big one, uh-huh.
これも食べられるｱﾙか？
Can we eat this, too?
ど… どっから拾ってきたんだ そんなもんっ こっちくるな！
Wh-Where did you pick up something like that?! Don't get so close!
そのまま 故郷に帰れ！ そのまま 所帯を持て!!
Go back to where you came from and take it with you!
And marry it so it won't come back!
そのまま 幸せになれ～！
Oh, my! You two are really excited. Don't worry we'll split it equally.
(神楽)あらら ２人とも はしゃいじゃって｡
大丈夫ですよ みんなで 平等に分けましょう｡
いらねえよ そんなの！ っていうか 何それ 死んでるの？
I don't want any part of that!
What is it, anyway? Is it dead?
わかんないｱﾙ｡ ぐわぁ!!
I don't know.
Well, it was just lying over there.
なんか 向こうに落ちてたｱﾙ｡
I told you to stop picking up everything.
お前 何でも拾ってくるの やめろって言ったろ｡
This is a bear, right? It has a mushroom growing on its head.
これ 熊ですよね？ 頭に ｷﾉｺ生えてますよ｡
あれだろ あんまり頭 使わなかったから…｡
That's because it didn't use its brain much.
３丁目の岸辺さんっているじゃん あそこのじいさんにも 生えてた｡
You know Kishibe-san, who lives on 3rd Street?
That old man had one on his head, too.
ﾏｼﾞあるか？ 気をつけよ！
Is that right? I'd better be careful.
このｷｽﾞ… 猟師に やられたようじゃなさそうですね｡
These wounds...don't look like they were inflicted by a hunter...
やっぱり さっきの人が 言ってたとおり➡
Like that man suggested, maybe we should climb down the mountain.
山を下りたほうが いいんじゃないですか？
ﾊﾞｶ野郎 怖気づいてんじゃねえぞ！
Idiot! Don't lose your nerve!
まだ 松茸の１本も 手に入れてねえんだぞ？
We haven't even found a single matsutake mushroom.
虎穴に入らずんば 虎児を得ずだ｡
You know, "Unless you enter the tiger's den, you cannot steal her cubs."
熊が怖くて ｷﾉｺ狩りが できるか ｺﾝﾁｸｼｮｳ！
How can we pick mushrooms if we're afraid of bears, damn it?!
女房が怖くて 浮気ができるか ｺﾝﾁｸｼｮｳ！
How can you have an affair if you're scared of your wife, damn it?!
♪♪(２人)｢松茸 ﾗﾗﾗ 松茸｣
Matsutake, la la la...
Gin-san... Look up! Up there!
Matsutake...
銀さん 上… 上！
(正宗)ｸﾜｧｰ!!
いかん いかんよ！ 死んだふりは いかんよ！
No! No way! Playing dead doesn't work!
迷信だから！ 迷信だから それ!!
It's just an old wives' tale. Superstition!
銀ちゃん 迷信だって｡
Gin-chan, he's saying it's a superstition.
Ah, that's not fair! You are playing dead without me.
あ ずるいよっ 自分だけ 本格的に死んだふりして！
熊さ～ん この人生きてますよ～！
Mr. Bear, this guy is still alive!
あたっ ほら 生きてた｡
See, he's still alive!
Don't talk so loud!
ｶﾞﾀｶﾞﾀ騒ぐな！ 心頭滅却して➡
If you focus on pretending to be dead, it'll work, even on a bear.
死んだふりすれば 熊にも必ず通ずる｡
Okay. G'night, Gin-chan.
うん おやすみ 銀ちゃん｡
(正宗のうなり声)
ｸﾞｵｰ!!
(２人)うわぁ！
銀さん 神楽ちゃん!! (摩理之介)おいおい➡
Gin-san! Kagura-chan!
Hey, hey, playing dead nowadays... You guys are really old-fashioned.
今どき 死んだふりなんて ﾚﾄﾛな ﾔﾂらだね｡
ｸﾞｵｰ！ 待て待て待て～！
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
(２人)ﾀﾝﾏ ﾀﾝﾏ！
Time out, time out!
♪♪～
Ah...
おい こっちだ！
Yo! Over here!
♪♪～
(摩理之介)あの熊は 正宗といってな➡
That bear is Masamune.
いわば この山のﾇｼよ｡
In other words, he's in charge of this mountain.
ｱﾝﾀ いったい…!?
I wonder who you are...
♪♪～
ｵﾚの名は 摩理之介｡ ﾔﾂを追う者だ｡
The name's Marinosuke. I'm hunting him.
あ？ ｷﾉｺ狩り？
Ah? Mushroom hunting?
今 この山が どんだけ危険か 知らんのか？
Don't you know how dangerous this mountain is?
You're only saying that because you want the matsutake mushrooms all to yourself!
そんなこと言って 松茸 独り占めする気ｱﾙな？
神楽ちゃん 助けてもらった人に なんて暴言!?
Kagura-chan, how can you say something like that to someone who rescued us?!
摩理之介さん こっち来て どうぞ食べてください｡
Marinosuke-san, please come over and have some food.
That huge bear you said was in charge of the mountain... Did something happen to it?
山のﾇｼだっていう あの巨大な熊…｡
ありゃ いったい どうかしちまったのか？
お前らも 見たろ｡
As you saw...
正宗の頭に生えた 奇妙なｷﾉｺ｡
There's a strange mushroom on Masamune's head.
(摩理之介)どこの星からきた 亜種か知らんが➡
I don't know which planet it came from,
but anyone infected by that parasitic mushroom becomes its living food source.
あのｷﾉｺの寄生されたﾔﾂは 皆➡
ｷﾉｺを育てるための 生きた肥料になる｡
自我を失い 栄養をｷﾉｺに送るためだけに➡
You lose control of yourself
狩猟を続ける ﾊﾞｹﾓﾉになっちまう｡
and turn into a ravenous monster that lives to fulfill the appetite of that mushroom.
The dead bear you saw was probably killed by Masamune.
おそらく さっきのｸﾏも 正宗にやられたんだろう｡
It even kills fellow bears...
仲間のｸﾏさえ 殺しちまうってのか…｡
(摩理之介)下の里じゃ 畑は荒らされるわ➡
I heard it ravaged the crops and ate people in the village at the foot of the mountain.
人は襲われるわで 壊滅的な被害を受けてるそうだ｡
The damage was devastating.
そこで ｵﾚの出番ってわけだ｡
So, that's why I'm here.
ｵﾚは ｺｲﾂの名手でな 大ｸﾞﾏごときに ひけはとらねえ｡
I'm really good at this and the only one who can handle that huge bear.
報酬目当てか？ いくらもらえんだ？
Are you doing it for a reward? How much would you get if you beat him?
ｱｲﾂを倒すと…｡ そんなんじゃねえさ…｡
It's not like that.
まぁ ﾔﾂとは少し… いろいろあってな｡
Let's just say...he and I go way back.
If there's such a monster here, it's a lousy time to be matsutake mushroom hunting.
あんな ﾊﾞｹﾓﾝがいるんじゃ➡
松茸なんて 言ってる場合じゃねえな｡
しかたねえ ｵﾚたちは 山 下りるとするか｡
We have no other choice but to climb down the mountain!
But Gin-san! There's a mushroom growing on your head!
って 銀さん！ 頭から ｷﾉｺ生えてますよぉ！
Huh?
え？
Whoa!
あれ～っ!? ﾌﾟﾌｯ！ 頭 ちゃんと使って➡
It's because you're not using your head enough every day.
生活してないからｱﾙよ｡
Hey, you've got one, too!
いや お前も生えてるぞ！ って あれ？ ﾎﾞｸも～っ!?
And, what?! Me, too?!
I told you. You've all been infected by the parasite.
言わんこっちゃねえ｡ ﾔﾂに寄生されたな｡
素人が山をなめるから そんなことになるんだ｡
This is what happens when amateurs go where they don't belong.
(銀時たち)お前もな！
So do you!
What?! Why?! Hey, you guys, what did you put in this soup?!
あれ!? なんでぇ!? ちょ…！ お前ら この鍋に何を入れた!?
失礼ｱﾙ！ 私の鍋に ｹﾁつけるｱﾙか!?
That's impolite! You criticizing my cooking?!
ｸﾏの頭に生えたｷﾉｺなんて そうそう 食えないｱﾙ！
You don't have many opportunities to eat a mushroom growing on a bear's head, uh-huh!
お前 何してくれてんだ！ 死体に 生えたｷﾉｺを入れるﾔﾂがあるか！
Why did you do that?!
How could you put a mushroom growing out of a corpse into the pot!
あぁ～っ！ 最悪だ！ ﾎﾞｸら どうなるんだ～!?
This is terrible! What's gonna happen to us?!
このままじゃ ﾔﾂらの仲間入りだ｡
If we don't do something, we'll end up like that bear.
そうだよ｡ このままじゃ ﾏﾘｵの世界に仲間入りだよ｡
Right. If we don't do something, we'll end up in Mario's World.
No, that's not right.
(摩理之介)いや 違うから それ…｡ うまくいけば➡
If everything goes well, we'll be in the next Mario series.
次の ﾏﾘｵｼﾘｰｽﾞ出られるね！ 出られるか～っ！
No, we won't!
Mamma Mia!
だが 慌てるな｡ 初期段階なら 里に下りて 治療すれば間に合う｡
But there's no need to panic.
If you get treated in the village during the early stages, you'll be okay.
それまで 頭のｷﾉｺには 決して触れるな｡
Until then, don't touch the mushroom on your head.
人の話を聞け～っ！
Listen to what I say!
うわ～っ！ なんか 増殖しちゃったよ！
Whoa! It multiplied!
Hey, why are you smiling? It's not like you're better because you have more.
おい！ なに 嬉しそうな顔してんだ｡
いっぱいあっても 別に偉くねえんだよ｡
Marinosuke-san, what should we do?
摩理之介さん！ どうすればいいんですか!?
Can do you something about it?! You can do something about it, right?!
なんとかしてくださいよ！ ｱﾝﾀなら なんとかできるでしょ！
人を ｷﾉｺ博士みたいに言うな！
Don't talk to me like I'm Professor Mushroom or something!
ｸﾞｵｫｰｯ！
No way! This is terrible! Why does he have to show up now?!
ｳｿ！ 最悪だ！ なんで よりによって こんなときに！
最後のﾒｼかもしれん｡ 食っとけ！ お腹いっぱい食べれば 本望よ｡
This may be our last meal. We might as well eat.
That's my ambition, to die with a full stomach.
って お前らは 何やってんだ！ こんなときに！
Why are you eating at a time like this?!
ｸﾞｵｫｰｯ！ (銀時たち)うわ～っ！
これだから 素人は手がかかる｡
This is why amateurs keep my hands full.
Marinosuke-san!
摩理之介さん！
ｸﾞｩｩ…｡
(摩理之介)ここは ｵﾚ一人でいい｡ お前らは 里へ下りろ｡
I can take care of this myself. You guys head down to the village.
男のｹﾝｶは 神聖なもんだ｡ ｼﾞｬﾏはいらねえ｡
This fight is just between us. I don't need any help.
なぁ 正宗｡ ｸﾞﾙﾙﾙ…！
Right, Masamune?
(摩理之介)行け！ 早くしろ！
Go now! Hurry up!
B-But...Gin-san.
でも… 銀さん！ あぁ～っ！ なんか 増えてる！
Whoa! They're multiplying somehow!
It's like "infinite 1-UP" I feel like, even if I die, I can be revived!
無限ｱｯﾌﾟね これ｡ 死んでもまた 生き返る気がするね！
I hope you die then!
っていうか 本当に死んでしまえ！
Hey, four-eyes! Quickly get those fools outta here! Or it'll be too late.
おい ﾒｶﾞﾈ！ その ﾊﾞｶどもを 急いで連れていけ！
手遅れになるぞ！
All right.
は… はい！ 摩理之介さん 死なないでくださいよ！
Marinosuke-san! You better not die!
さぁな…｡
Who knows...
待たせたな 正宗｡
Sorry for making you wait, Masamune.
Either I pull this trigger or you'll take off my head...
ｵﾚが この引き金を引けるか… お前が ｵﾚの首を取るか…｡
Fight me!
勝負だ！ ｸﾞﾙﾙﾙ…！
♪♪～
ｸﾞｵｫｰｯ！
♪♪～
《ここだ！》
Now!
♪♪～
Damn it...
しまった…！
Hey, hey, hey, where are you taking me?
おいおいおい… どこ 連れてくつもりだ？
Let me go. I gotta settle this with him once and for all.
離してくれ！ ｵﾚは ﾔﾂと 決着つけなきゃなんねえんだよ！
What are you thinking?! Do you want to die?!
何考えてんだ！ 死にてぇのか!? ｱﾝﾀ！
Shut up! Leave me alone! This has nothing to do with you guys.
うるせぇよ！ ほっといてくれ！ ｵﾒｴらには関係ねえ！
来たｱﾙ！ 銀さん あそこに！
He's coming!
Gin-san! Over there!
(みんな)ふぅ…｡
(正宗)ｸﾞﾙﾙﾙ…！
どういうことだ｡ 山を下りたんじゃなかったのか？
What's going on? I thought you guys went down the mountain!
We can climb down the mountain anytime.
山を下りるなんざ いつでもできる｡
But we just couldn't leave a guy who can't even climb down his own mountain.
だが 自分の山を登ったまま 下りることができねえﾔﾂを➡
目の前にして 放っておく気にゃ なれなかっただけよ｡
ｵﾚが… 自分の山を登ったまま 下りられないだと？
You're saying... I climbed up my mountain, but can't climb down?
ﾌｯ… そうかもしれねえ｡
That might be true.
(摩理之介)たしかに ｵﾚは 勝手に 山を登っちまった｡
It's true that I climbed this mountain by myself...
And it was different from any mountain I've climbed before...
しかもそれは それまで 登ってきた山とは 別の山だった｡
昔な… あるところに 狩人の村があった｡
A long time ago there was a village of hunters.
(摩理之介)彼らは 自然を殺して生きる｡
They lived in harmony with nature.
Thus, they had a great respect for nature over all other things.
それゆえ 誰よりも何よりも 自然を重んじた｡
村には おきてがあった｡
The village had rules.
神聖な狩り以外では 一切の生殺与奪に関わらない｡
Other than the scared hunt, interfering with the natural cycle of life and death was forbidden.
And you couldn't kill or come to anything's rescue.
殺しも生かしも しちゃならねえ｡
だが ある男が 情に流され おきてを破る｡
But there was a man who was swayed by his emotions and broke that rule.
男は幸せだった｡
The man felt happy.
奪うことしか してこなかった 血塗られた おのれの手で➡
He'd never known anything but "Sacred killing"...
But now he'd saved a life, no matter how small...
小さくはあるが ひとつの命を 確かに支えていることが…｡
そして 男は気づく｡
And the man realized
おのれもまた その小さな命に 支えられていることに…｡
that he was being supported by that small life...
But the pact-keepers showed no mercy and ripped that small life away from him.
しかし おきては 容赦なく 男から支えを奪う｡
男は 怒りと悲しみに 打ちひしがれるが➡
The man was overwhelmed by rage and grief, but couldn't do anything.
何もできなかった｡
男は あのときから 銃を 何かに向けることが➡
From that day on, he was unable to raise his gun at anything ever again.
できなくなっていたのさ｡
And one day, the man heard a rumor about a huge one-eyed bear laying waste to a village.
その後 男は 人づてに ｳﾜｻを耳にする｡
片目の大ｸﾞﾏが 里を荒らしていると…｡
うわ～っ!!
こりゃ 長くもちそうにねえな｡ ここも ｵﾚたちも…｡
It doesn't look like it'll last long...
Both this tree and us.
He's taking his revenge against humans.
(摩理之介)ｱｲﾂは 人間に復讐しようとしている｡
For the way they'd torn his parents from him and then mercilessly discarded him.
無慈悲に 親を奪われ 身勝手に 人間に捨てられ…｡
ﾔﾂを あんなﾊﾞｹﾓﾉにしちまったのは まぎれもねえ このｵﾚだ｡
The foolish man who turned him into such a monster was me.
So the least I can do is try to kill him, or die by his hand... That's all I can do.
せめて ｵﾚが ｱｲﾂをしとめるか ﾔﾂの手にかかって死ぬか➡
それくらいのことしか ｵﾚには してやれねえ｡
But no matter how many times I tried, I couldn't pull the trigger.
だが 何度 試しても ｱｲﾂを前に 引き金が引けねえ｡
自分で正しいと思って 登った山だったが➡
I believed that it was the right thing to climb this mountain, but I don't know how to climb down.
ｵﾚには 下り方が てんで わからねえんだよ｡
And so I might as well...
それなら いっそ 山のてっぺんで のたれ死ぬのも➡
It wouldn't be so bad if I died in a ditch atop the mountain.
いいかもしれねえな｡ そうかねぇ…｡
You've got it wrong.
誰も登った山から 自分が どこへ下りればいいか なんざ➡
Nobody knows where to go back down after they've climbed up the mountain. However...
わかっちゃねえんだ｡
だけどな… 下りてこなきゃ 次に 登る山があることも わからねえ｡
...if you don't climb down, you won't know if you can ever climb another mountain.
のたれ死ぬなら そのあとでも かまわねえんじゃねえの？
If you want to die in a ditch, you can do it after you climb down this mountain, okay?
ｱﾝﾀ…｡
You...
(正宗)ｸﾞｵｰｯ！ うわ～っ！ もう ﾀﾞﾒだ!!
Whoa! It's the end!
Move!
どけ～っ!!
(摩理之介)やっぱ きかねえか｡
No effect at all, eh?
そのｷﾉｺごと ﾄﾞﾀﾏ 吹き飛ばすしか➡
I guess the only way to save you is to blow that mushroom off your head.
お前を 救う道はなさそうだな 正宗！
Masamune!
《やったか？》
Did I end it...?
うわ～っ!!
♪♪～
(摩理之介)お前ら…！
You guys...
摩理之介さん!!
Marinosuke-san!
♪♪～
《正宗…》
Masamune...
Forgive me...
《摩理之介:すまねえ…》
(銃声)
《摩理之介:あばよ 正宗》
Goodbye, Masamune.
(摩理之介)なんだか いろいろ 迷惑かけちまったな｡
It looks like I've caused you nothing but trouble.
What are you guys going to do now?
これから お前らは どうするんだい？
Well, we're tired of mushroom hunting.
もう ｷﾉｺ狩りはうんざりだからな｡ 次は ぶどう狩りｱﾙよ！
We'll go grape picking next!
ﾌﾌｯ… こりねえﾔﾂらだ｡
You guys will never learn.
...So, what are you going to do?
で… ｱﾝﾀは どうすんだい？
Finally, I climbed down my mountain.
(摩理之介)せっかく 山を下りたんだ｡
I'll look for my next mountain and live freely.
次の山を探して 自由に行くさ｡ ｱｲﾂの分までな…｡
I'll live for him, too.
[Preview]
Wow, "Kochikame" has been running for 31 years already.
[Note: Kochikame (Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kōen-mae Hashutsujo) is the longest-running manga series in history.]
I hope GinTama lasts that long and becomes a national manga and they build a statue of me.
The next episode… "The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts."
Well, next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
Oops! It looks like I've arrived at the wrong time.
Sensei, please stop acting so blatant in trying to fill time.
I already told you this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop.
Don't try to laugh it off!
It's smoking because I’m licking it so fast.
Finally… Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
[Whether people watch "King Kong Hills." Or whether those who don't will keep watching this channel.]
はい 次は ｷﾝｸﾞｺﾝｸﾞのお二人 よろしく！
あれれ？ なんか 先生 出てくる時間➡
間違っちゃったみたいだね｡ 先生！
見え見えの時間稼ぎは やめてください！
だから これは ﾀﾊﾞｺじゃなくて ﾚﾛﾚﾛｷｬﾝﾃﾞｨｰだって言ってんだろ｡
ごまかしてんじゃねえよ！
すご～く ﾚﾛﾚﾛしてるから 煙 出てるんだってば｡
というわけで 今度こそ ｷﾝｸﾞｺﾝｸﾞのお二人 しくよろ！