[Script Info] ; Script generated by pysubs2 ; https://pypi.python.org/pypi/pysubs2 PlayResX: 640 PlayResY: 480 ScriptType: v4.00+ Video Aspect Ratio: 0 Video Zoom: 6 Video Position: 0 ScriptInfo: v4.00+ [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Main01,Arial,25.0,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FF00FF,&H00000000,&H7F404040,-1,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,2,10,10,30,0 Style: On Screen,Arial,24.0,&H00F972FB,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,-1,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,5,30,30,15,0 Style: Main02,Arial,25.0,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FF00FF,&H00000000,&H7F404040,-1,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,2,25,25,30,0 Style: On Screen red,Arial,25.0,&H00FFE9ED,&H000000FF,&H001F3299,&H00000000,-1,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,5,1,1,15,0 Style: Main03,Arial,25.0,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FF00FF,&H00000000,&H7F404040,-1,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,2,0,0,30,0 Style: Default-ja,Arial,46,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FF00FF,&H00000000,&H7F404040,0,0,0,0,100.0,100.0,0.0,0.0,1,2.0,1.0,8,10,10,30,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.07,0:01:33.10,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Shinpachi's Kodokan team and the Yagyu clan battle it out to bring back Otae.] Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.10,0:01:38.08,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Minamito, who asked for a second chance, was ruthlessly eliminated by Tojo.] Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.23,0:01:42.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)あなたのような者が\Nいたところで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.52,0:01:44.82,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Having someone like you around would only disgrace the name of the dojo. Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.05,0:01:44.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,柳生流の看板に 傷が つくだけ。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.90,0:01:48.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,若の御名を 汚す者は\N誰だろうと➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:48.39,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,I, Ayumu Tojo, head of the Four Yagyu Aces will not forgive anyone Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.25,0:01:50.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この 柳生四天王筆頭➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.39,0:01:52.32,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,who tarnishes our Young Lord's name. Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.20,0:01:52.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,東城 歩が 許しません。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.54,0:01:55.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)待て 東城。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.14,0:01:54.53,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,Wait, Tojo. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.19,0:01:56.66,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,I'm going, too. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.21,0:01:57.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)ボクも 行くぞ。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.66,0:02:01.07,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,I thought they were just a bunch of hooligans, Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.23,0:02:00.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,急繕いで かき集めた ただの\Nゴロツキの集まりだと思っていたが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.88,0:02:04.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なかなかの\N手だれた連中のようではないか。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.07,0:02:03.67,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,but it seems they're actually quite skilled. Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.16,0:02:05.70,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,This is getting interesting. Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.27,0:02:06.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,興味が わいてきた。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.88,0:02:07.54,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,There's no need for you to go, Young Lord. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.22,0:02:08.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)若が 出向かずとも\N私 1人で➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.54,0:02:10.70,Main01,,0,0,0,,I will defeat all five of them myself. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.57,0:02:10.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,敵5人\Nすべて 討ち取ってみせます。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.70,0:02:13.21,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,Never mind. I said I'm going. Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.72,0:02:13.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ボクが 行きたいと言っている。\Nかまうな! Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.21,0:02:17.15,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,But if you get injured, I will have to commit harakiri. Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.21,0:02:17.15,On Screen,TOJO,0,0,0,,[Note: Harakiri is ritual suicide by disembowelment.] Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.24,0:02:17.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)しかし 若に ケガをさせたら\N私は 腹を切らねばなりませぬ! Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.21,0:02:19.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)ほぅ~。\Nお前は ボクが あのような連中に➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.08,0:02:21.83,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,So you think they're better than I am? Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.90,0:02:23.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,遅れをとると 思っているのだな。\N(東城)めっそうも ございませぬ! Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.83,0:02:24.59,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Absolutely not. You are invincible, Young Lord. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.57,0:02:25.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)若は 無敵です。\N柳生家のホープですぞ。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:25.96,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,You are the hope of the Yagyu clan. Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.91,0:02:28.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)わかりました。 ならば…➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.96,0:02:28.19,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,All right, then... Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.50,0:02:31.90,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Just put these on and go... It looks like rain... Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.57,0:02:32.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これに 着替えてまいりましょう。\N雨が 降りそうなので…。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.71,0:02:38.70,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,["Four Heads are Better than One"] Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.17,0:02:42.44,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,Cut it out! Can you please stop smothering me? Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:42.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)いいかげんにしろ。\Nまだ 治らんのか? その心配性! Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.41,0:02:45.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 私は\N若が 幼少の みぎりより➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.44,0:02:45.43,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Ever since you were a baby, Young Lord, Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.41,0:02:47.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,護衛と お世話を\N仰せつかってまいりました。 Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.43,0:02:47.88,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,it's been my duty to protect and care for you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.88,0:02:50.91,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,You are so very dear to me! Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.89,0:02:50.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,失礼ですが\Nかわいくて しゃあないんです! Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.90,0:02:53.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんとかしてくだされ この気持! Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.91,0:02:53.02,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Please try to understand how I feel! Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.40,0:02:58.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,若~! 危な~い!! Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.45,0:02:57.69,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Young Lord! Look out! Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.91,0:03:01.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この 腐れガラスが~!! Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.25,0:03:01.49,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Damn crow! Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.49,0:03:03.39,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,How dare you poop on my Young Lord! Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.54,0:03:03.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)若に なんという無礼を! Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.39,0:03:05.78,Main01,,0,0,0,,I'll skewer and roast you like chicken! Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.56,0:03:06.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)焼き鳥に してくれるわ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.22,0:03:12.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)そうか…\N総悟が やられたか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.30,0:03:12.87,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,I see...so they got Sogo. Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.74,0:03:15.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,フフ… いい気味だ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.83,0:03:15.48,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Serves him right. Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.89,0:03:18.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(新八)土方さん\Nそれ タバコじゃないです。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.15,0:03:18.50,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san, that's not a cigarette. Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.41,0:03:20.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どっから 拾ってきたんですか? Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.50,0:03:20.10,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Where'd you get that? Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.74,0:03:23.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと しっかりしてください。\N大丈夫ですか!? Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.91,0:03:23.30,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Come on. Pull yourself together. Are you all right? Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.25,0:03:25.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すごい出血じゃないですか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.30,0:03:25.12,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,You're bleeding a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.12,0:03:28.09,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Seems we both underestimated each other... Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.25,0:03:27.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっちも こっちを\N見くびっていたようだが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.88,0:03:31.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうやら こっちも 考えが…。\N土方さん… 燃えてます。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.09,0:03:30.74,Main01,,0,0,0,,I assumed it'd be easier. Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.33,0:03:31.43,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san, it's burning. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.43,0:03:34.69,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,I thought they only knew dojo swordplay, but I was totally wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.59,0:03:34.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただの 道場剣法だと思ってたが\Nとんでもねえ。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.69,0:03:39.34,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,If their flunkies can fight like that, I worry about what's waiting for us. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.74,0:03:37.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,三下でも あのレベルとはな…。\N土方さん…。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.62,0:03:38.86,Main01,,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san, that's very pretty. Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.24,0:03:39.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,先が 思いやられるぜ…。\Nきれいです。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.23,0:03:42.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だいたい テメエんとこの大将は\Nどこ ほっつき歩いてんだ? Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.34,0:03:43.07,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Where the hell is your leader, anyway? Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.72,0:03:45.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっ? さぁ…。\Nもう とっくに➡ Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.07,0:03:44.21,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Beats me. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.21,0:03:46.67,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Probably got taken out a long time ago. Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.05,0:03:47.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やられちまってんじゃ\Nねえだろうな? Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.67,0:03:50.90,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Kondo-san hasn't come back from the bathroom either. Is he okay? Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.09,0:03:49.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,近藤さんも ようを足しに\N行ったきりなんですけど➡ Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.41,0:03:51.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大丈夫なんですかね~? Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.89,0:03:54.38,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Are you sure you're okay, Hijikata-san? Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.89,0:03:54.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ホントに 大丈夫なんですか?\N土方さん それ!? Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.41,0:03:56.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,シッ! Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.40,0:03:58.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,柳生…!? Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.53,0:03:57.65,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Yagyu...! Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.19,0:04:00.40,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,The big boys are finally making their move. Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.40,0:04:00.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)いよいよ\N本陣が 動き出したようだ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.40,0:04:02.91,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hey! They're headed straight this way. Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.75,0:04:02.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと…\Nまっすぐ こっちに来ますよ! Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.75,0:04:06.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どういうこった!?\Nなんで オレたちの居場所が…! Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.91,0:04:06.23,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,What's going on? How did they spot us? Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.23,0:04:08.59,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Look at what you've got in your mouth! Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.41,0:04:08.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オメエが その口に\Nくわえてるものを見ろ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.75,0:04:10.42,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,This is bad. Let's retreat for now. Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.76,0:04:12.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まずい! いったん退くぞ!\Nあぁっ… はい! Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.11,0:04:12.33,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Right! Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.41,0:04:14.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,近藤さん 早く! Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.25,0:04:14.67,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Kondo-san, hurry up! Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.67,0:04:17.40,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Come on out. We've got to run! The enemy is... Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.75,0:04:17.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,出てきてください 逃げますよ!\N敵が…!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.57,0:04:19.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,近藤さん…? Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.38,0:04:19.64,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Kondo-san? Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.31,0:04:24.11,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,There's no answer? Did he leave? Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.57,0:04:24.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ? 返事がない。\N行っちゃったかな? Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.24,0:04:28.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:か… か… 紙が~!!》 Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.72,0:04:26.61,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Pa-Pa...! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.61,0:04:28.74,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,The paper! Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.41,0:04:31.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,土方さん!\N近藤さん もう いないみたいです。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.74,0:04:31.42,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san! Looks like Kondo-san's not here anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.40,0:04:33.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)しかたねえ。 行くぞ!!\Nは… はい! Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.42,0:04:32.82,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,We have no choice. Let's go! Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.82,0:04:33.82,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.75,0:04:36.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょ… 待て~! トシ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.82,0:04:36.07,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,W-Wait! Toshi! Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.55,0:04:40.06,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,The paper's forsaken me! I'm still in here! Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.55,0:04:40.06,On Screen,KONDO,0,0,0,,[Note: Pronunciation for "paper" is the same as "god."] Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.60,0:04:40.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙が… 紙が オレを 見放した~!\Nオレは まだ ここにいるぞ~! Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.06,0:04:43.64,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,There's no toilet paper. I haven't wiped my butt yet! Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.22,0:04:44.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)紙が ねえんだって!\Nまだ ケツ 拭いてねえんだって~!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.24,0:04:46.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)えっ? ウソ? マジで? Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.09,0:04:48.09,Main01,,0,0,0,,This can't be! Did you really?! Did they really leave? Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.26,0:04:50.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)マジで 行っちゃった!?\N新八君! トシ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.09,0:04:49.80,Main01,,0,0,0,,Shinpachi-kun! Toshi! Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.53,0:04:57.60,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,This sucks! I'm stranded in enemy territory with crap on my butt! Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.67,0:04:55.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《最悪だ~! Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.55,0:04:57.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,敵地の真ん中で\Nケツまる出しで 放置!? Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.57,0:05:02.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これって 何!? 例えるなら\Nホワイトベースに ケツ撃たれまくる ガルマ!? Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.60,0:05:01.64,On Screen,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,[Note: Spoof of Mobile Suit Gundam 0079.] Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.60,0:05:01.64,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,This is like when Garma got his ass shot by White Base. Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.06,0:05:04.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうするんだ オイ!\Nどうすればいいんだ これ!? Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.18,0:05:03.32,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,What am I supposed to do?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.32,0:05:05.15,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,If I don't quickly do something, the enemy will find me! Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.38,0:05:06.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,早くしないと 敵が!\N何か 拭くもの~!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.15,0:05:06.42,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I need something to wipe with! Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.72,0:05:09.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,待て! 落ち着け 勲! Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.84,0:05:08.92,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Wait! Calm down, Isao! Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.05,0:05:13.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは 厠。 オレのいる部屋以外にも\N個室は 3つある! Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.11,0:05:10.46,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,This is a bathroom. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.46,0:05:13.04,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,There are three other stalls. Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.04,0:05:19.39,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,The odds of all four being out of toilet paper are astronomical! Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.07,0:05:17.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これら 3つの個室のトイレットペーパーが\Nすべて 切れている確率など➡ Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.09,0:05:19.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,天文学的数値に等しい! Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.39,0:05:22.77,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,There's got to be a few sheets...somewhere! Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.41,0:05:23.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,必ず 紙は どこかに… ある!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.78,0:05:27.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おっ!? いる! 誰か いる!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.86,0:05:26.90,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Someone's in here! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.15,0:05:29.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレ以外に ウンコをしてるヤツがいる! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.67,0:05:31.66,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Someone is crapping in here besides me. What luck! Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.76,0:05:31.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,勝機!!》 Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.66,0:05:34.16,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,I need help! Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.74,0:05:34.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,助けてくださ~い!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.16,0:05:36.88,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,I'm trapped in here! And I ran out of toilet paper. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:36.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)紙が…\N紙が 切れてしまって➡ Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.25,0:05:38.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,身動きが 取れないんです!\Nお願いです! Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.88,0:05:41.18,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Please... Can you please spare me a little? Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.25,0:05:41.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,少しでいいから 紙を…\N紙を 恵んでもらえませんか~!? Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.07,0:05:46.12,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,The God of toilet paper has abandoned this place. Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.22,0:05:46.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(銀時)紙も仏も ねえよ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.24,0:05:48.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)えっ!? え~っ!?\N今 ない って言いました!? Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.79,0:05:50.42,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Huh? What did you just say? You're kidding, right? Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.61,0:05:50.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)ウソでしょう!? ウソだよね~!?\Nちょっと…! Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.42,0:05:52.88,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Shut up, Gorilla, or I'll throw shit at you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.58,0:05:52.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うるせえ ゴリラ。 黙ってろ。\Nウンコ 投げるぞ~! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.88,0:05:55.87,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Huh? That voice?! Are you, Odd Jobs?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.93,0:05:56.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ? おい その声!\Nお前 万事屋か~!? Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.87,0:05:58.31,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Hey! What're you doing here?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.07,0:05:58.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)おい! お前 なんで\Nこんなところに いるんだよ~!? Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.31,0:06:01.37,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,You know. We both came for the same reason. Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.58,0:06:01.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんなところに いるんだ。\N目的は みんな ひとつだろう? Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.24,0:06:03.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)はぁ~っ!? お前 なに? Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.37,0:06:03.16,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,What? You mean... Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.16,0:06:05.28,Main01,,0,0,0,,I was wondering where you were, Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.24,0:06:05.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今まで\Nどこ行ってたかと思ったら なに!? Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.26,0:06:08.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,3話にも わたって ウンコ~!?\Nどんだけ 長えの~!? Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.28,0:06:07.20,Main01,,0,0,0,,but does that mean you've been here for three episodes?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.20,0:06:11.38,Main01,,0,0,0,,Do you realize the rest of us have been locked in a desperate struggle? Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.24,0:06:10.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前 みんなが\N今まで どんだけ苦しんで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.26,0:06:12.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦ってたと思ってんだ!?\Nお前…➡ Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.38,0:06:15.80,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Do you realize I've been locked in a desperate struggle of my own? Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.57,0:06:15.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレが 今まで どれだけ苦しんで\N戦ってたと思ってんだ? Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.80,0:06:18.97,Main01,,0,0,0,,I think the bean bun I ate this morning was bad. Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.94,0:06:19.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,朝 食った 豆パンがよ~\N腐ってたらしくてよ~。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.97,0:06:22.90,Main01,,0,0,0,,I shouldn't have bought so much when it was on sale. Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.09,0:06:21.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,安売りしてたの\N大量に 買いだめしてたのが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.42,0:06:23.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,悪かったんだなぁ あれ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.90,0:06:25.13,Main01,KAGURA,0,0,0,,You really like bean buns, Gin-chan. Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.41,0:06:25.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((神楽:銀ちゃん\N豆パン 好きアルな!)) Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.13,0:06:29.12,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Just when I thought I got it all out of my system, this happens. Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.41,0:06:29.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ようやく 体内の毒素 ぜ~んぶ\N排出したと思ったら このザマだよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.12,0:06:32.37,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,I'm detoxed and depressed... Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.40,0:06:32.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もうね デトックスっつうか\Nがくっとす っつうか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.37,0:06:33.84,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,You can't be serious! Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.40,0:06:35.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,冗談じゃねえぞ!\Nこのままじゃ 出れねえぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.84,0:06:35.63,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,We have to get out of here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.63,0:06:37.31,Main01,,0,0,0,,There's got to be some paper in one of these stalls. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.77,0:06:37.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,絶対\Nどっかの個室に あるはずだ! Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.59,0:06:40.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.26,0:06:42.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(敏木斎)くゎ…➡ Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.61,0:06:44.85,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Paaaaper... Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.24,0:06:45.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙を くれ~! Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.06,0:06:47.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)ギャーッ!!\Nんっ? Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.58,0:06:48.04,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,What's the matter? Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.10,0:06:51.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうした!?\Nよ… よ… 妖怪… 妖怪が いた!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.04,0:06:52.69,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,A g-ghost...! There's a ghost! Like a miniature Yoda. Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.25,0:06:53.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか ちっこい ヨーダみたいだ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.26,0:06:56.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そりゃあ 妖怪 便所童だな。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:06:55.97,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,That's the toilet specter. Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:07:02.30,On Screen,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,[Note: Spoof of the Japanese spirit "Zashiki Warashi" which lives in a house, but this one lives in a toilet.] Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.54,0:07:00.69,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,{\i1}Was it Otae-chan? I think it was her cooking. Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.57,0:06:58.00,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,The toilet specter?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.76,0:06:58.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)便所童!?\Nトイレットペーパーが切れて➡ Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.00,0:07:02.30,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,It's what happens to people who get trapped in a bathroom with no way of wiping. Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.74,0:07:02.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,便所から出られなくなった者の\N哀れな末路さ。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.81,0:07:05.13,Main02,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,{\i1}After I ate her cooking, it started spewing out... Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.11,0:07:04.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,マジでか?\Nおい このままじゃ オレたち➡ Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.30,0:07:03.47,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Are you serious? Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.47,0:07:06.71,Main01,,0,0,0,,We're going to end up toilet specters too! Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.60,0:07:07.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,妖怪 便所童になっちまうぞ!\Nそうだよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.71,0:07:09.67,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,That's right. So hurry up and find some paper. Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.27,0:07:09.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だから 早く どっか行って\N紙もらってこい! Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.26,0:07:11.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)ケツ丸出しで\N行けっていうのかよ! Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.67,0:07:11.47,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,You want me to go out there with my butt exposed? Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.26,0:07:13.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全部 脱いだほうがいいな。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.47,0:07:13.00,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Better if you take everything off. Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.00,0:07:17.05,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,If anyone asks, just say, "I'm Bigfoot, got a problem with that?" Be natural. Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.24,0:07:15.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,「ビッグフットですけど何か?」\N的な感じで。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.24,0:07:17.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自然な感じで行ってこい。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.05,0:07:21.21,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Why don't you go?! All you've done this whole time is detox, anyways! Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.26,0:07:19.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)つうか\Nオメエが行けばいいだろう! Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.27,0:07:21.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうせ 今まで\Nデトックスしかしてなかったんだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.21,0:07:22.29,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Make yourself useful! Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.25,0:07:23.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,少しは 役に立て!\Nどうせ お前 あれだろう? Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.29,0:07:27.17,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,All you've been doing is providing commentary on other people's battles. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.59,0:07:26.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,他人のバトルを横で解説する\Nヤムチャみてえなことしか➡ Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.26,0:07:28.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やってねえんだろう?\N(近藤)失礼なこと言うな! Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.17,0:07:30.37,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,How dare you! Commentary is a thing of value! Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.27,0:07:30.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,天津飯くらいまでは\N役に立ってました! Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.24,0:07:32.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,天さんも ヤムチャも\N似たようなもんだ! Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.37,0:07:32.26,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,A monkey can do commentary. Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.26,0:07:33.13,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,What?! Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.26,0:07:34.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)なに~っ!?\N(東城)いやいや。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.13,0:07:36.32,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,My, my. Sorry to interrupt. Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.26,0:07:36.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)ご迷惑をおかけして\Nすみませんね。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.80,0:07:41.62,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,We don't usually use these restrooms. Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.27,0:07:41.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここの厠は ふだんから\Nあまり使われていなくてね。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.24,0:07:44.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ですから 紙の補充も\N不十分なのですよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.62,0:07:44.81,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,That's why we haven't restocked the paper. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.77,0:07:47.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さらに エコ的な観点から➡ Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.81,0:07:50.37,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,And from a green perspective, we use toilet paper without tubes. Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.14,0:07:50.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,トイレットペーパーには 芯のないタイプを\N採用しています。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.37,0:07:54.55,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,So of course it's impossible to unwind the core and use that to wipe with. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.45,0:07:52.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,芯をほぐして\N拭こうという目論見も➡ Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.78,0:07:54.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,当然 不可能なわけです。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.44,0:07:59.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,袋の鼠です。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.56,0:08:02.43,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,You are trapped like rats. How shall I finish you off? Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.74,0:08:02.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さぁ\Nどう料理してあげましょうか? Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.25,0:08:08.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,土方さん 大丈夫ですか? Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.26,0:08:08.51,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san, are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.23,0:08:11.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,クソ… タバコやめようかな。\Nしっかりしてください! Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.51,0:08:10.49,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Damn...maybe I should quit smoking. Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.49,0:08:12.37,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Shape up! Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.92,0:08:14.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)しかし\Nえらく 足の速い野郎だ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.37,0:08:14.77,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,That guy's awfully fast. Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.59,0:08:17.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,コイツは 逃げ切れるもんじゃねえな。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.99,0:08:17.39,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,We can't outrun him. Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.01,0:08:25.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,行け! Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.64,0:08:26.24,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Go. Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.93,0:08:29.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,土方さん!?\N心配すんな テメエのためじゃねえよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.24,0:08:27.03,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san?! Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.03,0:08:29.65,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I'm not doing this for you. Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.42,0:08:32.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,言ったろ?\Nオレは ケンカしに来ただけだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.65,0:08:32.54,Main01,,0,0,0,,I told you. I just came here to fight. Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.77,0:08:35.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オメエがやられたら\Nこのケンカ 負けなんだよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.02,0:08:35.79,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,If you're defeated, we lose the fight. Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.29,0:08:39.11,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,Go find your sister. Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.76,0:08:40.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,姉貴に会え。\Nたとえ この勝負に勝とうが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.11,0:08:43.09,Main01,,0,0,0,,Even if we win this battle, if your sister won't change her mind, Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.43,0:08:43.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,テメエの姉貴の気持が\N動かねえようなら➡ Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.09,0:08:45.37,Main01,,0,0,0,,it will all have been for nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.25,0:08:45.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,連れ戻すことなんざ\Nできやしねえよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.50,0:08:49.53,Main01,SHINPACHI,0,0,0,,The mayonnaise...will be on me. Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.59,0:08:49.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,マヨネーズ おごります! Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.61,0:08:59.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)あれが大将か…\Nずいぶんと情けない大将だ。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.81,0:08:57.53,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,So that's your captain? Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.53,0:09:02.00,Main01,,0,0,0,,Such a sorry captain-running off and leaving his injured teammate behind. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.60,0:09:02.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,傷ついた仲間を\N置いて逃げるとは。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.08,0:09:05.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,言っておくが うちの大将は\Nキミたちには倒せん。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.32,0:09:06.00,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,Just so you know, you cannot defeat our captain. Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.59,0:09:08.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おじいさまは ボクの剣の師。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.00,0:09:08.23,Main01,,0,0,0,,Grandfather taught me the sword. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.23,0:09:12.33,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,He's a master swordsman considered the greatest the Yagyu clan has ever produced. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.24,0:09:12.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,柳生家 歴代の当主のなかでも\N最強とうたわれる剣豪。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.93,0:09:20.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの… ビッグフットなんだけれども…。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.19,0:09:24.04,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Uh...I'm Bigfoot... Do you have any toilet paper? Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.92,0:09:23.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ… ティッシュとか持ってな~い? Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.74,0:09:26.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何やってんですか? 敏木斎様。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.04,0:09:26.10,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,What're you doing, Binbokusai-sama? Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.27,0:09:36.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(敏木斎)もう!\N全然 通じてねえじゃん! Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.12,0:09:36.71,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,That didn't work at all! Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.25,0:09:38.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,バカだろ ホントにやるか? バカだろ! Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.71,0:09:38.93,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Idiot. You actually tried it? You're an idiot. Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.92,0:09:43.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,敏木斎様… 大将に あまり勝手に\Nウロウロされると困ります。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.93,0:09:43.90,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Binbokusai-sama, we can't have our captain wandering around by himself. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.90,0:09:45.42,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,It could keep us from winning. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.94,0:09:46.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,勝てるものも 勝て… うっ!! Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.28,0:09:48.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)悪いが この勝負は\N最初から➡ Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.65,0:09:51.07,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,I'm afraid this battle was decided before it ever began. Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.91,0:09:50.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結果の決まった勝負だったのさ。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.93,0:09:54.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今頃 残りの仲間も\N東城にやられていよう。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.23,0:09:54.57,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,By now, Tojo has probably defeated the rest of your team. Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.29,0:09:57.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれは 四天王一の腕を持つ男。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.57,0:09:57.52,Main01,KYUBEI,0,0,0,,He is the most skilled of the Four Aces. Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.07,0:09:59.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,キミを\Nそこまで痛めつけた他3人とは➡ Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.52,0:10:01.60,Main01,,0,0,0,,There's no comparison between him and the other three who beat you so badly. Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.43,0:10:01.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,比べものにならんほどのな。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.43,0:10:04.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おおぉぉぉっ!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.10,0:10:06.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お… オババの野郎! Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.23,0:10:09.09,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Damn Granny! I knew that egg this morning was bad! Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.45,0:10:09.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やっぱ\N朝の卵も傷んでやがった~!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.08,0:10:11.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うがあぁぁ…!! Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.12,0:10:16.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレたちはな いつ何時が\N今生の別れになるかもしれねえ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.97,0:10:17.37,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,We live everyday not knowing when we might bid farewell to this life. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.26,0:10:18.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,生活を送ってる。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.90,0:10:20.24,Main01,,0,0,0,,I don't care if one of my comrades bites the dust. Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.26,0:10:20.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,仲間がくたばろうが\N知ったこっちゃねえ。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.24,0:10:22.92,Main01,,0,0,0,,I'll just kill that many more to make up for it. Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.58,0:10:22.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,その分 多く\Nオレが敵を斬るだけだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.95,0:10:25.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ヤツらに\N憂いの言葉なんていらねえ。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.66,0:10:27.82,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,They don't need any sad words. All I can do for them is... Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.77,0:10:29.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレにできるのは\Nただ ヤツらと同じ場所で➡ Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.82,0:10:34.61,Main01,HIJIKATA,0,0,0,,keep fighting until I croak too...and give my best, like they did. Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.42,0:10:32.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,くたばるまで戦うことだけだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.12,0:10:34.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,アイツらと同じ 極限のな。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.76,0:10:39.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(4人)極限だな…。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.97,0:10:40.10,Main01,GINTOKI/TOJO,0,0,0,,...Is this our best? Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.77,0:10:44.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪~ Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.99,0:10:52.00,On Screen,CAPTION (ON PAPER),0,0,0,,[Today's menu\NOmelet, Egg and...] Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.26,0:10:54.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お滝)輿矩様 いけませんぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.29,0:10:54.91,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,Koshinori-sama, you mustn't! Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.78,0:10:57.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは 男子禁制…\Nたとえ 御当主といえど➡ Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.91,0:10:56.30,Main01,,0,0,0,,Men are forbidden! Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.30,0:11:01.21,Main01,,0,0,0,,You may be the lord of the Yagyu, but this is a sacred sanctuary for women only! Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.75,0:11:01.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,立ち入ることを禁じられた\N女の聖域ですぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.12,0:11:04.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(輿矩)オババ そんなことを\N言ってる場合ではないのだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.21,0:11:05.44,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,Granny, this is no time for that. Out of my way! Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.12,0:11:08.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そこをどけ! お妙ちゃん\Nお妙ちゃんを呼んでくれ! Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.44,0:11:08.45,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,Otae-chan! Summon Otae-chan! Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.26,0:11:10.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お滝)なんですか!\Nまた あの娘ですか? Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.45,0:11:11.20,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,What? That girl again?! Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.78,0:11:13.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,追い出せと言ったり\N呼べと言ったり…。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.20,0:11:13.13,Main01,,0,0,0,,First you want her thrown out and now you want to summon her? Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.08,0:11:14.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オババは もう疲れました! Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.13,0:11:14.68,Main01,,0,0,0,,Make up your mind! Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.95,0:11:17.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの娘が出ていかないなら\N私が出ていきます。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.20,0:11:18.03,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,If she doesn't leave, then I will. Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.95,0:11:20.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの子をとるか オババをとるか\Nはっきりしてヨ! Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.03,0:11:21.14,Main01,,0,0,0,,Choose that girl, or choose me! Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.62,0:11:22.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(女中たち)そうよ そうよ! Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.14,0:11:22.28,Main01,MAIDS,0,0,0,,Right! Right! Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.28,0:11:23.94,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,Don't talk like you're my girlfriend! Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.63,0:11:25.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,語尾をカタカナにするんじゃない\N気持が悪いんだよ クソババア。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.94,0:11:25.43,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,That's disgusting, you old hag! Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.43,0:11:29.93,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,With all due respect, the Young Lord cannot rein in that woman. Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.59,0:11:29.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,失礼ですが 若様では\Nあの娘の手綱は操れませぬ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.62,0:11:31.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とんでもない じゃじゃ馬! Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.93,0:11:31.96,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,She is an incorrigible tomboy! Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.60,0:11:34.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お滝)あれは 柳生家に\N災いをもたらしますぞ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.96,0:11:34.94,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,She will bring disaster to the Yagyu clan. Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.94,0:11:36.86,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,We already have a disaster. Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.95,0:11:36.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(輿矩)災いなら もう起きてるよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.86,0:11:39.68,Main01,,0,0,0,,I don't know if they're dojo busters or what, but I'm at my wit's end. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:39.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,道場破りだかなんだかしらんが\Nまいってんだよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.27,0:11:43.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,九兵衛と あの暴れん坊四天王が\N館じゅう 暴れ回っててさ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.68,0:11:43.33,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,Kyubei and those wild Four Aces are wreaking havoc. Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.26,0:11:45.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう あちこち ボロボロだよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.33,0:11:45.18,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,They're tearing up the place. Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.18,0:11:49.86,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,What's more, one of the ones who barged in here is calling himself Otae-chan's brother. Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.28,0:11:47.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかも\N乗り込んできた 連中の1人が➡ Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.62,0:11:50.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お妙ちゃんの弟を\N名乗ってるらしい。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.44,0:11:53.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どういうことだか さっぱりだ。\N問いたださんと! Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.57,0:11:53.59,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,I don't know what's going on! I need to talk to her! Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.59,0:11:55.30,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,Her brother?! How frightening! Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.77,0:11:56.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,弟が… まぁ怖い!\Nやっぱり 一族全員➡ Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.30,0:11:58.57,Main01,,0,0,0,,They are all of barbarian blood, after all! Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.79,0:11:59.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,野蛮な血が流れてるんだわ。\N(女中たち)怖~い! Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.57,0:11:59.60,Main01,MAIDS,0,0,0,,How scary! Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.45,0:12:01.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)どけ おらぁぁ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.60,0:12:01.63,Main01,OTAE,0,0,0,,Out of my way! Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.87,0:12:04.62,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,That's...! Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.47,0:12:05.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれは… お妙ちゃ~ん! Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.62,0:12:06.05,Main01,MMM KOSHINORI,0,0,0,,Otae-chan! Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.80,0:12:07.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こら待て アバズレ~!! Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.05,0:12:08.45,Main01,OTAKI,0,0,0,,Stop! Hellion! Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.79,0:12:11.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《新ちゃん… みんな…》 Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.45,0:12:10.31,Main01,OTAE (M),0,0,0,,Shin-chan... Everyone... Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.26,0:12:13.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか 敵の大将が➡ Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.54,0:12:15.41,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,I never imagined the enemy captain would be an old man. Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.31,0:12:15.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんな じいさんだとは\N思わなかったよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.28,0:12:19.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが 手加減はしねえ…\N決着 つけさせてもらうぜ! Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.41,0:12:18.99,Main01,,0,0,0,,But we won't go easy on you. Let's settle this like men. Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.30,0:12:21.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何を世迷い言を…。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.95,0:12:21.85,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,What're you talking about? Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.78,0:12:24.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オヌシら ワシに手も足も出せんぞ。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.85,0:12:25.47,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,You don't stand a chance against me. I guarantee it. Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.29,0:12:26.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,断言する。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.29,0:12:29.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,その言葉 そのまま返してやるぜ\Nじいさんよ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.32,0:12:29.63,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Right back at you, old man. Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.44,0:12:33.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,わかんねえのか?\Nすでにアンタ 袋の鼠だ。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.63,0:12:33.04,Main01,,0,0,0,,Don't you see? You're already trapped like a rat. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.13,0:12:36.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そう はやらずとも\Nあとで 皆さん➡ Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.03,0:12:37.96,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,There's no rush. We'll butcher all of you. Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.28,0:12:38.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,血祭りにしてあげますよ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.96,0:12:40.38,Main01,,0,0,0,,But first things first. Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.27,0:12:40.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし その前に\Nやることがあるでしょう? Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.60,0:12:44.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(みんな)誰か~! 紙くださ~い!! Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.36,0:12:44.58,Main01,ALL FOUR,0,0,0,,Somebody! Bring us toilet paper! Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.44,0:12:46.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,冗談じゃねえよ! Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.58,0:12:46.24,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,This is ridiculous! Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.24,0:12:48.98,Main01,,0,0,0,,Their captain is within striking distance and we can't do a thing! Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.46,0:12:48.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大将 目の前にして\N身動きひとつ できねえなんて! Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.79,0:12:50.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だいたい 東城さんって\Nいったっけ? Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.98,0:12:52.04,Main01,,0,0,0,,Tojo-san, was it? What's your problem, anyway? Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.80,0:12:52.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,アンタ なにやってんの!? Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.04,0:12:54.80,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Weren't you gloating a moment ago? Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.78,0:12:54.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)さっきまで ものすごい\N優位にたってなかったっけ? Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.77,0:12:57.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ガマンできなかったもので…。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.80,0:12:56.72,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,I couldn't hold it in. Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.72,0:12:59.18,Main01,,0,0,0,,I feel much better now. Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.07,0:12:59.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ だいぶ\N楽になってきた気がする…。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.18,0:13:00.88,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Oh no! Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.42,0:13:01.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ やっぱダメだ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.88,0:13:03.55,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Do you know why we have two hands? It's so that... Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.31,0:13:03.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,腕が なんで2本あるか\N知ってるか? Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.29,0:13:05.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それはなぁ…。\N(近藤)早まるな 万事屋! Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.55,0:13:05.80,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Don't go there, Odd Jobs! Don't lose hope. Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.26,0:13:07.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,希望を捨てるな! Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.67,0:13:08.03,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Binbokusai-sama? Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.31,0:13:09.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)敏木斎様… ちょっと\Nしゃべらなくなったんですけど➡ Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.03,0:13:10.63,Main01,,0,0,0,,You aren't talking. Are you all right? Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.77,0:13:12.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大丈夫ですか? ダメですよ!\N敵の策略ですよ!! Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.63,0:13:12.80,Main01,,0,0,0,,The enemy is trying to trick you! Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.65,0:13:16.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ 待てよ… 敵だの何だの\N言ってる場合じゃねえぞ こりゃ。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.80,0:13:16.72,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Hold on. This is no time to be talking about enemy this and enemy that. Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.61,0:13:19.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここに閉じ込められたままじゃ\N勝負もクソも…。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.72,0:13:19.40,Main01,,0,0,0,,We can't do shit if we're stuck in here. Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.27,0:13:22.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)クソという言葉 使うな 今!\Nカリカリしてんだから!! Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.40,0:13:22.31,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Don't use the word "shit"! I'm upset enough as it is! Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.28,0:13:25.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とりあえず 紙を\N手に入れるのが先決だろう。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.63,0:13:25.75,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,The main priority is to get some toilet paper. Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.46,0:13:28.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうだ? ケツ拭くまでは\N勝負は預けて➡ Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.75,0:13:28.51,Main01,,0,0,0,,What do you say we postpone the match until we've wiped our butts? Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.28,0:13:30.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,協力しねえか?\N敵と組めと? Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.51,0:13:29.32,Main01,,0,0,0,,So let's call a truce. Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.50,0:13:32.95,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Team up with the enemy? Do you think I'd fall for that? Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.80,0:13:32.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんな手に のると思いますか? Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.95,0:13:36.33,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,That stinks! How long are going to keep letting it out?! Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.96,0:13:34.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,っていうか くせえんだけど! Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.97,0:13:36.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつまで ブリブリたれてんだよ! Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.53,0:13:38.68,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Tojo, we have no choice. Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.94,0:13:38.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,東城よ しかたあるめえよ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.68,0:13:42.07,Main01,,0,0,0,,Let's forget about the match and concentrate on wiping our butts. Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.96,0:13:42.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは 勝負を忘れて\Nケツを拭くことに専念しましょ。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.07,0:13:45.72,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,You say cooperate...but do you have any ideas, Odd Jobs? Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.28,0:13:45.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 協力するといったって\N手はあるのか? 万事屋。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.65,0:13:47.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙はなくとも 知恵はあるだろう。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.72,0:13:47.94,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,We don't have paper, but we have our minds. Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.94,0:13:50.81,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Four adults together should be able to come up with something. Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.95,0:13:50.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大人4人の頭をふりしぼれば\Nなんとかなるさ。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.77,0:13:52.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 大人4人といっても➡ Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.81,0:13:54.49,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,We're four adults, but we're four adults with poop on our butts. Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.79,0:13:54.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ケツに ウンコついた大人4人だぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.49,0:13:58.70,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,What can adults like us do? Are we even adults? Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.79,0:13:56.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんな大人に 何ができるんだ! Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.81,0:13:58.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,っていうか オレたちゃ大人なのか? Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.70,0:14:00.40,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Don't belittle yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.78,0:14:01.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自分を卑下するな…\Nこういうときほど➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.40,0:14:02.93,Main01,,0,0,0,,These are the times when you need to keep the integrity of your spirit. Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.32,0:14:04.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,精神を高潔に保て…\N人間 どんなになっても➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.93,0:14:06.46,Main01,,0,0,0,,Human beings must never lose their dignity. Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.30,0:14:06.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,品性だけは 失ってはいかん。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.46,0:14:10.82,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Those are fine words, but the guy who said it has miso on his butt, too. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.66,0:14:08.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いいこと言ってるけど\Nそれ 言ってるヤツも➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.96,0:14:10.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ミソつけてるからね これ! Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.98,0:14:13.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まず 状況を整理しましょう…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.54,0:14:14.15,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Let's start by examining our situation. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.96,0:14:16.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今 この厠に トイレットペーパーはない。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.15,0:14:18.30,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,This stall has no toilet paper...nor does any stall. Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.78,0:14:18.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,個室すべて…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.30,0:14:22.81,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Because it is normally not used, it's unlikely that anyone will come. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.77,0:14:20.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ふだんから あまり\N使われていない厠ゆえ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.80,0:14:22.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰かが来ることも考えにくい。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.79,0:14:26.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,尻を拭いていない状況では\N袴すら はけない…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.81,0:14:25.99,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,We can't even put on our hakama without wiping our bottoms. Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.81,0:14:25.99,On Screen,TOJO,0,0,0,,[Note: A hakama is a Japanese traditional skirt.] Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.99,0:14:29.17,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,So we cannot go and get help. Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.12,0:14:28.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これでは 助けを\N呼びにいくことも難しい。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.79,0:14:32.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自分らで なんとかするしか\Nないってことか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.17,0:14:32.20,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,You're saying we're on our own? Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.11,0:14:34.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とりあえず全員\N持ってるもの 全部出せ。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.20,0:14:34.59,Main01,,0,0,0,,Start by taking out everything you've got. Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.78,0:14:36.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うおぉ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.74,0:14:38.09,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,That's not what I meant. Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.77,0:14:38.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰が そんなもん出せっつったよ!? Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.59,0:14:40.58,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I don't have any paper. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.79,0:14:40.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《紙など あるわけがない。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.58,0:14:44.60,Main01,,0,0,0,,If I did, I'd have wiped my bottom and killed them all. Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.79,0:14:42.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんなものがあれば\Nとうに尻を拭き➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.81,0:14:44.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全員 血祭りにあげているはず…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.78,0:14:48.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,他の者もそうだ… そんなことは\N全員 わかっているはずだ。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.80,0:14:48.40,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,The same is true for them. They all know that. Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.30,0:14:51.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なのに なぜ こんな話を\N切り出したか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.40,0:14:51.17,Main01,,0,0,0,,So why did he bring that up? Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.12,0:14:53.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,万事屋… オレには 読めているぞ》 Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.17,0:14:53.65,Main01,,0,0,0,,Odd Jobs must know something. Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.97,0:14:57.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《この極限の状況下に\N共通の目的のため➡ Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.14,0:14:56.19,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Under these extreme circumstances, Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.19,0:15:01.25,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,working together will create a strong sense of camaraderie between us. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.47,0:15:00.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,同じ行動をとることは\N強い仲間意識を生む…。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.83,0:15:03.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,連中は 同じ行動をとることで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.25,0:15:07.72,Main02,,0,0,0,,The enemy is trying to trick us into thinking they're not our enemy by working together with us. Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.48,0:15:05.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自分たちが 敵ではないことを➡ Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.45,0:15:08.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私たちに印象づけようとしている。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.27,0:15:11.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私たちに スキをつくり\Nそこを突くために…。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.89,0:15:11.87,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,They're doing it to put us off guard so they can attack. Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.79,0:15:15.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,恐らく このなかに\N協力しようとしているヤツは➡ Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.50,0:15:17.12,Main01,,0,0,0,,There isn't a single one among us who plans to cooperate. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.66,0:15:17.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰一人としていない…。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.12,0:15:19.22,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,If I show any opening, they'll get me. Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.64,0:15:20.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,スキを見せれば やられる…\Nそれだけではない。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.22,0:15:20.60,Main01,,0,0,0,,Not only that... Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.28,0:15:24.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,敵をだしぬき 誰よりも早く\N尻を拭かねば! Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.60,0:15:24.52,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,I have to outwit them and wipe my butt first. Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.12,0:15:26.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,後手に回れば 間違いなく\Nやられる…! Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.52,0:15:26.44,Main01,,0,0,0,,If they beat me to it, they'll get me for sure. Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.45,0:15:28.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙…!》\N《紙…!》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.97,0:15:28.25,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Paper... Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.25,0:15:29.11,Main01,GINTOKI (M),0,0,0,,Paper... Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.79,0:15:31.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《紙…》\N《紙…》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.11,0:15:30.11,Main01,BINBOKUSAI (M),0,0,0,,Paper... Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.11,0:15:30.97,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Paper... Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.79,0:15:33.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《みんな:神…!》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.37,0:15:33.78,Main01,ALL FOUR (M),0,0,0,,Paper... Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.12,0:15:40.56,Main01,ALL FOUR (M),0,0,0,,Whoever gets his hands on some first wins the match! Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.79,0:15:38.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《みんな:誰よりも早く\N紙を手に入れた者が➡ Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.28,0:15:40.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この勝負 勝つ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.32,0:15:42.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい なんか いいのあったか? Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.56,0:15:42.35,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Found anything useful? Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.30,0:15:44.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《さて どうでる…?》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.35,0:15:44.00,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,How should I respond? Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.00,0:15:44.87,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Nope. Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.30,0:15:46.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ないな…。\N私もありませんね。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.87,0:15:46.26,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,Nothing here, either. Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.29,0:15:48.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《彼らの作戦に 私ものろうか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.55,0:15:48.76,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Should I go along with their plan? Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.76,0:15:51.12,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,I'll show an opening, and when they attack, I'll... Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.96,0:15:51.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,スキを見せ\N食いついてきたところを…》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.12,0:15:53.42,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Hey, will this work? Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.13,0:15:53.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(敏木斎)ねぇ…\Nこれなんて使えんじゃねえ? Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.42,0:15:54.52,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Binbokusai-sama?! Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.46,0:15:55.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《敏木斎様!》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.52,0:15:56.99,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,I have sandpaper. Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.28,0:15:57.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これ… あの 紙やすり あった。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.27,0:15:58.27,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Sand... Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.30,0:15:59.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《かっ… 紙やすりだと!?》 Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.27,0:15:59.51,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Did he say sandpaper? Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.51,0:16:02.51,Main01,TOJO/KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Don't be ridiculous! It would rip our anuses apart! Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.64,0:16:02.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤/東城:ふざけんな!\N肛門が血だらけになるわ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.51,0:16:04.42,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Normally, that's what I would say... Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.64,0:16:04.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:と言いたい…\Nふだんなら》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.42,0:16:06.97,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,But in this situation, sandpaper... Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.62,0:16:06.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:しかし この状況で\N紙やすりは…➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.96,0:16:10.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,抗菌剤と保湿成分を配合した\N高級ローションティッシュ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.97,0:16:13.57,Main02,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,seems like the high-end lotion tissue "SCoTchie" with anti-bacterial moisturizers... Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.61,0:16:13.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,「スコッチィ」に匹敵する代物に見える》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.13,0:16:15.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城/近藤:超 欲しい!》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.57,0:16:15.75,Main01,TOJO/KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I want it bad! Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.75,0:16:17.73,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Don't be ridiculous, old fart! Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.78,0:16:18.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ふざけんなよ クソジジイ! Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.73,0:16:20.86,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Wiping with that will make us bloody all over! Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.09,0:16:20.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,んなもんで ゴシゴシしたら\N血だらけになんだろうが! Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.82,0:16:23.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《待て! 落ち着け 万事屋! Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.86,0:16:24.07,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Wait! Calm down, Odd Jobs! Don't let him fool you! Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.13,0:16:25.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,惑わされるな!\Nやすりという言葉に➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.07,0:16:25.93,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Don't let the word "sand" trick you. Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.14,0:16:27.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ごまかされるな!\Nやすりといえども➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.93,0:16:28.76,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,It's sand, but the word "paper" comes after it. Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.36,0:16:29.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙 という言葉がついてんだぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.76,0:16:32.10,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,It's the paper we're dying to get. Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.13,0:16:31.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレたちが ノドから手が出るほど\N欲しい紙だぞ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.98,0:16:34.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや 違う… この男➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.40,0:16:38.61,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,No, could it all be an act so we don't notice that he wants the sandpaper?! Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.62,0:16:37.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙やすりを欲しているのを\N私たちに勘づかれないよう➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.47,0:16:39.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,芝居を打っている…》 Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.61,0:16:41.84,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I see. It's still in enemy hands. Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.47,0:16:41.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《そうか… ブツは まだ敵の手中。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.84,0:16:44.16,Main01,,0,0,0,,If they see that I want it, it'll show weakness. Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.98,0:16:44.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これを欲すれば\N弱みにつけこまれる! Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.16,0:16:47.62,Main01,,0,0,0,,By skillfully hiding that, and refusing, Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.28,0:16:47.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ヤツは それを巧妙に隠し\Nあえて拒絶することで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.62,0:16:51.86,Main02,,0,0,0,,Gin defuses the old man's interest in the sandpaper and intends to cunningly get it from him. Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.62,0:16:49.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ジジイの紙やすりへの興味を削ぎ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.65,0:16:51.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そのうえで あれを\N手に入れるつもりだ…! Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.82,0:16:55.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,アイツ… オレたちの数手 先までも\N見据えていやがる…! Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.86,0:16:55.79,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,He's several moves ahead of us all. Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.47,0:16:58.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレは こんな とてつもない男を➡ Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.79,0:17:00.35,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I've been going against such an incredible fellow all this time? Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.14,0:17:00.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつも敵に回していたのか…! Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.30,0:17:02.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや… だが 今日のヤツはオレの味方。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.35,0:17:03.18,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,But today, he's my ally. Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.97,0:17:04.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これほど頼れる味方はいない! Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.18,0:17:06.75,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I couldn't ask for a more dependable ally. I'm going to back him up. Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.98,0:17:06.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうと決まれば オレも加勢だ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.97,0:17:10.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オホン! ふざけんな クソジジイ!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.30,0:17:11.05,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Cut it out, old fart! Sandpaper? Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.14,0:17:12.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙やすり? テメエは まず\Nその やすりで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.05,0:17:13.10,Main01,,0,0,0,,Try sanding your brain! Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.49,0:17:14.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,脳みそ 磨け!\N《させるか!》 Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.10,0:17:14.23,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,I won't let you win! Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.23,0:17:17.53,Main01,,0,0,0,,Bimbokusai-sama, what we need is paper. Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.31,0:17:17.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,敏木斎様… 私たちの\N探しているのは 紙です。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.28,0:17:19.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんなものは\Nクソの役にも立ちません。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.53,0:17:20.07,Main01,,0,0,0,,Sandpaper's no good to us. Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.98,0:17:21.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さっさと便所に流しなさい。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.07,0:17:23.35,Main01,,0,0,0,,Flush it down the toilet and yourself along with it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.97,0:17:24.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして あなたも流れなさい。\Nなんじゃ! Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.35,0:17:24.26,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,What?! Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.26,0:17:24.95,Main01,,0,0,0,,In this situation, Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.30,0:17:26.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この状況で 紙やすりは\N保湿成分を配合した➡ Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.95,0:17:29.76,Main02,,0,0,0,,sandpaper is equal to the high-end lotion tissue "SCoTchie" with anti-bacterial moisturizers... Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.79,0:17:29.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ローションティッシュ スコッチィに\N匹敵する代物じゃろうが! Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.64,0:17:32.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)スコッチィ? 思い上がりも\Nはなはだしいですよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.81,0:17:32.63,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,"SCoTchie"? Oh, don't be so presumptuous. Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.64,0:17:34.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)紙という言葉に\N惑わされるな! Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.68,0:17:34.63,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Don't let the word "paper" fool you! Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.63,0:17:36.87,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,The word "sand" is in there too, you old fart! Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.63,0:17:36.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,下に やすりって\Nついてんだろうが クソじじい!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.87,0:17:39.87,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Hey, you two, that's going too far! Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.97,0:17:39.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おいおい 言い過ぎだろ テメエら。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.82,0:17:43.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ なんか\N使い道があるかもしれねえよ。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.87,0:17:42.89,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,There might be a way to use it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.89,0:17:44.61,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Old man, let me have a look at that. Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.12,0:17:44.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じいさん ちょっと見せてみ。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.97,0:17:48.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:ツ ツ… ツンデレだとぉ~!》 Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.34,0:17:47.11,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,H-H-H-He's... Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.11,0:17:50.25,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,playing Tsundere?! Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.11,0:17:56.44,On Screen,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,[Note: Slang for a character that at first seems mean and nasty but later turns out to be nice. Commonly appears in Visual Novels as seen below.] Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.87,0:17:56.44,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Oh come on, let me see it! Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.72,0:17:59.21,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,He was cold before and now he's turned nice! Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.80,0:17:58.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:これまでのツンから\N一転してのデレ!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.80,0:18:00.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,打ちのめされたところに➡ Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.21,0:18:02.46,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,If he did that at the right moment... Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.82,0:18:02.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この優しい言葉を\Nかけられたのでは➡ Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.46,0:18:05.03,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Even a battle-hardened bar hostess would fall for him! Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.82,0:18:04.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,百戦錬磨のキャバ嬢でも落ちる! Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.81,0:18:08.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,バ… バカな…\Nここにきて そんな技が! Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.03,0:18:07.99,Main01,,0,0,0,,It's incredible! To use such a gambit... Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.99,0:18:09.77,Main01,,0,0,0,,This man... Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.00,0:18:09.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか この男…》 Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.97,0:18:11.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:フッ… そのとおり。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.39,0:18:14.14,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,That's right. This man had everything figured out. Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.98,0:18:13.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この男は\Nすべて計算していたんだよ! Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.99,0:18:17.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,オレたちが ヤツの作戦を読み取り\Nそれをマネ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.14,0:18:17.06,Main01,,0,0,0,,He knew we would read his strategy, imitate it, and insult the old man. Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.06,0:18:21.34,Main01,,0,0,0,,He had it all figured out, and used it to his advantage... Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.32,0:18:19.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ジジイを責め立てるまで\Nすべて先読みし➡ Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.32,0:18:21.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それを利用したのさ…》 Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.31,0:18:23.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:バ… バカな! Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.98,0:18:23.26,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,This can't be! Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.26,0:18:27.85,Main01,,0,0,0,,That would mean this man played me for a fool! Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.31,0:18:25.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それでは 私は\Nこの男の 手のひらで➡ Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.33,0:18:27.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もてあそばれていたというのか》 Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.63,0:18:31.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((東城:ヘヘッ… よ~し! Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.97,0:18:35.92,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,This... That...and finished! Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.31,0:18:36.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そ~れ… あらよっと! おぉ!!)) Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.66,0:18:38.66,On Screen,CAPTION (ON POLE),0,0,0,,[Seipoop Taisei]\N[Note: Spoof of Seiben Teisei, the Monkey King.] Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.83,0:18:41.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:さながら釈迦の手のひらで\Nあがく斉天大聖のごとく。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.87,0:18:39.16,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Like... Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.16,0:18:41.90,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,I'm like Seiten Taisei struggling on the Buddha's palm. Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.16,0:18:45.65,On Screen,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,[Note: Seiben Teisei, or the Monkey King is a mischievous character from a Chinese legend.] Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.98,0:18:46.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,な… 何という男…\N格が違いすぎる。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.49,0:18:45.65,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,What an incredible man... He's in a league of his own. Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.37,0:18:49.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,負けた… 私たちの完敗…。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.58,0:18:49.63,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,We lost. We've been completely crushed... Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.99,0:18:52.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ やすり!?》 Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.23,0:18:52.38,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Sandpaper? Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.32,0:18:54.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)やすりだ! Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.06,0:18:54.11,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Sandpaper! Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.11,0:18:56.61,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Now all four of us have some. Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.31,0:18:56.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これで 4人全員に行き渡ったな。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.61,0:18:59.62,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,What? What's going on? Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.65,0:18:59.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:な… なに!?\Nどういうつもりだ?》 Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.62,0:19:03.12,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Old man! Odd Jobs! Are you really cooperating? Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.65,0:19:02.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:ジジイ! 万事屋!!\Nお前ら ホントに協力…》 Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.59,0:19:08.42,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,It's three-times rougher than I thought! And it's two-sided! Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.82,0:19:07.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《やすりの目が\N思っていた3倍 粗い! Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.16,0:19:09.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかも両面!?\Nこんなもので 拭いたら➡ Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.42,0:19:11.80,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,If I wipe my bottom with this, it'll rip the skin right off! Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.49,0:19:11.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ホントに ケツの皮が ずりむけるぞ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.48,0:19:14.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(敏木斎)いよいよとなったら\Nこれで 拭くしかあるまい。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.31,0:19:15.10,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,In the end, we have no choice but to wipe with this. Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.98,0:19:17.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ オススメはせんがのぅ…。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.10,0:19:17.30,Main01,BINBOKUSAI,0,0,0,,Not that I'd recommend it, though. Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.30,0:19:19.18,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Is he...? Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.32,0:19:22.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:ゾリゾリ!? ウソ… ウソだよね? Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.77,0:19:22.07,Main01,,0,0,0,,No way... Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.07,0:19:24.16,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,The old man...couldn't be... Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.15,0:19:24.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか あのじじい…。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.49,0:19:28.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,拭いている! 間違いない…\Nこのやすりで拭いている!! Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.81,0:19:28.58,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,He's wiping! No doubt about it! With this sandpaper! Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.63,0:19:35.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,バ… バカな!? ケツ毛の濃いオレでさえ\N恐れおののく代物だぞ! Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.78,0:19:30.73,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I-It's unbelievable! Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.73,0:19:34.88,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Even with my thick butt hairs, this scares the hell out of me. Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.65,0:19:39.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,仙人… はるか東方の地で➡ Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.19,0:19:37.31,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,He's a sage... Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.19,0:19:41.66,On Screen,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,[Note: Like Pervy sage in NARUTO.] Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.31,0:19:41.66,Main02,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,A man who has toughened his butt on the burning sands of some remote eastern land... Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.02,0:19:44.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,焼けた砂に ケツをつけては離し\Nつけては離しを繰り返してきた➡ Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.85,0:19:44.38,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,over and over and over again. Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.18,0:19:47.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ケツ毛仙人だとでもいうのか!?》 Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.38,0:19:47.70,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,A sage with thick butt hairs. Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.15,0:19:52.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:フフッ\N敏木斎様 考えましたな。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.87,0:19:52.37,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Binbokusai-sama...that was brilliant. Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.33,0:19:56.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これは すべて敵に\N心理的圧迫を与えるための策…。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.37,0:19:56.59,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,This was all a ploy to apply psychological pressure. Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.47,0:19:59.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,紙も何もない状況で\Nこれを見せれば➡ Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.59,0:19:59.27,Main01,,0,0,0,,In this situation, without toilet paper, Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.27,0:20:02.35,Main01,,0,0,0,,they'd be pressured into making a decision whether to wipe or not to wipe. Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.32,0:20:02.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しぜん\N拭くか否か 自らを追い込む。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.18,0:20:05.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,冷静な判断を失えば\Nこちらの思うツボ》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.35,0:20:06.25,Main01,,0,0,0,,Once they've lost their presence of mind, they'd be at our mercy. Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.66,0:20:07.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(やすりで こする音) Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.78,0:20:10.93,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,Old man, this is incredible! It's awesome! Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.97,0:20:10.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いやぁ じいさん…\Nこれ すげえなぁ! Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.37,0:20:11.73,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.49,0:20:12.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ものすげえ粗いじゃん!\N《東城:あれ ウソ? ウソだよね!?》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.93,0:20:13.66,Main01,,0,0,0,,Coarse...so coarse! It really hits the spot! Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.77,0:20:13.01,Main01,,0,0,0,,No, he's fooling. Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.50,0:20:15.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,きくわ~!\N《東城:ま… まさか…。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.66,0:20:15.78,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Wait a minute...no way... Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.97,0:20:19.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,拭いている?\Nいや 拭いてないよね? Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.46,0:20:20.19,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Is he wiping? No, he couldn't be. Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.16,0:20:21.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,拭くわけないよ…\Nいや やっぱり拭いてるよ! Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.19,0:20:22.77,Main01,,0,0,0,,No, he is... He's wiping with it! Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.50,0:20:24.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これ拭いちゃってるって!\Nバカな~!!》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.77,0:20:24.47,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Th-That's absurd! Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.84,0:20:29.21,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,If he wipes with this, he'll never be able to sit down again! Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.15,0:20:29.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:こんなもので尻を拭けば\N二度と座れなくなるぞ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.00,0:20:32.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪~ Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.77,0:20:33.25,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,He's a Count... Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.01,0:20:34.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:伯爵…》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.80,0:20:38.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:はるか西方の地…。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.21,0:20:39.00,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,In the far west... Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.81,0:20:41.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,アツアツのソーセージで\N尻を叩かれ続けた…》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.00,0:20:41.68,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,there was a man who whipped his butt with a hot sausage... Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.64,0:20:45.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((フッ…)) Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.69,0:20:47.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(鐘の音) Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.48,0:20:50.73,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,called the Count of Butt Hair. Is that who he is?! Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.48,0:20:50.73,On Screen,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,[Note: Spoof of The Castle of Cagliostro.] Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.66,0:20:51.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:ケツ毛伯爵だとでも\Nいうのか~!》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.18,0:20:53.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:えっ どうすんの? これ。\N拭くの? Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.52,0:20:53.28,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,What should I do? Do I wipe? Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.14,0:20:55.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,拭かなきゃダメなの?\N拭く感じになってんの?》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.28,0:20:55.54,Main01,,0,0,0,,Must I wipe? Am I leaning towards wiping? Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.16,0:20:57.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:ムリムリ ムリムリ…\Nムリだって これ! Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.54,0:20:57.17,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,No way, no way, no way. Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.17,0:20:59.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,バンジーでもスカイダイビングでもしますから\Nこれだけは…! Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.17,0:20:59.41,Main01,,0,0,0,,I'll bungee jump, I'll sky dive...anything but this... Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.33,0:21:01.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや やっぱ バンジー ムリ!》 Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.41,0:21:01.20,Main01,,0,0,0,,No, nix bungee jumping. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.20,0:21:03.92,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,But if I don't wipe, he'll get me. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.34,0:21:03.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:だが\N拭かなければ やられる!》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.69,0:21:07.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:勝つためには\Nあの人のために勝つためには…》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.92,0:21:07.71,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,To win...for the sake of the one I love... Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.68,0:21:10.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:お妙さん\Nオレは お妙さんの笑顔が➡ Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.71,0:21:09.37,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Otae-san... Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.37,0:21:13.95,Main01,,0,0,0,,I came here to see your smile one last time. For that, I'll... Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.35,0:21:14.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう一度 見たくて やってきた!\Nそのためなら…》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.95,0:21:15.14,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Young Lord... Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.15,0:21:16.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城:若…\N私は 若を守るためなら➡ Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.14,0:21:21.00,Main01,,0,0,0,,I am prepared to do anything to protect and support you. Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.82,0:21:20.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,若の 志を 守るためなら\N何だろうとする覚悟があります》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.66,0:21:26.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《東城/近藤:これ\N紙じゃねえか~!!》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.69,0:21:26.00,Main01,KONDO/TOJO (M),0,0,0,,This is paper! Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.00,0:21:27.36,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,No! Just a minute! Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.33,0:21:28.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや 待て待て…\Nお前は お妙さんの顔で➡ Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.36,0:21:29.89,Main01,,0,0,0,,Am I going to wipe my butt on Otae-san's face? Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.35,0:21:30.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ケツを拭くというのか?\Nそんなこと…。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.89,0:21:32.93,Main01,,0,0,0,,It'd be a turn-on in a way, but I can't! Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.65,0:21:33.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや ある種 興奮するけども\Nできない やすりもできない!!》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.93,0:21:33.70,Main01,,0,0,0,,Nor can I use the sandpaper! Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.84,0:21:37.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《若… 私は若のなら\N顔面で受け止めることはできます。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.91,0:21:34.72,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,Young Lord... Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.72,0:21:38.92,Main01,,0,0,0,,I would allow you to poo in my face. But to use your face for... Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.34,0:21:40.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 若の顔で できない…\Nやすりもできない》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.92,0:21:40.71,Main01,,0,0,0,,I can't do it! Nor can I use the sandpaper. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.83,0:21:45.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:お妙さん やすり…。\N(東城)若 やすり…》 Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.89,0:21:46.11,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,Otae-san. Sandpaper. Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.42,0:21:46.11,Main01,TOJO (M),0,0,0,,{\i1}Young Lord. Sandpaper. Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.50,0:21:53.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とぉりゃあ~! Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.86,0:21:57.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,若!\Nお妙さん!! Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.17,0:22:06.67,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,My duty is to protect the Young Lord and further his ambitions. Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.30,0:22:06.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(東城)私の役目は\N若と 若の志を 守ること。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.84,0:22:11.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,若を勝利に導くためにと\N無礼をはたらきましたが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.15,0:22:11.68,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,I have done a very disrespectful thing to lead you to victory, Young Lord... Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.67,0:22:15.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結局 私は\N弱かっただけのようです。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.68,0:22:13.55,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,In the end, I... Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.55,0:22:15.67,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,...was weak. Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.06,0:22:18.85,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,But the next time... Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.33,0:22:20.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 次のときは…。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.33,0:22:23.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや やっぱ やすりは… ムリ! Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.87,0:22:23.99,Main01,TOJO,0,0,0,,No, I could never use...the sandpaper. Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.72,0:22:28.16,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,Otae-san...I'm sorry... Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.00,0:22:27.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)お妙さん すみません。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.99,0:22:30.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お妙さんの笑顔を\Nこの目で見ようと➡ Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.16,0:22:32.16,Main01,KONDO,0,0,0,,I came this far to see your smiling face, but... Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.33,0:22:32.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここまで来ましたが…。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.92,0:22:37.07,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,But this is as far as I got. Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.01,0:22:37.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《オレは ここまでのようです》 Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.35,0:22:41.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《近藤:オレってヤツは…。 Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.53,0:22:44.84,Main01,KONDO (M),0,0,0,,I am such...a fool... Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.34,0:22:44.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほんとに… バ… カ…》 Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.10,0:24:20.07,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[The next episode...] Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.07,0:24:24.11,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Gintoki vs. Binbokusai] Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.11,0:24:29.89,Main01,GINTOKI,0,0,0,,"When someone who wears glasses takes them off, it looks like something's missing." Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.11,0:24:34.52,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Shinpachi's love... Otae's feelings...] Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.52,0:24:40.06,On Screen red,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[Kyubei's past revealed.]