When watching TV, make sure the room is brightly lit and don't sit too close.
[Kagura hasn't been feeling well lately. Her body feels heavy. She's sluggish and is having a hard time moving.]
[What's happening to her? And is there a way out of it?]
[Odd Jobs Gin]
(神楽)銀ちゃ～ん 私の保険証は？
Gin-chan, where's my Health Insurance Card?
Huh? Your Health Insurance Card? Why? You need to go to the hospital?
(銀時)あん？ 保険証？ 病院にでも 行きてえのか？
I haven't been feeling well lately.
(神楽)なんか 最近 体の調子が 悪いｱﾙ…｡
My body feels heavy and sluggish. I don't even want to move.
体が重くて ﾀﾞﾙくて 動くのも おっくうｱﾙ…｡
Do you have a cold?
風邪か？ お前 こたつで寝たりとか➡
You fall asleep under the kotatsu, sleep with your stomach exposed and live like a slob.
[Note: A kotatsu is a low, wooden table covered by a heavy blanket with a built-in heater. Used mostly in Japan.]
腹 出して 寝たりとか だらしねえ生活してっから➡
That's why you get sick.
そういうことに なんの！ (新八)いや…｡
You're one to talk, Gin-san.
銀さんに 言われたくないでしょう｡
(体温計が 鳴る音)
Oh? But she doesn't have a fever.
あれ？ でも 熱も ありませんよ｡
風邪じゃないみたい｡ なんだろう？
I don't think it's a cold. I wonder what it is.
咳も ねえしなぁ｡ 別に これといって➡
She's not coughing either.
It doesn't look like anything's wrong with her.
異常は ねえよな？ なんだろう？
I don't know, but something doesn't seem quite right.
なんか 違和感は ありますけどね…｡
Maybe it's the start of a cold. Do your joints hurt or anything?
風邪の 引き始めじゃねえの？
関節とか 痛くねえ？
う～ん… ｽﾞﾎﾞﾝの ｺﾞﾑのあたりが 痛いね…｡
Yeah. It hurts right around the elastic area of my pants.
Like it's really tight.
締めつけられるようｱﾙ…｡ 怖いな～｡
That's scary. I think you should go to the hospital after all.
やっぱ 病院 行ったほうがいいよ｡
まぁ 唯一 食欲あるのが 救いですよね～｡
Well, the only saving grace is that you still have an appetite.
(神楽)うぅ～ うっ…！
I-It's even hard to stand up.
た… 立つことすら ままならないｱﾙ…｡
Hey, you okay? You seem unsteady.
おいおい… 大丈夫か!? ﾌﾗﾌﾗじゃねえか｡
ちょっ… いったん おにぎり置け！
Hey, put down the rice ball. Don't force yourself to eat it.
ﾑﾘして 食うな…｡ ｲﾔｱﾙ～！
No! I feel incomplete without this rice ball.
おにぎりがないと なんか 不安ね…｡
Man, this is worse than I thought...
ｺｲﾂは 重症だなぁ…｡
Shinpachi, go ahead and meet with our client today.
新八 今日の仕事相手 お前 先に 会いにいっててくれ｡
ｵﾚ 神楽 病院に送ってから行くわ｡ はい｡
I'll join you after I take Kagura to the hospital.
Okay.
うぅ～ 苦しい～！ しっかりしろ！
I'm in pain...
Hang in there.
なんだろう？ なんか 違和感が あるんですけど…｡
What is it?
Something doesn't seem right...
(定春の 鳴き声)
うぅっ…！
なんか でかくねえ？ いや… 遅くねえ？
Isn't she kinda big?
Isn't it kinda late for that?
["If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving"]
＜神楽:本当に 怖い異変は 突然 訪れるものではない｡
Really frightening changes don't suddenly happen.
They gnaw at you slowly but steadily every single day.
じわじわと… そして 着実に 日常を蝕んでくる｡
その かすかな変化に➡
The changes are so minute that you and those around you don't notice it right away.
本人も 周りも 容易には 気づかない｡
And by the time you notice it...
気づいたときには もう 遅い｡
It's already too late. The situation has gotten to a point of no return.
事態は 取り返しのつかないところまで➡
進行しているのだ…＞
＜神楽:私も みんなと一緒に はね回りたい｡
I wish I could jump around with everyone.
I wish I could work up a good sweat with everyone again.
もう一度 みんなと一緒に 汗を流したい！
そう… 私が流すべきは 汗だった｡
That's right, what I should be shedding is sweat.
But with this body, I can't even do that.
しかし この体では それすら 叶わない｡
The only thing I'm shedding is tears.
流れ落ちるは 涙ばかり…｡
若さに かまけ 暴飲暴食を 繰り返した日々を 振り返っては➡
The tears kept flowing as I looked back on my younger days
涙ばかり 流れた…｡
when I ate and drank in excess.
太古の昔より 乙女たちは 食と美の狭間｡
From ancient times, girls have been caught between food and beauty,
in a battle fought in Purgatory.
煉獄で 戦い続けてきた｡
Being a woman means you cannot avoid this battle.
女である以上 戦いは 避けられない｡
[Kodokan Dojo]
I want to lose weight...easily...
やせたい！ しかも 楽して…！＞
Leave it up to me.
(お妙)任せてちょうだい！ ﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄなら これが ｵｽｽﾒ！
I recommend this diet.
[Note: Otae is imitating the mouth and pronunciation of Doraemon.]
ﾊﾞｰｹﾞﾝﾀﾞｯｼｭﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄ～！
The Baagen-Dash Diet.
普通のﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄは 食事制限したり 運動したり➡
Regular diets are hard because you have to watch what you eat and exercise, right?
なかなか 大変でしょう？
But with this, you can lose weight easily while still eating.
(お妙)でも これなら なんの苦労もなしに➡
食べながらにして やせることが できるの！
要するに 食事の前に ｱｲｽを 食べるだけなの～！
All you do is eat ice cream before every meal.
そうすることによって 胃に 膜が できて➡
Doing so, develops a membrane
over your stomach and inhibit the absorption of the food that follows.
そのあとの 食事の吸収を 抑えるらしいのよ｡
すごいでしょう？
Isn't it amazing?
That is amazing.
すごいｱﾙ～！ そうでしょう！
Isn't it?
＜神楽:私は 知った｡ ﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄに 楽な方法など ないと…｡
That's when I learned there is no easy way to lose weight.
And people who come up with lazy ideas like that actually end up gaining weight.
そして そういう 怠慢なことを 考えるﾔﾂが➡
太るのだということを！＞
(さっちゃん)ﾌｯﾌｯﾌｯﾌｯ！ あなたたち もう おしまいね！
Looks like it's all over for you guys.
Huh?
(さっちゃん)そんな体じゃあ 愛する人に➡
With a body like that, your lover won't be able to carry you like a princess.
お姫様だっこしてもらうことも 叶わない…｡
(さっちゃん)さすがの 銀さんでも 腕が ちぎれることは 必至｡
I'm sure even Gin-san's arm would fall off.
But don't worry I'll be the one to make Gin-san happy...
安心して｡ 銀さんは 私が 幸せにしてあげ…！
Hey, don't break my house now.
(お妙)ちょっと… 人んち 壊さないでください｡
At that point, we all realized...
＜神楽:私たちは 知った｡
That what we should be fighting is ourselves.
今 私たちが 戦うべきは 己自身だということを…！＞
[Fasting Dojo]
(参加者)すっごい やせるんだって！
I heard you can lose a ton of weight.
Did you lose weight?
(参加者)ちょっと やせた？ (参加者)５ｸﾞﾗﾑ｡
Five grams.
Okay then...
(参加者)さ～て！ (参加者)がんばる！
Let's work hard.
Wow, there sure are a lot of people.
(神楽)すごいｱﾙ…｡ いっぱいね…｡
(お妙)結構 有名な 断食道場らしくてね｡
I hear it's a famous fasting training facility.
(お妙)厳しくて 脱落者も たくさん 出るようだけど…｡
It's so strict a lot of people quit.
I wonder how many of these people will survive? Who knows?
果たして この中の何人が 残れるのかしら？
疑問だわ…｡
冷やかしなら 勘弁してほしいわね｡
If they're not serious about it, they should leave.
まったくだわ｡ 帰ってください 猿飛さん｡
I totally agree.
Please go home now, Sarutobi-san.
言っとくけど 私➡
Just to let you know, I'm not here to lose weight.
別に やせにきたわけじゃないから…｡
I just came to laugh at you people.
あなたたちを 笑いにきたの｡
My stomach isn't like this because I gained weight...
(さっちゃん)この お腹も 別に 太ったわけじゃないし…｡
教えてほしい？
Shall I tell you why?
この お腹はね…➡
In this stomach is Gin-san's child--
銀さんの 子…！
まぁ ﾈﾊﾞﾈﾊﾞの子供が 産まれたわ｡ おめでとう｡
Well, looks like you gave birth to a slimy little baby. Congratulations.
(さっちゃん)うぅ～っ！ あり？
Huh?
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)んっ？ (お登勢)おや？ なんだ～い｡
Well, look here.
ﾃﾒｴらも 来てたんですね｡
You guys are here too?
(神楽)ばあさん ｷｬｻﾘﾝ どうしたｱﾙか？
Granny, Catherine, what are you doing here?
That stomach... Are you constipated?
(神楽)その腹 便秘ｱﾙか？ (ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)んなわきゃ ねえだろう！
Obviously not!
We've been drinking so much with our customers at the
(お登勢)忘年会だ 新年会だと 客の酒に つきあったら➡
End of the Year and New Year's parties that before we knew it, this happened.
あっという間に これさね…｡
Fasting at your age will put stress on your body.
その歳で 断食なんて 体に 負担が かかりますよ｡
改造手術のほうが➡
Reconstructive surgery is probably a lot easier, isn't it?
手っ取り早くて いいんじゃないですか？
Reconstructive surgery puts a lot more stress on the body!
改造手術のほうが 負担かかるだろ！
つうか どういう意味？
And what exactly do you mean by that?
I just want you to know that even if you lose weight, your face isn't going to change.
お前らに ひと言 言っておくけど➡
別にやせても 顔とかは変わらないからね｡
不細工なﾔﾂがやせても 不細工だから！
Ugly people are still ugly even if they lose weight.
Like I need to hear that from you.
ｵﾒｴには 言われたくないんだけどっ!!
(ｵﾅﾗ)
うっわぁ～！ ﾎﾝﾄに便秘だった！
She really was constipated!
Oh crap! Oh crap!
(お妙)九ちゃん！ (九兵衛)妙ちゃん｡
Kyu-chan.
Tae-chan...
どうしたね？ その腹… お前も便秘ｱﾙか？
What's wrong with your stomach?
Are you constipated too?
いや… ﾎﾞｸは 毎朝 快便だ｡
No, I go regularly every morning.
You don't have to answer her so seriously, Kyu-chan.
いや 真面目に答えなくて いいのよ 九ちゃん｡
実は ちょっと 筋肉のつきが甘かったのでな｡
Actually, I wanted to build more muscle...
肉体改造をしようと 肉をつけようとしたら➡
so I tried to reconstruct my body by putting on more weight, but I failed.
失敗して…｡ (東城)若ぁぁ!!
Young Master!
(東城)ｳｿはいけませんよ 若！ 若は 筋肉じゃなくて➡
You don't have to lie, Young Master.
It wasn't muscle you wanted, you wanted bigger boobs and you failed--
ｵｯﾊﾟｲを大きくしようとして失敗…｡
ぐあぁぁぁ…!!
It's broken. It's broken, Young Master!!
折れた！ 折れましたぞ 若ぁぁ!!
(尼僧)静粛に!!
Quiet!
Be quiet!
静粛にせんかぁ!!
いいかい？ 断食修行を始める前に➡
Listen up! Before we start fasting, there's something I want to tell you.
私は お前たちに 言っておきたいことがある！
私は お前らみたいなもんが 大っ嫌いだ！
I hate people like you.
己の欲望のままに 物をむさぼりくらい➡
Indulging in your desires as you gorge on food.
欲望のままに 怠慢な生活を送る｡
Indulging in your desires as you live a lazy lifestyle.
その 醜悪な体を見よ！ その醜く 肥え太った体は➡
Just look at that revolting body of yours.
That ugly overweight body...
己の心の醜さと思い知れ～!!
...is a reflection of your ugly soul!
いいかい！ お前たちの問題は 太っていることじゃなく➡
Listen up! Your problem isn't your weight.
その 心の弱さなんだ｡
It's your lack of will power!
和尚が いちばん 心 弱そうなんだけど｡
That nun looks like she has the least will power of all.
(尼僧)自分の体 生活さえ管理できない➡
Your weak mind that can't even control your body or your lifestyle is the problem.
その心に 問題があるんだ！
なんで 断食道場の人が いちばん太ってんの？
Why is the head of the fasting dojo the fattest of us all?
(尼僧)本気で 変わりたいと願うなら➡
If you're serious about changing then you must start by hating the person you are right now.
今の自分を とことん嫌いになるんだ｡
今の自分を否定し 捨て去ることで➡
Only by rejecting and discarding who you are now, will you be able to find a new you.
新しい自分を手に入れるんだ｡
いいかい！ 今から鏡を見せる｡
Listen, I'm going to show you a mirror.
この鏡に映った自分に ﾂﾊﾞを吐きかけ➡
Spit on your reflection in this mirror and shout "beep."
｢××！｣➡
…と叫べ｡ たった今から 醜い自分と決別するんだよ｡
Say goodbye to the ugly you.
じゃあ お前からだ｡ はい…｡
You start.
Okay. You "beep."
この ××…｡ 声が小さい！
Louder.
この ××!! よ～し！
You "beep"!
Good.
次は お前だ｡ はい｡
You're next.
Okay.
もっと ﾀﾝを絡ませろ！ (参加者)はい！
Use more spit.
Okay!
ｸｯ… ﾍﾟｯ！ この ××！
You "beep"!
(尼僧)よ～し その調子だ！
All right, that's the way!
はい 次！ はい…｡
Okay, next!
Okay...
何をもたもたしてるんだ？
Why are you hesitating?
自分と決別する度胸なくして 人が 変われる…｡
If you don't have the courage to break away from yourself,
then you'll never be able to change...
××死んじゃえば ｱﾝﾀ｡
You "beep." Die...
今 私に言わなかった？ 言ってません｡
You said that to me, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
言ってませんって… 私の顔から ﾂﾊﾞが垂れてるんだけど…｡
Like hell you didn't.
Then why do I have spit dripping down my face?
間違えました ごめんなさい｡
I missed. I'm sorry.
おい 聞けっ!! もう一度 確認するぞ！
Hey, listen up!
I'm gonna try this one more time.
この鏡に向かって ××と吐き捨て…！
Look into this mirror and shout "beep"...
You lewd "beep"!
この ｲﾝﾗﾝな ××めっ!! ぎゃあぁぁぁ!!
ぐえぇぇっ…！ どこを 痛めつけてほしいんだい？
Where? Where do you want me to hurt you?
言ってごらん… この醜い ××めぇ!!
Come on, say it! You ugly "beep"!
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
お～い！ 何してんだい？ やり過ぎ！
You've gone too far! Is this some kind of S&M play?
何のﾌﾟﾚｲをしてるんだぁぁ!!
あっ すみませんでした｡
I'm sorry.
鏡に映った 醜い自分を見ていたら なんか興奮してきちゃって…｡
When I saw the ugly reflection of myself in that mirror, I got excited...
何しにきたんだ お前はぁ!?
What the hell are you here for anyway?
ここ！ ここに向かって ﾂﾊﾞをかける！
Here! Just spit here!
××と吐き捨てればいいって 言ってんだよ 私は!!
I just said to shout "beep" really loud, that's all!
狙いを定める いいかい！ いけるかい～？
Aim right here. Okay? Can you do that?
Yes, I can.
ｳｯｽ！ 大丈夫であります！ (尼僧)よ～し じゃ 来いや～！
Good. Then do it!
はあぁぁっ… この➡
You "beep"!!
××!!
ごぉぉっ!!
やり過ぎだ…｡
You went too far.
それでは 本格的な断食修行にうつる｡
We will now start the actual fasting training.
食べて太ったとはいえ 事は 食べずにいればやせる➡
You may have gained weight by eating,
but that doesn't mean you'll lose weight if you stop eating.
という 単純な話ではない！
It's not as simple as that.
脂肪というのは 燃焼しなければ消えない｡
You have to burn fat to lose it.
つまり お前たちが 大っ嫌いな 運動をする必要があるわけだ｡
In other words, you must do what you people despise the most-exercise.
今日から １週間… 掃除 洗濯 この寺の すべての雑用を➡
Starting today for one week,
you will do all the chores in this temple such as cleaning and laundry.
お前たちにやってもらう｡ もちろん 断食道場だ｡
And because this is a fasting dojo, no meals will be served.
食事は 一切出さない！ (みんな)えぇ～！
But in exchange, we will give you something that you people love...
だが 代わりに お前たちみたいなもんの➡
大好きな このﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽを １人１枚ずつくれてやる！
[Potato Chips Consommé flavor]
We'll give each of you one potato chip.
あっ… ﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽ１枚!?
One potato chip? That's ridiculous!
ﾊﾞｶな… ７日間 ﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽ１枚で生きろというのか｡
She wants us to survive on one potato chip for seven days?
(神楽)冗談じゃないね！ (みんな)そうよそうよ！
Are you kidding me?
Yeah!
うす塩味にしてください！ そういう問題かっ!!
Can you make mine lightly salted?
You're missing the point.
いいだろう！ 何味でもくれてやる！
Fine. You can have whatever flavor you want.
ただし 食べることはできないよ｡ (どよめき)
But you are not allowed to eat it.
１週間内に その手持ちのﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽ １枚を食べてしまった者は➡
Whoever eats their potato chip during the week will be immediately expelled.
そこで 脱落とする！
ちょ… ちょっと待ちなさい！
W-Wait just a minute.
私は 醤油ﾊﾞﾀｰ味がいいです｡
Can you make mine soy sauce butter flavor?
あとにしろ～っ!!
Never mind that right now!
目の前に ﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽ ｻﾜｰｸﾘｰﾑｵﾆｵﾝ味が➡
You mean to tell me we'll have a sour cream and onion potato chip in front of our faces,
転がっているというのに それを食べてはいけない…➡
yet we're not allowed to eat it?
ということですか？ さりげなく所望したよ｡
I see you've casually put in your flavor request.
じゃあ 何のために？ それに １週間 何も食べずに➡
Then why are you giving it to us?
And how can we survive a week without food?
生き残ることが できると思ってるんですか？
ﾌﾝ… 私は 自分のﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽを➡
I said you can't eat your own potato chip.
食べてはいけないと 言ったんですよ｡
《あっ… まさか ｻﾊﾞｲﾊﾞﾙ戦…》
Could it be...this is a survival game?
《人のﾁｯﾌﾟを食らい 蹴落とし…》
By eating other people's chips and kicking them out of the game...
《１週間 生き延びろというのか…？》
That's how we're supposed to survive for a week?
《仲間どうしで ﾁｯﾌﾟを奪い合い…》
Fighting your friends over a chip...
《殺し合え と…》
And killing each other...
《そんな… そんなのって…》
That's... That's unheard of...
ﾁｯﾌﾟは 自分の命ともいえる代物｡
Think of the chip as your life.
大事にすることだ｡ (九兵衛)待ってください！
I suggest you treasure it.
Wait.
ﾎﾞｸは… ﾎﾞｸは…｡
I...
ｲﾀﾘｱﾝﾊﾞｼﾞﾙ味がいいです！ (尼僧)ﾏﾆｱｯｸだな おい…｡
...want mine to be Italian basil flavor!
I see you're a bit of a maniac.
♪♪～
＜神楽:断食道場生活も 今日で５日目に入った｡
Today is the fifth day at the fasting dojo.
修行に入る前に ﾀﾞｲｴｯﾄ志願者のうち➡
Before the program even started, half the participants left.
半数が姿を消した…｡
厳しい試練に 戦意を失ったのだ｡
They lost their fighting spirit in the face of such harsh training.
そして この５日間で もう半分が消えた｡
And in five days, half of the remaining participants left, too.
飢えに負け ﾎﾟﾃﾁに手を伸ばして…｡
They gave in to hunger and reached for their potato chip.
すでに残りは たった６人になっていた＞
There were only six participants left.
うぉ～っ！
(僧侶)精神 腹とも たるんでおる！
Both your spirit and your stomach are sagging!
集中せい！
Stay focused!
＜ この５日間 私たちは 何も口にしていない｡
In the last five days, nothing had passed through our lips.
ﾎﾟﾃﾁの誘惑をねじ伏せ 強大な空腹感と➡
The six of us have fought the temptation of the potato chip and battled with hunger.
戦い続けてきた６人｡
とてつもない精神力の 持ち主である彼女たちにも➡
We may have an enormous amount of willpower,
but even for us, we were approaching our limit.
限界が迫っていた＞
I said you can't eat your own potato chip.
((私は 自分のﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽを➡
食べてはいけないと 言ったんですよ))
＜和尚は そう言った…｡
That's what the nun said.
つまり この試練を 生き残るためには➡
In other words, in order to survive this test,
誰かのﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪い 食べなければならない｡
we must take someone's potato chip and eat it.
だが まずいことに ５日間の地獄を➡
Unfortunately, after going through five days of hell together,
共に切り抜けてきた私たちは➡
友情にも似た 奇妙な連帯感を 持ち始めていた｡
a strange sort of bond, almost like a friendship had developed between us.
困難な状況を同じくすると➡
Apparently a strong bond is formed when people go through difficult times together.
人は 強い絆が生まれるらしい＞
音楽とか 何聴く？ 演歌｡
What kind of music do you listen to?
Enka.
[Note: Enka is traditional Japanese music.]
＜ それも 仲の悪かった 連中ほど…＞
This was especially true for those who didn't get along before.
なんか 今日かわいいね｡ やぁね お妙さんこそ｡
You look kinda cute today.
Oh come on, you're the one that's cute, Otae-san.
＜神楽:ｼﾞｬｲｱﾝ映画版の原理である｡
It was the same principle as "Jaian" in the movies.
[Note: Refers to "The Truth behind Jaian looking like a nice guy in the movie version" back in Ep. 63.]
この生ぬるい空気をぶち破る 正当な理由が必要だった｡
I needed a legitimate reason to break through this friendly atmosphere.
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪ってもいい 正当な理由が…＞
A legitimate reason to take the potato chip.
Self defense.
＜正当防衛…｡
This is my plan.
私の作戦はこうだ… 飢えた連中の前に➡
Leave a potato chip in front of these starved guys.
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを放る… 飛びついてきたところを➡
When they pounce on it,
倒す！
That's mine!
That's when I defeat them!
And I'll eat their potato chip.
そして 相手のﾎﾟﾃﾁをいただく｡
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪われそうになったから 反撃した｡
Someone tried to steal my potato chip so I attacked them.
非難する者はいないはずだ…｡
No one can fault me for that.
しかし この作戦は 一歩間違えば➡
However, this plan is very risky.
自分のﾎﾟﾃﾁを食べられる 危険性をはらんでいた｡
One wrong move and my potato chip could be eaten by another person.
一瞬たりとも ﾎﾟﾃﾁから 目を離すことは許されない｡
I cannot allow my eyes to leave the potato chip for even a second.
瞬きすらも！＞
I cannot even blink!
Ca-Catherine.
《神楽:ｷｬ… ｷｬｻﾘﾝ！
No way!
ﾊﾞ… ﾊﾞｶな!?
What's going on?
どういうことだ… ｷｬｻﾘﾝが ｷｬｻﾘﾝが➡
Catherine... Catherine has already become a victim of the potato chip hunters.
すでにﾎﾟﾃﾁ狩りの餌食に！
いったい誰が？ 状況から見て➡
Who did this?
From the look of things, there's no doubt that she met a potato chip hunter.
ﾎﾟﾃﾁ狩りにあったのは 間違いない… いや 待てよ？
But, wait.
仲間意識が強まっていた あの状態で➡
Who on earth would do such a thing when our bond was getting so strong?
先んじてこんなﾏﾈをするﾔﾂは…》
I've made a huge mistake.
《私は とんでもない 間違いをしていた｡
私の作戦は ６人の間に絆が生まれ➡
My plan was based on the fact that the six of us had formed
動きがとれなくなったことを 前提とした作戦｡
a bond and therefore could not take action against each other.
だがもし 彼女たちが 動けないのじゃなく➡
But...
what if it was their choice not to take action rather than being unable to take action?
動かなかったのだとしたら…｡
What if being friends was all an act and there really was no bond?
あの仲よしこよしは ただの芝居で➡
仲間意識など はなから皆無｡
What if it was all just a strategic move to get people to let their guard
すべては ﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪うため 油断を誘うための➡
down so their potato chip could be stolen?
布石だったとしたら…》
Good job, Catherine!!
でかした ｷｬｻﾘﾝ！
Hah!
Dammit! Even the injury was an act!
《しまったぁ！ 負傷すらも芝居!!
２人で組み 一方は 私の注意をひきつけ➡
They were working together so that while one was distracting me,
一方は その隙に 私のﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪う作戦だったか！》
the other was aiming to take my potato chip.
You immature greenhorn!
《ｹﾂの青いｶﾞｷが…｡
You're a hundred years too early to try and trick us!
私たちを釣ろうなんざ 100年 早いんだよ！》
We haven't aged for nothing.
《これも 年の功ってやつさ｡
悪いが ｱﾝﾀのﾎﾟﾃﾁ 私たちが いただいたよ！》
Sorry, but we're gonna take your potato chip.
うぅっ…！ なにっ!?
What?!
《ｺｲﾂら… この統制のとれた 計算された動き！》
These guys...with their controlled and calculated movements...
《まさか…》
Don't tell me...
It was a double trap from the start?
《お登勢:最初から 二段構えだった…｡
ｴｻは ﾎﾟﾃﾁではなく 神楽自身…｡
The bait was Kagura, not the potato chip.
She made us believe we won and let us take the potato chip
私たちに 勝利を確信させ 隙を作るために➡
あえてﾎﾟﾃﾁを奪わせ➡
so we would let our guard down,
and pretended to be shaken up by the whole thing?
私たちに動揺を 見せつけていたのか！》
《狩りは 獲物を狩った瞬間が 一番 危険なのよ…｡
The most dangerous moment in hunting is the moment you've captured your prey.
獲物が 大きければ大きいほど 隙ができる｡
The bigger the prey, the more you let your guard down.
『ﾊﾝﾀｰ×ﾊﾝﾀｰ』３巻でも見て 出直してきな ﾊﾞﾊﾞｧども！》
Go read HUNTER x HUNTER, volume 3, before you try and take us on, old hags.
神楽ちゃん！ 私たちが押さえている間に➡
Kagura-chan! Take the potato chip to a safe place while we hold them down.
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを早く安全な場所へ！
We'll meet at the place we discussed earlier. We're counting on you!
落ち合う場所は 打ち合わせどおりに…｡
頼んだぞ！
Leave it to-
任せ… うっ！
《これは…｡
This is...!
Natto?
納豆！》
♪♪～
ｱﾝﾀら３人が手を組むことは 関係上 読めていた！
From the look of things, we expected the three of you to team up.
私たちが ３人目を➡
You didn't think...
抱き込む努力をしなかったとでも 思ったのかい！
...that we wouldn't try to get a third person to join us too?
しまった！
Dammit.
《遅い…柳生 九兵衛｡
You're slow! Kyubei Yagyu.
神速の剣の使い手と 聞いていたが➡
I hear you are a master swordsman with lightning fast skills,
今の重たい体じゃ 忍者の私に勝つなんて➡
but with that heavy body of yours, there is no way you can win against...
できっこないわ～！》
a ninja like me!
♪♪～
悪いな…｡
Sorry.
In order to train my legs,
ﾎﾞｸは ふだんから 足腰の鍛錬のため➡
I always wear heavy weights on my body.
体に重石をつけている｡
おかげで 背も あまり伸びなかったがな｡
Because of that...
I didn't grow tall but...
《お登勢:や… やせている～！
Sh-She's skinny!!
それじゃあ今までの あの体は…》
So all along, her body was...
《ｷｬｻﾘﾝ:鍛錬用の重石を 身につけていただけというのか》
...just padded with weights for training?
Then why on earth did she come to this fasting dojo?
《お登勢:それじゃあ ﾔﾂは いったい➡
何のために断食道場に!?》
《妙ちゃんと お泊まりが…》
To stay with Tae-chan...
まんまと騙されていたようだな｡
You've all been completely fooled.
すべては お前たちを欺くためが変装よ！
It was all a disguise to deceive you.
Training your body at all times.
《平常時から肉体の鍛錬｡
Not only that, disguising yourself to deceive the enemy...
さらに敵を欺く変装…｡
さすが柳生ね でも…》
I expect no less from a Yagyu... But...
If it's body training...
肉体の鍛錬なら 私だって➡
Then I'm not about to lose to you.
負けちゃいないわ！
Her glasses...
《ﾒｶﾞﾈが…》 《まさか あれも重石!?》
Don't tell me those were weights too?
《お登勢:ﾊﾞ… ﾊﾞｶな！ そんな 『ﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙ』みたいな設定➡
Th-That's ridiculous.
It sounds like something straight out of Dragon Ball.
今まであったか！》
I've never seen this before.
As a ninja, if we lose to others in agility...
忍者はね 身のこなしで負けたら➡
おしまいなのよ！
...then it's all over for us.
おしまいだぁ～！
It's over!
Where did you pick up garbage like that?
どこで拾ってきたんだ ﾃﾒｴ！ そんな生ｺﾞﾐ!!
あっ ﾎﾞｸのﾊﾞﾅﾅだ… 返してくれ！
Hey, that's my banana. Give it back to me.
お前かい！ なんで 剥き出しのﾊﾞﾅﾅ 常備してんだよ!!
It's yours?
Why do you have a half-peeled banana on you?
っつうか お前 こっそり食べてたろ！
Were you secretly eating it?
ﾊﾞﾅﾅは ﾌﾛｲﾄ的に言うと 男性器に見立てることができる｡
From a Freudian perspective, a banana represents the male organ.
おそらく九ちゃんは➡
Most likely, Kyu-chan yearns to be a man and so unconsciously
男性への憧れから無意識にﾊﾞﾅﾅを｡
has taken the banana and...
Spare us the psychoanalysis.
しようもねえ考察いらねえから!!
とにかく私は 負けるわけにはいかない！
In any case, I cannot afford to lose.
私が 敵の動きを封じる！ その間に…➡
I'll stop the enemy's movements.
And while I do that...
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを取り返して！
You get the potato chips back.
誰に言ってんだ！ ﾃﾒｴ!! ﾒｶﾞﾈをかけろ～！
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Put on your glasses!
頼むから 敵を狙え～！ ねばって ねばってって…｡
Please! Aim at the enemy!
It's so sticky...so sticky...
Damn...you...
ｸｯ… この…!! あっ ﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽが！
The potato chip!
(２人)む～っ！ ﾎﾟﾃﾁをよこしなさい！
Hand over the potato chip.
You're not gonna make anyone happy by losing weight.
ｱﾝﾀがやせたって 別に誰も喜ばないわよ！
ｵﾒｴに言われたくないんだよ！ ××が!!
Yeah, you're one to talk! You "beep"!
(２人)うっ… あぁ～！
(神楽)うわっ 最悪だ！
This is the worst!
(お妙)すべてのﾎﾟﾃﾁが揃ったのに！ 届きそうで届かない!!
All the potato chips are here!
They're so close, yet so far!
ｸｿだらぁ！ 負けるか!!
Damn it!
I'm not gonna lose!
The potato chips are mine!
ﾎﾟﾃﾁは私のものだ～！
ｽﾘﾑに… 美しい体になるんだ！
I'm gonna be slim...have a beautiful body!
うおぉ～…｡ 女の意地を見せてやる～!!
I'll show you a woman's pride!
うりゃあ～！
《我ながら くさい芝居と感じていた｡
Even I could see how bad my acting was.
そう これは罠｡
That's right, this is a trap.
My lethal weapon of only pretending to want the potato chip
ﾎﾟﾃﾁを求める体を装っていたが➡
so I could draw the others to my chip.
これは 他の連中をﾎﾟﾃﾁへと誘う➡
私のﾘｰｻﾙｳｪﾎﾟﾝ｡
My lightly salted potato chip isn't just any old lightly salted chip.
私のうす塩味のﾎﾟﾃﾁは ただの うす塩味ではなかった》
《我ながら 女優になれると感心していた｡
Even I was impressed with my acting skills.
My sour cream and onion isn't just any old sour cream and onion.
私のｻﾜｰｸﾘｰﾑｵﾆｵﾝは ただのｻﾜｰｸﾘｰﾑｵﾆｵﾝじゃなかった》
《ﾊﾞﾚはしないかと 内心 ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷしていた｡
I was really nervous people could see right through me.
My Italian basil isn't just any old Italian basil.
ﾎﾞｸのｲﾀﾘｱﾝﾊﾞｼﾞﾙは ただのｲﾀﾘｱﾝﾊﾞｼﾞﾙじゃない！》
《小娘たちとは踏んできた人生の 場数が違うんだよ！
I have a hell of a lot more experience than these young gals.
ｱﾀｼのｶﾗﾑｰﾁｬは ただのｶﾗﾑｰﾁｬじゃないのさ！》
My spicy hot chip isn't just any old spicy hot chip.
《銀さんに ｹﾂを ぶっ叩かれたかった｡
I wanted Gin-san to give me a good spanking.
My soy sauce butter chip wasn't just any old soy sauce butter chip.
私の醤油ﾊﾞﾀｰは ただの醤油ﾊﾞﾀｰじゃなかった》
《…のり塩！ …のり塩!!》
...seaweed salt...seaweed salt.
《食べたければ食べるがいいわ！
Eat it if you want.
私の うす塩味には…》
In my lightly salted...
《ｻﾜｰｸﾘｰﾑｵﾆｵﾝには…》
In my sour cream and onion...
《ｲﾀﾘｱﾝﾊﾞｼﾞﾙには…》 《お登勢:ｶﾗﾑｰﾁｬには…》
In my Italian basil...
In my spicy hot...
《醤油ﾊﾞﾀｰには…》 《ｷｬｻﾘﾝ:のり塩には…》
In my soy sauce butter...
In my seaweed salt...
(みんな) 強力な下剤が入ってんだよ！
...is a powerful laxative!!
Eat it and you'll be shot up to the heavens!
食べたら速攻 昇天だ～！
《神楽:私は ｵｼｬﾚにｲﾀﾘｱﾝﾊﾞｼﾞﾙでも…》
The fashionable Italian basil for me.
《お妙:ｶﾗﾑｰﾁｬでも…》
Spicy hot for me.
Soy sauce butter for me.
《九兵衛:醤油ﾊﾞﾀｰでも…》 《お登勢:のり塩でも…》
Seaweed salt for me.
《さっちゃん:うす塩でも…》
Lightly salted for me.
I'll try the sour cream and onion one.
《ｷｬｻﾘﾝ:ｻﾜｰｸﾘｰﾑｵﾆｵﾝでも 食べさせてもらうとするわ！》
《みんな:久しぶりのﾎﾟﾃﾁの味 噛みしめるがいい！
The long awaited taste of potato chips... Chew it well...
くたばりやがれ！》
Go to hell!
(尼僧) いやぁ こんな楽な商売ないわ｡
I tell you. This is the easiest business ever.
断食修行だか何だか 知らないけど➡
This fasting training camp or whatever you want to call it.
修行料まきあげて 経費は ﾎﾟﾃﾄﾁｯﾌﾟｽ５～６袋でしょ｡
We collect the participation fee and our only expense is five or six bags of potato chips.
The money keeps rolling in.
金たまるわ たまるわ！
おまけに 寺の雑用やってくれるし｡
And to top it off, they even take care of the chores around the temple.
で 今回は どうだったの？
So how did it go this time?
何日まで 何人 残った？
How many people survived after how many days?
Well, that's the thing...
(僧侶)それが… なんと 初の 修了者が…｡
Amazingly, we had people who completed the training for the first time.
(尼僧)えっ ﾏｼﾞで？ (僧侶)しかも６人！
Huh? You serious?
And not only that, there were six of them.
(尼僧)へぇ～ 世の中 成せば成るのね！
Really? I guess where there's a will there's a way.
(お登勢/ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)あぁ…｡
(九兵衛/さっちゃん)はぁ…｡
(神楽/お妙)はぁ～…｡
The next episode...
"Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points."
[The man called "Turtle" has a well thought out plan and an invisible cloak.]
[He feeds only when his prey appears. His profession is a sniper who can kill with a single shot.]