[Today, there'll be two episodes again. "OKAMA in love" and "Kagura and the umbrella."]
[Note: "Okama" means cross-dresser or drag queen in Japanese.]
[And "Katsura Enrichment Week" Part III, is going on. You'll see more details after the show's ending song!]
(新八)これもすべて たまった家賃を➡
We're doing this to earn back payments on our rent, Gin-san.
払いきるためですからね 銀さん｡
(銀時)銀さんじゃねえ｡ ﾊﾟｰ子だ｡
It's not Gin-san. I'm Pako right now.
Today, I forget all about the pride of being a man and the thing that hangs between my legs.
今日は 股にぶら下ってる 男のﾌﾟﾗｲﾄﾞは忘れてきた｡
(西郷)おい！ ２人とも 笑顔が足りないわよ｡
Hey, you two aren't smiling. Smile!
That's right. Right now you guys are...
(ﾊﾞﾈ子)そうよ あなたたちは今…｡ (ﾜｶﾒ)夜に舞う 華麗な蝶！
...splendid butterflies dancing in the night.
(ｱｺﾞ美)このｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙﾀﾞﾝｽﾁｰﾑ…｡
This special dancing team...
(西郷)KAMAXILEの 一員なんだからね！
You're a member of Kamaxile!
[Note: A parody of Exile, a 14-member Japanese pop music band. And "Kama," short for "okama" (drag queen).]
(客)ｺﾗ！ もっと ちゃんと踊らんかい!!
Hey! Dance better!
うっせぇ ｺﾗ！ 殺すぞ ﾊｹﾞ!! (ﾊﾞﾈ子)ちょ… ｱﾝﾀ 客に向かって！
You shut up! I'll kill you, Baldy!
Hey, you, he's our customer!
["Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-dressing"]
[GIRLY BOY CLUB]
はい 今回のお給料｡ ﾊﾟｰ子とﾊﾟﾁ恵 ２人分よ｡
[PAYMENT]
Here's the payment for both Pako and Pachie.
ありがとうございます｡ (西郷)ﾒﾁｬｸﾁｬだったけど➡
Thank you very much.
You were a mess, but thank you for helping us out when we were short on staff.
人が足りないときに来てもらって 助かったわ｡
You can officially join KAMAXILE and be a real member if you'd like.
あなたたちだったら 正式に KAMAXILEのﾒﾝﾊﾞｰに➡
入れてあげてもいいわよ｡ うるせぇよ！
Shut up. Who would wanna join your toad-ugly group?!
誰が好んで お前ら GAMAGAELEの ﾒﾝﾊﾞｰに入ると思ってんだ｡
Hey, that's so rude of you! Who's an ugly toad?
(ﾊﾞﾈ子)ちょ… 失礼ね！ 誰が GAMAGAELEよ!!
We know we're beautiful, so stop being jealous, already!
私たちが美しいからって 嫉妬も いいかげんにしてちょうだい！
That's right! He's jealous of us! He's envious!
(ﾜｶﾒ)そうよ 妬みよ 嫉みよ！
Hey, you guys, it's too late to think positively after you look in the mirror.
おい お前ら！ ﾎﾟｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞｼﾝｷﾝｸﾞは 鏡 見てからでも遅くねえぞ｡
(ﾊﾞﾈ子/ﾜｶﾒ)んだと!?
What?!
ふぅ… お疲れさま｡ あっ！ ｱｺﾞ美さん｡
Good work today.
Ah, Agomi-san.
ｱｺﾞ美じゃないわよ｡ あずみよ｡ はぁ…｡
It's not Agomi. My name is Azumi.
なんか 元気ないですね｡ あの子 最近 ずっとああなの｡
For some reason, she seems depressed.
She's been like that lately.
仕事には出さないんだけど 終わったとたん あの調子なの｡
She's all right at work, but right after she finishes, she gets like that.
Ah, I guess all her energy goes right to her chin.
ｱｺﾞに生気 全部 持って いかれちまったんじゃねえか｡
Maybe so.
(ﾊﾞﾈ子/ﾜｶﾒ)そうかも！ ｱﾊﾊﾊﾊ!!
Get home safe.
(ﾜｶﾒ)じゃ 気をつけてね｡ お疲れさまです！
Have a nice night.
There's no scarier place than that.
つうか ここより おっかねえとこは ねえだろ｡
That's true. It's like "Scary Face Safari Park."
(神楽)まったくｱﾙ｡ 顔面ｻﾌｧﾘﾊﾟｰｸね｡
(ｱｺﾞ美)待って！
Hey, wait!
Agomi-san.
ｱｺﾞ美さん｡ あずみよ｡
My name is Azumi.
万事屋のあなたたちに お願いがあって…｡
I have something to ask you, Odd Jobs.
[RAMEN DAIGAKUIN]
(ｱｺﾞ美)２週間前のことだったわ｡
...It was two weeks ago...
私は いつものように 仕事帰り いきつけのﾗｰﾒﾝ屋に寄ったの｡
As usual, I stopped by my favorite ramen shop after work.
Here's your boiling stone bowl ramen special!
((店員:はい 灼熱石焼きﾗｰﾒﾝ 特盛り お待ちどお！
ｷｬｰｯ おいしそう！ いただきま～す!!
Wow! It looks so yummy!
Let's eat!
It's hot!!
ｱﾁｰｯ!!
Owwww!
ｱﾁﾁﾁ ｱﾁ ｱﾁﾁﾁ…！
(十郎太)大丈夫… ですか？))
Are you...all right?
(ｱｺﾞ美)そのとき はっきり わかった｡
At that moment, I realized it.
そう これは ひと目惚れなんだって！
That's right.
It was love at first sight!
って… おい！ 聞いてる!?
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
I guess I'm lacking sleep. I feel dizzy, Shinpachi-kun.
ｵﾚ… 寝不足みたいだわ｡ なんか 頭 ｸﾗｸﾗしてきたわ 新八君｡
大丈夫ですよ｡ ﾎﾞｸも 十分 ｸﾗｸﾗしてますよ 銀さん｡
Don't worry. I'm really dizzy, too, Gin-san.
I feel like I'm pregnant. I feel like throwing up so bad, Gin-chan.
(神楽)私 妊娠したみたいｱﾙ｡
なんか すさまじい吐き気が するｱﾙ 銀ちゃん｡
Don't worry. I'm about to throw up, too, Kagura.
大丈夫だ｡ ｵﾚも 今にも吐きそうだ 神楽｡
彼の名前は 十郎太｡
His name is Jurota.
かぶき町でも有名なｸﾗﾌﾞ 高天原の 新人ﾎｽﾄよ｡
He's a rookie host at Takamagahara, a well-known club in Kabukicho.
高天原って あの狂死郎さんの…｡
Takamagahara... That's Kyoshiro-san's...
私は しょせん ﾎｽﾃｽ｡ 彼は ﾎｽﾄ｡
I'm just another hostess... And he's a host...
そう… 私みたいに無垢な乙女は➡
That's right. An innocent young girl like me is destined to play around.
いいように もてあそばれる さだめ…｡
I think I'm suffering from auditory hallucinations.
なんか 幻聴が聞こえたんだけど｡
この人 自分のこと 乙女って 言った気がしたよ 新八君｡
It sounded like he described himself as an innocent young girl, Shinpachi-kun.
Don't worry, he really did say "innocent girl," Gin-san.
大丈夫ですよ｡ 乙女って はっきり言いましたよ 銀さん｡
うぅ… おえっ！
Are you all right, Kagura?
大丈夫か!? 神楽！ 神楽ちゃん!!
Kagura-chan.
I've never suffered so much over a passionate love affair before.
私… こんな苦しくも燃える恋 したことがなかった｡
だから 助けてほしいの！ 私 もう 死にたいくらいに苦しいの!!
So I need your help!
I'm really suffering. It almost makes me want to die.
All right, here we go!
は～い じゃ いきま～す｡
Hey! Why are you going to kill me?!
って… おい！ 何 殺そうとしてんの!?
Well, you said you wanted to die, so I was going to help you on your journey.
いや ほら 死にたいって言うから 旅立ちのお手伝いしようかなって｡
I was going to be the travel agent for hell.
地獄の旅行代理店に なろうかなって｡
That's not what I meant!
そうじゃないわよ！ 私の恋の 行く末を助けてほしいのよ！
I want you to help lead me to love!
I want you to put me on an international flight of love!
恋の国際線に乗せてほしいのよ！ おえっ！
国際線じゃ ﾑﾘなんだよ！
That kind of international flight is impossible!
Even if you had a spaceship that can travel at warp speed,
[Note: Parody of Space Battleship Yamato.]
ﾜｰﾌﾟができる宇宙戦艦でもねえと➡
an old man's love would never reach that host!
おっさんの恋は ﾎｽﾄまで届かねえんだよ！
Who's the old man in love?!
誰が おっさんの恋じゃ～!! (３人)ｵﾒｴだよ!!
It's you!
(ｱｺﾞ美の泣き声)
If I don't do something, I'll go crazy.
このままじゃ 私 どうにか なっちゃいそう…｡
恋のﾓﾝｽﾀｰになってしまいそうよ｡
I feel like I'm going to turn into a love monster!
いや もう十分 ﾓﾝｽﾀｰなんですけど｡
Well, you already are a monster, I guess.
ｵ～ｲ ｵｲｵｲ… 力になってくんないなら➡
If you can't help me out, comfort me at least!
せめて 私を慰めて～っ！ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ！ 乙女な おっさんの➡
No way! No, no!
Healing the loneliness of an innocent old man
寂しさ埋めるなんて 万事のうちに入ってません！
isn't on the list of the Odd Job's job duties!
(ｱｺﾞ美) じゃあ どうすりゃいいのよ…｡
Then what do you think I should do?!
銀さん…｡
Gin-san...
はぁ… 仕方ねえ｡
I guess we have no choice.
[Three days later...]
狂死郎に ひとつ頼んでみるか｡
We can try asking Kyoshiro.
いらっしゃいませ｡ ようこそ ﾎｽﾄｸﾗﾌﾞ 高天原へ｡
Welcome to the host club, Takamagahara.
《ｱｺﾞ美:そう… 私は 新米の黒服 ｱｺﾞ之介となった｡
That's right. I started working as a new host
in a black suit under the name Agonosuke.
私は 本当の姿を 心の奥底にしまったのだ｡
I locked away my true self deep in the bottom of my heart.
もちろん それは苦渋の選択…｡
Of course, it was a painful choice.
わかってる！ ２人の心の距離が 近くなるわけじゃない…》
I know... It doesn't mean the distance between our hearts is getting any closer.
元気ないぞ！ ｱ ｺﾞ 美!!
Hey, you look like you're down! A-go-mi!
えっ？ そ～お？
Huh? Is that so?
この ﾊﾞｶﾁﾝが!! ﾌﾞﾍﾞﾗｯ！
You idiot!
…ったく 名前 呼ばれただけで すぐ本性 出しやがって｡
Really... You showed your true colors so quickly after I called you by name.
やる気あんのか このﾔﾛｳ！
Are you even trying, you bastard?!
おい いいか｡ ｵﾚたちが ｲﾔ～な客になって➡
Hey, listen up.
We're gonna act like angry customers and pick a fight with Jurota.
十郎太の野郎に絡む｡
ｵﾒｴは ｵﾚたちから 野郎を守ってやるんだよ｡
You protect him from us.
そうすりゃ 少しは ﾔﾂとの距離も近づくだろう？
Then the distance between your hearts will shrink.
ﾊﾟｰ子…｡
Pako...
私 今 恋してなかったら➡
I...If I wasn't falling in love with him, I would fall in love with you guys.
あなたたちに 惚れてるところだったわ｡
Please don't!
(３人)勘弁してください｡
Hello, I'm Jurota, the person you requested. It's nice to meet you.
(十郎太)どうも｡ ご指名に あずかりました 十郎太です｡
よろしく お願いしま…｡
Wow! You're so cute!
ﾔｯﾀﾞ～！ なんか かわいい！ ﾎﾝﾄ！ 惚れちゃいそう！
So true! I'm going to fall for you!
ねぇねぇ もっとｻｰﾋﾞｽするね!!
Hey, give us more services!
(十郎太)ちょっ… お客さん！ これくらい 当たり前でしょ｡
Hey, wait...miss!
We do get more, right?!
《ｱｺﾞ美さん 今です！》
Agomi-san, now is the time!
You're using us as steppingstones to build up a trusting relationship with him!
《ｵﾚたちを踏み台にして ｺｲﾂとの信頼を築け！》
その肌… 食べちゃいたい｡
That smooth skin... I want to eat it...
台なしじゃねえか!! ﾊﾞﾓﾗｯ！
You messed up!
《仕方ない 銀さん｡ ﾌﾟﾗﾝＢです》
We have no choice, Gin-san!
Let's go to plan B!
ほら！ 気を取り直して 一気に飲んで！
Well now, let's lighten the mood a bit. Chug that!
いや… さすがに こんな…｡ かっこいいとこ 見たいｱﾙ！
Well, but this is too...
Show us how cool you are!
《そう… 無理やり ﾎｽﾄに 飲ませる客は 厄介そのもの！
That's right. The customer who forces a host to drink is...
...a real troublemaker!
ｱｺﾞ美！ 今こそ お前の出番だ！》
Agomi, this is your chance!!
すみません 十郎太さん｡
Excuse me, Jurota-san...
そのお酒 私に いただかせてください｡
...let me have that drink.
ｱｺﾞ之介さん…｡
Agonosuke-san...
《いくわよ あずみ…》
Here we go...Azumi...
《やるしかないわ｡
I can do this!
Men have courage!
男は度胸 女は愛嬌！ ｵｶﾏは 最強よ～!!》
Women are lovable! But cross-dressers are the most passionate!
ｱｺﾞ之介さん!!
Agonosuke-san!
A-Are you all right?!
(十郎太)だ… 大丈夫ですか？
よかった… 助かったよ ｱｺﾞ之介さん｡
I'm so relieved...
You saved me, Agonosuke-san.
(ﾎｽﾄ)ありがとうございました！
Thanks for coming.
いや～ なんだかんだで ｱｺﾞ美さん よかったですね｡
Well, all kinds of things were happening, but it was good for Agomi-san.
まぁな｡
Sort of.
(西郷)待ちな｡
Wait.
西郷さん｡
Saigo-san.
(ﾎｽﾄ)おい ｱｺﾞ之介｡ 手 空いたら ﾎｽﾄの更衣室の掃除 頼むわ｡
Hey, Agonosuke, when you're free,
can you clean up the locker room for your fellow hosts?
かしこまりました｡
Certainly.
(鼻歌)
(西郷)ｱﾝﾀら あの子を どうしようってんだい？
[HOST LOCKER ROOM]
What are you guys doing with him?
どうもしねえよ｡
Nothing really.
ｱｺﾞ美が望んだことだ｡ 背中を少し押してやってるだけだ｡
It's what Agomi wanted. So we're just giving him a supportive push.
ｱﾝﾀ わかってんだろ？
But you do know, right?
(西郷)ｵｶﾏの恋は しょせん 報われぬ恋｡
In the end, Agomi's love won't ever be reciprocated.
相手が普通のﾎｽﾄなら なおさら…｡ 余計なことして➡
Besides, he's an ordinary host, especially around them.
If you do something unnecessary, and it hurts him, what are you going to do?
あの子を傷つけたりしたら どうするんだい？
まさか ２人が うまくいくなんて➡
Don't tell me you think things will work out between them.
甘いこと 考えてんじゃ ないだろうね？
心配ねえよ｡
No need to worry.
ｱｺﾞ美は 今 本物の少女以上に恋する乙女だ｡
It's like Agomi is more a young girl in love than a real girl right now.
遠目で 男 見てても 幻想ばかりが膨らむ｡
Just looking at a man from a distance gives him a fantasy.
現実の男ってのは いつでも汚ねえもんだ｡
But men in the real world are always nasty.
女の扱いだけじゃねえ｡
And not only in the way they treat woman...
生活態度から においから何まで➡
...but also in their lifestyle, the way they smell, everything.
本当の姿ってのを見りゃ ｱｺﾞ美の妄想も打ち砕かれるだろ｡
If Agomi finds out about their real lives, his fantasies will be crushed.
ｷﾞｬ～ｯ!!
そうすりゃあ ｱｲﾂも➡
Then she'll...
新たな明日に 向かう必要に気づくさ｡
...realize that she has to move on for the sake of tomorrow.
銀さん…｡
Gin-san...
ｲﾔ～！
No!
(ｱｺﾞ美)これって… これって…➡
This is...
...Jurota-kun's...
十郎太君の… においじゃないの!!
...smell!
これって 十郎太君のﾛｯｶｰ？ ｵｰ ｲｴｽ！ ｵｰ ｽｲｰﾂ!!
Is this Jurota-kun's locker?
Oh, yes! Oh, sweet!
なに これ!? ﾅｲｽ ｽﾒﾙ！ もう ﾀﾞﾒ！ 昇天！ 昇天よ～!!
What's this? Nice smell! Oh, no! I'm going up! I'm rising to heaven!
ん？
ﾖﾌｫ～ｯ！
(十郎太)ﾊﾊﾊ！ そんなんじゃないよ！
It's not like that!
じゃあ お疲れ！
Well, see you later!
Wow! Great!
おおっ すげえ！
ｱｺﾞ之介さん 掃除 がんばってくれたんだ！
Agonosuke-san must be working really hard to clean up!
あ… ｱｺﾞ之介さん？ (ｱｺﾞ美)そうよ ﾊﾞﾚちゃったわね｡
A-Agonosuke-san...
That's right... You found out...
それなら いっそ…｡
And so I might as well...
(十郎太)ｷﾞｬｱ～ｯ！
ｱｺﾞ美さん 結局 不祥事を起こしたとかで➡
It looks like Agomi-san quit the club after disgracing himself.
お店やめたみたいですよ｡
やっぱ 叶わぬ恋だったｱﾙか｡
It ended up being his hopeless love.
真剣な想いも ときに残酷な 結末があるってことだ｡
Serious feelings sometimes have a cruel ending, you know.
ｱｺﾞ美も これで新たな明日に 向かって生きていけるはず…｡
But Agomi will move on for the sake of a new tomorrow.
お待たせ～！
Thanks for waiting!
ううん 全然 待ってなんかないわよ！
Oh, no! I didn't wait at all.
(ｱｺﾞ美)じゃ 行きましょ！ (十郎太)うん あずみさん！
Well, let's go!
Yeah, Azumi-san.
銀さん あれ 何すか？
Gin-san...What's...that?
いや だから… 新たな明日に 向かっちゃったんだろ｡
Well, you know... He moved on for the sake of a new tomorrow...
十郎太君が…｡ (新八たち)ええ～っ!?
...with Jurota-kun.
What the...?!
今日も雨か…｡
It's raining today, too...
こうも ｼﾞﾒｼﾞﾒした日が続くと➡
When rainy days come so often, it makes my heart gloomy as well.
気持まで陰気くさくなって いけねえや｡
ｼﾞﾒｼﾞﾒｼﾞﾒｼﾞﾒ… 頭の中にまで ｶﾋﾞ生えそうｱﾙ｡
Rainy day, rainy day, more rainy days... It makes my brain moldy, too.
もう 生えてるだろ｡
It was already like that.
もう お天道様 何日 拝んでねえんだ？
How many days have we not seen the sun?
股に ｷﾉｺ生えそうだぜ｡ (神楽)もう 生えてるｱﾙ｡
It looks like mushrooms are growing on my crotch.
It was already like that.
はぁ… 仕事こねえし➡
There are no clients. I don't feel like going out in the rain.
雨降ってっから 外 出る気もしねえし➡
金もねえし 定春くせえし ｵﾚの足もくせえし 新八だし｡
There's no money.
Sadaharu stinks and my feet stink, too, and so does Shinpachi.
新八だし って何ですか!? 足の裏と並べないでください！
What do you mean, "so does Shinpachi"? Don't compare me to your feet.
２人とも なに ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞになってるんですか？
Why are you two being so negative? Cheer up!
しっかりしてくださいよ！ もうすぐ梅雨も終わります｡
The rainy season will be over soon.
そうしたら ｲﾔというほど 太陽の光 浴びれますよ！
Then you can get as much sunlight as you want.
だから 嫌いなんだよ 梅雨って｡
...That's why I hate the rainy season.
そもそも 梅雨って名前も いかがなもんだろ｡
I'm kind of dubious about the name "Tsuyu," anyway.
[Note: Tsuyu means rainy season.]
もう 名前から湿っぽいだろ｡
Just hearing to it makes me feel down.
聞くだけで 気が滅入ってくるだろ｡
Just listening to it makes me feel down.
しようがないでしょ！ 梅雨なんだから｡
It can't be helped because it's the rainy season.
もっと こう 別の名前で呼ばね？ ｽｶｯとするやつ｡
Why don't we call it by a different name?
Something with a more exhilarating tone.
ﾊｯﾋﾟｰﾊﾞｰｽﾃﾞｰつ～ゆ～ とかにしねえ？
How about "Happy Birthday To You?"
[Note: Japanese pronounce "to you" like tsu-yu. Tsuyu = rainy season.]
長くないですか？
...Isn't that a little long?
(神楽)言いづらいｱﾙ｡ 女の子の日がいいｱﾙ｡
It's too difficult to say. I prefer "Girl's Day."
[Note: Kagura refers to the day of a girl's menstrual period.]
いや 違う日に聞こえるから｡ もっと言いづらいから｡
No, that sounds like a different day.
That's even more difficult to say.
放送時間的に 言いづらいから それ！
And it's not even an appropriate word for a show in this timeslot.
じゃあ 真ん中とって ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲにしよう｡
Then let's adopt the middle viewpoint and call it "Independence Day."
どこが真ん中なんですか！ 何から独立したんですか!?
Why is that the middle?
以後 梅雨のことは ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲと呼ぶように｡
From now on, call "Tsuyu" "Independence Day."
とにかく あの… ｺﾞﾎﾝ｡
Anyway...well... "Independence Day" will be over soon, so let's cheer up!
ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲも もうすぐ終わりますから➡
気持 切り替えて ﾋﾞｼｯといきましょう！
いやぁ ﾎﾝﾄ梅雨は ｲﾔだわ｡
Man, I really hate "Tsuyu"!
(神楽)もう何もする気がしないｱﾙ｡
I don't feel like doing anything.
あれ… ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲ言わないの？ 結構 恥ずかしかったのに…｡
...Huh? Aren't you going to use "Independence Day"?
I felt a bit embarrassed saying that.
ん…？ 今 新八君 ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝ… なんとかって言わなかった？
Huh? Shinpachi-kun, did you just say "Indepen...something"? What's that?
何それ？ い… 言ってないよ！
No-No, I didn't... I didn't say that! What's that?!
言ってねえよ そんなん 何それ！
いや 言ったよ 今｡ ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝなんとかって…｡
Yeah, you just said it. "Indepen...something."
流行ってんの それ？ かっこいいの それ？
Isn't it popular right now? Is it something cool?
言ってねえよ！ 知らねえし そんなん！
I didn't say that! I don't even know what it is!
(神楽)つうか お前ら うるさいｱﾙ｡ ｲﾗｲﾗするから黙っとけや！
You guys are too noisy!
Stop annoying me and just shut up!
いちばん ｲﾗｲﾗしてんのは 誰だと思ってんだよ！
Who do think is the most annoying person?
ｱﾝﾀら ﾎﾞｸに あたりたいだけじゃないかよ！
You guys are just taking your stress out on me!
Not really. I don't take my stress out on you.
別に あたってなんかいねえよ｡ 全然 ｲﾗｲﾗしてねえし｡
I'm not annoying at all, either.
Don't talk! I'm so annoyed listening to you guys talk!
つうか しゃべんな ｲﾗｲﾗする！ お前らが しゃべってると！
お前が しゃべんな！ お前 それ 何それ!?
You're the one who shouldn't be talking! What's that?
頭のそれ！ 変なのついてるよ！
Those mini gongs on your head! There's something ugly on your head!
Oh? Why do you wear only one sleeve of that robe?!
(神楽)あれ？ なんで 着物 片腕 脱いでんの？
なに それ ちゃんと着れば？ やれやれ！ ﾎﾞｸ➡
Why don't you wear it properly?!
Good grief! I give up! I don't care about you guys anymore!
もう止めないから 知らねえから もう ｱﾝﾀらのことなんて！
Shut up!
うっせえ お前！ (神楽)ﾒｶﾞﾈ うるさい!!
Shut up, Four-eyes!
Who you calling Four-eyes?!
["There's Almost a 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It"]
Why do I have to go out with you guys on such a rainy day?
なんで こんな雨降りのなか➡
仲よく 外出しなきゃならねえんだ？
家の中で 悶々としてるから➡
When we stay in the house and brood, we get depressed.
気持まで 陰惨になってくるんですよ｡
こういうときほど 外出しなきゃ｡
We should go out at such times.
それに たまには いいじゃないですか？
And this isn't so bad, you know.
こういうのも｡ 季節ごとの風情を➡
An Edokko should enjoy each season's highlights.
[Note: Edokko is a Japanese term referring to a person born and raised in Edo/Tokyo.]
楽しむのが 江戸っ子ってもんでしょ｡
例えば ほら 傘をさして歩く女の子とか｡
For example, look! Here come some girls walking with umbrellas.
Aren't they pure and beautiful?
楚々として 趣があるでしょ？
(女の子たち)ｳﾌﾌ！
傘さした女なんて 年中 見てるだろうが｡
We see girls with umbrellas all throughout the year.
濡れて ｽｯｹｽｹになった Ｔｼｬﾂのほうが よっぽど趣が…｡
And girls with wet see-through T-shirts are more...
…うん？ おい 何やってんだ？ お前｡
Hey, what are you doing?
神楽ちゃん 風邪ひくよ｡
Kagura-chan, you'll catch a cold.
(神楽)…ぶっ壊れたｱﾙ｡
...It's broken.
Huh?
あ？ 傘 ぶっ壊れたｱﾙ｡
My umbrella is broken.
いいね ほっとけよ｡
Just leave me alone.
Women sometimes want to walk in the rain.
女には 雨にうたれて 歩きたいときもあるね！
Hey. Your head is what's broken!
おい！ ぶっ壊れてるのは お前の頭だろ？
なんだろう？ ほっとけ｡
What's with her?
Just leave her alone.
ｶﾞｷは 雨だの嵐だの 台風だのが好きなんだよ｡
Brats like rain, storms, typhoons and all that kind of stuff.
(女の子)ねぇ ねぇ 聞いてよ！
今日ね 寺子屋で 好きな人と 目 合っちゃったの！
…そういや 洗剤 切れてましたね｡
By the way, we ran out of laundry detergent.
[OEDO STORE]
ﾌﾝ｡
銀ちゃん 酢昆布 買ってきてくれたｱﾙか？
Gin-chan, did you buy my pickled seaweed?
ﾃﾒｴで買え ｸｿｶﾞｷ ﾎﾚ｡
Buy it yourself, brat.
Here.
あっ！
い… いらないね そんなﾁｬﾗついた傘｡
I-I don't want it. That umbrella is too flashy.
Who said it was for you?
誰が お前のもんと言った？
ｺｲﾂは ｵﾚがさすんだ ﾃﾒｴは その汚ねえのさしてろ｡
This is for me. Just use that dirty one.
いやぁ いいですね 銀さん その傘 涼しげで 粋ですよ！
Wow, nice umbrella, Gin-san. It looks cool and chic.
This is nice, isn't it? Even though it only costs 100 yen.
いいだろう これ？ 100円だけどな ﾌﾞﾊﾊﾊ!!
Hey, wait! That's weird. It's weird if a man uses it! I can take it if you like.
(神楽)ｵｲ 待てよ～！ 変ｱﾙよ なんか それ➡
男が持ってたら 変ね！ 私もらってあげても いいｱﾙよ！
That's all right. It's all right if women walk in the rain.
いいんだよ 女は雨にうたれてろい！
♪♪～
It's raining again today...
今日も雨か…｡
雨が降るたび 出かけてますね 神楽ちゃん｡
Whenever it rains, Kagura-chan goes out.
やっぱ 女の子っすね｡
She really is a girl at heart.
Humph. Brats like rain, storms, typhoons, and all that kind of stuff.
ﾌﾝ！ ｶﾞｷは 雨だの 嵐だの 台風だのが好きなんだよ｡
That reminds me, the rain is supposed to get worse today.
そういや今日 結構 天気荒れるらしいですよ｡
大丈夫かな？
I wonder if she'll be all right.
♪♪～
今日も雨かぁ｡ 神楽ちゃん 今日もですか｡
It's raining again today...
Kagura-chan is out today again? After all, she's a girl.
やっぱ 女の子っすね｡
ｶﾞｷは 雨だの 嵐だの 台風だのが好きなんだよ｡
Brats like rain, storms, typhoons and all that kind of stuff.
そういや 台風７号が 江戸に迫ってるらしいですよ｡
By the way, the 7th typhoon is going to hit Edo. I wonder if she'll be all right.
大丈夫かな？
♪♪～
神楽ちゃん！
Kagura-chan.
何ｱﾙか？ 天気荒れてたからさ｡
...What?
The weather was really rough, so we were worried about you.
心配してたんだよ｡ ﾍﾞﾁｬﾍﾞﾁｬじゃないか 大丈夫？
You're all drenched. Are you all right?
Kagura-chan, make sure you completely dry off with a towel, okay?
神楽ちゃん ちゃんと 体 ﾀｵﾙで拭かないとﾀﾞﾒだよ！
(神楽)うん！
All right.
♪♪～
お嬢さん お嬢さん！ ん？
Hey, young lady. Young lady!
なかなか ｲｶした傘持ってるじゃねえかい｡
You have such a cool umbrella.
ちょいと ｵﾚたちも 入れちゃくれねえかい？
Would you mind letting us under it? Because ours broke.
傘いかれちまってね｡ ﾌﾌﾌｯ…｡
あぁ～ ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲは 気持まで 陰気臭くなっていけねえな ﾎﾝﾄ｡
Boy, "Independence Day" makes me feel really gloomy. That's why I hate it.
だから 嫌いなんだい｡
No, I think "Independence Day" isn't all that bad.
いや ｲﾝﾃﾞｨﾍﾟﾝﾃﾞﾝｽﾃﾞｲ 捨てたもんじゃないｱﾙ｡
[ANTI-FOREIGNER FACTION EMPLOYMENT EXAM MAKEUP TEST]
[Because my birthday will be next week. -Kotaro]
Then, here's the question.
In today's episode, I showed up four times.
[Note: Opening, Ending. This part won't be counted.]
Which parts were those?
You'll see the answer in next week's episode.
[Preview]
Gintoki-sama, I have some vacation time.
But I have no idea what I should do during my vacation.
Well, days off mean not doing anything.
The next episode... "Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work."
[Next week, after a long absence, robot maid, Tama, appears.]
[The origin of the name "Tama" is from the egg-cracker. Will you remember that?]
[See you next time.]
(桂)はい いきなり問題です｡
今日の放送中 実は ｵﾚは➡
４か所出演しています｡ いったい どこでしょう？
正解は 次週放送で｡