よって 今日は 桂強化月間 最終週として➡
(桂)は～い おめでとう ｵﾚ！
先週の答えあわせから… あっ！
(銀時) いい加減にしろよ ﾃﾒｴはよ！
何が 桂強化月間だ！ 何で『桂魂』なんだよ！
なんと 30分まるまる 『桂魂』を放送しようと思う｡
ﾌﾌﾌﾌｯ… じゃあ早速 みんなも 気になっているだろうから➡
本日 ６月26日は ｵﾚ 桂 小太郎の誕生日だ｡
♪♪～
言いずれえよ！ せめて 『ｽﾞﾗ魂』じゃねえのかよ！
ｽﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ｡
つれないではないか 銀時｡
[KatsuraTama]
ｵﾚたちは あの攘夷戦争を 一緒に戦った“なまか"だろ！
うるせえよ 古いよそれ！ そもそも流行ってねえよ！
[Yeaaaaaaahhhhh Hooooooooo!!]
[Presented by OEDO Music]
だいたい ﾃﾒｴのせいで こちとら 今月の頭 ２週も暇してたんだよ！
せっかく 動乱編も終わって 主人公らしく ﾌﾞｲﾌﾞｲﾋﾞｸﾄﾘｰって➡
[Happy Birthday to me-by Katsura]
[Presented by VIPER manufacturing]
気合い いれはじめた矢先に ﾃﾒｴは 何してくれてんだ！
["Birthdays In Your Twenties Don't Have Any Deep Meanings"]
(桂)よいではないか ｵﾚたちは“まなか"じゃないか｡
ｵｲｯ！ もう意味変わってんぞ！ それどこの 100％の中心人物？
[Congratulations Kotaro Katsura-kun by Kotaro]
Happy Birthday to me!
(桂)ｺﾞﾎﾝ うむ… そろそろいくか ｴﾘｻﾞﾍﾞｽ｡
Today, June 26 is my, Kotaro Katsura's, birthday.
無視すんじゃねえ！ じゃあ 先週の本編中より➡
So today, during the final week of Katsura Enrichment Month,
４か所 桂を探せ ｸｲｰｽﾞ！｣ 解答編ｽﾀｰﾄ！
we will be airing 30 full minutes of "KatsuraTama."
((ｱｺﾞ美:ひと目惚れなんだって！))
Now I know you're all anxious to see it,
(桂)まず １か所目は… ここっ！
so let's start with the answer to last week's question.
わかったかな？ わかんなかったかな？
Cut that out, you! "Katsura Enrichment Month" my ass!
じゃあ 次いってみようか｡
What's with "KatsuraTama"?! Can't even pronounce it!
２か所目は…｡
You could've at least named it "ZuraTama"!
((新八:いや～ なんだかんだで ｱｺﾞ美さん よかったですね｡
I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura.
まぁな))
Don't be so cold, Gintoki.
そう ここ！ 今のは わかったかもしれないな｡
Aren't we "brothers" who fought together in the Anti-Foreigner War?
では 次いくぞ｡
Shut up! I'm not gonna put up with your crap!
３か所目は ここです！
In the first place,
it's your fault the show was on a two-week hiatus at the start of this month!
はい ここまで正解した ｷﾐは あと一歩で攘夷志士の仲間入りだ｡
Just when the Crisis Arc ended
[What's last week's answer?]
and I was feeling victorious the way the main character should,
じゃあ ﾗｽﾄいってみようか！
[I'm curious.]
look what you've done!
４か所目｡
Oh, that's such a small problem between "bros."
Hey! Cut out this whole "brother" thing!
おい どこなんだよ わかんねえよ！
Just how delusional are you? 100% delusional?
なんだ わからなかったのか？
[Hurry up, dummy!]
じゃあ もう１回流すぞ｡
Shall we be on our way, Elizabeth?
Don't ignore me!
Then let's begin the "Find Katsura in Four Places In Last Week's Episode Quiz"!
はい ここでした！
ふざけんな！ ﾃﾒｴ 今と最初の 映像 変わってんじゃねえか！
こんなもん わかるわけねえだろ！
It was love at first sight!
The first place is...
(桂)ｵﾚたちは まなかな…｡
ちげえよ！ もう つきあってられるか！
Here!
頭きた このﾔﾛｳ！ 『ｽﾞﾗ魂』なんかこうしてやる！
Could you tell? You couldn't? Okay, let's move on to the next one.
もう終わらせてやる！ はい！
ああっ なんてことするんだ！ やめろ 終わらせるな！
The second place is...
Well, all kinds of things were happening, but it was good for Agomi-san.
は～い 次は ｷﾝｸﾞｺﾝｸﾞのお二人 よろ…｡
Sort of.
Right. Here!
しつけ～っ！
Maybe you knew that one. Okay, let's move on to the next one.
The third place is...
Here!
Okay, you got all three correct so far.
You're just one step away from joining the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
Okay, let's move on to the last one.
The fourth is...
Hey, where was it? I didn't see it.
What? You couldn't find it? Okay, we'll play that again.
Yes, here it is!
Quit monkeying with me!
Damn you...that's different from the first video!
There was no way I could've found it!
We are bruddahs...
No, we're not! I've had enough of this!
You piss me off! This is what I'm going to do with "ZuraTama"-I'm ending it!
There!
[There will be no next time.]
What're you doing?! Stop it! Don't end it!
Okay, next we have Ging Kong and...
[Note: Spoof of Gintoki's closing phrase "next is King Kong."]
Enough already!
[All told, this is the end of Katsura Enrichment Month.]
[We did that on a whim. We regret it.]
(ﾁｬｲﾑ)
Kagura, the door.
神楽 客｡
(たま)おはようございます｡ 坂田 銀時様｡
Good morning. I've come to collect Gintoki Sakata-sama's rent.
家賃の回収にまいりました｡
(たま) 今から私が 歌を歌い終わる前に➡
If he does not exit the premises before I finish my song,
出てきていただけない場合➡
I will resort to the use of force.
実力行使に うつらせていただきます｡
♪♪(たま)｢幸せなら 手を叩こう｣
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
あ～っ！
If you're happy and you know it...
♪♪(たま)｢幸せなら手を…｣
Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute!
待て 待て… ちょっと待てぇ～！
["Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work"]
(お登勢)ひのふのみぃよ…｡
One, two, three...
家の修理費と３か月分の家賃 確かに いただいたよ｡
House repairs and three months rent-it's all here. Well done, Tama.
よくやったね たま｡ 今日の晩飯は ｵｲﾙ多めにしとくよ｡
There'll be extra oil for dinner tonight.
Thank you very much, Otose-sama.
ありがとうございます お登勢様｡
なんで 機械家政婦に➡
Why'd you arm a robot maid with those weapons?
あんな無用な武装が 施されてるんだよ｡
家賃回収用に 源外のじいさんに 改造してもらってね｡
I had old man Gengai modify her for rent collection.
Modify her? Look, old lady, she...
改造って…｡
ばあさんよ ｱｲﾂはｸｰﾃﾞﾀｰを起こして 一斉処分された➡
caused a coup d'etat and all of her kind were destroyed.
She's an illegal robot that you're not supposed to have.
本来 あっちゃならねえ 違法のｶﾗｸﾘだぜ｡
あんまり目立ったﾏﾈさせんな｡ しょっぴかれるぜ｡
Don't make her do anything that'll attract a lot of attention.
You'll be arrested.
What're you talking about? You're the one who brought her here.
なんだい… あの子 ここに連れてきたのは ｱﾝﾀだろ？
I'll be fine. I'm used to looking after people with questionable pasts.
大丈夫さ｡ いわくつきの輩 抱えるのは 慣れてるんでね｡
Hmph. She's not a dog or a cat, you know.
ﾌﾝ！ 猫や犬じゃあるまいし｡
(お登勢)助かってるよ｡ よく働くし 気も回るし｡
She's a big help. She works hard, and she's considerate.
And there's that face. She's popular with my customers.
おまけに あの顔立ちだろ？
客からも人気が高くてね すっかり 看板娘さ｡
She's become my most popular girl.
The way I see it, though, she's still naïve.
(ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)私から見りゃ まだまだ ｱｲﾂも甘いですけどね｡
Hey! Bucket of bolts! A light!
ほら！ ﾎﾟﾝｺﾂ 火だ｡ ﾀﾊﾞｺ 出したら 火だろうが｡
You're supposed to give me a light when I take out a cigarette!
Forgive me.
(たま)申し訳ありません｡ (ｷｬｻﾘﾝ)ｷﾞｬ-ｯ!!
ただね…｡ ん？
There's just one thing...
Huh?
I like the fact that she works hard,
よく働いてくれるのは 嬉しいんだけどさ➡
but that girl only works for people and doesn't ever think about herself.
あの子ときたら 人のために働くばかりで➡
まったく 自分のこと 考えないだろ｡
She's a robot, you know.
ｶﾗｸﾘだからな｡
いや わかってんだけどさ➡
What the hell did you do that for?!
No, I realize that, but the more I watch her, the worse I feel for her.
見てたら かわいそうになっちゃって｡
I wonder if she's finding it arduous and tiring.
つらいとか しんどいとか ﾎﾝﾄは思ってんじゃないのかって｡
She's a robot, you know.
ｶﾗｸﾘだからな｡ (お登勢)関係ないさ｡
That doesn't matter. Robot or cat burglar, I think of them as my daughters.
ｶﾗｸﾘでも 泥棒猫でも ｱﾀｼは娘だと思ってるからね｡
I want them to enjoy life.
楽しく 暮らしていってほしいもんだよ｡
いや ｶﾗｸﾘだからね｡
She's a robot, you know.
あ～ぁ！ 『ﾊﾝｶﾞｰ×ﾊﾝｶﾞｰ』は 次 いつ載るんだよ!? ｸｿ！
When are they going to run the next Hanger x Hanger?
[Note: Parody of Shonen JUMP's Hunter x Hunter.]
Keeping me in suspense like that!
気 もませやがって！ すぐ 戻ってきますの すぐって➡
They say "we'll be right back,"
but kids and old people sense time at different rates, you know!
子供とじじいじゃ 体感速度が違うんだよ！
Huh?
ん!?
何してんだ？ お前…｡
What're you doing?
(たま)お登勢様に たまには 息抜きをしろと➡
Otose-sama told me to take a break once in a while.
She gave me 72 hours -no, 69 hours 23 minutes...22 minutes-off...
72時間… いえ 69時間23分… あっ！ 22分の➡
お休みを いただいていたのですが➡
But a robot maid's job is to work for people.
機械家政婦は 人のため働くのが役目｡
って… もう ２時間半も ﾎﾞｰｯとしてんのかよ｡
So you've been sitting here doing nothing for two-and-a-half hours?!
銀時様… 休むとは いったい 何をすればよろしいんでしょうか｡
Gintoki-sama, what exactly am I supposed to be doing on a break?
私は お登勢様に 廃棄されたのでしょうか｡
Did Otose-sama dispose of me?
The old lady probably wants you to let loose and have some personal time.
ばあさんは ｵﾒｴに たまには ﾊﾒ外して➡
自分の時間 過ごしてほしいんだろ｡
Though I think it's a cruel thing to say to a robot.
まぁ ｶﾗｸﾘにゃ 酷な話だけどな｡
(たま)ﾊﾒとは なんでございますか？
What do I let loose?
要するに あの… 休めってことだ｡
What you do is...you know...rest.
What do I do to rest?
(たま)休むとは 何をすればよろしいのですか？
Stop nagging me!
うるせぇな してぇことがねえなら 何もしなくていいんだよ｡
If you don't have anything to do, then don't do anything.
The idea is to be at your most relaxed.
いちばん 楽な状態でいろってことだ｡
I understand. I should do nothing, correct?
了解しました｡ 何もしなければよろしいのですね｡
そうそう そのとおり｡ じゃあね！
Right, exactly. See you.
はぁ…｡
ｵﾒｴは ﾎﾝﾄ わかってないわ！ ﾀﾞﾒだ お前は！ ﾀﾞﾒだわ!!
You really don't understand! You're hopeless! Hopeless!
Someone who works really hard knows how to let the air out sometimes!
ﾎﾝﾄに仕事できるﾔﾂってのはな ｶﾞｽ抜きのしかたもうまいんだよ！
Let the air out? I'm a robot, so I do not pass gas.
ｶﾞｽ抜き？ 私はｶﾗｸﾘなので 放屁はしません｡
I'm not talking about farts!
屁じゃねえ！ 要するにな 風船も ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝに膨らむと割れちまうだろ？
What I'm trying to say is that a balloon will burst if it's full of too much air.
また 膨らませるには 空気を抜くことも必要なわけだよ｡
To inflate it again, you have to let out some air. Understand?
わかるか？ 銀時様の風船は➡
Does your balloon have a hole in it, Gintoki-sama?
穴が開いているのですか？
膨らんでいるところを 見たことがありません｡
I've never seen it full.
My balloon is bigger than other people's.
ｵﾚの風船は 人よりでけぇんだよ！
That's why it doesn't fill up. I'm going to whack you, you bucket of bolts!
なかなか 膨らまないの｡ しばくぞ ﾎﾟﾝｺﾂ！
I'll add that to my data.
ﾃﾞｰﾀに加えておきます｡
Gintoki-sama's bag will not swell even if he dies.
銀時様の袋は 死んでも膨らまない と｡
それで ｶﾞｽ抜きとは 具体的に 何をやれば よろしいんですか？
So how, specifically, do I let out air?
どっか 行きたいところとか やりたいこととかねえのか？ ｵﾒｴ｡
Isn't there somewhere you'd like to go or something you'd like to do?
私は ｶﾗｸﾘです｡ 人の役に立ちたいです｡
I'm a robot. I want to help people.
いや そういうんじゃなくてさ…｡
No, what I meant was...
お前 その調子じゃ ばあさんからもらった給料➡
The way you've been doing things,
I'll bet you haven't even touched the wages the old lady paid you.
手 つけてねえだろう｡ はい｡
That's right. I received oil as board.
賄いで ｵｲﾙをいただけますので｡
ちなみに いくらもらってんだ？
...Just out of curiosity, how much do you have?
[Cabaret Smile]
♪♪～
(おりょう)ﾌﾙｰﾂ盛り合わせ いただいても いいですか？
Can I order a fruit plate?
I want to drink cassis orange.
(花子)私 ｶｼｽｵﾚﾝｼﾞ飲みたい｡
Sure. Order anything you want.
おう 何でも 好きなの頼め 頼め｡
ここは何なのですか？
What is this place?
A place to drink, make merry, and enjoy yourself.
飲んだり騒いだりして 楽しむとこだ｡
Why is drinking and merrymaking enjoyable?
飲んだり騒いだりが なぜ楽しいのですか？
うさが晴れるだろうが｡
Because it takes your mind off the gloom, of course.
｢うさ｣とは何ですか？ あまりにも 知らないことが多くて…｡
What is "gloom"? There are so many things I do not know.
私は ﾒﾓﾘの増設を お願い したほうが いいでしょうか？
Do you think I should request additional memory?
ｵﾒｴに足りねえのは ﾒﾓﾘじゃなくて遊びだ｡
What you lack isn't memory; you lack fun!
とにかく ｵﾚは楽しい｡ ｵﾚを楽しくすることによって➡
Anyway, I'm enjoying myself.
By allowing me to enjoy myself, you're helping me. Do you understand?
ｷﾐは ｵﾚの役に立っている というわけです｡ わかりますか？
銀時様が楽しんでいるのなら いいことだと思います｡
If you are enjoying yourself, Gintoki-sama, then I think that is good.
ですが 私は ただ座っているだけなので➡
However, all I am doing is sitting, so it is uncomfortable for me.
心苦しくもあります｡
(たま)働きたいという 欲求がありますから｡
I feel a desire to work.
Is there any work I can do?
何か仕事はありませんか？ いいから！
Forget it!
ここで座ってんのが 客の仕事！
Sitting here is the customer's "work."
(お妙)あら 銀さんじゃ…｡
Oh, Gin-san...
…ありませんか｡
...is that you?
Tsk.
ﾁｯ…｡ (お妙)こちらは？
Who is this?
私は 銀時様のお楽しみです｡
I am Gintoki-sama's enjoyment.
What?
えっ？ (みんな)えっ？
えっ… ちげぇだろ！ ちゃんと正確に言え！
That's not right! Be more specific!
より正確に言うと 私は 銀時様を楽しませるため➡
To be more specific,
in order for Gintoki-sama to enjoy himself,
わきおこる欲求に耐え➡
I am suppressing the desires that well up inside of me,
and I have been ordered to sit still.
あえて動かないよう 言いつけられている存在です｡
ちょっ… なに!? 違う… 違うよ 違うから!!
Just a minute. What? That's not it! Not it! That's not how it is!
そのｱﾝﾓﾗﾙで ｲﾘｰｶﾞﾙなものを見る目！
What is that look in your eyes,
like you've seen something immoral and illegal?!
まるで ｵｯｻﾝが 若い子 たぶらかして ｷｬﾊﾞｸﾗ連れ込んで➡
Like I'm an old man who tricked a young girl
and brought her to a hostess club to enjoy her reaction.
その反応見て 楽しむみたいな… どんなﾌﾟﾚｰ？
That sort of perverted play?
(関節の鳴る音) ん？
当店は 公序良俗に反する方の 入店は お断りしております｡
This establishment does not allow individuals
who violate public order and morals.
待て 待て 待て！ ｺｲﾂは ｶﾗｸﾘなんだよ!!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
She's a robot.
そんで 金 使ってなくて➡
She had all this money saved up
and said she didn't know how to enjoy spending it, so I...
使う楽しみも知らないって 言うから ｵﾚが…!!
Oh? So what you're saying is...
あら つまり こういうことですか？
彼女が ｶﾗｸﾘで 金勘定に うといのをいいことに➡
She's a robot and ignorant about dealing with money,
自分の遊興費を出させていると｡
so you're taking advantage and making her pay for your amusement?
そう そう！
Right, right!
えっ？
恥を知れ!!
You should be ashamed!
ｶﾗｸﾘだろうと なんだろうと 女の金を騙し取ろうなんて人は➡
Regardless of whether she's a robot or whatever,
a guy who tries to trick a woman out of her money
ｹﾂ毛まで ひんむかれればいいんです｡
deserves to have his butt hairs yanked out.
明日までに 今日の金 耳そろえて持ってこいよ ｵﾗ｡
By the end of tomorrow, bring every last yen of the money you spent today.
じゃあ またのご利用を｡
Do come again.
銀時様も しっかり ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝに膨れるんですね｡
Gintoki-sama, part of you does inflate all the way...
顔が｡
Your face.
欲しいもんとか ないのかよ？
Isn't there anything you want?
金あるんだから 欲しいもんでも買ったらどうだ？
You have the money, so why don't you buy something you want?
(たま)欲しいもん？ おう！
Something I want?
Yeah. There's no such thing as a woman who hates shopping, right?
ｼｮｯﾋﾟﾝｸﾞが嫌いな女は いねえだろう？
案内してやっからよ｡
I'll show you around.
You're always wearing the same clothes.
いつも同じ着物 着てんだろうが ｵﾒｴ｡
たまには しゃれたもん着てよ… あぁ これなんか どうだい？
Wear something fashionable now and then.
How about this one?
おい そこのうざい物体｡ これ 安くしろ 鼻ｸｿついてたから｡
Hey you, the creepy clerk over there-sell me this cheap.
There's a booger on it.
(ﾏﾇｶﾝ)ｵﾒｴが 今 つけたんだろうが!!
You're the one who put it there!
Read the situation, you creep.
空気 読めよ｡ うざい物体｡
This child, with her entry-level salary,
この子 初任給で 田舎の 母ちゃんにさ 着物 買って…｡
wants to buy a kimono for mother back home in the country...
何 言ってやがんのさ！ 娘なんて どこにいるのさ!!
What're you talking about? What girl?
あれ？
Huh?
Buy this! You booger brain!
買い取りやがれ！ 鼻ｸｿ!!
おい 何やってんだ お前｡ 何か欲しいもんでも見つかっ…｡
Hey, what're you doing? Did you find something you want...?
[Sale! Screws 300 yen each]
いえ あの… いいんです！
No, I...never mind. It's not that I want it or anything.
別に 欲しいとか そういうんじゃなくて｡
I forgot to bring my money.
私 お金 忘れちゃいましたし｡ ああ そう｡ じゃあ 行こうぜ！
I see. Then let's go...
おい なんか垂れてんぞ！
Hey, you're dripping something.
お構いなく ｵｲﾙですから｡
It's nothing. It's just oil.
Okay, I get it!
わかったよ！ どれだよ！
Which is it? Which one do you want?
どのﾈｼﾞが欲しいんだよ！
Okay, already, I'll buy it for you! But why a screw?!
もういいよ 買ってやるよ！ つうか なんで ﾈｼﾞ!?
ああ こっちは 手にしたとき しっくりくるけれど➡
This one feels solid in my hand,
こっちのﾈｼﾞも捨てがたい！ どちらが似合いますか？
but this one is hard to put down, as well.
Which one do you think matches me better?
どっちも同じだろうがよ！ 全然違います！
They're both the same!
They're completely different.
Fella, could you be searching for an engagement screw?
おにいさん ひょっとして 婚約ﾈｼﾞを お探しですかな？
婚約ﾈｼﾞって何だよ？ 聞いたことねえよ！
What's an engagement screw? Never heard of it.
そのﾈｼﾞに目をつけるとは お嬢さん お目が高い｡
You have good taste, Miss, for choosing that screw.
それは いわくつきでね…➡
That one has a story behind it.
そのﾈｼﾞはね かの豊臣 秀吉が 寒い冬 信長の足を気遣い➡
That screw was part of the machine that built the machine
[Note: Parody of famous story. Hideyoshi Toyotomi heated his lord, Nobunaga's straw sandals in his pocket.]
[This was filmed under expert supervision. Please do not try this yourselves.]
that built the microwave oven that Hideyoshi Toyotomi,
草履を温めた電子ﾚﾝｼﾞ それを作ったｶﾗｸﾘを作った➡
concerned about his lord's feet,
ｶﾗｸﾘについてた ﾈｼﾞなんだよ！
used one cold winter night to heat Nobunaga's straw sandals.
限りなく ただのﾈｼﾞだろうが！
That's about as ordinary a screw as they come!
つうか 秀吉 なんで 草履 ﾁﾝしてんだよ!? 行くぞ！
Why was Hideyoshi nuking a pair of straw sandals, anyway?! Let's go!
♪♪｢ﾌｪﾆｽも～んじゃ～｣
Fenis monjaa!
[Note: Gibberish that sounds like the "Gonna Fly Now" song from the Rocky movie.]
Okay, now unwind your body.
はい 体ゆるめて！ わかりました｡
All right.
ﾘﾗｯｸ… ひ～っ！
Relax...
(たま)おぇっ…！
(たま)ｵｲﾙ飲みすぎちまった｡
I drank too much oil.
だから 言ったろ ｵﾒｴはよぉ！
I told you, you shouldn't mix high-octane with regular!
ﾊｲｵｸとﾚｷﾞｭﾗｰの ちゃんぽんは まずいよ！
申し訳ございません｡
I'm sorry. I tried so hard to let loose. Gintoki-sama. Did I succeed?
ﾊﾒを外そうと がんばったんですが➡
銀時様 私は ﾊﾒを外せていたでしょうか？
だから がんばって 外すもんじゃねえっつうの！
It's not about trying to let loose.
しかし 私は ｶﾗｸﾘですから➡
But I'm a robot, so if I'm not of any use to anyone,
皆さんの役に立たねば 存在する意味がないのです｡
there's no reason for me to exist.
お登勢様と 銀時様が➡
You and Otose-sama have tried so hard to help me.
せっかく私のために 骨を折ってくれたというのに➡
期待に ちゃんと応えなければ｡
If I don't live up to your expectations...
はぁ… お前さぁ…｡
You know...
ﾈｼﾞ 買っていただき ありがとうございました｡
Thank you for buying me this screw.
…おう｡
...Yeah...
このﾈｼﾞが いったい どれだけの➡
Do you know just how many people's lives this screw is supporting?
人々の生活を支えているか わかりますか？
家 乗り物 あらゆるものを形作る基礎｡
It's the basis for creating the framework of all sorts of things like houses and vehicles.
これほどまで 人の役に立とうとする心を➡
There is nothing that better personifies
体現したものはありません｡
the spirit of desiring to be helpful to people.
私たち ｶﾗｸﾘも かくありたい｡
This is how we robots want to be.
社会を支える１本のﾈｼﾞでありたい｡
We want to be the screw that supports society.
ﾈｼﾞは 私たちの心の象徴なんです｡
The screw is the symbol of our spirit.
たまよぉ 家電製品なら➡
Tama, look.
Maybe household appliances need to have it all together in order to be useful.
気張ってもらわにゃ 役には立たねえかもしれねえ｡
でもな ただそこにあるだけでよ➡
But there are those that fulfill their purpose simply by being there,
そこで笑ってるだけで➡
それで事足りるもんもあるんだぜ｡
simply by smiling.
Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
まぁ わかるわきゃねえか｡
ﾑﾘﾔﾘつきあわせちまって 悪かったな… 帰るか｡
Sorry about forcing you to hang out with me. Let's go home.
(子供)おっさん これ壊れちゃったぜ！
Mister, this thing's broken.
(おっさん)ああん 何だって？
Huh? What?
ﾃﾒｴらが強く叩くから ﾓｸﾞﾗ死んじまっただろうが！
The mole broke because you hit it too hard.
(子供)人のせいにすんじゃねえよ｡ おっさん 金返せよ！
Don't blame us!
Mister, we want our money back!
おい たま！ 何やってんだ！
Hey, Tama, what're you doing?
(たま)かわいそうに… まだ 人の役に立ちたかったでしょうね｡
...Poor thing. I'm sure it still wanted to be useful to people.
おいっ たま！
Hey, Tama!
Go on back without me, Gintoki-sama.
お先に お帰りください 銀時様｡
なんだか知らねえが 早く帰ってこいよ！
I don't know what you're doing, but come home quickly.
ﾊﾞﾊﾞｱに殺されても知らねえからな！
Don't blame me if the old lady kills you.
[Odd Jobs Gin]
銀時！ たまが… たまが➡
Gintoki!
It's Tama! She hasn't come back since yesterday!
昨日から帰らないんだ！
Do you know something?!
ｱﾝﾀ なんか知らないかい!?
♪♪～
Tsk. Where could she have gone?
ﾁｨ… どこ行きやがった？
((私は ｶﾗｸﾘですから➡
But I'm a robot, so if I'm not of any use to anyone,
皆さんの役に立たねば 存在する意味がないのです))
there's no reason for me to exist.
ｸｩ… 余計な勘違いしてなきゃ いいんだけどよ…｡
I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea.
((たま:かわいそうに｡
Poor thing. You still probably want to be of use to people, don't you?
まだ 人の役に 立ちたかったでしょうね…))
はっ… ｳﾌ｡
ｳﾌﾌ！
(子供)やった お姉さんに当たった！
We did it! We hit the girl!
《ｶﾗｸﾘでも あんな顔できるのかよ｡
A robot can smile like that?
ﾌｯ ｵﾚは とんだ余計な ちょっかい出しちまったようだ｡
Man, I've really stuck my nose where I shouldn't have.
When she's...
ｱｲﾂは ああして 笑顔に囲まれてるときが➡
surrounded by smiles...
いちばん らしい…》
that's when she's at her best.
♪♪～
Gintoki-sama.
(たま)銀時様！ また休みをいただいたときは➡
When I have another day off,
ご一緒に ﾊﾒ外させてくださいね！
please allow me to let loose with you again.
♪♪～
(客)おい ﾋﾞｰﾙ!!
Hey! Beer!
はいよ 今 持ってくから｡
Coming right up.
はい お登勢様｡
Here, Otose-sama.
ｱﾝﾀ何やってんの｡
...What're you doing here? I said that you didn't have to come to work today.
今日は 店出なくていいって 言ったのに｡
いいんです｡ (客)おい ﾋﾞｰﾙ！
That's all right.
Hey! Beer!
Coming!
は～い！ あ ちょっと！
Hold on.
♪♪～
(お登勢)しようがない娘だねぇ…｡
She's a hopeless child...
[Preview]
Huh? Clean the toilets?
Hijikata-san, what a disgusting thing to talk about before suppertime.
You're already disgusting enough.
What?!
The next episode... "Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul."
＜機械家政婦 たまは 夢の機械人形である｡
芙蓉ﾌﾟﾛｼﾞｪｸﾄによる 機械のｸｰﾃﾞﾀｰ事件により➡
破壊されたが 万事屋ﾌｧﾐﾘｰ源外により➡
三度 改造手術を受け➡
新たなる機械家政婦ﾊﾞｰｼﾞｮﾝ３ として蘇ったのである！＞
♪♪(みんな)｢むすんで ひらいて 手を打って｣
(怪人)ｷｼｬｰ！ ｷｰｼｬｰ!!
(たま)待ちなさい！
ぬっ!? ｷｻﾏたちは！
んっ 変身！
たまｽﾘｬｰ!!
(２人)変身！
(３人)とう！
♪♪～
(新八)とう！ (神楽)たぁ！
たま３！ (みんな)とう！
♪♪～
たま３！
平和を脅かす怪人！ 覚悟なさい！
ｷｼｭｰ 返り討ちにしてくれる！
待て 待て 待て～い!!
そこ動くんじゃねえぞ！
ｵﾒｴらは こんなとこで 何やってんだ！
何べんも 言わせんじゃねえ！
いくら 人の役に立ちたいからって➡
休みもらうたんびに 世界平和 守んなくてもいいんだよ！
ｵﾒｴらもだ！
かっこよく変身したから 大丈夫ね！
(青年)こんなところにいたのか 怪人！
(怪人)ぬっ ｷｻﾏは！ (青年)いくよ ｷﾞﾝﾊﾞｯﾄ！
(ｷﾞﾝﾊﾞｯﾄ)まかせるざます ｶﾌﾟｯ！
(怪人)おい～ ここで会ったが 100年目！
返り討ちにしてくれるわ とうっ！
(神楽)銀ちゃん あのﾋｰﾛｰは いいｱﾙか？