(乙姫)だって わらわのほうが かわいいもん！
(九兵衛)乙姫を倒すぞ！ 今 老人だらけになってしまった➡
(お妙) 年齢の問題じゃないだろうが！
自分ではなく周りを変えようと➡
(乙姫)そち程度なら 捨ておいてもいいわ｡
周りを 引き下げようと考えていたんだ｡
(乙姫)ｱﾝﾀなんて ただ若いだけしょうが！
(亀梨) そう 乙姫は若返りを あきらめた｡
この星で それができるのは ﾎﾞｸらしかいない！
つまり この地球を じいさん ばあさんだけにする！
私だって若けりゃ 若けりゃ～！
やんのか？ こら！ わらわに 勝てると思ってんのか こら!!
あぁ!? 上等だ こら！ ﾂﾗ出さんかい われ!!
♪♪～
Let's defeat Otohime.
Now that everyone on this planet has become old,
we're the only ones who can do it.
But since you're not, I can toss you aside. I'm much cuter.
Huh?! Bring it on! Show your face!
Huh?! You want to fight?! You think you can beat me?!
Otohime gave up her quest for eternal youth and beauty.
And decided to use the box as revenge
against those who had what she no longer did.
In other words,
she planned to turn all the people of Earth into old geezers.
You're just a young brat, that's all!
If I was younger... If only I was younger...
Your age isn't your only problem, tramp!
[Gintoki and the others split into three teams... And head for the palace!!]
[Shinpachi's fighting power is 362 K. What's a K unit?!]
["Beauty is Like A Summer Fruit"]
(亀梨)そう… 乙姫は 自分より美しい者を認めない｡
Yes... Otohime won't let anyone be more beautiful than her.
己が唯一 美しい 存在であるがために この星を…➡
In order to insure that she's the most beautiful woman in the world...
老人しかいない星に 老人の星に 変えようとしているんだ｡
she plans to turn this world into a planet of the elderly.
(新八) そんな… そんな勝手な理由で…➡
No way... That's such a selfish reason.
そんな理由で 世の中 こんなに ひっかき回して➡
She thinks she has the right to throw our world
into chaos for a crappy reason like that?!
いいと思ってるのか!?
人の夏休み奪って 許されると思ってるのか!?
She thinks people will let her take away their summer vacations?!
歴史とは いつも たったひとりの 為政者の都合で動くのだ｡
History is always moved at the whim of its rulers.
齢3,000 あの方は 長いときを 生きすぎた…｡
She's 3,000 years old. She's lived a very long time...too long.
長いときの中で 大切なものを なくしてしまったのだ…｡
During all that time, she's lost so many important things.
もはや あの方の歴史に 終止符を打つ以外に➡
The only way to stop her is to put an end to her life.
あの方を止める術はない｡
みんなを元に戻す方法は… 姉上は…｡
Isn't there any way to turn everyone back?
What about Sis?
おそらく すべては➡
All our answers are probably...
あそこに… 乙姫のもとに…｡
in there...
with Otohime...
よし ここから３班に分かれよう｡
All right, let's split up into three teams.
このまま ひとつに固まって 行動していれば 発見されたとき➡
If we stay together and are discovered, we'll all be caught.
一網打尽にされる 誰かが やられたとしても➡
If just one of us is caught, the rest of us can still get to Otohime.
残った者たちが 乙姫のもとまで行くんだ｡
たとえ ひとりになろうとも…｡
Even if in the end there's only one of us left.
しかし 戦力を三分して 竜宮城の警備を➡
But can we split up into three groups
and still take out Ryugu Palace's security?
乗り越えられるんですか？ (亀梨)それを言うのなら➡
It'll be tough with our numbers.
この人数でも きつい｡
三手に分かれたほうが 攪乱もできる｡
We can a least confuse and distract them by splitting up.
せめて戦力を均等に分けよう｡
Let's see if we can divide up our power evenly.
なんですか？ それは…｡
What is that? I think I saw that in a another manga somewhere.
どっかの漫画で 見たことあるんすけど｡
It's a spouzer. It basically measures fighting ability.
[Note: Parody of scouter from Dragon Ball.]
ｽﾊﾟｳｻﾞｰだ｡ 平たく言えば 戦闘能力を測る計測器だ｡
いや ｽｶｳﾀｰですよね!? 平たく言えば ｽｶｳﾀｰですよね!?
No, that's a scouter, isn't it?
It looks just like a scouter, don't you think?
違う ｽﾊﾟｳｻﾞｰだ 祭りの夜店のｸｼﾞで当たった｡
No, It's a spouzer. I won it in a festival night stall raffle.
まがいもんじゃねえかよ！ これで ｷﾐたちの戦闘能力を測り➡
It's just a copy!!
I'll use this to measure your fighting power
均等に３班に分かれよう｡ まずは ｷﾐからだ！
and split everyone into three equal teams. First...
You.
362 K.
362Ｋ ほう… その若さにしては 大したものだな｡
Oh? That's pretty impressive for your age.
What is a K?
何ですか？ Ｋって… 基準が➡
I don't know what you're basing that on. Is that impressive?
よくわからないんですけど すごいんですか？ それ…｡
要するにｷﾐは 昆布362枚分の➡
It means you have the fighting power of 362 leaves of kelp.
[K=Kelp]
戦闘能力を有するということだ｡
Why kelp?! A single leaf of kelp doesn't have any fighting power!
なんで 昆布!? 昆布１枚に 何の戦闘能力もねえよ!!
(亀梨)普通の一般人が おおよそ➡
Taking into consideration that a normal person is about 360 K,
360Ｋあたりであるところを 考えると➡
you're two leaves of kelp better than the average person.
ｷﾐは 昆布２枚分 普通の人より すごい｡
たったの２枚分かよ！ ﾎﾞｸの十余年にわたる剣術修業は➡
Just two leaves?!
What exactly was my ten years of sword training for?!
何だったんですか!?
Hey, Kamenashi, can I have these sunglasses?
(長谷川)おい 亀梨！ このｸﾞﾗｻﾝ もらっていいか？
I can't relax if I'm not wearing sunglasses.
ｸﾞﾗｻﾝねえと どうも 落ち着かねえんだよ｡
Your fighting power is 654 K.
ｷﾐの戦闘能力は654Ｋだな｡
なんで!? なんで ﾎﾞｸより➡
Why?! Why is Hasegawa-san higher than me?!
長谷川さんのほうが 高いんですか？
ﾌﾌﾝ 人は 見かけによらねえってことだよ!!
You shouldn't judge others by how they look.
(亀梨)あぁ ｸﾞﾗｻﾝとったら １Ｋになったな｡
Without his sunglasses, he's only 1 K.
(長谷川)なんでだよ！ (神楽)あぁ ﾏﾀﾞｵは ほとんど➡
What?!
Oh, Madao is really nothing more than just a pair of sunglasses.
ｸﾞﾗｻﾝで できているから ｸﾞﾗｻﾝが 本体ね！
It's like his essence.
That's weird!! 1K? That means I'm not human!!
(長谷川)いや おかしいだろ！ １Ｋって もはや➡
人間じゃねえじゃん ｵﾚ！ ただの１枚の昆布じゃん!!
I'm just a single leaf of kelp!!
(亀梨)次 ｷﾐは…｡
You're next...
Amazing. 7930 O.
すごい 7,93OＯだ｡
What's O mean? That's a different unit.
Ｏって何だよ！ 単位 変わってんだろうが!!
女の子の場合は 単位が変わる ちょっと かわいくなる…｡
The units change when I scan girls. It becomes cuter.
Oh, does it stand for 7,930 flowers?
あぁ お花7,930本分みたいな…｡
ｵｯﾊﾟｲ7,930個分だ｡
7,930 boobs.
[Note: "Boobs" in Japanese is "oppai."]
That's not cute at all!! That's perverted!!
全然かわいくねえよ！ 気持悪いわ!!
ｷｻﾏ 武士を愚弄するか！ ｵｯﾊﾟｲなど ﾎﾞｸはいらん!!
Are you trying to make fun of a warrior?! I don't need boobs.
7,930ｵﾁ… に変えろ！ やめろ～！ 余計気持悪いから!!
Change it to 7,930 penises!!
Stop!! That's even more disgusting!!
おいっ！ 私は ｵｯﾊﾟｲ何個あるか!?
Hey, how many boobs am I?
No... Wait a second.
(亀梨)ん… いや… ちょっと待て 8,000 8,500… 信じられん！
8,000... 8,500... I can't believe it. It went up again... No, it's...
まだ上がって… いや これは➡
下がっている！ 8,500Ｏではない!!
It's dropping?! It's not 8,500 O!
ﾏｲﾅｽ8,500Ｏ… 信じられん！ どういうことだ!?
It's minus 8,500 O!! Unbelievable. What's the meaning of this?!
これは!! 後ろの２人!? 後ろの２人の戦闘能力が…｡
What's this?! It's those two behind her?!
Those two geezers equal a fighting power of... -15,000 ... NO, -30,000.
ﾏｲﾅｽ15,000 ﾏｲﾅｽ30,000 まっ まだ下がる!!
I-It's still going down!
…測定不能だ｡
It's simply immeasurable.
ﾏｲﾅｽ30,000って どんだけ足手まといなんですか!?
-30,000? How much of a burden are they?!
All of us together can't overcome that!!
ﾎﾞｸら全員合わせても ｶﾊﾞｰできませんよ!!
ﾏｲﾅｽ30,000 老人ﾎｰﾑでも 完全に手に負えないﾚﾍﾞﾙだ｡
-30,000... Even the whole staff of a retirement home can't handle that.
２人を１班で１人ずつ 受け持っても ﾏｲﾅｽ15,000…｡
If I place one of them in each team, they're still -15,000.
その穴は でかい…｡
That's a big gap.
仕方ない 少しでも 数値を上げるために➡
Oh well. In order to raise their numbers as much as possible,
１人100枚ずつ 昆布を持って行こう｡
I'll have each of them carry 100 leaves of kelp.
(亀梨)気休めだが ないよりは ﾏｼなはずだ｡
It's a mere consolation, but it's better than nothing.
いや ないほうが いいだろう！ なんで 昆布 持ってったら➡
No, nothing is better!!
Why does their power level increase when they're carrying kelp?!
戦闘力が 上がるんだよ！ (神楽)私 300枚 持つね！
I'll hold 300 leaves! I'll cover Gin-chan's gap!!
(神楽)銀ちゃんの穴は 私が 埋めるね！
(九兵衛)あれは…！
That's...
いかん！ 勘づかれた！
Oh no!! They found us!!
狙い撃ちに されるぞ！ みんな 散るんだ！
They're going to fire.
Everyone, scatter!!
(九兵衛)ﾎﾞｸらは こちらから攻める！
We'll attack from this side!!
Shinpachi and everyone else take a different route!!
(神楽)新八たちは 別ﾙｰﾄから 行くね！
ちょっと 待て～!! 戦力は➡
Hey, wait!!
Weren't you going to split our fighting power into three even groups?!
均等に 三等分するんじゃないのかよ～!!
ｽﾊﾟｳｻﾞｰの意味は!?
What was the point of the spouzer?!
There's only trash here!!
こっち ほとんど ｺﾞﾐしか いねえだろう！
At least take one of the old men!
せめて じじい片方 ﾃｲｸｱｳﾄしてけ～!!
Hey, don't ignore me! I know you can hear me, can't you?!
おい 無視してんじゃねえぞ！ 聞こえてんだろ ｵﾒｴら～!!
(長谷川)追っ手だ～！ 新八君！
They're coming after us!!
Shinpachi-kun, leave this to us and run!!
ここは ｵﾚたちに任せて 行け！
Run?! I'm stuck with these old geezers?! Why me?!
行けって… この じじいどもを 連れていけってか～!?
なんで ﾎﾞｸ～!?
I'll leave the future of Ryugu Palace...
竜宮城の… 地球の未来は➡
the future of the world to you young fellas.
若いﾔﾂらに 任せるとするさ｡ 若くねえから～!!
They're not young!!
(亀梨)ﾍﾍｯ… ｱﾝﾀも やってくれるか｡
You're going to fight with me, huh?
損な役回りに させちまって すまないな…｡
Sorry for sticking you with such a terrible job.
損な役回り ﾎﾞｸだろ～!! ﾍｯ！ かまわねえさ｡
I'm the one with the terrible job!!
It doesn't matter. I discarded my life once before.
どうせ 一度は 命を捨てた身｡
老兵は 死して ただ 去るのみよ！ 老兵 こっち!!
Old soldiers like us should just pass on.
The old soldiers are right over here!!
(亀兵士たち)うぉぉぉ～っ!!
Let's go!!
いくぞ!! ﾃﾒｴら 全員…➡
We're taking all of you...
地獄へ 道連れだ～!!
with us to hell!!
♪♪～
(亀梨/長谷川)うわぁぁぁ～っ!!
You guys were completely useless!
まったく 役に立ってねえ～!!
(乙姫)星を救う 最後の希望が あのような者たちとは➡
Are you putting all your hope in those fools?
聞いて 呆れるわ｡
They are this planet's last hope?
心配せずとも すぐに そなたのあとを 追わせてやるわ｡
I have nothing to worry about then.
They'll meet your fate soon.
(乙姫)ひと足 先に あの世へ 行くがいい｡
Why don't you go meet them in the next world?
(乙姫)わらわを… 怒らせた罰よ！
This is your punishment for incurring my wrath.
♪♪～
殺したければ 殺したらいいわ｡
If you want to kill me, then go ahead.
(お妙)気にくわない者を殺して➡
You kill people you don't like,
自分より 美しい者を 老人にして…➡
you turn people who are more beautiful than you into senior citizens.
そんなことしたって➡
You won't ever gain eternal beauty that way.
あなたには 永遠に 美しさなんて 手に入らないわ｡
たとえ あなたが 永遠の若さを 手に入れようと➡
Even if you did gain eternal youth.
たとえ あなたが どんなに きれいな着物で 着飾ろうと…➡
No matter how beautiful a kimono you wear...
私は 胸を張って 言ってあげる｡
I know without a doubt...
(お妙)あなたは… 醜い｡
that you will always be ugly.
ﾎﾝﾄ… 笑っちゃうくらい 不細工な魂…｡
Your heart and soul are ugly and rotten.
Watch your mouth, little girl! What do you know?!
まだ 言うか！ 小娘!! お前に 何が わかる！
(乙姫)若くて美しい お前に 何が わかる！
You're young and beautiful! What could you possibly know?!
何千年の時を １人 老いさらばえながら➡
What do you know about the feelings of a woman who's been left to live
生きねばならぬ 女の気持が…！
and grow old by herself for thousands of years?
１人 醜く 腐っていきながら➡
What do you know about my feelings?
それでも なお 死ねぬ わらわの気持が…!!
About getting uglier and decaying all alone but never dying!
(お妙)歳をとるのは あなただけじゃないわよ｡
You're not the only one who ages.
どんなに きれいな人だって➡
Everyone, no matter how beautiful,
いずれは ｼﾜだらけになって 最後は 死んでいくの｡
grows wrinkled and dies in the end.
それでも… 姿や形が変わっても➡
But even if their looks change,
変わらない 何かがあると 思いたいじゃない｡
there's always some things that never change.
この身が滅んでも どれだけ 年月が経っても➡
Even if our bodies are destroyed. No matter how many years pass...
滅ばないものがあるって 信じたいじゃない！
We believe there's something that can never be destroyed.
私たちは ｼﾜだらけに なったって➡
But even if we become wrinkled, we still won't lose to you.
あなたには 負けない｡
本当に 美しいものが何か 知っているから！
That's because we know what true beauty is.
(乙姫)本当に 美しいものは 滅びぬと… おもしろい｡
Something that is truly beautiful cannot be destroyed, you say?
How interesting.
ならば…➡
In that case...
見せてみよ！ お前たちのいう 美しさというものを!!
Show me...
That beauty you speak of!!
(乙姫)私と お前たち➡
It's you or me... The winner is the one who's truly beautiful!!
勝ったほうが 真に 美しきものだ!!
(笑い声)
(亀兵士)どこへ 行った！ (亀兵士)捜せ！
Where did they go?!
Find them! They should be nearby!
(亀兵士)必ず 近くにいるはずだ！
なんとか 逃げ切った…｡
We managed to escape.
頼みますよ… 銀さん 桂さん！
Please, Gin-san, Katsura-san, run away on your own two feet.
ちゃんと 自分の足で 逃げてくださいよ！
もう ﾎﾞｸ 知らないですからね！
I don't care what happens to you geezers anymore.
(桂)まったく 近頃の若いもんは➡
Honestly. Young people these days...
これくらいで 情けないのう｡
Complaining about something like this? How pathetic.
ﾜｼらが 若い頃なんか 亀の甲羅を しょったうえに➡
When we were young, we had to carry Master Roshi,
[Note: Parody of Dragon Ball.]
武天老師様を担いで 牛乳配達をしたり…｡
who had a turtle shell on his back, and deliver the milk...
Who's Master Roshi?!
武天老師って 誰だよ!?
Don't revise your memory to include parts from a mega-hit manga!
勝手に ﾒｶﾞﾋｯﾄ漫画に 記憶 改竄してんじゃねえよ!!
(銀時)おい… ﾂﾞﾗ…｡
Hey, Zura ...
なんだっけ？ 突っ込み 遅えうえに 忘れた～!!
What was I going to say?
You're taking too long to comment, and you even forgot what you were saying!
あぁ… あれ…➡
Oh yeah...In the end, you played with the Mega Drive, too.
ﾒｶﾞﾄﾞﾗｲﾌﾞ 結局 やったんじゃねえか…｡
That was your comment from the last episode!!
それ 先週の 突っ込みだろうが！
Why are you commenting on something that happened an episode ago?!
なんで １週またいで 突っ込んでんだよ!!
No one will remember that!!
誰も 覚えてねえよ!! (桂)さすが 銀時じゃ｡
As I expected of you, Gintoki.
(桂)今 流行りの ｼｭｰﾙじゃ｡
That's one of those surrealism comments that's so popular lately.
ｼｭｰﾙ突っ込みじゃ～！
A fine surreal comment. Young people just don't get it.
若いもんには ﾏﾈできんわ｡
ﾂﾞﾗ お前… あれ… 武天老師って 誰よ？
Zura, who is Master Roshi?
勝手に ﾒｶﾞﾋｯﾄ漫画に あれ すんじゃねえよ｡
Don't go revising your memory to include parts from a mega-hit manga.
なんでやねん！ じじい～!!
Old fart!!
いいかげんにしねえと 山に 捨てていくぞ ｺﾗ～!!
If you don't cut it out, I'll dump you off in the mountains, damn it!!
ｸｿ～ｯ！ こんな状態で 乙姫と 戦ったところで➡
Crap. If we fight against Otohime like this, we're going to lose.
やられるのは 目に見えてるぞ！
どうすれば… んっ？
What should I do?
ここは…｡
What's this?
♪♪～
そろそろ 頃合いか… 引き上げい！
That's long enough. Pull her up.
(乙姫)ﾊﾞｶな女…｡ わらわに逆らって➡
What a foolish woman.
Does she think she can get away with defying me?
ただですむと思うたか｡
さぞや 美しい姿になっておろう｡
I'm sure she's become quite beautiful now...
血のしたたる 真っ白な骨に… ん？
A beautiful bloody corpse.
ﾊﾞｶな！ 何っ!?
I-Impossible! What?!
おお～っ!!
うおお～っ!! うおお～っ!!
(３人)おおお～っ!!
♪♪～
(３人)おおおお～っ!!
ひぃ～っ!!
きっ ｷｻﾏら… なぜここに!?
Y...
You fools! How did you get in here?!
Th-The water!!
(乙姫)みっ 水が…！ ﾊﾞｶな！
I-Impossible!! You broke in by smashing the ceiling of the lower floor?!
下の階層から 天井を破壊し 侵入しただと!?
者ども であえ～!!
Get them, my guards!!
(亀兵士たち)おおおお～っ!!
撃て～!! ああ～っ！
Fire!!
♪♪～
ﾁｯ… 速すぎて捕らえられん！
Tsk. She's so fast that we can't get near her!!
(亀兵士)ｷﾞｬ～ｯ!!
Yahoo!
ｷｬｯﾎ～!!
Tsk! She's on top of the shark!!
(亀兵士)ｻﾒの上だ！ ｻﾒごと撃ち殺せ!!
Shoot her and the shark down!!
うおおお～っ!!
うおりゃああああ～っ!!
What are you fools doing?
何を ﾓﾀﾓﾀしている！ 賊だ！ 早く… 早く行って始末せい！
They're all rebels!! Hurry up and get rid of them!!
(亀兵士たち)はっ！
Yes!!
(銃声)
(２人)うわあ～!!
(お妙)言ったでしょう？
I told you.
私たちは どんなになろうと あなたには負けない って｡
We won't lose no matter what happens to us.
みっ 認めぬぞ!!
I-I won't accept that!!
この世で もっとも美しいのは わらわだ！
I'm the most beautiful woman in the world!!
この戦い… 勝つのは わらわだ！
I'm going to win this battle!!
わらわより美しい者など 認めぬ!!
I won't allow anyone to be...
more beautiful that I am!!
若いだけの小娘が！ この顔 醜く膨れあがらせてくれるわっ!!
You're just a little girl who only has youth!!
That face!!
I'll make it ugly and swollen!!
ああ～ん｡
(乙姫)美しい…？ ﾊﾞｶな…｡
She's beautiful?! I-Impossible!
殴られながらにして この美しさは…➡
Why is she so beautiful when I'm hitting her?
It's like the ethereal beauty of a falling flower!!
さながら 一輪の花弁が 散る際の刹那の美!!
ﾌﾝ… そんなﾋﾞﾝﾀで 私を ﾌﾞｻｲｸにできると思って？
You think your weak slaps can make me ugly?
今度は 私の番よ!!
Now it's my turn!!
ぐほおお～…！
What?! A punch?!
《何ぃ ｸﾞｰだと～!?
Who punches a woman's face?!
普通 おなごの顔を ｸﾞｰで殴るか～！》
《乙姫:しかも この女 的確に絶妙なﾌﾞｻｲｸになる➡
Furthermore, she's hitting places that'll definitely make me ugly.
ﾎﾟｲﾝﾄをついて殴ってきている！ なんて嫌な女だ！
What a formidable woman!!
げふぅぅ～… ｸｯ…➡
And she's made all the flowers behind me scatter so gracefully.
とっさに ﾊﾞｯｸに花を散らせたが このままでは もたぬ｡
I can't keep up with this.
しからば 奥の手!!》
I need to use my trump card!!
Take this!! Nose hooks!!
《決まった～ 鼻ﾌｯｸ～！
何人たりとも この悪魔の かぎ爪からは➡
No one can escape such a devilish attack.
逃れる手はない！ どんな美人であろうと➡
No matter how beautiful you are, you'll become the ugly one...
たちどころに ﾌﾞｻｲｸ顔に…！》
What?! She looks like Naoko?!
[Note: Naoko Ken is a Japanese actress and singer.]
《乙姫:何～！ ﾊﾞｯｸに ﾅｵｺだと～!?
己より 鼻が上向きな人物を ﾊﾞｯｸに配することによって➡
Compared to her, whose nose is even more upturned...
なんか まだﾏｼだと思わせ➡
this girl doesn't look ugly at all even when I've got her stuck in such a position!
ｷﾞﾘｷﾞﾘのところで 踏みとどまったぁ!!》
次は 私の番よ!! させるか～！
Now it's my turn!!
I won't let you!!
こうなったら こっちも！
In that case, I'll use...
ｼﾝｼﾞだぁ！
Shinji!!
[Shinji Tanimura is a Japanese singer.]
Shinji?! Impossible!! She punched him out first?!
《ｼﾝｼﾞ～！ ﾊﾞｶな…｡
先にｼﾝｼﾞを 片付けたぁ？》
あなたの負けよ 乙姫！ あきらめて手を離しなさい！
You lose, Otohime! Give up and let go of me!
みんなを… 世界を元に戻すのよっ!!
Turn everyone... Turn the whole world back to normal!!
こんなことしたって 何も変わらないことは➡
You already know that...
doing this won't change anything!!
ﾎﾝﾄは あなただって わかっているんでしょ!!
だまれ～！ わらわを誰だと思っておる！
Shut up!!
Who do you think I am?
竜宮が主 乙姫なるぞ!!
I am Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu!!
乙姫は この世で もっとも美しい存在なのだ！
I am the most beautiful creature in existence.
美しくあらねばならぬのだ!!
I must be beautiful!
これは…｡
What's this?
It's a man...
人だ｡ 人が入っている！
There's a man in there.
ﾏｯｻｰｼﾞ器かのう？ ﾜｼも入りたいわ｡
I wonder if it's a massage device.
I want to get one, too.
どんだけ 間取りとるﾏｯｻｰｼﾞ器？ 違いますよ これ｡
What kind of massage device takes up this much space?!
This is something else.
たぶん 冷凍ｶﾌﾟｾﾙかなんかじゃないかな？
It's probably a deep-freeze capsule, or something like that.
(桂)どうでもいいが もう 腰が疲れたわい｡
Whatever the case, my back is worn out.
よっこらせと｡
Hey, wait!! Don't touch anything!!
ああっ ちょっと～！ 勝手に 変なとこ いじっちゃﾀﾞﾒですよ!!
ひぃ～！ どうしました？
What's wrong?!
It's a Tengu!! It's cursed!!
天狗じゃ～ 祟りじゃ～！
あ… 何だこれ？ 何か書いてある｡
What's this?
Something's written here.
Space century 079, July 15...
(若乙姫) ｢宇宙世紀 079年 ７月15日…➡
あの人は まだ 目を覚まさない｡
He still hasn't awakened.
医者の話では 一命はとりとめたが➡
According to the doctors, they've managed to keep him alive,
この先 意識が戻るかどうかは わからないと言う｡
but they don't know if he'll regain consciousness.
私の責任だ｡
It's all my fault.
私があの人を この城に 長く引き止めたばかりに➡
I kept him in this palace too long.
あの人は一人 時間の流れにとり残され➡
He was left behind in his time.
絶望し 死を選んだのだ｣｡
He lost all hope and chose death.
Is this what Kamenashi-san was talking about?
これって まさか➡
亀梨さんの言ってた…｡
Believing that he'll regain consciousness someday,
(若乙姫) ｢いつか 意識が戻ることを信じ➡
あの人を ｺｰﾙﾄﾞｽﾘｰﾌﾟにかけることにする｡
I've placed him in a cold sleep.
これで あの人の肉体が 滅ぶことはない｡
Now his body will never be destroyed.
目を覚ます日まで あの人は 今と変わらず➡
He will continue to sleep in his beautiful state,
never changing, until the day he awakens.
美しい姿のまま 眠り続けるのだ｡
ただ 正しいことを しているのかどうか 自信はない｡
But I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.
あの人は 孤独を嘆き 自ら死を選んだのだ｡
He was so depressed about being all alone and chose death.
もし 遠い未来 目覚めるときがきたとしても➡
Even if he wakes up in the far future,
そこには 以前と同じく➡
he'll awaken in a completely different world.
彼の知らない世界が 茫洋と広がっているのだ｡
It'll be just like before only worse.
そのとき 私は あの人になんと 声をかければいいのだろうか｡
If that happens, what should I tell him?
私は また同じ過ちを➡
I may be repeating the same mistake.
繰り返そうと しているのかもしれない｡
それでも そうだとしても… 私は…｣｡
Even so... Even if I am... I...
((浦島:きれいだなぁ｡
It sure is beautiful...
(若乙姫)まるで 真珠をばらまいたようでしょ？
It looks as if pearls have been scattered, doesn't it?
ここは 銀河でも指折りの 名所とされているのですよ｡
This is one of the most famous places in the universe.
(浦島)ｵﾗ こんなきれいなもん 見たのは 初めてだ｡
This is the first time I've seen something so beautiful.
(若乙姫)ﾌﾌﾌｯ…｡
乙姫様 ｱﾝﾀ…➡
Otohime-sama... You're...
ﾎﾝﾄに きれいだな))
absolutely beautiful.
(若乙姫) ｢もう１度… あの人に会いたい｡
I want to see him...
Once more...
何百年 何千年かかっても…｣｡
No matter how many hundreds or thousands of years it takes.
Countless men after him have told me that same cheap line.
(乙姫)そんな安い台詞➡
それこそ 星の数ほど いろんな男に言われてきた｡
なのに あのとき➡
But his words... Why can't I forget his words?
あの人の言葉だけが 忘れられないのはなぜであろうか｡
I've lived for thousands of years, but his words...
何千年も生きてきて あの人の言葉だけが…｡
(若乙姫)｢美しく生きていこう…｡
I must live and stay beautiful.
たとえ 何千年 経とうと➡
No matter how many thousands of years pass.
あの人が 私を 私と気づいてくれるように｡
So that he can recognize me.
So that when he awakens, he won't be lonely.
目が覚めたとき あの人が寂しくないように｡
世界の形が変わっても➡
Even if the world changes, I must remain the same.
私だけは 以前と変わらぬ姿のまま｡
あの人の知る 美しい姿のまま➡
I must wait for him looking as beautiful as I was when he knew me.
あの人を待っていよう｡
この世界に あなたを待っていた人が➡
I must let you know that you're not alone...
一人でもいたことを…｡
あなたは 一人じゃないことを 教えるために｡
that there was one person in this world who was waiting for you.
私は どんな暗い深海も 照らす真珠になる｡
I'll become the pearl that shines in the depths of the sea.
だから その光をたどって きっと 帰ってきて｡
Follow that light and return to me.
私 ずっと待っているから…｣｡
I'll always be waiting for you.
乙姫…｡
Otohime...
(衝撃音)
竜宮城が揺れてる!?
Ryugu Palace is shaking?!
What are these tremors?!
なんだ この揺れは!? おい！
Hey!
♪♪～
No matter how much you resist, it's useless.
お前たちが どれだけ 抗おうとﾑﾀﾞなこと｡
竜宮城は まもなく 江戸の上空へとたどり着く｡
Ryugu Palace will soon be above Edo.
(乙姫)玉手箱 Ｇ10万に相当する ｶﾞｽを濃縮した➡
The Heavenly Old Age Cannon contains pressurized gas...
[Heavenly Old Age]
天元寿老砲｡
...the equivalent of 100,000 Treasure Box Gs.
♪♪～
(乙姫)あれを 江戸のど真ん中に放てば➡
If I fire this in the middle of Edo...
地上に残る者は すべて醜い老人と化す｡
Everyone who remains on the surface will become ugly and old.
(お妙)そんなことをして いったい 誰が喜ぶというの!!
Who would want that?
Who would want you to do that?!
Do you think the person you're waiting for...
あなたの待っている人が…｡
そんなことを 望んでいるとでも思ってるの!?
would really want you to do such a terrible thing?!
I must be his guide.
(乙姫)わらわは あの人の➡
道しるべに なってさしあげねばならぬ｡
(乙姫)暗く 深い 海の底にあって➡
I must be the most beautiful pearl in this world.
唯一 輝く この世で最も美しき真珠に！
The only thing that shines in the dark depths of the ocean.
(乙姫)その光に あの人も➡
きっと 気がついてくれよう｡
I'm sure he'll notice that light.
(乙姫)きっと 光をたどって➡
He'll follow that light and come back to me.
わらわのもとに 帰ってきてくれよう｡
(乙姫)そのためには➡
In order to do that... In order to become...
わらわが 唯一 輝く 真珠であるためには…｡
the only shining pearl...
I need to sink everyone else into the depths of the ocean.
わらわ以外の者は➡
暗き深海に 沈んでもらわねばならぬのだ｡
[To be continued...]
[There's barely any time left before the Heavenly Old Age Cannon fires.]
[The fate of the world is left to Gintoki and Katsura!!]
[Ryugu Arc - The Final Chapter]
["Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward"]
[The smoke has turned everyone old. Can they stop the Heavenly Old Age Cannon even in such decrepit bodies?!]
[At the brink of despair... Urashima calls...]