[The summer vacation special "Ryugu Arc." You'll see the final episode this week!]
[Otohime is plotting to turn everyone on Earth into senior citizens. Will Katsura and Gintoki be able to stop her?!]
["Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward"]
♪♪～
Hey! Look at that!
(亀兵士)あれを見ろ！ 巨大な玉手箱が！
A huge treasure box!
(亀兵士)まさか 乙姫様 ｵﾚたちごと竜宮城を!?
Don't tell me... Otohime-sama is going to blast Ryugu Palace and the rest of us.
やばい！ 逃げろ！
Damn it!
Get out of here!
(長谷川)ぎゃあぁっ!!
(亀梨)大丈夫か!?
Are you all right?
♪♪～
(新八)銀さん ここまで老化ｶﾞｽが!!
Gin-san, the aging gas has spread over here, too!
乙姫は 自らの手下さえも➡
Otohime is trying to turn Ryugu Palace and all her followers into old folks!
竜宮城ごと まとめて 老化させるつもりだ！
(銀時)ﾜｼらはもう じいさんだから 関係ないわ｡
We've already been turned into old men, so it really doesn't matter.
なに無責任なこと 言ってんですか！
What an irresponsible thing to say!
(桂)誰じゃ こんな夜中に 花火なんかしとるのは！
Who's setting off fireworks at midnight?!
高杉さんちの子か？
Is that Takasugi-san's goons?
うわあ！ もうﾀﾞﾒだ！
It's hopeless!
(桂)｢彼の人に会いたい｡
I want to see him.
彼の人が 気づいてくれるよう➡
I want to be as beautiful as I was when he first saw me.
以前と変わらぬ 美しい姿でいたい｡
彼の人が目覚めたとき➡
And when he finally awakens,
寂しくないよう 以前と同じ姿で迎えたい｣｡
I want to welcome him the same way I did before.
(桂)哀れよのう… 乙姫｡
That way he won't feel lonely. How sad, Otohime...
(桂)長い年月を経て 一人 老いていくうち➡
After so much time has passed...
その思いさえも 醜く 歪んでしまったか…｡
...have her feelings twisted into something ugly?
若く美しく あるなんてことよりよぉ➡
Youth and beauty aren't what's important.
腰 曲がっても まっすぐ 歩いて生きていくことのほうが➡
It's more difficult to walk straight and true if your back is bent to begin with.
よっぽど難しいんだ ｺｲﾂは…｡
As they say...
魂は…｡
It's better if you make your soul beautiful!
いやなんか 相当 いいこと 言ってるっぽいんですが➡
...Well, I guess what you're saying makes sense...
全然 わかんないです｡
but I don't understand at all.
さすがは 銀時じゃ いいこと言った｡
You're great, Gintoki. You said exactly the right thing.
ﾜｼも どちらかというと ﾐｨちゃん派じゃな！
I prefer Mie-chan, too.
What are you guys talking about?! That's all about the Pink Lady!
[Note: Pink Lady was a female pop music duo made up of "Mie" and "Kei" from the 1970s.]
どんな話してたんだよ！ 完全にﾋﾟﾝｸﾚﾃﾞｨｰの話だろ それ！
ふりぃんだよ 今を生きろ ﾎﾞｹ！
You're so out of date. Catch up, dude!
ﾂﾞﾗよ ﾃﾒｪ すっかり年くって ﾖﾎﾞﾖﾎﾞに なっちまったがよぉ➡
Hey, Zura. Even though you've turned into a worn-out old man...
まだ まっすぐ走れるか？
...can you still...
...run straight?
誰にものを申しておる！
To whom do you think are you talking to?
だいぶ 目が悪くなったが 見えているぞ｡
Even though my eyesight is worse, I can still see clearly...
ゆくべき道は まっすぐしっかりとな｡
The right way to go...
...I can see it straight and clear.
そうかよ｡
I see it too.
Then let's go...
ほいじゃ 行くとすっかね｡
3000歳の ばばあのﾘﾊﾋﾞﾘに｡
...so we can help rehabilitate a 3,000-year-old woman.
銀さん 桂さん！ ﾑﾁｬだ そんな体で!!
Gin-san, Katsura-san, it's impossible! Your bodies are too...
(警報音)
♪♪～
(乙姫) ﾌﾌ… これですべてが終わる｡
It's all over now. The world will sink into the deep, dark sea.
世界は 暗き深海へと沈む｡
(乙姫)わらわこそ この世界で 唯一の存在となるのだ！
I'll become the only beautiful person in this whole world.
天元寿老砲 発射!!
Cannon... Fire!
どうした!? [無線](亀兵士)ﾒｲﾝｺﾝﾋﾟｭｰﾀｰが➡
What's going on?
Someone is hacking into the main computer.
何者かの ﾊｯｷﾝｸﾞをうけています！
[無線](亀兵士)ｼｽﾃﾑ復旧 寿老砲発射まで 15分を要します｡
Fifteen minutes until the system recovers and the Old Age Cannon fires.
Wh...
[I HAVE ENTRUSTED HOPE TO YOU.]
望みは ｷﾐたちに託した…？
"I have entrusted hope to you"?!
誰だ!? いったい 誰が!?
Who is this?! Who's doing this?
(浦島) ｢望みは ｷﾐたちに託した…｡
I have entrusted hope to you.
老化ｳｨﾙｽを破壊する 抗ｳｨﾙｽﾜｸﾁﾝを➡
Fire the Anti-aging vaccine to destroy the Aging virus ravaging the world!
世界に向けてぶちまけるんだ｡
…頼む 彼女を｣｡
...Please...
[PLEASE SAVE OTOHIME.]
...save Otohime...
[URASHIMA]
Who is it?!
誰だ!? いったい誰が わらわのｼﾞｬﾏを!?
Who's standing in my way?!
ﾊﾞ… ﾊﾞｶな!?
N-No way...
(乙姫)あのような者たちが まだ わらわに歯向かおうと｡
Those rebels are still trying to defeat me.
(乙姫)老いさらばえた 姿になってもなお➡
Even when reduced to old men...
...they still fight me?!
わらわに闘いを 挑もうというのか!?
あれは 砲門の方角…｡
They're heading towards the cannon!
(乙姫)天元寿老砲の発射を 食い止めるつもりか！
Are they going to stop the Heavenly Old Age Cannon from firing?
Ten minutes until the system recovers and the Old Age Cannon fires.
[無線](亀兵士)ｼｽﾃﾑ復旧 寿老砲発射まで あと10分です！
Stupid fools! You're too old and slow to make it!
うつけめ！ その足で間に合うものか！
Ｂ-57区に敵発見！ すぐに捕捉せよ!!
My enemies are in the B-57 area! Capture them immediately!
(乙姫)遅っ！ 敵も味方も遅っ!!
They're too slow! Both the enemies and my soldiers!
You bastards! This isn't a picnic!
(乙姫)お～い ｷｻﾏら！ ﾋﾟｸﾆｯｸじゃねえんだよ！
Damn it! I completely miscalculated the situation!
しまった！ 完全に計算ﾐｽだ！
兵士たちは まだ 生かしておくべきだったか！
I shouldn't have gassed the soldiers!
相手はじいさんだ｡
Humph. Our opponents are old men.
じいさん 対 じいさん｡
Old men vs. old men. Under these conditions, we won't ever lose!
同じ条件ならば 負けはせんわ！
(２人)はああぁっ!!
(乙姫)速い！ じじいにしては速い!! 微妙に…｡
Here we go!
So fast! They're so quick for their age! Amazing!
何者だ ﾔﾂら…｡
Who are they?!
４Ｗ爺じゃ｡
4W-Old men!
[4W-Old men!]
腹立つ！ うまいけど何か腹立つ!!
They're pissing me off! They're pretty good, but they're really pissing me off!
[無線](亀兵士)ｼｽﾃﾑ復旧 寿老砲発射まで あと８分です｡
Eight minutes until the system recovers and the Old Age Cannon fires.
じじいが醜いなんざ 誰にも言わせねえ！
I won't let anybody say old men are ugly anymore!
じじいの底力 見せてくれるわぁ～！
I'll show you an old man's boundless power!
乙姫～！
Otohime!
The Old Age Cannon will fire in seven minutes.
[無線](亀兵士) 寿老砲発射まで あと７分｡
(２人)おぉ～！
待てい そこまでじゃ！
Hold on! That's it!
これ以上 先へは行かせん！
I won't let you go any farther!
I-Impossible!
ﾊﾞｶな！ 神がかった 高速の よぼよぼによって壁を…！
Those fanatical old men...
...are racing along the walls!
(２人)おっ！
あ… あんな老人たちが ﾊﾞ ﾊﾞｶな… こんなことが…｡
Th-Those old men... N-No way... This is impossible...
(お妙)あれが あなたが醜いと はき捨てた生き物よ｡
They're the ones...
...whom you said were ugly.
止めてみなさいよ あなたの その醜く歪んだ剣で｡
Why don't you stop them with your own ugly, twisted ways?
どんなに しわだらけになろうと どんなに腰が曲がろうと➡
No matter how many wrinkles they have...
No matter how far their backs crumple forward...
決して 折れない まっすぐな剣｡
Their will is as strong and straight as a sword and will never break.
止められるものなら 止めてみなさい！
Stop them if you can!
[無線](亀兵士) 寿老砲発射まで あと６分｡
The Old Age Cannon will fire in six minutes.
Gin-san! Gin-san!
銀さ～ん！ 銀さ～ん!!
やりました～！ ついに見つけました!!
I did it! Finally, I found it!
The last weapon that can save the world!
世界を救う最後の兵器を！
なんじゃ？ それは｡ ﾜｸﾁﾝです｡
What's that?
It's a vaccine!
乙姫が江戸中に ばらまいた 老化ｳｲﾙｽを無力化するﾜｸﾁﾝが➡
It's a bullet filled with a vaccine that neutralizes
the Aging virus Otohime unleashed upon Edo.
つまった弾頭です！ これを 発射しようとしている➡
If we put this in the gun-port lid of the cannon,
大砲の砲門に ﾌﾞﾁ込んで 発射すれば みんな元に戻ります！
...and let it fire, everyone will return to normal.
(桂)でかした 新太郎君！
Well done, Shintaro-kun.
よくわからないが そのﾁﾝﾁﾝとやらを肛門にﾌﾞﾁ…｡
I didn't quite get all that, but we stick that up the butt...
Katsura-san, that's not what I said!
桂さん 全部間違ってます！
This has nothing to do with butts!
森羅万象 まるまる間違ってます！
[無線](亀兵士) 寿老砲発射まで あと５分30秒｡
The Old Age Cannon will fire in 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
時間がない！ とにかく急ぎましょう!!
There's no time! We have to hurry!
(桂)な なんじゃこりゃ！
Wh-What the heck is this?!
階段が延々と…｡
The stairway goes on and on...!
ｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰも止められとるみたいじゃ｡
It looks like they've stopped this elevator.
We won't be able to reach the cannon unless we climb up these stairs!
これを昇らないと 砲門には 辿り着けないっていうのか！
[無線](亀兵士) 寿老砲発射まであと５分です｡
The Old Age Cannon will fire in five minutes.
たったの５分で…！
We've only got five minutes!
Why are you guys so slow?!
(乙姫)なにをﾓﾀﾓﾀしておる！ 早く追え!!
Hurry up and get them!
砲門に辿り着かれたら おしまいだぞ！
It'll be over if they reach the cannon!
あそこだ～！ いけ～!!
Over there!
Get them!
ｸｿｯ！ 銀さん 桂さん 急ぎましょう!!
Damn it!
Gin-san, Katsura-san, hurry it up!
だ だまれ！
Sh-Sh-Shut up!
今 昇っとるところじゃろうが!!
Now, we've got to climb stairs?!
年寄りはな 階段と ばぁさんの 歯ぎしりが大嫌いなんじゃ！
You know, old men hate stairs and the sound of their old wives' teeth grinding!
じゃがな 誰よりも ばぁさんを 心から愛しとるんじゃ！
...but...I love her in my heart more than anybody else!
I didn't ask you! And you don't even have a wife!
聞いてねえよ！ つうか ｱﾝﾀ ばあさん いねえだろ！
Come on! What are you doing?!
(乙姫)ええい！ 何をしている!!
もうよい どけ！ 老いぼれどもが!!
That's enough! Get out of the way!
You old slow pokes!
You...
(乙姫)ｷｻﾏら～！
...you bastards!
長谷川さん 亀梨さん！
Hasegawa-san! Kamenashi-san!
(長谷川)何をへばっとるんじゃ じじいども！
Don't get all run down, old fellas.
こんな階段も 昇れんようになったか｡
You guys can't even climb stairs like this?!
情けないの 老いぼれが！
How shameful, you pathetic old farts!
もたもたしてねえで さっさと行け！
Don't slow down, speed walk!
ﾃﾒｴらに全世界の じじ ばばの命運を預けたぞ！
All the old men and women of the world...
...are counting on you!
だまれ！ 老いぼれはｷｻﾏじゃ!!
Shut up! You're the one who's old!
まだまだ 若いもんなんかに負けるか～！
We won't lose against young men!
おのれ ｼﾞｬﾏだ 離せ！
You jerks are holding me back! Unhand me!
[無線](亀兵士) 寿老砲発射まで あと４分｡
The Old Age Cannon will fire in four minutes.
みちゅ子さん みちゅ子さん ﾜｼの朝ご飯は まだかいの？
Michuko-san, Michuko-san, isn't my breakfast ready yet?
[Note: Parody of Mitsuko, the typical name for a "daughter-in-law" in TV series.]
うごっ うぉ…！
Wh... So strong!
なっ ものすごい力…｡
Michuko-san, Michuko-san, isn't my breakfast ready yet?
みちゅ子さん みちゅ子さん ﾜｼの朝ご飯は まだかいの？
ば おばあさん 朝ご飯なら さっき食べたでしょう！
O-Old granny, you've already had breakfast.
あぁ そうだったかい しょれは しゅまなかったのう｡
Oh, really? I'm sorry then.
Yes!
しめた！
みちゅ子さん みちゅ子さん ﾜｼの昼ご飯は まだかいの？
Michuko-san, Michuko-san, isn't my lunch ready yet?
さっき朝ご飯食べたばっかりって 言ったでしょうが！
I just said you already had breakfast!
I see... I haven't even had lunch yet... So, is breakfast ready yet?
しょ～かい 昼はまだか… じゃあ 朝ご飯は まだでちゅか？
朝食ったっつったろうが！
I told you that you already had breakfast!
I see. I had breakfast, and haven't had lunch yet, which means...
はぁ そうか 朝食って 昼まだってことは…➡
ﾀﾝﾄﾞﾘｰﾁｷﾝﾌﾞﾙｺﾞｰﾆｭ風味ﾊﾟｲ包み焼きは まだかいの？
Isn't my Tandori Chicken Bourgogne-style pie ready yet?
それ 何ご飯？ ものすごい凝り方だけど➡
What kind of meal is that? It sounds far too gourmet.
何ご飯ですか？
What kind of meal is that?
Michuko-san, Michuko-san.
(九兵衛) みちゅ子さん みちゅ子さん｡
ﾜｼの眼帯 見かけなかったかい？
Do you know where my eyepatch is?
(乙姫)左目！
You're wearing it on your left eye!
Michuko-san, Michuko-san, Michuko-san...
(九兵衛/神楽) みちゅ子さん みちゅ子さん！
Shut up, already! I'm not Michuko!
もう うるせえ！ みちゅ子じゃねえし!!
(九兵衛)もしもし 八兵衛かい？ お母さん もう疲れたわ｡
Hello, Hachibei? Mom is really tired.
みちゅ子さんとは やっていけない｡
I can't get along with Michuko-san anymore.
Don't call up your son!
(乙姫)息子に電話かけんなぁ！
(神楽)もしもし 八兵衛かい？ ﾀﾝﾄﾞﾘｰﾁｷﾝは まだかいの？
Hello, Hachibei. Isn't my Tandori Chicken ready yet?
じゃあ はい 会社の帰りに お願いします｡
Well...yeah, please get it on your way back from work.
Don't ask her son to get Tandori Chicken for you!
(乙姫) 他人の息子にﾀﾝﾄﾞﾘｰﾁｷﾝ頼むな！
(長谷川)これより先へは…｡ (亀梨)一歩も行かせんぞ～！
We won't let you...
...take a single step further!
こ… こやつら～!!
Y-You guys...!
[無線](亀兵士)寿老砲発射まで あと ３分！
The Old Age Cannon will fire in three minutes.
♪♪～
(乙姫)おぉぉぉぉ～っ!!
[無線](亀兵士)寿老砲発射まで あと ２分！
The Old Age Cannon will fire in two minutes.
うら～っ!!
♪♪～
新八～!!
Shinpachi!
♪♪～
[無線](亀兵士)寿老砲発射まで あと１分を 切りました｡
The cannon will fire in...
...under one minute.
[無線](亀兵士)ｶｳﾝﾄﾀﾞｳﾝに うつります｡
The countdown begins now.
[無線]60… 59…｡
60 seconds... 59 seconds...
(桂)あれじゃ！
That one. If we put this vaccine into the butt of the cannon,
(桂)あのﾐｻｲﾙの 尻の穴に ｺｲﾂを ぶち込めば➡
老化ｶﾞｽごと ﾜｸﾁﾝも 世界に ぶちまかれるわ｡
both it and the aging gas will spread through the world.
♪♪～
うぅ… ぎぇ～っ!!
させぬ！ させぬぞ！ わらわのｼﾞｬﾏは 誰にも させぬ!!
I won't let you! I won't let you do it!
I won't allow a single person to stand in my way!
(２人)乙姫～!!
Otohime!
うわぁぁぁ～っ!! (桂/銀時)うぉぉぉ～っ!!
[無線](亀兵士)10！ ９！ ８！ ７！
Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five...
[無線]６！ ５！ ４！ ３➡
Four...
Three...
[無線]２！ １！
Two...
One...
[無線]天元寿老砲 発射！
Heavenly Old Age Cannon...
Fire!
ﾌﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ！ 勝ちだ～！ わらわの勝ち…！
I win! I win...
(乙姫)ﾜｸﾁﾝが…！
The vaccine...
♪♪～
ﾂﾞﾗ… 狙うは 大砲の肛門だぜ｡
Zura, let's aim for the cannon's butt.
ﾂﾞﾗじゃない 桂だ｡
I'm not Zura. I'm Katsura.
Otohime!
乙姫～!!
Watch carefully! This is the real...
見知りおけい！ ｺｲﾂが 本物の…！
(２人)ｹﾞｰﾄﾎﾞｰﾙじゃ～!!
...gateball!
(爆発音)
♪♪～
(花野ｱﾅ)あれ…？ ｼﾜが… ｳｿ…！
Huh?
Oh...? My wrinkles... No kidding...
やった～!!
Wow!
元に… 戻った～!!
We've returned to normal!
♪♪～
銀さ～ん！ 桂さ～ん！
Gin-san! Katsura-san!
お～い!!
Hey!
♪♪～
(乙姫)敗因は…➡
The reason I was defeated is...
わらわの敗因は…➡
The reason I was defeated is...
because I underestimated old men like you.
そなたら 老人を 見くびったことか…｡
まさか… わらわが➡
I never thought I'd be defeated by the people
最も醜いと 忌み嫌い➡
I hated and thought were ugly.
さげすんできた存在に ｼﾞｬﾏされようとは…｡
あの人の おかげなんです｡
We couldn't have done it without that man.
ｺﾝﾋﾟｭｰﾀｰを通じて➡
The man who spoke through the computer
ﾎﾞｸらに 抗ｳｨﾙｽﾜｸﾁﾝを 託してくれたのは…➡
and told us about the Anti-aging vaccine.
たぶん… あなたの待ち人です 乙姫さん｡
He's probably the same person you've been waiting for all this time, Otohime-san.
頼まれました｡ あなたを 救ってくれって…｡
He asked us to save you.
(乙姫)ﾊﾞ… ﾊﾞｶな！
You've got to be kidding me. He's...
(乙姫)あの人は いまだ 冷凍装置の中で➡
...still in deep sleep, frozen inside the deep-freeze capsule... And...
深き眠りの中に あるはず｡
(乙姫)それが… まさか 長く 装置に身を置くうち➡
Are you telling me that because he's been in there for such a long time,
その意識が 竜宮のﾒｲﾝﾌﾞﾚｲﾝに 溶け込んだとでも…!?
his consciousness has entered Ryugu's main computer?
(桂)さあな｡ ただ １つ言えることは➡
I don't know. But one thing I can say for certain is,
ｷｻﾏが 長い間 あの男を 思っていたように➡
you've been thinking of him for a long time.
あの男も また あの装置の中で…➡
And that man inside there...
暗い闇の中で…➡
...in the darkness...has been thinking of you, too.
ずっと ｷｻﾏを 思っていたということだけだ｡
深海に光る 真珠のように…➡
Like a pearl that glitters in the deep sea.
ｷｻﾏが 道に迷わぬように…｡
...guiding you so you'd never get lost.
ﾀﾞﾒだ… ﾋﾞｸともせん！
Dang! It's too heavy!
おい… 人手を…！
Hey, get more people.
もう よい…｡
That's enough.
I said that's enough.
(乙姫)もう よいわ！
Tell all the soldiers that Ryugu Palace will soon be destroyed.
(乙姫)兵たちに 知らせよ｡ 竜宮は まもなく 崩壊する｡
(乙姫)市街に 被害を出さぬよう➡
To avoid damaging the city...
速やかに 海上へ舵を！
...steer the palace towards sea.
(乙姫)城に残るのは ﾈｽﾞﾐ１匹に至るまで➡
Everyone must leave the palace, even the mice.
避難させるのだ｡ もちろん そやつらも…｡
Of course, those guys, too.
しかし 姫が…！ 早く行け！
But Princess, what about you?
Hurry and leave now!
乙姫～!!
Otohime!
もはや あの人との逢瀬は 叶わぬ…｡
I'll never be able to see him again, anyway.
いつとも知れぬ時を 何百 何千と 一人で待つのは➡
I'm too tired to wait any more
hundreds of thousands of years alone.
もう疲れた…｡ 長き時のなかで わらわは➡
I've already waited this long.
この身だけではない… 魂さえも…➡
And not only my body, but also my soul has decayed.
汚してしまったらしい｡
だが そちたちのおかげで 最後の一歩…➡
But...because of you guys...
I was able to realize my wrongs at the very end.
踏みとどまることができた｡
わらわは 一度ならず 二度までも…➡
Not once, but twice...
あの人を 一人にするところであったぞ｡
My selfish desires lead to leaving him all alone again.
礼を言うぞ｡ 今なら見える｡
I thank you. I can see it now...
そちたちの運んでくれた 光…➡
...clearly, the light that you carried to me...
しっかりと…➡
ありがとう｡
Thank you.
乙姫～っ!!
Otohime!
♪♪～
(乙姫)浦島様… 今生で 再び会うこと➡
Urashima-sama.
In the end, I wasn't able to see you...
ついに 叶いませんでしたが せめて➡
...in this world.
But at least, in the deep sea, I hope to sleep next to you...
静かな海の底で あなたの隣で➡
共に 眠らせていただきたく存じます｡
...That's my only wish.
(乙姫)き… ｷｻﾏ…｡
You fool...
何百 何千の時を なんで あの男を待ってた？
...Why did you wait for him for hundreds of thousands of years?
何千 何万の言葉の中で➡
...Why do you only remember a few of his words
なんで あの男の言葉だけを忘れない？
amongst the thousands you've heard?
((浦島:ｱﾝﾀ… ﾎﾝﾄにきれいだなぁ))
You're... absolutely beautiful.
It's because those words weren't describing your appearance
ｿｲﾂは 見てくれなんかじゃねえ｡
ｱﾝﾀの魂… まっすぐ 見据えて言ってくれた➡
but your soul, right?
言葉だったからじゃねえのかよ！
ｱﾝﾀは そんな男の魂に 惚れたんじゃねえのかよ！
You fell in love with that man's soul, didn't you?
ｼﾜだらけになろうが 腰が曲がろうがいいじゃねえか｡
Even if you grow to be full of wrinkles or your back hunches over,
it won't matter at all.
入れ歯になろうが ｼﾐだらけになろうが➡
Even if you get dentures and they get all stained,
ｸｿたれようが ﾎﾞｹようが！
or you need to wear adult diapers...
生きて しわくちゃなﾂﾗで 笑って迎えてやりやがれ!!
...just live...and show him your smile in a face full of wrinkles!
ｸｿばばあ!!
Old hag!
♪♪～
((お妙:どんなきれいな人だって➡
Everyone, no matter how beautiful,
いずれは ｼﾜだらけになって 最後は死んでいくの！
grows wrinkled and dies in the end.
それでも 姿や形が変わっても➡
But even if their looks change,
変わらない 何かがあると思いたいじゃない｡
there's always some things that never change.
この身が滅んでも どれだけ年月が経っても…➡
Even if our bodies are destroyed.
No matter how many years pass.
Why me?!
滅ばないものがあるって 信じたいじゃない！
We believe there's something that can never be destroyed.
私たちは ｼﾜだらけになったって 負けない｡
But even if we become wrinkled, we still won't lose to you.
本当に美しいものが 何か知っているから！))
That's because we know what true beauty is.
(泣き声)
やれやれ 乙姫を倒す勇士を 集めたつもりだったが➡
Good grief. I thought I gathered up brave warriors to defeat Otohime,
どうやら ｵﾚは… とんだ ﾊｽﾞﾚｸｼﾞを引いてしまったらしい｡
but it looks like I drew some wild cards.
何をしているんだ ｷｻﾏ！ 早く逃げろ！
What are you guys doing?! Hurry up and get out of here!
乙姫様の お気遣いを ﾑﾀﾞにするつもりか！
Are you going to waste Otohime-sama's concern for us?
お前たちは 助けに行かんでいいのか？
Aren't you guys going to try to save her?
(亀兵士)乙姫様の最後の命 背くわけにはいかん！
It's Otohime-sama's last order! We can't disobey!
ﾌﾝｯ… 悪いが ｵﾚは反乱者だ｡
Humph. Sorry, but I'm a rebel.
乙姫様の命とやらを 聞く義理はない｡
I don't have any obligation to listen to any of Otohime-sama's orders.
だったら ｵﾚたちも反乱者だ！
...Then now we're rebels, too!
(亀兵士たち)おお～！ 乙姫様を救え～！
Yeah!
Save Otohime-sama!
♪♪～
(乙姫)あら いらっしゃい｡
Oh, hi! Welcome!
(近藤)ｺﾝﾁｷｼｮｰ！ 死んでやるよ！
Damn it! Let me die! A guy like me should just die!
死ねばいいんだろ ｵﾚみたいなﾔﾂ！
どうせ生きてたってさ ﾛｸなことねえんだよ～っ!!
Even if I live, there's nothing good that can happen!
Hey, hey, just calm down.
(土方)まぁまぁ 落ち着けよ｡
介錯なら いつでも ｵﾚが やってやるからよ｡
I'd assist you in committing seppuku any time.
(土方)ｵﾚは 好きなんだよ！ (乙姫)ｱﾝﾀ 好きなとこ座って｡
Please have a seat wherever you like.
(乙姫)ごめんね うるさくてね…！
I'm sorry about the noise.
うぅ…！ (乙姫)また 女にふられたのかい？
Did you get dumped by a woman again?
懲りないﾔﾂだね！ ほら 飲んで忘れな！
You just never learn, do you?
Here, drink this and forget about her.
ﾏﾏｰｯ!! もういいﾏﾏで！ ﾏﾏ ｵﾚと夫婦になってくれ!!
Mama! I like you, Mama! Please marry me!
[Note: In Japan, customers often call female bar owners Mama.]
(乙姫)悪いね あたしゃ先約がいるのさ！
I'm sorry, but I already have someone.
ほぅ ｿｲﾂは初耳だ｡
Hmm. That's news to us. We'd like to hear more about it.
話が聞きたいねぇ｡ ｳｿだよ ｳｿ～！
That's a lie! Don't be a braggart, you old hag!
見栄張ってんじゃねえよ ｸｿばばあ!!
(乙姫)実は 私… こう見えても かつては ある城の女王でさぁ…➡
[RYUGU PALACE SNACK HOUSE]
As a matter of fact, I used to be the queen of a palace.
そりゃ きれいだったのよ｡ (近藤)ｷﾞｬﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ…！
I was really beautiful back then.
竜宮城だろ！ ｢すなっく竜宮城｣の女王だろ！
Ryugu Palace, right?
The queen of the Ryugu Palace Snack House, right?
んじゃ～ その乙姫様に 教えを乞いたい！
Then let me ask you, "Otohime-sama." How do I get a woman?
女ってﾔﾂは いったい どうやったら落とせるのか？
(乙姫)そうさねぇ… 男なら 余計なこと言わずに…｡
Well, if you're a real man, don't say anything more, and...
(浦島)きれいだなぁ！
You're so beautiful.
いやいや おにいさん それ ﾍﾞﾀ過ぎ！
No, no, brother, that's too stereotypical a line!
つうか ﾋﾈﾘが なさ過ぎでしょ！
There's no sense in that at all!
…ｵﾗｧ こんな きれいな人見たのは➡
This is the second time in my life...
...that I've seen this beautiful woman.
二度目だよ｡
乙姫様… ｱﾝﾀ 昔と変わらず きれいだなぁ｡
Otohime-sama, you're still absolutely beautiful,
just as you were when I last saw you.
♪♪～
[Preview]
Let me smoke, damn it!
Damn. Before we know it, there'll be no place for us smokers.
I can't stand it anymore. At this rate, I... I...
["Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung"]
[It's a record-breaking smoking ban! Edo has finally banned smoking.]
[Toshiro Hijikata loves to smoke. He wanders around looking for cigarettes...]