♪♪～
[Slightly Feverish Continent] [Note: Parody of Passionate Continent, a Japanese documentary program.]
[Singer: Tsu Terakado]
[Slightly Feverish Continent]
The singer Tsu Terakado.
＜歌手 寺門 通｡
ｱﾏﾁｭｱ時代より 数多くの路上ﾗｲﾌﾞを行い➡
When she was an amateur, she played live performances on the streets.
ｽｶｳﾄの目にとまり ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞﾋﾞｭｰ｡
She made her pro debut when she caught the eye of a talent scout.
その後 ｽｷｬﾝﾀﾞﾙに巻き込まれ 凋落｡
Soon after, she was wrapped up in a scandal and her popularity declined.
一時は 引退も ささやかれたが➡
For a while, there were rumors she was going to retire.
ﾏｽｺﾐには 決して姿を出さない 謎のﾋｯﾄﾒｰｶｰ➡
But she made a miraculous comeback under the production of Tsunpo,
[Note: Tsunpo is a parody of Tsunku, a Japanese record producer, songwriter, and vocalist.]
a mysterious hit-maker who never revels himself to the media.
つんぽのﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｽをうけ 奇跡の復活➡
今回は 名実ともに ﾄｯﾌﾟｱｲﾄﾞﾙである彼女が➡
She is truly a first-rate pop idol in name and in reality.
新曲を作るまでに 密着してみた｡
We covered her closely as she composed her new song.
[Shibuya Regretful Hall] [Note: Parody of Shibuya Public Hall.]
[June 12] [Thank you in advance, attack of the hornet.]
今回の取材は 彼女の全国ﾂｱｰの 最終日より始まった＞
Our coverage of her began on the last day of her national tour.
♪♪(お通)｢それは好きだから 酒を呑むのが好きだから｣
I like it... I like drinking...
♪♪｢好きだから あなたと呑むのが好きだから｣
I like it... I like drinking with you...
♪♪｢ｼｬｹｼｬｹ ｼｬｹｼｬｹ 休肝日｣
Liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor...
No drinking today.
♪♪｢ｼｬｹｼｬｹ ｼｬｹｼｬｹ ｼｬｹ｣
Liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor...
♪♪｢お前とＰちゃん 呑んだくれ｣
Drunk with you and P-chan...
♪♪～
(歓声)
(お通)ﾊｧ ﾊｧ…｡
Everyone, thank you for coming, corn poop!!
みんな!! 今日は ありがとうきびうんこ!!
(客たち)とうきびうんこ!!
Corn poop!!
Today, I have a very important announcement, Mas Oyama!!
[Note: Mas Oyama is a famous karate master.]
今日は みんなに 重大発表がありﾏｽ大山!!
(客たち)ﾏｽ大山!!
Mas Oyama!!
実は…➡
The truth is...
The release date for my new single has been set, Tamba black beans!!
[Note: Tamba (old province of Japan) is famous for producing high quality black beans.]
今度 新曲のｼﾝｸﾞﾙﾘﾘｰｽが 決まりましたんばの黒豆!!
(拍手)
(手拍子)
[Q: What do you think about the announcement of her new single?]
いやぁ 久しぶりなんで 楽しみですね｡
Well, this is the first time I've been excited since her last single came out.
絶対 買っちゃうよね｡
I'm definitely going to buy it.
(ﾑｻｼっぽい人) 食べられるかどうかが 重要…｡
I think it's important to know whether it's edible or not.
(軍曹)いやぁ 他のｱｲﾄﾞﾙみたいに➡
Well, I might be a bit hesitant to buy it if they end up
releasing several different versions of the single like they do
[Note: Japanese pop idols often release several versions of a single to boost sales.]
初回特典を 何種類も出されたら➡
ちょっと 買うのためらう…｡
with other pop stars' albums.
[Q: Who are you?]
I'm Tsu Terakado Fan Club Captain Shinpachi Shimura!!
(新八)寺門 通 親衛隊隊長!!
志村 新八だ!!
軍曹！ 親衛隊規７条を 言ってみろ!!
Sergeant, recite Article 7 of the Fan Club Regulations!!
[Q: What is Article 7 of the Fan Club Regulations?]
Owowowow. "Members are to buy four of each of Otsu's CDs:
ｲﾃﾃﾃﾃ！ 隊員たるもの➡
お通ちゃんのCDは すべての特典を➡
one for storing, one for looking at, one for propagating,
保存用 鑑賞用 布教用➡
そして 実用用に ４つずつ揃えるべし｡
and one for actual use."
That's right!!
そのとおりだ!! 軍曹 ｷｻﾏは 幹部でありながら➡
Sergeant, even though you are one of our leaders,
your comments go against this rule!!
これに反する発言をした！
[Q: What do you mean by "actual use"?]
Therefore you will be punished with the
よって 鼻ﾌｯｸﾃﾞｽﾄﾛｲﾔｰ ｾｶﾝﾄﾞｲﾙﾐﾈｰｼｮﾝの刑に処す！
Nose Hook Destroyer Second Illumination!!
The night the album was announced, excitement continued to rage on.
＜興奮さめやらぬ 新曲発表の夜➡
その話は すぐに 大江戸全体をかけめぐった＞
News of it immediately spread throughout Edo.
[Tsu Terakado's new single!! On sale soon!]
♪♪～
[Tsu Terakado's new single, the long awaited debut!]
[One day in June] [AnipleX (Note: Parody of Aniplex)]
But on a certain day in June, the situation took a turn for the worse.
＜ しかし その矢先の６月某日 事態は急変する＞
[Q: What sort of business do you have here today?]
それが わかんないんだよね｡
Well, I'm not sure. I was suddenly called in for an important talk.
急に 大事な話があるから 来いって言われて｡
(ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｻｰ) おはよう お通ちゃん｡
Good morning, Otsu-chan.
Good morning.
おはようございます｡
まぁ でも 新曲のﾃﾞﾓがきたとか➡
Well, I think they probably just want to tell me
そういう話だと 思うんだけど｡
the demo for the new song came in.
えっ？
Huh?
(母)だから 発売延期よ｡
We're going to postpone sales.
Hey! Why?! Why is this happening?!
(お通)ちょっと！ どうしてよ！ なんで そうなるわけ!?
歌ができないんだから しようがないでしょ｡
We don't have a song written. It can't be helped.
[Ichi Terakado (Otsu's mother and manager)]
つんぽさんが 一方的に そう伝えてきたらしいの｡
Tsunpo-san made the decision himself...
(鳥羽)そうなんすよ！
That's right!!
[Toba-san (Employee from AnipleX in charge of Otsu)]
昨日 つんぽさんから 急に連絡があって… なんでも➡
Yesterday, we suddenly got a call from Tsunpo-san...
He said...
"I was playing my shamisen,
三味線をひいてたら 天然ﾊﾟｰﾏの男に➡
when a man with naturally wavy hair hit my helicopter
木刀で ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰに叩きつけられて➡
with a wooden sword and it crashed into the ground.
そのまま ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰごと 地面に落とされたから➡
｢突き指した｡ 来年なったら本気だすから➡
"I sprained my finger. I'll get serious next year, so wait for a while"...
ちょっと 待っててござる｣ と｡
So he says...
That's the stupidest reason ever!!
(母/お通)納得できるか!!
大事な新曲の発売を そんな わけのわからない理由で…➡
We can't postpone the sale of my important new song because of a crazy reason like that.
だいたい➡
Anyway...
三味線をひいてたら 天然ﾊﾟｰﾏの男に➡
"I was playing my shamisen,
when a man with naturally wavy hair hit my helicopter
木刀で ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰに叩きつけられて➡
そのまま ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰごと 地面に落とされたなんて➡
with a wooden sword and it crashed into the ground"?
そんな話 あるわけないじゃない！ ｱﾆﾒじゃないんだから!!
That could never happen!! This isn't an anime!!
ｱﾆﾒじゃ… ない…｡
This isn't... an anime...
今 いいの１曲 思いついたわ｡
I just thought of a nice song.
Otsu-chan, that's probably plagiarism!!
[Note: "This Isn't An Anime" (Anime Ja Nai) is the opening theme song to Gundam ZZ.]
(鳥羽)お通ちゃん それ たぶんﾊﾟｸﾘ｡
Otsu already made a public announcement
お通はもう ﾌｧﾝの前で新曲の 発売を公言してしまったのよ｡
about the release of her new song...
(母)それを 三味線をひいてたら➡
To postpone it because of some nonsense about playing a shamisen
ﾍﾘｺﾌﾟﾀｰごと 地面に落ちたなんて ありえない話で…｡
and his helicopter crashing into the ground...
There's no way he'd only have suffered a sprained finger.
突き指で済むわけないじゃない！
Is that all you care about, Mom?!
(お通)そこなの お母ちゃん!?
＜新曲 延期｡
There was a good deal of conflict
その 緊急会議は もめに もめた｡
at the last-minute meeting about postponing Otsu's new single.
We asked everyone for their thoughts
ここで その原因でもある ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｻｰ つんぽについて➡
about Tsunpo, the producer...
おのおのに 聞いてみた＞
and the cause of this problem.
[Q: What kind of person is Tsunpo?]
えっ？ つんぽさんすか？
Huh? Tsunpo-san?
He's an amazing guy.
そりゃ すごい人っすよ｡
その 大胆 かつ 繊細な才能は➡
His bold, yet delicate, skills keep others from getting near him and
他の追随を許さず➡
puts him in a strong positing to keep climbing to fame.
飛ぶ鳥を 落として なお のぼり続ける｡
売れて なお ｼｰﾝに 一石を投じようとするｽﾀﾝｽは➡
He sells and still causes a stir on the scene.
まさしく 侍っすね！
He's a true samurai.
[Q: Tell us about Tsunpo-san.]
まぁ… 確かに 彼の ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｽになってから➡
Well, ever since he's been producing her, Otsu's been a gold-record artist.
お通は ﾐﾘｵﾝ連発だけど…｡
今回の件は いただけないわね｡
But I can't accept this. I never expected he'd sprain his finger.
まさか 突き指とは…｡
[Q: That really bothers you, doesn't it?]
[Q: What do you think about Tsunpo-san?]
食べられるか どうか？
I think it's important to know whether he's edible or not.
その見極めが 重要です｡
But Toba-san, I don't want to postpone this!
でも 鳥羽さん！ 今回 延期は ｲﾔなんです！
代わりの ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｻｰを 連れてくるでもいい！
You can bring in a different producer!
なんなら 久しぶりに 私が 曲を作っても かまわないから！
I can make my own song for the first time in a while!!
い… いや～ 久々の新曲で 気持は わかるけど お通ちゃん…｡
Well, I understand your feelings about your first new song, Otsu-chan.
つんぽさんの代わりなんて いるわけないし…｡
But I don't have anyone who can take Tsunpo's place...
だいたい ｷﾐの曲は それまで あんまり売れて…｡
And your own songs never really sold, anyway...
Shut your face...
うるせえな…｡
Shut up and bring me Akimoto or Mackey...
[Note: Yasushi Akimoto and Mackey (Noriyuki Makihara) are Japanese songwriters and producers.]
じゃあ 黙って 秋元でも ﾏｯｷｰでも 連れてこいよ｡
だいたい お前 やる気 ねえんじゃねえの？
Anyway, do you even want to do this?
ﾘｱﾙな話 いったい いつになったら➡
Realistically speaking, when am I going to get an album,
私の ｱﾙﾊﾞﾑとか ｶﾗｵｹ配信とか 形に なんだよ？
or a karaoke release? I've been waiting all this time...
ずっと 待ってんだよ こっちは｡ あん!?
Huh?!
お… お通ちゃん… どうしたの？
O-Otsu-chan, what's wrong?
あっ！ やだ～！
Oh my. I lost my temper, tanuki balls.
私ったら 取り乱しちゃっ たんたんﾀﾇｷのきんたま～！
(お通)じゃあ 失礼します｡
Well, excuse me.
あぁっ！ あんな子に育てた覚えは ないのに～！
I don't remember raising her to be like that.
ﾎﾞ… ﾎﾞｸなら 大丈夫っすよ➡
I-I'm all right, Mrs. Terakado.
おかあさん…｡ あっ そう｡
Is that so?
＜新曲発売を 延期するかどうか➡
[Q: Are you going to wait for Tsunpo-san?]
Our staff asked Otsu what she thought
お通に ｽﾀｯﾌが 質問してみた＞
about postponing the release of her new song.
自分で なんとかします！
I'll manage by myself!!
《お通:私だって ﾐｭｰｼﾞｼｬﾝの端くれなんです｡
I'm still somewhat of a musician.
つんぽさんに 曲を 作ってもらうようになる前は➡
I wrote my own songs before Tsunpo-san became my songwriter,
自分で 作ってたんだから｡
I should be able to make an amazing song that's as good as his.
負けない すごい曲を 作れるはずです！》
＜ そして…＞
Then...
[Three Hours Later]
書けな～い！
I can't write anything!!
なんで？ 軽く 小金を稼いだからかしら？
Why? Is it because I made some money?
それとも 具体的な目標が ないから？
Or is it because I don't have a clear goal?
Is it because I lack concentration?
集中力が 足りないから？ 小腹が 空いてるから？
Is it because I'm hungry?
Is it because I can't remember what I ate yesterday?
昨日 なに 食べたか 思い出せないから？
Is it because I haven't been in an episode in a while and I can't remember the last time I was in one?
久々の出番で この前 いつ出たか 思い出せないから？
それとも… 才能が 枯れちゃったのかな…｡
Or is it because...my talent's dried up?
No! No!
違う違う！ 才能うんぬんの問題じゃない！
This isn't a matter of talent!!
傑作ってのは 得てして 産みの苦しみが あるものなのよ!!
Masterpieces are difficult to create!!
《こうなったら…！》
In that case...
[Q: Why are you suddenly going on a trip?]
《現状に 甘えていたんだと思います｡
I was spoiled by my situation.
きっと…｡
I have to go to a place where no one
自分のことを 知っている人が 誰も いない所に行って➡
knows who I am, reexamine myself,
そこで 自分を見つめ直して➡
忘れていた感情を 取り戻せれば…｡
and get back the feelings I lost.
あの 中田も やっていたという 自分探しの旅を 私も…》
Nakata went on a trip to find himself.
[Note: Hide Nakata is a Japanese soccer player.]
I must do that, too...
はぁ～ 極楽 極楽…｡
Ah... This is heaven...
[Q: Is your song done yet?]
(お通)ﾀﾞﾒ～！ こんなんじゃ ﾀﾞﾒ～!!
No! I can't be doing this!
You can't!
＜ しかし…＞
But...
♪♪(ﾆｾ春菜)｢久しぶりね｣
Long time no see, Dynamite Otsu...
♪♪｢ﾀﾞｲﾅﾏｲﾄ お通｣
♪♪｢えぇ あなたも 鬼子母神 春菜｣
Yes, same here, The Demoness Haruna...
[Wild Pro Wrestling]
♪♪｢何年ぶりかしら｣
How many years has it been since out last fight?
♪♪｢最後の ｺﾞｰﾌｧｲﾄから｣
♪♪｢目を閉じれば 思い出す｣
If I close my eyes, I remember my memories with you...
♪♪｢あなたとの ﾒﾓﾘｰ｣
＜地球に戻っても お通は➡
[A touching and randomly cast...]
[Big Success Story]
[The Tsu Terakado Story - The Musical] [Note: Japanese pop stars often make their success story into a musical.]
When Otsu returned to Earth, she was...
その 多忙なｽｹｼﾞｭｰﾙにより➡
...unable to make the time to write a new song because of her busy schedule.
簡単には 作曲に用いる時間は 作れなかった…＞
Friendship! Dynamite!
♪♪｢友情 ﾀﾞｲﾅﾏｲﾄ｣
Friendship! The Demoness Haruna!
♪♪｢友情 鬼子母神｣
♪♪(２人)｢それは 友情｣
It's friendship! The two letters that spell friendship...
[Note: Friendship in Japanese is "友情." (yuujou)]
♪♪(２人)｢友情という ２文字が あった｣
♪♪(２人)｢ﾃﾞｭﾜ｣
Duwa!!
(歓声と拍手)
[Q: Can you complete your song?]
[Slightly Feverish Continent]
Please come in.
よろしく お願いしま～す！
Please come in.
お願いしま～す！
本日 私 寺門 通ﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｽの➡
Today, I'm opening Tsu Terakado Productions' new Japanese restaurant.
新しい和食店が ｵｰﾌﾟﾝしました～！
皆さん よろしく お願いしま～す！
Everyone, please come in.
Her new song was to be released the next day…
＜新曲発表は いよいよ 明日となったが➡
Please come and eat here!
Right now, we have foie gras at 30,000 yen!
お通の 多忙な日々は続いた＞
But Otsu's busy days continued.
[Q: It doesn't look like people are impressed with the restaurant…]
そりゃ そうでしょう｡
Well, of course. I don't feel like eating there.
食べにいく気 しませんよ｡
[Simple Dishes Fukinoto Corn Poop]
Not at a place with a name like that…
あんな名前の 店にはね～｡
食べられるか どうか？
[Q: What do you think?]
I think it's important to know whether it's edible or not.
その見極めが 重要です｡
＜ この ひと月後には➡
Everyone, please come in.
Putting aside this campaign for a restaurant that closed after a month,
潰れてしまった 店のｷｬﾝﾍﾟｰﾝは さておき➡
Please come and eat here!
新曲発表への ﾀｲﾑﾘﾐｯﾄは 刻一刻と 迫っていた＞
the deadline for the release of her new song is…
Please come in.
Getting closer and closer.
(子供のはしゃぎ声)
Yeah! I'm gonna win!
待て待て～！
Wait!!
もう 間に合わないわ…｡
I can't make it… I really am no good.
やっぱり 私は ﾀﾞﾒなんだ…｡
I can't do anything by myself. I'm a manufactured pop idol.
しょせん 自分一人じゃ 何も できない➡
作られた ｱｲﾄﾞﾙだったんだ…｡
気づいたら 自分で 曲すら作れなく…｡
I couldn't even write a song by myself.
所詮… 今まで 私が あがいてきたことなんて➡
In the end, all my struggles were in vain.
ﾑﾀﾞだったんだ｡
そうよ 明日 みんなの前で 謝っちゃえばいいんだ…｡
Yes. Tomorrow, I'm going to apologize in front of everyone.
そんなことだろうと思ったわ｡
I thought that was the case.
(お通)お… お母ちゃん！
M-Mom!
私だけじゃないわよ｡
It's not just me.
♪♪～
み… みんな… なんで？
E-Everyone… Why?
どうせ あなたのこと…｡
I know you.
１人で 意地はって 全部 しょいこんじゃってたんでしょ｡
You got stubborn and tried to handle everything by yourself, didn't you?
(お通)お母ちゃん…｡
Mom…
Your mom asked me to bring over everyone you knew.
お母さんから頼まれて ゆかりのある人…➡
片っ端から連れてきました｡ (お通)鳥羽さん！
Toba-san!
まさか… 私が もう１回出てくるなんて➡
I'll bet no one expected me to show up again.
誰も 予想してなかったでしょうね｡
(お通)鬼子母神 春奈！
The Demoness Haruna!
お通ちゃんには 一日局長のとき 迷惑かけてしまったからな～｡
I caused you a lot of trouble when you were Chief for the day.
借りは返す税金泥棒！
I'm going to repay you, tax thief.
(お通)近藤さん！
Kondo-san!!
I was forced to come, but I want to see an Elephas namadicas's poop.
[Note: Elephas namadicus is a small prehistoric elephant.]
(土方)ｵﾚは ﾑﾘｸﾘ 連れてこられただけだけど➡
ﾅｳﾏﾝ象のうんこ 見てみたい｡ (お通)土方さん！
Hijikata-san!
(銀時)やっちゃったな～｡
Now I’ve done it…
また やっちゃったかも｡ まこっちゃん！
I've done it again…
Makoto-chan!
(神楽)うぅっ…｡
(お通)死体ちゃんも！
And Corpse-chan!!
あれ？ そういや隊長は？
Huh? Come to think of it, where's the Captain?
ﾎﾝﾄだ いねえな｡ ううっ!!
You're right. He's not here.
(母)１人で 意地をはって がんばるのも悪いことじゃないわ｡
It's not a bad thing to be stubborn and stick it out on your own.
でも あなたは ひとりじゃない｡
But you're not alone.
お通… みんな あなたのために 集まってくれたのよ｡
Otsu, everyone's gathered here for your sake.
あなたの力になるため…｡
In order to help you…
そう… 寺門 通は こんなにも 大勢の人に支えられてるのよ｡
Yes. Tsu Terakado is supported by all these people.
自信を持ちなさい｡ みんな あなたの味方よ！
Have confidence. Everyone supports you.
発表まで 時間は まだあります！
There's still time until the release!
力になるわよ！ 諦めるなんて➡
We'll help you!!
It's not like you to give up, Otsu-chan!!
お通ちゃんらしくないぜ！
Since you've come this far, you've got to do it.
ここまできたらよ…➡
やっちゃうしか ねえんじゃねえの？
みんな ありがとう｡
Everyone… Thank you. I'll give it a try…
私 やってみる｡
私 やるわ！ 絶対!!
I'll do it!!
I will!
絶対 最高の曲を作ってみせる！
I'll write an excellent song!!
よく言ったわ お通！
Well said, Otsu. Let's go and compose that song.
じゃあ さっそく 作曲にとりかかるわよ｡
会議室は ﾊﾞｯﾁﾘおさえてます｡
We've managed to secure a meeting room.
(母)じゃあ すぐにでも移動よ！ (お通)うん！
Then let's get over there right away!
Yeah!
[Later, that night]
♪♪～
["Otsu is composing a song. Keep out" - Mother]
I did it!!
(お通)できた～！
(お通)みんな 何時間も待たせてごめんね｡
Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting for hours.
おかげで 曲は ほぼ完成したんだけど➡
Thanks to you, I'm almost finished with my song.
実は… まだ ひとつ問題が…｡
Actually, there's still one problem left…
歌詞が どうも しっくりきてないの｡
The lyrics don’t feel right.
なんか ﾊﾟﾝﾁが弱いというか…｡
It kind of doesn't have much punch.
That's not true! These are good lyrics!
そんなことないよ！ いい詞だよ これ｡
｢怖くなんかないもん だって あなたがいるから｣
I'm not afraid. That's because you're here.
｢もう 覚悟は決めたよ｡ だから 引き返したりしない｣
I've made up my mind. So I'm not turning back.
(近藤)｢及び腰の偉い人 そんなのくそくらえ｣
To hell with those who act as if they're important.
｢だって 本気の悪ふざけ なれてくると危ない！｣
It's risky if you get too used to really nasty jokes.
｢さぁ 規制なんか振り払い どこまでもいこう｣
Now free yourself from control.
Go anywhere. Fly to an unseen new world.
｢見たこともない 新しい世界へ｣
｢放送ｺｰﾄﾞが なんぼのもんじゃい！ ﾌﾞﾚｰｷなんて 必要ねえ！｣
Who cares about broadcast regulations? You don't need brakes.
Who cares about broadcast regulations?
｢放送ｺｰﾄﾞが なんぼのもんじゃい！ いつも心に白装束｣ か…｡
My heart is always dressed in white.
[Note: White traditionally worn at funerals.]
(みんな)う～ん…｡
Hmm…
あっ わかっちゃったわ ｵﾚ… すごいの 思いついちゃったわ｡
Oh! I thought of something great.
This doesn't…
ﾊﾟﾝﾁが足りないんだよねぇ｡
…have any punch to it. So if you do this to it…
じゃ ここをこうして…｡
銀ちゃん 私も ｴｸﾞｲの思いついたね！
Gin-chan, I also thought of something cruel!
Hey! How could the two of you do that to Otsu-chan's lyrics?!
ちょっと～ ２人とも お通ちゃんの詞になんてことを！
そこは かわいく こうでしょ！ (土方)あっ ｵﾚも思いついたわ｡
Make that part cute like this!!
Oh! I also thought of something!
(近藤)あっ ずるい ﾄｼ！ じゃあ ｵﾚも思いついた！
Hey, that's not fair, Toshi! In that case, I also thought of something!
(春菜)私も ｱｲﾃﾞｱあるわ！
I also have an idea!!
Do you think it would sell better if we did this?
(鳥羽)こうすりゃ 売れるんじゃないすか？
No, if we do this…
(母)いや このほうが…｡
すごい…｡
Amazing…
みんなのｱｲﾃﾞｱが 私の歌詞に盛り込まれていく｡
Everyone's pouring their ideas into my song.
すごいわ｡ そうよ 欲しかったのは この勢いよ｡
This is amazing. Yes, this is the energy I wanted!
いけるわ…｡
This is good…
絶対に いけるわ！
This is definitely good!!
[Shibuya Kokaido]
[September 18 (New song announcement concert, Tamba black beans.)]
みんな～ 今日は来てくれて ありがとう きびうんこ～！
Everyone, thank you for coming today, corn poop!!
Corn poop!!
(客たち)とうきびうんこ～!!
色々あったけど とうとう完成しました｡
A lot happened, but I finally completed my new song…
私の新曲…｡
聴いてください！ ﾆｭｰｼﾝｸﾞﾙ…➡
Please listen to it!!
This is my new single!!
『放送ｺｰﾄﾞがなんぼのもんじゃい』｡
"Who Cares About Broadcasting Regulations"!
♪♪～
The thing I'm afraid of is…
[Bush].
[Note: Most of the [*bleep*] words are not allowed to be broadcasted on TV in Japan.]
That's because he's [insane].
The [methamphetamine] is working.
So I won't be able to [sleep] for three [days].
[Day laborers] with bad [backs]…
Those people, [f**k you]!!
I'm making jokes out of [madness]. I'm beginning to [see] [hallucinations].
Come on!!
[Trample] on the [eyes of the law].
[Go] anywhere. Fly to a [crazy] world…
♪♪～
Who cares about broadcasting regulations!
A thirty-minute discussion on [going commando]!!
Who cares about broadcasting regulations!
♪♪～
I don't [care] if I become [limp].
♪♪～
[I don't] care about [broadcasting regulations].
Am I not allowed to say [which planet]?
I don't [care about broadcasting regulations].
They're probably not going to air it.
♪♪～
[Censored]
死ぬときは みんな 道連れﾈｸﾛﾏﾝｻｰ｡
If I die, I'm taking you all with me, got that necromancer?!
[Tsu Terakado's New Single]
["Who Cares About Broadcasting Regulations"]
[Sale Discontinued]
＜次回の 『微熱大陸』は ｶﾘｽﾏﾎｰﾑﾚｽ ﾑｻｼっぽい人➡
[Slightly Feverish Continent]
On the next Slightly Feverish Continent,
we're featuring a charismatic, homeless, Musashi-like man.
His unrestrained and eccentric lifestyle gains the sympathy of today's youth.
そのﾌﾘｰﾀﾞﾑかつ ｴｷｾﾝﾄﾘｯｸな生き様で➡
現代の若者の共感を呼ぶ➡
We will be uncovering the secret to his marvelous cardboard collecting skills.
彼の驚異的な段ﾎﾞｰﾙ収集術の 秘密に迫る｡
[Slightly Feverish Continent]
次々回の 『微熱大陸』は 央国星皇子 ﾊﾀ｡
On the next, next Slightly Feverish Continent, we're featuring Prince Hata of Midland Star.
その動物だけに見せる博愛精神は 現代の若者の共感を呼…｡
His philanthropic spirit, which he only shows to animals,
gains the sympathy of today's…
そのまた次の 『微熱大陸』は ﾏﾑｼ｡
[Slightly Feverish Continent]
On the next Slightly Feverish Continent after that, we're featuring Viper.
ﾘｽﾄﾗされた彼の生き様は 現代の…＞
The lifestyle he leads after being downsized gains the sympathy of…
I'm not afraid.
That's because you're here.
I've made up my mind.
So I'm not turning back.
To hell with those who act as if they're important.
It's risky if you get too used to really nasty jokes.
Now free yourself from control.
Go anywhere.
Fly to an unseen new world.
Who cares about broadcast regulations?
You don't need brakes.
Who cares about broadcast regulations?
My heart is always dressed in white.
If I die, I'm taking you all with me, got that necromancer?!
[Third Year, Group Z Ginpachi-sensei]
Third Year, Group Z…
Ginpachi-sensei!
《九兵衛:これ入らなかったら… ﾎﾞｸ 死ぬ》
If this doesn't go in, I'll die.
《いや これ入れたら復活》
No, if this goes in, I'll be revived.
《これ入れたら 復活するﾁｬﾝｽを もう１回得られる｡
If this goes in, I'll get another chance to revive myself.
No, that was a joke. This is for real.
違う さっきのｳｿ これﾎﾝﾄ｡
Actually, this one is the real one.
実は ﾎﾝﾄのﾎﾝﾄは こっち｡
今の練習｡
That was just for practice.
これ入れたら 今までの全部ﾁｬﾗ｡
If this one goes in, all those other ones are nullified.
No, this is my last chance. If I miss this one, I'll go to hell.
いや これ最後のﾁｬﾝｽ ﾎﾝﾄ これ外したら地獄に落ちる》
ふん くだらぬ…｡
How silly…
[Third Year, Group Z Ginpachi-sensei]
Third Year, Group Z…
Ginpachi-sensei!
Alien 1 and 2 were great, but 3 was horrible.
Also, Terminator 2 was also good. I cried when Schwa-chan was sinking.
[Note: Schwa-chan is Japanese nickname for Arnold Schwarzenegger.]
I don't remember 3, though.
Anyway, we've reached the middle of the third year of the GinTama anime.
Sensei, don't start us off by making us look bad.
Anyway, this world is structured in a way that the 3rd one always fails.
“You can only get carried away until 2.”
This is going to appear on the test. Take notes.
Sensei, Home Alone 2 was horrible! How do you explain that?!
Macaulay Culkin-kun got carried away in 2 as if it were 3.
He acted like “I'm Macaulay. So what?”
“What do you think? My face is sickening, isn't it?”
When child actors get carried away, sometimes number 2 gets turned into a 3.
This will be on the test. Don't be tricked.
Wait!! Then what about Dragon Quest 3?
I thought 3 was a masterpiece.
In 3, Ortega was like, “I fell into a volcano. So what?”
(銀時)『ｴｲﾘｱﾝ』って １と２は最高だけど➡
“What do you think? I showed up, didn't I?” It's been upgraded to 4. It's not 3.
３は微妙だったな あれ｡
あと 『ﾀｰﾐﾈｰﾀｰ２』も よかったな 泣いたもん｡
Sensei, Ortega isn't a child actor. He's an old man.
ｼｭﾜちゃんが沈んでいくとき｡ ３は覚えてねえけど｡
From Zoman’s point of view, Baramos and Ortega are child actors.
[Note: Ortega, Zoman, Baranis are all characters from Dragon Quest.]
ﾊｲ ということで ｱﾆﾒ 『銀魂』３年目も➡
Hijikata, why don't you advance a year and become a fourth year student?
ようやく 折り返しまできました｡
Okay!!
(神楽)先生 いきなり ｲﾔなﾌﾘから入らないでください｡
I'm going home to watch Karate Kid, Part III.
[The End]
大体 世の中のことはな➡
[Preview]
This is terrible! In this episode, we'll be entering the final chapter of GinTama!
３で失敗するように なっているんだ｡
｢調子にのるのも２まで｣ ここﾃｽﾄに出るぞ ﾒﾓっとけ！
What?!
GinTama is ending?!
But didn't we just say we were in the middle of the third year?
先生！ 『ﾎｰﾑｱﾛｰﾝ』は ２から すでに微妙です｡
Anyway, it means you should keep watching from now until the end!!
この事実を いったい どう説明するつもりですか!?
あれは ﾏｺｰﾚ･ｶﾙ…君が２なのに ３なみに調子にのってただろ｡
[GinTama, the Anime]
ﾏｺｰﾚですけど何か？ 的な どや？ 顔が鼻についたろ｡
[Entering… Its final chapter!]
子役が調子にのると ２が３に繰り上がることがある｡
ここ ﾃｽﾄでひっかからないように｡
待てよ！ じゃあ ｢ﾄﾞﾗｸｴ３｣は なんなんだ？
ｵﾚにとって ３は最高傑作だぜ｡
３は ｵﾙﾃｶﾞが 火山に落ちましたけど何か？
的な どや？ 顔で出てきたろ ４に繰り上がってんだよ｡
３じゃねえんだよ！
先生 ｵﾙﾃｶﾞが子役じゃないです ｵｯｻﾝです｡
ｿﾞｰﾏにとっては ﾊﾞﾗﾓｽもｵﾙﾃｶﾞも子役だ｡
土方 １年繰り上がって ４年生やってろ｡
(土方)はい！ 帰って 『ﾍﾞｽﾄｷｯﾄﾞ３』観よう｡