《銀時:｢ｳﾎｯ｣だけで長くね？》
(天知)ｳﾎｯ｡
Uho.
Wasn't that shot sorta long for just "Uho"?
[SHUEISHA]
(編集長)大藤！
Daitooo!
ﾃﾒｴ この下ﾈﾀ 使えるわけねえだろうが！
Hey, you! There's no way I can approve a dirty story idea like this!
ﾈﾀに詰まったからって 下ﾈﾀで ごまかそうとすんじゃねえ！
You can't jump into the gutter just because you ran out of decent ideas!
何これ？ なに 下ﾈﾀが売りです みたいな芸風な漫画にして➡
What're you tryin' to pull?!
What? You're trying to use smut to cover up a bad story, aren't you?
そのへんの感じ ごまかそうとしてんだ？
ﾊﾞﾚﾊﾞﾚなんだよ 限界きてんのが 底の浅さが！
But I can easily see you've reached the limit of your abilities! You've got no depth at all!
頼むよ ﾎﾝﾄ 大藤君よ｡
Daito, please!
ｲﾗｲﾗさせないでくれよ これ以上 ｵﾚを はげ散らかさないでくれよ｡
Please don't frustrate me.
ｾﾝﾀｰわけって言い張るのも さすがに 最近➡
My hair is falling out because of you!
限界 突破しちゃったんじゃねえか！
I can't tell people I part my hair in the middle anymore! You hear me?!
えぇ おい！ 見てみろ かつての担当 小西を｡
Look over there!
That's Konishi, who was doing your job before!
今や 超人気漫画 『ONE PARK』の 担当の敏腕編集！
He became an efficient editor, and is now in charge of the mega-hit manga, "One Park"!
ｱｲﾂが担当して頃は 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』も 押しも押されぬ ﾊﾞﾄﾙ漫画として➡
When he was in charge,
"Gintaman" was a well-known battle manga and it laid the foundations for JUMP.
｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣の屋台骨を 支えていたのに！
(小西)ﾌｯ｡
But look at you! Who the hell are you?
それに引き替え お前 何それ？ 何あれ！
図体ばっかでかくて こういうﾔﾂにかぎって➡
You're just some big guy, but people like you usually have small peckers.
ﾁﾝｺのほうは…｡
お前 なんで ﾁﾝｺもでけぇんだよ｡
But you have a big pecker! Even that pisses me off!
そういうところも むかつくんだよ！
いいか！ 次回のｱﾝｹｰﾄが➡
Listen! If your next survey scores the lowest, like this time,
また 今回のような 最悪の結果であれば！
大藤 ﾃﾒｴも 担当漫画 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』と一緒に➡
Daito, you and your services on "Gintaman" will...
｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣から消えてもらう！ (大藤)あぁ！
...no longer be needed for JUMP!
《大藤:なんで こんなことに なってしまったんだろう｡
How did things get like this?
なんで こんな目に あわなきゃいけないんだろう｡
Why do I have to languish like this?
せっかく 大人気 女子ｱﾒﾌﾄ漫画 『πｼｰﾙﾄﾞ』の担当してたのに…｡
I used to be in charge of a manga about girls who played American football, called "Paishield." That was a big hit.
むらら先生なら 締め切りの３日前には➡
Murara Sensei always gave me his manuscripts three days before the deadline,
何も言わずに 原稿があがってて➡
even though I didn't ask.
読者ｱﾝｹｰﾄでも いつも上位をとれていたのに…｡
I had always scored high in reader surveys.
I won't let you do that!
それが 何の因果か 担当を変えさせられて➡
But then for some reason, I was switched to another manga.
こんなｲﾓくさい漫画の制作に 携わっている｡
And now, I'm working on small-time manga like this.
自分でも わからなかった｡
I didn't know what was wrong.
わかりたくもなかった》
I didn't want to know what had happened to me.
Aw crap, "Gintaman" is still in this week's issue.
おいおい 今週も まだ載ってるよ 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』｡
いい加減にしてくれよ もう完全に ﾋﾟｰｸ過ぎたっていうのに｡
I can't believe it. It's jumped the shark.
ﾏｼﾞ 編集 何考えてんだよ｡
I wonder what the editor is thinking.
いや もう これﾑﾘ どう てこ入れしてもﾑﾘ｡
No way. Even if they put some effort into it, it's hopeless.
すっかり ﾆｬｶﾞｰさんの前が 定位置になっちゃったじゃねえか｡
It's always in the lineup before "Nyaga-san."
これ以上 ｵﾚの ｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣を 汚さないでくれ｡
Man, I sure hate seeing JUMP slide like this.
ｵﾚのｱﾄﾞﾊﾞｲｽで 一時期は➡
While I was an advisor for "Gintaman," I made it a great battle manga that was a pillar of JUMP.
｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣を支える ﾊﾞﾄﾙ漫画になったっていうのに➡
落ちぶれたもんだな｡ えっ!?
But it's really lost its edge.
あ あの…｡ あ？
Um...
Huh?
詳しく お話を 聞かせてもらえませんか？
Could I ask you a few questions?
そうか 今 ｱﾝﾀがやってんだ 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』の担当｡
I see. Now you're in charge of "Gintaman."
ｻﾌﾞｶﾙ気取りの ﾁﾋﾞｯｺ編集者はどうした？
What happened to that guy I called Shorty who thought he was an otaku.
(大藤)小西さんなら 『ONE PARK』担当してます｡
You mean Konishi.
He's in charge of "One Park."
へぇ ｱｲﾂがねぇ｡
Wow, he is?
随分と出世したもんだな｡
It sounds like he's really risen in life.
あの頃は ｸﾋﾞになるとか言って ﾋﾞｸついてやがったのによ｡
I remember he was always worried about getting fired back then.
《小西さんを ﾁﾋﾞｯｺ編集者 呼ばわりするなんて この人…｡
He treated Konishi like a rookie editor?!
あのｳｻﾜは本当だったんだ｡ 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』大ﾌﾞﾚｲｸの影に➡
It means the rumor that someone else was the real engineer behind the success of Gintaman was correct.
真の立て役者がいた というのは…》
お願いします！ どうか ﾎﾞｸに力を貸してください！
I'm not worthy! Please help me!
["Before Worrying about the Earth, Think About the Even More Endangered Future of 'Gintaman'"]
あっ！ 気安く呼び出さないでほしいな｡
You can't just call and expect me to come anymore.
小西さん わざわざ お呼び立てして すみません｡
Konishi! I'm sorry, but thank you for coming.
ﾎﾝﾄ ｵﾚ 『ONE PARK』の担当になってから➡
You should be thankful! I hardly have any time since I started working on "One Park."
忙しいんだから 気 遣ってくれよな｡
You should know that.
打ち合わせとか 合ｺﾝとか 合ｺﾝとか 合ｺﾝとかさ｡
All these meetings, parties, dating parties and more dating parties.
《大藤:合ｺﾝのほうが 多いじゃねえか》
Mainly dating parties.
(小西)ｵﾚ もう 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』みたいな 下々の漫画は卒業したんだよねぇ｡
I've moved on from "Gintaman" - that's a manga for the masses.
ほら 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』って ｺﾐｯｸ初版 何ﾐﾘｵﾝいってんの？
Can you tell me how many millions of magazines "Gintaman" sold in its first edition?
あん？ 言ってみ｡ ﾐ… ﾐﾘｵﾝって➡
Can you? Tell me!
M-Millions? Not thousands or...?
単位 100万ですか？ (小西)そう 最低でも➡
No. It's at least two million, like One Park!
『ONE PARK』みたいに 200万部はいってないとさ｡
0.… ﾐﾘｵﾝです｡
More like...ze-zero point million.
Uho.
(小石)どうも お招きにあずかり…｡ ややっ！
Thanks for inviting me.
Koishi Sensei! I'm glad you could come!
(大藤)小石先生！ 先生も来てくれたんですね!!
(小石)いや～ お久しぶりです｡ えっ!? なんで？
Hey. Long time, no see!
What?!
What's he doing here?
なんで来てるの？ ｺｲﾂ！ (大藤)えっと… それはですね…｡
Well...
Yo!
ﾁｮﾘｰｯｽ！ ｱ… ｱﾝﾀ!?
Y-You are?
Gintoki! Now that you're here, anything is possible.
(大藤)銀時さん！ あなたが来てくれたら 百人力だ｡
ふわ～ぁ！
I owed you one, so showing up was the least I could do for you.
一応 あそこまでされたんで 来るには来てみたけどな｡
(大藤)これで 全員 揃いましたね｡
So everybody's here.
よう！ 久しぶりだな ﾁﾋﾞｯｺ編集者君｡
Hey, Shorty! Long time no see.
え～っと… どちらでしたっけ？
Well...Who are you?
あぁ!? 何 言ってんだ？ お前！ ｵﾚの顔を忘れたとは言わせねえぜ｡
What are you talking about? Don't tell me you've forgotten my face.
ほら 言ってみろ｡ どんだけ～ って！
Say "Dondake?!"
(大藤)ってことで ここのところ 人気の落ちている『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』ですが➡
As you know, "Gintaman" has been losing its popularity lately.
どうか 皆さんのお力をお借りして 立て直していきたいと思ってます｡
So I'd like to ask for your help in boosting it back up.
I'd appreciate your support.
どうか よろしくお願いします！ (天知)ｳﾎｯ！
Uho!
だけどね 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』は もう ﾊﾞﾄﾙ やりつくして➡
But "Gintaman" ran out of battles, it's past its peak.
ﾋﾟｰｸすぎてる漫画なわけよ｡ 延命は ﾑﾘだと思うけどね｡
I don't think an extension is possible.
いや だから ｱﾝﾀが 『ﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝﾎﾞｰｽﾞ』もどきの➡
You say that, but you the one who turned it into a battle manga on a par with "Dragon Bose!"
ﾊﾞﾄﾙ漫画にしたんでしょうが！ いいか!?
Listen! The manga in JUMP all turn battle manga before they end! That's destiny!
｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣漫画は ほとんどが ﾊﾞﾄﾙ漫画になって➡
終わっていくのが 宿命なんだよ！ なってないものもあるじゃない！
But it's not always like that!
いや だから それは 設定的に ﾑﾘなものとか！
Well, it depends on the story.
Hey, please calm down, you two.
まぁ まぁ… お二人とも そう熱くならずに｡
ん!? ｱﾝﾀ 誰？
Who are you?
こちら 『ﾒｿﾞﾝ･ﾄﾞ･ｷﾞﾝｷﾞﾝ』の作者で➡
This is Koishi Sensei. He wrote and illustrated "Maison de Gin-Gin" and now works on "Asokomarudashi."
今は 『あそこまるだしっ』を 連載している 小石先生｡
あぁ ｱﾝﾀが 実家に帰って ﾚｼﾞ打ち やってたとかいう…｡
I see. I heard you worked as a cashier in your hometown for a while.
Anyway, what are you doing here?
で… 今日は なんで？ ｱﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ！
You know, I'm a revival man, so I thought he needed someone like me to revive "Gintaman"!
いや～ 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』の人気復活には➡
この復活のｽﾍﾟｼｬﾘｽﾄの ﾎﾞｸの意見が必要かと思ってね｡
(小石)帰る…｡ (大藤)待ってください 小石先生！
I'm outta here.
Oh, no! Please wait, Koishi Sensei!
Uho!
(天知)ｳﾎｯ！ おい！ 冗談だって｡
Hey, I was just kidding. I really liked your manga!
おもしろかったよ ｱﾝﾀの漫画！
あのﾚﾎﾟｰﾄ漫画のほう｡
Especially that report manga!
(大藤)おい！ よけいなこと 言うんじゃねえよ!!
Hey, don't mention that one!
So...
(大藤)とりあえず…｡ (みんな)乾杯！
Cheers!
では 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』の今後を考える会を 始めさせていただきます｡
Well, I'm kicking off our meeting about "Gintaman's" future.
何か 意見のある方は？
Does anyone have any ideas?
だからさ 焼き鳥の串をほぐすの やめろっつうの！
I said, stop taking pieces of chicken off the skewer!
But you can't taste the real yakitori without the skewer. Understand?
Um... Any ideas?
(大藤)あの 意見を…｡ (小石)社会人としてのﾏﾅｰじゃ…｡
Nah, this is how you enjoy yakitori!
けどな 焼き鳥は 串で食うから うまいわけでしょ｡
I think everyone want to try all kinds of food.
(小石)でも みんな いろんなのを食べたいんじゃ…｡
I don't need that kind of advice!
Ideas?
(大藤)意見…｡ いらない優しさだね そりゃ｡
(小石)串から はずしたって はずさなくったって➡
Yakitori is yakitori whether it's on skewer or not.
焼き鳥は焼き鳥でしょ！ (小西)それで 食ったら お前…➡
What if yakitori came in a tube.
Then it wouldn't be yakitori anymore, would it? Tube! Tube! Tube!
ﾁｭｰﾌﾞで食ったら同じじゃねえかよ｡ (大藤)ﾁｭｰﾌﾞじゃねえ！ 会議!!
Stop talking about the tube! Focus on the meeting!
で… 何を話せばいいの？
So, what should we talk about first?
まず 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』の問題点は何か と いうところから➡
Let's first talk about what the issue is with "Gintaman."
考えたいと思います｡ なるほど！
All right.
そりゃ やっぱり ｼﾓﾈﾀが多いってことだね｡
There's no question that "Gintaman" has too much dirty language.
あと 絵が雑！ ｳﾎｯ…｡
And the illustrations are crude!
Uho...
Well, those are just basic issues. How can I explain it?
いや だから そういう 根本的なことではなく…｡
なんて言えばいいのかな…｡
In a word, what is "Gintaman" lacking?
つまり 今の『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』に 足りないのは➡
何か ってことじゃねえのか？ そう それ！
That's it!
そりゃ あれでしょ なんたって 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』に足りないのは➡
I know the answer. What "Gintaman" doesn't have is...
お色気でしょ｡ お色気!?
...sex!
Sex?
The women in "Gintaman" are all violent characters.
『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』に出てくる女性は ﾊﾞｲｵﾚﾝｽなｷｬﾗばっかりだからね｡
(小石)ｷﾞﾝﾀさんが小さくなって 胸の間に ﾁｭﾁｭｰって➡
Ginta shrinks and jumps right between her giant boobs.
滑りこむような女性ｷｬﾗが 必要なんじゃないっすかね？
So it needs another character, some sexy woman.
Ah ha! "Gintaman" didn't have the ingredients for a heroine! That's it!
なるほど！ そうか… 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』には ﾋﾛｲﾝ成分が足りなかったのか｡
ｳﾎｯ！ よ～し！
Uho!
All right, let's figure out the details of this heroine.
こうなりゃ あとは どんなﾋﾛｲﾝに するかっつう ﾃﾞｨﾃｰﾙだけだな｡
Uho!
(天知)ｳﾎｯ！ おっ！ 何か ｱｲﾃﾞｨｱ あるのか？
You got any ideas?
(天知)ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ ｳﾎｯ！
Uho uho....
(２人)う～ん…｡ さすがだ｡
Great!
What did he say? Please translate for me.
おい！ なんて 言ったんだ？ ｵﾚにも訳してくれよ｡
巨乳がいいそうです｡ おい!!
He said, giant boobs!
Hey! Why did it take him so long just to say that?
このｺﾞﾘﾗ どんだけ くだらねえこと 長々 語ってたんだよ!!
And the heroine is Gintaman's childhood friend.
まぁ でも ﾋﾛｲﾝは幼なじみ｡ これは はずせないでしょ？
We need to have this kind of traditional setting.
ﾎﾞｸは雪国出身の色白な子がいいな｡
I like a fair-skinned girl from the snow country.
『πｼｰﾙﾄﾞ』にならって ｽﾎﾟｰﾂ少女とかは？
How about a sporty girl, just like "Paishield"?
ﾊﾞｽｹ部とかで ﾉｰｽﾘｰﾌﾞの子とか ｴﾛくないっすか？
She belongs to the basketball club, and she wears sleeveless shirts!
Does that sound sexy or what?
はぁ… ｵﾒｴは そんなｱｲﾃﾞｨｱしか 言えねえからﾐﾘｵﾝいかねえんだよ｡
That's why you can't sell a million magazines.
(大藤)おい ﾃﾒｴ… いいかげんにしろよ！
Give it a rest, you idiot!
偉そうにしてっけどな 偉いのは ｵﾒｴじゃなくて➡
You talk like you're a big man, but the real big man is Yoda Sensei! Not you!
与田先生なんだからな！ なんだと!?
What?!
Hey, hey. Calm down, both of you!
ややっ！ ２人とも落ち着いて｡
(言い争う声)
How about a girl who speaks with a Hakata accent?
Well, do you have any good ideas?
おい どうよ？ なんか使えそうな意見あるか？
Uho?
ｳﾎｯ？ ｳ… ｳﾎｰ｡
(いびき)
Ginta! Ginta!
((未華子:ｷﾞﾝﾀ！ ｷﾞﾝﾀ！
Hey, Ginta!
ｷﾞﾝﾀったら～！
もう！ まだ寝てるの？ えいっ！
He's still sleeping?!
(未華子)起きろ～！ (ｷﾞﾝﾀくん)うわぁ!?
Wake up!
Ow!
Hey, you!
な… なんだよ お前はよ！
(未華子)なんやとは なんや！
What do you mean, "hey you"?
I came in here ta wake ya up!
せっかく 起こしに来てやったとに！
I'm saying: Don't come into my room without asking!
もう！ お前 勝手に 入ってくんなよ！
Whatevs. You'll be late fer school if ya don't hurry!
何言っとうと！ はよせんと遅刻よ 遅刻！
It's not time yet!
ﾌﾜｧ～ いいんだよ まだ｡
なんば言うとか！ はよ起きんね!!
Whateva!
Get up!
ﾊｯﾊｯ… ﾊｯｸｼｮﾝ！
This is Mikako Nakajima.
(ｷﾞﾝﾀくん)ｺｲﾂは 中島 未華子｡
隣に住んでて ｵﾚに 何かとﾁｮｯｶｲを出してくるﾔﾂだ｡
She lives next door and she's always poking her nose in my business.
[This window is for you]
♪♪～
Hurry, hurry! If we're late for school, it'll be yer fault!
早く 早く！ ｷﾞﾝﾀのせいで遅刻ば すると!!
Ginta, can I ask ya a favor?
ねぇ ｷﾞﾝﾀ １つ お願いしてもよかと？
(ｷﾞﾝﾀくん)何だよ？
What's that?
Can ya come and watch my basketball game today?
今日のﾊﾞｽｹの試合 見に来てくれん？
(未華子)ﾀﾞﾒ？ ﾋﾏだったらな｡
Can you?
If I have time.
Really?!
ﾎﾝﾄ？ 嬉しか～！
I'm so happy!
(ｷﾞﾝﾀくん)あっ ﾊﾞｶ！ よせ！ 危ねぇだろ!? 離せよ！
Hey, stop it! It's dangerous! Sit back!
(歓声)
(ﾎｲｯｽﾙ)
(歓声)
We don't have much time left.
(女子生徒)もう時間がないわ…｡
We made it to the finals, but...
(女子生徒) せっかく決勝まで来れたのに…｡
This is it.
(女子生徒)ここまでか…｡ みんな！ あきらめたらいかんよ!!
All of you, let's not give up!
We never give up! Let's play our best!
(未華子)最後まで あきらめんと ﾍﾞｽﾄば つくそう!!
(みんな)うん！
All right!
♪♪～
(ﾎｲｯｽﾙ)
(歓声)
Wow! Great! Mikako! We did it!
やった！))
♪♪～
《ｷﾞﾝﾀくん！》
Ginta.
Uho...
ｳﾎﾎ！
…って 終われるか～!!
What! Is that all?!
おい ｸｿｺﾞﾘﾗ！ なんつう気持悪い Ａﾊﾟｰﾄの終わらせ方しやがるんだ！
Hey, stupid gorilla!
Part 1 had a terrible ending! I didn't understand it at all!
意味わかんねえよ！ こんなんでＣＭいけるか!?
That's not a good way to head into the commercials!
つうか お前ら さっきの見たか？
Uho.
Did everyone see that? The story is too cliche!
ﾍﾞﾀすぎんだよ 設定が！
We're gonna need something a lot better than that to make it great!
もっとﾋﾈらねえと 話にならねえんだよ!!
Well, how about putting a handwarmer on her chest?
(小西)ああ じゃあ 胸の間に ｶｲﾛを挟んでるとか？
雪国から離れろ ｵﾒｴは！
Forget about the snow country!
Yes! How about twins?
はい！ いっそ 双子なんか どうです？
いや 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』には すでに 双子の巫女姉妹➡
But "Gintaman" already had twins who were mediums.
ｲﾊﾟとﾈﾏが 出ていますからね｡
Their names were Ipa and Nema.
じゃあ いっそ48つ子とかに しちゃえばいいんだよ！
So, what about a set of 48 sisters?
48!? ｲﾝﾊﾟｸﾄが大事なの！
48?
Uho?!
It's very important to have an impact!
秋元も やってんだろ！ 大丈夫だよ！
Akimoto always does it and it works for him!
うまくいきゃ 紅白もいける！ 趣旨 変わってますよ｡
You're straying off the subject.
いいんだよ！ ほら！ お前らも ｲﾝﾊﾟｸﾄあるｱｲﾃﾞｨｱ出せ!!
I don't care! You guys, I want to hear more ideas with impact.
じゃあ 実は 子持ちのﾊﾞﾂｲﾁだったとか｡
How about that heroine who is a divorcee with one kid?
いいね～！
That's good!
I get really excited about female dentists.
ﾎﾞｸ 女性の歯医者さんに そそられます｡ いいね～！
I love it!
She cooks fish and is a real family girl.
今どき 魚がさばける 家庭的な子とか？ いいね～！
Sounds great!
(小西)ﾓﾉﾏﾈが うまい！ いいね～！
She's good at mimicking voices.
Wonderful!
She can't hold her liquor!
(大藤)お酒が弱い！ いいね～！
Awesome!
Her dream is to be a bride!
(小石)夢は お嫁さん！ いいね～！
Cool!
She looks pretty!
(小西)なんか それっぽい！ いいね～！
Great!
A bus driver!
Swell!
ﾌﾟﾊｰｯ！ いやぁ 飲んだ！ 今日は 食ったわ！ ﾋｯｸ！
Wow! I'm stuffed to the gills!
We beat these ideas to death! "Gintaman" will be secure! Right, Amachi?
死ぬほど ｱｲﾃﾞｨｱも出したし➡
これで 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』も安泰だな！
なあ 天地？ ｳ… ｳﾎ｡
U...ho...
But to sell a million copies, it'll all depends on how you put it all together.
あとは お前が どうまとめるかで ﾐﾘｵﾝだ… ｹﾞﾌﾞｯ！
大丈夫っすよ… 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』には 天人って設定あるから…｡
No problem. Because there's a character called Amanto.
(小石)そっかぁ！ 困ったら➡
I see. If you get stuck, that's a good excuse to use Amanto!
そんな宇宙人でした って ことにすりゃいいんだ～！
(笑い声)
Then we're going home!
ほんじゃ あとは よろしくな｡
Good luck, Amachi Sensei.
頼みましたよ 天地先生！
Okay, let's go somewhere else!
おっしゃ～ ２軒目行くぞ！ (小石)ｷｬﾊﾞｸﾗだ～！
Let's go to a cabaret club!
Great idea!
(銀時たち)いいね いいね！
♪♪～
[Odd Jobs Office]
Boss! I need to get paid! When can I get my paycheck?
(ｸﾞﾗ子)社長 いいかげん 給料 払ってほしいｱﾙ！
いつになったら お金もらえるｱﾙか!?
(ぱっつぁん)どんだけ～!? (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)うるせえなぁ もう｡
Dondake!
Be quiet.
My stomach and my back will be one and the same soon!
このままじゃ お腹と背中が くっついてしまうｱﾙよ！
はぁ… ｺﾗｰｯ 給料 払え～！
Come on! Pay up! Feed me!
ﾒｼ 食わせろｱﾙ！ どんだけ～!?
Dondake!
Okay, okay.
わかった わかったよ｡
You can take anything here to a pawnshop.
なんか そこらのもん 質屋にでも持っていけば…｡
うおっ!!
What's with all this junk!
何これ ｶﾞﾗｸﾀばっかりｱﾙ！ こんなんじゃ➡
Even if I take these to the flea market, nobody will buy them.
ﾌﾘﾏに持ってっても売れないｱﾙ！ どんだけ～!?
Dondake!
あっ これは…｡
This is...
ｵﾚのｶﾞｷの頃のｱﾙﾊﾞﾑじゃねえか｡
...my childhood photo album!
あっ ｺｲﾂ！ 隣に住んでた 中島 未華子！
Oh! That's...
Mikako Nakajima. She lived next door.
今は きれいに なってんのかなぁ…！
I bet she's a beautiful woman now.
♪♪～
[My best childhood friend.]
[MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
ｴﾍ ﾍﾍﾍﾍ…！
(鼻歌)
You love sweets, don't you boss?
(ｸﾞﾗ子)ほんと社長 甘いもん好きｱﾙね｡
そんな甘いもんばっか 食べてると 虫歯になっても➡
Your teeth are gonna rot if you keep eating that stuff.
知らないｱﾙよ｡ どんだけ～!?
Dondake!
Shut up! Leave me alone.
うるさいって～の！ ほっとけって！
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ｲﾀｰｲ 歯にしみる～！
Ouch! My tooth hurts!
See, I told you. I heard a new dentist just opened up nearby.
(ｸﾞﾗ子)ほら やっぱりｱﾙ！
最近 近所に 歯医者さんができたｱﾙよ！
美人の女医さんって 評判ｱﾙ！ (ぱっつぁん)どんだけ～!?
According to rumors, she's really good-looking.
Dondake!
Ouch.
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)あぁ～ ｲﾃﾃﾃ…｡
ここか｡
Here it is.
(未華子)なんしよっと！
What are ya doing? Open yer mouth wide.
あ～んしてって いよるやろうが！
Ah...
あっ… あ～ん｡
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ｲﾀ ｲﾀﾀﾀ…｡ (未華子)ｼﾞｯとしとかんと➡
Don't move!
ﾀﾞﾒ言うとろうが！ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ｲﾃﾃﾃ…｡
はい お口ば ゆすいでよかとよ｡
Okay, you can rinse yer mouth.
久しぶりやね ｷﾞﾝﾀくん｡ …えぇ!?
Long time, no see, Ginta.
Huh?!
Ya don't recognize me?
わからんと？ うちよ うち！
It's me!
You're...Mikako Nakajima?
お前 中島 未華子か!?
[Bar Olivia]
Ya still love sweets, doncha? Just the way ya were.
(未華子)まだ 甘いものが好きなの？
昔から好きだものね！
10年ぶりだよな お前と会うの｡ ほんと｡
I haven't seen you for ten years.
Really?
(未華子)でも 10年なんて あっという間やった｡
But ten years went by in a flash.
おかわり！ 大丈夫なのか そんなに飲んで｡
Give me another.
Are you sure you can handle all that?
Don't worry.
(未華子)平気 平気！ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)でも 偶然だな｡
But what a coincidence that you opened your dental clinic in this town.
この町で 歯医者を開業するなんて｡
(未華子)あぁ… 違うの｡
That's not exactly right. It's not a coincidence.
偶然じゃないんよ｡ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)え…｡
What?!
ﾎﾝﾄは うち ある人を見つけるために➡
In fact, I'm traveling around, looking fer someone.
あちこち旅しとるんよ｡
…ある人？ うん…｡
Someone?
Yeah.
なんか 酔っちゃった｡ おっ… おい！
I feel like I'm drunk.
H-Hey! That's why I asked you.
だから 大丈夫かって 言ったのに！
ﾎﾝﾄはうち お酒 全然飲めんとよ｡
To tell ya the truth, I can't drink.
But I can cook fish.
(未華子)でも うち… 魚なら三枚におろせるんよ｡
あと ﾓﾉﾏﾈも得意なんよ！
And I do good impressions of other people.
｢まだ 子供が 食べてんでしょうが！｣
Haven't the kids eaten yet?
ね 似とるでしょ？ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)う… うん｡
See, did I sound like him?
Y-Yeah.
でも うち近いうち➡
But I have to go back home soon.
国に帰らんと いかんようになったとよ｡
Back home?
…国!? せっかく こうして➡
I finally found you, but...
ｷﾞﾝﾀくんと会えたのに…｡
うぅ… はぁ…｡
(ﾊﾞｲｸのｴﾝｼﾞﾝ音)
≪(未華子)ｷﾞﾝﾀくん！
Ginta!
(未華子)来てくれたと？ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)お前が呼ぶからだろ｡
I'm glad you could come!
I'm here because you asked.
なんだよ 遅れて悪かったよ｡
What? I'm sorry I'm late.
ううん 嬉しかばってん ｷﾞﾝﾀくん 寒なかと？
Nothing. I'm so happy.
Ginta, you're not cold?
(末華子)はい ｶｲﾛ｡ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ありがとう｡
Here you go. A handwarmer.
Thank you.
(末華子)お別れやね…｡
It's time ta say good-bye.
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ああ… でも また きっと会えるさ｡
Yeah...but we'll see each other again.
(末華子)もう会えんとよ｡ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)えっ!?
No, we won't.
What?
ほならな…｡
Then...
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)もう会えないって どういうことだよ？
What do you mean we won't see each other again?
ｳﾁ… ﾎﾝﾏは ｱﾝﾀに会いにきたとよ｡
I...came because I wanted to see you.
ｱﾝﾀのこと 好いとったけん｡
I liked you.
これ…｡ (発車のﾍﾞﾙ)
Take this.
Take care of yourself.
ほなら… 元気でね！
♪♪～
ｵﾚ… 一緒に行っていいかな？
Can I come with you?
(末華子)こっち来て ｷﾞﾝﾀくん！
Come this way, Ginta! I have someone ta introduce ya to!
会わせたい人がいるんよ！ 会わせたい人？
Someone?
(末華子)私の双子の妹 美津子です！
This is my twin sister,
Mitsuko!
ふ… 双子!? (ひろし)母ちゃ～ん！
Tw-Twins?!
Mom!
母ちゃん!? (ひろし)どこ行ってたんだよ！
Mom?!
Where have you been?
(末華子)ごめんね ひろし！ 寂しい思いばさせて｡
I'm sorry, Hiroshi. I didn't mean to leave ya alone.
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)ひろし!? 実は私 ﾊﾞﾂｲﾁなんよ！
Hiroshi?!
I'm a divorcee.
A divorcee?!
ﾊﾞﾂｲﾁ… あっ!?
あ～っ！
Ah!
Why is this train flying in space?!
なんで この列車 宇宙 飛んでんだよ!?
(末華子)ｳﾁね ﾎﾝﾏは 巨乳星の天人やの｡
I'm an Amanto from the Planet of the Giant Boobs.
最高の幼なじみを 見つけようっちゅうて➡
I came to Earth in order to find my best childhood friend.
地球に来たと！ (ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)なに～っ!?
What?!
いよいよ決戦の時がきたと！ (みんな)おお～っ！
It's time for the final battle!
Oh!
ｳﾁらが滅ぶか ﾔﾂらが滅ぶか 道は二つに一つ！
It's either them or us.
There can be only one winner!
今度こそ決着をつけてやるとよ！ (みんな)おお～っ！
Let's settle this once and for all!
Oh!
あの…｡ はい？ ﾔﾂらって？
Um...
Yes?
Who are they?
(末華子)私たち 巨乳星と➡
We're from the Planet of the Giant Boobs
二連星の貧乳星の 者どものことたい！
And they're from Planet Flat Chest. We're sister planets!
Planet Flat Chest?!
(ｷﾞﾝﾀさん)貧乳星!?
♪♪～
(２人)かかれ～っ！
Go!
♪♪～
末華子 いっきます！
Mikako, here!
させるか～！
Bring it on!
♪♪～
(２人)こうなったら 最後の手段たい！
Then, this is the final attack!
♪♪～
＜ こうして ｷﾞﾝﾀさんのおかげで 再び宇宙に平和が戻った｡
Once again, Ginta brings peace to the universe.
ありがとう ｷﾞﾝﾀさん！ さようなら 『ｷﾞﾝﾀﾏﾝ』！＞
Thank you, Ginta. Good-bye, "Gintaman."
なんだ これ…｡
Whatever...
[Preview]
[Ugyaaaaaaaaaah!!]
[Too late!!]
[See you again next time!]