ｳﾌﾌｯ！
ｱﾎﾝﾀﾞﾗ！ ﾎﾞｹｯとしとらんで➡
(姉さん)なんやて 田中が!?
殺ったﾔﾂの ﾀﾏ取ってこんかい！
(黒服)お帰りなさいませ ｵｼﾞｷ！
うふふ… もう やだぁ！ (田中)ﾌﾌｯ ﾍｯﾍｯﾍｯﾍｯ…！
(田中)おう 姉さんは？ (黒服)上で お待ちで！
お前ら あっちじゃい！ ≪へい！
(ｽﾃﾝﾚｽﾎﾞｰｲ)姉さん｡ 私も 手伝いましょう｡
す… すみません！ ｸｿｯたれが…｡
うおっ!! あぁ… ﾊﾟﾊﾟ！ ﾊﾟﾊﾟ！
♪♪～
おいっ ﾜﾚ！ 何 ｺｿｺｿしとんねん ﾂﾗ見せ…！
(ｽﾃﾝﾚｽﾎﾞｰｲ)ﾌﾌﾌ…｡ その腕のｻｲｺｶﾞﾝ ﾌﾞﾗｯｸﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝだな？
(ｽﾃﾝﾚｽﾎﾞｰｲ)ﾌﾌﾌﾌ…！
ｵﾚが なぜ ｽﾃﾝﾚｽﾎﾞｰｲと よばれているのか わかるか？
Welcome home, Ojiki!
Hey, where's sis?
ｵﾚの体は 特殊偏向ｽﾃﾝﾚｽで できている｡
She's waiting upstairs.
お前の腕のｻｲｺｶﾞﾝも 形無しってわけだ ﾌﾊﾊﾊﾊﾊ…！
Papa! Papa!
What?! Tanaka?!
You idiot! Don't just stand there! Bring me the head of the guy who did it!
S-Sorry.
You little turd.
Sis, allow me to be of assistance.
You two! Go that way!
Yes!
Hey!
Why are you sneaking around? Show yourself!
That psychogun attached to your arm... you're the Black Dragon, aren't you?
Do you know why they call me Stainless Boy?
That's because my body is made of a specially armored stainless steel.
That psychogun on your arm is useless.
That's right. I'm the Black Dragon.
The man with a gun for a right hand.
In a mad dash to kill me, they've done everything they can.
In front of me, somebody dies all the time.
Someone always fires a gun, but you know,
I really got sick and tired of that too much stupid days.
I threw away my face at all, and got rid of my past,
too the silly, funny, and bloody days...
♪♪～
[Thanks for everything this year. Here's wishing for a prosperous new year! From Snack Otose]
(新八)えっ！ ｢どんだけ～!?｣じゃないの？
What? It's not dondake? I was sure it would win.
今年の 宇宙流行語大賞｡
[Snack House Otose]
絶対 とると思ってたけど｡
the Space Buzzword Grand Prix this year.
(神楽)江戸では 大賞らしいけど➡
It won in Edo, but, it's not even in the top 50. Space is big.
総合では 50位にも入ってないﾈ｡ 宇宙は 広いｱﾙ｡
え～と ４位は なんだっけな…｡ ｢ﾁﾝｶｽ王子｣？
Umm... What was fourth place? Smegma Prince?
あぁ あの ﾜｹわからない 王子ﾌﾞｰﾑって➡
Ah. This year we still have that senseless "prince" boom.
まだ 今年だったんだ｡ (神楽)あっ あれ ｢王子｣ ８位ｱﾙ｡
Oh. Huh? "Prince" is at number eight.
I believe number four is "Where are the EXLE CDs?"
(神楽)確か ４位が ｢EXLEのＣＤ どこに置いてありますか？｣で｡
なんだよ それ!? 流行ってんの ﾎﾝﾄに それ!?
What is that? Is that really popular?
Third place is "My grandson asked me."
(神楽)３位が ｢孫に頼まれて来たんだけど｣ｱﾙ｡
なんで ４位と３位が つながってんの｡
Why are fourth place and third place connected?
完全に おばあちゃん 孫に頼まれて➡
It sounds just like an old lady is trying to get an EXLE CD for her grandson.
EXLEのＣＤ 買いに来てるだろ それ!?
ﾃﾒｴで買いにいけよな 孫も｡ EXLEなんて➡
That grandson should buy his own CD.
There's no way that an old lady would know about EXLE.
おばあちゃん わかるわけないじゃん！
Oh, yeah, "There's no way an old lady would know..." was number thirteen.
(神楽)あっ 今の それ！ ｢おばあちゃん➡
わかるわけないじゃん｣ 13位ｱﾙ｡
Why are comments included in the ranking?!
なんで感想まで ﾗﾝｷﾝｸﾞに入ってんだよ!?
Number two is... Huh? I can't remember.
２位は… あれ 思い出せないｱﾙ｡
１位は 確か ｢じゃ Bzでいいです｣ｱﾙ｡
I think number one is, "B'z are gonna be all right."
諦めるなぁ！ なんで諦めて 違うの買おうとしてんの!?
Don't give up!
Why did you give up and buy something else?
第一 BzとEXLEじゃ 音楽性が全然違うだろ！
Besides, B'z and EXLE are completely different musically!
２位で いったい 何があったんだよ!?
What in the world happened at number two?!
あ～あ 新八 ﾃﾞｶｲ声出すから｡ なんで ﾎﾞｸのせいなんだよ… ん？
Shinpachi, this is what happens when you yell.
Why is it my fault?
(神楽)何ｱﾙか？ EXLEのＣＤあったｱﾙか？
What is it? Is there an EXLE CD?
額の裏から写真が…｡ だいぶ古い写真みたいだけど｡
A photo came out from behind the picture frame.
It looks like a pretty old photo.
これ 誰？ これ ひょっとして…｡ 昔の女ｱﾙな｡
Who is she?
Could it be?
It's his ex, isn't it?
えっ やっぱそう？ やっぱ そうなの？
Huh? You think so? Yeah?
(神楽)間違いないｱﾙ｡ このいやらしい感じは➡
There's no mistake.
That lascivious air about them...
完全に しっぽり ねっとり がっつりいった仲ね！
They must've had a wet, sticky, lusty relationship.
It's pretty effeminate of him to cling to this picture. Isn't it?
こんなﾓﾝ大事にとってあるなんて 女々しいとこあるｱﾙな ｱｲﾂ｡
ちょっと早く戻して！ 早く戻して！
Let's put it back now! Put it back, quickly!
銀さん戻ってくる前に 元どおりに！
We've got to put it back before Gin comes back!
He'll freak if he finds out we saw this.
これ見たの ﾊﾞﾚたら気まずくなるよ！
This makes a mother catching her son doing something nasty seem pale in comparison!
息子の思春期決定的ｼｰﾝを見た 母親とは➡
比べものにならないよ 早く！
Quickly! Quickly!
(銀時)おう 洗剤 買ってきたぜ！ 銀さん 来た！
Hey. I bought some detergent.
Gin's here! Hurry! Kagura! Quickly!
早く！ 神楽ちゃん 早く！ うるさいね 今 戻して…｡
Shut up! I'm putting it back now.
(神楽たち)うわ～っ！
ん…？ あっ そ… その…｡
Oh! W-Well...
銀さん 違うんです！
Gin! It's not like that! Umm... We didn't see anything!
あの ﾎﾞｸら 何も見てませんから！ 何も知らないから！
We don't know anything!
引きずってんじゃねえよ！
Why are you still dragging that around?
That woman probably doesn't even remember you.
言っとくけど 女のほうは お前のことなんて憶えてないぞ！
K-Kagura?!
か… 神楽ちゃん！
Hey. What a great little piece of nostalgia.
おいおい ずいぶんと 懐かしいもんが出てきたな！
どこで見つけた これ？
Where did you find this?
Well, while we were cleaning...it came out from behind the picture frame.
いや 掃除してたら 出てきたんですけど 額の裏から｡
ああ そう！ そんなとこにあったんだ！
I see. So that's where it was.
えっ なんか あっさり｡ っつうか えっ？
Huh? You seem kind of indifferent... But, huh? What is that? Who is that?
何なんですか それ？ 誰なんですか それ？ そんな…｡
That...
何なのって… 万事屋だけど｡
What is it? It's one of the Odd Jobs.
は？ 万事屋だけど って いや 万事屋は ﾎﾞｸらじゃないですか｡
Huh? "It's one the Odd Jobs"? But we're the Odd Jobs.
今はな｡ (２人)今はな!?
Now we are.
"Now we are"?
お前らは言うなれば ﾆｭｰ万事屋｡ これは ﾌﾟﾛﾄﾀｲﾌﾟの万事屋だ｡
If anything, we're the new Odd Jobs.
This was a prototype.
ﾌﾟﾛﾄﾀｲﾌﾟ!? ちょ… 聞いて ないんですけど そんな設定！
A p-p-p-prototype? Hold on. You never told me about that!
Huh? Didn't I tell you about it?
あれ？ 話してなかったっけ？
["Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While"]
Basically, this was before you joined. It was around the time when I set this all up.
要するにな お前らが ｳﾁに入る前の話だよ｡
ｵﾚが まだ万事屋 立ち上げたばっかりの頃｡
It was a time when I had, not you, but different friends.
ｳﾁには まだ お前らじゃなくて➡
別の仲間がいた 時期があったんだよ｡
いや ずっと１人で やってきたって➡
You said before that you had done this by yourself.
前に言ってたじゃないですか｡ そうだっけかなぁ｡
Did I?
ﾎﾞｸと会ったときだって 思いっきり１人でしたよ｡
When we met, you were definitely by yourself.
((頼まれれば何でもやる 商売やっててなぁ…))
In this business I do whatever people ask me to do.
今さら新設定 出されても➡
Setting up a new premise is problematic.
こっちも すでに 137話分の 積み重ねがあるわけで➡
We've already got 137 episodes to deal with.
対応に困るんですけど｡
だから 基本は１人だよ！ でも ﾁﾗｯとだけ➡
Anyway, I basically work alone. But for short periods of time, I did it like that.
そういう形でやってた 時期もあんだよ！
井上さんとか 奥田さんとか➡
Inoue and Okuda also had times like that.
みんな そういう時期が あっただろうが｡
知りませんよ 誰ですか？
Never heard of 'em. Who are they?
つまりな いろいろあんだよ 大人には｡
Anyway, a lot happens to adults.
なんか新鮮な気分ですよ｡ ﾎﾞｸらに先輩がいたなんて｡
It feels kind of refreshing.
I never knew we had more senior predecessors.
先輩って お前 そんな 大したもんじゃねえよ｡
Senior? It's not that special.
いっときだけだよ｡ すぐ解散しちゃったから｡
It was just a temporary arrangement. We split up immediately.
えっ じゃあ その肉感的な美女も 万事屋のﾒﾝﾊﾞｰだったんですか？
Huh? Then does that mean that that sensual beauty was also a member of Odd Jobs?
肉感的って何だよ？ きもいｱﾙ 新八｡
What do you mean, "sensual?" That's gross, Shinpachi.
ｺｲﾂは あれだよ ﾒﾝﾊﾞｰっつうか準ﾚｷﾞｭﾗｰ？
She's wasn't really a member, sort of a semi-regular.
今でいう ｷｬｻﾘﾝのﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝだよ｡ ｷｬｻﾘﾝ？
The closest comparison now would be Catherine.
Catherine?!
これ ｷｬｻﾘﾝさん!?
This is Catherine?
まぁ ふだんは ばばあのところで働いてて➡
Well, she used to work at Granny's place.
たまに掃除しに来てくれたり➡
She'd come to clean up once in a while.
万事屋の事務とか経理とか 手伝ってくれてな｡
She'd help with the Odd Jobs office work and accounting.
いろいろ 気まわしてくれる いい女だったよ｡
She was a good woman who'd look after you. Unlike Catherine.
ｷｬｻﾘﾝと違って｡
いやぁ 懐かしいな｡
How nostalgic...
今と違って ｸｫﾘﾃｨｰ高かったんですね｡
Catherine's job was a lot better back then, wasn't it?
ｷｬｻﾘﾝさんのﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝ｡ まぁ 古きよき時代ってﾔﾂだよ｡
Well, it was the good old days.
もっと いろいろ教えてくださいよ ﾎﾞｸらは？
Tell us more. What about us? Who filled our positions?
ﾎﾞｸらのﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝは どんな人たちだったんですか？
おぅ 聞きたいｱﾙ！ どうせ私たちには勝てないけど｡
I want to know. They probably don't compare to us, though.
今と変わんねえよ 万事屋は｡
The Odd Jobs hasn't changed at all. We worked in trios.
ﾄﾘｵで回してたな｡ へぇ～ ３人？
Oh? Trios?
ｵﾒｴらと同じで 使えねえﾔﾂらだったよ｡
They were useless lumps just like you.
あぁ これ 写真あんじゃん！ これ｡
Oh, here. I have a picture. Here.
これが新八のﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝのﾀﾞﾒｶﾞﾈの ﾂｯｺﾐ担当 金丸君｡
This guy had your job.
Kanemaru, a four-eyed good-for-nothing whose job it was to make witty jokes.
金丸君 ｸｵﾘﾃｨｰ高っ！
Kanemaru's totally high-end!
何ですか これ!? 全然 金丸君じゃ ないじゃないですか！
What is this?! He doesn't look like a "Kanemaru" at all!
ﾌﾞﾗｻﾞｰじゃないですか！ LAのﾀﾞｳﾝﾀｳﾝで➡
He's a "brother"! He looks like he's straight out of downtown LA.
ﾌﾞｲﾌﾞｲいわせてる感じですよ！
いやぁ 全然ﾀﾞﾒだったよ｡
Naw, he sucked. He had a psychogun for a right hand, but he couldn't use it at all.
右手 ｻｲｺｶﾞﾝなんだけどさ 全然 使えなくて｡
I bet he could use it! No matter how I look at it, he had to have been able to use it!
使えるだろ！ これ どう見ても 使えるだろ 金丸君!!
確かに 金丸君は しがないｳｴｰﾀｰとして働き➡
Kanemaru worked as a no-account waiter.
かわりばえのしない日々を 生きていたんだが➡
He lived an uneventful life.
気晴らしに ﾊﾞｰﾁｬﾙ体験ﾏｼﾝに 乗り込んだところ➡
But when he got into a virtual simulator to unwind he remembered his true past.
自分の本当の過去を思い出すんだ｡
What's with the expository tone of voice?
何 その説明口調｡ っつうか知ってるよ その設定｡
Besides, we already know that setup. We know it really well!
ﾑﾁｬｸﾁｬよく知ってるよ！
((あっ！))
(銃声)
金丸君は暗黒街で➡
Kanemaru was so feared in the underworld that his nickname was Black Dragon.
｢ﾌﾞﾗｯｸﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝ｣と異名をとるほど 恐れられた男だったんだよ｡
((金丸:ﾌｧｯｷｭｰ ﾌｧｯｷｭｰ ﾌｧｯｷｭｰ ﾌｧｯｷｭｰ！))
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
確かに戦闘能力は群を抜いてたよ｡
Indeed, his fighting abilities surpassed everyone else's.
それから 万事屋で 働くようになったんだけどな｡
After that, he ended up working here.
え？ っつうか それからのつながりが➡
But I don't really understand what "after that" is referring to. What is "that"?
よく わからないんですけど それって何ですか？
まぁね いろいろだよ｡
Well, a lot of things. This and that.
そんなこんなで…｡ だから そんなこんなって…｡
But what's "this and that"?
大人の事情ってﾔﾂだよ 深く追求すんな｡
Adult stuff. You don't want to go there.
Oh, okay. Sorry. So how was Kanemaru?
あ… はい すみません｡ それで 金丸君さんは？
悪くはなかったよ 悪くは｡
He wasn't bad. What sucked were...his witty jokes.
ただ やっぱりﾂｯｺﾐがね｡ あぁ なるほど｡
Ah... I see.
ﾂｯｺﾐがいないと成立しないから 万事屋｡
It's just not the Odd Jobs without any witty repartee.
まぁ 外人さんだから➡
Well, he was foreigner. What could you do? There's a language barrier.
そこは しかたないですよね 言葉の壁が｡
そうそう 一回 ﾋﾞｯｸﾘしたのがさ➡
Yes. I remember he surprised me once when we were at a family restaurant.
ﾌｧﾐﾚｽで一緒にﾒｼ食ってたの 金丸君と｡
ｵﾚたち ﾗｻﾞﾆｱと茶漬けを 頼んだんだけど…｡
We ordered lasagna and chazuke, but...
((お待たせしました))
Thank you for waiting.
The waiter gave me the lasagna
そしたら 店員が ｵﾚのところにﾗｻﾞﾆｱ➡
ｱｲﾂのところに 茶漬け持ってきたんだよ｡
and gave him the chazuke.
え？ 金丸君に お茶漬け？ そう｡
Huh? She gave the chazuke to Kanemaru?
Yes.
So I had a lasagna that Girolamo or Lana would love.
で ｵﾚのところにｼﾞﾛｰﾗﾓとか ﾗﾅとかが好きそうなﾗｻﾞﾆｱ｡
Is everything all right?
((ご注文 以上で よろしかったでしょうか？))
Aw... You better say something about that, Kanemaru.
あぁ それは ﾂｯｺまないと 金丸君｡
｢空気よめと｡ ｵﾚがお茶漬け 食うように見えるか！｣って｡
Read the situation. Say, "Do I look like I eat chazuke?!"
((ｵｳ ｼｯﾄ！ ｵｰﾏｲｶﾞｯ！))
Oh, shit! Oh my god!
(神楽)ﾀﾞﾒｱﾙ｡ ﾌｧｯｷｭｰとかｵｰﾏｲｶﾞｯとか➡
It's no good. He's only saying western words, like "fuck you," or "oh my god."
横文字しか出てこないｱﾙ｡
やっぱ 外人さんには無理ｱﾙな｡ ﾂｯｺﾐは新八じゃないと｡
It's impossible for a foreigner.
Shinpachi is the best at making witty comments.
Miss, I asked fer ume chazuke, not sake chazuke.
((ねえちゃん ﾜｼ 頼んだの 鮭茶漬けやのうて➡
梅茶漬けやねんけど)) 日本語しゃべるんかい！
He can speak Japanese?!
((失礼いたしました すぐに お取替えいたします))
I'm sorry. I'll exchange it.
しかも 茶漬け 金丸君が頼んでるよ｡
Hey, Kanemaru is the one who's ordering chazuke!
((ええって ええって！ 次から 気ぃつけてや))
No biggie. Just be careful the next time.
つうか なんで ﾃﾒｴは ﾗｻﾞﾆｱ食ってんだよ｡
That aside, why are you eating lasagna? It's usually the other way around!
逆だろ 普通は！
((あぁ～ やっぱ 日本人は 茶漬けが いちばん｡
Ah... Japanese people love chazuke the most!
って 誰が 日本人やねん！)) ｸｫﾘﾃｨｰ 高っ！
Hey, who am I calling Japanese?!
That's top class! It's a well-made remark.
ﾉﾘﾂｯｺﾐだよ 本場 関西のﾂｯｺﾐだよ｡
It's like a witty comment from Kansai itself!
金丸君 関西人だったんだよ｡
Kanemaru was from the Kansai region.
おばあちゃんが もともと 日本人で➡
His grandmother was Japanese so he was into Enka and Dotonbori.
その影響で 演歌と道頓堀が大好きになって｡
それ どこのJEROだよ｡
What, is he Jero?!
Kamemaru always used to say, "I'm not a Japanese person. I'm a Kansai person."
｢ﾜｼは日本人やない関西人や！｣が 口癖だったから 金丸君｡
いねえよ こんな関西人 ｻｲｺｶﾞﾝつきの！
No such Kansai person exists. He has a psychogun!
あ～あ なんか 自信喪失したんですけど｡
I've lost all confidence.
すべての面で負けた｡
He's got me beat coming and going.
Well, anyone could fill your position if he wanted to.
まぁ 新八のﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝなんて 誰でも こなそうと思えば こなせるｱﾙ｡
私の代わりなんて いなかったっでしょ 銀ちゃん｡
There wasn't anyone in my place, was there, Gin?
いたいた 神楽的ﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝのﾔﾂも｡ なぬ！
There was someone who filled the Kagura position.
What?!
Here. The dazzling Ikezawa.
これ 紅一点の 池沢さん｡
ほとんど さっきと同じだろうが！
He's almost exactly like the other guy!
これの どこが 紅一点なんですか！
How is he dazzling?!
お前 私のﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝ 何だと思ってんだ 天ﾊﾟｰ！
Just what the hell do you think my job here is, you naturally-wavy-haired bastard!
ｺﾗｧ！ みかんの皮から 汁 飛ばすぞ！
I'll squirt ya with juice from this tangerine!
ｲﾃｯ！ 目に入ったじゃねえか｡
Ow! It got in my eye.
つうか なんで さっきから 全員 かたくなに ｻｲｺｶﾞﾝ装備してんだ！
And why the hell are all of your people armed with psychoguns?!
Oh, sorry. My bad.
いや 悪い 間違えた｡
これ 定春的ﾎﾟｼﾞｼｮﾝの 古橋さんだった｡
This is Furuhashi. He filled the Sadaharu position.
余計 理解できるか！
This isn't getting any easier!
古橋さんは 万事屋の ﾏｽｺｯﾄ的存在だったんだよ｡
Furuhashi was like a mascot for us.
そりゃ もう 愛嬌のある性格でな｡
He had a very charming personality. His only flaw was his monstrous appetite.
食欲魔人なのが 玉に瑕か｡
でも かわいいﾏｽｺｯﾄだったんだぞ｡
But he was a cute mascot.
こんなﾏｽｺｯﾄ やだわ 金丸君でも 何ら変わりねえだろ｡
I don't want a mascot like him. He isn't all that different from Kanemaru!
悪い悪い 間違った これだ 神楽は｡
Sorry. My mistake. Here's Kagura's spot.
紅一点の池沢さん これが正解｡
The dazzling Ikezawa.
あぁ かわいいじゃないですか よかったね 神楽ちゃん｡
She's pretty cute. Aren't you glad, Kagura?
ﾊﾟｯとしないｱﾙな 性別 ﾒｽなだけｱﾙ｡
She's not all that. She's just female.
それを この私の代わりだなんて➡
You have no regard for my position if you think she could stand-in for me!
身のほど知らずにも ほどがあるね｡
いや ｿｲﾂじゃねえよ｡ (神楽/新八)えっ？
No, I'm not talking about her.
She's the same thing!
(神楽)だから 同じだろうが！ ぐおぉ～!!
She just has a sake bottle instead of a psychogun! Gimme a freakin' break!
ｻｲｺｶﾞﾝ 酒瓶に 変わっただけだろうが ｺﾗｧ！
いい加減にしろよ ｺﾗｧ！
How is this me?!
これの どこが私なんだぁ!!
落ち着けよ 池沢さんは もともと 主婦やってたんだけどな➡
Calm down. Ikezawa used to be a housewife.
旦那が 職場で浮気して 帰ってこなくなってから➡
But her husband began cheating on her at work and never came home.
酒浸りになっちまったんだ｡
So she became a drunk. After that, she'd always say "uh-huh" just like Kagura.
以来 神楽と同じで ｱﾙｱﾙ ｱﾙｱﾙ言うようになってな｡
((池沢:ｱﾙｺｰﾙ… ｱﾙｺｰﾙちょうだい ねぇ ｱﾙｺｰﾙちょうだいよ！))
Alcohol! Alcohol, please!
Hey! Alcohol, please.
What kind of use of "uh-huh" is that?!
どんな ｱﾙの使い方ｱﾙか！
安心しろよ もう 池沢さん 飲んでないから｡
Don't worry. Ikezawa doesn't drink anymore.
慰謝料もらって ちゃんと立ち直ったよ｡
She recovered and she's getting alimony.
What about that?
それがどうしたｱﾙ！ ぐわぁ！
つうか どんな 万事屋だよ これ 金丸だらけだろうが ｡
Anyway, what kind of Odd Jobbers are these people anyway?!
It's just full of Kanemaru's! It wouldn't sell.
絶対 売れねえ 絶対 ｱﾆﾒ化しねえよ これ｡
They'd never turn this into an anime.
そうか？ 屁怒絽さんが 表紙のときは➡
Really? When Hedoro was on the cover, they said it wouldn't sell.
こんなん売れるか！ って 叱られたらしいがな➡
この間 金丸君が 表紙になったときは➡
But when Kanemaru was on the cover,
ｺﾐｯｸｽは 初刷り …万部だったしな｡
we sold [censored] thousand copies of the first print.
全然 合格だろう｡ ｱﾆﾒだって…｡
It's totally copacetic. Even the anime...
((ｷｻﾏら このｵｯｻﾝが 目に入らねえか！
You bastards! Do you see this old man?!
(池沢)うがぁ～!! それ 私の酢昆布ね！
That's my pickled seaweed!
うがぁ～!!
おい 何食ってんだ！))
Hey... What are you eating?!
ってな感じだったり｡
Perhaps something like that?
((泣いてる姉さんを 見送るなんてﾏﾈは➡
I don't want to see my sister off while she's in tears.
まっぴら ごめんこうむります｡
銀ちゃん… あねごが 本当に惚れてたら どうなるの？
Gin, what'll we do if she really is in love?
We'll be the villains.
私たち 完全に悪役よ｡
You're used to being a villain, aren't you?
悪役にゃ 慣れてるだろ｡ 人のｼﾞｬﾏ するのもな｡
And also getting in people's way... Kanemaru, remember that.
金丸 覚えとけよ｡
ｵﾚたちは 正義の味方でも ﾃﾒｴの姉ちゃんの味方でもねえ｡
We're not allies of justice, or your sister's allies.
ﾃﾒｴの味方だ))
We're your allies!
こんな具合でさ｡
Something like that.
((ﾌﾌﾌﾌﾌ…))
ほら 見てみろよ｡
Take a look at this.
Her, too?!
(新八/神楽)って ｺｲﾂもかよ！
((ちょ… 待っ…！ たまさん！
Wait!
Tama...
銀ちゃん！ 銀さん！))
Gin...
違和感ねえじゃねえか｡
You can't tell the difference.
(新八/神楽)大ありだ～!!
There's a huge difference!
そんな言い方 するんじゃねえよ！ お前らの先輩だぞ｡
Don't say that. They're your seniors.
They're my precious friends with whom I shared countless adventures!
ｵﾚにとっちゃ 一緒に 数々の冒険を➡
繰り広げてきた 大切な仲間なんだよ｡
見ろ これ｡ これは 江戸を騒がす 怪盗を捕まえたときだな｡
Look at this. This is when we caught the phantom thief that was terrorizing Edo.
大変だったな あれ｡
That was really tough.
こっちは 辻斬りを退治したとき｡ 朝日がまぶしかったな｡
This is when we took down a killer. The morning sun sure was bright.
これは ひったくりを捕まえたとき｡
This is when we caught a purse-snatcher.
風呂敷包みを取り返した ばあさん 泣いてたっけ｡
That old lady was in tears when we brought her stuff back.
これは 痴漢をﾎﾞｺったとき｡ おねえさんに感謝されたよな｡
This is when we beat up a pervert. That lady was really grateful.
これは なんだっけ？ なんか やったときか… ときだな｡
This is...What was this? That was the time we did something.
これは ちょっと忘れたな｡
This is... I kind of forgot.
Hmm... I'm not sure.
う～ん… なんか…｡
全然 なじめてないでしょうが！ もう 完全に浮いてるよね？
They never bonded with you at all!
They were just wandering around! They didn't warm up to you at all!
まったく 打ち解けてないよね これ！
そんなこと ねえよ｡
That's not true.
Kids like you might not understand this,
お前ら ｶﾞｷは わかんねえかもしんねえけど➡
but adults leave this much space between themselves when they associate with each other.
大人は これくらい 距離感もって つきあってくもんなの｡
あんまり ﾍﾞﾀﾍﾞﾀしないの｡ 連れｼｮﾝ禁止なの｡
They don't get all touchy, and taking a piss together is off limits.
Those two are getting pretty touchy behind you!
後ろの２人 おもっくそ ﾍﾞﾀﾍﾞﾀしてるんですけど！
Kanemaru and Ikezawa totally have a thing for each other.
これ 完全にできてるｱﾙよ｡ 金丸と池沢…｡
万事屋ﾄﾘｵ ２人 くっついて➡
Looks like those two are bonding,
leaving Gin by himself.
銀さん １人で 取り残されちゃってるよ｡
(神楽)ｸﾛｰﾌﾟのﾊﾟｰｸ･ﾏﾝｻｰみたいに なってるよ！
You've become like Parc Manther from Glope.
You're the most Japanese, but you turned into Parc.
いちばん 日本人まる出しなのに ﾊﾟｰｸになっちゃったよ｡
う… うう… うるせぇんだよ！
Shut up!
I'm not Parc Manther! I lead the Odd Jobs.
ｵﾚは ﾊﾟｰｸ･ﾏﾝｻｰじゃねえ！ 万事屋 率いてんだ ｵﾚが …だろ！
I'm [censored]!
No. I've never seen such a lonely [censored].
いや こんな寂しそうな… あんとき以来だよ｡
Don't be silly. I'm [censored].
ﾊﾞｶ 言え！ …なわけだから➡
I don't feel pathetic at all!
一切 みじめな気持とか そういうのはない！
I actually supported their relationship. But as the director of Odd Jobs...
むしろ ２人の交際を 応援していたからね ｵﾚは｡
ただ 万事屋をＴＫﾌﾟﾛﾃﾞｭｰｽしている …としては➡
交際に夢中で 仕事が おろそかになるのは➡
I warned them not to get wrapped up in their relationship and ignore their work.
違うんじゃないかな って それだけは 注意させてもらった｡
Well, young people these days just go to pieces when you just slap them around a bit,
まぁ でも 彼ら 近頃の若者は➡
ちょっと 叩かれると すぐ 折れるから｡
so before I knew it, they disappeared.
いつのまにか いなくなっちゃったんだけどね｡
いつのまにか じゃねえだろ！
They didn't just happen to disappear!
You still have some terrifying pictures! Black Dragon is drowning here!
なんか 恐ろしい写真が 残ってんだろうが!!
ﾌﾞﾗｯｸﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝ 沈んじゃってるよ！
まぁ そっからは ﾏｽｺｯﾄｷｬﾗの古橋さんと➡
２人ｺﾝﾋﾞでいくことに決めてな｡
どこが ﾏｽｺｯﾄなんだよ！ えらい ごつい顔してるよ!!
やっぱ ﾄﾘｵなんて 中途半端な数字は➡
争いを生むだけだからな｡ ｺﾝﾋﾞ ﾃﾞｭｵ ﾂｰ… これ 最強な｡
まぁ そっから ｵﾚたちｺﾝﾋﾞは➡
そりゃ もう 何？ ｼﾃｨｰﾊﾝﾀｰも 真っ青の八面六臂の大活躍だよ｡
西へ東へ大忙し｡ 思えば あの頃が いちばん 忙しかったな｡
ほとんど合ｺﾝしか してねぇだろ！
一生懸命やっても うまくいくとは 限らないのが人生だ｡
あんだけやって ﾀﾞﾒだったのかよ 全部！
傷つき倒れることがあっても それでも立ち上がれたのは➡
やっぱり隣に 相棒が いたからなんだろう｡
つうか この写真 誰が撮ってんの？ ありえなくね？
誰が こんなﾀﾞﾒ人間 被写体に選んでんの？
♪♪～
そういや… あの夜は 星が きれいだったな｡
何してんだ～!!
What are you doing?!
(衝撃音)
We were gonna wrap this up all nice, but it's been filthy all the way through!
少しは きれいに まとめるのかと思ったら➡
最後まで ど汚えだろうが!! (神楽)美しい昔話の一つや二つ➡
Don't you have even one or two nice stories?!
持ってねえのか ﾃﾒｴはよ！
(２人)ふぅ～！ 万事屋には➡
Now I know that Odd Jobs doesn't have anything good in its history!
ろくな歴史がないことが よ～く わかりました｡
If we leave it up to him, he'll take straight down the road to destruction!
ｱｲﾂに任せてたら 私たち破滅の道しかないね！
これからは ﾎﾞｸらで 万事屋なんとかしていこう！
Let's handle the Odd Jobs without him.
(神楽)私たちで 歴史を作っていくｱﾙ！
We're going to make history!
作品を支えるのは 結局 主人公じゃなくてｻﾌﾞｷｬﾗね！
It's the supporting characters who keep a series afloat, not the main character!
That's right. The main character is just an ornament.
そうですよ！ 主人公なんて 結局いるだけですよ！
飾りですよ！ 偉い人には それが わからんのです！
People in high positions don't understand that.
♪♪～
Ow, ow, ow. They really kicked my ass! Don't they know how to hold back?
ｲﾃﾃﾃ… ｱｲﾂら思いっきり蹴りやがって…｡
加減ってもんを知らねえのかよ…｡
(定春)ﾜﾝ！ ん？
(定春)ｷｭｰﾝ…｡
What is it?
なんだよ…｡
♪♪～
[MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
[Sugar Content]
来年も いい年になりますように｡
I hope next year will be a good one!
[A few years later]
No, you idiot! Not that one! It's right there. There!
(店長)だから ﾊﾞｶ！ それじゃねえよ！
そこだよ そこ！
Even a chimp can work a cash register!
ｵﾒｴ 今どき ﾚｼﾞ打ちなんて ﾁﾝﾊﾟﾝｼﾞｰでも できるよ！
ｵﾒｴ 人間じゃん！ １年も勤めてんじゃん！
You're a human, right?
You've been here for a year! How can you not know this?!
なんで できねえんだよ!?
I...I'm sorry. I've only pro...practiced long-range fires up till now...
ﾃﾒｴ!! まだ引きずってんのか!?
You bastard! Still clinging to your gun!
I don't care if you're a hitman or a hit-maker.
ﾋｯﾄﾏﾝだか ﾋｯﾄﾒｰｶｰだか 知んねえけど➡
それを いつまで ｸｰﾙｶﾞｲ気取りですか！
How long are you going to act like a cool guy, huh?!
ﾃﾒｴは！ あぁ!?
Katana, samurai?!
Blah, blah, blah! Just look at this.
ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ ｷﾞｬｰｷﾞｬｰ やかましいんだよ｡
見ろ これ｡ ﾃﾒｴらが騒ぐもんだから➡
Because of you guys... my awesome chocolate parfait
ｵﾚのﾁｮｺﾚｰﾄﾊﾟﾌｪが➡
spilled on the floor!
丸々 こぼれちったじゃねえか～!!
He was called a samurai, but he was too wild for the norm.
Even though he was called a hoodlum,
this man had eyes that were sharp with seriousness.
That was my first impression to the "otoko."
Tell your manager that this parfait is on you.
店長に言っとけ｡ ﾊﾟﾌｪは ﾃﾒｴのおごりだ｡
[Starting January 8th, 2009]
[Gin Tama - The Final Chapter]
[The Second Chapter Begins]
The underground city, Yoshiwara Shangri-La.
Sustained by corrupt government officials,
it is a heavenly city ignored by the government and beyond the reach of the law.
[Yoshiwara In Flames Arc]
[Boy of Ill Fate - Seita]
[Guard of Yoshiwara - Tsukuyo]
[A Ray of Sunlight in the Ever Darkness of Night - Hinowa]
[King of the Night - Housen]
[And...]
You're in my way.
Move it.
I said I have no time for the weak.
["Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket"]
[Karmic reunification?! Chance encounter with the young boy, Seita.]
[He was gathering money in order to see Hinowa, the top Yoshiwara lady of the night.]