＜ その男｡
黄金色の髪をなびかせ➡
謎のﾌﾟｰﾀﾛｰ 坂田金時と➡
今は 昔の話だ｡
今は 異国ﾎｽﾄたちの言葉が 飛び交う｡
かつて 和製ﾎｽﾄが夢を馳せた 新宿の空には➡
夜の街を颯爽と駆け抜ける｡
金さん お願いだ ｵﾚと一緒に てっぺん取ってくれ｡
＜新八:ﾎｽﾄの国 ｵﾚたちの街が そう呼ばれていたのは➡
しかし そこに男が２人｡
今 ２人が汚れた夜の街を 駆け抜ける＞
かつてのﾅﾝﾊﾞｰﾜﾝﾎｽﾄだった ｹﾂｱｺﾞ新八｡
その姿は さながら 金色夜叉＞
[New TV Show]
(金時)しかたねえな｡
The land of the host.
[Note: Spoof of Episode 3]
お前と一緒に踊ってやるよ 新八｡
There was a time, long ago, when our town was called by that name.
(神楽)うんざりするわ 肥溜めみたいなところね｡
Those dream-filled Shinjuku skies upon which Japanese hosts once gazed upon their dreams...
誰だ？ ｱﾝﾀ｡
are now filled with words by hosts from foreign countries.
(神楽)神楽｡
これは命令よ 私に忠誠を誓いなさい｡
However, there were two men.
The enigmatic vagrant, Gintoki Sakata
そうすれば ｱﾝﾀたちの望み 叶えてあげるわ｡
and the former number one host, Shinpachi Buttchin.
The two of them still run in this corrupt night town.
＜薄氷の上で ﾀﾞﾝｽをしていることに➡
男たちは気づかない＞
[Kintama]
[Episode 2]
(近藤)なに!? 上等だ｡
The man with fluttering golden hair
のぼれるものなら のぼってみろ｡
glided through the city
＜ そして 女たちは 赤い爪を研ぐのだ＞
as though he were the Golden Knight.
[Note: Gin is called the White Knight in regular Gin Tama.]
＜運命の歯車は 錆びついている｡
Gin-san, I beg of you!
Aim for the top with me!
動き出すときは いつも手遅れだ＞
Hopeless fool.
I'll dance with you, Shinpachi.
(ﾂﾞﾗ子)踊ってごらんなさい あなたたちのﾜﾙﾂを｡
What a pain.
This place is like a cesspool.
楽しみにしているわ｡
Who are you?
＜ そう 誰も予想しなかった｡
Kagura.
I command you.
まさか このｹﾂｱｺﾞが➡
Swear fealty to me.
この物語の結末に 重要な役割を 果たすことになるとは＞
If you do, I'll grant your wishes.
(３人)ｹﾂだけに｡
The men do not realize they are dancing on thin ice.
What?
That's fine.
Climb up if you can!
And the women sharpen their red nails.
The wheel of fate is rusty.
It doesn't move until it's too late.
Dance a waltz for me...
[Note: This is Zurako, or crossdressing Katsura.]
I eagerly await the show...
Yes.
Nobody could have predicted
that Buttchin here would play a critical role in the conclusion of this story...
The butt of the story.
[To Be Continued]
Yo! I'm Gintoki!
(銀時)ｵｯｽ！ ｵﾗ 銀時｡ 今週は なんと 『銀魂 改』と名づけて➡
This week, we will be called "Gin Tama Kai"
[Note: "Kai" means "Revised." This is a parody of the new Dragon Ball Kai anime.]
あの 『銀魂』 151話を➡
and show a re-edited director's cut, 16:9 HD remastered version of the infamous episode 151!
ＨＤﾘﾏｽﾀｰ 16対９ ｱﾝﾄﾞ ﾃﾞｨﾚｸﾀｰｽﾞｶｯﾄに再編集して➡
再び放送だ｡ じゃあ 『銀魂 改』 絶対 見てくれよな｡
So here's "Gin Tama Kai!"
Enjoy yourselves!
って おい！ なにが あの151話だ！
Hey!
What do you mean, that infamous episode 151?!
先週の話数だろうが これ｡
That's the episode that aired last week!
つうか 単なる 前話回想じゃねえか｡
And isn't this just a summary of the previous episode?!
いいんだよ こんなところに 危ねえﾈﾀ散りばめなくても｡
You don't need to make chancy references every other line!
しかも 16対９って 上下切っただけじゃないですか！
And it's 16:9 because the top and bottom were chopped off!
ｵﾗ なんか ﾜｸﾜｸすっぞ！ しねえよ！
I'm all excited!
[Note: From Dragon Ball anime.]
I'm not!
(松平)お～い いるか～？ 遅くなっちまったな～！
Oh, are you there?
Sorry I'm late.
『あぶさん』７巻 返しに来たぞ｡
I came to return volume 7 of Abu-san.
(松平)あり？ いねえの？
Eh? He's not here?
あっ！ あれは…！
Tha-
That's...
(将軍)片栗虎 ここは何だ？
Katakuriko, what is this place?
Hmm? The barbershop I frequent.
んっ？ 床屋だ｡ ｵﾚの行きつけの…｡
ｵﾚのﾀﾞﾁに会わせてやろうと 思ったんだが 留守らしいわ｡
I was going to introduce you to my buddy, but he doesn't seem to be here.
Th-That's...
あ… あれは…！
あ… あれは～！
That's...
["The heavens created Chonmage above man instead of another man."]
[Note: Chonmage is a traditional Japanese hairstyle worn from the Edo period to the Meiji period.]
(将軍)おもしろそうだ｡
Fascinating.
結ってくれぬか？ 余の髷も｡
Will you do my hair in a mage?
《あっ… あれは…》
Th-That's...
That's...
《２人:あれは…》
《２人:しょ… 将軍だ!!》
Sh-Shogun?!
[Note: Shogun = General.]
《忘れもしない あの凛とした顔立ち｡
I could never forget that dignified face!
優雅なたたずまい！ 粗末なﾁﾝｺ!!
That elegant bearing!
That humble penis!
な… なんで!? なんでまた こんな汚いところに将軍が！》
Wh-Why?!
Why is the Shogun in such a filthy place?!
結ってくれぬか？ 余の髷も｡
Will you do my hair in a mage?
えっ？ 髷 結うの？ ここで？ ｷｬﾊﾞは？ 行かねえの？
Eh? You want a mage done?
Here?
What about hitting the hostess bar?
You're not coming?
《このｵｯｻﾝ まだ将軍のこと連れ回して➡
Is this old guy still taking the Shogun around and teaching him the wrong things?!
悪い遊び 教えてたの？》
これは 余が代わりに 店主に返しておこう｡
I shall return this to the owner for you.
お前は 先に行って飲んでおれ｡ えっ？
Go on ahead and have a drink.
Eh?
町民に身をやつし 街を彷徨するのは➡
I do not disguise myself as a commoner and roam the streets to indulge in pleasure.
遊興に耽るためではない｡
江戸の庶民の暮らしを 身をもって知るがため｡
My purpose is to learn the lifestyle of the commoners of Edo.
人の上に立つ者は 下の者の気持も 知っておかねばならぬ｡
One who leads must understand how those below feel.
いい機会だ｡
This is a perfect opportunity.
No, no, no, no, no, no, leave!
《いやいや いやいや… 帰って!!》
Eh?
えっ？ ﾏｼﾞで？ ここで散髪していくの？
Seriously?
You're going to get your hair cut here?
《将軍の頭なんて 刈れるわけねえだろう！
Like we're going to shave the Shogun's head!
お願いだから 帰って!!》
Please leave!
ｵﾒｴも 物好きだねぇ｡
You've got odd tastes.
じゃ ｵﾚ いつものところに 先 行ってるから➡
Then I'll head to the usual place.
終わったら来いや｡
Come when you're done.
Wait!
《待て！ 連れていけ!!
Take him with you!
You're going to run off to a hostess bar and leave the Shogun here all alone?!
おのれは 将軍１人 ほっぽって ｷｬﾊﾞｸﾗ行くつもりか！》
まあ まあ その格好なら 誰も ｵﾒｴに気づくまい｡
Well, nobody will recognize you in that costume.
護衛も いらんだろ｡
You shouldn't need any bodyguards.
《いやいや いるだろ!!
No, he needs them!
You're in one hell of a hurry to get to your hostess bar, old guy!
どんだけ早くｷｬﾊﾞｸﾗ行きてえんだよ このｵｯｻﾝ！》
じゃ 親父によろしく｡
Then say "Hello" to him for me.
《おい 待て！ ｴﾛ親父!!》
Hey, wait up!
Perverted old man!
では よろしく頼む｡
Then, I'm in your hands.
《ど… どうすんの これ!?》 《どうしたらいいの？ これ!?》
Wh-What do we do?
What are we supposed to do?!
《２人:将軍の頭を散髪!?》
Cut the Shogun's hair!
《いやいや いやいや… ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ ﾑﾘ…》
No, no, no, no!
Not happening. Not happening. Not happening.
《ちょっと待って 将軍様！
Wait, Shogun-sama!
ﾎﾞｸら 床屋でも 何でもないんですけど！》
We aren't even barbers!
どうすんですか 銀さん！ どうすれば いいんですか!?
What are we going to do, Gin-san?!
What should we do?!
知るわけねえだろう！
How would I know?!
Don't expect me to know the answer to everything!
お前 何でも銀さんが 答え知ってると思うなよ!!
銀さんだってな わからないこともあんだよ!!
There are things I don't know!
泣きたいときもあんだよ！ 逃げ出したいときもあんだよ!!
There are times when I want to cry!
There are times when I want to run away!
だから さっさと 逃げようって言ったんだよ｡
That's why I said to run for it!
お前らが もっさりもっさりしてるから!!
The two of you had to dawdle around!
どうすんだ おい…｡
What do we do?
これ 逃げるどころか もし 散髪 失敗でもしたら…｡
Forget running away...
If we screw up his haircut...
(ｶﾗｽの鳴き声)
３人仲よく 打ち首獄門｡
All three of us will lose our heads.
Oboroshaa!!
[Note: Puking sound.]
吐いた!?
He puked?!
すみません あまりの緊張感で吐き気が…｡
I'm sorry...
I was so nervous my gag reflex kicked in.
ﾎﾞｸ もう ﾀﾞﾒです…｡
I can't go on any longer.
Why are you trying to back out by yourself already?!
なに １人だけ 早々と ﾘﾀｲｱしようとしてんだ！
気を しっかり持て！
Get a grip!
Pathetic.
情けないｱﾙな… 将軍だか何だか知らないけど➡
Doesn't matter if he's the Shogun or whatever.
生えてる髪は みんな同じｱﾙ｡ 私が行くね｡
The hair on his head is the same as everybody else's.
I'll go.
い… いらっしゃいませよ｡
W-Welcome.
おお 行ったぞ ｱｲﾂ！ さすがだよ｡
Whoa! There she goes!
Impressive!
今日は どんな髪形にしますね｡ 角刈りｱﾙか？ ２ﾌﾞﾛｯｸｱﾙか？
How would you like your hair done today?
A crew cut?
Parted in the front?
ﾏｯｼｭﾙｰﾑ…｡ ｷﾞｬ～!!
A mushroo-
Mugoshuroro!
[Note: Puking sound.]
はい １ ２ ３！
Okay!
One, two, three!
何してんだ ﾃﾒｴは!? 死にてえのか!?
What are you doing?!
Do you want to die?!
新八のが におってきたね｡
The smell from Shinpachi got to me.
It got the better of me.
もらっちゃったｱﾙ｡ もらっちゃったじゃねえだろ！
Don't you give me that!
将軍にかかったら どうするつもりだ!?
What if you had barfed on him?!
大丈夫です ｷﾞﾘｷﾞﾘｾｰﾌです｡ 将軍は…｡
Don't worry.
We're barely okay.
The Shogun is...
Huh?
あれ？ 将軍って あんなﾏｰｸ ついてましたっけ？
Did the Shogun have a mark on his forehead?
Looks like a naruto...
[Note: Naruto is a fishcake usually on top of ramen.]
なんか ﾅﾙﾄの…｡
あ 昼食べた ﾗｰﾒﾝの｡ ちゃんと消化しとけばよかった｡
Ah, from the ramen I had for lunch...
I should have digested that.
そういう問題じゃねえだろ！
That's not the issue here!
どうすんだよ 思いっきり ｵﾃﾞｺに張りついてんぞ！
What do we do?
It's stuck to his forehead.
肉って書かれるのと 同じくらい ﾀﾞﾒだろ！
That's as bad as if he had "meat" written on his forehead!
[Note: From Kinniku-man (Ultimate Muscle) by Yude Tamago.]
ﾔﾊﾞｲ 鏡 ｶﾞﾝ見してますよ 将軍｡
This is bad!
The Shogun's staring at the mirror!
ごまかして 誰かごまかして！
Cover it up!
Somebody cover it up!
あっ あれ？
O-Oh?
Hey! Who drew a naruto on the mirror?!
おい誰だ！ 鏡に ﾅﾙﾄなんて落書きしたﾔﾂ！
あ すみません ﾎﾞｸです！
Ah, sorry!
That would be me!
ﾃﾒｴ ぶっ殺されてえのか？
You want me to kill you?!
すみません お客さん 大丈夫ですから｡
So sorry, sir.
Don't worry.
これ 鏡に描いてるだけですから｡
This is just something on the mirror.
鏡 ちゃんと拭いとけよ！ はい！
You'd better wipe the mirror off!
Yes!
すみませんね 本当｡
I'm really very sorry.
I'm always telling him off, really.
いつも 口すっぱくして 言ってるんですけどね 本当｡
あ～ ちょっと顔蒸らしますよ｡
Ah, I'm going to steam your face now.
本当ね ｳﾁも全然若いﾔﾂが 育たなくて まいってんですよ｡
Honestly...
These young ones never learn.
近頃の若いﾔﾂは 叱れば すぐ辞めるし➡
Young people these days quit the second you scold them.
ほっとけば ｻﾎﾞるしで まったく ﾛｸなもんじゃなくてね｡
They slack off the moment you aren't looking.
What a worthless bunch.
あ それじゃ 今日は どういう感じにします？
Then how do you want your hair cut today?
では 髷を結い直してもらえるか？
In that case, could you redo my mage?
Ah, yes. Understood.
あ～ はい わかりました｡ じゃあ 月代を剃るのと一緒に➡
Then I'll shave your face while I'm shaving your forehead.
顔の毛も 剃らしていただきますから｡
うむ 頼む｡
Yes, please.
《なんで!?》
Why?!
Then!
じゃあ いったん倒しますね｡
Then I'll need you to lie down for now.
Please keep your eyes closed.
そのまま 目つぶっててくださいね｡
This is bad!
おい やべえよ ﾅﾙﾄが なんかもう 全然取れない！
I can't get the naruto off!
取れる気がしない！ 取れるどころか➡
Like it doesn't want to come off!
Like the one that uses the Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[Note: Shadow Clone Jutsu from NARUTO, used to create multiple copies of the user.]
影分身の術まで使ったよ こっちのﾅﾙﾄも！
落ち着いてください 影分身じゃありませんよ｡
Calm down!
Nobody's using any Shadow Clone Jutsu.
あれ 最初から ２枚重なってたんですよ｡
There were two stacked on top of each other to begin with.
What are we going to do about that?!
どうすんだよ ｱﾚよ おい！
Looks like he has Sharingan!
[Note: Sharingan is an eye technique from NARUTO, used to memorize and replicate an opponent's jutsu.]
写輪眼みてえに なっちゃってんじゃねえかよ！
怖くて近寄れねえよ 必殺技 盗まれるぞ おい！
I'm too scared to go near him!
He might steal my special techniques!
あんな汚ねえ写輪眼 見たことねえよ！
I've never seen any Sharingan that dirty!
And you don't have any special techniques!
つうか ｱﾝﾀ 必殺技なんて ないでしょうが！
だから対戦ｹﾞｰﾑも出なくて ﾊﾞﾝﾀﾞｲﾅﾑｺｹﾞｰﾑｽも困ってるんだから！
That's why Bandai Namco's having a hard time, 'cause they can't put out any fighting games!
おい 誰か何とかしろよ｡
Hey! Somebody do something about this!
顔の毛剃るﾌﾘして 取ってこい！
Remove them while pretending to shave his face!
ちょっ なんで ﾎﾞｸなんですか!?
Hey!
Why me?!
(神楽)素手じゃ ﾑﾘｱﾙ｡ ｽﾞﾙｽﾞﾙ滑って 位置がずれるだけね｡
I can't do it with my bare hands.
It keeps slipping.
Kagura-chan!
神楽ちゃん どんだけ 背脂っこってりなの食べたの？
How oily was the ramen you ate?!
(神楽) ｶﾐｿﾘを使って 削ぎ落とすｱﾙ｡
We can slide it off with a razor.
ちょっと 危ないですって！
Hey! That's dangerous!
Careful. Be careful.
そっと そっとだよ｡ わかってるｱﾙ｡
I know.
あの すみません いったい いつまでま…｡
Uh, excuse me.
How long do I have to wait...
ちょっと今 大事なところだから 黙って寝てろ 薄命ｺﾞﾘﾗ｡
We're in the middle of something important here, so shut up, dying gorilla!
Who knows what I'll end up cutting off if my hand slips?
手元が狂うと 何をそぎ落とすか わからないね｡
Okay!
はい！
あ～ いける いける！
Ah, it's working!
あっ 取れたｱﾙ｡ お～ やった やった！
Oh, I took it off.
Wow! Way to go!
もう一つの影分身のほうも｡
Remove the other shadow clone, too.
よっと やったね とれたｱﾙ｡
Whoa...
I did it! I got it off!
You did it, Kagura-chan!
やったね 神楽ちゃん！
Whew...
よし なんと 第一関門突破だな｡
We made it through the first stage.
[Oedo Comics]
The man is finally facing retirement!
＜ とうとうあの男にも 引退の危機が迫る！
Two generations of horsefly-catching are finally coming to an end!
親子二代にわたる無限に続く あぶとり叙事詩にも➡
いよいよ結末のときがきた！
永嶋新司 最新作！＞
Shinji Nagashima's new work!
Volume 271 of Abu-san.
Scheduled for release on April 32nd.
＜ ご予約は お近くの書店で＞
Place your order at a nearby bookstore.
えっ ちょっ…｡ えっ 何これ｡
Huh?
What's this?
Wait... Hold on...
ちょっと待って｡ ちょっと待って｡
What? No way.
えっ ｳｿ｡ ぎ 銀さん これ…｡
Gi-Gin-san?
This is...
Could it be...
あの ひょっとして…｡
Th-The Shogun's mag...
しょ しょ 将軍の ま…｡
♪♪～
You moron!
ﾊﾞｯｷｬﾛｳ!! 掃除ぐらいちゃんとしておけ！
Can't you keep this place clean?!
ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰの ｳﾝｺ落ちてただろうが！
We've got golden retriever shit lying around!
いや 違うだろ～！
No! That can't be right!
That was definitely the Shogun's mage!
今 完全に将軍の髷だったよね!?
光の速さで証拠隠滅したけど 完全に髷もげてたよね!?
You hid the evidence at the speed of light, but it was obvious that his mage came off!
違う！ 今のは純然たる ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰのｳﾝｺだ！
You're wrong!
That was absolutely golden retriever shit!
色 大きさ ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰのｳﾝｺ 以外の何者でもない！
The color! The size!
It could only be golden retriever shit!
それ以上でも それ以下でもない！
Nothing more! Nothing less!
だからｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰ どこに いるんだよ!? ﾜﾝ！
Where is there even a golden retriever?!
Th-This is terrible!
さ 最悪だぁ！ ﾅﾙﾄ取るのに夢中で➡
You cut off his mage while you were removing the naruto!
いつの間にか髷まで 剃り落としちゃったんですよ！
手元が狂うどころの 話じゃないですよ！
That doesn't happen from a slip of the hand!
What are we going to do?!
どうすんですか!? 切腹じゃすまねえよ これ！
Even committing seppuku won't be enough for this!
C-C-C-Calm down! Calm down, Shinpachi!
お お お お 落ち着け！ 落ち着け 新八！
Without his mage, the Shogun is just a baldie!
髷がなくなったら将軍といえども ただの てっぺんﾊｹﾞですよ！
ﾃﾞｺｽｹですよ！ 落ち武者のｺｽﾌﾟﾚやる人ですよ！
With a huge forehead!
Like someone cosplaying as a fallen warrior!
つうか髷が将軍か 将軍が髷かの 勢いなんですから！
Yeah, you could even say that the mage makes the Shogun!
But if you were to put golden retriever shit on the Shogun's head,
だって将軍の頭に ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰのｳﾝｺ乗ってたら➡
anybody would remove it!
誰だって 剃り落とすだろうが！ それが侍だと思うよ!?
That's what a samurai would do!
それが忠義の心だと思うよ!! 将軍の髷を➡
That's what a loyal subject would do!
A samurai who calls the General's mage shit is not a samurai!
ｳﾝｺ呼ばわりするような侍なんて 侍じゃありませんよ！
I-I-It's fine!
だ だ だ 大丈夫だ｡ 絶対 大丈夫だ！
Definitely fine!
人生は そんなにつらく 厳しいもんじゃない｡
Life isn't harsh or cruel at all!
Never give up!
ﾈﾊﾞｰ ｷﾞﾌﾞ ｱ～ｯﾌﾟ！
Why are you singing about life?!
何 人生応援ｿﾝｸﾞみたいなこと 言ってんだ！
You think that superficial phrases are going to solve our problem?!
そんな上っ面な文句で事態が 打開できると思ってるのか!?
But! But!
だって だって！ ちょっと短くなっただけだろ!?
It's just a little shorter!
毛先を揃えただけだろ!?
We just trimmed his hair!
We can still do this!
結えるよ！ まだまだ髷なんて なんとかなるよ！
We can still pull together a mage!
す すみまっせ～ん｡
E-Excuse me.
Let me try to tie this.
ちょっと あの １回 結わせてもらいますぅ｡
That's not even close to being long enough!
全然長さ 足んないじゃないですか！
全然ﾑﾘじゃないですか！
This is impossible!
It's fine!
大丈夫だ！ 引っ張りが足りねえんだよ！
I'm just not pulling hard enough!
もっと こう…！ ちょっと～!!
Have to go like this!
Hey!
抜けちゃう 抜けちゃう 抜けちゃう～!!
You're gonna pull it out!
Pulling his hair out! Out!
Don't give up!
諦めるな～！ 諦めたら そこで髷終了ですよ！
If we give up, there will be no mage!
[Note: A spoof of a famous phrase by Coach Anzai Sensei from SLAM DUNK by Takehiko Inoue.]
Gin-san! The Shogun is tearing up!
銀さん！ 将軍 涙目です！ 将軍 限界突破です！
The Shogun is past his limit!
これ以上は ﾑﾘです!! ぬおぉ～!!
He can't take any more!
ぐぬぬぬ…!!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
痛い痛い痛い！ やめたげて！ お願いだからやめたげて!!
Stop it!
Please stop it!
Hey, I've got a mage here!
おい 何とか髷できたぞ！ 早く結べ！
Tie it together!
Tie it together while I'm holding it up!
ｵﾚが引っ張ってる間に 結んでくれ～!!
It's impossible.
あぁ ﾑﾘです！ ﾑﾘですってば！
Impossible!
はい できましたよ｡ いや もう人相➡
Okay, we're done.
Uh, he looks different now.
変わっちゃってるんですけど！ 顔 ﾊﾟｯﾂﾝ ﾊﾟｯﾂﾝだよ！
His face is all stretched!
ｽﾄｯｷﾝｸﾞ被ったみたいに なってるよ！
Like he's got a stocking over his head!
Hey, he seems to like it?
おい これ結構 気に入って くれてんじゃねえのか？
Isn't he smiling?
笑ってない？ 微笑みの国の人 みたいになってな～い!?
Like he's from the Land of Smiles?
[Note: Thailand is known as the Land of Smiles.]
He isn't!
なってねえよ！ 皮 吊り上げ られてるだけだろうが！
His skin is all lifted!
Huh? He's mad?
えっ あれ怒ってんの!? あれ 笑ってんの!?
Is he smiling?
I can't tell.
わかんねえんだけど！ 全然 表情読み取れないんだけど｡
I can't read his expression at all.
I guarantee you that he's not smiling!
笑ってないことだけは 確かですよ｡
I'm sorry!
すみません！ 今すぐ直しますんで！
We'll fix this right away!
ﾀﾞﾒです 銀さん！
It's no good, Gin-san!
If we let him leave like this, we'll definitely lose our heads!
このまま帰したら間違いなく ﾎﾞｸら打ち首獄門です！
(２人)うわっ！
We have to do something!
なんとかしましょう｡ 要は ここから帰るときだけ➡
As long as he's satisfied when he leaves, the rest doesn't matter!
満足していれば あとは どうでもいいんです！
We just have to get past this situation!
その場しのぎで いいんです！
We can just throw together something that looks right and run for it!
ここは 形だけ取り繕って 逃げ切りましょう！
The mage!
髷だ！ そうだ さっきの髷だ！
That's right! The mage!
We can force it onto his head and fool him!
あれを無理やりくっつけて なんとか ごまかそう！
ああっ！ 大変ｱﾙ 新八！
Uh-oh, Shinpachi!
ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰが 髷をくわえて行ってしまったね！
A golden retriever took the mage and ran away!
えぇ!?
What?!
I'll go and get it back!
取り戻してくるｱﾙ！ あとは なんとかやっといて！
Take care of the rest!
Wait, Kagura-chan!
待って 神楽ちゃん！
Damn it...
ｸｯｿ！ どうして こう何もかも うまくいかないんだ！
Why won't anything work...
いったい どうしたら…｡
What do we have to do...
Hey, Shinpachi.
おい 新八｡ ん？
Gin-san!
銀さん！ そ… それ どうしたんですか その髷！
Th-That...
What's that mage?!
どこで見つけたんですか？
Where did you find it?
I didn't find it.
見つけたんじゃねえ｡ 作ったんだ｡
I made it.
えぇ!? ないもんは 作るしかねえだろ｡
What?!
We didn't have one so I had to make one.
Wait...
ちょ… 作ったって すごいじゃないですか！
You made it...?
That's amazing!
見直しましたよ 銀さん！ わくわくさんみたいですよ！
I'm impressed, Gin-san!
You're like that Waku Waku san!!
[Note: Waku Waku san is from "Tsukutte Asobo," an NHK craft show for kids.]
これをﾎﾞﾝﾄﾞでつけて➡
We'll just glue it on...
はい できあがり｡
Okay, all done.
It's perfect, Gin-san!
完璧じゃないですか 銀さん｡ これなら ｲｹますよ！
This will work!
これなら十分 将軍をごまかせ…｡
This should be enough to fool the Shogun...
あれ？ なんか よく見たら➡
Huh?
After a closer look...
あれ？ なんか 微妙に縮れてませんか？ この髷｡
Huh?
Isn't this mage kind of shrinking?
ちょっと すみません｡
Excuse me.
How did you make this mage?
この髷 どうやって作ったんですか？
隣の繁みに生えてた｡
It was growing in the bushes next door.
どんな繁み!? 何してんですか ｱﾝﾀ！
What kind of bushes are those?!
What are you doing?!
この国で最高の位にある 人物の頭の上に➡
How can you put something so disgusting on the head
なに 世の中で 最低のもの のせてんの!?
of the most important man in this country?!
Well, he said that one who leads must understand how those below feel.
いや… 人の上に立つ者は➡
下の者の気持も知らねえと ﾀﾞﾒだって言ってたから…｡
Below doesn't mean down there!
下の者って そんなものじゃねえだろ！
But doesn't the Shogun like it?
いや でも将軍 気に入ってんじゃね？
あれ 笑ってんじゃね？
Isn't he smiling?
I told you already that he isn't smiling!
だから 笑ってねえって 言ってんだろ！
And how long do you intend to keep the Shogun's face stretched like that?!
つうか いつまで将軍 ﾊﾟｯﾂﾝﾊﾟｯﾂﾝに しておくつもりだよ！
Free him already!
いいかげん 解放してやれよ！
I can't decide if he's mad or laughing.
怒ってんのか 笑ってんのか はっきりしてくんねえかな？
あれ？ なんか ﾃﾞｷﾓﾉ出てきたぞ おい！
Huh?
Something's growing up there.
ちょっと～!! なんか病気 移されてますよ！
Hey!
He's been infected by something!
すみません！ 今すぐ直します！
I'm sorry!
We'll fix it right away!
ﾀﾞﾒです 銀さん！ もっと違うやつ！
This is no good, Gin-san!
Use someone else!
もっと他に いいのないんですか!?
Isn't there anyone else to use?!
Someone else?
他のやつったって…｡
No choice then.
しようがねえ｡ じゃあ ﾂﾞﾗの下の毛で｡
I'll use Zura's hair down there then...
Why down there?!
だから なんで そっちだ～！ 普通に髪の毛 使えばいいでしょ！
Can't you just use the hair on his head?!
I'm trying to keep him from finding out.
いやぁ 一応 ﾊﾞﾚないようにだな｡
Using his pubes won't keep him from finding out!
陰毛だって ﾊﾞﾚるでしょうが！
Katsura-san's hair is long enough
桂さんの髪なら長いから 少々 切ってもﾊﾞﾚないでしょ！
that you can cut some off without him finding out, right?!
それも そうだな｡
You're right.
Sorry, Zura.
わりぃな ﾂﾞﾗ｡ ちょっと いただくぜ｡
I'll be taking some of this.
Why from his bangs?!
なんで前髪だ～！ 後ろ髪 こんだけ長いのに➡
Look at how long it is in the back!
なんで わざわざ前髪から 持ってくるんですか!?
Why would you take it from the front?!
それ もう 取り返しつかないでしょ！
And it's too late now!
You've limited any way to style his hair now!
ﾍｱｰｽﾀｲﾙ限定されてくるでしょ！ その前髪どうするんですか!?
What are you going to do about those bangs?!
あぁ？ これな ちょっと残ってるから変なんだろ｡
Ah?
This looks weird 'cause there's a little left.
So I just need to cut his bangs off completely.
前髪 全部 揃えちまえばいいんだよ｡
ご覧なさい｡ どこの小公子だ！
See?
Is he supposed to be Little Lord Fauntleroy?!
[Note: Hairstyle for Cedric from "Little Lord Fauntleroy" anime series.]
わかった わかった｡ 全体的に短くすれば➡
I get it already.
It won't stand out if I shorten it all around.
目立たな… あれ？ こんなもんか｡ さ～て！
Huh?
Like this?
Okay!
もう それ桂さんじゃ ありませんよ！ ﾜｶﾒさんですよ！
That isn't Katsura-san anymore!
It's Wakame-san!
[Note: Wakame is a character from Sazae-san.]
Forget it.
もういい ﾂﾞﾗは 角刈りにすることにしたから｡
I've decided Zura gets a crew cut.
諦めた｡ この人 ものっそい 中途半端なところで投げ出したよ｡
He gave up.
This guy chose a fine time to stop trying!
Anyway, back to the mage.
それより髷だ｡ あっ これだったら➡
We should be able to fool him with this.
いい感じに ごまかせるんじゃねえか？
Huh?
えっ まあこれだけ ｻﾗｻﾗﾍｱｰであれば➡
Well, with hair this silky,
前のに負けないくらいのものが できますけど｡
we should be able to make something as good as his old one.
いや～ でもちょっと ｻﾗｻﾗすぎるかもしれねえな｡
Well, isn't it a little too silky?
そこじゃねえだろ！
That's not where it goes!
Well, I'd feel guilty about leaving him like this.
いや～ このまま放置して おくのは ちょっと罪悪感が｡
Since we're also dealing with a Shogun here.
こっちも 将軍ちゃあ 将軍だからな｡
Shogun of what?!
どんな将軍？ 将軍ていうか これただのﾑｯｼｭじゃないですか！
And this is no Shogun! It's a Monsieur!
[Note: Nickname for a musician, Hiroshi "Monsieur" Kamayatsu.]
Well, he won't tap on his geta sandals, but it can still get the job done.
[Note: Geta sandal is from the song by Hiroshi Kamayatsu "To my good friend".]
まあ ｹﾞﾀは鳴らせないけど ﾑﾗﾑﾗはできるしな｡
That's not the issue here!
そうじゃなくて！ 銀さん ﾑｯｼｭじゃなくて 髷です！
Gin-san! Forget the little man and get back to the mage!
Hurry!
早く 早く！ ﾊﾞﾚる前に早く！
Before he finds out! Hurry!
I get it already.
何だよ わかったよ｡
そのﾏｹﾞじゃねえ！ どこに 髷作ってんだ！
Not there!
Where are you making a mage?!
Doesn't it look just as good as it did before?
前のに負けないくらいのものに なっただろ？
Forget about that Shogun already!
だからもう そっちの将軍はいいから！
こっちです こっち！ 早くしないと➡
The one over here!
If you don't hurry, we might lose our heads!
打ち首にされるかも しれないんですよ！
Gin-chan! Shinpachi!
銀ちゃん 新八！
神楽ちゃん！ 何とか取り戻してきたｱﾙ｡
Kagura-chan!
I managed to get it back.
ﾎﾝﾄに？ でかした｡
Really?!
Great job!
お前よく取り戻せたな！
I'm amazed that you were able to get it back.
I thought we'd never see it again.
絶対 もうﾀﾞﾒだと思ってたぞ｡
It was hard, but I managed somehow.
大変だったけど 何とかなったね｡
With this, we should be fine.
これさえあれば もう大丈夫ｱﾙ｡
Now, put it on the Shogun's head, quick!
さあ 早く将軍様の頭に｡
Here you go.
よっと｡
あれ？ 何これ？ 何で ﾓｻﾞｲｸかかってんの？
Huh?
What is this?
Why is there a mosaic over it?
何で 変なﾆｵｲすんの？ 大変だったｱﾙ｡
Why does it smell funny?
It was so hard.
I had to look all over town for the right size of golden retriever sh-
いい感じの大きさがなくて 町中探し回ったｱﾙ｡
ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝ･ﾚﾄﾘｰﾊﾞｰのｳ…｡
(桂)ん？ すみません｡
Excuse me.
まだ待たなきゃﾀﾞﾒですか？
Do I have to keep waiting?
I would expect the shampoo to have permeated my hair by now...
もう十分 ｼｬﾝﾌﾟｰ浸透したと思うんですけど｡
何だ？ 騒がしいな｡
What?
It's awfully noisy.
ｳｯ…｡
知らなかった｡ 下々の者たちが➡
I had no idea...
The commoners braid mage under such foul conditions...
まさか これほど劣悪な環境で 髷を結っていたとは｡
I had no idea...
知らなかった｡ 余は何も｡
I knew nothing at all...
知らなかった…｡
改革せねば…｡ 床屋改革を せねば 江戸に 明日はない｡
Reform is needed...
Edo will have no future if I do not reform barbershops!
What was that?
何だあれ？ 泣いているのか 笑っているのか➡
I couldn't tell if he was crying or laughing.
よくわからなかったな｡
Anyway, when am I going to get my hair cut?
それにしても いつ 散髪始めてくれるんでしょうかね｡
I've been waiting for a long time.
もうだいぶ待ってるんですけどね｡
You too?
あなたもですか？ 実は私も｡
So have I...
(２人)うお～っ！
＜ それから程なくして その髪結い床は➡
And so it was that the barbershop received government money to rebuild.
なぜか公儀の出資により➡
改築工事が おし進められることになった｡
荘厳華麗な佇まいに 各地から 集められた 名だたる理容師たち｡
With a magnificent building and barbers from across the land,
店は瞬く間に 江戸いちばんの 髪結い床となった｡
the place soon became the number one barbershop in Edo.
だがしかし 一軒の床屋を救った影に➡
[WANTED]
However, few were aware that three barbers had risked their lives in the shadows to save this shop.
身命を賭して戦った ３人の 理容師の存在があったことは➡
あまり知られていない＞
[The End]
Can't sleep...
Not even a wink. Not the tiniest bit at all. In fact, I'm waking up.
Can't sleep...
The next episode...
"Sleep Helps a Child Grow."
I wanna grow.
[I've gotta get up at seven tomorrow...]
[I can't sleep at all at this hour.]
[See you next time!]