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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.56,0:00:02.96,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Feeling all beat by 6 PM.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.35,0:00:04.60,On Screen,CAPTION,0,0,0,,[The Tamo-san Hour\NSmile!\NIs that Good?]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.61,0:00:04.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢夕方６時は ｸﾞﾀﾞｸﾞﾀﾞ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.96,0:00:05.77,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Virgins tend to be timid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.59,0:00:06.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢やっぱり どうでもよきかな｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.77,0:00:08.24,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Getting all bitchy by 6 PM.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.60,0:00:11.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢夕方６時は ｸﾞｽﾞｸﾞｽﾞ\N明日も どうでもよきかな｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.24,0:00:11.36,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Still gonna be a virgin tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:15.56,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Watashi wa Tomu desu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.29,0:00:18.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢Ｉ am Tom 私はﾄﾑです｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.56,0:00:18.26,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,I am Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.26,0:00:21.97,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,No way I could possibly know that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.46,0:00:21.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪(多毛)｢そんなの 見たって\Nわかるわけねえだろうが！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.78,0:00:23.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢ﾄﾑって誰だ ｺﾗ！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.97,0:00:23.41,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Hey! Who the hell's Tom?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.65,0:00:25.73,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Yosan wo agete.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.76,0:00:28.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢Give me money 予算を上げて｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:28.44,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Give me money!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.27,0:00:33.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢今どき４対３なんて ｳﾁぐらい｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.44,0:00:33.80,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,We're the only ones using 4:3 in this day and age.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.61,0:00:36.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢何年やっても お値段据え置き｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.80,0:00:36.76,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,After all these years, the costs haven't changed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.61,0:00:41.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢謝る気もないのに\Nごめんなさい｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:41.22,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Apologizing when you don't even mean it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.22,0:00:43.88,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Opening up when the black ships come!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.22,0:00:46.91,On Screen,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,[Note: This is a reference to American Admiral Perry's black ships that opened up Japan's period of isolation in 1853.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.25,0:00:43.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢黒船きたら 即開国！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:46.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢笑ってよきかな\Nｸﾞｽﾞｸﾞｽﾞｽﾊﾟｰｷﾝ！ ｲｴ～ｲ！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.88,0:00:46.91,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Laugh away! Bitchin' sparking! Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.59,0:00:48.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢来世があるから｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.91,0:00:49.25,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,There's always the next life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.94,0:00:51.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢よきかなろ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.25,0:00:51.71,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,So it's all good!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.61,0:00:54.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢ﾌﾟﾛｼﾞｪｸﾄ Ｘ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:54.31,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,Project X.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:54.31,On Screen,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,[Note: Project X is a Japanese TV documentary series.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.28,0:00:56.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢田口ﾄﾓﾛｦ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.31,0:00:56.81,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Tomoro Taguchi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.31,0:00:59.16,On Screen,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,[Note: Tomoro Taguchi is the Japanese voice actor who narrates in Project X.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.61,0:00:59.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢よきかな よきかな｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.81,0:00:59.16,Main01,Chunentai(Song),0,0,0,,It's all good. It's all good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.16,0:01:00.14,Main01,Tamosan(Song),0,0,0,,Taguchi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.61,0:01:03.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢田口！｣\N♪♪｢ﾄﾓﾛｦ｣
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.14,0:01:05.93,Main01,All(Song),0,0,0,,Tomoro!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.60,0:01:06.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(拍手)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.61,0:01:09.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さっそく ｺｰﾅｰです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.65,0:01:08.44,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,We'll move on to the next segment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:16.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.11,0:01:19.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんばんは｡\Nこんばんは！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.14,0:01:17.34,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.68,0:01:19.27,Main01,All,0,0,0,,Good evening!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.27,0:01:21.84,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Huh? The same audience as last week?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:21.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ 先週と同じお客さん？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.79,0:01:23.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうですね！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.84,0:01:23.51,Main01,All,0,0,0,,Sure is!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.51,0:01:25.52,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Isn't coincidence a scary thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:26.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,偶然って恐ろしいね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.08,0:01:27.63,Main01,All,0,0,0,,Sure is!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.11,0:01:28.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうですね！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.63,0:01:30.61,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,And yeah, we're just recycling, aren't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.11,0:01:31.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか 単なる使いまわしだよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.11,0:01:33.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうですね！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.14,0:01:32.48,Main01,All,0,0,0,,Sure are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.68,0:01:34.02,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,We have Ketsuno here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.10,0:01:35.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結野です\Nよろしくお願いします｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.02,0:01:35.44,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,It's a pleasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.44,0:01:37.45,Main01,Ketsuno,0,0,0,,The pleasure is all mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.95,0:01:38.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(結野)よろしくお願いします｡\Nかわいい！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.04,0:01:41.24,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Now we have a guest introduced by Mako-chan-san yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.25,0:01:41.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それじゃあ 昨日の\N誠っちゃんさんからのご紹介➡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.77,0:01:43.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,定春さんです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.06,0:01:43.78,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Sadaharu-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.78,0:01:48.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(拍手)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.46,0:01:51.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,かわいい！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.37,0:01:58.82,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Uh, wait?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.61,0:02:00.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《って あれ？\Nやっぱ 犬だよね これ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.82,0:02:00.08,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,This is a dog, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.08,0:02:02.00,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,It's big, but it's a dog, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.09,0:02:02.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でかいだけのただの犬だよね？\Nあれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:05.18,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Uh, we're supposed to be doing an interview here, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.94,0:02:05.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これﾄｰｸのｺｰﾅｰなんだけどな\Nあれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.18,0:02:06.39,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,How do we make this work?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.26,0:02:07.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうやって まわせば…》
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.88,0:02:09.48,Main01,Makoto chan,0,0,0,,Then I'll introduce you to Sadaharu.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.12,0:02:10.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((誠っちゃん:\Nじゃあ 定春を紹介します｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.12,0:02:13.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(多毛)ｱﾊﾊﾊﾊ\Nこれ ただの犬じゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.64,0:02:13.31,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,This is just a dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.31,0:02:15.01,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,You're a funny guy, Mako-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.47,0:02:15.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おもしろいな 誠っちゃんも｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.01,0:02:17.27,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,There's somebody in this thing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.46,0:02:18.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾝﾄは これ 中に人とか\N入ってるんでしょ ｱﾊﾊﾊﾊ))
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.69,0:02:22.09,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Yeah, I was joking when I agreed to this yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:22.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんて 昨日 おもしろ半分で\N安請け合いするんじゃなかったよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.09,0:02:23.51,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,What do I do here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.11,0:02:24.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これ どうすんだ これ！\Nﾄｰｸできねえじゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.51,0:02:24.74,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I can't do anything about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.74,0:02:26.75,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,And how the hell could he introduce a dog to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.78,0:02:27.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか なんつーもん\N紹介すんだよｱｲﾂ｡ あれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.75,0:02:28.33,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Huh? A poster?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.75,0:02:31.92,On Screen,Tamosan,0,0,0,,[Note: In shows like this, an actor or musician usually brings a poster to promote a movie or event.]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.45,0:02:30.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっ!? ﾎﾟｽﾀｰ？\Nえっ なんで？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.33,0:02:29.37,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Huh? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.91,0:02:31.92,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Is that supposed to be some kind of advertisement?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:32.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何の宣伝するつもりなんだ\Nｵﾒｴは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.92,0:02:34.04,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,And why is it still here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.14,0:02:34.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか なんで ずっと\Nここにいんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.04,0:02:36.05,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Why didn't anybody on the staff stop this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.13,0:02:36.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで ｽﾀｯﾌ\N誰も止めなかったの？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.05,0:02:39.63,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,A dog can't be allowed on stage when it's this big.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.09,0:02:38.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただの犬が\Nここにいて いいわけないじゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.15,0:02:40.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただ大きいだけの犬が｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.45,0:02:44.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ！ って もしかして\Nこの犬 天才犬!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.58,0:02:42.43,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Wait, maybe this dog's...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.43,0:02:44.33,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,A genius?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.29,0:02:46.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうか そうに違いない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.33,0:02:44.98,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.98,0:02:46.18,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,That must be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.18,0:02:49.48,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,This dog must understand a fair amount of human speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.30,0:02:49.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうか この犬は ある程度\N人の言葉を理解できるんだな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.48,0:02:51.09,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,That's why it's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.69,0:02:51.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だから ここにいるんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.09,0:02:53.77,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I've got a chance then.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.64,0:02:53.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だったら\Nこっちにも勝ち目はあるさ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.63,0:02:55.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だてに 25年\Nこの司会やってないよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.77,0:02:55.88,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I haven't spent twenty-five years hosting this show for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.88,0:02:58.01,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I've handled all kinds of guests.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.96,0:02:58.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どんなｹﾞｽﾄだって\Nさばいてきたもの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.01,0:03:00.39,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,As long as it understands my words, I'll make it out like always!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.30,0:03:00.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,言葉が通じるなら\Nいつもどおりにいける｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.29,0:03:02.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,天才犬なら大丈夫！》
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.39,0:03:01.70,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,I can do a genius dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.29,0:03:05.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾎﾝ 髪切った？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.04,0:03:05.43,Main01,Tamosan,0,0,0,,Did you get a haircut...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.04,0:03:05.94,On Screen,Tamosan,0,0,0,,[Note: Parody of Cozy Tomita who is an impersonator of Tamoro.]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.96,0:04:52.92,On Screen,EpTitle,0,0,0,,["If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!"]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.98,0:04:56.64,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Next time on TV Mix-and-Match:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.64,0:05:00.80,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The pianist battle to decide Tsu Terakado's official fan club!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.27,0:05:03.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ご期待ください！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.60,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Expect a great show!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.27,0:05:08.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(新八)お通ちゃんｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞ\N決定戦場のﾋﾟｱﾆｽﾄだって!?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.53,0:05:07.86,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,The pianist battle to decide Otsu-chan's official fan club?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.09,0:05:11.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(たかちん)\Nこれに出場して優勝すれば➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.37,0:05:15.33,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,If we participate and win, we can still become official!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.09,0:05:15.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚたちも\Nまだ ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙになれるってのか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.27,0:05:18.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まだ ﾁｬﾝｽは\N残っているってのか！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.92,0:05:19.03,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,So we still have a chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.79,0:05:23.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)ﾌﾟｯｽｽｽ… 地獄に仏とは\Nまさに このこと｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.32,0:05:23.69,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,So this is what they mean by running into Buddha in hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.46,0:05:26.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんのおかげで\N命拾いしたじゃないか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.69,0:05:26.91,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You've been saved by Otsu-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.76,0:05:29.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,寺門通親衛隊諸君｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.91,0:05:29.60,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Members of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.28,0:05:33.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まあ 余命が 少々\N延びただけの話に他ならないけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.60,0:05:33.56,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Well, it just means that you get to survive a little longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.63,0:05:37.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何で勝負したところで\N結果は変わりはしない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.98,0:05:37.67,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,The outcome will be the same, no matter what the contest is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.44,0:05:39.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,結局 ｷﾐたちは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.22,0:05:42.79,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,The fact is that you people can't defeat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.96,0:05:43.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸに勝つことなんて\Nできやしないんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.29,0:05:45.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,会場で会おう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.57,0:05:45.02,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I'll see you on the stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.75,0:05:51.09,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I'll send those drooping heads flying off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.78,0:05:50.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,その無様にぶら下がった首\Nはね飛ばして引導を渡してあげる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.93,0:05:52.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾟｯｽｽｽｽ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.88,0:05:54.28,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.92,0:05:54.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,待ってください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.95,0:05:56.04,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Toshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.95,0:05:58.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄｯｼｰ… いや 土方さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.04,0:05:57.24,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.24,0:05:58.57,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.62,0:06:02.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あなた ﾄｯｼｰなんかじゃない｡\N土方さんですよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.07,0:06:00.87,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You aren't Toshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.67,0:06:02.95,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You're Hijikata-san, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.80,0:06:04.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)えっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.76,0:06:08.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄｯｼｰは 臆病なｵﾀｸです｡\Nわざわざ敵地に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.83,0:06:07.01,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Toshi is a cowardly otaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.46,0:06:10.92,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,He would never barge into the enemy's territory.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.28,0:06:11.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,挑発にくるなんて行為\Nするわけがない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.29,0:06:15.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんな わざとらしいｵﾀｸ笑いも\Nしていた覚えはありません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.58,0:06:14.95,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,And I don't remember him laughing so obnoxiously.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.27,0:06:19.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして何より…\Nﾀﾊﾞｺなんか吸うわけがない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.47,0:06:16.87,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,And most importantly of all,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.60,0:06:19.52,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,he would never smoke cigarettes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.12,0:06:29.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,土方さん あなた いったい\N何を企んでいるんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.52,0:06:29.14,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san, what are you plotting?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.29,0:06:32.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄｯｼｰに扮してまで\Nｵﾀｸたちと接触し➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.75,0:06:33.23,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Posing as Toshi and making contact with otaku...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.94,0:06:37.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんな たくさんのｵﾀｸたちを\Nまとめ上げ 大勢力を作り上げ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.23,0:06:37.72,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Gathering all those otaku together to make a huge faction...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.63,0:06:41.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さらには お通ちゃんの\Nｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞの座まで…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.72,0:06:40.62,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,And aiming to become Otsu-chan's official fan club on top of that...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.28,0:06:44.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あなたの目的は\Nいったい何なんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.98,0:06:44.67,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,What is your objective?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.29,0:06:48.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あなたは いったい\N何をしようとしているんですか！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.67,0:06:47.33,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,What are you trying to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.31,0:06:50.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾒｴらの知ってるとおり➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.51,0:06:54.38,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,As you all know, Toshi was born after I laid my hands on the demon sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.64,0:06:54.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄｯｼｰは ｵﾚが妖刀を\N手にしたことによって生まれた｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.60,0:06:59.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,呪いによって ﾍﾀれたｵﾀｸ的部分が\N増長した土方十四郎｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.87,0:06:59.56,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,A Toshiro Hijikata with his pathetic otaku characteristics amplified via a curse.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.97,0:07:03.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そう… ﾔﾂは ｵﾚに巣食った\N別人格なんぞじゃない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.22,0:07:04.04,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He isn't a different personality I created.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.61,0:07:06.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,れっきとした\N土方十四郎だったんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.04,0:07:06.39,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He's the real Toshiro Hijikata.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.60,0:07:07.75,Main01,Toshi,0,0,0,,Mr. Hijikata!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.96,0:07:09.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが ｵﾚは\Nこれをよしとせず抗い➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.20,0:07:10.00,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,But despite my acceptance,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.61,0:07:13.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂを 別人格として\Nｵﾚから引きはがし➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.00,0:07:13.10,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,he attempted to separate from me as a separate personality
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.00,0:07:16.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,意識の奥底に封じ込めた｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.10,0:07:15.65,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,and sealed himself deep inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.05,0:07:15.37,Main01,Toshi,0,0,0,,Mr. Hijikata!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.65,0:07:17.45,Main01,Toshi,0,0,0,,Wait, Mr. Hijikata!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.12,0:07:20.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつかﾔﾂも消えてゆくだろう…\Nそう思ってな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.41,0:07:18.33,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He would probably disappear eventually.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.57,0:07:19.82,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's what I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.11,0:07:25.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが 待てど暮らせど\Nﾔﾂが消えることはなかった｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.52,0:07:24.55,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,But I kept waiting and he never disappeared.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.11,0:07:28.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂは 隙あらば\Nこの体を奪い取ろうと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.36,0:07:32.33,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He's still waiting with sharp eyes to take over my body when given the chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.11,0:07:30.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚの意識の奥底で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.45,0:07:33.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今も\N目を光らせていやがるんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.12,0:07:35.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前らに わかるか？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.36,0:07:34.75,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Can you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.36,0:07:38.27,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,How I felt after getting my hands on a nice cabinet
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.47,0:07:38.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いい感じのｶﾗｰﾎﾞｯｸｽを手に入れて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.27,0:07:40.92,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,and looking forward to what I might put inside,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.47,0:07:41.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何を入れようか\N楽しみにしていたら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.44,0:07:44.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そこに 知らないうちに\N美少女もののＤＶＤが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.68,0:07:47.58,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,only to find it filled with pretty girl anime DVDs before I knew it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.61,0:07:49.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ぎっしり並んでいたときの\Nｵﾚの気持が…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.04,0:07:51.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前らに わかるか？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.70,0:07:51.65,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Can you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.45,0:07:54.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これから 決死の戦いに\N出陣というとき…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.65,0:07:54.39,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,How I felt when I was preparing to head out into battle,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.61,0:07:57.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((あれ？ 土方氏))
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.13,0:07:56.86,Main01,Otaku A,0,0,0,,Oh, Mr. Hijikata.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.61,0:07:59.19,On Screen,Caption,0,0,0,,[Otaku Attack]\N[Note: Parody of the title of Neon Genesis Evangelion TV episode 1.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.46,0:08:02.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,見たこともない友人に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.69,0:08:08.29,Main02,Hijikata,0,0,0,,only to be corralled by friends I didn't know to an hour long discussion about Ovangelion.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.69,0:08:08.29,On Screen,Hijikata,0,0,0,,[Note: Parody of Evangelion.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.95,0:08:05.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,小一時間 『ｵｳﾞｧﾝｹﾞﾘｵﾝ』最終回の\N是非について➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:08.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,語られたときのｵﾚの気持が…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.39,0:08:15.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう… ね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.57,0:08:15.20,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.70,0:08:20.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう ｵﾚは疲れたんだ｡\N戦いの日々に…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.38,0:08:20.28,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I'm tired of the days of fighting.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.28,0:08:24.14,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Fighting on the outside, fighting on the inside...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.62,0:08:23.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,外側でも戦い 内側でも戦い➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.62,0:08:27.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは いったい\Nどこで休まればいいんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.14,0:08:26.12,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,When will I be able to rest?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.31,0:08:30.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれも きっかけが妖刀とはいえ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.91,0:08:30.62,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Even if the demon sword was the catalyst,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.28,0:08:34.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚという人格の一部には\N違いねえんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.62,0:08:33.27,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,he's still part of my personality.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.11,0:08:37.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦いを拒絶するのではない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.43,0:08:36.54,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I didn't refuse the fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.12,0:08:41.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは ﾔﾂと正面から向き合い\N話し合うことにした｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.28,0:08:40.45,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I chose to face him head-on and talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.12,0:08:44.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何もなさぬまま\N消えゆくのはｲﾔだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.40,0:08:44.03,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,"I don't want to disappear without accomplishing anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.64,0:08:47.21,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I want to leave proof of my existence."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.81,0:08:47.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この世に\N自分の生きた証しがほしい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.14,0:08:49.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂは そう言った｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.66,0:08:49.03,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's what he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.30,0:08:53.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺｲﾂは ﾄｯｼｰの夢なんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.97,0:08:53.53,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This is Toshi's dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.30,0:08:55.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂを生み出した ｵﾚが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.94,0:08:58.76,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,My way of paying tribute to the departure of someone I gave birth to.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.27,0:08:57.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最後にﾔﾂに\N送ってやらなきゃならねえ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.32,0:08:59.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手向けの花なんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.29,0:09:03.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは ｵﾀｸ道を極める！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.85,0:09:02.53,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I will master the way of the otaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.64,0:09:06.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すべてのｵﾀｸたちを統べ\Nその頂点に君臨し➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.89,0:09:08.66,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I will unite all otaku and become the king of otaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.98,0:09:09.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾀｸの覇王になる！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.21,0:09:15.23,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And etch proof of his existence into this world...into people's hearts!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.43,0:09:12.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして ﾔﾂの生きた証しを\Nこの世に…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.80,0:09:16.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人々の心に刻み込んでやる！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.12,0:09:18.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは 止まらんぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.19,0:09:18.05,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I won't stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.05,0:09:21.84,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,To help him rest in peace and to regain full control of this body,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.14,0:09:21.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂを成仏させ\Nこの体を 完全に取り戻すため➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.79,0:09:24.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは 覇道を突き進む！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.43,0:09:24.57,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I'll conquer the otaku world!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.80,0:09:27.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,土方さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.60,0:09:26.73,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Hijikata-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.62,0:09:30.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ねえ 銀ちゃん\Nｵﾀｸの覇王って何？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.82,0:09:29.10,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Hey, Gin-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.10,0:09:31.02,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,What's the king of otaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.95,0:09:32.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうやったらなれるの？ それ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.02,0:09:32.96,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,How do you become one?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.96,0:09:35.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どっかで免許とかとれるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.96,0:09:35.30,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Do you have to get a license somewhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.29,0:09:38.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(銀時)お花畑に囲まれた教習所で\Nとれるんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.30,0:09:39.00,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You can get one at the school in la-la land.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.96,0:09:41.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄｯﾌﾟｱｲﾄﾞﾙ 寺門通｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.00,0:09:41.51,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,The top idol, Tsu Terakado.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.45,0:09:45.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれを手にすれば いよいよ\Nｵﾀｸの頂点にも 手が届く｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.51,0:09:45.69,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,With her in hand, I can stand at the top of all otaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.77,0:09:49.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚの長かった戦いも\Nついに終わる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.31,0:09:49.05,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,My long battle will finally be over.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.05,0:09:52.40,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,In hand? You're just going to be her fan club.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.11,0:09:52.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手にするって ただ\Nﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞになれるだけだからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.40,0:09:54.69,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Yeah? Do you people understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.43,0:09:54.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ねえ わかってんの ｷﾐたち？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.69,0:09:57.35,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Will you still try to stop me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.76,0:09:57.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それでも お前は\Nｵﾚを止めるか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.61,0:10:01.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｵﾚの存在を\N確立するための戦いを｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.92,0:10:04.88,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Will you interfere, knowing that this fight is for establishing my own existence?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.82,0:10:05.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それを知って なお邪魔するか\Nお前は？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.12,0:10:07.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,悪いけど お通ちゃんを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.47,0:10:10.64,Main01,Shinpanchi,0,0,0,,Sorry, but I can't hand Otsu-chan over to someone who doesn't even love her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.97,0:10:10.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,愛してもいない人に\N渡すわけには いきません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.64,0:10:14.30,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hand over? She was never yours to begin with.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.64,0:10:14.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,渡すって ﾊﾅから\Nお前のもんじゃないからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.11,0:10:18.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何度も言うけど お前ら\Nﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞ争いしてるだけだからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.30,0:10:17.87,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm starting to repeat myself, but this is just a little fan club dispute.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.13,0:10:29.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.96,0:10:32.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌｯ そう言うと思っていた｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.46,0:10:32.13,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's what I thought you would say.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.63,0:10:37.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうあっても この戦い\N避けては通れねえ道らしいな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.05,0:10:36.93,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It appears that this battle was inevitable.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.93,0:10:42.52,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,It's the fan club's duty to protect the princess to the very end.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.29,0:10:39.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親衛隊は 最後まで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.99,0:10:42.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,姫を守るのが 役目ですから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.81,0:10:45.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,止められるものなら 止めてみろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.05,0:10:47.19,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Stop my conquest if you can!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.14,0:10:47.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚの覇道を！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.13,0:10:50.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,決着をつけましょう 土方さん！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.08,0:10:50.66,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Let's finish this, Hijikata-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.64,0:10:56.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)寺門通\Nｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞになるのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.97,0:10:58.56,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,I'll be the one to become the Tsu Terakado Official Fan Club!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.96,0:10:59.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｵﾚだ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.73,0:11:13.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お通)みんな お通のこと好き～？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.85,0:11:10.80,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.80,0:11:13.22,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Do you like Otsu?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.41,0:11:15.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大好き～！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.85,0:11:15.81,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,We love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.42,0:11:17.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大大好き？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.81,0:11:17.93,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,You love me lots?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.76,0:11:20.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大大大好き～！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.93,0:11:21.31,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,We love you lots and lots!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.73,0:11:23.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大大大大好き？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.31,0:11:23.77,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,You love me lots and lots and lots?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.73,0:11:27.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大大大大大好き～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.77,0:11:27.38,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,We love you lots and lots and lots and lots!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.14,0:11:30.68,Main01,N,0,0,0,,A TV Mix-and-Match Special!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.68,0:11:35.06,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The pianist battle to decide Tsu Terakado's official fan club!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.71,0:11:40.41,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Okay, so we're on our way.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.91,0:11:40.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,はい ということで\N始まりましたけどね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.08,0:11:42.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃん どうですか これ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.41,0:11:42.34,Main01,N,0,0,0,,What do you think, Otsu-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.34,0:11:44.60,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Impressive showing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.42,0:11:45.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この数すごいでしょ｡ なんと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.60,0:11:48.01,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Five thousand fans gathered here for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.24,0:11:48.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,5,000人のお通ちゃんのﾌｧﾝに\N集まってもらいました！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.01,0:11:49.97,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Wow! Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.09,0:11:53.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,わあ すごい みんな\Nありがとうじんぼうﾀﾞｲﾌﾞｰ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.97,0:11:51.20,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.20,0:11:53.99,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Thank you! Suicide dive!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.76,0:11:57.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これでも だいぶこちらで\N絞り込んだんですけどもね！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.99,0:11:57.52,Main01,N,0,0,0,,This is after we narrowed the numbers down significantly.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.52,0:12:00.53,Main01,N,0,0,0,,So from the five thousand people gathered here today,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.57,0:12:00.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え～ 今大会は\Nこの 5,000人｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.27,0:12:04.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つまり ４人ひと組\N1,250ﾁｰﾑのなかから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.53,0:12:04.23,Main01,N,0,0,0,,in other words, from the 1,250 teams of four,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.23,0:12:05.63,Main01,N,0,0,0,,only one team will be chosen.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.62,0:12:07.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たった１ﾁｰﾑ この5,000人のなかの\Nたった４人だけが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.63,0:12:08.00,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Only four of the five thousand people here will be able
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.59,0:12:10.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんの\Nｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞになれるという➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.00,0:12:13.01,Main01,N,0,0,0,,to win the honor of becoming members of Otsu-chan's official fan club.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.60,0:12:13.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,栄冠を勝ち取れるという\Nものでして！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.49,0:12:16.97,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Well, this will be a difficult wall to climb.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.60,0:12:16.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え～ 大変な難関に\Nなってしまったわけですが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.92,0:12:19.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,皆さんはどうですか？\N意気込みのほうは！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.97,0:12:19.38,Main01,N,0,0,0,,How excited is everyone here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.85,0:12:24.00,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Do you want to become Otsu-chan's official fan club?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.89,0:12:24.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前ら！ お通ちゃんの\Nｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞになりたいか!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.28,0:12:26.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おぉ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.91,0:12:29.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞに\Nなるためなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.18,0:12:29.61,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Are you willing to put up with any ordeal for the sake
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.25,0:12:32.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どんな困難でも\N乗り越えられるか～!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.61,0:12:32.65,Main01,N,0,0,0,,of becoming Otsu-chan's official fan club?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.74,0:12:35.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おぉ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.97,0:12:40.43,Main02,N,0,0,0,,Are you willing to go anywhere for Otsu-chan, whether it's into fire or into water?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.07,0:12:36.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんのためなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.94,0:12:40.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,例え 火の中 水の中！\Nどこにでも行くか～!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.59,0:12:42.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おぉ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.43,0:12:45.93,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Would you be able to eat Otsu-chan's ****?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.91,0:12:45.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんの… なら\N食べられるかぁ～!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.75,0:12:48.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(新八たち)おぉ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.96,0:12:52.97,Main01,Staff A,0,0,0,,Wh-What's wrong with those people?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.12,0:12:53.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,な なんだｱｲﾂら!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.97,0:12:55.70,Main01,Staff A,0,0,0,,How can they say that stuff on a live broadcast?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.07,0:12:55.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何 生放送で\Nとんでもねえこと口走ってんだ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.42,0:12:57.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,の わりには ﾋﾟｰ音入ってたけどな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.70,0:12:57.18,Main01,Staff B,0,0,0,,They still managed to beep it just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.18,0:12:57.86,Main01,Staff A,0,0,0,,Somebody!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.24,0:13:00.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰かぁ！ ｱｲﾂら引きずりおろせ!!\Nちょ いったんＣＭ！ ＣＭ入れ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.86,0:12:59.14,Main01,Staff A,0,0,0,,Get rid of those people!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.14,0:13:00.78,Main01,Staff A,0,0,0,,Commercial! Cut to a commercial!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.78,0:13:02.49,Main01,N,0,0,0,,OEDO Record.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.83,0:13:05.58,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Tsu Terakado's long awaited single is on sale now!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.10,0:13:07.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,寺門通！ 待望のﾆｭｰｼﾝｸﾞﾙ発売！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.97,0:13:07.98,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.09,0:13:10.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よし！ じゃ めんどくさいんで\Nいきなり決勝戦を始めるぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.98,0:13:11.21,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This is a pain, so let's go right to the final challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.92,0:13:14.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今から全員に\Nお通ちゃんの… を配る！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.21,0:13:14.24,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,We're going to distribute some of Otsu-chan's **** right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.24,0:13:16.78,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The team who finishes eating first wins.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.26,0:13:17.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これを\Nいち早く食したﾁｰﾑの優勝だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.26,0:13:20.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よろしくお願いします！\Nうっす!!\Nえ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.34,0:13:19.26,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Whenever you're ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.27,0:13:22.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どんな決勝戦だ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.34,0:13:21.81,Main01,Guy A,0,0,0,,What kind of challenge is that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.81,0:13:24.09,Main01,Guy A,0,0,0,,And how much **** do you think Otsu-chan can put out?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.27,0:13:24.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか お通ちゃん\Nどんだけ… 出ると思ってんの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.09,0:13:26.42,Main01,Guy B,0,0,0,,Stop ridiculing Otsu-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.29,0:13:26.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんを愚弄するのも\Nいいかげんにしろよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.26,0:13:28.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんは\N…も おならもしねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.42,0:13:28.92,Main01,Guy C,0,0,0,,Otsu-chan doesn't **** or fart!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.77,0:13:31.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,消えろ！ ｸｽﾞども！\Nああ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.92,0:13:29.96,Main01,Guy C,0,0,0,,Get lost scum!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.04,0:13:33.09,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You're the ones who should get lost, brats.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.09,0:13:33.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,消えんのはﾃﾒｴらだ ｶﾞｷども！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.65,0:13:36.02,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,When you love a person,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.76,0:13:36.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人を好きになるってことはな➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.02,0:13:39.78,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,that means you also love the dirty stuff about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.10,0:13:39.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,汚いところも全部ひっくるめて\N好きになるってことなんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.75,0:13:43.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,…が出ねえとか汚いところから\N目ぇ背けてる時点で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.78,0:13:45.10,Main02,Gintoki,0,0,0,,When you pretend she doesn't **** and ignore the dirty stuff, you're out of the question.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.27,0:13:47.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾒｴらは問題外！ 即刻ここから\N出ていけﾁｪﾘｰども！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.10,0:13:47.12,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Get out of here, cherry boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.41,0:13:51.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うちの大将は ８皿はたいらげると\N豪語なさっておられるぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.90,0:13:52.16,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Our boss here boasts that he can down eight whole plates.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.95,0:13:53.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾒｴらじゃ\N一生かかっても➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.16,0:13:57.35,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You people won't be able to beat our Tsu Terakado Fan Club in this lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.92,0:13:57.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚたち寺門通親衛隊には\N勝てやしねえんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.29,0:13:59.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや｡ ちょっと 勝手なこと\N言わないでください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.35,0:13:59.60,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Uh, could you stop making stuff up?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.92,0:14:05.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,寺門通親衛隊!?\Nﾔﾂら あの最強の!?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.09,0:14:03.83,Main01,Guy A,0,0,0,,The Tsu Terakado Fan Club?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.83,0:14:05.92,Main01,Guy B,0,0,0,,They're the legendary...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.92,0:14:06.82,Main01,Guy B,0,0,0,,Impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.93,0:14:08.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾞｶな！ 親衛隊は\N新興勢力によって➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.82,0:14:11.19,Main01,Guy B,0,0,0,,I heard they were destroyed by a rising new force.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.60,0:14:10.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とっくに壊滅させられたって\N聞いたぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.93,0:14:13.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか！\Nﾔﾂらがまだ生きていたなんて!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.19,0:14:13.98,Main01,Guy A,0,0,0,,I didn't expect them to still be around!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.15,0:14:18.43,Main01,Guy C,0,0,0,,This isn't funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.41,0:14:19.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,冗談じゃないぞ！\N拙者 ﾔﾂらがいないなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.43,0:14:22.21,Main01,Guy C,0,0,0,,I came because I figured I had a chance, since they were gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.43,0:14:22.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もしや勝ち残れるかもと\Nまいったのに～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.09,0:14:24.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,８皿なんて人間技じゃない！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.21,0:14:24.54,Main01,Guy F,0,0,0,,Eight plates isn't humanly possible!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.54,0:14:28.08,Main01,Guy F,0,0,0,,I was expecting one plate at most, which just shows he's on a whole different level.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.58,0:14:28.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ひと皿なら なんとかと思ってたが\Nﾚﾍﾞﾙが違いすぎる～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.35,0:14:29.70,Main01,Guy A,0,0,0,,I'm the first one out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.42,0:14:31.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵ ｵﾚ いち抜けた！\Nにぃ抜けた！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.70,0:14:30.92,Main01,Guy B,0,0,0,,Second!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.13,0:14:34.50,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Oh, this is a surprising scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.24,0:14:34.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,[ﾏｲｸ]おっと！ これは驚くべき現象が\N起こっている！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.50,0:14:39.83,Main02,N,0,0,0,,The appearance of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club has led to teams giving up one after another!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.61,0:14:37.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,[ﾏｲｸ]寺門通親衛隊の登場を\Nかわきりに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.09,0:14:39.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大会をｷﾞﾌﾞｱｯﾌﾟするﾁｰﾑが続出！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.83,0:14:42.14,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The Tsu Terakado Fan Club is a fearsome force!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.95,0:14:41.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,[ﾏｲｸ]恐るべし！ 寺門通親衛隊！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.93,0:14:43.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何やってんだ！\N早くおりなさい！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.14,0:14:43.12,Main01,Security,0,0,0,,What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.12,0:14:44.14,Main01,Security,0,0,0,,Get down here!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.93,0:14:46.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,[ﾏｲｸ]戦わずして 他のﾁｰﾑを圧倒！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.14,0:14:46.87,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Overwhelming other teams without even fighting!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.87,0:14:50.52,Main01,N,0,0,0,,A good portion of the teams have taken flight after that scat talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.90,0:14:48.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,[ﾏｲｸ]ｽｶﾄﾛﾄｰｸのみで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.92,0:14:50.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,出場ﾁｰﾑの１割を\N敗走させてしまった！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.92,0:14:54.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀さん｡ かたじけないです｡\Nわかってんだろうな？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.21,0:14:52.90,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Gin-san, I appreciate this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.90,0:14:54.61,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You understand, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.61,0:14:56.37,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I don't care about the membership cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.76,0:14:59.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,会員証うんぬんは いい｡\N賞金は丸々ｵﾚのものだからな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.37,0:14:59.18,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The reward money is all mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.18,0:15:00.80,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.27,0:15:02.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何言ってるｱﾙか！\N賞金は私のものｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.80,0:15:02.64,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,The reward money's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.64,0:15:07.81,Main02,Kagura,0,0,0,,That's why I listened to Otsu-chan's songs over and over until I could sing them from memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.75,0:15:05.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私このために お通ちゃんの曲\N何回も聴いて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.74,0:15:08.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｿﾗで歌えるまでになったｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.27,0:15:13.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪｢お前の兄ちゃん ひき…！｣
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.47,0:15:12.36,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Your big brother's a hi-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.93,0:15:17.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾞｶなの？ 死ぬの？\Nのど自慢大会じゃねえんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.08,0:15:15.63,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Are you stupid? Dying?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.63,0:15:17.72,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This isn't a singing contest.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.60,0:15:21.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい｡ 新ちゃん 大丈夫なの？\Nﾎﾝﾄ ｺｲﾂら…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.72,0:15:18.98,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.98,0:15:21.59,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Shin-chan, are these people really going to work?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.29,0:15:24.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え～ 私語をしない｡\N寺門通親衛隊｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.59,0:15:23.21,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Uh, cut the chatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.21,0:15:24.49,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Tsu Terakado Fan Club,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.29,0:15:27.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今度あんなことやったら\N即刻失格にしますぜ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.49,0:15:27.31,Main01,N,0,0,0,,if you pull something like this again, you'll be immediately disqualified.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.63,0:15:30.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっと 思わぬ事態が\N起きてしまいましたが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.08,0:15:32.47,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Well, we had an unexpected disruption, but please calm down, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.76,0:15:33.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,皆さん 落ち着いてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.10,0:15:35.01,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Otsu-chan, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.28,0:15:37.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃん 大丈夫？\Nあ あの… はい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.01,0:15:36.43,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,U-Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.43,0:15:37.56,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.25,0:15:40.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ごめんね 恥ずかしい思い\Nさせちゃって！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.56,0:15:40.41,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Sorry about embarrassing you like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.41,0:15:45.74,Main01,N,0,0,0,,But everybody who stayed is able to eat Otsu-chan's ****, so you don't have to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.61,0:15:42.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも ここに残った人たちは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.41,0:15:45.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みんな お通ちゃんの… を\N食べられる派だから安心して｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.74,0:15:48.19,Main01,Guy D,0,0,0,,Stop talking about ****, MC!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.76,0:15:49.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,…の話から離れろよ 司会者！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.10,0:15:51.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,申し訳ありません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.28,0:15:50.94,Main01,N,0,0,0,,I apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.94,0:15:55.47,Main01,N,0,0,0,,We've lost quite a few teams, but we'll carry on as planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.12,0:15:55.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だいぶﾁｰﾑも減ってしまいましたが\N構わず進行しようと思います｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.25,0:15:59.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここで脱落するような人は\Nまず予選は 生き残れませんから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.47,0:15:59.96,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The people who already left would never have survived till the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.78,0:16:01.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いいですか？ 皆さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.96,0:16:01.36,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Understood, everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.36,0:16:04.23,Main01,N,0,0,0,,I'll explain the prelims so listen carefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.76,0:16:04.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,予選の説明をしますから\Nよく聞いてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.28,0:16:07.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,４人１組を１ﾁｰﾑとして➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.00,0:16:11.51,Main01,N,0,0,0,,We have approximately one thousand teams of four people here,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.25,0:16:09.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここにいる\Nおよそ1,000のﾁｰﾑの中から➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.95,0:16:13.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,予選をくぐり抜け\N本選に出場できるのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.51,0:16:17.61,Main01,N,0,0,0,,but only four teams will make it to the final selection!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.44,0:16:17.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たったの… ４ﾁｰﾑだけです！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.61,0:16:20.18,Main01,Guy D,0,0,0,,Only four teams out of a thousand?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.78,0:16:20.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,1,000ﾁｰﾑから たったの４ﾁｰﾑ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.10,0:16:23.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しょっぱなから\N激戦中の激戦じゃないか！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.18,0:16:23.45,Main01,Guy E,0,0,0,,A fierce battle right off the bat?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.45,0:16:29.73,Main02,N,0,0,0,,Only those who truly love Otsu-chan can win the honor of being Otsu-chan's Official Fan Club!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.45,0:16:27.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞの\N栄冠を手にできるのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.09,0:16:29.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,真に お通ちゃんを\N愛する者だけです！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.73,0:16:32.46,Main01,N,0,0,0,,However, there is no way to measure love!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.94,0:16:32.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし 愛を測る計測器はない！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.46,0:16:35.74,Main01,N,0,0,0,,In that case, you'll have to show me your love!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.61,0:16:35.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ならば この目に\N見せてもらうしかないでしょう！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.74,0:16:38.99,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,{\a6}You call yourself a hyooooo-man?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.85,0:16:43.26,Main02,N,0,0,0,,Use your knowledge, stamina, and everything else you have to reach your beloved Otsu-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.96,0:16:40.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,知力 体力 あらゆる力\N持てる力をすべて使って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.99,0:16:41.20,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,{\a6}What planet is your maaaa-ma fr-
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.43,0:16:43.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,愛する お通ちゃんのもとまで\Nたどり着いてください！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.25,0:16:47.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,予選で見せてもらうのは 体力！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.17,0:16:45.72,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The prelims will be a test of...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.18,0:16:47.22,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Stamina!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.61,0:16:51.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これから お通ちゃんは\Nﾍﾘで大江戸ﾃﾚﾋﾞに移動します｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.70,0:16:51.06,Main01,N,0,0,0,,Otsu-chan will now take a helicopter to OEDO TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.26,0:16:53.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あそこにあるのが そうですね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.53,0:16:53.44,Main01,N,0,0,0,,It's over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.93,0:16:58.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この河川敷から 大江戸ﾃﾚﾋﾞまで\Nおよそ10ｷﾛのｺｰｽ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.12,0:16:58.64,Main01,N,0,0,0,,We have a ten kilometer course from the riverbed to OEDO TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.62,0:17:01.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これを皆さんには\N走ってきてもらいます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.64,0:17:01.48,Main01,N,0,0,0,,You'll have to run it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.77,0:17:05.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お通ちゃんのもとへ\Nいち早く到着した上位４人｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.18,0:17:06.08,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The first four people to reach Otsu-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.76,0:17:08.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この４人が所属するﾁｰﾑが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.08,0:17:11.28,Main01,N,0,0,0,,The teams those people belong to will earn the right to proceed to the final contest!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.09,0:17:11.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,勝利者として 本選へ\Nｺﾏを進めることができます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.10,0:17:14.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,要するに ﾁｰﾑ４人のうち\N１人がﾋﾞﾘｯｹﾂでも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.28,0:17:15.00,Main01,N,0,0,0,,In other words, it doesn't matter if you have a slow ass on your team.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.93,0:17:18.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,１人が上位４人に食い込めば\N予選通過です｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.00,0:17:18.39,Main01,N,0,0,0,,As long as one member ranks in the top four, your team proceeds!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.39,0:17:20.88,Main01,N,0,0,0,,But don't forget this:
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.44,0:17:20.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも これだけは\N忘れないでください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.88,0:17:26.80,Main01,N,0,0,0,,If anybody on the team gives up, that team is immediately disqualified!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.94,0:17:24.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾁｰﾑの中で １人でも\N棄権者 ｷﾞﾌﾞｱｯﾌﾟする者が出れば➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.93,0:17:27.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そのﾁｰﾑは 失格になります！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.30,0:17:32.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みんな！ 早く来てね！\N私 待ってるから！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.51,0:17:29.00,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.00,0:17:30.86,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Come quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.86,0:17:32.95,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,I'll be waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.94,0:17:35.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それじゃ 準備はいい？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.95,0:17:35.18,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Then, is everybody ready?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.18,0:17:37.03,Main01,Guy D,0,0,0,,Huh? We're already starting? Already starting?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.27,0:17:39.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,えっ もうやるの!?\N(お通)位置について➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.03,0:17:38.42,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Ready...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.29,0:17:42.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よ～い➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.92,0:17:40.98,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Set!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.54,0:17:44.03,Main01,Otsu,0,0,0,,Go fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.63,0:17:44.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どん松五郎！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.61,0:17:58.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.99,0:18:02.60,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why do otaku have such a hard time understanding how to use their bodies?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.11,0:18:02.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾀｸってのは どうして こうも\N体の使い方 知らないんかね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.60,0:18:06.42,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,If they sprint at the very beginning, they're not going to last ten kilometers.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.61,0:18:06.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最初っから あんな飛ばして\N10ｷﾛもつわけねえだろうが｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.30,0:18:08.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いるよね～ 最初だけ飛ばして➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.42,0:18:12.01,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You'll always find people who race off at the beginning and drop off later on like Yamcha.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.42,0:18:12.01,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Yamcha is a character from Dragon Ball.]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.60,0:18:12.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あとから ﾔﾑﾁｬのごとく\N次々 抜かれていくﾔﾂ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.01,0:18:14.17,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Shin-chan, let's run together.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.12,0:18:14.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,新ちゃん 一緒に走ろうね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.09,0:18:16.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺﾞｰﾙのﾃｰﾌﾟも一緒に切ろうね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.17,0:18:16.22,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Let's cross the line together.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.80,0:18:20.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,神楽 あとは任せた｡\Nｵﾚ 流すわ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.97,0:18:18.75,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Kagura, you take care of the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.75,0:18:19.87,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm gonna take it easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.87,0:18:20.69,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Woo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.10,0:18:22.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾋｬｯﾎｰ！ 賞金もらい！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.69,0:18:22.13,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,The money's mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.12,0:18:24.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,半分こだ ﾊﾞｶﾀﾚ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.13,0:18:23.65,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Fifty-fifty, fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.65,0:18:26.67,Main01,Kagura,0,0,0,,Yahoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.12,0:18:27.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾋｬｯﾎｰｲ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.75,0:18:33.58,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Buddy, this is so easy that I can feel mushrooms growing out of my belly button.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.79,0:18:33.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ぱっつぁんよ\Nﾁｮﾛすぎて ﾍｿでｳｼﾞがわきそうだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.58,0:18:35.51,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Stop, you're killing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.60,0:18:35.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,茶を沸かしてください！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.51,0:18:36.73,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,So easy that...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.51,0:18:40.67,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Parody of TV series from the 90s, "Ai to iu nano motoni" (In the name of love).]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.76,0:18:38.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾁｮﾛすぎて ﾍｿで中野英雄が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.73,0:18:40.67,Main02,Gintoki,0,0,0,,the Hideo Nakao in my belly button was tricked by a Filipino woman and almost killed himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.43,0:18:40.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌｨﾘﾋﾟﾝの女に騙されて\N自殺しそうだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.77,0:18:42.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,茶を沸かしてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.92,0:18:42.47,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Stop, you're killing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.47,0:18:44.31,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,And that joke is ancient.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.79,0:18:44.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか 元ﾈﾀ古いです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.31,0:18:48.92,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,How can we possibly lose to a bunch of flabby otaku with their bellies hanging out?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.79,0:18:48.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,腹の出た虚弱体質のｵﾀｸどもに\Nｵﾚたちが負けるわけねえもの！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.92,0:18:50.95,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,There wasn't any need for me to participate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.93,0:18:51.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚが でばる必要もなかったな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.78,0:18:54.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾀｸは そうかもしれませんけど…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.99,0:18:54.17,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That may apply to the otaku...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.17,0:18:55.23,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.30,0:18:56.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんだよ\N気になることでもあるのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.23,0:18:56.93,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Are you worried about something?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.93,0:19:00.18,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Well, I can't find Hijikata-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.94,0:19:00.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや… 土方さんの姿が\N見あたらなくて…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.12,0:19:02.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ!? お前\Nまだｱｲﾂのこと気にしてんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.18,0:19:02.78,Main01,Gintokki,0,0,0,,What? You're still worried about him?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.78,0:19:04.34,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Why isn't he around?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.79,0:19:04.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで いないんだろう…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.34,0:19:08.16,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose it'd be hard to spot him in this huge crowd.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.81,0:19:08.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まあ こんだけの人が集まってたら\Nそう簡単に見つからないか…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.61,0:19:10.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,気にすることねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.69,0:19:10.84,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,There's no need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.84,0:19:14.78,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's possible that after all that big talk, he failed to finish the paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.95,0:19:12.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,偉そうなこと言って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.79,0:19:15.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,案外 書類審査とかで\N落ちてんじゃねえの？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.30,0:19:18.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まあ いいや｡\Nとりあえず ｵﾚ だるいから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.47,0:19:16.29,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.77,0:19:20.15,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Anyway, I'm tired, so I'll take a sedan to the TV station.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.31,0:19:20.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,駕籠で ﾃﾚﾋﾞ局まで行くわ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.15,0:19:22.68,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll be rolling around in prize money, so I might as well start splurging now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.29,0:19:24.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうせ 賞金入るし\N贅沢してもいいだろ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.31,0:19:26.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾍｲ 駕籠！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.35,0:19:25.35,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey, sedan!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.58,0:19:27.66,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.65,0:19:29.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい！ どんだけ怠け者なんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.66,0:19:29.61,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,How lazy are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.62,0:19:34.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾀﾞﾒですってば！ ﾌﾝ ﾌﾝ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.65,0:19:32.55,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.12,0:19:38.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっ…｡\N棄権者が出たﾁｰﾑは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.24,0:19:41.31,Main02,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Didn't they say that any team that has a member who gives up would be disqualified?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.94,0:19:41.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,即失格って\N言ってたじゃないですか！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.28,0:19:43.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,走ることを\N放棄することは すなわち➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.31,0:19:45.47,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Refusing to run is the same as giving up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.63,0:19:45.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,棄権することと同じですよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.47,0:19:46.94,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.60,0:19:50.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大丈夫だよ｡ 24時間ﾃﾚﾋﾞでも…が\Nｶﾒﾗ映ってないとこで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.94,0:19:52.35,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Parody of "24 Hour TV Love Saves the Earth". A popular section of this show has charity marathons run by celebrities.]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.94,0:19:52.40,Main02,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I heard that ***** ********* was riding in a car when the cameras weren't on her on the 24-hour TV show.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.62,0:19:52.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,車乗ってたらしいからな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.40,0:19:55.66,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,And you've even got people who air pre-recorded stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.62,0:19:55.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そんなﾔﾂの上にも\N平等に『ｻﾗｲ』は流れるからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.87,0:19:57.51,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,This isn't pre-recorded!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.99,0:19:59.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,『ｻﾗｲ』流れない！\N賞金とｵﾌｨｼｬﾙ会員証が流れます！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.51,0:19:59.96,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,We'll lose the prize money and official membership cards!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.95,0:20:03.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい いい加減にしろよ ﾃﾒｴ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.58,0:20:04.10,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Hey, cut it out already.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.97,0:20:07.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こっちはﾏｼﾞで親衛隊の\N存亡をかけてやってんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.10,0:20:07.66,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,We're betting our fan club's existence here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.66,0:20:10.05,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,I'll beat the crap out of you if you don't shape up!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.81,0:20:10.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんま なめてっと\Nﾏｼﾞしばくぞ ｺﾗｯ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.05,0:20:11.52,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Let me go, stupid brat.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.13,0:20:14.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,離せ ｸｿｶﾞｷ！ ﾁｬｰﾑﾎﾟｲﾝﾄの\N出っ歯 叩き折られてえのか！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.52,0:20:14.37,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You want me to smash your best facial feature, those protruding teeth?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.11,0:20:16.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾁｬｰﾑﾎﾟｲﾝﾄなわけねえだろ これ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.37,0:20:16.51,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Like hell they're my best feature!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.51,0:20:18.61,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,I obviously harbor a complex about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.63,0:20:18.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どう見てもｺﾝﾌﾟﾚｯｸｽだろ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.61,0:20:19.59,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Bite your tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.62,0:20:22.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,黙れ！ 人はｺﾝﾌﾟﾚｯｸｽを\Nﾊﾞﾈにして成長すんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.59,0:20:22.58,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,People use their complexes as a way to mature.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.30,0:20:25.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,劣等感があるから より\Nﾏｼなもんになろうとすんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.58,0:20:25.89,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You try to become better when you feel inferior.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.92,0:20:28.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ある種ﾁｬｰﾑﾎﾟｲﾝﾄだろうが！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.35,0:20:28.38,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,So you could consider it a good feature in a way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.29,0:20:30.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,折るぞ\Nそのとびっきりのﾁｬｰﾑﾎﾟｲﾝﾄ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.38,0:20:30.42,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm gonna snap that great feature of yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.42,0:20:31.36,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.43,0:20:33.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,折れよ！\N折って二枚目にしてくれよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.36,0:20:33.18,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Snap them and make me handsome!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.13,0:20:35.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう やめろよ たかちんも！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.18,0:20:35.43,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Stop it, Takachin!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.43,0:20:37.64,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Snapping them won't make you handsome!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.62,0:20:39.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,折っても二枚目になんないから！\Nそういう問題じゃないから！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.64,0:20:39.50,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That's not the issue here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.30,0:20:42.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,く～っ どういう問題…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.50,0:20:41.42,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,Damn it...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.42,0:20:42.93,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,What's the issue-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.13,0:20:47.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,た たかちん！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.67,0:20:47.13,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Takachin!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.13,0:20:49.13,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Takachin, get a grip! Takachin!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.45,0:20:49.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たかちんしっかりしろ たかちん！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.13,0:20:50.49,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,They snapped...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.26,0:20:53.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,う… 折れた｡ 歯 ど どう？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.96,0:20:53.16,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,How do they look...?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.62,0:20:55.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そういう問題じゃないだろう！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.04,0:20:55.98,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That's not the issue here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.94,0:20:58.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ど… どういう問題？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.98,0:20:58.51,Main01,Takachin,0,0,0,,What's the issue...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.14,0:21:08.07,Main01,Okita,0,0,0,,Ah, he looks okay so carry on.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.36,0:21:06.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(沖田)\Nあ なんか大丈夫みたいなんで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.70,0:21:09.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,出しちゃっていいですよ｡\Nああ そう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.07,0:21:09.77,Main01,Driver,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.28,0:21:11.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え～と ﾃﾚﾋﾞ局ですよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.77,0:21:11.91,Main01,Driver,0,0,0,,Uh, you're headed to the TV station, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.62,0:21:14.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうです 大江戸ﾃﾚﾋﾞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.91,0:21:13.88,Main01,Okita,0,0,0,,Yes, OEDO TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.62,0:21:18.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たかち～ん！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.53,0:21:17.72,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Takachin!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.13,0:21:23.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ねぇ 今明らかに知ってるﾔﾂが\N見たことあるﾀﾞｻいｺｽﾁｭｰﾑ着て➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.42,0:21:24.35,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey, somebody we obviously know was wearing a rather familiar lame costume
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.78,0:21:27.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,聞いたことある場所に\Nﾀｸｼｰで向かって行ったんだけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.35,0:21:27.21,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,and headed to a place we just heard about in a taxi.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.14,0:21:29.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,はっ？ んなこと言ってる\N場合じゃないでしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.21,0:21:27.84,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.03,0:21:29.93,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,This isn't the time for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.29,0:21:36.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,早くたかちんを\N病院に連れていか…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.46,0:21:34.13,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,We have to take Takachin to the ER!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.27,0:21:39.63,Main01,N,0,0,0,,If anybody on the team gives up, that team is immediately disqualified!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.28,0:21:45.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,((ｱﾅｳﾝｻｰ:１人でも棄権者が\N出れば 即失格になります…))
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.32,0:21:55.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たかちん びょ…\Nびょい～んってしてますね 髪が｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.56,0:21:46.41,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Takachin...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.90,0:21:51.81,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,The E-E-E-E-E-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.81,0:21:55.52,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,His hair is bouncing back and forth. E-R, E-R.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.76,0:22:01.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うん｡ してるわ びょい～んて｡\Nあれが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.50,0:22:00.95,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Yeah, it sure is.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.27,0:22:06.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さっ さて こんなことしてる\N暇ないよ たかちん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.61,0:22:04.16,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,O-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.16,0:22:06.72,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,We don't have time for this, Takachin.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.72,0:22:07.92,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,L-Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.79,0:22:09.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,行こうか｡\Nお おい しっかり歩けよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.92,0:22:10.09,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,H-Hey, walk properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.61,0:22:13.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たかちんどうしたよ｡ だから\N飲みすぎんなって言ったんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.09,0:22:11.79,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Takachin, what's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.79,0:22:14.11,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That's why I told you not to drink so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.93,0:22:17.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よし もう１軒行くか？\Nﾃﾚﾋﾞ局はしごすっか？ ｱﾊﾊﾊｯ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.11,0:22:15.60,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Okay, we'll get you another round.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.60,0:22:17.03,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,At the TV station bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.64,0:22:20.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,し 白眼向むちゃってるよ 銀さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.78,0:22:20.45,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,H-His eyes are rolling back in his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.31,0:22:23.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,白眼むいちゃってますよ ｱﾊﾊﾊｯ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.45,0:22:23.03,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Rolling back in his head!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.03,0:22:25.07,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,He's obviously had too much to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.29,0:22:28.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,飲みすぎだよ 完全に｡\Nは… やっぱり 病…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.84,0:22:29.06,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,M-Maybe we should go to the E-
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.96,0:22:31.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,びょい～んってしてるね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.06,0:22:30.92,Main01,Gintoki,0,0,0,,His hair's going E-R, E-R.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.92,0:22:32.70,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,It sure is.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.28,0:22:34.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,びょい～んてしてますね｡\Nあの あれが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.30,0:22:34.83,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.79,0:22:37.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(山崎)あれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.83,0:22:35.78,Main01,Yamazaki,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.29,0:22:40.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何やってんですか 旦那｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.84,0:22:39.67,Main01,Yamazaki,0,0,0,,What are you doing, master?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.41,0:22:44.91,On Screen,Caption,0,0,0,,[To Be Continued]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.98,0:24:25.34,On Screen,,0,0,0,,{\pos(444,12)}[Preview]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.73,0:24:21.34,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,How long will you continue to struggle, members of the Tsu Terakado Fan Club?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.34,0:24:24.84,Main01,Hijikata,0,0,0,,When the other teams are all my pawns...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.84,0:24:25.76,Main01,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,The next episode...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.76,0:24:29.55,Main02,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,"If One Orange in the Box is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Know It!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.93,0:24:33.69,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[With all the traps laid before them, the Tsu Terakado Fan Club is in danger of dropping out.]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.69,0:24:39.90,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[But the strongest help of all appears! And that person's name is...]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.90,0:24:45.27,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[See you next time.]