As you all know, Toshi was born after I laid my hands on the demonic sword.
(土方)ﾃﾒｴらの知ってるとおり➡
ﾄｯｼｰは ｵﾚが妖刀を 手にしたことによって生まれた｡
A Toshiro Hijikata with his pathetic otaku characteristics amplified by the curse.
呪いによって ﾍﾀれたｵﾀｸ的部分が 増長した 土方十四郎｡
そう… ﾔﾂは ｵﾚに巣くった 別人格なんぞじゃない｡
Yes, he isn't a different personality I created.
れっきとした 土方十四郎だったんだ｡
He's the real Toshiro Hijikata.
ｵﾚは ﾔﾂと正面から向き合い 話し合うことにした｡
I chose to face him head-on and talk.
何もなさぬまま 消えゆくのは ｲﾔだ｡
"I don't want to disappear without accomplishing anything.
I want to leave proof of my existence."
この世に 自分の生きた証が欲しい｡
That's what he said.
ﾔﾂは そう言った｡
This is Toshi's dream.
ｺｲﾂは… ﾄｯｼｰの夢なんだよ｡
ﾔﾂを生み出したｵﾚが 最後に➡
My way of paying tribute to the departure of the one I gave birth to.
ﾔﾂに贈ってやらなきゃならねえ 手向けの花なんだ｡
ｵﾚは ｵﾀｸ道を極める｡
I will master the way of the otaku!
すべてのｵﾀｸたちを統べ➡
I will become the greatest otaku!
その頂点に君臨し ｵﾀｸの覇王になる｡
I will unite all otaku and become the king of otaku!
そして ﾔﾂの生きた証を➡
And etch proof of his existence into this world...into people's hearts!
この世に… 人々の心に刻み込んでやる｡
(土方)死ね!!
Die!
(お通)ｷﾞｬ～ｯ!!
♪♪～
["The Black Ships Even Make a Scene When They Sink"]
♪♪～
[ﾏｲｸ]なんと志村氏 ﾍﾞｰｽのKIMと ﾄﾞﾗﾑのKIYOSHIを和解させ➡
Spectacular!
Mr. Shimura has made peace between KIM the bass player and KIYOSHI the drum player!
ｾｯｼｮﾝを繰り出し ﾄｯｼｰ氏の強力な攻撃を➡
Their session has doubled the attack points of Mr. Toshi's strong attack and reflected it back at him!
ｱﾀｯｸﾎﾟｲﾝﾄを倍にして跳ね返した!!
(新八)今だ！ ﾁｬﾝｽは 今しかない!!
Now!
Now is my chance!
Go!
いけ!!
[ﾏｲｸ]みるみる減っていく ﾄｯｼｰ氏のﾗｲﾌﾎﾟｲﾝﾄ！
Mr. Toshi's life points are dropping fast!
[ﾏｲｸ]これで終わりか!?
Is this the end?!
I'm losing...
《負ける… このままでは負け…》
I'll lose at this rate...
(ﾄｯｼｰ)もう いい｡ もう いいよ 十四郎｡
That's enough...
That's enough, Toshiro...
ここからは ﾎﾞｸにやらせてくれ｡
Let me handle the rest.
Let me finish this!
最後くらい ﾎﾞｸにやらせてくれ｡
(土方)お… お前は…｡
Y-You...
(ﾄｯｼｰ)は～っ!!
(銀時)な… あれは…｡
That's...
うお～っ!!
[ﾏｲｸ]おっと これは どうしたことでしょうか？
Wow!
What's going on?!
[ﾏｲｸ]志村氏から跳ね返された ｴﾈﾙｷﾞｰ波が➡
The energy reflected by Mr. Shimura is expanding before Mr. Toshi!
ﾄｯｼｰ氏のもとで増幅されていく！
[ﾏｲｸ]どんどん どんどん 大きくなっていく！
Expanding larger and larger!
[ﾏｲｸ]光は おさまることを知らない！
The light is not fading!
[ﾏｲｸ]これは… このｶｰﾄﾞは…｡
This is...
This card is...!
Dizon.
[ﾏｲｸ]無｡
A sudden announcement in the middle of a concert that she's pregnant and getting married.
[Note: Refers to idol Leah Dizon who made such an announcement during her concert.]
The worst possible card which negates all audience, enemy, and ally cards.
≪ﾎﾟｲしないで ください…｡
Please don't ditch me.
[ﾏｲｸ]こ… これは…｡
Th-This is...!
A draw!
[ﾏｲｸ]相討ち!? なんと両者 最後まで一歩も譲らず➡
Both sides collapsed in the ring without budging!
同時にﾘﾝｸﾞに倒れ伏しました！
Shinpachi!
新八！ (近藤)ﾄｼ!!
Toshi!
(山崎)副長！
Vice-Chief!
What a grand battle!
[ﾏｲｸ]なんという 壮絶な戦いでしょう！
[ﾏｲｸ]最終対決を終えて なお決着がつかない!!
The final contest has ended without an overall victor!
Their desire to win and love for Otsu-chan
[ﾏｲｸ]彼らの勝利への執念➡
そして お通ちゃんへの愛は このような対決では➡
could not be fully measured in such a match?!
到底 推し量れるものでは なかったのか!?
How do we call this contest?!
これはいったい どういう判定を 下せばいいのか!?
Otsu-chan, what do we do?!
[ﾏｲｸ]お通ちゃん いったいどうしましょう？
判定など…｡
There is no need...
To call this contest.
必要ない！
(２人)まだ 勝負は ついてないんだから！
Because this contest isn't over yet!
Th-They're up!
[ﾏｲｸ]た 立った！ なんと両者 ﾗｲﾌﾎﾟｲﾝﾄ０で➡
Both have stood up with zero life points!
なお立ち上がった！
Yet they still continue to fight!
新八!! ﾄｼ!!
Shinpachi!
Toshi!
[ﾏｲｸ]ﾗｲﾌﾎﾟｲﾝﾄ０ 体はすでにﾎﾞﾛﾎﾞﾛ！
Zero life points!
They're both beat up!
[ﾏｲｸ]もはや その手には 一枚のｶｰﾄﾞすら残っていない！
Neither side has any cards in their hand!
[ﾏｲｸ]それでも なお立ち上がる それでも なお！
Yet they still stand!
Yet they still...!
[ﾏｲｸ]戦うことをやめない！
Continue to fight!
うお～！ うお～！
両者 文字どおり➡
They're engaged in a literal blow by blow match!
命を削り合うような 壮絶な 打ち合い！
Will they only stop fighting when their lives have burned out?!
[ﾏｲｸ]その命が燃え尽きるまで 戦いをやめないつもりか!?
(お通) やめて！ お願い もうやめて!!
Stop!
Please!
Stop already!
これ以上やったら 危険だよ！
It's too dangerous to continue!
Why do you have to go so far for the title of official fan club?!
ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞの座なんかのために なんで➡
ここまでやらなきゃいけないの!? もういいよ！
Enough already!
私 両ﾁｰﾑを ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞにするから！
I'll make both teams my official fan clubs!
だから もうやめて！
So stop!
Please!
お願い 誰か２人を止めて！
Somebody stop them!
このままじゃ ２人とも 死んじゃうよ！
They're going to kill each other at this rate!
ﾑﾀﾞだ｡ もうﾑﾀﾞだ｡
It's useless.
It's useless now.
ﾔﾂらは 誰にも止められねえ｡
Nobody can stop them.
ﾔﾂらは もう ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞなんぞのために➡
They are no longer fighting to become the official fan club.
戦ってるんじゃねえ｡
うお～!!
♪♪～
不思議だ こんなに苦しいのに➡
It's funny.
I'm in so much pain...
こんなに痛いのに 今初めて➡
It hurts so much...
Yet, this is the first time I've ever felt so alive!
生きている気がするでござる｡
土方さん…｡
Hijikata-san...
いや ﾄｯｼｰ！
No... Toshi!
気づいていたでござるか 新八氏｡
So you noticed, Mr. Shinpachi?
土方さんのﾊﾟﾝﾁを まともに受けていたら➡
I wouldn't be standing here if I'd taken a straight punch from Hijikata-san.
ﾎﾞｸは もう ここには立ってはいません｡
なぜですか？
Why?
If you had let Hijikata-san handle this,
土方さんに任せていれば 労せず勝利できたのに｡
you could have easily won.
Why now?!
なぜ 今になって!?
I could ask the same of you, Mr. Shinpachi.
(ﾄｯｼｰ)それはｷﾐも同じだろ 新八氏｡
お通ちゃんの声を聞きながら➡
After hearing Otsu-chan's voice, why do you still not lower your fists?
なぜｷﾐはまだ その拳をおろさない!?
なぜ…｡
Why do you still fight?!
まだ戦う!?
うっ… ｸｯ！
《己の生きた証｡
Proof of my existence...
ﾎﾞｸはそれを 十四郎とともに探し求め…｡
That is what I have sought with Toshiro...
ｵﾀｸ道をのぼりつめてきた｡
I mastered the way of the otaku...
But I suppose that I never really cared about becoming lord over all otaku.
だが ｵﾀｸの覇王の座なんて➡
ﾎﾞｸは 本当はどうでも よかったのかもしれない》
《ただひとつのことに 何もかも忘れ➡
I may have just wanted to completely lose myself in one task.
熱中したかっただけなのかも しれない！》
《仲間とともに ただ思う存分 全力を尽くして➡
I may have just wanted to fight with everything I had, alongside my friends.
戦いたかっただけなのかも しれない！
ﾗｲﾊﾞﾙとともに…！》
With my rivals...
新八氏 ｷﾐもﾎﾞｸと一緒だろ？
Mr. Shinpachi, you're the same.
証なんて必要ない｡
There is no need for any proof.
つくる必要もない！
There is no need to create any.
ただ一瞬一瞬を 燃え盛るように全力で生きる！
We just have to live every second to the fullest!
そうしてﾎﾞｸらが生きてきた道➡
And the traces of the path we lived will be burned into the ground...
地面に焼けついた 焦げ跡…｡
それこそが！
That will serve as proof of our existence!
ﾎﾞｸたちの生きた証だぁ!!
♪♪～
Both sides have simultaneously been knocked out!
[ﾏｲｸ]両者 同時にﾀﾞｳﾝ！
ﾄｯｼｰ… なんてこった｡
Toshi, that's crazy...
ﾔﾂを消滅させるために ここまで来たってのに➡
After coming so far to be rid of him, why now...?
まさか 今になって！
関係ねえ｡ えっ!?
It doesn't matter.
Huh?
もう そんなの関係ねえよ！
It no longer matters.
Get up!
立て!! 立つんだﾄｯｼｰ!!
Get up, Toshi!
勝敗なんざ関係ねえ！ 最後の最後まで立って戦え！
It doesn't matter if you win or lose!
Stand up and fight to the very end!
燃えて燃え尽きるまで戦って その生きざま➡
Fight until you're completely burned out
so your memory remains engraved in our minds!
ｵﾚたちの目に焼き付けてみろ!!
Get up!
立て！ ﾄｯｼｰ!!
Toshi!
Stand up!
立て！ ぱっつぁん!!
Patsuan!
(神楽)何が燃え盛るようｱﾙか！ ﾎﾞﾔ騒ぎで終わらせるつもりｱﾙか！
What are you burning out for?!
You're going to let this end in such a small flame?!
このﾍﾀﾚ野郎!!
Stupid four-eyes!
You won't be able to rest in peace if your body's still warm!
死体が生焼けじゃ 野郎も成仏できねえぜ！
立て！ ぱっつぁん 何もかも きれいさっぱり焼き尽くして➡
Stand up!
Patsuan!
Burn everything up!
野郎をあの世に送ってやれ～!!
Send that bastard to the next world!
(２人)あっ！ うっ… くっ！
(２人)あっ！
うっ…｡
Th-This is...
[ﾏｲｸ]こ… これは…｡
そうだ！ 立て～!!
Yeah! Stand up!
負けるな！ ２人とも がんばれ！
Don't give up!
Do your best, guys!
[ﾏｲｸ]両者 起き上がろうとしています｡
Both sides are struggling to their feet!
そして 会場全体から➡
And...!
The entire arena is cheering them on!
２人に がんばれｺｰﾙが 起きています！
As their battle transcends victory and interests,
勝敗も 利害も超えた 戦いを繰り広げる２人に➡
敵味方関係なく 観客たちから 声援が送られていま～す！
they are now being cheered on by both enemies and allies!
(声援)
I'll also cheer for them!
[ﾏｲｸ]私も送らせてもらいます！ 立て！ ２人とも！
Stand up, you two!
もう番組 尺ねえぞ～！
This show's almost out of time!
♪♪～
ﾊｧﾊｧﾊｧ…｡
♪♪～
Mr. Shinpachi.
《新八氏… 最後の最後に➡
I'm glad to have met a rival like you in the end.
ｷﾐのようなﾗｲﾊﾞﾙに会えてよかった｡
Thank you, Mr. Shinpachi.
ありがとう 新八氏》
♪♪～
《ありがとう みんな》
Thank you, everyone.
♪♪～
Thank you...
《ありがとう… 十四郎》
Toshiro...
(おりんの音)
(木魚を叩く音)
(おりんの音)
Such a strange feeling...
妙な感じですね｡ 自分の写真に 手を合わせる人の姿って｡
To see someone paying their respects to their own picture.
(土方)おい 山崎｡
Hey, Yamazaki.
I told you to change the picture.
これ 写真取り替えとけって 言っただろ！
This picture was when I was pretending to be Toshi.
これは ｵﾚがﾄｯｼｰに 扮していたときの写真だ｡
Switch it to a picture of the real Toshi.
ちゃんとした ﾄｯｼｰの写真に替えろ｡
Does it even matter?
どっちでもいいでしょ｡ どうせ見た目 同じだし｡
You look the same.
Don't give me that crap.
ふざけるな｡
What if he comes back again?
また よみがえってきたら どうすんだ｡
ちゃんと花も毎日手入れしとけよ｡
Take good care of the flowers, too.
はいはい｡
Yeah, yeah.
Did you hear anything about what happened to them afterwards?
その後 連中の話は聞いたか？
(山崎)親衛隊のことで？
The fan club?
誰かさんのせいで あいかわらず少人数で➡
Thanks to a certain someone, they're still scraping by with a few people.
細々と やってるらしいでさ｡
Though former members are starting to return.
まっ じょじょに隊員も 戻ってきてるらしいけど｡
どういうことだ？
What do you mean?
まさかﾔﾂら ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙﾌｧﾝｸﾗﾌﾞの座に つかなかったってのか？
They didn't become the official fan club?
ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙにつけば 隊員なんて➡
The members should have rushed back in droves when they became official.
あっという間に 戻ってくるはずだろ｡
それが… お通ちゃんを 応援するﾌｧﾝに➡
Well...
They said something about how there's nothing official or unofficial about cheering for Otsu-chan
ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙも ｱﾝｵﾌｨｼｬﾙもないって➡
and gave up the title.
ｵﾌｨｼｬﾙの座 辞退しちまったらしいですよ｡
Hey!
ｵﾗｯ！ もっと声出せ！ 甘ったれんな！
Louder!
Don't be wusses!
You need more guts if you're gonna love Otsu-chan!
そんな根性で お通ちゃんを愛せるか！
And they even left this behind.
ついでに こんなもんまで置いて｡
あの野郎 かっこつけやがって！
That bastard's trying to be all cool!
Where are you going, Vice-Chief?
どこ行くんですか？ 副長｡
決まってんだろ！ これ以上ﾔﾂらに 借りつくるわけにはいかねえ｡
Isn't it obvious?!
I refuse to stay in their debt!
I'll personally return the former members to the fan club!
ｵﾚの手腕で ちらばった隊員を親衛隊に戻す｡
また ﾄｯｼｰのふりして ｵﾀｸ集めですか？
Are you going to pretend to be Toshi and gather otaku again?
この借りは相当高くつくぜ｡
It'll be hard to pay back this debt.
まあでも ちょうどいい遺影が見つかった｡
Still, this gives us a perfect picture to use.
The eternally missing member.
永久欠番｡
せいぜいあの世で自慢しな｡
You can brag all you want in the afterlife.
ﾄｯｼｰよ｡
Toshi.
は～い 次は ｷﾝｸﾞｺﾝｸﾞのお二人よろしく｡
ちょっと ちょっと銀さん｡ ｷﾝｸﾞｺﾝｸﾞの番組は➡
Tsu Terakado's new single!
この春で終わっちゃいましたよ！ えっ？
Your Granny's Wearing Your Basketball Shoes!
おいおい ちょっと待ってくれよ｡
Selling great in the anime!
聞いてねえよ｡ あれ？ 終わっちゃったの？ あの番組｡
(神楽)そうｱﾙ｡ ４月からは ６時半から 『ﾋﾟﾗﾒｷｰﾉ』やってるね｡
Gin-san, it's terrible!
Some impostors have shown up using the Odd Jobs name!
ちょ そういうのは 早く言ってくれよな｡
What's that?!
That's so cliché!
とんだ赤っ恥じゃん ｵﾚ｡
Cliché to the max! Unforgivable!
なに 堂々と間違ってんの｡ じゃあ もう１回やらせてよ｡
The next episode...
"That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal, Plus One."
仕切り直させて｡
は～い｡ 次は はんにゃのお二人よろしく｡
[Man cannot come back to life once dead. But, there's another subtitle.]
いや 銀さん そういう問題じゃないです｡
[Someone suddenly comes into Shinpachi's lone Odd Jobs...]
根本的に間違ってます｡
えっ？ おいおいおい…｡ ちょ 待てよ｡
Okay, the two King Kongers are next.
いい加減にしろよ｡ ｵﾚの 何が間違ってるって言うんだよ｡
いや だって今はまだ…｡ (神楽)６時23分ね｡
H-Hey, Gin-san!
The King Kong program ended in spring.
全然まだ 『銀魂』終わる時間じゃないね｡
尺あまり倒してるｱﾙ｡ そうですよ｡
Huh?
Hey, now. Hold on.
せっかく長編 いい感じに終わったのに｡
I didn't hear anything about that.
That show ended?
何なんですか？ ｼｯ だって しかたねえじゃん｡
Yep.
だいたい無茶だったんだよ｡ ｱﾆﾒ『銀魂』４年目｡
Starting in April, they're airing Pirameki at 6:30.
あれ？ ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟの原作１週ぶんで 毎週ｱﾆﾒ30分つくればよくね？
Hey, tell me these things sooner.
I've totally embarrassed myself.
How could I screw up so badly?
こうすりゃ 原作に追いつくことなくね？
Then give me another try. From the top.
おまけつけときゃよくね？
EXILEも おまけいっぱいついてなくね？
Okay, the two Hannya members are next.
ってｽﾀｯﾌの考えが 浅はかだったんだよ｡
いや 最後の関係ないからね｡ あれ おまけじゃないから｡
No, Gin-san.
That's not the issue here.
んなことより どうするね｡ ずっとこのまま喋るｱﾙか？
You've got it completely wrong.
Huh?
Hey, now.
このあとずっと予算の 文句言っときゃいいｱﾙか？
Hold on.
Give me a break already.
What did I screw up?
だいたい 最近はｽﾎﾟﾝｻｰ…｡ ﾀﾞｰｯ！
Well, it's only...
だから 危ねえ金の話を ﾃﾚﾋﾞですんなっつってんだろ！
6:23.
It's not time for GinTama to end yet.
そうじゃなくて！ せっかく ５分も余ってるんだから➡
We have too much time left over.
何かおまけないんですか？
That's right.
And after we managed to end that long arc in a nice fashion...
ずっとこのままで５分は さすがに まずいでしょ｡
What the hell?
何か視聴者が喜ぶような 新しいおまけをやらないと｡
Can't do anything about that. Besides, the fourth year of GinTama was unreasonable.
ﾊﾞｶかｵﾒｴは｡ おまけは おまけだろうが｡
"Wait! Let's just make thirty minutes worth of anime from one week's worth of JUMP.
そんなもんいくら増えても 視聴者は 喜ばねえんだよ｡
Then we won't catch up to the manga.
実際 おまけの ﾒﾝﾊﾞｰが増えて14人になっても｡
Tag on some extra segments.
EXILEから離れろ！
And add a bunch of extras to EXILE while we're at it."
[Note: Refers to the Japanese pop/R&B band known as EXILE.]
銀ちゃん 私のど渇いたから 茶飲んでくるね｡
The staff totally didn't think this through.
その間 新しいおまけｺｰﾅｰで つないどいてよ｡ はいよ｡
The last one was completely unrelated.
And they aren't extras!
So what are we going to do?
えっ あんの？ おまけ｡ あるよ｡
Are we going to keep talking?
なんだ 早く言ってくださいよ｡
Are we going to keep whining about the budget?
つうか あんなら 最初からやってください｡
Besides, that one sponsor has been...
いや せっかく 新しいおまけｺｰﾅｰだから➡
I told you to stop talking about issues like money on TV!
新ｴﾝﾃﾞｨﾝｸﾞになる 来週から始めるのが➡
That's not the point!
ｷﾘがいいと思って とっといたんだよ｡
We have five minutes left over
いや 背に腹変えられる 場合じゃないし｡
so can't we do something extra?
We can't spend the entire five minutes like this.
そう？ じゃあ いってみっか｡
We have to do something new to please the audience.
(銀時/新八)新おまけｺｰﾅｰ！
♪♪(よきかな中年隊) ｢夕方６時はｸﾞﾀﾞｸﾞﾀﾞ｣
Are you an idiot?
♪♪｢やっぱり どうでもよきかな｣
By definition, an extra isn't going to please the audience.
♪♪｢夕方６時はｸﾞｽﾞｸﾞｽﾞ｣
Hell, after the extras put them at 14 members...
♪♪｢明日も どうでもよきかな｣
Stop talking about EXILE!
Gin-chan, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna go get a drink.
[ﾏｲｸ]さあ 今週もやってきました｡ 『笑ってよきかな？ 増刊号』｡
[ﾏｲｸ]じゃあ さっそく 放送では流れなかった➡
Move on to some kind of new extra corner by the time I get back.
多毛さんのＣＭの間の 一幕からどうぞ｡
Gotcha.
You have an extra to use?
ってあるか！ これ増刊号って ただの総集編じゃないですか！
Sure.
Oh. Tell me sooner.
しかも おまけの！ 誰が得すんだよ これ｡
Or just start with that.
だいたい 『笑ってよきかな？』って 当初は➡
Well, it's a new extra corner,
最近 本編でごぶさたしてる ﾚｷﾞｭﾗｰｷｬﾗに➡
so I wanted to save it for next week when the new ending hits.
どんどん お友達として 登場してもらって➡
視聴者の皆さんに喜んでもらう ｺｰﾅｰの予定だったのに！
Yeah, I don't think this is the time to be saving up.
いつの間にか ただ 多毛さんが ﾎﾞｹるだけのｺｰﾅｰに｡
You think?
Then I'll give it a try.
そうですよ 引き延ばし 迂回通り越して➡
New Extra Corner!
あれ ただの迷走です！
Feeling all beat by 6 PM.
誰が 多毛さん見たさに ＤＶＤ買うっていうんですか｡
Everything's still all good.
いいじゃん ｢いいとも｣と間違って➡
Getting all bitchy by 6 PM.
見てくれた視聴者も いたみたいだし｡
Tomorrow will be all good.
いねえよ そんなﾔﾂ！ ただいまよ｡
おう 尺は埋まったｱﾙか 不燃ｺﾞﾐども｡
Okay. We're back again this week.
A special edition of "Smile! Is That Good?."
それがよ ぱっつぁんが どうも おまけの内容が➡
Then we'll start with the first Tamo-san commercial that wasn't shown during the broadcast.
気に食わねえらしいんだ｡ 誰が気に入るんですか あれ｡
おまけなんて 内容ひねる必要ないｱﾙ｡
What the hell?!
Special edition?! This is just a recap!
定番でいいね｡ 当初の予定どおり➡
A recap of an extra segment!
人気はあるけど 出番が少ないｷｬﾗ紹介しとけば➡
Who benefits from this?!
Besides, "Smile! Is That Good?."
みんな釣れるｱﾙ｡ 釣るとか言うな！
was supposed to be a special corner which featured friends
じゃ 定番のおまけっていや どんな感じ？
who hadn't been on screen in a while to make the audience happy!
死神図鑑 ｼﾙﾊﾞｰ！
はい じゃあ 今週も 新しい死神の仲間を紹介します｡
And before we knew it, it turned into a corner for Tamo-san to play dumb.
That's right!
死神 たかちんの魂を ﾃｲｸｱｳﾄしようとして登場｡
That could no longer be considered a detour!
He was headed in a completely different direction!
好きな食べ物はﾘﾝｺﾞ 体重は ﾘﾝｺﾞ７個分 ちなみに…｡
Who's going to buy DVDs to see Tamo-san?!
Who cares?
Some viewers were watching because they thought it was "Go Ahead."
ﾂｯｺﾐきれるか！ これ 入りから まんまﾊﾟｸﾘじゃねえか！
Nobody would think that!
いや でも ｷｬﾗ紹介｡
I'm back.
Did you use up the rest of the time, incombustible waste?
って ﾎﾝﾄ ただの死神 紹介されて 誰が喜ぶんだよ｡
しかも あの死神 どんだけﾘﾝｺﾞ好きなんだよ！
Well, Patsuan here didn't like the content of my extra.
ﾘｭｰｸでも もう少し自重しとるわ！
Who would?
定番のおまけだと 思ったんだけどよ｡
There's no need to do anything with the content of an extra.
中身が 全然 定番じゃねえ！
Just go with the standard.
おい ひと通りﾂｯｺﾐ終わったｱﾙか？ ｺﾝﾀｸﾄ｡ ﾒｶﾞﾈだ！
If you use the original plan and
introduce popular characters who don't get much screen time,
わかった わかったよ｡ じゃあ もう ｷｬﾗ紹介は あきらめよう｡
you'll hook the audience.
Don't use words like hook!
違う感じの 定番のおまけｺｰﾅｰにしよう｡
So would a standard extra be like this?
…で 何があるんですか？
Soul Reaper Encyclopedia Silver!
これこそ定番中の定番ね｡
Okay, we'll be introducing some more Soul Reapers this week.
視聴者の皆さんからの…｡ (銀時/神楽)ｲﾗｽﾄｺｰﾅｰ！
The Soul Reaper who was trying to take Taka-chin's soul.
ああ これなら ド定番ですね｡
His favorite food is apples.
もういっそ内容 全部 視聴者に ぶん投げてくれたほうが➡
He weighs seven apples.
And...
There's no end to the problems I could name!
ﾎﾞｸも安心できます｡
It's a blatant rip-off from the very beginning!
じゃあ さっそく おたより紹介な｡
Yeah, but you said to introduce characters...
神奈川県 青木ひろ子ちゃん ４歳からのおはがきｱﾙ｡
Who wants you to introduce an ordinary Soul Reaper?!
『銀魂』でいちばん好きなｼｰﾝを がんばって描きました｡
And why is he obsessed with apples?!
Even Ryuk could control himself better!
[Note: Refers to Ryuk from Death Note.]
絶対使ってください｡
I thought that would be a standard extra.
おお いいじゃないですか ４歳か 微笑ましいな｡
The content was anything but!
Hey, you done griping, contact lenses?
どんな かわいいｲﾗｽﾄ 描いてくれたんだろ｡
You mean Four-Eyes!
はい これ｡
Fine. Fine.
描くか!! ４歳が こんなｼｰﾝ選ぶわけねえだろ！
I'll give up on introducing characters.
We'll use a different kind of standard extra.
これ 明らかに 仕込みじゃねえか！
So what do you have in mind?
４年目 発表のときの ﾆｾＤＶＤｼﾞｬｹｯﾄの➡
This would be as standard as you get.
どこが名ｼｰﾝなんだよ！ 新八｡
A corner for illustrations from all the viewers!
なんだ!! 時間ｱﾙ｡
[Illustration Corner]
This is super standard.
I'd feel a lot better if you just made everything audience participation.
Let's move to the first letter.
A postcard from Hiroko Aoki, four years old, from Kanagawa prefecture.
I tried my best to draw my favorite scene in GinTama.
Please use it.
That's nice.
A four-year-old, huh?
It puts a smile on my face.
It must be an adorable illustration.
Here it is.
[Hiroko Aoki-chan (4 years old)]
Hell no!
A four-year-old would never have chosen this scene!
This was obviously planted!
How could the fake DVD jacket from the fourth year announcement be a classic scene?!
Shinpachi.
What?!
We're out of time.
[We were planning to fill thirty minutes with randomness next week...]
[How about we let the fourth season of GinTama steamroll in and air tomorrow?
[See you next time.]