(銀時)うっ うぅ…｡ (お腹が鳴る音)
なんで こんな腹減らしてまで 街うろついてんだよ ｵﾚは｡
Why do I have to wander around town to the point where I'm starving?
神楽のﾔﾂ…｡
Stupid Kagura...
((神楽:育ち盛りな娘に➡
How can you let a growing girl go three days on less than four pints of rice?!
３日も １升以上 ﾒｼ食べさせないって➡
どういうことｱﾙ？ なんで こんなに仕事がないｱﾙ？
Why don't we have any work?
銀ちゃんが 毎日 仕事していれば➡
We wouldn't have to go hungry if you worked every day!
こんな ひもじい思いしなくて 済んだね｡
今から出かけて 仕事取ってくるｱﾙ｡
Go find work right now!
仕事取ってくるまで 家に一歩も入れないｱﾙ！))
I won't let you inside the house until you've found a job!
なんてぬかしやがって｡
Easy for you to say.
今 世界中が不景気だってえの｡
We're in a global recession, you know.
仕事ないのは ｵﾚのせいじゃねえんだって｡
It's not my fault that I can't find any work.
つうか食いすぎだよ ｱｲﾂ｡
And she eats way too much.
Hey, Gin-san!
(長谷川)よう 銀さん｡ ｵﾒｴか｡
It's you.
いや なんかすげえよな やるときゃやるって感じ？
Man, that's pretty impressive.
Like you can pull it off when you put your mind to it?
あ？ 実は ｵﾚ 結構厳しくてな｡
Huh?
To be honest, I'm in a tight situation right now.
そこでどうだろう ちょっとくらい 援助っていうか➡
So how about it?
Give me a little assistance or charity?
善意のｶﾝﾊﾟっていうかさ｡ はあ？
Huh?
なに はぐらかしてんだよ！
Stop trying to dodge the question!
ちょっとばっかし 儲かってるからって➡
You don't have to act like you're all that
because you're raking it in, Gin-san!
その態度はねえだろうがよ 銀さん ええ？
Huh?!
ああ!? さっきから 何言ってんだ？
What are you even talking about?
ｵﾚがいつ儲けたってんだよ！ とぼけやがって この野郎！
When did I start raking it in?!
Don't play dumb!
I was at Hello Work when I heard the crazy rumors!
[Note: Hello Work is a Japanese unemployment office.]
さっき ﾊﾛﾜ行ってきたら すんげえｳﾜｻになってんぞ｡
万事屋 大流行だって｡
Odd Jobs is red-hot!
早くて安くて親切で➡
They're talking about how you're fast, cheap, and nice!
おまけに すんげえかっこいい ってことになってんぞ｡
And cool to boot!
What?!
はあ!?
何これ？
What's this?
Odd Jobs...Kingon?
[Note: Parody of Odd Jobs Gin. Gin (silver) was changed to Kin (gold).]
["That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal"]
[Note: Matsutake is a popular and expensive mushroom in Japan. The soup is a cheap dried powder version.]
(新八)誰すか ｺｲﾂら！
Who are these people?!
What's with their similar name?!
勝手に紛らわしい名前使って 何すか これ！
What is this?!
完全に営業妨害じゃないですか｡
They're interfering with our business!
私が１週間も１升ﾒｼ食えないのは ｺｲﾂらのせいｱﾙ！
It's their fault that I've eaten less than four pints of rice over the past week!
んなこと言ってもよ｡
Still...
向こうのほうが人気あるんだから しようがねえんじゃないの？
They're more popular,
so we can't really do anything about it.
Is it okay for the original to lose to the copycat?!
ｵﾘｼﾞﾅﾙがﾊﾟｸﾘに 負けていいんですか？
このままじゃ あとになって ｺｲﾂらのほうが➡
At this rate, they'll be considered the real ones!
本物ってことに なっちゃいますよ｡
ﾎﾞｸらは歴史の陰に 葬られるわけですよ｡
We'll be buried in the annals of history!
いいんですか？ それはそれで➡
Are you okay with that?!
Isn't that how history works?
歴史の必然ってやつなんじゃ ねえの？
誰も今どき 元ﾈﾀなんか 気にしねえわけだし｡
These days, nobody cares about where something originated.
何言ってんですか そんな黒歴史 容認するわけにはいきません｡
What are you talking about?!
We cannot accept such dark history!
だいたい この 万事屋って書いて よろずやって読ませるのも➡
Besides, it was Gin-chan's original idea to use this particular incarnation of Odd Jobs.
銀ちゃんのｵﾘｼﾞﾅﾙね｡
This would be a big deal if it was the Mouse Kingdom!
[Note: Mouse Kingdom refers to Disneyland and the strict Disney copyright.]
ﾈｽﾞﾐの国なら大事ｱﾙね｡
これだな｡
This must be it.
They look kinda cool.
なんか かっこいいｱﾙ｡ 有名人 気取りですよ｡
They're pretending to be celebrities.
り～だ～ きゃぷてん さぽ～と ますこっと？
Leader, captain, support, mascot?
[Note: Equivalent to the roles Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi and Sadaharu fill.]
Leader.
Name and age are a secret.
Sorry.
Height: Around 180 cm.
Weight: Never ask a guy his weight.
Hobby: To become the wind.
特技 算盤３級｡
Special talent: Abacus, third level.
鼻の頭にﾍﾞﾛがつきま～すって 何だこれ きもっ！
I can touch my nose with tip of my tongue.
What? That's creepy.
きゃぷてんのとこ見るｱﾙ｡
Check the captain.
I'm the captain.
My height and weight are like a model's.
Like, duh, of course.
Hobby: Like, being all popular and loved and stuff?
Special talent: Like, duh, I have talents?
特技 ないわけないじゃんみたいな｡
くぅ！ このｹｰﾀｲ小説みたいな 文章めっさｲﾗつくｱﾙ｡
This cell phone novel-like text is pissing me off!
[Note: Cell phone novels are written in text messages by young Japanese girls. They often speak in slang.]
They even have a blog.
ﾌﾞﾛｸﾞまでありますよ｡
Let's talk about what really happens every now and then.
[Note: Parody of #138 title, "Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?"]
X month, X day.
A sudden job led to a surprising encounter.
Can't reveal the name, but it was someone famous.
Once we heard the circumstances, we were determined to accept the job.
We're grateful for the opportunity to meet this person.
X month, X day.
We had to go overseas rather suddenly for that previous job.
We're grateful to the members of the staff.
X month, X day.
Problem solved.
The client gave us champagne as a thank you gift.
We're grateful for the heartwarming comments.
って なんだよ!? この ｵﾚ様大好きｽﾒﾙ｡
What's with all the self-adoration here?
この人 なんか 勘違いしてませんか？
Isn't this person a little confused?
Our Odd Jobs range from cleaning gutters to looking for lost kittens.
ﾎﾞｸら 万事屋は 町内のﾄﾞﾌﾞさらいに始まって➡
迷子のﾈｺ捜しとか おばあちゃんの買い物とか➡
Or helping old ladies with their shopping.
ﾎﾝﾄに地道な仕事ですよ｡ 裏方ですよ!!
It's honest work.
All behind the scenes.
ｺｲﾂ ｾﾚﾌﾞ気取りｱﾙ！
This person's pretending to be a celebrity!
ﾎﾞｸは 許しません！ どこのどいつが➡
I can't forgive such an act!
I'm going to find these people who have no shame!
こんな恥知らずなことを やっているのか➡
確かめてやります!!
The fakes' office is up ahead.
この先に ﾆｾﾓﾉの事務所が あるみたいですよ｡
万事屋さんに相談して よかった｡
I'm so glad we went to the Odd Jobs.
だから 言ったろ？
Told you so.
Nothing to worry about if we let Odd Jobs handle it.
全部任せておけば 心配ないんだって｡
おまけに こんなきれいな壺まで もらっちゃった｡
And we even got this beautiful vase.
[Note: It's a common scam trick in Japan to sell a vase to a troubled person saying it will change their luck.]
And your fate is no longer tied my ancestors.
これで 先祖の因縁は消えるし…｡
英検４級も 楽々合格｡ これで たったの給料半年分｡
[Note: STEP=Society for Testing English Proficiency.]
And I can easily pass the 4th grade STEP.
And it only cost half a year's salary.
は… はははは… 半年だと!?
H-H-H-Half a year?!
いや そこ 激高するところじゃ ないですから｡
No, that's not what you should be excited about.
あんなﾌﾞｻﾒﾝ ﾌﾞｻ子でも ｶｯﾌﾟﾙにだと!?
People that stupid can still be in a relationship?!
いや そこも違うって｡
No, that's not it either.
高そうなﾃﾅﾝﾄですね｡
That's an expensive-looking office building.
怪しげな商売して しこたま儲けたｱﾙ｡
They must be raking in the cash with their fishy business.
新八 神楽…｡
Shinpachi... Kagura...
潰すぞ｡
We're taking them down.
ﾆｾﾓﾉを のさばらせておくわけには いきません！
We can't allow these imposters to have their way.
しばくｱﾙ｡
Time to lay the smackdown.
Let's go!
行くぞ おら～っ！
(新八/神楽)うお～っ!!
They're on the second floor!
ﾔﾂら ２階だ！
Let's see what these fakes look like!
ﾆｾﾓﾉが！ どんなﾂﾗしてんのか 拝んでやらあ!!
か… 金丸君！
K-Kanemaru-kun!
[Note: Old Odd Jobs member from Ep. 138]
(神楽)い… 池澤！
Ikezawa!
[Note: Old Odd Jobs member from Ep. 138]
(定春)ﾜﾝ！ ﾜﾝ ﾜﾝﾜﾝ！
[Translation: I'm not Furuhashi, you bastards!!]
[Note: "Leader" is Stainless Boy. A Parody of Crystal Boy from Cobra, a Shonen Jump manga from the 80s.]
誰？
Who are you?
[The End]
Gin-san. Kagura-chan.
銀さん 神楽ちゃん！ 聞いてくださいよ｡
Listen to this!
I was walking along,
さっき 道 歩いてたら 女子高生が ﾎﾞｸの顔見て➡
when these high school girls looked at my face and laughed!
笑うんですよ！ ﾎﾞｸの顔 おかしいですか？
Is there something funny about my face?!
変ですか？ なんか ついてますか？
Is it strange?!
Is there something on my face?!
笑うなんて 失礼だと思いませ…｡
Don't you think it's rude to laugh?!
銀さん？
Gin-san?
神楽ちゃん？
Kagura-chan?
もう… ２人とも 勝手に どこ行っちゃったんですか？
Man, where did they run off to?
なんだ いるじゃないですか｡
What? They're in there, huh?
えっ…｡
え～っ!?
ちょっ… ちょっと にいちゃん｡ 手 引っ張ってんか？
H-Hey, big guy.
Can you pull my arm?
えっ？ つっかえてんねや｡
I'm stuck.
引っ張ってって言うとるやろ｡ はようせえや｡
I'm telling you to pull my arm.
Hurry it up.
あっ… はい！
Ah, yes!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
痛い！ 痛い！ 痛い！ 痛い言うとるやろ ﾎﾞｹ!!
That hurts, you damn fool!
もう ええわ｡ 自分で出るわ｡
Forget it.
I'll get out by myself.
ﾎﾝﾏ 今日びの若いもんは➡
[Note: Parody of Doraemon. The main character of an anime and manga about a blue cat-shaped robot who came from the future to help a boy.]
Young people these days don't even know how to pull someone out of a desk.
机から引っ張り出す方法も 知らんのかいな｡
いや… 机から引き出す方法って 普通 知らないでしょう｡
Uh? How to pull someone out of a desk?
No. Most people wouldn't know how to do that.
あ～あ… 茶くれや にいちゃん｡
Get me some tea, big guy.
はぁ？ 茶 持ってこい言うとんのや｡
Huh?
I'm telling you to get me some tea!
お客さんに 何も出せへんのか？ この家は｡
This place doesn't provide its guests with any service?
ああっ… 今！
Ah, right away.
ﾌﾝ｡
誰？
Who is that?
["People Who Die Stay Dead"]
なんやて 女子高生に ｷﾓい ｳｻﾞい言われたんやて？
What's that?
Some high school girls said you were gross and disgusting?
No, it wasn't that bad.
いや そこまでは…｡ 笑われたっていうか➡
They were just laughing at me...
ああ でも今考えたら 好意的な笑いだったかも｡
Though on second thought, it could have been in a good way.
｢目が合っちゃった ｷｬｰ ｽﾃｷ｣みたいな｡
Like, "Oh, He's so cute! Whee!"
ｱﾎか！ ｱﾎ？
Are you a moron?
A moron?
そんなわけ あるかいな！ ちゃんと目開けて前見んかい！
Like hell that would happen.
Keep your eyes wide open and look straight ahead.
In what universe would any high school girls laugh at you in such a romantic way?
どこの世界に にいちゃん見て 好意的に笑いかける➡
女子高生がおるんや!? そりゃ 妄想や！
You're deluding yourself.
ｷﾓｯ ｳｻﾞｯ ﾒｶﾞﾈ！
Gross! Disgusting! Four-eyes!
なんで ﾒｶﾞﾈまで 否定されなきゃいけないんだ…｡
Why do I have to be insulted for my glasses?
あの ちょっとうかがいますけど｡ なんや？
Uh, can I ask something?
What's up?
あなた どちら様でしょうか？
Who are you?
あ？ ﾜｼけ？ ﾜｼは 未来から来たﾛﾎﾞｯﾄや｡
Me?
I'm a robot from the future.
ﾛﾎﾞｯﾄ!?
A robot?!
You're going to have a sad and sorry future at this rate, so I came to help ya.
このままいくと にいちゃんの未来が➡
ﾏｼﾞ ﾊﾝﾊﾟのうかわいそうなことに なるんで助けに来たんや｡
ここで あっそう と返すと 話が終わってしまいそうなんで➡
I'll ask just because I have a feeling the conversation would end if I just accepted that,
あえて聞きますけど かわいそうなことって何ですか？
but what does this sad and sorry future entail?
A sad and sorry future would be sad and sorry.
そら かわいそうなことちゅうたら かわいそうなことや｡
そやな… にいちゃん ｱﾝﾀ ﾒｶﾞﾈちゅうたら➡
Yeah...
You're wearing glasses, which means your eyes are bad, right?
目が悪いってことやな｡ はあ まあ｡
Well, yeah...
おまけに気もきかへんし 運動神経も悪い｡
Plus, you don't know how to be considerate and fail at sports.
そういう人間は だいたい運も悪い｡
Most people with those circumstances have bad luck.
顔悪い 頭悪い 運悪い もう十分かわいそうやのに➡
No looks, no brains, no luck.
Sad and sorry enough as it is, but if it gets worse...
これ以上悪いこと言うたら…｡
I can't bear to tell you.
ﾜｼの口からは そんなことは言われへんわ｡
そこでな お前の子孫が お前を助けに行ってこいって➡
So one of your descendants ordered me to help you out.
ﾜｼに命令したんや｡
そんでな ﾜｼ来とうもないのに➡
Which is why I'm here when I didn't really want to come.
わざわざ こうして 来てやったっちゅうわけや｡
ところでな にいちゃん 何か気いつかへんのかいな？
By the way, big guy.
You're not being considerate enough.
何が？ これやがな これ！
What do you mean?
This right here!
I ask for some tea and that's all you bring?
茶いうたら 茶だけかいな？
You're supposed to offer a snack, too.
普通 甘いもんも 一緒に出すやろが？
ほれ 何ちゅうたかな？
Yeah, you know what I mean?
The one with red bean sandwiched between two spongy pancake-like things?
なんか ｶｽﾃﾗみたいな ﾎｯﾄｹｰｷみたいなもんに➡
あんこ挟んで…｡ はあ…｡
とにかく！ 早よ どら焼き 持ってこいちゅうてんねやがな！
In any case,
bring me some damn dorayaki!
[Note: Dorayaki is Doraemon's favorite food.]
ああ 言っちゃった｡
Ah, he said it.
どうぞ｡ これやがな これこれ！
Here you are.
This is what I'm talking about!
あ あの！ なんや？
U-Uh...
What's up?
If I have descendants...
子孫がいるってことはですね➡
That would mean I got married and had kids, right?
結婚して 子どもを つくったってことですよね？
その… 僕は 誰と 結婚するんでしょうかね？
So...
Who do I marry?
ああ きたきたきた！ え？
Oh, knew it! Knew it! Knew it!
I knew you'd be asking me that.
絶対 聞くと思った 聞かれると思った｡
絶対 せやねん 気になんねん！
I knew it was coming.
にいちゃんの す け べ！
Big guy's a real...dirty...man.
あ…｡
もう 最近の若いもんは➡
Man, I can't get over how young people these days don't have any patience.
こらえ性がないんで おっちゃん かなわんわ｡
あのな ここで 答えを言うことは簡単や｡
Look here.
It'd be simple for me to give you the answer.
けどな それを言うたら➡
But you know what?
That would make you give up on thinking for yourself.
にいちゃんは 自分で考えるという作業を➡
放棄してしまう｡ それでええんか？
You okay with that?
Aren't you just saying that because you don't know?
そんなこと言ってて➡
ﾎﾝﾄは知らないんじゃないですか？ なっ!? にいちゃん➡
Looks like I'll have to explain this to you, big guy.
わかってないようやから 教えたるわ！
な 何をですか？
E-Explain what?
うん…｡
普通やったら➡
Under normal circumstances,
you would hesitate and wonder about whether you really liked that girl.
その子がほんまに好きなんか 迷うし考える｡
いざ つきおうても 好きでいてもらえるように➡
A man betters himself through the effort of establishing and maintaining a relationship.
努力し男を磨く｡ 逆に言えば➡
You could even say that love only lasts because of constant growth.
成長し続けるからこそ 愛も続くんや｡
ここでﾜｼが答えを言うたら そしたらにいちゃんは➡
If I give you the answer now,
you'll believe that you can marry that girl without doing anything.
何やっても その子と結婚できると思て➡
慢心してしまうやろが｡ そんで努力も挑戦もせんで➡
And then you'll just lounge around your entire life
ﾀﾞﾗﾀﾞﾗﾀﾞﾗﾀﾞﾗ… 生きていくわけや｡ このﾊﾞｶﾁﾝが！
without putting in any effort or taking any risks, dumbass.
せやから教えたないねん｡ 意地悪ちゃうねん！
Which is why I won't tell you.
I'm not being mean.
すみませんでした｡ ﾈｺえもんさん｡
Forgive me, Nekoemon-san.
[Note: Parody of Doraemon. "Neko" means "cat".]
Who are you calling Nekoemon?!
誰が ﾈｺえもんやねん！
Huh?! Didn't you come from the future to help me out?
えぇ!? でも未来から 先祖を助けに来たんでしょ!?
ﾜｼ みんなから仏のようや 神様みたいや言われるけどな➡
People even treat me like a Buddha or a god.
ﾈｺだけはｱｶﾝねん！ めっちゃ嫌いやねん！
But I can't stand cats.
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's fear of mice.]
I absolutely despise them!
あの鳴き声… ほんまｿﾞｯとするわ！
The sound they make gives me shivers.
見てみ これ！
Look here.
この耳 昔 ﾈｺにかじられたんや｡
These ears were bitten by a cat.
えっ!? ﾈｽﾞﾐにじゃなくて!?
Huh? Not by a mouse?!
[Note: In the story, Doraemon's ears were bitten off by a mouse.]
I said a cat did it!
ﾈｺ言うとるやろ!! あ はい！ すみませんでした｡
Ah, yes!
Sorry.
ﾎﾞｸてっきり お腹のﾎﾟｹｯﾄから➡
I thought you were someone who could pull tools out of the pocket on his stomach.
[Note: Parody of Doraemon. His pocket is filled with tools.]
道具とか出せる人かと思って｡ え？
まぁ 出せへんこともないけどな｡
Well, it's not that I can't.
えっ 出せるんですか!? あたりまえや！
Huh? You can?
Of course. Who do you think I am?
ﾜｼを誰やと思てんねん！ じゃ じゃあ あの…！
I-In that case...
空を自由に飛べるやつとか➡
That thing that lets you fly through the sky!
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Bamboo Copter.]
どこでも自由に行けるﾄﾞｱとか➡
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Anywhere Door.]
Or the door that lets you go anywhere!
光あてるだけで おっきくしたり➡
Or the flashlight that makes stuff big or small!
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Small Light.]
ちっさくしたりできる 懐中電灯とか！
はっ!? 怖っ！
Scary!
怖いわぁ お母ちゃん！ この人 怖いわぁ！
I'm scared, Mommy!
This person scares me!
空飛んで 女湯をのぞき見たり➡
He'll fly through the sky to peek on women bathing.
Once he can go anywhere, he'll sneak into a girls' locker room.
どこでも行けるようになって 女子更衣室に入り込んだり➡
He'll become small so he can slide down a girl's cleavage.
ちっちゃくなって 女の子の乳の谷間➡
ちゅるちゅる～って 滑ったりしたいって！
あぁ～ 怖いわぁ！ この人 獣や！
Ah! I'm scared!
This person's an animal!
淫らな獣と書いて淫獣や～！
A sex-craved beast! A sex beast!
Why can you only come up with criminal actions?!
なんで犯罪系ばっかなんですか!!
えっ？ でも それしかないやろ？ 違いますよ！
Huh?
Isn't that all there is?
No!
もっと自分を向上させるために 使いますよ！
I would use them to improve myself!
まぁ そう言うんやったら 出そうかな｡
Well, if that's the case, I guess I'll bring them out.
竹ｳｲﾝｸﾞ！
Bamboo-wing!
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Bamboo Copter]
Go-anywhere sliding door!
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Anywhere Door.]
どこでも障子！
大小ﾗｲﾄ！
Big and small light!
[Note: Parody of Doraemon's Small Light.]
え… これ ですか？
Uh.
This is it?
ﾘｱｸｼｮﾝ薄っ！
Such a weak response!
何やこれ ｼｮﾎﾞｲなぁとか 思てんちゃうん？
So you think these look weak?
まんまｵﾓﾁｬやんとか 思てるやろ!?
You probably think they're just toys.
いや… 実はちょっと｡
Well, kinda...
実際使たら びっくりすんで｡ ﾎﾝﾄですか！
You'll be surprised when I use them.
Really?
疑うんやったら ちょ やってみいや｡
Give it a try if you don't believe me.
これ… どう使うんですか？
How are you supposed to use this?
普通に開けたらええねん｡
Just open it.
こうですか？
Like this?
Isn't this just a door with a piece of paper on the other side?!
これって裏っかわに 紙 貼ってある➡
だけじゃないですか！ うん｡
Yeah, switch the paper and you can see anywhere you want.
貼りかえたらどんなとこでも 見えるさかいな！
Huh?!
はぁ!? しかも くぐれないくらい小さいし！
And it's too small to go through!
文句ばっかり言う子やなぁ｡
Man, you just don't stop complaining.
ないことよりもあることに 満足しなさい！
You should learn to be satisfied with what you have.
こんな子供の工作みたいなもんで 満足できるか!!
How am I supposed to be satisfied by something a child could have made?!
あっ！ 何すんねんな!?
What are you doing?!
どうせ これも灯りが つくだけなんじゃないんですか？
This is probably just a flashlight.
ちょちょちょ… 待ってんか｡ これ しゃあないねん｡ あぁ？
W-Wait, hold on.
There's a reason for this.
Eh?
Please! Just listen to me!
ほんま これだけは聞いて｡ これだけ！
Please!
あのな 今 これ作ってるとこやねん｡
You see, this is still a work-in-progress.
A prototype.
試作品やねん｡ あとで ちゃんとしたの持ってくるから➡
I'll bring a working one later so just use this for now.
今んとこは それ使うててもろうて…｡
Well, it carries out the function of lighting up dark places.
まあ 暗いとこを 照らす機能は ありますし…｡
Right? Right?
せやろ せやろ？ すっごい便利！ めっちゃ便利！
Very useful! Super useful!
考えてもみいや｡
Just think about it.
It's the middle of the night and you're going to buy one of those
[Note: In Japan, racy magazines are often sold in vending machines.]
にいちゃんが 人にはあんまり 言われへんような本を➡
magazines you don't want other people to know about.
夜中に買いに行ったとするやろ｡
((あっ！
ああっ!?
あっ！))
♪♪～
そのあと にいちゃんは そのﾗｲﾄのおかげで➡
The flashlight helps you find the money you dropped so you can buy the magazine.
落としたお金を見つけて➡
無事 本を 手に入れられるっちゅうわけや｡
Could you stop treating me like I'm in middle school?!
人を中２みたいに扱うの やめてくれませんか!!
なんか期待してたのが ﾊﾞｶみたいなぁ｡
I feel like an idiot for expecting anything.
何言うてんねん!? これ！ これはすごいから！
What are you saying?!
Here! This is amazing!
本物やから！ 人が頭につけたら空飛べるから！
It's the real thing!
You can fly if you stick this on your head!
ﾎﾝﾄですか？ 空飛べるっていうのだって➡
Really?
Don't you mean that it can fly when it's not attached to anything else?
それ単体だったらとかって ことじゃないんですか？
いやいや ほんまやて！ ほんまに人ごと飛べるんやて！
No way. It's the real deal.
You can actually fly.
これ頭につければいいんですね｡
I just have to put this on my head, right?
ああ｡
Yeah...
It's just...that...
ただ それな…｡
えっ… うわっ！
あぁ… せやから 言わんこっちゃない｡
Don't say I didn't warn you.
ちょ…｡
Hey.
だっ！ うがっ！
がっ！ ぐっ！
あの… こういう 滑空型じゃなくて➡
Uh, don't you have one that goes vertically instead of horizontally?
上昇型のやつって ないんですか？
ああ あれな｡ 一応 持ってきてるけどな｡
Oh, that.
I actually brought one.
Bamboo-wing: Vertical!
竹ｳｲﾝｸﾞ上昇型！
なんだ あるんじゃないですか｡
Oh. You have one.
But I wouldn't recommend using it.
しかし あんまり ｵｽｽﾒでけへんねんけどなぁ｡
ごっ!?
ぐわぁ～!! ああ またや！
Ah, not again.
That old timer gave me another defective model.
あのｵｯｻﾝ また不良品つかませよったわ｡
あぁ…｡ まあな 道具に頼るなっちゅうこっちゃ｡
So yeah...
This shows that you shouldn't rely on tools.
よかったな にいちゃん｡ ひとつ利口になって｡
Isn't that great, big guy?
You've learned something.
じゃあ ﾎﾞｸのためと言いつつ➡
So what exactly are you going to do to help me?
具体的には 何やってくれるんですか？
うん… にいちゃん なんかに頼ってるうちはｱｶﾝ｡
Big guy...
You can't rely on others.
道具や わしに 最初から頼ってるようでは➡
If you rely on me and my tools from the start, your future won't change a lick..
ｱﾝﾀの未来は なんも変わらへん｡
にいちゃん わしな➡
You see, big guy...
基本 にいちゃんのそばに おるだけや｡
I'm essentially supposed to be with you.
I might bring out a tool to help you every once in a while or listen to you complain.
まあ ときどき 道具出して助けたり➡
愚痴とか聞いたるかもしれん｡
けど基本 何もせえへんつもりや｡
But for the most part, I don't intend to do anything.
ええか 子供が 好奇心とか冒険心とかを➡
Got it?
Kids are no longer curious or adventurous
失うようになったのは ７つﾎﾞｰﾙ集めたら➡
because of the dragon that brings dead people back to life if you collect seven balls
[Note: Refers to Dragon Ball.]
死人でも 生き返らせてくれる龍や➡
｢助けて｣と言うたら 道具でも何でも出してくれる➡
and the robot cat who pulls out tools when someone goes crying for help.
猫型ﾛﾎﾞｯﾄのせいや｡
Uh?
えっ？ それ自分の存在 全否定してません？
Did you just deny your own existence?
わし 猫ちゃうし… ってそういう問題やないねん｡
I'm no cat.
And that's not the issue here.
みんな気づいてないけどな➡
People haven't realized this yet,
あれは 道具で 簡単に解決することよりも➡
but the robot did more good when he was by the kid's side
ﾛﾎﾞｯﾄがそばに おることのほうが でかいんや｡
than when he was using tools to solve his problems.
親でも兄弟でもなく ﾍﾟｯﾄでもない｡
It wasn't a parent, sibling, or pet.
But it was someone the kid could talk to about anything, like a friend.
けれども 友達より 何でも話せる存在や｡
悪いとこ情けないとこ➡
It was important to have someone who could accept all his flaws and weaknesses.
全部受け止めてくれるそういう 存在が 大事っちゅう話やねん｡
おるんか？ 兄ちゃんにそういう存在が｡
Do you have someone like that, big guy?
はぁ…｡
そやろ｡ でも心配せんでもええ｡
Right?
But you don't need to worry.
わしとにいちゃんは これからは 友達や｡
You and I are friends now.
ええな？ はい｡
Okay?
Yes.
♪♪～
ほならな 手始めにあそこにある ﾃﾚﾋﾞな ﾃﾞｼﾞﾀﾙに変えよか｡
So let's start by switching that TV to a digital one.
ああ あれ ﾎﾝﾄに2011年７月24日に 切り替わるんですかね？
Oh, that.
Are they really going to switch on July 24, 2011?
Well, in the end...
それな 結局… ん？ どうしました？
What's wrong?
ｱｶﾝ ｽｶｲﾈｯﾄに聞かれる｡
Not good.
We'll be overheard by Skynet.
[Note: Parody of Terminator]
ｽｶｲﾈｯﾄ？ ﾀｲﾑﾊﾟﾄﾛｰﾙとかじゃなくて？
Skynet?
Don't you mean the Time Patrol?
[Note: Refers to Time Patrol from Doraemon.]
せや｡ ｽｶｲﾈｯﾄは軍事用に 開発されたｺﾝﾋﾟｭｰﾀｰなんやけど｡
You see...
Skynet is this computer developed by the military.
But at one point, it determined that humans were its enemy.
あるとき人間を敵と認定したんや｡
それからﾛﾎﾞｯﾄと人間は 長いこと戦い続けてきたんや｡
That was the beginning of a long war between robots and humans.
あの 話が見えないんですけど｡
Uh, I don't see where this is going.
せやから 最初から言うとるやろが！
Didn't I explain this in the beginning?
未来から にいちゃんのことが心配で来た｡
I came from the future because people were worried about you.
I can use tools to protect you.
道具とかつこて守ったる｡ けど それだけやて｡
But that's all.
ええまあ｡ わしは ええもんやからなぁ｡
Uh, yeah...
I'm pretty sharp.
よかったな ｺﾅｰ！
Lucky you, Connor!
[Note: Parody of Terminator]
えっ 粉？
Huh?
Connor?
Connor!
ｺﾅｰ！
ｺﾅｰ？
Connor?
自分 ｺﾅｰちゃうの？
Aren't you...Connor?
志村新八です｡
I'm Shinpachi Shimura.
ごめん まちごうた｡
Sorry, I got the wrong guy.
えっ？ え～っ…｡
Huh? What...?
The next episode...
"If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again."
[A new type of flu has hit Edo.]
[Shinpachi keeps encountering bothersome individuals while caring for his sister.
[See you next time.]