はぁ もういい大人なんだし わかるだろ？
We're all adults here. You should understand, yeah?
ｱﾝﾀが きっちり 借金返してくれねえから➡
Bad things happen when you don't pay your debts.
いろいろ 面倒になるってことくらいさぁ｡
ん？ 長谷川さん｡
Yeah, Hasegawa-san?
はぁ… 万事屋さん…｡
Mr. Odd Jobs...
You realize that the deadline's already passed.
返済期限が とっくに 過ぎてることは ご存じですよね｡
(銀時)まぁ… ねぇ…｡
Well, yeah...
[TEL]
もしもし… はい… はい…｡
Hello?
Yes. Yes.
こっちと同じでいいだろう｡
You're fine with what we're doing?
あとは 予定どおりに｡
So we'll go with the plan...
ﾏｸﾞﾛ… 釣ってこいや｡
Go fish up some tuna.
["Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Bakayaro'?"]
(長谷川)なんだ…｡ 銀さんたちも借金で…｡
Oh, you guys were also in debt.
いやいや… ｵﾚたちは別に 長谷川さんみたいに➡
No, no, no.
We weren't desperate the way you were.
追い込み かけられたわけじゃないからね｡
こっちは 万事屋だけに 依頼だから｡
We're here on a job.
人助けだからさ｡ ｳｿ言うな！
We're doing someone a favor.
Don't lie!
ｵﾚと ｼﾁｭｴｰｼｮﾝ まったく 一緒じゃんかよ！ 違うから！
You're in the exact same situation as I am!
We're not!
一緒のようで違うから！ どこがだよ！
It may look similar, but it's not!
How?!
We have a different purpose!
(神楽)全然同じｱﾙ｡ (新八)暑い…｡
The exact same reason...
Same difference!
It's hot...
おい お前ら！ ｸﾞﾁばっか言ってんじゃねえ！
Hey, pipsqueaks.
Cut the griping.
なんだよ ｱﾝﾅﾊﾟﾊﾟ｡ いや 特命の人だよ｡
What do you want, Anna's papa?
No, he's one of them.
いいか お前ら｡ どんな理由があろうと➡
Now listen up.
It doesn't matter why you're here. Everybody is equal on this ship.
船に乗り込んじまえば 皆同じ｡
３か月は海の上だ｡
We'll be out at sea for three months.
ただただ重労働の毎日｡
Hard labor every day.
普通の人間じゃ とてももたねえ｡
Impossible for ordinary humans to bear.
So what do we...
それじゃあ どうすれば？
たったひとつだけ方法がある｡
There's only one way.
なに 簡単な話さ｡
Don't worry. It's very simple.
お前たちが海の男になればいい｡
You just have to become men of the sea.
見本 見せてやる｡
I'll show you how it's done.
希代のﾜﾙだね ｱｲﾂは！
That sucker's a real tough one!
Yeah, just like that.
まっ ｻﾞｯと こんなもんよ｡ ﾎﾝﾄに ﾏｸﾞﾛが釣れるんだ…｡
It's actually possible to fish up tuna.
なんだ 叫ぶだけなら簡単ｱﾙ｡
Oh.
It's easy if we just have to shout.
Real Japanese eat ochazuke!
日本人だったら お茶漬けだろうが～！
やったｱﾙ！
I did it!
Now I can have all the ochazuke I want!
これで お茶漬け食べ放題ね！ ｼｬｹ ｼｬｹ…｡
Salmon... A salmon...
People say that fishing is about patience, but they're wrong.
世間じゃ 釣りは忍耐だとか 言ってるが そうじゃない｡
要は気合いだ｡ 気合い？
It's about guts.
Guts?
お前も海の男になるなら やってみな｡ はい！
Give it a try if you want to become a man of the sea.
Yes. I'll make it to the top one day!
ﾎﾞｸは 将来 ﾋﾞｯｸﾞになる～!!
ｱﾊﾊﾊ！ 新八らしいｻｲｽﾞｱﾙ！
A perfect size for Shinpachi.
ｵﾚも やってみるかな｡
I'll give it a try too.
ﾊﾂ！ 戻ってきてくれ!!
Hatsu! Come back to me!
いや ｺｲﾂも ﾍﾞｯﾄﾞの上では ある意味 ﾏｸﾞﾛだけど…｡
Well, this would count as being a dead fish in bed...
Hey, big guy.
おい にいちゃん｡
It doesn't matter...
いいんですよ｡ ｵﾚなんて どうせ ﾏﾀﾞｵですから｡
I'm just a Madao.
You idiot!
ﾊﾞｶﾔﾛｰ！
そんな簡単に あきらめてんじゃねえ！
Don't give up so easily!
人生なんて 漁と同じだ！ １回や２回の失敗で…｡
Life is like fishing!
You can't give up after one or two failures...
No, I've failed at least seven or eight times in a row...
いや… 少なくとも ７～８回は 続けて失敗してますが！
Then try another hundred or thousand times!
だったら 100回でも 1,000回でも やり続けりゃいいだろ！
あきらめちまったら もうそこで終わりだろうが！
If you give up, it's all over!
せ… 船長…｡
C-Captain...
And you have your friends.
それに お前には 仲間がいるじゃねえか｡
銀さん！ みんな！ いいってことよ｡
Gin-san!
Everyone!
It's no big deal.
I'm gonna do this!
ｵﾚ やるよ！ 釣って釣って 釣りまくってみせるよ！
I'll catch every fish in the damn ocean!
あぁ やろうぜ！
Let's get to it!
We'll return triumphantly with a big catch in tow!
でっかい大漁旗 なびかせて凱旋しようや！
銀さん かっこいい！
Gin-san!
You rule!
＜ このとき 男たちは ひとつになった｡
That was when the men were united.
男たちは 日に日にたくましく 精悍になっていき➡
They grew tougher and bolder with each passing day.
They transformed into true men of the sea.
真の海の男へと変貌していった｡
And time marched on...
そして 時は流れ…＞
銀さん ｵﾚたち やりきったよな｡
Gin-san, we did it.
あぁ 大漁だ！
Yeah, it's a fine haul.
いや… なんか違くね？
Uh, isn't there something wrong here?
As you'd expect from the CEO of a big company.
さすが 大企業の社長｡
A hefty reward for hushing up an affair.
浮気もみ消しただけで このぶ厚さだ｡
ひい ふう みい… ｳﾎｯ！
One, two, three...
Okay, we'll splurge on some Korean BBQ tonight.
よし 今日は奮発して 焼き肉だな｡
Really? At JoJo-en?
ﾎﾝﾄｱﾙか？ ｼﾞｮｼﾞｮ苑ｱﾙか！
You want me to hang myself?
ｵﾚに 首くくらせるつもりか？
We're obviously picking one with a buffet.
ﾊﾞｲｷﾝｸﾞ形式の食べ放題に 決まってんだろ｡
ｱﾊﾊﾊ！ 神楽ちゃんと焼き肉は➡
Kagura-chan will eat a whole cow if you take her out for Korean BBQ.
牛１頭かうような もんですもんね｡
安くても いいもん｡ どこ行くｱﾙ？
I don't mind if it's cheap.
Where are we going?
ｱｲｽとかも食い放題のとこ あったろ あそこ｡
There was a place that also had all-you-can-eat ice cream.
That place.
あっ 自分で ｿﾌﾄｸﾘｰﾑ 作れるところですか？
The place where you can make your own soft-serve?
あれ いいですよね｡ あれはなぁ➡
That place is nice.
You know, even though I'm all grown up,
いい歳しても やっぱ ｿﾌﾄｸﾘｰﾑ ﾆｭｲ～ﾝって出てくると➡
I still get excited when ice cream shoots out of the machine.
ﾃﾝｼｮﾝ上がっちゃうもんな｡
あれは 何なんだろうな？ 私は あんなもんより➡
I wonder how that works.
I get more excited about the stuff that shoots out on your rice.
｢ごはんですね｣ ﾆｭｲ～ﾝ 出たきたほうが➡
ﾃﾝｼｮﾝ上がるｱﾙ｡ 人の夢を壊すな➡
Don't ruin my dreams.
Kids should keep quiet.
ｶﾞｷは 黙ってろい｡
This conversation has made me really hungry.
(神楽)あ～ こんな話ししてたら お腹減ってきたｱﾙ｡
Sorry about that.
No problem.
Which floor?
そういや今日 仕事早かったから 朝ﾒｼ食ってねえな｡
Ah, the first floor.
That's right. We had to work early so we didn't eat breakfast.
あぁ 早く ﾎﾙﾓﾝ たらふく食べたいｱﾙ｡
I can't wait to fill up my belly with cow liver.
ｵﾚは 牛ﾀﾝかなぁ｡
I'm more interested in cow tongue.
ﾚﾓﾝ汁つけて ﾒｼと一緒に ｶﾞｻｯと｡
Add some lemon juice and chow down with some rice.
いいですね｡
Sounds wonderful.
ﾖﾀﾞﾚ垂れてるぞ｡
You're drooling.
(あくび)
なんか 長くないですか？
Isn't this taking too long?
The building's pretty tall.
結構な高層ﾋﾞﾙだからな｡
I wish it'd hurry up.
早くしてほしいｱﾙ｡
お腹と背中が ﾒﾝﾁきり合ってるｱﾙ｡
My stomach and back are glaring at each other.
銀さん やっぱり ちょっと長くないですか？
Gin-san, isn't this too long though?
Like Tower of Druaga length?
これ ﾄﾞﾙｱｰｶﾞの塔並みですよ｡
それに なんか 階の表示が 14階で止まってるんですけど｡
And it looks like we're stuck on the 14th floor.
気にすることないね｡
No big deal.
きっと 14階と13階の間が ものすご～く長いｱﾙ｡
There's probably a huge gap between the 14th and 13th floors.
I see.
そうか｡
Uh, there shouldn't be a building like that.
つうか そんなﾋﾞﾙ なくね？
There shouldn't.
ないね｡ 14階だけ でかいﾋﾞﾙなんて 聞いたことないね｡
I've never heard of a building with an especially big 14th floor.
つうか 銀さん これ ぶっちゃけ➡
And Gin-san, quite frankly...
このｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰ さっきから 動いてなくね？
This elevator hasn't been moving?
操作盤 反応なし｡
The buttons aren't responding.
The door won't open.
扉も開かない｡
銀さん これ ひょっとして ﾎﾞｸたち これ…➡
Gin-san, is this...
Does this mean...
閉じ込められました!? ｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰに！
We're trapped?
On an elevator?
["When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens"]
This sucks!
最悪ｱﾙ！
よりによって こんな お腹ﾍﾟｺﾍﾟｺなときに！
It had to happen when I'm starving!
Somebody save us!
誰か 助けて～ ﾍﾙﾌﾟ ﾍﾙﾌﾟﾐｰ！ 待て 待て待て｡
Help! Help me!
Hold on.
落ち着け！ 騒ぐな ﾊﾞｶﾀﾚ｡
Calm down.
Don't make such a fuss, stupid.
You should be used to this kind of thing.
お前 こんなこと よくあるこったろうよ｡
これしきで 取り乱してんじゃねえ➡
Don't lose your cool. It's pathetic.
みっともねえ｡ だって➡
But! What if we can't get out?!
このまま出られなかったら どうするｱﾙか!?
私 すぐに餓死してしまうよ！
I'll starve to death!
That won't happen.
んなわけねえだろ｡ ｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰってのはな➡
Elevators have an emergency button for these situations.
こういうときのために 非常用ﾎﾞﾀﾝってのが ついてんの｡
あっ！ ﾎﾝﾄｱﾙ！
There really is one!
Once we press this, the building manager will know something is wrong and come help us.
これを押せば 異常が 管理室に伝わって➡
すぐ 助けが来るんだ｡ ｱﾁｮｯ！
どんだけ あせって押してんだ!?
What the hell was that?!
非常用ﾎﾞﾀﾝ押せっつったんだよ！
I said to press the emergency button!
誰が 秘孔押せっつった!?
Not to kill it!
What are we going to do?!
どうすんですか!? 操作ﾊﾟﾈﾙごと壊れちゃいましたよ！
The entire control panel is busted!
Sorry, I used too much force.
ごめん｡ 力みすぎたｱﾙ｡
ごめんって どうすんだよ これ どうやって助け呼ぶの これ！
Sorry isn't gonna cut it!
How are we going to call for help?!
お お 落ち着け｡ 大丈夫 大丈夫だって｡
C-Calm down...
It'll be fine. Just fine.
非常用ﾎﾞﾀﾝなんて なくても➡
Even if the emergency button doesn't work, somebody in the building should notice the problem.
このﾋﾞﾙの誰かが 異常に気づくだろう｡
You people shouldn't panic.
お前ら ﾎﾝﾄ あせりすぎなんだ｡
こういうときほど 冷静にならねえとﾀﾞﾒだよ｡
You need to be calm during these situations.
Uh, excuse me...
(御子柴)あのう すみません➡
Everyone at this company leaves work by five.
ここの会社 ５時が 退社時間でして➡
There shouldn't be anyone left at this time.
今の時間は もう誰も 残ってないと思います｡
あ… あ… そうなんですか｡
Oh, is that so?
But a company this big should have security guards on patrol...
でも こんだけ でかい会社になると➡
警備員とかもいるだろうし 見回りとかもあるし➡
There's no need to worry..
あせることなんて 全然…｡ あのう すみません｡
Mikoshiba
Uh, excuse me.
I would be the security guard.
その警備員 私です｡
なぁ 助けてくれ 誰か！ ﾍﾙﾌﾟ！ ﾍﾙﾌﾟ ﾐｰ!!
Somebody save us!
Help! Help me!
最終的に あの人が いちばん取り乱してんですけど｡
And he ends up being the one that panics.
ﾃﾒｴ ｶﾞｰﾄﾞﾏﾝなんだから なんとかしろよ この状況！
Hey, man!
If you're the security guard, you should do something about this situation!
つうか なんでﾃﾒｴが ｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰ乗ってんだよ！
And why are you riding the elevator?!
Shouldn't you be prepared for the unexpected?
もしものこと考えろ ﾊﾞｶﾔﾛｰ！
I-I'm sorry.
す すみません｡ 屋上で弁当食べてたら ちょっと➡
My stomach was full after eating my bento on the roof so I didn't want to move...
お腹いっぱいになっちゃって 動きたくなくて➡
でも 明日になれば みんな出社してくるし…｡
But everybody will come to work tomorrow.
Tomorrow?! I haven't eaten anything today! I can't wait that long!
明日って お前 ｵﾚ 今日まだﾒｼ食ってねえんだぞ｡
そんなに待てるか！ つうか銀さん｡
And Gin-san...
今週って 明日から土日月って 三連休じゃなかったでしたっけ？
Isn't tomorrow the start of a three-day weekend?
今週は ｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣土曜に出るとか 騒いでましたよね｡
There was a huge fuss about JUMP coming out on Saturday this week.
Th-Three-day weekend?
さ… 三連休!?
ちょ ちょっと待て｡ じゃあ ﾍﾀしたら➡
H-Hold on.
That means there's a chance that nobody will come to this building for four days?
４日後まで このﾋﾞﾙには誰も人が｡ いや でも➡
But we always have people working on holidays, so I'm sure it'll be fine.
いつも誰か休日出勤してくるんで きっと大丈夫です｡
どこに そんな保証があるんだ！ いい加減なことぬか…｡
How can you be sure?!
Stop your stupid...
(お腹が鳴る音)
ﾀﾞﾒだ｡ 腹が減って怒る気力もねえ｡
It's no use.
I'm so hungry that I don't have the energy to get angry.
本当なら今頃 ｶﾙﾋﾞにﾎﾙﾓﾝ➡
I was supposed to be enjoying spare ribs and cow liver...
お腹いっぱい 食べてたはずなのに｡
なんで こんな目に…｡
Why did this happen?
と とにかく➡
A-Anyway...
助けが来るのを信じて 待つしかないみたいですね｡
We have no choice but to wait for help to come.
それに残業してる人も まだ きっといますよ｡
And I'm sure there are people working overtime.
元気出してください｡ きっと誰か気づいてくれますって｡
Cheer up.
I'm sure someone will notice us.
きっと助けは来てくれます｡
Someone will come save us.
So we have to hang in there.
だから それまで がんばりましょう｡
♪♪～
どれくらい時間経ったんですかね｡
How much time has passed?
まだかなぁ 助け…｡
Isn't any help going to come?
あのう 何か しゃべりませんか？
Uh, why don't we talk about something?
黙ってると この狭いｴﾚﾍﾞｰﾀｰの圧迫感で➡
It's pretty smothering in this small elevator if we sit in silence.
押し潰されそうになるんですけど｡
空気を… 空気を変えましょう｡
Air. We should get some fresh air.
We can't get any fresh air.
空気なんて変わんねえよ｡ だって ｵﾚたち４人で➡
Since the four of us are stuck in this small box forever,
ず～っと この狭い箱の中の同じ空気➡
吸って吐いて 吸って吐いて➡
breathing the same air that gets worse and worse.
よどんだ空気 ためまくってるわけだからね｡
Uh, could we avoid any negative topics?
あのう そういう ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞな話はいいです｡
(神楽)なんか心なしか 空気が だんだん➡
Is it just me or are we running out of air?
薄くなってる気がするｱﾙ｡ 息苦しい｡
It's hard to breathe.
Are we going to run out of air and die before any help comes?
このまま助けが来る前に➡
空気がなくなって私たち死ぬｱﾙか｡ 窒息して死ぬｱﾙか｡
Are we going to suffocate to death?
Uh, Kagura-chan...
ﾊﾞｶ言ってんじゃねえよ｡ 助けなんて ﾊﾅから来ねえよ｡
Don't be stupid.
There won't be any help.
Stop that.
Hey...
Gin-san?
誰にも気づかれないまま➡
We're going to rot to death in here without anyone noticing.
ひっそり 死んでいくんだよ ｵﾚたちは｡
C'mon.
I said to stop that!
ちょっと やめてって言ってんでしょ！
Stop being negative.
ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞなこと考えるのは よしましょうよ！
らしくないですよ｡
It's not like you.
This is the time to think happy thoughts.
こんな時だからこそ 楽しいことだけ考えましょう｡
気を しっかり持ってください｡
Get a grip!
Right, Mikoshiba-san?
ねぇ御子柴さん 何か楽しい話題ありませんか？
Can you think of a fun topic?
話題といっても…｡
Fun topic...?
あっ！ そういえば御子柴さん➡
Oh, that's right.
Mikoshiba-san, how long have you been working here?
何年くらい この仕事やられてるんですか？
A little over three years, I think.
３年ちょいですかね｡
Oh, so you just switched jobs recently.
あっ じゃあ最近 転職されたんですね｡
No, not exactly...
いや 転職っていうか こうして夜勤始めたのが３年前｡
I began working at night three years ago.
昼間は昼間で ｻﾗﾘｰﾏﾝやってるんです私｡
I'm a salaryman during the day.
Oh? That sounds rough.
え！ それは大変ですね｡ 休むﾋﾏ ないじゃないですか｡
You don't get any time to rest.
えぇ まぁ大変ですけどね｡
Yes...
Well, it is pretty rough.
まぁ ﾏｲﾎｰﾑがね…｡
Well, there's a house involved...
Oh, you're saving up money to buy a house.
あぁ！ ﾏｲﾎｰﾑ建てる資金のために｡
そうか！ 我が家を持つために お父さん燃えてるわけだ｡
I see. The father is fired up to own a house.
かっこいいですね！ いや あの…｡
That's so cool.
No, uh...
燃えたのは ﾏｲﾎｰﾑのほうで➡
The house was the one on fire...
ﾛｰﾝとか いろいろ残したまま ｱﾚしちゃって➡
It happened when there were still loans on the house.
それで そういうの返済するために｡
So I'm working to pay those off...
Oh... I... I see...
あ… あぁ… そうですか｡
あの… なんか すみません｡
Sorry about that.
いえ 別に｡
No, it's okay...
《しまった～！ 明るい話題で 空気を変えるどころか➡
Shoot!
Instead of lightening the mood with a happy conversation,
変なところ突っ込んで さらに 空気を重たくしちゃったよ～！
I made it worse by asking the wrong question!
It's no good!
ﾀﾞﾒだ… やっぱり人の過去とか 詮索しちゃいけないんだ｡
You shouldn't pry into other people's past!
話題を変えよう》
Let's change the subject!
そうだ！ ここから出たら 何したいですか？ みなさん｡
That's right!
What does everyone want to do once we get out of here?
ﾎﾞｸは やっぱり焼き肉かな｡
I'm all for Korean BBQ.
こんな腹ﾍﾟｺで食べたら さぞかし おいしいんだろうな｡
I'm sure it'll taste marvelous on an empty stomach.
空腹は最大の調味料ですもんね｡ そう考えたら この状況も➡
Hunger is the best spice.
When you look at it that way, this situation is merely preparing us to eat Korean BBQ.
焼き肉食べるための ただの布石に思えてきました｡
あぁ ｽﾃｷですね その考え方｡ そう思うと苦じゃなくなりますね｡
Ah, that's a wonderful way to look at it.
That makes this feel less painful.
そうでしょ！
Right?
Ah, why don't you join us for Korean BBQ, Mikoshiba-san?
あっ 御子柴さんも よかったら ご一緒しませんか？ 焼き肉｡
ここで会ったのも何かの縁でしょ｡
We must have been brought together for a reason.
私は… 遠慮します｡
I'll pass...
七輪の火は もう二度と見たくない｡
I never want to see a lit stove again...
We went from Korean BBQ to fire!
《焼き肉から燃え移った～！ 最悪だ!!
This is bad!
また えらいところ 突っ込んじゃった！》
I hit another sore subject!
あの時 庭で焼き肉なんてしなければ…｡
If only we hadn't done Korean BBQ on the lawn...
だから私は 牛角行こうって言ったのに…｡
[Note: Parody of Gyu-kaku, a popular Korean BBQ chain in the US and Japan.]
That's why I said we should go to Ushi-kaku.
あの… すみません なんか｡
Uh...
I'm really sorry.
No, it's okay.
いえ 別に…｡
《空気が… 空気が どんどん重たくなっていく～！
The mood!
It's getting gloomier in here!
なんとかしなくちゃ！》
I have to do something!
そ… そうか｡ 焼き肉は あんまり好きじゃないんですね｡
Th-That's it...
So you don't really like Korean BBQ, huh?
何か 好物とかあるんですか？
Is there some other food you really enjoy?
A food I enjoy?
好物ですか… 嫁の作った弁当ですかねぇ｡
The bento my wife made for me, I suppose.
あっ！ さっきも弁当食べてたって 言ってましたもんね｡
Ah, you said you were eating one just now.
A bento from your loving wife?
愛妻弁当ですか？ い… いえ…｡
N-No...
またまた～ 妬けちゃうな～ もう｡
Come on. You're making me burn up with envy.
ﾎﾝﾄに… 全部 焼けちゃいました｡
Yes, it all burned up..
My wife... My house...
妻も家も 私の大切なもの すべて…｡
Everything I cared about...
That wasn't what I meant!
《やけるって そっちの焼けるじゃねえ!!
最悪だ！ 何の話題をしても➡
This is bad!
This person keeps dragging the conversation back to that point!
そっちに ﾑﾘやり持っていくよ この人！》
あの… すみません｡
Uh, sorry...
やけるって 別にそういう意味じゃ なかったんですけど…｡
That wasn't what I meant...
ごめんなさい｡
I'm sorry.
Hey!
《ちょっと～！ もう最悪の空気だよ｡
The mood in here is terrible!
What do I do?!
どうすんだよこれ～！》
I understand. It's okay.
わかってます｡ いいんです｡ 全部 私が悪いんです｡
It was all my fault.
I'm a terrible security guard.
とんだｶﾞｰﾄﾞﾏﾝですよ 私は｡ 妻も守れずに…｡
I couldn't even protect my wife...
気に病むことねえよ｡
You don't have to worry about it.
You'll be going to see your wife soon enough.
ｱﾝﾀも もうすぐいけるよ 嫁さんの所へ｡ そうですね…｡
You're right...
The pessimism is spreading!
《ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞが感染していく～！
I-It's suffocating...
く… 苦しい… この閉塞感に この重苦しい空気…｡
The suffocating pressure in this enclosed space...
If I don't say something,
黙ってたら頭が… 頭がおかしくなりそうだ｡
I'll go insane!
会話うんぬんじゃ このﾑｰﾄﾞは壊せない｡
A simple conversation won't be enough to get rid of this heavy mood.
もっと 直接的なものでいかないと！》
I'll have to do something more direct!
Uh...
あの… ｹﾞｰﾑやりませんか？
Why don't we play a game?
あ？ さっきから何言ってんだ お前は｡
Huh? What's with you?
もういいから ほっといてくれ｡ このまま助けが来るまで➡
Just leave us alone.
It'd be a waste of time to sit around while we wait for help.
ﾎﾞｰっとしてても 時間がもったいないでしょ｡
There isn't any help coming.
助けなんて来ないｱﾙ｡
I'm looking back at my life.
今 人生振り返ってるｱﾙ｡ 静かにしてろ ﾊﾞｶ｡
Can't you quiet down?
ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞな空気に のまれちゃいけませんよ！
You can't let yourself be absorbed by this negative atmosphere!
きっと助けは来ます！ それまでみんなで鼓舞しあって➡
Help will surely come!
Until then, we have to help and encourage one another!
お互いを支え合いましょう！ ちょっと古いけど ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅで！
It's a little old, but let's play Magical Banana!
We'll make a word chain with positive things to lighten the mood!
あの連想ｹﾞｰﾑで ﾎﾞｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞなこと連想して➡
空気を変えましょう！ いいですか！ いきますよ!!
Got it?
Let's go!
Okay!
はい！ ｽﾞﾝﾁｬ！ ｽﾞﾝｽﾞﾝﾁｬ！
Hey, what's wrong with this guy?
おい 何なんだよ ｺｲﾂ｡ なんで こんなﾉﾘﾉﾘなんだよ｡
Why is he so psyched up?
板東の手先ね｡ だったら ゆでたまごよこせよ｡
He must have been sent by Bando.
Hand over some boiled eggs.
はい！ ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ！ ﾊﾞﾅﾅといったら黄色 はい！
Okay! Magical Banana!
Bananas remind me of yellow! Okay!
黄色といったらﾊﾞﾅﾅ｡ はい！
Yellow reminds me of bananas.
Okay!
ﾊﾞﾅﾅといったら黄色｡ はい！
Bananas remind me of yellow.
Okay!
黄色といったら あの日の炎｡
Yellow reminds me of the flames on that day...
あの… ちょ… ちょっと待ってください｡
Uh, h-hold on a sec.
あの日の炎とか言われても あの… わかんないんで｡
"The flames on that day" doesn't really mean anything to us...
あっ すみません｡ 目に焼きついて離れないんで｡
Oh, sorry about that...
The image is burned into my mind...
Sorry.
あの すみません… ﾎﾟｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞにいきましょう｡
Can we try to be positive here?
もう 昔のこと忘れましょう｡ はい…｡
Forget about the past.
Yes...
それからｵﾒｴら 適当に同じﾔﾂ使ってんじゃねえよ｡
And don't do a half-assed job by repeating the same two words.
１回言ったﾔﾂは ２回使っちゃﾀﾞﾒなんだよ｡
You can't use anything that's already been used once.
いいですか！ もう１回 気を取り直していきますよ｡
Got it?
Let's try this one more time.
Then we'll use the word "flames" from what he said.
じゃあ あの日をとって炎から！
はい！ ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ！ 炎といったら明るい｡ はい！
Okay!
Magical Banana!
Flames remind me of bright!
Okay!
明るいといったら光｡ はい！
Bright reminds me of light.
Okay!
Light reminds me of what we'll never see again.
光といったら もう二度と ｵﾚたちには手に入らない｡ はい！
Okay!
もう二度と手に入らない といったら あの日の家族｡
What we'll never see again reminds me of my family on that day...
か… 家族といったら団らん！ はい！
F-Family reminds me of a happy circle!
Okay!
団らんといっても しょせん死ぬときは１人｡
A happy circle, but everybody dies alone.
死ぬといったら さようなら｡
Death reminds me of goodbyes.
Goodbye would be what I wasn't able to say on that day...
さようならといったら あの日 ひと言も言えなかった…｡
もういいわ!! どんだけ ﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞ思考になってんだよ！
Forget it!
How negative are you people?!
いいかげんにしろよ ﾃﾒｴら！
Give me a break, damn it!
I've never heard of such a sad game of Magical Banana!
聞いたことねえよ こんな悲しいﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ！
人が立て直してんのに 何回もﾈｶﾞﾃｨﾌﾞに戻しやがって！
I keep trying to lighten the mood and you just drag it back down!
お前もいいかげん あの日のことは 忘れろって言ってんだろうが！
And how many times do I have to tell you to forget about that day?!
I'm sorry...
すみません｡ つらいのはわかるよ｡
I understand that it's hard!
But you won't be able to move on if you keep looking back!
でも 後ろばっかり振り返ってちゃ 前に一歩も進めないよ｡
ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ一個も進まないよ｡ はい｡
We can't even get through a round of Magical Banana!
Yes.
もう ﾎﾟｼﾞﾃｨﾌﾞにとか言いませんから ﾘｽﾞﾑにのってなにも考えずに➡
I won't even insist on being positive now.
Just go with the flow and say the first thing that comes to mind!
普通にやりましょう｡ おい まだやんのかよ｡
We're still doing this?
もういいだろう｡ うるさい！
Just give it up...
Shut up!
Going with the flow should help us relax!
ﾘｽﾞﾑにのってるだけで だいぶ気も紛れるはずです｡
御子柴さん 次は大丈夫ですよね｡
Mikoshiba-san!
There won't be any problems this time, right?!
Yes! I'll forget about what happened on that day!
はい｡ あの日のことはもう忘れます｡
切り捨てていきます｡ よし｡ それじゃいきますよ｡
I'll put it behind me!
Good!
Let's go then!
Okay!
はい！ ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ！
Magical Banana!
ﾊﾞﾅﾅといったら長い！ はい！
Bananas are long!
Okay!
Long reminds me of straws.
長いといったらｽﾄﾛｰ｡ はい！
Okay!
ｽﾄﾛｰといったら ﾋﾞﾆｰﾙ｡ はい！
Straws remind me of plastic.
Okay!
ﾋﾞﾆｰﾙといったら ｳﾁの嫁｡
Plastic reminds me of my wife.
Hold it right there!
ちょっと待て！ 今 なんつった！
What did you just say?!
嫁がﾋﾞﾆｰﾙって どういうことだよ！
What do you mean, plastic reminds you of your wife?!
Well, my wife burned up at an unreal speed.
いや ｳﾁの嫁 尋常じゃないｽﾋﾟｰﾄﾞで 燃え尽きたんですけど➡
よくよく考えてみたら ﾋﾞﾆｰﾙでできてたな…｡
That was when I realized she was plastic...
Dude!
お前！ それ ただの｢南…２号｣だろうが！
That was just a b***-up doll!
You're gonna have a fire if you leave one by a stove!
んなもんと七輪囲んだら そりゃ火事にもなるわ｡
Way to make the air in this room so heavy, you sick security guard!
ﾑﾀﾞに空気重たくしやがって｡ なにさらしんてんだ 変態ｶﾞｰﾄﾞﾏﾝ｡
空気入ってるだけに｡ うまくねえんだよ！
Since you have to use air to blow it up...
That wasn't clever!
ﾊｧ ﾊｧ…｡
新八｡
Shinpachi!
ﾊﾞｶﾔﾛｰ｡ こんな空気薄いところで 騒ぎまくるから｡
You idiot.
This is what you get for yelling in a room with no air.
Hang in there, Shinpachi!
しっかりするね 新八｡
That's good...
よかった｡ ２人とも いつもの２人に戻った｡
The two of you are back to normal...
ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅのおかげかな？ んなわけないか｡
Did Magical Banana do the trick?
Guess not.
Besides, it'd be wrong for Gin-san and Kagura-chan
そもそも銀さんや神楽ちゃんに 道でｹｶﾞしたからって➡
to sit and wait for help if they got injured on the street.
そこで助けを黙って待ってろ なんてのが間違いだったんだ｡
ｱﾝﾀら そんな 殊勝な生き物じゃないですもんね｡
That's not how you're meant to be.
ちょ ちょっと なにを してるんですか あなたたち？
W-Wait, what are you people doing?
What is the meaning of this?
いったい なにを？
うぉ～っ！ うぉ～っ！
焼き肉食べに行ってくるわ｡
Let's go have some Korean BBQ.
If a friend is hurt,
《道でｹｶﾞしてる仲間がいたら そこに道なんかなくても➡
you'll make your own path if that's what it takes to get him home.
自分で道を作って 仲間を拾って帰る｡
それが ｱﾝﾀたちでしたもんね》
That's how you people are.
Wait! It's impossible to leave on your own!
待て｡ 自力で脱出なんてﾑﾘだ｡ 危険すぎる！
It's too dangerous!
新八 もう少しの辛抱だから しっかりつかまってるね｡
Shinpachi!
It's only a little longer so hang in there!
おい 聞いてるｱﾙか？ 意識あるｱﾙか？
Hey! You listening to me?!
Are you even conscious?!
Hey! Hey!
おい！ おい！
はぁ 仕方ないｱﾙな｡
I don't have a choice...
ﾏｼﾞｶﾙﾊﾞﾅﾅ！ ﾊﾞﾅﾅといったら果物で敵なし！
Magical Banana!
Bananas are a fruit with no equal!
敵なしといったら万事屋｡
Can't forget about Odd Jobs when talking about having no equal.
万事屋といったら…｡
And what does Odd Jobs reminds you of?
The best.
最高｡
The best would be Kagura-chan!
最高といったら神楽ちゃん｡
Kagura-chan would be the worst!
神楽ちゃんといったら最低｡ はい｡
最低といったら ｷｬｻﾘﾝ｡
The worst would be Catherine...
Catherine reminds me of cat ears!
私にもできるかな｡ 自力で道を作ること｡
Can I make my own path...?
Sorry for the long wait.
お待たせしてすみません｡ 救助にまいりました｡
We're here to help.
(御子柴)え？
Huh?
No!
No! No! No!
The next episode... "People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!"
[Gintoki, lover of alcohol and sweets, is destined to have a cavity.]
[An unheard method of treatment is provided at the suspicious-sounding Buddha dental clinic.]
[See you next time.]