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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.32,0:01:53.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.20,0:01:56.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《銀時:早くしてくれ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.81,0:01:55.20,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hurry it up...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.33,0:02:02.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,頼むから… 早くやってくれ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.20,0:01:58.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm begging ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.31,0:02:00.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Make it quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.21,0:02:08.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お願いだ…\N早く… ｵﾚにとどめを刺してくれ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.46,0:02:03.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.22,0:02:05.39,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hurry...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.87,0:02:08.01,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,End my suffering!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.24,0:02:10.31,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why don't you finish me off?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.35,0:02:11.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なぜ\Nひと思いにとどめを刺さない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.98,0:02:12.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why must you waste time?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.25,0:02:14.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なぜ 時間を稼ぐ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.22,0:02:17.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,殺せよ！\Nやるなら ｻｯｻとやりやがれ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.45,0:02:15.58,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Kill me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.58,0:02:17.44,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Just get it over with!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.44,0:02:20.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Do you enjoy torturing me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.52,0:02:20.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚをもてあそんで\Nそんなに楽しいか ﾃﾒｴら！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:23.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,頼むよ！ こうして ただ黙って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.90,0:02:22.13,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.13,0:02:25.43,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I can't stand just sitting here\Nwaiting for my death!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.36,0:02:25.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,忍び寄る死を待つのは\Nつらすぎんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.43,0:02:27.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll go insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.70,0:02:29.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,気がおかしくなりそうなんだよ！\Nなぁ お願いだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.55,0:02:29.64,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I beg ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.37,0:02:34.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,早く… 早くｵﾚを殺してくれ!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.64,0:02:30.48,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.48,0:02:33.14,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Kill me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.64,0:02:40.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの坂田さん… すみませんけど\Nお静かにしてもらえます？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.99,0:02:36.59,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Um, Sakata-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.59,0:02:41.00,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Excuse me, but could you keep it down?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.51,0:02:43.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,他の患者さんの ご迷惑なんで｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:43.54,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,You're disturbing the other patients.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.54,0:02:47.55,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Namu Dental Clinic]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.65,0:02:47.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.91,0:02:47.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Sorry about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.55,0:02:53.51,On Screen,EpTitle,0,0,0,,["People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.26,0:03:00.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｲﾔだ… ｲﾔだよ 歯医者｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.33,0:02:58.81,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I hate going to the dentist.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.20,0:03:05.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この独特なﾆｵｲ…\Nいかがわしい ｲｰｼﾞｰﾘｽﾆﾝｸﾞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.51,0:03:02.16,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That distinctive odor...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.16,0:03:04.27,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That shady easy listening music...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.00,0:03:07.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,鳴り響くﾄﾞﾘﾙ音｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.48,0:03:07.29,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The echoing whir of the drill...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.29,0:03:11.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,And the wait... It's like waiting\Nfor your death sentence...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.34,0:03:11.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして 死刑執行を待つような\Nこの待ち時間｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.01,0:03:14.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｲﾔだ 超帰りてえ！\N今すぐ帰って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.17,0:03:13.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Damn! I SO wanna go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.30,0:03:16.87,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Go home, latch on to Sadaharu,\Nand cuddle in his fur!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.05,0:03:17.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,定春に抱きつきてえ！\Nﾓﾌﾓﾌしてえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.87,0:03:18.56,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,But my tooth hurts...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.18,0:03:20.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも歯 痛いし でも治療怖えし｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.56,0:03:20.37,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No, but I'm scared of the treatment...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.22,0:03:22.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう何巡目だ\Nこんなこと考えんのは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.60,0:03:22.92,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,How many times have\NI gone through this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.92,0:03:25.71,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Just put me out of my misery.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.99,0:03:25.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,頼むから\Nもう ｻｯｻと とどめ刺してくれ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.71,0:03:29.87,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Sure, a candy lover is doomed\Nto a life of cavities,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.89,0:03:29.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,確かに 甘い物好きと虫歯は\N切っても切れない縁だけれども➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.87,0:03:33.24,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,but that aspect of my character's\Nbeen forgotten, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.90,0:03:33.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最近は すっかりそんな設定\N忘れられてたじゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.24,0:03:36.39,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,There was no scene of me\Neating sweets lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.47,0:03:36.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全然 甘いもん食べるｼｰﾝなんか\Nなかったじゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.37,0:03:40.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,絶対 削られるよな｡\N絶対 ﾄﾞﾘﾙ 口に突っ込まれるよな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.39,0:03:38.12,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,They're gonna drill.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.12,0:03:40.56,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,They'll stick that thing in my mouth for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.24,0:03:43.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾘﾙなんて普通\N口に突っ込むもんじゃねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.56,0:03:43.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,A drill doesn't belong in your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:45.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いちばん\N突っ込んじゃいけないもんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.17,0:03:44.93,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's the last thing you\Nshould stick in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.93,0:03:46.40,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That's not what a doctor's\Nsupposed to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.08,0:03:47.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,医者のやっていいことじゃねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.40,0:03:47.93,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.01,0:03:49.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうしよう…\Nもし ﾄﾞﾘﾙ突っ込まれてるときに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.93,0:03:50.91,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Will I die if I sneeze when\Nthe drill's in my mouth?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.01,0:03:51.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｸｼｬﾐとかしちゃったら死ぬのかな｡\Nｵﾚ 死ぬのかな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.91,0:03:52.21,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Am I gonna die?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.85,0:03:55.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうしよう… もし削りｶｽとか\Nﾂﾊﾞとか吸い込む あの機械に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.21,0:03:53.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.17,0:03:57.40,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Will I die if that sucking tube\Nthing gets my tongue?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.49,0:04:00.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,舌とか巻き込まれたら死ぬのかな｡\Nｵﾚ 死んじゃうのかな》
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.40,0:03:58.65,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Am I gonna die?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.66,0:04:04.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ～！\Nやめやめ！ もうやめ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.57,0:04:02.63,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Stop, stop!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.63,0:04:03.95,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Enough already!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.95,0:04:06.56,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll stop thinking about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.16,0:04:06.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《余計なこと考えるのは\Nもうやめよう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.56,0:04:09.00,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll read a magazine or something\Nto take my mind off that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.67,0:04:11.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,雑誌でも読んで気を紛らわそう｡\N｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣… ｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.00,0:04:11.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,JUMP... JUMP...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.51,0:04:13.73,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: "Weekly Shonen Magazine"\Npublished from Kodansha.]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.51,0:04:13.87,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What? This place prefers Magazine?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.54,0:04:16.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんだ ここ ｢まがじん｣派かぁ｡\Nまぁ たまにはいいか…》
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.87,0:04:15.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I guess it can't hurt every\Nonce in a while...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.21,0:04:27.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾆでも取りに来たのか？ ﾆｺ中｡\N(土方)ﾂﾗ見りゃわかんだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.31,0:04:25.76,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Here to clean your tobacco\Nstains? You nicotine addict!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.76,0:04:27.35,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Can't you tell from my face?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.35,0:04:31.11,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,An old silver cap decided to rot on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.69,0:04:31.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,昔 詰めた銀歯の奥が\N知らねえうちに腐ってたんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.11,0:04:33.90,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Damn, anything with the word\N"silver" in it is bound to fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.11,0:04:33.90,On Screen,Hijikata,0,0,0,,[Note: Part of Gintoki's name is "Gin",\Nwhich is silver in Japanese.]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.29,0:04:33.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まったく\N銀のつくﾔﾂに ろくなもんはねえ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.90,0:04:36.24,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Let go. I grabbed it first.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.96,0:04:36.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,離せよ 先に取ったのｵﾚだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.24,0:04:37.09,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No, we touched it at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.29,0:04:38.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 同時だ｡\Nそもそも ﾃﾒｴ ｢ｼﾞｬﾝﾌﾟ｣派だろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.09,0:04:38.73,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And don't you prefer JUMP?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.73,0:04:40.66,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Let this Magazine fan have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.96,0:04:40.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは｢まがじん｣派のｵﾚに譲れよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.66,0:04:44.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's a good idea to check\Nout the enemy at times.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.90,0:04:44.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たまには敵情を観察することも\N大切なんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.14,0:04:47.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,創刊50周年だか\Nなんだか知らねえけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.30,0:04:46.90,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,So what if it's the 50th anniversary?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.90,0:04:49.11,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why are you teaming up with Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.90,0:04:50.39,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,{\q1}[Note: Weekly manga magazines "Magazine" by Kodansha and "Sunday" by Shogakukan celebrated their 50th year since being first published together back in 1959.]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.04,0:04:49.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ｻﾝﾃﾞｰ｣と組んで\Nなに悪だくみしてんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.01,0:04:51.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こざかしいんだよ ﾃﾒｴら｡\Nなに妬いてんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.11,0:04:50.39,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Something's up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.39,0:04:51.39,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What, are you jealous?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.39,0:04:53.16,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You want in or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.48,0:04:55.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,仲間に入りたいの？ ﾊﾟｰﾃｨｰに\N入れなかったのが悔しいの？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.16,0:04:55.06,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You upset about not being\Ninvited to the party?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.06,0:04:55.76,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Heck no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.15,0:04:58.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全然 勝手にやれば？ ｵﾚたちは\N１人のほうが全然 気楽だし➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.76,0:04:56.95,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Go enjoy it yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.95,0:04:59.10,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's easier for us to go solo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.98,0:05:01.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つるむとか嫌いだし\N眼中にねえし お前らなんて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.10,0:05:01.75,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No point in cooperating when you\Nguys have no chance against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.75,0:05:03.72,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You've got it backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.82,0:05:05.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,眼中にねえのは こっちなんだよ｡\N嫌われてるのわかんないの？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.72,0:05:05.55,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Don't you understand that\Neveryone hates you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.16,0:05:07.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前ら…\Nはじかれてるのわかんないの？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.55,0:05:07.22,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Can't you tell that you're being shunned?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.19,0:05:10.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの お静かに｡\N他の患者さんが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.22,0:05:08.79,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,{\a6}Please keep it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.22,0:05:09.18,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What? Pretending to be popular?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.79,0:05:10.17,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,{\a6}You're disturbing the other patients...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.18,0:05:12.26,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Haven't you realized that Sunday's only\Npretending to be a buddy to Magazine?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.03,0:05:12.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ｻﾝﾃﾞｰ｣は ｢まがじん｣の\N友達のﾌﾘしてるだけだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.26,0:05:14.73,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,He was trashing you on the way\Nhome from school the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.33,0:05:14.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こないだ学校 一緒に帰ってるとき\Nﾒｯﾁｬ悪口言ってたから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.37,0:05:16.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ｻﾝﾃﾞｰ｣が\Nそんなことするわけねえだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.73,0:05:16.26,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Sunday would never do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.26,0:05:17.78,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Don't make shit up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.50,0:05:19.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いいかげんなこと言ってんじゃ…｡\Nじゃあ ｢ﾁｬﾝﾋﾟｵﾝ｣に聞いてみろよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.78,0:05:19.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Go ask Champion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.78,0:05:20.27,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: "Weekly Shonen Champion" is\Nmanga magazine from Akita Shoten.]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.00,0:05:20.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱｲﾂも聞いてたから｡\Nうるせえよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.19,0:05:20.27,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,He heard it too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.27,0:05:20.79,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.79,0:05:22.38,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What do you know about Sunday?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.94,0:05:23.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾃﾒｴに ｢ｻﾝﾃﾞｰ｣の何がわかんだよ！\Nかりそめの仲よしごっご➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.38,0:05:23.99,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Keep on pretending to be all tight!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.34,0:05:25.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やってればいいじゃん！\Nﾎﾝﾄは全然 仲よくないくせに｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.99,0:05:24.87,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Too bad you're anything but!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.85,0:05:26.50,Main02,Nurse A,0,0,0,,{\an4}Hey! I told you to\Nshut the hell up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.87,0:05:25.47,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Everybody knows already!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.28,0:05:27.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい うるせえって言ってんだろ\Nﾃﾒｴら！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.47,0:05:26.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Gangan and Ace know too!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.47,0:05:26.50,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,15,,{\an8\q1}[Note: Monthly manga magazines. "Gangan" is published by Square Enix and "Shonen Ace" is published by Kadokawa Shoten.]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.15,0:05:35.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｲﾔなﾔﾂと会っちまったぜ…》
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.32,0:05:35.51,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I just had to run into this jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.51,0:05:39.26,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why did I have to bump\Ninto him of all people?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:39.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《よりによって こんな所で\N鉢合わせしちまうなんざ…》
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.26,0:05:41.27,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I have to act calm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.29,0:05:41.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《平静を装わなければ…》
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.27,0:05:44.73,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I can't let him know my weakness.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.33,0:05:44.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｺｲﾂにだけは 弱みを\N握られるわけにはいかねえ》
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.96,0:05:48.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:いい歳こいて\N歯医者が苦手なんて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.29,0:05:49.98,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,I can't let him know that I still\Nhate the dentist at this age!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.00,0:05:51.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,絶対 知られたくねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.30,0:05:56.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい… ちょっと さっきから\Nいいかげんにしてくんない？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.82,0:05:56.37,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey, can you cut that out?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.37,0:05:58.18,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Constantly fidgeting...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.47,0:05:59.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｿﾜｿﾜ ｿﾜｿﾜ\N何回 足を組み替えてんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.18,0:06:00.10,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,How many times are you\Ngoing to cross your legs?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.81,0:06:02.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか\Nこっちも落ち着かねえだろ おい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.10,0:06:02.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You're making me nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.15,0:06:07.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前こそ何だよ さっきから\N貧乏揺すり ﾊﾝﾊﾟねえんだけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.17,0:06:03.72,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And what about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.72,0:06:06.38,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Your leg's been tapping like crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.72,0:06:09.39,On Screen,Hijikata,0,0,0,,{\q1}[Note: Restless Legs Syndrome is known as "Poor People's Shake" in Japan, based on how poor people are often always shivering, etc.]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.83,0:06:07.83,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Could you cut it out?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.02,0:06:11.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やめてくんない？ 貧乏がうつる｡\Nﾃﾒｴのｿﾜｿﾜに ｲﾗついてんだろうが｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.83,0:06:09.39,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You're gonna make me poor like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.39,0:06:12.25,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm all irritated because of your fidgeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.86,0:06:15.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ ひょっとしてあれかなぁ\Nﾋﾞﾋﾞってらっしゃるんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.25,0:06:13.07,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.07,0:06:14.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.19,0:06:15.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Are you scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.30,0:06:17.70,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The Demon Vice-Chief?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.33,0:06:19.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,鬼の副長ともあろうお方が｡\Nえ？ 何が？ 意味がわかんない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.70,0:06:18.47,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Huh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.47,0:06:19.26,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No idea what you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.20,0:06:23.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何にﾋﾞﾋﾞるの？ 歯医者で\N何か怖いことってあったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.26,0:06:20.79,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Scared of what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.79,0:06:23.31,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Was there something scary\Nabout the dentist?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.20,0:06:25.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや別に～｡ 何もないけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.31,0:06:24.41,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No, not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.41,0:06:25.48,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.34,0:06:28.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,怖いことがあると思ってるから\Nそういう発想になるんだろう？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.48,0:06:28.52,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,You said that because there's\Nsomething to be scared of.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.24,0:06:31.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾋﾞﾋﾞってんの お前じゃねえの？\Nんなわけないじゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.52,0:06:30.06,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Which means you're the\None who's scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.33,0:06:31.73,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hell no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.44,0:06:35.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほら よく言うじゃん\Nﾄﾞﾘﾙの音が怖いだのなんだのと｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.73,0:06:35.31,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You know how people say that the\Nsound of a drill can be scary?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.11,0:06:38.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚには まったくわからねえけど｡\Nｵﾚも まったくわからねえな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.31,0:06:37.03,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Not that I would understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.03,0:06:38.78,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I don't get it either.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.78,0:06:41.28,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Hell, I want a drill in my\Nmouth every week;
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.78,0:06:41.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,むしろ 毎週\Nﾄﾞﾘﾙ突っ込んでほしいぐらいだし｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.28,0:06:44.03,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,come in to get plaque removed\Non a regular basis.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.29,0:06:44.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,定期的に歯垢とか\N取りに来たいくらいだから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.03,0:06:45.89,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What? You don't do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.12,0:06:47.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ お前やってないの？\Nｵﾚなんか もう３日にいっぺん➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.89,0:06:49.13,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I have the whole package\Ndone every three days.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.46,0:06:50.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾘってもらってるけどね｡ 口の中\N気持悪くてしゃあないよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.13,0:06:51.90,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,My mouth feels all icky if I\Ndon't get that drill in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.80,0:06:52.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾘらないと… うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.56,0:06:53.91,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Oh, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.73,0:06:55.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ そうなんだ｡\Nｵﾚは自宅に ﾏｲﾄﾞﾘﾙあるから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.91,0:06:57.78,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I have my own drill at home so\NI don't have to come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.67,0:06:59.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,通う必要はないんだよね｡\Nﾄﾞﾘﾗｰだからさ ｵﾚ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.78,0:06:59.68,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Since I'm a driller.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.68,0:07:01.03,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Driller?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.80,0:07:01.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾄﾞﾘﾗｰ!? なに ﾄﾞﾘﾗｰって！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.03,0:07:02.18,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What the hell's a driller?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.74,0:07:03.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで ﾏｲﾄﾞﾘﾙなんて\N持ってんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.18,0:07:04.07,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why do you have your own drill?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.68,0:07:07.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺｲﾂ ﾊﾝﾊﾟねえ！\Nまったく ﾄﾞﾘﾙに ﾋﾞﾋﾞってねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.07,0:07:04.95,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,He's crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.95,0:07:06.57,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No fear of drills!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.48,0:07:11.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんだよ お前も\Nﾄﾞﾘﾗｰだったのか 奇遇だな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.70,0:07:10.36,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Oh, you're also a driller?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.36,0:07:11.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What a coincidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.32,0:07:14.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今度 あれだったら\N一緒にﾄﾞﾘﾙｺﾝﾃｽﾄでも出てみねえ？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.51,0:07:14.94,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Interested in entering a\Ndrill contest with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.94,0:07:16.67,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Drill contest?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.99,0:07:19.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾄﾞﾘﾙｺﾝﾃｽﾄ～!?\Nやだ 出たくねえ そんな大会！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.67,0:07:19.19,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No way! I don't wanna do that crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.19,0:07:21.28,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This guy enters a contest like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.32,0:07:23.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺｲﾂ そんなもんに出場してたのか｡\Nなんて恐ろしい野郎だ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.28,0:07:23.78,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He's a monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.19,0:07:28.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ 休日が合えばな｡\Nまぁ 空けるようにしとくよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.78,0:07:25.98,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Sure, if I'm off that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.98,0:07:27.87,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Well, I'll try to keep my schedule open.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.03,0:07:32.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)あれ？ 仲の悪い２人が\Nこんなところで何やってんだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.11,0:07:31.85,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Huh? What are you two\Ndoing here together?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.42,0:07:34.09,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hasegawa-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.44,0:07:34.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,長谷川さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.09,0:07:36.80,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,You guys are also having\Nteeth problems?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.37,0:07:36.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんだ お前たちも\N歯やっちまったのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.80,0:07:39.87,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I was taking a walk and decided\Nto stop by for a drilling.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.94,0:07:39.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(土方)あぁ まぁ ちょっと\N散歩がてら ﾄﾞﾘりにな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.78,0:07:43.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)ﾄﾞﾘり？ なんだ それ｡\N長谷川さんも ﾄﾞﾘりに？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.87,0:07:41.61,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,A drill? What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.61,0:07:43.35,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Are you also here for a drilling?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.35,0:07:45.66,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,A drilling? Well, I'm here to get treated.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.45,0:07:45.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾘっていうか まぁ 治療にな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.66,0:07:48.42,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,I just stepped out for a bathroom break.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.78,0:07:48.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,小便したくて ちょっと\N抜けてきたとこなんだけどよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.42,0:07:50.27,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,But man...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.45,0:07:50.39,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いやぁ まいったわ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.39,0:07:55.39,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここの治療… 超痛えぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.96,0:07:54.95,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,The treatment here really hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.63,0:08:00.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,へ へぇ そうなんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.91,0:08:00.09,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,O-Oh, really...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.09,0:08:03.62,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I hate those month-long treatments that require\Nyou to keep going back to the dentist.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.13,0:08:03.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚ 何か月も ﾀﾞﾗﾀﾞﾗ\N歯医者通うのｲﾔだからさ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.62,0:08:06.76,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I heard that they did it in one shot here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.64,0:08:06.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここなら１回の治療で\N済むって聞いてきたんだけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.67,0:08:10.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 治療は早いけど\N痛いのなんのって｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.76,0:08:10.24,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Sure, they're fast, but it hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.14,0:08:12.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚ 何回 声あげそうになったか\Nわからねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.24,0:08:13.11,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,I felt like screaming so many times.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.98,0:08:15.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,長谷川さん！\Nまだですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.11,0:08:14.31,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Hasegawa-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.31,0:08:15.64,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Are you finished?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.31,0:08:17.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ すみません！ 今行きます！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.64,0:08:17.63,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry! I'm on my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.63,0:08:19.05,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,I'll be going then.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.82,0:08:21.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃ 行くわ｡ ｵﾒｴらも\N覚悟かためといたほうがいいぜ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.05,0:08:21.81,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,You'd better prepare yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.32,0:08:28.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そ そうか 痛いのか…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.68,0:08:27.04,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I-I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.04,0:08:28.27,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It hurts...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.16,0:08:31.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ でも 歯の治療は\N痛くて当たり前だしな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.27,0:08:31.88,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,W-Well, dental treatments are\Nsupposed to hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.83,0:08:34.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そ そうだね｡\N逆に痛くないと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.88,0:08:33.18,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Th-That's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.18,0:08:36.77,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,To the point where you wonder\Nif it worked if it didn't hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.17,0:08:37.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾝﾄ これで治ったの？ って\N不安になるからな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.77,0:08:39.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hmm? You look a little pale?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.00,0:08:39.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ なんか顔色悪くねえ？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.34,0:08:42.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 全然｡\N(長谷川)ｷﾞｬ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.50,0:08:40.66,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.78,0:08:44.25,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Hasegawa-san, don't struggle!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.01,0:08:43.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,長谷川さん\Nあまり暴れないでください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.94,0:08:45.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,危ないから じっとしてて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.25,0:08:45.66,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,It's dangerous so you have to stay still!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.66,0:08:47.43,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Hold Hasegawa-san down.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.88,0:08:47.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)ちょっと長谷川さん｡\N押さえつけて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.43,0:08:48.95,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Tie him down to the seat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.88,0:08:50.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾍﾞﾙﾄで ｲｽに縛りつけて｡\Nあぁ そうそう そんな感じ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.95,0:08:50.72,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Ah, yes. Like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.35,0:08:53.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんか 尋常じゃないくらい\N苦しんでるんだけど…》
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.72,0:08:54.00,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Doesn't this sound a little too painful?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.69,0:08:56.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いったい\Nどんな治療してんだ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.00,0:08:56.42,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What kind of treatment is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.19,0:08:58.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,先生 長谷川さんの脈が！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.42,0:08:58.50,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Doctor! Hasegawa-san's pulse!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.22,0:09:01.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)心臓ﾏｯｻｰｼﾞして｡\Nあれだったら 電気ｼｮｯｸ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.50,0:09:01.20,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Perform CPR. If it doesn't work,\Nbring out the defibrillator.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.06,0:09:03.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《電気ｼｮｯｸ!? なんで\N歯医者で そんなもん必要!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.20,0:09:02.15,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Defibrillator?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.15,0:09:03.66,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Why would a dentist need that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.66,0:09:05.64,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Doctor! His pulse is back,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.86,0:09:06.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,先生 脈は戻りましたけど\N衝撃で ｱﾚがとれました｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.64,0:09:07.26,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,but the shock threw "that" loose!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.76,0:09:10.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｱﾚがとれた!? ｱﾚって何だよ！\N何がとれたんだ？》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.26,0:09:08.13,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Threw "that" loose?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.13,0:09:09.93,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What's "that"?! What's loose?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.93,0:09:12.55,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Oh, it's okay. We won't\Nbe using that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.03,0:09:13.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)あぁ 大丈夫｡ もうそれ\N使わないから ﾎﾟﾝ酢につけて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.55,0:09:13.50,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Dip it in the ponzu sauce.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.55,0:09:18.70,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Ponzu sauce is a citrus based sauce\Noften used as dip for shabu-shabu.]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.07,0:09:15.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾎﾟﾝ酢につける!?\N何やってんだ いったい！》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.50,0:09:14.25,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Dip it in the ponzu sauce?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.25,0:09:15.21,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What are they doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.21,0:09:18.70,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Wouldn't this go better\Nwith sesame sauce, Doc?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.37,0:09:18.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,先生 これは どっちかというと\Nごまﾀﾞﾚのほうが合いますね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.21,0:09:20.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ごまﾀﾞﾚ？\Nしゃぶしゃぶやってんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.70,0:09:19.65,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Sesame sauce?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.65,0:09:20.60,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Are they having shabu-shabu?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.14,0:09:22.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これ しゃぶしゃぶだよね!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.60,0:09:21.94,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,They're having shabu-shabu, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.94,0:09:23.80,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Okay, that should do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.08,0:09:24.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)よし だいたい終わりかな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.80,0:09:24.66,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It's over?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.08,0:09:26.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《終わりなの!?\Nﾎﾟﾝ酢でしめたよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.66,0:09:26.25,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,They finished it with a ponzu sauce?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.08,0:09:28.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)どうですか？ 長谷川さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.25,0:09:28.25,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,How do you feel, Hasegawa-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.22,0:09:30.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)いや ｳｿみたいに\N痛みがとれましたね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.25,0:09:31.04,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Man, it's like the pain's completely gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.99,0:09:33.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《痛みどころか なんか\N人体の一部がとれたらしいよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.04,0:09:33.76,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Not just your pain, but like a part\Nof your body's also gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.66,0:09:35.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾟﾝ酢で いかれたらしいよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.76,0:09:35.46,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's been dunked in ponzu sauce!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.46,0:09:38.63,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,You'll be able to eat anything you\Nwant now, just like before.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.59,0:09:38.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)これで 以前のように\N何でも食べられますから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.50,0:09:41.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)いやぁ\Nありがとうございました 先生｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.63,0:09:41.46,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Man... Thank you very much, Doc.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.53,0:09:44.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これ 痛み止めと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.66,0:09:46.88,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,We've included some painkillers and\Na toothbrush specially made by us.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.17,0:09:46.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,特別に うちで作った\N歯ﾌﾞﾗｼつけときますから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.84,0:09:49.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ すみません｡\N気遣ってもらって｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.88,0:09:49.40,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Thanks for being so considerate.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.34,0:09:53.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ お大事に！\Nありがとうございました！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.40,0:09:50.92,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Take care now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.92,0:09:52.56,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.18,0:09:57.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いやぁ すっかり治ったぜ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.38,0:09:57.10,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Man, I'm completely better now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.02,0:10:00.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾒﾁｬｸﾁｬ痛かったけど\Nなかなかいい歯医者だったよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.10,0:10:00.43,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,It was damn painful, but the\Ndentist was pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.05,0:10:03.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほら 親切に\N歯ﾌﾞﾗｼまでつけてくれたし｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.43,0:10:03.11,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Look, they even included a toothbrush!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.36,0:10:08.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:つけとくって どこに!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.43,0:10:08.13,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Included as in literally included?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.13,0:10:09.31,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.26,0:10:10.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《待て！ 歯が治ったかわりに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.31,0:10:12.61,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Your teeth are fine now, but you lost\Nsomething more important instead?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.23,0:10:12.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それ以上 大事なﾓﾝ\N持ってかれてるじゃねえか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.23,0:10:14.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《等価交換どころの\N騒ぎじゃねえよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.61,0:10:14.34,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's way beyond an\Nequivalent exchange!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.34,0:10:17.90,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,You should come in for a new toothbrush\Nif the bristles wear out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.37,0:10:17.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯ﾌﾞﾗｼが ﾊﾞｻﾊﾞｻになったら\Nまた取り替えにきてくださいね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.40,0:10:19.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと\N言いたいことがあるんですが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.90,0:10:19.77,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,May I say something...?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.54,0:10:23.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《そうだよ言え！ ｸﾚｰﾑつけろ！》\N《とんでもねえﾔﾌﾞ医者だよ》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.77,0:10:21.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Yeah! Speak your mind! Sue them!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.30,0:10:22.96,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's one crazy quack!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.96,0:10:26.77,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,I need a hard toothbrush\Nto get the job done.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.21,0:10:26.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚ 毛質硬めじゃないと\N磨いた気にならないんですけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.24,0:10:28.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:そこじゃねえだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.77,0:10:28.44,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,That's not the issue here!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.38,0:10:30.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ 大丈夫ですよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.44,0:10:29.75,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Yes, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.75,0:10:32.49,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,We included a hard toothbrush\Non your crotch to be safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.32,0:10:32.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,予備で 股間にも\N歯ﾌﾞﾗｼつけときましたから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.25,0:10:34.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そっちは いじくってたら\Nなんか硬くなります｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.49,0:10:34.61,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,It'll get hard when you play around with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.49,0:10:36.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《｢硬くなります｣じゃねえ！\Nそんなとこで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.61,0:10:36.26,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That's not the point!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.26,0:10:38.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,How are you supposed to\Nbrush your teeth with it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.82,0:10:39.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうやって歯磨くんだ！\N奥さんしか磨けねえだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.19,0:10:39.86,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Only your wife can reach down\Nthere to brush with it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.72,0:10:43.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)はい じゃあ お大事にね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.86,0:10:42.94,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Well, you take care now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.94,0:10:44.91,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Oh, it's Toshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.16,0:10:47.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)おぉ ﾄｼじゃねえか！\Nお前たちも治療に来てたのか！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:46.82,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,You guys are also here to get treated?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.82,0:10:47.99,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Kondo-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.00,0:10:48.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,近藤さん｡\Nいや なかなか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.99,0:10:50.35,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Man, this dentist does good work!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.93,0:10:51.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いい歯医者だった！\Nすっかり治っちまったよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.35,0:10:51.89,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I'm completely better now!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.84,0:10:56.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おまけに 特別に\N電動歯ﾌﾞﾗｼまでつけてくれてな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.89,0:10:53.96,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,They even included an...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.96,0:10:56.29,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,electric toothbrush.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.51,0:10:58.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《電動歯ﾌﾞﾗｼっていうか…》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.53,0:10:58.88,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Electric toothbrush...?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.44,0:11:01.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《それ ただの\N長谷川さんの手じゃね？》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.88,0:11:01.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Isn't that Hasegawa-san's arm?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.17,0:11:04.80,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Well, it smells like ponzu sauce,\Nbut it's pretty useful.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.35,0:11:04.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと ﾎﾟﾝ酢くせえんだけど\Nかなり使えるよね これは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.68,0:11:06.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《おい！ 完全に\N長谷川さんのだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.80,0:11:06.71,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey! It's obviously Hasegawa-san's!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.72,0:11:08.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうか？ なんでも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.16,0:11:11.43,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,Really? I don't like the idea of\Nletting machines do the work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.85,0:11:11.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,機械に頼るってやり方は\Nｵﾚは好きじゃないな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.36,0:11:13.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やっぱ 歯くらいは\N自分の手で磨かないと｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.43,0:11:13.98,Main03,Hasegawa,0,0,0,,You have to brush your teeth\Nwith your own hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.69,0:11:15.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや それがお前の手だから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.98,0:11:15.48,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Yeah, that'd be your hand right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.48,0:11:17.93,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And hasn't your hand been\Nreplaced by a toothbrush?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.63,0:11:18.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つ～か すでに お前の手\N歯ﾌﾞﾗｼになってるし！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.93,0:11:19.08,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,If Hasega...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.20,0:11:22.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,長谷… 電動歯ﾌﾞﾗｼが腐ったら\Nまた取り替えにきてくださいね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.08,0:11:22.10,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,The electric toothbrush starts to rot,\Nplease come in to get it replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.03,0:11:24.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《今 長谷川さんの腕って\N言いかけたよね!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.10,0:11:24.23,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,She was about to say Hasegawa-san's\Narm, wasn't she?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.23,0:11:25.85,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Excuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.54,0:11:27.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すみません\Nあの… この電動歯ﾌﾞﾗｼ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.85,0:11:29.02,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I'm having a hard time getting\Nthe brush to reach my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.21,0:11:29.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｲﾏｲﾁ 口元に届かないんですけど\N大丈夫ですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.02,0:11:30.17,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Is that okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.87,0:11:31.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大丈夫です｡ 届かなかったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.17,0:11:31.22,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.22,0:11:34.49,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,If it doesn't reach, use a toothbrush in\Nyour own hand to brush your teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.81,0:11:34.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自分の手で 歯ﾌﾞﾗｼを持って\N磨いてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.31,0:11:37.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《だったら なんでつけたんだ！\Nただの嫌がらせじゃねえか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.49,0:11:36.06,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Why'd you include the arm then?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.06,0:11:37.92,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's just harassment!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.22,0:11:39.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ ２人とも お大事に｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.92,0:11:40.11,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Take care now, you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.98,0:11:44.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《お大事にじゃねえだろ！\Nお前らが患者を大事にしろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.11,0:11:41.59,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Take care, my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.59,0:11:43.32,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why don't you take care\Nof your patients first?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.79,0:11:48.27,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This isn't dental care. They're\Nmodifying your body!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.86,0:11:48.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《歯治すどころか あんなもん\Nただの改造手術じゃねえか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.27,0:11:50.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This dentist is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.33,0:11:52.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《やばい… この歯医者\Nやばすぎる！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.55,0:11:52.01,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's way too insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.16,0:11:54.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ひぃ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.34,0:12:03.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《お おい 何やってんだよ\Nﾃﾒｴ さっさと帰れよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.43,0:12:00.81,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,H-Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.81,0:12:03.48,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What are you doing? Get outta here!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.21,0:12:07.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは もう歯医者なんかじゃねえ\Nただのｼｮｯｶｰ本部だぞ》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.48,0:12:05.04,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This is no dental clinic.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.04,0:12:06.92,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It's Shocker HQ.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.04,0:12:10.31,On Screen,Hijikata,0,0,0,,{\q1}[Note: An Evil organization from the Kamen Rider series. Shocker performs modification operations that gives the subject superhuman fighting abilities.]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.92,0:12:08.99,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Stop being stubborn and scram.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.01,0:12:08.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《意地張ってねえで 帰れよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.95,0:12:12.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ねぇ 何やってんの？\N帰ってお願い 300円あげるから》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.99,0:12:10.31,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.31,0:12:11.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Go home, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.30,0:12:12.61,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll give you 300 yen.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.61,0:12:15.42,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What's wrong with this guy?\NWhy doesn't he run?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.68,0:12:15.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《何なんだよ ｺｲﾂ！\Nなんで逃げねえんだ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.35,0:12:17.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《空気読めよ ｺﾗ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.42,0:12:16.68,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Get a clue!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.68,0:12:20.01,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I can't leave until you do, fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.29,0:12:20.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前が帰らねえと\Nｵﾚも帰れねえんだよ ﾊﾞｶ野郎！》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.01,0:12:22.56,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Could the next patients\Nplease step inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.22,0:12:24.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃ 次の患者さん\N入ってください ２人ずつ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.56,0:12:23.96,Main03,Nurse A,0,0,0,,Two at a time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.36,0:12:26.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《えっ おい ｳｿだろ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.50,0:12:26.21,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No way. You're kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.21,0:12:27.71,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Are we seriously going?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.30,0:12:28.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾏ ﾏｼﾞでいくの!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.23,0:12:33.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さあて 今回のﾄﾞﾘﾙは どこまで\Nｵﾚの中にえぐり込んでこれるか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.32,0:12:33.27,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Well, let's see how deep\Nthat drill will go this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.17,0:12:35.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚの魂にまで届くかなぁ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.27,0:12:35.54,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Will it reach my soul?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.31,0:12:37.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｲﾔだ！ 行きたくねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.54,0:12:37.36,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No! I don't wanna go!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.36,0:12:39.52,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,How would a drill reach my soul?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.64,0:12:41.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何？ 魂に届くﾄﾞﾘﾙって｡\N言ってて 全然意味わかんねえ》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.52,0:12:41.29,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I have no idea what I'm saying!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.29,0:12:43.87,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Why do people dig?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.51,0:12:43.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人はなぜ 穴を掘り進むのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.51,0:12:45.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そこに ﾄﾞﾘﾙがあるからさ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.87,0:12:45.96,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Because they have drills.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.96,0:12:47.42,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.98,0:12:49.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《何それ!? ﾊﾞｶなの？\Nｵﾚは ﾊﾞｶなの？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.42,0:12:49.26,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Am I an idiot?! An idiot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.26,0:12:51.45,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Stop pretending to be\Na man and run for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.32,0:12:51.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,男の意地なんて どうでもいいから\Nさっさと逃げろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.99,0:12:54.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《おい～ 誰か～！》\N《誰か…》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.31,0:12:54.26,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey! Somebody!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.26,0:12:55.24,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Anybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.66,0:12:58.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:ｵﾚたちを止めてくれ～！》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.24,0:12:58.00,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Stop us!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.53,0:13:03.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.24,0:13:09.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.14,0:13:14.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(薮田)どうも｡ 南無歯科医院の\N薮田です｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.89,0:13:11.03,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.91,0:13:14.29,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,I'm Yabuta of the Namu dental clinic.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.29,0:13:16.33,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Sakata-san and Hijikata-san, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.61,0:13:18.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,坂田さんと 土方さんね\Nよろしくお願いしますね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.33,0:13:17.82,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,I'll be taking care of you today.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.28,0:13:20.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾊﾊ そんなに\Nかたくならないでよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.97,0:13:21.12,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Don't be so nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.95,0:13:23.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,痛くしませんから｡\Nまっ 気楽にかけて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.12,0:13:22.61,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,It won't hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.61,0:13:25.52,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Well, just relax. C'mon, relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.86,0:13:25.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほら かけて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.25,0:13:30.21,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,A-A crime scene?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.83,0:13:30.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:さ 殺人現場!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.21,0:13:32.80,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Is a dental operation room supposed\Nto be this red?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.23,0:13:32.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《治療室って こんなに\N真っ赤だったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.16,0:13:34.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もっと白くなかったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.80,0:13:34.10,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Wasn't it supposed to be whiter?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.10,0:13:36.24,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,All spic-and-span?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.10,0:13:36.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もっと\N清潔な感じじゃなかった!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.57,0:13:38.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《歯の治療って\Nこんなに出血したっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.65,0:13:39.28,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Was dental care always so bloody?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.90,0:13:41.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もっと こぢんまりした道具が\N並んでなかったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.28,0:13:41.64,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Weren't the instruments more compact?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.24,0:13:43.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾁｪｰﾝｿｰとか あったっけ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.64,0:13:43.08,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Was there a chainsaw involved?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.06,0:13:50.96,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Is this how going to the dentist was like?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.58,0:13:51.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:歯医者って\Nこんなんだったっけ～!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.96,0:13:54.21,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Well, you've both got\Nsome swollen faces.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.25,0:13:54.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ ２人とも\Nだいぶ腫れちゃってるね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.15,0:13:56.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうして こんなになるまで\N放置してたの？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.21,0:13:56.80,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Why did you leave it alone so long?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.59,0:14:00.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾀﾞﾒだよ 口っていうのは\Nいわば 人間の玄関だからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.80,0:13:57.86,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,That's no good.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.86,0:14:00.97,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,The mouth is like the\Nentrance to a human.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.93,0:14:04.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,人となりを知る 入り口という\N意味でもあるのよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.97,0:14:04.53,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Also the first step to\Ngetting to know a person.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.26,0:14:09.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯をみれば その人がどんなんか\Nだいたい わかるからね うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.53,0:14:08.25,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,You can judge a person by their teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.13,0:14:12.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やっぱりね 歯が汚い人は\Nだらしない人が多い｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.36,0:14:13.05,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Yeah, most people with\Ndirty teeth are slobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.94,0:14:14.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯を きれいに管理してる人は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.05,0:14:17.47,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,People who keep their teeth clean\Nprobably listened to their parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.87,0:14:17.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親のしつけも\N行き届いた人が多いよね うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.81,0:14:22.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だから 若い患者さんが来たときは\Nいっつも こう言ってるのよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.88,0:14:22.56,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Yep, that's why I always tell my\Nyoung patients the following.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.28,0:14:26.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,合ｺﾝやるときは 相手の顔とか\Nｷｬﾗより まず…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.56,0:14:26.15,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,When you go on a group date, looks\Nand personality don't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.75,0:14:29.79,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Check their boobs first.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.95,0:14:29.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おっぱいを見ろってね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.79,0:14:33.50,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Doc, the door to your entrance\Nhas fallen off its hinges...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.85,0:14:33.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:先生\N玄関ﾄﾞｱ外れてます～！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.50,0:14:36.71,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,You can judge a person\Nafter seeing their boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.56,0:14:36.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おっぱい見たら 人となりも\Nわかるしね うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.71,0:14:39.21,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This Doc is terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.89,0:14:38.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《土方:やっぱり 全然\Nちゃんとしてねえよ 先生｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.23,0:14:44.30,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,{\a6}Women with big areolae on their breasts have big\Nhearts that are more forgiving of adultery.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.83,0:14:41.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,最終的に おっぱいの話してるし》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.21,0:14:41.21,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,He's talking about boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.21,0:14:42.84,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The door's fallen loose,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.23,0:14:45.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾄﾞｱ外れてるどころか 玄関から\N便所みてえなﾆｵｲが放たれてるよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.84,0:14:45.39,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,and there's a toilet-like smell coming out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.10,0:14:47.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,玄関入って そっこう\N便所のﾆｵｲがした➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.39,0:14:48.68,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Like Niwa-kun's place where you go\Nin the door and it smells like a toilet!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.10,0:14:51.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,丹羽君ちみたいになってるよ！\N便器が玄関だよ あれ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.68,0:14:50.45,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,The toilet is his entrance!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.24,0:14:55.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ あと 乳輪が小さい女は\Nｶﾞﾝｶﾞﾝ束縛してくるよね➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.29,0:14:55.64,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,And women with small areolae on\Ntheir breasts tend to be smothering.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.11,0:14:57.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,要注意だよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.64,0:14:57.01,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,You've gotta be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.01,0:14:59.36,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Nobody would want to smother you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.11,0:14:59.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《誰も お前なんて\N束縛しねえよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.12,0:15:02.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とにかく 女は乳輪だね｡\Nあとは どうでもいいね うん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.36,0:15:01.64,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Areolae are the key to women.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.64,0:15:02.73,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Nothing else matters.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.73,0:15:04.70,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What kind of a group date would involve\Nlooking at their areolae?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.85,0:15:04.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《つうか 乳輪が見える合ｺﾝって➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.70,0:15:06.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What kind of group date did you go to?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.79,0:15:06.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いったい どんな合ｺﾝに\N参加してたんだよ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.34,0:15:09.18,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.79,0:15:11.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,さて じゃあ そろそろ\N治療始めましょうか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.18,0:15:11.61,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Let's get down to business.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.56,0:15:14.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,２人とも とりあえず 助手に\Nかるく診せるから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.61,0:15:14.84,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,I'll have an assistant take\Na quick look at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.84,0:15:18.22,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Well, it's possible that my assistants\Nwill be able to take care of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.93,0:15:18.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まっ 助手たちでもどうにかなる\N程度かもしれないしね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.22,0:15:21.97,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,G-Good... He's not doing the treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.27,0:15:21.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《た 助かった｡\Nｺｲﾂが治療すんじゃねえのか》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.61,0:15:24.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お～い ちょっと そこの２人！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.97,0:15:24.48,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Hey! You two!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.85,0:15:26.26,Main03,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.94,0:15:27.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,は～い｡\Nはい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.26,0:15:26.64,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.49,0:15:33.15,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Nakayama-san and Battle\NFairy Shazzan-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.55,0:15:34.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,中山さん 戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさん\Nどっちが診たい？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.15,0:15:34.40,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Which do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.22,0:15:37.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《中山さ～ん！》\N《断固 中山さん！》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.40,0:15:35.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Nakayama-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.51,0:15:37.20,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Definitely Nakayama-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.12,0:15:39.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさんだけは 勘弁しろ～》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.20,0:15:39.72,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Anybody but Shazzan-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.56,0:15:42.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え～ どうしよう｡\Nどっちが好み？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.72,0:15:41.30,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Ooh, what to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.30,0:15:42.63,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Which one do you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.46,0:15:44.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私は 黒髪のほうかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.63,0:15:44.61,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,I prefer the one with black hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.43,0:15:46.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《土方:つうか 何だ!? あれ｡\Nなんで 戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.61,0:15:45.92,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And what the hell is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.92,0:15:48.07,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Why is Battle Fairy Shazzan\Nworking in a dental clinic?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.90,0:15:49.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯医者にいんだ!? つうか\N戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝって何だ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.07,0:15:49.91,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,What the hell is Battle Fairy Shazzan?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.80,0:15:53.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おたくらは どっちに診てもら…｡\N(２人)中山さんがいいです！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.91,0:15:51.81,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Which do you want to look at you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.81,0:15:53.29,Main02,Both,0,0,0,,{\an3}I want Nakayama-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.99,0:15:53.29,Main02,Both,0,0,0,,{\an1}I want Nakayama-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.24,0:15:56.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ ちょっと 坂田さんのほうが\N早かったね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.29,0:15:56.09,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Sakata-san was a little faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.09,0:15:57.91,Main03,Dr. Yabuta,0,0,0,,Then Sakata-san will\Nhave Nakayama-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.14,0:16:00.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ 坂田さん 中山さんね｡\N(土方)待って！ ちょっと待って！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.91,0:15:58.93,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.93,0:16:00.17,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Uh, hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.11,0:16:03.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よっしゃ～！ 助かった！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.42,0:16:02.09,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Right on...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.09,0:16:03.64,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I dodged a bullet there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.25,0:16:09.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,中山です\Nよろしくお願いしますね坂田さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.55,0:16:07.04,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,The name's Nakayama.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.04,0:16:09.31,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,I'll be taking care of you, Sakata-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.31,0:16:12.81,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Y-You're Nakayama?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.59,0:16:12.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｵ ｵﾒｴが 中山かよ～!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.49,0:16:14.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,待て！ ちょっと待て！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.81,0:16:13.61,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.61,0:16:14.54,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.46,0:16:16.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前は どう見ても\N戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝだろ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.54,0:16:16.97,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You totally look like a\NBattle Fairy Shazzan!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.93,0:16:18.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どう見ても\N中山さんじゃねえだろ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.97,0:16:18.80,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You're obviously not Nakayama-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.86,0:16:20.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾌﾌﾌ ざまあみろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.50,0:16:21.12,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Suck on that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.80,0:16:22.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よくわからんが こっちの助手が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.12,0:16:21.98,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I don't know what's going on,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.98,0:16:25.12,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,but I guess this lady was Battle\NFairy Shazzan-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.80,0:16:25.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさん\Nだったようだな》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.94,0:16:29.81,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ あの よろしくお願いします\Nｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.20,0:16:29.50,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,W-Well, I'm all yours, Shazzan-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.81,0:16:39.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♪♪～
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.74,0:16:40.97,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,I am Battle Fairy Shazzan.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.22,0:16:42.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦闘妖精ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝです\Nよろしくお願いします｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.97,0:16:42.76,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,I'll be taking care of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.76,0:16:44.76,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.89,0:16:45.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんでだ～!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.96,0:16:47.94,Main03,Assistant,0,0,0,,Well, Nakayama-san, Shazzan-san,\Ndo your best.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.22,0:16:47.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃ 中山さん ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさん\Nがんばってね～！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.56,0:16:49.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)ﾗｼﾞｬｰ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.94,0:16:48.96,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.96,0:16:52.27,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,So Nakayama-san and Shazzan-san\Nare both battle fairies?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.49,0:16:52.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《結局 中山さんも ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝさんも\N戦闘妖精じゃねえか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.27,0:16:57.28,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Then, we shall explain this clinic's system\Nbefore we commence treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.43,0:16:55.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,では 治療の前に 当医院の\Nｼｽﾃﾑについて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.43,0:16:57.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,説明させてもらいます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.28,0:17:01.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Before you do that, explain how you've\Nended up as battle fairies!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.57,0:16:59.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《そんな説明の前に まず\Nお前らが どうして➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.50,0:17:01.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦闘妖精になったか 説明しろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.30,0:17:03.71,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Our clinic will treat your dental maladies,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.44,0:17:03.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,当医院は 歯の治療はもちろん➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.44,0:17:05.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,二度と 虫歯にならぬよう\N予防対策のｵﾍﾟも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.71,0:17:08.18,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,and also provide operating services\Nto prevent any future cavities.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.91,0:17:07.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻｰﾋﾞｽとして行っているんです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.85,0:17:10.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《土方:だからそれ\Nもう 歯医者じゃねえだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.18,0:17:10.11,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That's way beyond a dentist's job!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.78,0:17:14.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(中山)では ｺｰｽの説明をさせて\Nいただきます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.79,0:17:14.29,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Then we'll move on to an explanation\Nof your options.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.25,0:17:18.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯の治療と改造手術が\Nｾｯﾄになってるのが Ａｺｰｽ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.29,0:17:18.67,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Option A provides treatment of your cavity\Nand surgery to modify your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.59,0:17:22.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,Ｂｺｰｽは 改造手術に ﾄﾞﾘﾝｸﾊﾞｰが付く\N仕様となっております｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.67,0:17:22.55,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Option B provides surgery to modify\Nyour body and comes with free drinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.46,0:17:24.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《Ｂｺｰｽ！ もはや\N歯の治療してねえだろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.55,0:17:25.21,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Option B has nothing to do with my teeth!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.46,0:17:26.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで\Nﾄﾞﾘﾝｸﾊﾞｰが付いてくんだよ!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.21,0:17:26.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why are there free drinks?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.76,0:17:30.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あのう すみません\N改造手術はいいんで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.23,0:17:28.83,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Uh, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.83,0:17:32.72,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Isn't there an option that skips the surgery\Nand gets my cavity treated?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.10,0:17:32.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,歯の治療だけやってくれるｺｰｽは\Nないんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.60,0:17:35.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,治療と改造 別々にｵｰﾀﾞｰするなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.72,0:17:37.21,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,You'll save money by choosing Option A instead\Nof getting the treatment and surgery separately.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.27,0:17:38.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｾｯﾄのＡｺｰｽのほうが お得ですよ｡\Nいや だから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.21,0:17:39.65,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No, I don't want the surgery.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.11,0:17:41.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,改造手術はいらないんです｡\N治療だけしたいんです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.65,0:17:41.24,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I just want to get this cavity treated!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.01,0:17:44.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうなると いちばん近いのは\NＺｺｰｽかＸｺｰｽですね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.24,0:17:45.57,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Then I would recommend\Neither Option Z or X.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.98,0:17:47.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何なんですか？ それ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.57,0:17:46.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What are those?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.01,0:17:51.32,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Option Z includes a massage when\Nyou get your cavity treated.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.12,0:17:50.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,Ｚｺｰｽは歯の治療のほか\Nﾘﾗｯｸｽﾏｯｻｰｼﾞがつきます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.99,0:17:54.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,Ｘｺｰｽは\N歯の治療に ｻﾗﾀﾞﾊﾞｰがつきますね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.32,0:17:54.62,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Option X includes a salad bar\Nwhen you get treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.62,0:17:57.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,A-Ah, then I'll take Option Z.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.76,0:17:57.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ… あぁ\Nじゃあ ｵﾚ Ｚｺｰｽでいいです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.46,0:17:59.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾘﾗｯｸｽﾏｯｻｰｼﾞがつくほうで｡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.55,0:17:59.35,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,With the massage?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.35,0:18:01.34,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Yea, whatever. That'll do.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.40,0:18:02.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうでもいいけど それで｡\Nﾗｼﾞｬｰ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.34,0:18:02.28,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.73,0:18:06.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あぁ よかった｡ なんとか\N改造手術だけは免れたか》
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.02,0:18:07.13,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Whew... I managed to avoid the surgery.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.12,0:18:11.89,Main03,Betty,0,0,0,,I'm Betty. I'll be taking care of you, boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.14,0:18:12.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾍﾞﾃｨﾃﾞｽ｡ ﾖﾛｼｸ ｼｬﾁｮｻﾝ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.59,0:18:16.40,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,They attached a massage girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.81,0:18:18.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾏｯｻｰｼﾞ嬢つけられた～！\N結局 改造されてんじゃねえか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.40,0:18:18.53,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I ended up getting modified!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.28,0:18:21.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかもこれ 虫歯予防も何も\Nまったく関係ねえだろ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.53,0:18:21.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,And this has nothing to do\Nwith preventing cavities!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.65,0:18:23.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全然 やる気ねえけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.78,0:18:23.65,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This thing has no intention\Nof doing its job!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.59,0:18:25.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,せめて もう少しｸﾞﾚｰﾄﾞの高い娘➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.65,0:18:28.06,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Couldn't they give me a higher\Nquality girl at least?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.66,0:18:28.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つけてくれても\Nよかったんじゃねえの！》
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.33,0:18:31.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(中山)解説しよう｡\N移植した快楽要塞ﾍﾞﾃｨと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.50,0:18:30.13,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Allow me to explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.13,0:18:34.47,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Pleasure Fort Betty and Sakata-san\Nhave been neurologically connected,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.80,0:18:34.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,坂田さんは\N神経までつながることにより➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.23,0:18:38.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本来ﾒｶである快楽要塞ﾍﾞﾃｨは\N彼の目には➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.47,0:18:37.23,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,which means that the robot\NPleasure Fort Betty
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.23,0:18:41.40,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,appears as an actual massage\Ngirl to Sakata-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.10,0:18:41.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まるで\N生身のﾏｯｻｰｼﾞ嬢のように映るのだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.19,0:18:39.90,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.90,0:18:43.91,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Gintoki's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.40,0:18:43.92,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Our service is perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.41,0:18:44.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,当院のｻｰﾋﾞｽは完璧である｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.92,0:18:45.83,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That was close!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.04,0:18:45.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《危なかった！ 危うく ｵﾚも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.83,0:18:48.45,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I was about to end up the same way!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.98,0:18:48.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんなもん\Nつけられるところだった｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.45,0:18:53.18,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,But I already learned that I should think\Ncarefully from the battle fairy deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.45,0:18:51.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾞｶめ｡\N軽率に動けば痛い目を見るのは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.08,0:18:53.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,戦闘妖精の件で学習済みだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.18,0:18:54.55,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Option X!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.38,0:18:59.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,Ｘｺｰｽ！ 歯の治療にｻﾗﾀﾞﾊﾞｰがつく｡\Nこちらが正解だ》
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.55,0:18:56.72,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Treatment with a salad bar service.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.72,0:18:58.88,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.88,0:19:02.10,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Uh, I'll have Option X.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.12,0:19:03.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの ｵﾚのほうは\NＸｺｰｽでお願いします｡\Nﾗｼﾞｬｰ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.10,0:19:03.02,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.02,0:19:07.39,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No way you can attach\Na salad bar to a body.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.03,0:19:06.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｻﾗﾀﾞﾊﾞｰなどというｼｽﾃﾑが\N体につけられるわけもない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.83,0:19:08.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｸｸ… ありがとうよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.39,0:19:12.12,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Thanks. Your failure saved me\Nfrom making the same mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.77,0:19:12.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｷｻﾏのﾊﾞｶのおかげで\N同じ轍を踏まずに済んだぜ》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.08,0:19:21.32,On Screen,Hijikata,0,0,0,,[Note: "Baa" here is used to mean "old lady" not "bar"]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.08,0:19:21.35,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Th-They gave me a Salad Baa!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.14,0:19:21.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｻ… ｻﾗﾀﾞ婆つけられた！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.35,0:19:22.48,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,They got me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.35,0:19:26.40,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.58,0:19:24.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やられた！ ｻﾗﾀﾞﾊﾞｰって\Nｻﾗﾀﾞ婆のことだったのか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.48,0:19:24.92,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This is what they meant\Nby a "salad bar"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.52,0:19:26.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか ｻﾗﾀﾞ婆って何!?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.92,0:19:26.45,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And what's the point of this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.40,0:19:28.83,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Hijikata's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.45,0:19:28.44,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,She's just sitting there eating salad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.52,0:19:28.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただ ｻﾗﾀﾞ食ってるだけの\Nばばあじゃねえか！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.44,0:19:31.04,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And she's using dressing\Ninstead of mayonnaise!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.69,0:19:32.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかも ﾏﾖではなくﾄﾞﾚｯｼﾝｸﾞ派かよ｡\N最悪だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.04,0:19:32.11,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This just sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.02,0:19:34.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こんな趣味の合わないばばあと\N一生一緒に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.11,0:19:36.96,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I'll have to watch this old lady eat salad\Nwithout mayo for the rest of my life?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.63,0:19:37.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾗﾀﾞをつつき合わなければ\Nいけないのか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.96,0:19:39.96,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Okay, that should take care\Nof the preparations.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.13,0:19:39.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よし じゃあ下準備は\Nこれくらいでいいですね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.96,0:19:41.00,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Preparations?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.96,0:19:42.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《どんな準備だよ！ まったく\N役に立ちそうにねえだろ!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.00,0:19:42.84,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What could this possibly prepare us for?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.84,0:19:45.63,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Then we'll begin the actual\Ntreatment now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.87,0:19:45.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ本格的な治療 始めますね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.63,0:19:48.08,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Treat my body before you treat my teeth!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.67,0:19:48.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《歯の治療の前に\Nこの体を治療しろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.08,0:19:49.73,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Give me back my original body!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.11,0:19:50.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もとの体を返せ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.73,0:19:52.01,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Open wide.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.04,0:19:52.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お口 あ～んしてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.01,0:19:53.39,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Please relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.01,0:19:55.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,力抜いてください｡\N怖いことなんて何もないですよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.39,0:19:55.58,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,There's nothing to be scared of.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.28,0:19:57.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《お前が怖いんだよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.58,0:19:57.61,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You're damn scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.35,0:19:59.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,口を大きく開けてくださいね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.61,0:19:59.84,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Open wide.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.78,0:20:02.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾄﾞﾘﾙに触れたら\N顔 吹き飛びますよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.84,0:20:02.56,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Your face will be blown\Noff if it touches the drill.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.49,0:20:05.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《そんな でけえﾄﾞﾘﾙ\N口に入るわけねえだろ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.56,0:20:05.51,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,That huge-ass drill can't fit in my mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.92,0:20:10.52,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.03,0:20:12.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,安心してください｡\N改造によって あなたたちの体は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.52,0:20:15.18,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,The modifications mean that your body\Nwill suffer less from the treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.36,0:20:15.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,治療の負担が\N軽減されるようになってます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.18,0:20:18.51,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,Well? There shouldn't be much pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.20,0:20:18.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうですか？\Nあまり痛みを感じないでしょ？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.90,0:20:20.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《言われてみれば…》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.55,0:20:20.77,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.77,0:20:23.15,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It doesn't hurt at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.84,0:20:23.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《痛みを まったく感じないぞ》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.15,0:20:26.13,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,Our clinic specializes in swift care,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.27,0:20:26.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(中山)当医院は 迅速な治療が\N売りとなっていますが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.11,0:20:28.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,患者の身には\Nそれだけ負担もかかるのです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.13,0:20:28.73,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,but that puts a heavier\Nburden on the patient.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.58,0:20:32.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝ)改造手術を推し進めるのは\Nまず患者の皆さまに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.73,0:20:36.53,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,The surgery modifies your body to cope with\Nthe care and allow for safe treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.05,0:20:34.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,治療に耐えうる体に\Nなってもらい➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.35,0:20:36.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,安全に治療を進めるためでも\Nあるのです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.75,0:20:38.42,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Uh, safe?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.75,0:20:38.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや 安全っていうか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.42,0:20:41.08,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This stopped being safe when\Nyou modified our bodies!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.69,0:20:41.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,改造されてる時点で\N安全もｸｿもないからね》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.08,0:20:42.75,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Hold on a second...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.23,0:20:44.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:っていうか これ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.13,0:20:47.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,全部 あっちに\Nいってるだけじゃねえか!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.25,0:20:47.50,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Is all the damage being\Nshifted over to them?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.70,0:20:52.63,Main03,Shazzan,0,0,0,,They bear most of the pain,\Nso relax as we treat you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.77,0:20:50.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(ｼｬｻﾞｰﾝ)痛みは ほぼ彼女たちが\N肩代わりしてくれるんで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.67,0:20:52.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,安心して治療を受けてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.63,0:20:55.17,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Uh, that's no ordinary pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.63,0:20:56.11,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Hijikata's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.70,0:20:55.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《土方:いや 尋常な苦しみ方じゃ\Nないんですけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.17,0:20:58.10,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It's pretty hard to relax\Nwhile that's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.31,0:20:58.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とても 安心して\N見てられないんですけど》
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.11,0:20:58.09,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.10,0:21:02.48,Main03,Nakayama,0,0,0,,If it weren't for them, you would\Nbe feeling even more pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.21,0:21:00.61,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(中山)彼女たちがいなければ\Nこの苦しみが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.61,0:21:02.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もろに皆さんを\N襲っていたんですよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.48,0:21:05.43,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Gintoki's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.55,0:21:05.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《痛み感じてないだけで\Nあんな状態になるようなこと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.70,0:21:06.49,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,So we don't feel any pain, but whatever's happening\Nto our body causes that much pain?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.43,0:21:07.45,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.45,0:21:07.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,されてるの!?\N大丈夫なの？ ねぇ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.49,0:21:08.00,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Is that okay?! Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.45,0:21:09.50,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Gintoki's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.89,0:21:10.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの…\Nやめて そんな目で見ないで｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.00,0:21:09.48,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.48,0:21:10.99,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Don't look at me like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.50,0:21:10.97,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.89,0:21:14.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なに!?\Nｵﾚが悪いの？ ｵﾚがﾀﾞﾒなの？》
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.99,0:21:12.91,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What? Is it my fault?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.91,0:21:14.31,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Was I wrong?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.01,0:21:14.98,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[Through Hijikata's Eyes]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.16,0:21:18.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｵﾚのせいじゃないよね｡\N違うよね？ 関係ないよね？》
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.31,0:21:16.34,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,This isn't my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.98,0:21:15.98,On Screen,,0,0,0,,[In Actuality]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.34,0:21:18.14,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Yeah, I have nothing to do with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.96,0:21:21.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あ… あれ？ 何これ？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.65,0:21:21.66,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Huh? What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.47,0:21:24.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか変なﾋﾞｼﾞｮﾝが\N頭に流れ込んでくるよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.66,0:21:24.29,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I've got this weird image in my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.29,0:21:25.93,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey! What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.37,0:21:27.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何これ？\Nねぇ 走馬灯じゃねえの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.93,0:21:27.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Like my life is flashing before my eyes?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.27,0:21:29.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ… もしかして\Nﾍﾞﾃｨの走馬灯じゃねえの!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.50,0:21:29.75,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Or is this Betty's life?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.75,0:21:32.58,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,And what's with the fake memories?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.97,0:21:32.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか\Nなに勝手に記憶捏造してんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.58,0:21:34.37,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I don't remember anything\Nlike that happening!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.58,0:21:36.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前と こんな覚えねえよ!!\Nやめろ 妙なもん見せんじゃねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.37,0:21:36.06,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Stop! Don't show me that creepy stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.06,0:21:37.38,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I didn't do anything wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.15,0:21:38.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚは何も悪くねえ ｵﾚ関係ねえし！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.38,0:21:38.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This has nothing to do with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.50,0:21:41.25,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm the one who was modified\Nand getting screwed!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.62,0:21:41.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,改造されて迷惑してんの\Nこっちだし!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.45,0:21:44.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《あれ 何だこれ？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.28,0:21:43.92,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Huh? What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.92,0:21:46.56,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Strange images are flowing\Ninto my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.02,0:21:46.59,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,妙な映像が\N勝手に頭に流れ込んでくる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.59,0:21:51.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい これ… 走馬灯!?\Nｻﾗﾀﾞ婆の走馬灯？
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.36,0:21:49.67,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Hey, are these flashbacks...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.67,0:21:51.56,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,The salad old lady's life is\Nflashing before my eyes?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.20,0:21:55.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうかｻﾗﾀﾞ婆 ろくな思い出ねえ!!\Nｻﾗﾀﾞとの絡みしかねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.56,0:21:53.87,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,And she has no actual memories!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.87,0:21:55.86,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It's all about vegetables!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.60,0:21:58.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾗﾀﾞ婆 いいのか これで？\Nろくな思い出ないままで｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.86,0:21:57.59,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Are you okay with this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.59,0:21:58.96,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,Dying without any decent memories...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.94,0:22:01.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや いい｡ ｵﾚは歯を治すんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.96,0:22:00.95,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,No, I want to get my cavity treated.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.95,0:22:03.77,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,I don't give a damn about\Na salad old lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.27,0:22:04.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾗﾀﾞ婆なんて\N知ったこっちゃねえんだ!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.17,0:22:09.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:ｵﾚは悪くない\Nｵﾚは悪くない ｵﾚは悪くない…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.95,0:22:08.28,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,It's not my fault! It's not my\Nfault! It's not my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.28,0:22:11.42,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,It's not my fault! It's not my\Nfault! It's not my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.01,0:22:11.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚのせいじゃない\Nｵﾚのせいじゃない…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.42,0:22:12.50,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.62,0:22:17.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうさ\Nｵﾚたちは 何にも悪くな～い!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.50,0:22:14.26,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,We didn't do anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.52,0:22:17.03,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,500)}WROOOOOONG!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.05,0:22:21.60,Main03,Nurse B,0,0,0,,Um, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.36,0:22:24.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの～ すみません\Nｳﾁ歯医者じゃないんですけど…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.60,0:22:23.76,Main03,Nurse B,0,0,0,,This isn't a dental clinic.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.29,0:22:26.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,知ってますよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.22,0:22:26.75,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.73,0:22:29.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや でも その症状は\Nどう見ても虫歯でしょ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.75,0:22:29.70,Main03,Nurse B,0,0,0,,Well, you obviously have cavities.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.60,0:22:31.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,早く歯医者に行ったほうが…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.70,0:22:31.27,Main03,Nurse B,0,0,0,,You should go see a dentist.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.27,0:22:33.27,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,We don't care about the cavities.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.54,0:22:35.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや もう虫歯はいいんです｡\Nそのうち腐って落ちますから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.27,0:22:35.13,Main03,Hijikata,0,0,0,,It'll rot and fall out soon enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.01,0:22:37.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ何しにきたんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.13,0:22:37.01,Main03,Nurse B,0,0,0,,Then why are you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.24,0:22:43.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)彼女を なおしてください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.36,0:22:42.95,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,{\an1}Please fix her...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.36,0:22:42.95,Main01,Both,0,0,0,,{\an3}Please fix her...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.04,0:24:27.01,On Screen,Caption,0,0,0,,{\pos(444,12)}[Preview]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.55,0:24:16.95,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Okay, people.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.95,0:24:19.15,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Clean out your ears and listen good!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.15,0:24:20.10,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Okay!\NWill do!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.10,0:24:23.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Next time on GinTama the anime...\N"Countdown Begins"!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.80,0:24:27.01,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Huh? Why isn't there any reaction?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.01,0:24:28.14,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.01,0:24:30.02,On Screen,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,["Countdown Begins"]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.14,0:24:29.79,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,We're not falling for that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.02,0:24:39.99,On Screen red,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,[The countdown finally begins\Nfor GinTama the anime.]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.99,0:24:45.19,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[See you next time.]
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.22,0:29:06.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♬『ゼッコーチョー！』
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.23,0:29:21.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♬～