(ﾊﾀ皇子)ﾃﾒｴら それでも➡
銀玉ついてんのか！
ﾄﾞﾘｬ～ ﾌﾞｽ～ ｹﾞﾎﾞ～｡
銀さん！
しかと その目ん玉に焼きつけな！
つうか いつになったら ﾎﾞｸ予告に出るの～!?
いつから違ったｵﾚたちの道は｡
どちらか選べるｱﾙ｡ そんなわけあるか！
(神楽)劇場では ﾊﾞｶ皇子吹き替え版か➡
ｵﾚはただ 壊すだけだ この腐った世界を｡
宇宙には まだ おもしろそうな連中がいるんだね｡
(新八)なにこれ!? なんでまた声が ﾊﾀ皇子になってんの!?
ﾃﾒｴの言う余計なもんが どれだけの力を持っているか｡
(銀時)まぁ 新訳っていったって だいたい こんなもんだろ？
Can't you tell...?
(ﾎｳｲﾁ)わからねえのか｡
I used to be a human, same as you guys.
ｵﾚもお前らと同じ元人間だよ｡
ｵﾚは今まで かけがえのねえものを 奪い続けてきた｡
Until that point, I had taken away many things that could never be replaced.
だが この体は ﾔﾂからもらったこの体は➡
But I would use this body,
the precious body he gave me,
to protect those things that can never be replaced.
かけがえのないもんを 護るために使う｡
This town doesn't need a boss.
この町には もうﾎﾞｽはいらねえ｡
ｵﾚたちは自由に生きるんだ！
We're gonna live free!
下克上か!? あとのことは頼んだぜ｡
An uprising?
I'm leaving the rest to you.
Hoichi!
ﾎｳｲﾁ！
(桂)何をしているんだ 早く行け！
What are you doing?! Hurry up!
We're leaving the rest to you, Odd Jobs!
(近藤)あとのことは頼んだぞ！ 万事屋！
Grant the stray cats of Kabukicho!
かぶき町の野良猫たちと…｡
And their proud king!
誇り高き王に！
(２人)真の自由を！
True freedom!
["Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues"]
Well, that should do it.
(勝男)まぁ こんなもんでんな｡
We've captured most of the strays in Kabukicho.
ｶﾌﾞｷ町の野良は これでほぼ狩りつくしましたわ｡
ご協力ありがとうございました｡
Thank you for your cooperation.
どうでしょうか？ お気に召した素材はおりますか？
Well? Are there any to your liking?
B-Bro...
ｱ ｱﾆｷ 何ですか？ あのﾖﾎﾞﾖﾎﾞの猫ｼﾞｼﾞｲ｡
What's with the feeble old cat?
Moron! Don't make any stupid comments.
(勝男)ｱﾎ！ ﾍﾀなこと言うもんやないで｡
猫まんまにされて食われてまうど｡
The cats will rip you apart and eat you.
王様 猫の王様や｡
That's their king.
Huh?! That old geezer's the king of Planet Catnip?!
はっ!? あのﾖﾎﾞﾖﾎﾞが ﾏﾀﾀﾋﾞ星の国王!?
ｱﾎ 声がﾃﾞｶいっちゅ～んじゃ！
Moron! You're too loud!
なんで なんでこんなところに!?
Why? Why's he here?
国王が江戸に訪問やなんて 一大ﾆｭｰｽやないですか｡
Wouldn't the king coming to Edo be big news?!
聞いてませんよ そんな情報！
I never heard a word about it!
He's obviously being discreet because he doesn't want people to know he's here!
そんなもん 人に言えん理由で➡
ｺｿｺｿ来とるからに決まっとるやろ｡
人に言えん理由…｡
Doesn't want people to know he's here...?
Meow!
ﾆｬｰ｡ (通訳)皆さん こんにちは｡
Greetings, everyone.
What's with that old geezer?!
なんだ あのｼﾞｼﾞｲ!? ｵﾚたちの言葉が話せるのか!?
He can speak our language?!
ﾆｬｰ｡ (通訳)はじめまして｡
Meow!
It is a pleasure to meet you, cats of Earth.
地球の猫の皆さん｡
Meow-yeow.
ﾆｬｰｺﾞ｡ (通訳)忙しいところ➡
I apologize for any inconvenience caused by assembling you here.
お集まりいただいて 大変 申し訳ない｡
I must confess that I have a favor to ask of you.
実は 皆様に 折り入って頼みがありまして｡
Hey, he's pretty talkative for someone who looks the quiet type.
おい 寡黙だと思ったら 意外にしゃべるぞ｡
ﾆｬｰﾑ｡ (通訳)星は違えども➡
Mew.
We may come from different planets,
同族のよしみで どうか私の頼み 聞いてもらえないでしょうか｡
but we belong to the same race, which is why I hope you'll be willing to help.
Meow.
ﾅｳ｡ (通訳)実は 私はある星で➡
I am actually the king of a certain planet...
国王をやっているのですが｡
ﾆｬ～｡ (通訳)この歳になるまで➡
Purr.
I have grown old without producing any children.
子を成していないのです｡
Meorw.
というのも 妻がとんでもないﾏｸﾞﾛで➡
And I must say that my wife is a dead fish in bed.
いや ﾏｸﾞﾛといっても あっちのﾏｸﾞﾛは好きですよ 猫だし｡
Of course, I love fish, at least the edible kind.
I mean, I'm a cat.
Hey! That geezer's spillin' everything to total strangers!
おい 初対面のﾔﾂ相手に とんでもねえこと➡
暴露しだしたよ あのｼﾞｼﾞｲ｡
Mrrow.
ﾆｬｺﾞﾌ｡ (通訳)もう何をやっても➡
She won't budge or make a sound, no matter what I do.
うんともすんとも 言わないものだから➡
Practically copulationless.
すっかり 交尾ﾚｽになっちゃって １人遊びばっかり➡
I've become a master at going solo.
うまくなっちゃってね しかも 蛇口式っていう➡
And I'm used to a curved faucet,
普通と違うやり方してたら もう➡
普通の交尾じゃ全然…｡ おい！
so normal sex completely fails to...
Hey!
We don't want to hear this!
聞きたくねえんだよ！ なんで ｼﾞｼﾞｲの性癖➡
Why do we have to listen to an old geezer's sexual preferences?!
聞かされなきゃならねえんだ！ ﾆｬ～ｵ｡
Myao.
I took a new wife,
(通訳)新しい妻も めとったんですが➡
but by that time, I could no longer get it up.
その頃には すっかり そっちのほうも➡
衰えてしまって…｡ ﾆｬｰｽ｡
Meows.
My nation is currently in an uproar over succession.
(通訳)わが国は今 跡取り問題で ﾓﾒにﾓﾒているのです｡
Meyow.
ﾅ～ｵ｡ (通訳)そこで 皆さんに頼みがあるのです｡
That is why I must ask a favor of you.
Hey, aren't we about to get lucky?
おい これ ひょっとして 棚ﾎﾞﾀ話なんじゃね～のか？
I heard something about losing our souls, though...
魂 抜かれちまうなんて 聞いてたけど｡
ひょっとして このじいさん ｵﾚたちの中から➡
Maybe this geezer brought us here to pick a successor...
跡取りを探すためにこんな…｡
ﾆｮｽ｡ (通訳)皆さんのｷﾝﾀﾏを➡
Meowzer.
Could you all please give me your balls?
私にくれませんか？
Why?!
なんでだ!! 今の話から➡
What kind of twisted logic is that?!
なんで そんな話になるんだｺﾗ!!
ﾅｰｵ｡ (通訳)私たちの星では➡
Meow-ow.
There is an ancient legend on our planet.
古い言い伝えがありまして｡
ﾅｶﾞｰｽ｡ (通訳)伝説のｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙ集めしとき｡
Nagas.
When the legendary "Golden Balls" are assembled,
[Note: Parody of the manga "Dragon Ball".]
ﾆｬﾗｽ｡ (通訳)地に眠りし ｼｪﾝﾛﾝ目覚めん｡
Meowes.
Shenlong will be awakened from its slumber in the earth,
ﾆｬﾛｽ｡ (通訳)私の眠ったままのｼｪﾝﾛﾝ｡
Meowlos.
Will you assist in awakening
ﾆｬｰ｡ (通訳)起こしてくれませんか？
Meow.
my slumbering Shenlong?
(勝男)あの王様はな 猫のｷﾝﾀﾏのｴｷｽを抽出して➡
That king plans on extracting cat balls
強力な精力剤 ﾏﾀﾀﾋﾞｰﾝｵﾒｶﾞを 精製しようとしとるんや｡
to produce the potent aphrodisiac Catnip Omega!
Don't talk about Shenlong, you sick geezer!
何がｼｪﾝﾛﾝだ ｴﾛｼﾞｼﾞｲ！ ｺﾗ！ ふざけんじゃねえ!!
Screw that!
ﾃﾒｴの干からびた ｼｪﾝﾛﾝ呼び覚ますために➡
Why do we have to give up our balls to help wake up your withered Shenlong?!
なんで ｵﾚたちがｷﾝﾀﾏ 差し出さなきゃならねえんだ!!
ﾆｬｰｽ｡ (通訳)精力あふれる➡
Meowsus.
Your Golden Balls, brimming with virility, are the ideal ingredient.
あなたたちのｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙは 大変いい素材だ｡
Meowgos.
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]ﾆｬｺﾞｽ｡ (通訳)だが まだ足りない｡
But this isn't enough.
Meof.
(通訳)あなたたちのｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙは まだ 輝けるはずだ｡
Your Golden Balls can shine brighter.
Where are we...?
ここは？
Meows.
ﾆｬｽ｡ (通訳)知っていますか？
Do you know when seeds have the greatest survivability?
種を残そうとする力は いかなるときに最も高まるか｡
それは 超好みの ｴﾛDVDを発見したときでも➡
It isn't when you find a DVD-porn that perfectly matches your tastes.
魅力的な雌猫と 出会ったときでもない｡
Nor is it when you encounter a ravishing female cat.
それは 命の危機に 瀕したときです｡
It is when your life is in danger.
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]絶対的な死に直面し 恐怖したとき➡
When faced with absolute death,
この世に種を残そうと ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙは ひときわ輝くのです｡
Golden Balls shine brightest in an attempt to leave its seed in this world.
そ そんな…｡ あのｼﾞｼﾞｲ まさか！
N-No way...
Is that geezer planning on...
さぁ 恐怖しなさい！
Now tremble in fear!
今まさに 避けられない死が➡
You are currently faced with imminent death!
あなたたちに 迫ろうとしているのですよ｡
さぁ ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙに光を！
Now, grant the Golden Balls light!
ありったけの精を注ぎ込むのです｡ 心配はいりませんよ！
Fuel it with all your energy!
There's no need to worry!
たとえ 屍になっても ｺﾞｰﾙﾃﾞﾝﾎﾞｰﾙだけはﾑﾀﾞにしませんから｡
If you end up as corpses, I won't let your Golden Balls go to waste!
He's gonna kill us!
やるつもりだ!! ｷﾝﾀﾏだけ残して➡
Eat us up, leaving only our balls behind!
ｵﾚたちを 食らい尽くすつもりだ!!
(ﾎｳｲﾁ)行かせねえ｡
I won't let you pass...
これ以上 先へは行かせねえ！
I won't let you get one step past me.
こっから先は➡
Any further and you're on the turf of Hoichi, king of Kabukicho strays.
このかぶき町の野良王 ﾎｳｲﾁ様の縄張りだ！
た… 立った！ ２本足で！ な… なんだ!?
I-It's standing! On two legs! Wh-What is that?!
なんだ あの猫は!?
What is up with that cat?!
王様や｡
It's the king.
That is the boss cat which rules over Kabukicho...
あれが かぶき町を 支配するﾎﾞｽ猫…｡
(勝男)野良猫たちの 頂点に君臨する…｡
Reigning over the stray cats...
(勝男)野良王 ﾎｳｲﾁ！
Hoichi, the stray king.
す すばらしい!!
M-Magnificent!
あの生命力！ 胆力！
The vitality! Courage!
あふれるような精力！
Brimming with virility!
ﾎ… ﾎｳｲﾁ…｡
Ho-Hoichi...!
なんで… なんでなんだ？
Why? Why?!
なんで あんなﾏﾈしたｵﾚたちを！
Why is he helping us after what we did to him?!
WHY?!
なんでなんだ!!
♪♪～
あっ…｡
♪♪～
《頼む…｡
Come on...
Hold on a little longer...
あと もう少し… もう少しでいいんだ…｡
Just a little longer...
もってくれ… 壊れないでくれ…｡
Hang in there...
Don't fall apart on me...
ｺｲﾂが最後なんだ…｡
This guy's the last one...
Lend me your body...
もう少しだけ貸してくれ…》
《お前の体を…》
A little longer...!!
((お登勢:目覚ましたかい？
You awake?
ｱﾝﾀが最近 かぶき町で 頭張ってる野良だね｡
So you're the stray who's been making a name for himself in Kabukicho recently.
You're a fool to pick fights with dogs.
犬にｹﾝｶ売るなんざ ﾊﾞｶなﾔﾂだよ｡
耳だけで済んで よかったじゃないかい｡
Good thing you only lost your ears.
You're quite a handsome one.
なかなかの男前だよ｡
心配いらないさ｡
There's no need to worry.
ｱﾝﾀの護ったもんは このとおりだ｡ ﾐｬ｡
The charge you were protecting is fine as you can see.
Well, it ran off.
ありゃりゃ 逃げちまった｡
ずいぶんと嫌われてるようだね｡
You're not very well-liked.
何だか 初めて 会った気がしないと思ったら…｡
I was wondering why it felt like this wasn't our first meeting.
ｱﾝﾀ… ｱｲﾂにそっくりなんだね｡
You're exactly like him.
前にも拾ったのさ 野良を｡
I once picked up another stray.
ｱﾝﾀみたいに死にかけて 道端に転がってた｡
On the verge of death, just like you, lying on the side of the road...
ｱﾝﾀに負けず劣らずのﾊﾞｶ猫さ｡
A stupid cat that was your match in every way.
どこで何落っことしてきたのか 知らないけどね｡
I don't know how he ended up there though.
ずっと探しものしているような ﾔﾂだったよ｡
Always seemed as though he were looking for something.
何にでも頭突っ込んで➡
Butting in where he wasn't wanted and pitting his own body
ﾃﾒｴの体張って ひと様の大事なもん護ってた…｡
to protect the things that were important for other people.
まるで何かを償うように…｡
Almost like he was trying to atone for something.
そのくせ 自分では何も持たない｡ 誰も寄せつけない｡
Meanwhile, he kept nothing for himself.
Didn't get close to anyone.
ずっと １匹だった…｡
He was always alone...
ｱﾝﾀみたいに…｡
Just like you...
失う怖さを 知ってしまったからなのか｡
Maybe he was afraid of enduring the pain of loss again...
それとも同じ思いを 人にさせたくなかったのか｡
Maybe he didn't want others to experience what he had...
もしかしたら ﾃﾒｴに罰でも 与えてたのかもしれないね…｡
Perhaps he was trying to punish himself.
でもね そんなﾊﾞｶにひかれて➡
But you know...
There were other strays who were drawn to that idiot.
同じような野良たちが 集まってきて➡
いつの間にか ｱｲﾂ １匹じゃいられなくなってた…｡
Soon he could no longer stay alone.
いや もしかしたら➡
Maybe he just learned from them.
ｱｲﾂらに 教えられたのかもしれないね…｡
後ろばかり見てても 誰も 喜びゃしないって｡
That fatalism won't make anyone happy.
護り護ってくれる仲間が➡
Friends to protect, who protected him, may have given him the strength to move on.
ｱｲﾂに再び前に進む力を 与えたのかもしれない｡
護って失って 護られて失って➡
You protect and suffer losses.
You're protected and suffer losses.
But then you take on a new burden.
それでも また抱え込む｡
In the end, it's just a cycle.
結局 その繰り返しさ｡
That's life.
それが生きる ってことなんだろうよ｡
難儀な話だ｡
Rough, isn't it?
でもね… あの３匹のﾂﾗ見てたら それも悪くない気がするのさ｡
But you know, when I see the expressions on those three faces,
I start to feel that it's not too bad.
なんで あたしゃ 猫に こんな話してんだろう｡
Why am I saying all this to a cat?
何だか １匹で突っ張って生きてる ｱﾝﾀ見てたら➡
When I saw you rampaging around on your own,
昔のｱｲﾂ 思い出しちゃってね｡
I was somehow reminded of how he used to be.
Live positively.
前見て 生きていきなよ…｡
I'm sure you have friends waiting to support you.
きっと そこに ｱﾝﾀを支えてくれる 仲間が待っている…｡
ｱﾝﾀの大切な人も それを願っているよ…))
The ones you care for would want you to do so...
前なんて… もう見えやしねえよ… ばあさん…｡
I can't be positive, Granny...
見えたところで 何もいやしねえ…｡
I can't make anything happen by being positive...
たった１匹の… ﾀﾞﾁ公護れなかったｵﾚが➡
I don't deserve any friends when I couldn't even protect my only pal...
仲間なんざ持つ資格はねえ｡
そんなもん… 作り方も とっくの昔に忘れちまった…｡
I forgot how to make friends a long time ago.
それでも 仲間になんかなれなくても➡
Still, even if I couldn't make friends, I wanted to protect them.
護りたかった｡
奪うだけじゃねえ｡ この手で 何かを護りたかった｡
I wanted to protect something with these hands, instead of taking from others...
Sorry I couldn't protect you all till the very end...
すまねえ｡ 最後まで護ってやれなくて｡
ｵﾚは… ﾎﾞｽ猫…➡
I'm a failure
失格だ｡
of a boss cat...
Pal, I broke another promise...
ﾀﾞﾁ公 また 約束 破っちまって… ごめんよ｡
Sorry...
ｳｵ～ｯ!!
(ﾎｳｲﾁ)ｷﾞ… ｷﾞﾝ～!!
Gi-
Gin!!
ｳｵ～ｯ!! (ﾎｳｲﾁ)ｷﾞ… ｷﾞﾝ～!!
Gi-
Gin!!
What is that cat?!
何だぁ？ あの猫は～！
ｱ… ｱｲﾂは…｡ 確か 新入りの！
Th-That's...
The newbie!
ﾃﾒｴら！ 今の言葉を聞いたか!!
Bastards!
Did you hear what he said?!
たった今 ｺｲﾂは 自ら ﾎﾞｽ猫の座を降りた！
He just voluntarily gave up his position as boss cat!
現時刻をもって かぶき町は 野良猫自由都市へと変わる！
From this point on, Kabukicho will be a city of free strays!
もう このかぶき町に ﾎﾞｽ猫は いねえ！
Kabukicho no longer has a boss cat!
これからは ﾃﾒｴら 何をしようと自由だ！
From now on, you're free to do whatever you want!
ﾃﾒｴのﾙｰﾙで 好きに生きればいい！
Live by your own rules!
では 自由になったついでに ﾃﾒｴらの自由な発想を試してやる！
Now that you're free, let's test those free-minded idea of yours!
ﾃﾒｴの頭で よ～く考えて答えやがれ！
Think long and hard before you answer!
たった今 ﾎﾞｽ猫じゃなくなった➡
He's no longer the boss cat!
うす汚ねえﾎﾞﾛ雑巾みてえな ﾄﾞﾗえもんは誰だ！
So who is this dirty rag-like Doraemon?!
Who is this pathetic Mr. Frieza who bled for you, got beaten to a pulp for you?!
ﾃﾒｴら護るために 血ﾍﾄﾞ吐いて➡
ﾎﾞﾛﾎﾞﾛになりながら 地ﾍﾞﾀ這いつくばった➡
ｶｯｺ悪い ﾌﾘｰｻﾞさんは いったい誰だ～っ!?
(みんな)ただの ﾀﾞﾁ公だ～!!
He's just another
pal!
I-Impossible!
ば… ﾊﾞｶな！ 野良猫たちが結束して➡
The strays are uniting!
こんな… こんな～！ す… すばらしい！
This is...! This is...!!
M-Magnificent!
見よ！ あの雲霞の如く押し寄せる➡
Witness that swarming wave of virility!
勢力の波を！ あれだ！
That's it! That is what is needed for Catnip Omega...!
あれこそが ﾏﾀﾀﾋﾞｰﾝｵﾒｶﾞに…｡
言ってる場合じゃありません 閣下｡ 早く避難せねば➡
There's no time for that, your majesty!
We must evacuate!
ここも危険です！ ｲﾔだ！
It's dangerous here!
No!
ﾏﾀﾀﾋﾞｰﾝで ﾋﾞｰﾝってなりたい！ ﾋﾞｰﾝってなりたい～！
I want my Catnip Omega so I can be nippy!
Nippy I tell you!
知っているか？ ﾔﾝﾁｬな猫は…｡
Did you know?
Naughty cats...
去勢をすると おとなしくなるらしい｡
...learn to behave if you neuter them.
へぇ 初めて聞いた…｡
Oh, really?
I've never heard that before...
でも それ迷信だよね？ 迷信｡
But it's just a myth, a myth.
そんなもんじゃさ 私の この熱いﾊﾟﾄｽは…｡
That couldn't be enough to stop my burning pathos...
(桂)では 試してみよう｡ (２人)えっ？
Why don't we find out?
Huh?
(２人)ｷﾞｬｰｯ!!
Bro, is it okay to ditch the king?
ｱﾆｷ いいんですか？ 王様 見捨てて｡
あとで えらいことになっても 知りませんよ｡
Don't blame me if we get in trouble later.
Are you a moron?
ｱﾎか！ あないなﾔﾂが王様か｡
How could that fool be a king?
なかなか 悪うない仕事やった｡
This wasn't a bad job.
ｶﾈも ぎょうさん儲けたし ええもんも見れた｡
Turned a pretty profit, and we got to watch a fine show.
ﾎﾝﾏもんの 猫の王様っちゅうんをな｡
Of a true cat king...
ｷﾞﾝ… えらいことしてくれたな｡
Gin, you've really done it now...
ﾎﾞｽ猫継ぐどころか 廃止して➡
Instead of succeeding me as boss cat,
かぶき町を 無法地帯にしちまうたぁ｡
you abolished monarchy and turned Kabukicho into a lawless land.
ﾔﾂら 今まで以上に やりたい放題やるだろうよ｡
They'll run wild now.
ﾎﾞｽ猫なんかいなくても もう大丈夫だろ｡
They'll be fine without a boss cat now.
ｱｲﾂら もうﾀﾞﾁ公とやらの 苦しみっつうもんを知ったからよ｡
Since they understand the pain their pal's been through.
これで ﾃﾒｴも めんどくせえこと忘れて➡
And you can forget all the tedious stuff and live easy.
前向いて 気楽に生きれんだろ？
ｵﾚは…｡ 後ろばかり 振り向いてても➡
I...
Fatalism won't make anyone happy.
誰も喜びゃしねえよ｡
((前見て生きていきなよ))
Live positively.
ﾃﾒｴの友達が その体を よこしてまで➡
Your buddy didn't give you his body to help you survive
ﾃﾒｴを 生き長らえさせたのは➡
きっとﾃﾒｴを 懺悔させるためなんかじゃねえよ｡
for you to atone.
鎖でつながれ苦しんでた友達に➡
Don't you think he wanted his chained friend to live free like a stray?
野良猫みたいに➡
自由に生きてほしかったんじゃ ねえのか？
お前の言う… ﾃﾒｴのﾙｰﾙってやつで 生きていけと？
So I should live by my own rules, as you put it?
そいつが いちばん かぶき町らしいだろ｡
That would be the Kabukicho way.
ｷﾞﾝよ… １つ 頼みがあるんだ｡
Gin, I have a favor to ask.
Don't worry.
安心しろ｡ ﾎﾞｽ猫継げなんざ もう言わねえよ｡
I won't ask you to succeed me as boss cat again.
ただ ｵﾚと…➡
I just...
ｵﾚと ﾀﾞﾁに…｡
I want to be pals with...
♪♪～
んっ？
(歓声)
(桂)ｵﾚが思うに… もしかしたら この墓の猫たちは➡
I've been thinking...
The cats in this grave might not have been cursing us.
ｵﾚたちに 祟りをかけたかったわけじゃ➡
なかったのかもしれんな｡
ねぇ… なんで こんな戻り方なの？
Say, why are we back like this?
もしかしたら 彼らは ただ ｵﾚたちに➡
It's possible that they only wanted us to save Master Hoichi.
ﾎｳｲﾁ殿を 救ってほしかっただけかもしれん｡
ねぇ… なんか臭くね？
Hey, doesn't something stink?
もしかしたら 彼らは➡
It's possible that they knew how Master Hoichi was suffering.
ﾎｳｲﾁ殿の苦しみを 知っていたのかもな｡
ねぇ お前 ここで ｳﾝｺしたって言ってたよね？
Hey, you said something about taking a dump here, right?
もしかしたら 下痢気味だったかもしれんな｡
It's possible that I had diarrhea.
もしかしたらじゃねえだろ！ 確実に下痢気味だろ！
Possible, my ass!
It's damn obvious if you were the one who did it!
ﾃﾒｴが したんならよ！
んっ？
Ah, it's true!
ﾎﾝﾄだ！ ﾎﾝﾄに 桂がいたぞ！
Katsura's really here!
ﾊｯﾊｯﾊｯﾊｯ！ 銀時 さらばだ～！
Farewell, Gintoki!
おい～！ 何か 変なもん出てきたぞ！
Hey! Something weird's popped out!
これ ｳﾝ…！ ﾎｳｲﾁ殿に よろしく～！
Isn't this p-
Give my regards to Master Hoichi!
追え～！ 追うんだ！ やっぱり 近藤さんの言うとおりでしたよ！
After him! After him!
It was just as Kondo-san said!
さすがっすね 局長！
That's our commander for you!
(沖田)それにしても いったい 今まで➡
By the way, where have you been this whole time?
どこに行ってたんですかい？ 心配したんですよ近藤さん｡
We were worried, Kondo-san.
ｳﾎﾎ！
(土方)近藤さん なんか 違和感があんだけど｡
Kondo-san, you look different somehow.
(近藤)ｳﾎｯ！ (土方)ひょっとして 髪切った？
Oh, did you cut your hair?
(近藤)ｳﾎｯ！
ﾎｳｲﾁ殿に よろしく？
Give my regards to Master Hoichi?
もう 会ったって➡
Even if we run into one another, he won't recognize us.
向こうは こっちに気づきやしねえよ｡
つうか ｸｻｯ！
And it stinks!
(お登勢)そうかい｡
I see.
で 野良たちは大使館から 無事 解放されたってわけだ？
So the strays were safely released from the embassy.
えぇ｡ でも 結局➡
Yes.
But they're still running wild,
前と変わらず 性悪のまんまみたいで…｡
町内会の人も やっぱり 去勢は必要だったって➡
so the neighborhood association is saying that they should still be neutered.
いきり立ってましたよ｡ ふ～ん それで？
So?
銀時のﾔﾂは 戻ってきたんだろ？ あっ はい｡
Gintoki's come back, right?
Ah, yes.
詳しいことは 教えてくれませんでしたが➡
He didn't give us any details,
ろくに 甘いものも食えない ひどい状況だったって…｡
but he was apparently in a rough situation where he couldn't have anything sweet to eat.
ありがとうございました～！
Thank you very much.
♪♪～
ｺﾗｯ！ どこに 小便ひっかけてんだﾄﾞﾗ猫！
Hey! Where do you think you're pissing, you damn stray?!
おいおい なんだ？ こりゃ…｡
Come on, what is this?
How long do you need to piss?
["Thanks, pal."]
どんだけ 長え小便!?
♪♪～
[Preview]
Everybody, we'll be learning how to cook next week.
What? I don't need to.
Me, a samurai, learning how to cook...?
Too much of a pain.
Line up right now.
We're very sorry!
The next episode...
"Cooking is About Guts."
[Set out to marry rich?! The GinTama girl brigade attend the Kitaoji Cooking School.]
[Different people have vastly different approaches when making egg and boiled rice, huh?"]
[See you next time.]