＜阿伏兎:その学校は➡
This school was in the same district as Gintama High,
銀魂高校と 同じ学区にありながら➡
中学時代 名を馳せた 札付きばかりが集められ➡
but it tended to attract students with a notorious reputations during middle school,
荒れ果てた その外観は➡
and the rundown building was dubbed a concentration camp by some.
強制収容所と 陰口をたたかれていた｡
都立夜兎工業高校｡
The Metropolitan Yato Industrial High School.
This is the story of one man who arrived in this school full of savages...
これは 蛮勇を奪う男たちが通う その学び舎に現れた➡
１人の男の伝説＞
I'll kill ya.
(神威)殺しちゃうぞ｡
Bebop.
Kamui-kun!
[Kamui - Episode 1]
Starting today we have a new student, Kamui, joining our class.
えぇ 今日から このｸﾗｽで勉強することになった➡
転校生の神威だ｡ みんな 仲よくするんだぞ｡
Be nice, everyone.
I'm Kamui, from Harusame High.
春雨高校から来た 神威です｡
I only have interest in those who are strong.
強いﾔﾂにしか興味がありません｡
I'll take over this class before the day's over, so cheers.
このｸﾗｽ 今日中にｼﾒるんで よろしく｡
なんだと！ ｵﾚらのこと ﾅﾒやがってよ！
What's that?!
You dissin' us?!
I'll show you how fearsome Yato High can be!
夜兎高の恐ろしさ 思い知らせてやる！
If you get in my way again, I'll kill ya.
次 ｼﾞｬﾏしたら… 殺しちゃうぞ｡
Hey! What do you think you're doing on your first day here?!
こら！ 転校早々 何やっとるか～!!
You bastard! You don't get to push my buddy around!
ﾃﾒｴ！ よくもｵﾚのﾀﾞﾁを～!!
Be nice, or I'll kill ya.
仲よくしないと… 殺しちゃうぞ｡
Bastard's got cheek.
ﾅﾏｲｷな野郎だぜ｡ 阿伏兎 なんとかしてくれよ！
Abuto, do something!
You read that as "Kamui"?
《阿伏兎: あれで 神威って読むの？》
[After School]
Hey.
おい｡ おい ってんだよ｡
I said hey.
Can't you hear me?
聞こえてんのか？ ﾃﾒｴの頭の両側についてんのは➡
Are the things protruding from your head supposed to be doorknobs?
ｽﾃｷなﾄﾞｱﾉﾌﾞですか？ あ～ん？
Eh?
勝負する？
How about a contest?
Huh?
7x1=7, 7x2=14, 7x3=21.
７×１が７ ７×２＝14 ７×３＝21｡
《お前 それは…》
Wait, that's...
7x4=28, 7x5=35, now 7x6 equals?
７×４＝28 ７×５＝35 ７×６… はい｡
《九九で いちばんﾊｰﾄﾞﾙが高い 七の段…＞
The sevens, the hardest part of the times table...
７が６つで 45… いや違うか｡
Uh, six sevens would be 45...
No, that's not it...
In this case, it'd either be 38 or 48...
この場合の選択肢としては 38か48か…｡
Ungyo!
云業 指貸せ！
Lend me your fingers!
《転校しよう》
I think I'll transfer...
[The End]
Teach, I don't get why we have to study.
＜先生！ 勉強する意味がわかりません！
Is this going to help us out in the real world?
こんなの社会に出て 役に立つんすか？
なんていう 思春期にありがちな 疑問をこじらせてしまったｵﾚは➡
I was spewing a typical adolescent question after failing this important juncture in life eight times.
人生の重要な選択肢を 誤ること８回｡
そう この都立夜兎工業高校で ８回 留年しているのは ｵﾚだけ｡
Yes, I was the only one held back at the metropolitan Yato Industrial High School eight times.
親戚の冷たい目線が怖いから 正月の集まりには出ない｡
I no longer show up for New Year's gatherings 'cause I can't stand all the stares from the relatives.
Never show up!
絶対 出ない！
That was when one particular man arrived before me.
そんなｵﾚの前に １人の男が現れた＞
殺しちゃうぞ｡
I'll kill ya.
Bebop.
Kamui-kun!
[Episode 2]
Hey, look at that.
おい 見ろよ！ 最近 調子にのってる➡
It's the three stupid crows from Yato High that've been getting cocky.
夜兎高 三羽烏の連中だ｡
転校してきて 初日で 三年ｼﾒた 神威｡
The new kid who took control of the third-years on his first day, Kamui.
現在 ８留中！ 夜兎高の古強者 阿伏兎｡
The member of the old guard who's flunked eight times, Abuto.
あれでも 17歳｡ ﾒﾀﾎﾞの…｡
The fatty's who's seventeen, believe it or not...
誰だっけ？ さぁ…｡
What's his name again?
Beats me...
《転校しよう》
I think I'll transfer...
[The End]
Say, did you know?
＜ なぁ 知ってるか？ 今のｴﾝﾃﾞｨﾝｸﾞのｱﾚ あの絵｡
That scene from the current ending sequence.
It has me set up as the only one who flunks and doesn't graduate.
ｵﾚだけ また留年して 卒業できてないって➡
設定らしいよ｡ ひでえよなぁ！
How mean is that?
そんなｵﾚの前に １人の男が現れた＞
That was when one particular man arrived before me.
殺しちゃうぞ｡
I'll kill ya.
Bebop.
Kamui-kun!
[Episode 3]
Bah, those bastards from Yoshiwara Trade School...
ﾁｯ… 吉原商業のﾔﾂらめ…｡
Well, just sit back and let your leg heal.
まぁ ゆっくり ｹｶﾞ治しなよ｡ 他のことは気にしないで｡
Don't worry about anything else.
おい すっとこどっこい！
Hey! Nincompoop!
Don't tell me you're going to go off to get payback by yourself...
ｵﾒｴさん まさか １人で お礼参りに行くつもりじゃ…｡
…んなことは許さねえぞ！
I won't allow you to do that.
This is my problem.
ｺｲﾂは ｵﾚのｹｼﾞﾒだ｡ ｵﾒｴには関係のない！
Got nothing to do with you!
また来るよ｡ おい 待てよ｡ ふざけんなよ！
I'll be back.
Hey, wait!
Don't give me that shit!
Hold up!
おい 待てよ！ ﾁｯ ﾊﾞｶ野郎が…｡
Bah, damn idiot.
Mommy, peel a pear for me.
ﾏﾏ 梨 むいて～！
I think I'll make him transfer...
《転校させよう》
[The End]
[The showdown at Hotel Ikezuya: The Kagekiha Anti-Foreigner Ronin Faction versus the Shinsengumi.]
[The fate of Edo rests on what Hijikata saw happen to Kondo...]
The enemy is hiding in Hotel Ikezuya.
(山崎)敵の潜伏場所は 旅籠池酢屋｡
ﾔﾂらは 明日未明 ﾀｰﾐﾅﾙ武装占拠を決行せんと画策｡
They plan on executing an armed takeover of the terminal tomorrow.
池酢屋に結集し 談合を行っています｡
They're meeting up at Ikezuya to discuss their plans.
おそらく今頃は 戦意鼓舞とのたまい➡
I would assume that they're building morale for the upcoming battle with a feast of some sort.
酒宴でも 開いていることでしょう｡
計画を阻止できるのも 連中を 一網打尽にできるのも➡
This is our only chance to stop their plan and to bring them all in.
今をおいて 他にはありません｡
(近藤)決戦だ…｡
It's a showdown...
♪♪～
(近藤)一番隊は ｵﾚとともに 正面から攻める｡
Squad 1 will join me in attacking from the front.
二番隊三番隊は 隊長の指示に従い 裏から攻めろ｡
Squads 2 and 3 will follow their captains and attack from the back.
ﾈｽﾞﾐ一匹 逃がすんじゃねえぞ！ いいか！
Don't let a single rat escape.
Got it?
ｵﾚたちの剣に 江戸の命運が かかっている！
The fate of Edo rests on our blades.
ｵﾚたちの戦は 一度一度が決戦！
Every battle we fight may be our last.
負ければ あとはねえ！
Our backs are against the wall.
Never look back.
後ろを振り向くな｡ 眼前の敵だけ見据えろ｡
Focus only on the enemy.
未来を ﾃﾒｴの剣で斬り開け！
Open a path to the future with your swords.
いくぞ～!!
Let's go!
あ… あぁ…｡
♪♪～
Excuse me...we're booked for the day...
あの… 本日は貸し切りでして…｡
御用改めである！
We're here on official business.
We'll need to have a look inside.
ちと 中を調べさせてもらうぞ｡
えっ!? あの…｡
Huh? Uh...
♪♪～
ﾄｼ ｵﾚの背中… ﾃﾒｴに預けたぞ｡
Toshi, I'm trusting you to watch my back.
(土方)あぁ｡ 任せな｡
Yeah, I got you.
["Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!"]
Oh...
んっ？
《あっ… ﾊﾅｸｿ そよいでる…｡
He's got snot coming out...
いや 違うか…｡
Nah, it can't be.
まさか こんな時に ﾊﾅｸｿなんか…｡
He wouldn't have snot coming out now...
いや ﾊﾅｸｿだ｡
Nope, that's definitely snot.
やっぱ どう見てもﾊﾅｸｿだ｡
It's clearly snot.
言ったほうがいいか？
Should I tell him?
But...
しかし…➡
I don't want to do anything that would affect our morale right now...
こんな時に 士気に影響しても あれだし…｡
いや でも… あのまま そよがせてたら そよがせてたで➡
But still...
If I leave it alone and the men notice, that'll also affect the squad's morale...
もし 隊士が気づいたら 士気に影響しそうだが…》
((いくぞ～！ おぉ～っ!!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Huh? Snot?
えっ？ ﾊﾅｸｿ？ ｳｿ!? ﾏｼﾞ!?
No way! Seriously?!
ｷﾞｬ～ｯ!!))
Crap... I had better tell him...
《やばい！ やっぱ 言ったほうが…》
どうした？ ﾄｼ｡
What's wrong, Toshi?
Why the funny face?
浮かない顔して｡
いや 近藤さん… あの…｡
Kondo-san... Well...
お前でも 戦の前は 緊張するものなのだな｡
Even you feel nervous before battles, eh?
だが 恥じることはない｡
But there's no need to be ashamed.
人を斬ることに 慣れてしまうことのほうが➡
It's far more shameful to grow accustomed to killing.
よっぽど恥ずべきことだ！
ｵﾚたちは 苦しみながらも➡
We have no choice but to swing out swords in agony,
hoping that we will be able to bring peace one day.
わかり合える日が 来るのを信じて➡
人として 剣を振るうしかねえんだ！
Humans are the only ones who can set other humans straight.
人を正すことができるのは 人だけだ！
Don't let yourself become a monster, no matter how much blood you shed.
どんなに 血にまみれようと 鬼になるな！
あ… あぁ… ありがとうよ｡
Th-Thanks...
おかげで 目が覚めたぜ｡
That helped me snap out of it.
《近藤さん いいこと言ってるけど➡
Kondo-san...
That was a nice speech, but your snot is going Tarzan on you.
ｱﾝﾀ ﾊﾅｸｿ 思いっきり ﾀｰｻﾞﾝになってんだけど…》
報告！ 二番隊 12階ﾌﾛｱに到着！
Report!
Squad 2 has reached the 12th floor!
三番隊は 階段移動中とのことです！
Squad 3 is on the move!
うむ！ 三番隊到着後 一番隊も動くぞ！
Very well. Squad 1 will head out once squad 3 is in position.
はい！
Yes, sir!
No...I can't tell him...
《ﾀﾞﾒだ 言えない このｼﾘｱｽﾓｰﾄﾞで➡
I'd rather die than tell someone who's being serious that he's got snot going Tarzan.
あれだけ かっこつけてる人間に➡
ﾊﾅｸｿ ﾀｰｻﾞﾝですよは 死んでも言えない》
あぁ～！
Tarzan would fall into the ravine...
《ﾀｰｻﾞﾝ 谷底に落ちる｡
Can't do it...
ﾀﾞﾒだ これだけは絶対に避けねば｡
I have to prevent that from happening...
直接 指摘するのではなく➡
I'll have to make him aware of the snot in passing instead of pointing it out directly...
さりげに ﾊﾅｸｿの存在に気づくように➡
もっていくしかねえな｡
What options do I have...?
なにか手は…》
あっ！
Hey! You lot!
おい ﾃﾒｴら！ (２人)はい！
Yes, sir!
斬り込む前に おしっこﾀｲﾑをとる｡
We'll have a piss break before we charge in.
Listen up.
いいか 斬り合いが 始まってからじゃ遅えんだ｡
You won't have time once the battle starts.
Take care of your business now.
今のうちに用を足して来い｡
If you don't piss now, you'll have to hold it in for at least an hour.
こっからは１時間は おしっこﾀｲﾑないかならな｡
(沖田)土方さん ｵﾚたち 遠足に来たんじゃないですぜ｡
Hijikata-san, we didn't come here on a picnic.
黙れ！ お前みてえﾔﾂが 結局 ﾊﾞｽ止めて➡
Shut up!
You're the type of kid who make them stop the bus to piss in the bush, crying, while all the traffic goes by!
みんなに迷惑かけて➡
車ﾋﾞｭﾝﾋﾞｭﾝ通ってる 道のそばの茂みで➡
泣きながら 小便することになるんだ｡
Hijikata-san, we're not on a bus.
土方さん ｵﾚたちﾊﾞｽなんか乗ってませんぜ｡
うるせえ！ おしっこしろ っつったら おしっこしろ!!
Shut up!
I told you to piss, so piss, damn it!
だよ めんどくせえな｡ 緊張感そがれるなぁ｡
Man, this is such a pain.
There goes all the tension.
I already squeezed out every last drop before coming here.
ちゃんと絞りきってきたのによ｡
Kondo-san, why don't you join them?
近藤さん ｱﾝﾀも行ってきたらどうだ｡
いや 小便ならさっきした｡
Nah, I already took a piss.
You should go wash your face.
顔でも洗ってこいよ だいぶ 気が引き締まるぜ｡
It'll help you focus.
そうか じゃあ ちょっと行ってくる｡
Really?
I'll be gone for a bit then.
見張りは頼んだぞ｡
Stay on your guard.
Yeah, don't worry.
あぁ 大丈夫だ｡
Okay, it's all good now.
《よし これで大丈夫だ｡
Once he looks in the mirror, he'll notice Tarzan yelling.
鏡 見てﾀｰｻﾞﾝが ｱｧ～してることに気づくはず｡
あとは誰にも気づかれぬまま➡
I can only pray that Tarzan will return to the forest before anyone notices.
ﾀｰｻﾞﾝが森に帰れることを祈ろう》
Okay, I'm focused now.
よし！ 気も引き締まったし そろそろ行くか!!
Let's get going!
Yeah!
T-Tarzan's come out to New York!
《ﾀｰｻﾞﾝ ﾆｭｰﾖｰｸに上京してきた！
なんでだ どういうことだ!?
Why?!
What's going on?!
He washed his face, yet his snot's gone from Tarzan to Leviathan?!
[Note: Referring to the Leviathan from the "Final Fantasy" video game series.]
顔を洗ったのに もうﾀｰｻﾞﾝどころか➡
ﾊﾅｸｿ ﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝに なってんじゃねえか！》
おい 局長のｱﾚ…｡
Hey, check out the commander...
Isn't there something on his nose? What is that?
なんか鼻についてね？ なにｱﾚ？
Isn't it Leviathan?
This is bad... They're starting to notice Leviathan...
《まずい 隊士たちが ﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝに気づき始めてる｡
Fall off!
とれろ！ ﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝ ﾃﾒｴの居場所は そこじゃねえんだ｡
Leviathan, that isn't where you belong!
Back you go to the Feymarch!
[Note: From Final Fantasy IV for the Nintendo DS.]
早く幻獣界へ帰れ！》
ﾊｯｸｼｮﾝ！ 《いった！
There it goes!
It's definitely gone now!
これは完全に いった！》
なんだ 風邪でもひいたか？
What? Did I catch a cold?
《ﾊﾞ ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄまで召喚しちまった！
N-Now Bahamut's been summoned!
Crap!
しまった！ まさか隣の部屋 ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄが借りてたなんて!!》
I didn't expect Bahamut to be renting the room next door!
三番隊もﾌﾛｱに到着したようです｡
Squad 1 has reached their floor!
うん 一番隊も行くぞ！ (みんな)おお！
Very well. Squad 1 will also move out.
Yeah!
I-It's impossible to hide now...
《これは隠しきれねえ！
Bahamut and Leviathan...
ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄとﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝ すべてを破壊し尽くすまで➡
They won't stop until everything's destroyed...
ﾔﾂら止まらねえ どうする…》
What do I do?
あっ！
So-Sogo!
総悟！ なんですかい｡
What is it?
Take squad 1 and use the emergency stairwell.
お前は一番隊引き連れて 非常階段のほうから行け｡
え？ ｵﾚはﾀﾞﾌﾞﾙﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝ じゃねえ➡
I'll join the double dragons, I mean...
近藤さんと正面階段から攻める｡
Kondo-san in attacking from the front.
２人で大丈夫なんですか？
Will the two of you be okay by yourselves?
敵を かく乱するためだ｡
The goal is to confuse the enemy.
心配いらねえ 近藤さんは死んでもｵﾚが護る｡
You don't need to worry.
I'm willing to die to protect Kondo-san.
Toshi?
ﾄｼ？ ｵﾚに任せてください｡
Let me handle this.
I managed to get rid of the men,
《なんとか 隊士たちは乗り切ったが➡
but the problem now is how to proceed.
問題は ここからだ｡
このまま斬り込んだら 敵にﾀﾞﾌﾞﾙﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝを見られる…》
If we charge in, the enemy will see these double dragons.
Huh?
あれ？ おい ｺｲﾂ ﾊﾅｸｿ出てるぜ｡
Hey, this guy's dripping snot!
浪士 取り締まる前に ﾃﾒｴの鼻の穴➡
You should take care of your nose before taking care of patriots!
取り締まったほうが いいんじゃねえの？
Stop!
Don't look!
I have to do something before the situation gets ugly...
《最悪の事態を招く前に なんとかしなければ…｡
近藤さんのｼﾘｱｽﾓｰﾄﾞを 崩さないように➡
Eliminate the double dragons without messing with Kondo-san's serious manner.
あのﾀﾞﾌﾞﾙﾄﾞﾗｺﾞﾝを排除するんだ》
ﾄｼ あれを見ろ｡
Toshi, check that out.
The enemy has people on patrol.
敵が巡回してやがる｡
If we're spotted, the enemy will be alerted to our presence,
見つかれば 瞬く間に敵に知らされ 奇襲は失敗に終わる｡
and our ambush will fail.
Yeah, you're right...
あぁ そうだな｡
There's no time to get hung up about cleanliness.
《もう 汚ねえだの なんだの言ってられねえ｡
I'll just use my hand.
直接 手で抜き取ってやる｡
There's no other way to bring down those giants.
そうでもしねえと あの大物とれそうにねえ｡
Bahamut and Leviathan...
ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄとﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝ どちらからいくか…｡
Which to go for first...
鼻の向きから ﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝはつれえ｡
Given the way he's turned, Leviathan will be difficult...
Guess I'll start with Bahamut.
まずはﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄか よし》
Okay!
《ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄが！ なんだ!? 危険を察知したのか!?
Bahamut just?!
What?!
Did it sense the impeding danger?!
代わりに ﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝが２倍に 伸びてる｡ どういうことだ？
Leviathan's doubled in size instead!
What's going on?!
おいおい！ まさか ﾊﾞﾊﾑｰﾄとﾘｳﾞｧｲｱｻﾝ➡
Come on! Don't tell me Bahamut and Leviathan are connected in the back?
奥でつながってるのか？ ｱｲﾂらできてんのか？》
They're a couple?
That makes this easy then.
《そうとなりゃ 話が早え｡ １本とれれば 両方しめえだ》
Grab one and they're both goners!
《めんどくせえ 斬鉄剣だ!!》
That's it!
I'll go for Zantetsuken!
[Note: Odin's trademark attack from FF series.]
My eyes! My eyes!
Hey, Toshi!
目が!! 目が!! ﾄｼ！ 大丈夫か!?
You okay?!
《ﾊ… ﾊﾅｸｿが飛んできた！
Sn-Snot came flying out!
ﾊﾅｸｿが ﾌﾚｱ繰り出してきたぞ！ どうなってんだ！》
Snot came flying at me like a Flare spell!
What's going on?!
おい 何やってんだ！
Hey! What're you doing?!
Whoa! What's with that sno...
うわっ なんだお前｡ そのﾊﾅｸ…｡
おお！ さすがﾄｼ｡
Whoa!
Nice one, Toshi!
瞬殺だ！
That was instant!
《あ… 危なかった｡ もう少しで ﾊﾞﾚるところだった》
Th-That was close...
He was about to find out.
ところで 今ｺｲﾂ ﾊﾅなんとか言ってなかった…｡
Hey, wasn't that guy saying something about sno...
言ってねえ！ いや 確かにﾊﾅｸ…｡
He wasn't!
No, pretty sure I heard sno...
He must have been talking about snowbells, yeah.
ﾊﾅｷｭｰﾋﾟｯﾄみたいなことは 言ってたよ うん｡
自分の死期を悟って墓前の花は ﾊﾅｷｭｰﾋﾟｯﾄでとか➡
He realized he was about to die, so he wanted to request snowbells at his grave.
そんなんじゃないかな うん｡ ﾊﾅｷｭｰﾋﾟｯﾄ｡
Snowbells...
Damn, that's loud!
うるせえな おい｡ なんの騒ぎ…｡
What's all the noise about...
なんだﾃﾒｴ そのﾊﾅｸ…｡
What the hell is that s-...
ｿｸﾗﾃｽ!!
Socrates!
I-It's the Shinsengumi!
真選組だ!! いざ!!
Onward!
Wh-What's with this guy?!
なんだｺｲﾂ！ 思いっきりﾊﾅｸ…｡ ｿｳﾙｿｻｴﾃｨｰ!!
He's got all that sn-...
Soul Society!
Hey! That's s-...
おい それﾊﾅｸ…｡ 孫悟空!!
Son Goku!
うわっ！ ﾊﾅｸ…｡ そんなの関係ねえ!!
Whoa! S-...
'Nothing to worry about!
The hell's up with this guy?!
なんだｺｲﾂ ﾊﾞｹﾓﾉだ！ 逃げろ!!
He's a monster!
Run!
逃がさん！
You won't get away!
Zaki!
ｻﾞｷ！
やばい！
Crap!
Huh?
あれ？ 局長どうしたんですか？ そのﾊﾅｸ…｡
Commander, what's with that s-...
Yamazaki!
山崎！ 大丈夫か！
You okay?!
Who did this to you?!
誰にやられたんだ!? (山崎)なぜか 花瓶が…｡
A vase suddenly...
ｻﾞｷ… おのれ！ ﾔﾂら許せん！
Zaki...
Damn them!
They won't get away with this!
待て！ 待て待て！ ほらよ｡
Wait!
Hold on!
Here.
Your face is covered with the blood that's been splashing around.
返り血で ﾂﾗが血まみれだぞ｡ こいつで拭け｡
Use this to wipe it off.
いや 血まみれなのは お前だろ｡
Your face is the one that's covered with blood.
I said to wipe it off, damn it!
いいから拭けって 言ってんだろうが！
目潰れたら 戦えなくなんだろうが！
You won't be able to fight if it gets into your eye!
あぁ すまねえ｡
Yeah, sorry...
確かに 戦場で目をやられるのは 死を意味するからな｡
It's true that you're as good as dead if you lose your eyes on the battlefield.
Right, you're done now.
《よし 消えろ｡ 今度こそ消えろ ﾊﾅｸｿめ｡
It's over for you this time, damn snot.
H-Hey!
お おい!!
何だあれ!? 何で ﾊﾅｸｿが顔拭いてんだ!?
What is that?!
Why is his snot wiping his face?!
何で いちばん汚ねえもんが➡
Why is the dirtiest part of his face trying to wipe his face clean?!
何かをきれいに しようとしてんだ!?》
Okay, I'm ready to go.
よし 準備は整った｡ いくぞ ﾄｼ！
Let's do this, Toshi!
You aren't ready!
《整ってねえよ!! 何もかもが 乱れまくってんだろうが!!》
You're a complete mess!
うお～っ!!
Damn villains, it's on!
悪党どもめ！ ゆくぞ!!
《土方:ﾊﾅｸｿを 自在に使いこなして…｡
He has total control of his snot...
いや あれはﾊﾅｸｿが 使いこなされてるというより➡
No, I would say that the snot is controlling him...
むしろ 近藤さんが…｡
What the hell?
何なんだ？ ｱｲﾂは いったい何者なんだ!?
What is that thing?
Stop it.
やめてくれ これ以上 近藤さんを好き勝手使うのは…｡
Stop abusing Kondo-san...
いいかげん そこから出てってくれ…》
Get the hell out!
Look out!
危ない ﾄｼ!!
Toshi!
(土方)近藤さん!!
Kondo-san!
近藤さん!!
Kondo-san!
《土方:ﾊﾅｸｿが なくなってる》
The snot is gone...?
I'm sorry.
すまなかったな｡
今まで お前を騙し続けて…｡
For deceiving you this whole time...
Toshi...
ﾄｼよ…｡ そ… そんな…｡
N-No way...
まさか… ﾊﾅｸｿ… お前…｡
You're kidding me, the snot... You...
ｵ… ｵﾚが近藤勲の… 正体だ｡
I am the true identity of Isao Kondo.
ﾊﾅｸｿ28星雲… それがｵﾚの故郷｡
Snot Nebula 28...
[Note: Spoof of the Japanese hero Ultraman and his home Nebula M78.]
That is my home galaxy.
I came to investigate Earth,
地球調査のため 代表でやってきたｵﾚは➡
so I commandeered the body of a gorilla,
ｺﾞﾘﾗに寄生し 人間の姿をﾏﾈて➡
and altered my appearance to allow me to live amongst humans.
人とともに暮らしてきた｡
それがｵﾚ 近藤勲だ…｡
That would be me, Isao Kondo.
Once my investigation was done, I was supposed to be blown into a tissue and thrown away.
調査を終えたら すぐに ﾃｨｯｼｭにくるまれて➡
捨てられるつもりだった｡
それが いつの間にか ５年… 10年…｡
But before I knew it, five years, ten years had passed...
気づいたら ｵｯｻﾝになっていた…｡
The next thing I knew, I was a middle-aged man.
お前らといるのが あんまり楽しくってよ…｡
I had so much fun with you guys...
Sno...
ﾊﾅｸ… 近藤さん｡
Kondo-san...
ｵﾚが 今まで ｱﾝﾀのためにと 思ってやってきたことは➡
So everything I was trying to do to help you would have destroyed you?
ｱﾝﾀを消そうとすることと 同じだったってのか…｡
That's how it should be.
それでいいのさ…｡
It's the fate of snot to be blown into a tissue and throw away.
ﾊﾅｸｿは ﾃｨｯｼｭにくるまれて 捨てられるのが運命｡
But...
しかし…｡ ｵﾚは長く生き過ぎた｡
I've lived too long...
もう 鼻の穴には収まらないほど➡
I've grown too ugly and fat to be kept inside a nose...
醜く 肥え太ってしまった｡
最後は お前に 引導を渡してほしかった…｡
I wanted you to send me off...
ﾄｼ お前に ﾃｨｯｼｭでくるまれたかったんだ｡
Toshi, I wanted to be blown into a tissue held by you...
頼めるか… 友よ｡
Can you do me this favor...friend?
会いに行くよ｡
I'll come after you...
次は ｵﾚがﾊﾅｸｿになって｡
Next time, I'll also become snot...
待ってる… お妙さんの鼻の穴で待ってる｡
I'll be waiting...
I'll be waiting in Otae-san's nostrils...
Like hell I'd follow you there!!
って行くわけねえだろ！ そんなとこ!!
ﾊﾅｸｿが ﾍﾟﾗﾍﾟﾗ ﾍﾟﾗﾍﾟﾗ 気持悪いんだよ!!
Talking snot is damn disgusting!
ﾄｼ… 社会の窓… ずっと開いてた｡
Toshi...
Your fly was open...
We're here, Toshi.
着いたぞ ﾄｼ｡ 池酢屋だ｡
This is Ikezuya.
激しい戦いになる｡ 気を引き締めていけよ｡
This will be an intense fight.
Stay focused.
近藤さん…｡ ん？ 何だ？
Kondo-san...
Hmm? What is it?
(土方)ﾊﾅｸｿ ﾀｰｻﾞﾝになってる｡ (近藤)あ ﾎﾝﾄだ｡
Your snot's going Tarzan on you.
Oh, you're right.
[Teach us!! Ginpachi Sensei]
(銀時)え～ ﾍﾟﾝﾈｰﾑ 武泰斗さんからの質問｡
We have a question from someone with the pen name Mutaito.
[Note: Based on the Master Roshi's master from Dragon Ball.]
ﾎﾞｸには 30代後半のｵｼﾞｻﾝ (ﾏﾀﾞｵ)がいるのですが➡
I have an uncle in his late 30s, a Madao.
この前 そのﾏﾀﾞｵが ﾎﾞｸのｳﾁに遊びに来たとき➡
The other day, he came over to my house
and ended up staying in my room.
ﾎﾞｸの部屋に 泊まることになりました｡
その日の深夜２時頃 ﾏﾀﾞｵが全裸になって➡
That night, around 2 AM,
Madao got completely naked and used a full power Evil Containment Wave on me.
[Note: Master Roshi's technique.]
ﾎﾞｸに向かって全力で 魔封波をかけてきました｡
銀八先生 彼を助けてください｡
Mr. Ginpachi, please help him.
はい ずばりお答えしま～す｡ 彼は もう手遅れです｡
Okay, here's your answer.
He's beyond help.
こっちも全裸で 魔封波返しを全力で繰り出し➡
Please get completely naked and use a full power Evil Containment Wave to seal your uncle.
ｵｼﾞｻﾝを 封じ込めてあげてください｡
It's sad, but I believe it's the best thing you can do for him.
悲しいけれど それが ｷﾐがｵｼﾞｻﾝのために➡
してあげられる 最善のことだと思います｡
そんなわけで武泰斗さん 30代後半のｵｯｻﾝは➡
So Mutaito-san, men in their late 30s are a lot more childish than you realize.
あなたが思ってるより よっぽどｶﾞｷです｡
歳とった分だけ こじらせてます｡
They get worse as they age.
このｱﾆﾒ作ってるｽﾀｯﾌの頭の中を あなたにも のぞかせてあげたい｡
I would love to show you what's going on inside the minds of the staff members who make this show.
[Preview]
A sunny and bright smile.
A demeanor soft as a spring breeze.
Ana Ketsuno, I turn to this channel every morning just to see that smile.
I'll brave any danger to protect that smile...
Whoa! But not this kind of danger !
The next episode...
"Not Losing to the Rain!"
[Gin-san is a huge fan of Ana Ketsuno, the once divorced weather girl and face of Edo.]
[However, she has a surprising other face as well.]
[See you next time.]