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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.68,0:00:09.15,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,The first thing to do when you\Nwake up in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.85,0:00:09.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,＜神楽:まず 朝起きて\N最初にしなければいけないのが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.15,0:00:14.59,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,is to look for toy store ads that come with\Nthe newspaper during the holiday season.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.19,0:00:12.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｸﾘｽﾏｽ時期\N新聞とともに届けられた➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.22,0:00:14.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おもちゃ屋のﾁﾗｼ探しだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.59,0:00:19.82,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Then you study it while standing next to your old\Nman when he reads the paper in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.69,0:00:20.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これを 新聞を読む親父の横で\Nこれみよがしに毎朝じっと見る｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.20,0:00:24.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このとき 間違っても\N｢これ ほしいｱﾙ｣などと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.44,0:00:27.47,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,You must not make any direct references\Nsuch as saying "I want this."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.70,0:00:27.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,直接的交渉にうつってはいけない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.21,0:00:29.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほしいものも家計を気にして\N言い出せない➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.47,0:00:32.18,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Show that you're thoughtful enough to refrain from\Nasking for presents because of money concerns.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.87,0:00:33.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,健気さを演出するのだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.38,0:00:35.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ため息ぐらいが効果的だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.48,0:00:35.84,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,A sigh can prove effective.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.31,0:00:38.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親父は 大概\N素知らぬ顔をしているが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.84,0:00:38.59,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,You old man may pretend\Nhe doesn't notice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.25,0:00:43.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,必ず目には入っている｡\N焦らず これを毎朝続けること｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.59,0:00:40.47,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,but I guarantee he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.47,0:00:43.28,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Be patient and continue this\Nroutine every morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.09,0:00:46.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そのうち 朝起きると\Nおもちゃ屋のﾁﾗｼだけ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.28,0:00:45.19,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,And then one morning,\Nyou wake up to find
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:49.73,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,that your old man has pulled\Nout the toy store ad for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.89,0:00:50.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親父によって取りわけられている\N日がやってくる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.23,0:00:52.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,こうなったら 勝利は目前だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.27,0:00:52.81,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,This means that victory\Nis within your grasp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.81,0:00:55.34,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,"Price dropped on the TS."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.90,0:00:57.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢ＴＳ安くなったｱﾙな…｣\Nなどと さりげにｱﾋﾟｰﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.34,0:00:57.39,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Casual little pushes like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:01:00.59,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Be wary of your pronunciation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.40,0:01:00.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この際 注意するのは\N発音をしっかりすること｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.59,0:01:04.18,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Your old man is unfamiliar\Nwith foreign words.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.67,0:01:04.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親父は横文字に弱い｡\Nしっかりとした滑舌で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.18,0:01:07.21,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Enunciate each and every word.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.18,0:01:07.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ゆっくり\N独り言を言うように心がけよう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:09.59,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Then you just wait for\NChristmas morning...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:10.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あとは ｸﾘｽﾏｽの朝を待てば…＞
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.66,0:01:18.97,On Screen,Caption,0,0,0,,{\a6}["I put together your favorite ads.\NMerry Christmas. - Gin"]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.19,0:01:18.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)ﾒﾘｰｸﾘｽﾏｽ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.53,0:01:18.97,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,...Merry Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.04,0:02:54.10,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[Merry Christmas!! Never mind that\Nit's March, Merry Christmas!!]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.10,0:02:58.09,Main03,,0,0,0,,Hey, where's the usual "This show is\Nbrought to you by" segment?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.10,0:02:59.06,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[Kagura had no luck with Santa last year.\NHow will her Christmas turn out this year?]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.22,0:02:56.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(銀時)あれ？ いつもの\N｢この番組は…｣➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.15,0:02:58.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ってやつが\N始まらねえけど…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,0:02:59.67,Main03,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me the sponsors\Nare no longer...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,0:03:00.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もしかして ｽﾎﾟﾝｻｰ… ん？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.06,0:03:03.73,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[You know, we ended up with some extra runtime.\NSorry, Gin-san, but can you handle the rest?]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.67,0:03:01.67,Main03,,0,0,0,,Huh? Hold on a second!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.32,0:03:02.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,って待てぇ～!!\Nどんな ﾑﾁｬぶり!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.67,0:03:03.73,Main03,,0,0,0,,What sort of stunt are we trying to pull\Noff here?! Screw you, bastards!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.83,0:03:05.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ふざけんなよ！ ｵﾚ１人\N声だけで何しろってんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.73,0:03:05.87,Main03,,0,0,0,,The hell am I supposed to\Ndo with my voice only?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.74,0:03:05.55,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[We're not screwing around. (lol)]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.55,0:03:08.91,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[We're not screwing around. (lol)]\N[You can do it, Gin-san!! (lol)]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.73,0:03:08.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つうか あとどんだけ\N尺あまってんだ これ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.87,0:03:08.89,Main03,,0,0,0,,And why is there so much\Nruntime left here anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.09,0:03:24.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)｢拝啓 お父さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.27,0:03:24.25,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Dear Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.25,0:03:27.34,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,How is your hair doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.46,0:03:27.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,頭の毛は元気にしていますか？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.13,0:03:31.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今頃 宇宙のどのへんで\Nﾊｹﾞちらかっているのでしょう？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:31.20,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I wonder what part of the universe you're\Nshedding hair right about now?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.00,0:03:34.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私は相変わらず 地球でﾌｻﾌｻです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.20,0:03:34.77,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I'm on Earth with a full\Nhead of hair as always.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.40,0:03:38.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今 地球は\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽというお祭りの直前で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.77,0:03:38.65,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,There's an Earth holiday called\NChristmas coming up,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.57,0:03:41.41,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みんな一様に\Nうかれて暮らしております｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.65,0:03:41.54,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,and everybody is excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.41,0:03:46.58,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,というのも ｸﾘｽﾏｽには黒酢三太\Nなる真っ赤なじいさんが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.54,0:03:46.44,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Because there's a legend that Santa\NKurosu, a red old geezer,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.44,0:03:50.44,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,comes to give presents to the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.58,0:03:50.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,子供たちに ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄを配る\Nという言い伝えがあるからで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.42,0:03:52.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,毎年 この季節になると みんな➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.44,0:03:53.07,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,This time of year, everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.75,0:03:56.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,｢今年は 三太さんに\Nあれ お願いするんだ｣などと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.07,0:03:58.02,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,gets excited about what they\Nshould ask Santa for.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.09,0:03:58.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,楽しそうにしています｡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.02,0:04:03.72,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,But that old Santa fella\Nhas never visited me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.03,0:04:00.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,でも私のところには 一度も➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.96,0:04:03.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,三太のじじいは\N来たことがありません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.72,0:04:08.61,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I asked for a present last year,\Nbut Santa never showed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.76,0:04:08.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,去年も ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄお願いしたけれど\N結局 三太は来ませんでした｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.61,0:04:11.79,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,See the beginning of this episode\Nfor further details.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.64,0:04:12.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,詳しくは ｱﾊﾞﾝを見返してください｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.79,0:04:16.93,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Dad, does old man Santa hate me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.11,0:04:16.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さん ｻﾝﾀのｼﾞｼﾞｲは\N私のことが嫌いなのでしょうか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.93,0:04:21.00,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Or does Santa not even exist?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.94,0:04:21.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それとも 三太なんて\N端からいないんでしょうか｣｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.12,0:04:31.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何だか 遠い星で\N苦労してるようじゃな 娘さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.13,0:04:31.49,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,It seems that your daughter's having\Na hard time on a distant planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.73,0:04:35.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｶﾞｷってのはな\Nどんなに かわいがっても➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.28,0:04:39.67,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,Kids end up leaving you after twenty years or\Nso, no matter how much you care for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.56,0:04:39.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,20年やそこらで ﾃﾒｴの手もとから\N離れていっちまう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.43,0:04:43.90,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが その20年の記憶が\Nその後のｶﾞｷを支える➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.67,0:04:42.49,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,But the memories from\Nthose twenty years
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.49,0:04:46.46,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,will help support those kids\Nfor the rest of their life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.90,0:04:46.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,一生ﾓﾝの思い出になるんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.57,0:04:48.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｶﾞｷの頃の思い出は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.75,0:04:51.71,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,In other words, childhood memories\Ncan never be replaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.51,0:04:52.38,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何物にも代えがたい\Nっちゅうこっちゃな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.38,0:04:54.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やれることがあるなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.98,0:04:57.88,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,If there's something you need to do,\Ngo ahead and do it, Umi Bouzu-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.45,0:04:57.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,迷わずやってやんな\N星海坊主さんよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.28,0:05:01.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手紙なんかよこしてくれるのも\N今のうちだぜ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.88,0:05:01.10,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,She won't keep sending\Nyou letters forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.49,0:05:08.67,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Old timer, send this to\Nthe branch on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.59,0:05:09.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(星海坊主)じいさん｡ ｺｲﾂを地球の\N協会支部へ送っといてくれや｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.10,0:05:13.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,行ってやんのかい？\N娘さんのところに…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.18,0:05:12.23,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,You aren't going to see your daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.77,0:05:19.64,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,亀田星と内藤星で\Nまた戦が起きたらしい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.93,0:05:19.63,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,War's broken out between planet\NKameda and planet Naito again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.64,0:05:23.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,金平星から救援の要請が入った｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.04,0:05:22.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Planet Kanehira's asked for assistance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.11,0:05:26.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうかい… しかたねえな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.37,0:05:25.73,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.73,0:05:26.99,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,Guess you don't have a choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.95,0:05:31.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱﾝﾀも その三太とやら以上に\N忙しいんだからな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.99,0:05:30.77,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,Since you're even busier\Nthan this Santa fella.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.05,0:05:36.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,死ぬんじゃねえぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.15,0:05:35.12,Main03,Man,0,0,0,,Don't die out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.56,0:05:44.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんや？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.16,0:05:44.54,Main03,Kameda,0,0,0,,What the...?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.42,0:06:06.29,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Dear Kagura-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.75,0:06:06.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(星海坊主)｢拝啓 神楽ちゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.79,0:06:12.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手紙 読みました｡ 相変わらず\Nﾌｻﾌｻそうでなによりです｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.87,0:06:08.84,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I read your letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.84,0:06:11.25,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I'm glad that you still have\Na full head of hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.28,0:06:15.84,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Your father also has a full\Nhead of hair, as always.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.43,0:06:16.93,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さんも 相変わらず\Nﾌｻﾌｻで変わりありません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.93,0:06:21.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,久しぶりに 神楽ちゃんの顔が\N見たいのは ﾔﾏﾔﾏなんですが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.01,0:06:20.72,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I would love to go see you\Nas it's been so long,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.44,0:06:25.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さんは 仕事に忙しくて\N地球に行けそうもありません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.56,0:06:25.17,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,but I'm busy with work,\Nso I can't go to Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.31,0:06:27.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ごめんなさい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.01,0:06:27.06,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.31,0:06:30.71,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,せめて 神楽ちゃんが\N地球の友人たちと➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.02,0:06:32.82,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I pray from far away in\Nspace that you have
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.71,0:06:33.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,楽しくｸﾘｽﾏｽを過ごせることを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.06,0:06:36.09,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,a merry Christmas with\Nyour Earth friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.21,0:06:36.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さんは\N遠い空から祈っております｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.72,0:06:39.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,寂しいことなんてありませんよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.87,0:06:39.18,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,There's no need to be sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.18,0:06:42.46,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I won't be able to go see you,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.22,0:06:42.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さんは ｷﾐに\N会いに行くことはできませんが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.06,0:06:43.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いい子にしていれば➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.46,0:06:46.80,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,but if you're a good girl, I'm sure\Nthat he'll come visit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.99,0:06:48.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,神楽ちゃんのもとにも\Nきっと 彼は現れる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.77,0:06:49.97,Main03,Woman,0,0,0,,{\a6}Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.40,0:06:52.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,大きな袋に\Nﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄをたくさん携え➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.55,0:06:52.01,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,With a large bag full of presents...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.04,0:06:54.73,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Clad in red clothing...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.07,0:06:55.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,真っ赤な衣装に身を包んだ彼…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.87,0:07:00.07,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,三太さんが…｣｡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.91,0:06:59.63,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Santa will come...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.08,0:07:04.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(一同)ｷｬｰ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.85,0:07:10.85,On Screen red,EpTitle,0,0,0,,{\a6}[Santa Claus Red is Blood Red]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.42,0:07:13.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(新八)ﾒﾘｰｸﾘｽﾏｽ！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.63,0:07:13.38,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.38,0:07:15.93,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,And here's to another year gone by!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.45,0:07:15.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そして １年間\Nお疲れさまでした！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.92,0:07:19.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,い… いやあ｡ 鍋を囲んで\Nｺﾀﾂでｸﾘｽﾏｽっていうのも➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.93,0:07:19.98,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Boy, there's a real sense\Nof refinement about
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.76,0:07:22.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,風情があって\Nなかなかですね 姉上｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.98,0:07:21.97,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,sitting around a kotatsu with\Na hot pot on Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.97,0:07:23.00,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Right, Sis?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.66,0:07:25.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)ごめんなさいね｡\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽっぽくなくて｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.00,0:07:25.89,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Sorry if this doesn't feel very Christmasy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.63,0:07:28.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,忘年会も兼ねてるって\N聞いたんで｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.89,0:07:28.34,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,I heard that this would also\Nbe an end-of-the-year party.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.10,0:07:31.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 全然ですよ｡\Nいちいち ｸﾘｽﾏｽと忘年会➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.34,0:07:29.88,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,No, I'm fine with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.88,0:07:31.61,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,It's too much effort to hold\Na Christmas party
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.01,0:07:32.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,別々にやんの\N面倒くさいですもんね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.61,0:07:33.49,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,and end-of-year party separately, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.94,0:07:34.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お金がないとか\Nそういう問題じゃなく➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.49,0:07:36.55,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,It's not because we have no\Nmoney! It'd just be a drag!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.91,0:07:36.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まどろっこしいですもんね！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.77,0:07:38.52,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,A blend of eastern and\Nwestern cultures.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.91,0:07:40.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)和洋折衷だな｡\Nこの節操のなさが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.52,0:07:41.65,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,The informal atmosphere\Nis very Japanese.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.05,0:07:43.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,日本らしくていいんだよ｡\Nそ そうですよね！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.65,0:07:42.93,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You got that right!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.08,0:07:46.39,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それに 心配しなくても\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽっぽいもんなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.12,0:07:45.20,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,And you don't need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.20,0:07:47.86,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,I brought something Christmasy with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.39,0:07:48.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚが 用意してきたぜ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.87,0:07:51.30,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,Here, a special order cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.89,0:07:51.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)ほら 特注で作らせたｹｰｷ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.23,0:07:55.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すごいじゃないですか\N長谷川さん！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.30,0:07:54.15,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Wow! That's amazing, Hasegawa-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.10,0:07:57.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと小さいけど…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.33,0:07:57.12,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Though it's kind of small...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.10,0:07:59.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,で でも\Nとってもおいしそうですね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.12,0:07:59.63,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,But it looks very delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.10,0:08:01.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,量より質だな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.63,0:08:01.00,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,Quality over quantity.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.00,0:08:03.56,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,The lovable look is very Japanese.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.24,0:08:03.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このいじらしさが\N日本らしくていいんだよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.17,0:08:05.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そ そうですよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.56,0:08:04.91,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You got that right!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.11,0:08:07.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,食べ過ぎたら\N気持悪くなるし➡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.17,0:08:07.04,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You'll just feel sick if you eat too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.04,0:08:09.06,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,This is the perfect size.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.11,0:08:09.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このくらいで\Nちょうどいいですよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.06,0:08:11.66,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Then let's cut it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.11,0:08:12.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあ 早速\N切り分けましょうか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.95,0:08:16.25,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)ほら 神楽ちゃんには\Nﾁｮｺのところあげるわね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.09,0:08:16.30,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Here, Kagura-chan. You get\Nthe part with chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.25,0:08:19.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,い いいな～ 神楽ちゃん｡\Nず ずりいよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.30,0:08:18.69,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Lucky you, Kagura-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.69,0:08:20.32,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Boy, that's no fair!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.75,0:08:21.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,神楽ちゃんばっかり\Nずりいよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.32,0:08:21.55,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,No fair that Kagura-chan gets everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.69,0:08:23.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)もう ｹﾝｶしないの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.81,0:08:23.90,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Stop fighting now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.62,0:08:26.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほら 鍋よそってあげるから\Nお皿 貸して｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.90,0:08:26.67,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Here, I'll start serving food\Nso pass me your plates.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.63,0:08:29.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あ はい｡\N(お妙)新ちゃんは 何食べたい？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.67,0:08:27.65,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Oh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.65,0:08:29.69,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,What would you like, Shin-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.76,0:08:32.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え？ 何が入ってるんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.18,0:08:31.77,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Oh, what's in the hot pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.10,0:08:35.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)ﾏﾛﾐｰちゃんとﾏﾛﾐｰ君と\Nﾏﾛﾐｰさんよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.58,0:08:35.77,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,There's Malomy-girl, Malomy-boy,\Nand Mr. Malomy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.58,0:08:35.77,On Screen,Otae,0,0,0,,[Note: Spoof on a brand of\NJapanese starch noodles.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.77,0:08:38.19,Main03,Madao,0,0,0,,Doesn't that mean there's\Nonly Malomy...?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.97,0:08:38.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(長谷川)いや それって\Nﾏﾛﾐｰしか入って…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.19,0:08:40.05,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Then I'll go with Malomy-boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.27,0:08:41.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,じゃあﾎﾞｸ ﾏﾛﾐｰ君で！\Nやっぱﾎﾞｸ 男の子だし！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.05,0:08:41.66,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,After all, I'm a boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.31,0:08:45.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)も～ たまには女の子とも\N接点持たなきゃﾀﾞﾒよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.66,0:08:45.49,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Come on, you need to interact\Nwith girls for a change.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.05,0:08:47.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつになったら\N彼女 連れてきてくれるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.49,0:08:47.92,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,When are you ever going\Nfind yourself a girlfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.95,0:08:52.45,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾊﾊﾊ…！ ｺｲﾂは１本とられた！\Nｱﾊﾊﾊﾊ！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.99,0:08:50.79,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You got me there!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.04,0:08:54.03,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Man, wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.45,0:08:57.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや～ やっぱ\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽって楽しいですね！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.03,0:08:56.13,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Christmas is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.01,0:08:59.21,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,It's too bad Gin-san couldn't join us.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.12,0:08:59.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀さんも来ればよかったのに｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.06,0:09:00.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾝﾄ 何やってんだろ\Nあの人｡
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.21,0:09:01.08,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Seriously, what's he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.99,0:09:03.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,また どこぞで\N飲み歩いてるんでしょ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.08,0:09:03.45,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,He's probably walking around drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.00,0:09:06.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ほっときなさい\Nあんな ﾁｬﾗﾝﾎﾟﾗﾝのことは｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.45,0:09:06.43,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Just ignore that scoundrel.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.43,0:09:07.42,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,You're right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.47,0:09:09.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうですね 今日は\N銀さんの悪口でも肴に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.42,0:09:10.78,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Let's have fun talking about\NGin-san behind his back!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.37,0:09:12.27,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,楽しくやりましょう！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.27,0:09:16.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんとか ｸﾘｽﾏｽとやらには\N間に合ったようだな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.45,0:09:15.74,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,It appears that I'm in time\Nfor that Christmas event.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.18,0:09:18.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,しかし なんと\N貧相なﾊﾟｰﾃｨなんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.34,0:09:19.06,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,But what a meager party...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.98,0:09:21.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これが 本当に\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽというやつなのか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.06,0:09:22.14,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Is this truly Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.88,0:09:25.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,神楽ちゃん\Nﾃﾝｼｮﾝ ﾀﾞﾀﾞ下がりじゃねえか！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.14,0:09:25.30,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Kagura-chan is completely bummed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.15,0:09:28.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,待っていろ 神楽ちゃん｡\N今 お父さんが行くからな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.30,0:09:26.98,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Hold on, Kagura-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.98,0:09:28.73,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Daddy's coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.49,0:09:31.09,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,貧乏くせえ夜を\Nお父さんがたちまち➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.73,0:09:32.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Daddy will transform this destitute\Nnight into a lovely Christmas Eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.09,0:09:33.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,華やかなｲﾌﾞに変えてやる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.03,0:09:35.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,驚くだろうな 神楽のﾔﾂ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.32,0:09:38.42,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Kagura will be so surprised when\Nshe sees me here in Edo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.43,0:09:39.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか ｵﾚが江戸に来ているとは\N夢にも思うまい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.30,0:09:41.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ん？ あ｡\Nいかんいかん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.08,0:09:41.61,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Oh wait, that can't do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.60,0:09:45.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今回に限っては ｵﾚは最後まで\N三太とやらに徹しなければ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.61,0:09:45.49,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I must play through this Santa\Ncharacter for tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.47,0:09:48.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱｲﾂは今 三太の存在が\N信じられなくなるほどに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.92,0:09:50.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,She's been discouraged by the reality\Nthat Santa does not exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.94,0:09:50.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,現実に打ちのめされている｡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.88,0:09:54.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,子供に夢を与えるのは\N親の義務だ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.27,0:09:54.47,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,A parent has the duty\Nto help a child dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.28,0:09:56.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,親として会えんのは\N少し寂しいが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.47,0:09:56.71,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,It's sad that I cannot visit her as a parent,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.62,0:09:59.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱｲﾂのいい思い出になるなら…》
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.71,0:09:58.88,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,but if it means I can help make\Nthis a fond memory...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.40,0:10:00.82,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.65,0:10:02.79,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ ちょっと庭に\N誰かいませんか？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.82,0:10:02.69,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Is someone in the yard?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.69,0:10:03.90,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Oh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.79,0:10:05.63,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え？ なあに？\Nｲﾔだ 泥棒？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.90,0:10:05.51,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Oh no, is it a thief?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.51,0:10:07.11,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,They've noticed!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.63,0:10:08.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《気取られたか！ よしいくぞ》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.11,0:10:08.36,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Here I go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.53,0:10:10.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾒﾘｰｸﾘｽﾏｽ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.64,0:10:10.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.96,0:10:14.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊｯﾊｯﾊ…\Nよい子のみんな お待たせ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.29,0:10:14.54,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Have you all been good\Nlittle boys and girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.54,0:10:16.62,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Santa Claus is here to make you happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.54,0:10:16.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,三太がﾊｯﾋﾟｰを届けに来たよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.51,0:10:23.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾌﾌﾌ 神楽ちゃんめ\Nﾋﾞｯｸﾘしているな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.68,0:10:23.47,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Kagura-chan's completely surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.34,0:10:25.75,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうさ 三太はﾎﾝﾄにいたんだぞ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.47,0:10:25.54,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Yep, Santa Claus really exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.54,0:10:27.89,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Your personal Santa is right here...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.75,0:10:29.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前だけの三太が今ここに！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.08,0:10:32.95,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ なんか異様に\Nﾋﾞｯｸﾘしているな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.50,0:10:32.71,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Huh? She's a little too surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.71,0:10:35.37,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Shouldn't she act a bit more happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.95,0:10:35.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もうちょっと\N嬉しそうにしてくれても…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.37,0:10:37.42,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Huh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.52,0:10:37.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え？ なに ちょっと…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.42,0:10:39.47,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Did daddy do something wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.46,0:10:43.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さん 何かおかしかった？\N鼻毛 出てた？ え？》
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.47,0:10:40.35,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Is there hair sticking out my nose?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.21,0:10:44.39,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.04,0:10:56.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.83,0:11:11.01,Main03,Umi & Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's... It's Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.99,0:11:11.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《２人:ｻﾝﾀさんだ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.24,0:11:12.92,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,There are two Santas!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.26,0:11:14.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀが２人いるｱﾙ 何ｱﾙか お前ら！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.92,0:11:14.97,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Who are you people?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.83,0:11:18.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ど どういうことだ!?\Nなぜ三太が もう１人…》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.97,0:11:16.78,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.78,0:11:18.64,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Why is there another Santa here?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.64,0:11:21.09,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Who is this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.80,0:11:21.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《だ 誰だ ｺｲﾂ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.09,0:11:24.25,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why is there another Santa\Nbesides Gin-Santa?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.17,0:11:24.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何で この銀ｻﾝﾀ以外にも\Nｻﾝﾀがいやがる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.04,0:11:27.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾔﾂらに ちょっとした\Nﾄﾞｯｷﾘしかけてやろうと寒空の下➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.25,0:11:30.06,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I've been waiting here the entire evening in\Nthis freezing weather to surprise them...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.94,0:11:30.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,夕方からｽﾀﾝﾊﾞｲしてたのに！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.68,0:11:32.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.74,0:11:34.28,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんで？ なんでこんなことに!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.19,0:11:34.03,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Why did this happen?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.28,0:11:38.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《よりにもよって こんなﾀｲﾐﾝｸﾞに\Nどうしてくれんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.61,0:11:36.84,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,The worst possible timing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.84,0:11:38.31,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.22,0:11:41.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,喜ばすところが\Nﾄﾞﾝ引きじゃねえか》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.31,0:11:41.04,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,She's scared now, not happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.04,0:11:44.23,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,There could never be two Santas!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.15,0:11:44.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀが２人いるなんて\Nとんだｳｿっぱちｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.02,0:11:46.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どっちかが偽者ｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.23,0:11:46.11,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,One must be fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.03,0:11:48.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀの格好で民家に忍び入って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.11,0:11:50.72,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,A thief who disguised himself as Santa\Nto rob the houses of innocent people!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.33,0:11:50.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,泥棒はたらくつもりだったに\N違いないね！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.26,0:11:52.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,奉行所 突き出すｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.72,0:11:52.00,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I'm turning you over to the cops!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.00,0:11:53.13,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Nononono, you've got it totally wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.20,0:11:55.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや… 違う！ お父さん\Nｷﾐに夢を届けに来た➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.13,0:11:53.83,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,It's daddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.83,0:11:56.54,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Santa-Daddy whose come\Nto help you dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.10,0:11:57.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お父さん三太だよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.54,0:12:00.14,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Hey! They're treating me like\Na fake because of this guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.04,0:12:00.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《おい！ ｺｲﾂのせいで\N完全に 偽者扱いじゃねえか！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.04,0:12:02.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あれ？ ちょっと待てよ》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.75,0:12:02.60,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Wait, hold on sec...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.68,0:12:05.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《よくよく考えたら…》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.48,0:12:05.11,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,On second thought...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.11,0:12:08.60,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[FAKE]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.51,0:12:08.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《ｵﾚ 偽者だ》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.84,0:12:08.13,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,I am a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.85,0:12:14.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾏｽﾞいな 奉行所 突き出される\N前に正体 明かしたほうが｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.42,0:12:10.98,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,This is bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.98,0:12:13.89,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Maybe I should reveal myself before\Nthey turn me over to the cops...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.89,0:12:16.98,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,No, but my goal is to\Nhelp Kagura dream...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.02,0:12:16.96,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや でも神楽に\N夢を届けるという目的が…》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.96,0:12:19.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい 何 固まってんだよ！\N何とか言えよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.98,0:12:18.96,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Hey, why are you standing there?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.96,0:12:20.15,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Say something!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.83,0:12:22.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ここまで\N手の込んだことやっといて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.15,0:12:24.89,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It'd be embarrassing to tell them the truth\Nafter all the trouble I've gone through.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.16,0:12:24.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｸﾞﾀﾞｸﾞﾀﾞ状態での\Nﾈﾀﾊﾞﾗｼは恥ずかしい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.87,0:12:26.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だって何もなしえてないもの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.89,0:12:26.75,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Because I haven't accomplished anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.75,0:12:28.38,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Haven't accomplished a single thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.80,0:12:28.74,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何一つ なしえてないもの！》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.74,0:12:34.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの すみません\Nおたく どちら様ですか？\Nえ？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.92,0:12:31.06,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Uh, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.06,0:12:33.14,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Who might you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.14,0:12:34.19,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.14,0:12:36.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｺｲﾂに引き下がらせよう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.19,0:12:36.27,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I'll force him to back down.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.08,0:12:38.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,１人になれば\N何とか立場も保てるはず》
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.27,0:12:38.85,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I should be able to maintain\Nthe act once I'm alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.98,0:12:42.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 別に\N泥棒とか疑ってるんじゃなくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.12,0:12:42.46,Main03,U?i,0,0,0,,Well, it's not that I think you're\Na thief or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.35,0:12:46.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え… どこかのﾎﾞﾗﾝﾃｨｱ団体に\N所属している方とかで？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.46,0:12:46.20,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Uh, do you belong to some kind\Nof volunteer organization?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.20,0:12:47.45,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Er, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.29,0:12:49.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや え？\Nそちらこそ どちら様で｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.45,0:12:49.37,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.37,0:12:51.65,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Do you belong to some neighborhood\Nchildren's association?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.49,0:12:51.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,町内会の子供会の方とかですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.65,0:12:55.34,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Not at all. I happen to be, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.89,0:12:55.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いやいや ｵﾚは あの見たとおり➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.34,0:12:59.65,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Santa, as you can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.40,0:12:57.73,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ こういう感じで三太？➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.73,0:13:00.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やらせてもらってる\Nもんなんですけど｡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.65,0:13:03.02,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,No, you can stop acting now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.17,0:13:03.00,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや この期に及んで\Nｷｬﾗ守らなくて結構ですよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.00,0:13:04.94,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つけﾋｹﾞでしょう それ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.02,0:13:04.52,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That beard is obviously fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.52,0:13:08.58,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Well, I don't particularly care\Nabout you copying me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.94,0:13:09.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの ﾊﾟｸﾘとか別にｵﾚはそんなに\N気にしてないんですけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.58,0:13:12.59,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,But I would prefer you\Ndon't half-ass the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.11,0:13:11.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんまり\N生半可な気持でｵﾚのﾏﾈ事➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.11,0:13:13.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やんないでほしいっていうかね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.00,0:13:15.43,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,You'll get yourself hurt if you\Nunderestimate Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.35,0:13:15.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんまｻﾝﾀなめてっと\Nﾏｼﾞ ｹｶﾞしますよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.43,0:13:17.37,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.68,0:13:18.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いやいや ﾊﾊﾊ 冗談ｷﾂいなぁ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.37,0:13:18.66,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,That's a harsh joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.66,0:13:20.36,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,You're the one who's copying me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.72,0:13:20.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾟｸってるのは そっちでしょう｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.76,0:13:23.10,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Why isn't this guy backing down?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.85,0:13:23.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんだ ｺｲﾂ\N全然 引き下がらねえ》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.19,0:13:27.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ ﾊﾟｸﾘに気づいてない人\Nっていうのもいるからね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.35,0:13:27.04,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Well, some people don't realize\Nthey're copying others.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.04,0:13:32.42,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Just like how everyone casually uses the manga\Nsystem developed by Osamu Tezuka.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:29.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,手塚治虫が\N切り開いた漫画表現を➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.53,0:13:32.57,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みんな 当たり前のように\N使用しているようにね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.42,0:13:35.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This old guy is digging in.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.57,0:13:35.14,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《妙に食いついてきやがるな\Nこのｵｯｻﾝ》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.14,0:13:37.47,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《なんなんだ ｺｲﾂ\Nなんで こんなに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.30,0:13:36.81,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What's with this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.81,0:13:38.79,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Why does he refuse to back down?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.47,0:13:40.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,かたくなに引かねえんだ\N偽者のくせに》
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.79,0:13:39.80,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,He's just a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.80,0:13:40.67,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Say.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.11,0:13:43.48,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｷﾐ ﾛｯｸとか聴く？\N今 世にはびこるﾛｯｸは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.67,0:13:41.80,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Do you listen to rock?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.80,0:13:45.98,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,They say that every current rock and\Nroll band was born from the Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.48,0:13:46.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,すべてﾋﾞｰﾄﾙｽﾞの子供と\N呼ばれているんだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.98,0:13:49.07,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Meaning, you more or less\Nspawned from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.15,0:13:49.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ ｷﾐもｵﾚからしたら\N子供みたいなものだ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.05,0:13:52.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え？ おたくｻﾝﾀのくせに\Nﾋﾞｰﾄﾙｽﾞなんて聴いてんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.07,0:13:52.28,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,What? You're Santa and you\Nlisten to the Beatles?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.28,0:13:53.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Huh? What? I can't?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.55,0:13:55.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,え？ なに？ ﾀﾞﾒなの？\Nじゃあ ｷﾐ 何聴いてるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.87,0:13:55.69,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What do you listen to then?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.52,0:13:57.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀっていったら\Nｴﾝﾔっしょ やっぱ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.69,0:13:57.83,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Santa's supposed to listen to Enya, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.52,0:13:59.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾋｰﾘﾝｸﾞ系っていうか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.83,0:13:59.47,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That new age stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.47,0:14:01.25,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Could you cut this out, old timer?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.66,0:14:01.60,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いいかげんにしろ ｵｯｻﾝ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.25,0:14:03.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I know you're a fake! So scram!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.60,0:14:04.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どうせﾃﾒｴも偽者だろ\Nさっさと帰れよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.89,0:14:06.31,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Oh, yes. Enya, you say.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.16,0:14:07.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,はいはい あぁ ｴﾝﾔね\Nｵﾚも聴いてる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.31,0:14:10.03,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I've heard that Enya la-la-la...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.50,0:14:10.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あのｴﾝﾔｰ ｺｰﾗﾔ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.03,0:14:11.82,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,That's Ikariya, not Enya.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.03,0:14:15.65,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: The late Chosuke Ikariya,\NJapanese musician and comedian.]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.10,0:14:13.04,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,それｴﾝﾔじゃなくて いかりや｡\N《おかしい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.82,0:14:15.65,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Odd, this man has no shame...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.04,0:14:15.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この男の このどこまでも\Nふてぶてしい態度は》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.65,0:14:18.55,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Well, there's also the obvious Tatsuro.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.65,0:14:19.77,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Singer-songwriter Tatsuro Yamashita.]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.91,0:14:19.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まぁ あとはﾍﾞﾀだけど達郎？\N古いよね！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.55,0:14:19.77,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,He's ancient.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.51,0:14:22.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今は もう\N奥さんの まりやの時代だよね～！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.77,0:14:22.06,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Now, it's about his wife, Mariya.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.77,0:14:23.92,On Screen,Umi,0,0,0,,[Note: Mariya Takeuchi. Song was\Nused for Holiday commercials.]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.02,0:14:25.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾗｲﾄﾞﾁｷﾝの！\N達郎と和正だけは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.06,0:14:23.92,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Who sings the fried chicken thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.92,0:14:28.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Tatsuro and Kazumasa are\Nclassics in every era.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.92,0:14:28.17,On Screen,Gintoki,0,0,0,,[Note: Kazumasa Oda, another\Nveteran singer-songwriter.]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.35,0:14:28.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつ いかなる時代に聴いても\N名曲なんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.02,0:14:30.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《このｵｯｻﾝ… 攻めても攻めても➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.17,0:14:32.17,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,This old man hasn't flinched at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.29,0:14:32.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まったく\N焦りを見せやがらねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.33,0:14:35.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《この自信は…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.03,0:14:36.67,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,That confidence... Could he be...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.13,0:14:37.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まさか ｺｲﾂ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.06,0:14:39.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ひょっとして ｺｲﾂ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.69,0:14:39.68,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Don't tell me this guy is...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.47,0:14:48.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《本物の\Nｻﾝﾀさんなんじゃねえのか!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.88,0:14:46.92,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,The real Santa Claus?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.98,0:14:50.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《そういや ｺｲﾂ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.34,0:14:53.45,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,On closer look, this guy may\Nhave a unkempt appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.91,0:14:53.31,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,よくよく見ると\Nﾀﾞﾗﾀﾞﾗしているように見えて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.31,0:14:56.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,身のこなし たたずまいに\N一本の芯がある｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.45,0:14:55.87,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,but he carries himself\Nwith a certain grace.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.44,0:14:59.11,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Like a master of the sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.65,0:14:58.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,まるで\N剣豪のような気位を感じる｡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.99,0:15:01.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,真っ白なﾋｹﾞをたくわえた\Nじじいだというのに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.11,0:15:04.60,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,He's an old man with a beard of white,\Nyet he's brimming with vitality.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.66,0:15:04.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんだ\Nこの あふれんばかりの生気は!?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.49,0:15:07.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,肌なんて まるで\N二十代の それだ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.60,0:15:07.56,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,He has the skin of a man in his twenties.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.53,0:15:11.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｺｲﾂ… ﾎﾝﾄに 人間なのか!?》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.56,0:15:10.26,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Is he even human?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.26,0:15:15.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《以前に一度 ｻﾝﾀを名のる\Nじじいに会ったことはあるが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.46,0:15:15.40,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I once met a man who\Ncalled himself Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.20,0:15:18.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あんなもんは 覇気のｶｹﾗもねえ\Nただの じじいだった！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.40,0:15:19.04,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,He was just an old man with no ambition.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.84,0:15:20.77,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが ｺｲﾂは違う！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.04,0:15:20.78,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,But this guy's completely different.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.77,0:15:24.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,確かに ｻﾝﾀのｼﾝﾎﾞﾙたる\N白ﾋｹﾞこそ生やしてねえが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.78,0:15:24.41,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,He doesn't have a white beard,\Nthe symbol of Santa,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.18,0:15:27.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの ﾁｮﾋﾞﾋｹﾞ\N似せる気も まったくねえ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.41,0:15:25.75,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,but that short mustache,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.75,0:15:30.22,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,that short mustache he doesn't even try\Nto hide, actually looks more realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.01,0:15:30.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの ﾁｮﾋﾞﾋｹﾞがなんか…\N逆に ﾘｱﾙに見えてくる…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.73,0:15:33.30,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Maybe Santa's supposed to\Njust have a short mustache?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.88,0:15:33.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,意外にｻﾝﾀって\Nﾁｮﾋﾞﾋｹﾞくらいなんじゃね？
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.12,0:15:35.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みたいな！
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.30,0:15:38.51,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Like the letdown when you see\NLord Frieza's final form.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.06,0:15:36.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾘｰｻﾞ様\N最終形態を見たときのような➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.99,0:15:40.29,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あの裏切り感！\N本物って 実は意外と➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.51,0:15:42.45,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Like how the real deal's are actually\Nquite simple-looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.29,0:15:42.80,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あっさりしてんだよね｡\Nみたいな！》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.80,0:15:47.13,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《いや… でも… そんな…》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.92,0:15:46.55,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,No, but that can't...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.13,0:15:50.23,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾏ… ﾏｼﾞでか！》
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.73,0:15:49.96,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,For real?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.31,0:15:56.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《ｵ… ｵﾚ…\Nとんでもねえ所で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.59,0:15:59.87,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,This is the worst possible place\Nto run into the real Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.18,0:16:00.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本物のｻﾝﾀさんと\Nはち合わせしちまった～！》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.98,0:16:03.32,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なにやってんのかしら？
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.67,0:16:03.51,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,What are they doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.32,0:16:05.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,２人とも\N黙って にらみ合ったまんま➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.51,0:16:07.55,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,They've been staring at each other in\Nsilence and haven't budged an inch.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.35,0:16:07.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,動かなくなりましたよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.49,0:16:09.42,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ど… どうすんだ？ おい！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.55,0:16:09.36,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What am I supposed to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.36,0:16:11.04,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Should I apologize?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.42,0:16:12.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,謝ったほうがいいのか？ これ｡\N怒ってんのか？ あれ…》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.04,0:16:12.44,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Is he like, mad?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.64,0:16:15.50,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It's too late to apologize now.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.66,0:16:15.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《い… 今さら謝るなんて\Nできるわけねえ…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.50,0:16:17.74,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,It'd be absolutely disgraceful.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.56,0:16:17.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,赤っ恥も いいとこだぞ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.74,0:16:20.57,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,This is like a comedian doing a parody\Nof the song "Ofukuro-san"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.74,0:16:24.46,On Screen,Umi,0,0,0,,[Note: Performed by the\Nsinger Shinichi Mori.]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.83,0:16:20.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ﾉﾘﾉﾘで おふくろさんの\Nものまねしてたら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.33,0:16:22.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いつのまにか後ろに\Nご本人 登場してた➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.57,0:16:24.46,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,when the singer himself\Nshows up behind you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.37,0:16:24.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ものまね四天王\Nみてえなもんだよ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.46,0:16:25.70,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I won't have it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.50,0:16:28.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｲﾔだ ｵﾚは！ そんな醜態\N絶対 ｱｲﾂらの前でさらせねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.70,0:16:28.43,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I can't disgrace myself\Nwhile they're watching!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.18,0:16:30.11,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《じゃあ どうすればいいんだ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.43,0:16:30.11,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Then what am I supposed to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.11,0:16:34.50,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,What is the fake "Ofukuro-san" supposed\Nto do, Kings of Comedy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.11,0:16:33.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚたち 偽者の おふくろさんは\Nいったい どうすればいいんだ!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.01,0:16:35.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なぁ 四天王よ～！》\N《やってくれましたね顔で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.50,0:16:38.05,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,As he walks up behind me\Nand goes, "Nice try, kid,"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.92,0:16:37.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,後ろから 肩組んできた\Nおふくろさんに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.85,0:16:39.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,どう返せば ｵﾚたちは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.05,0:16:41.22,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,how am I supposed to not embarrass\Nmyself, Kings of Comedy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.82,0:16:41.82,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,赤っ恥をかかずに済むんだ\N四天王!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.22,0:16:44.33,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Tell me, Kings of Comedy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.82,0:16:44.52,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《教えてくれ～ 四天王!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.36,0:17:02.65,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Take out Ofukuro-san
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.47,0:17:02.98,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《おふくろさんを倒して➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.65,0:17:06.68,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,and become the real deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.98,0:17:07.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚが おふくろさんになれば\Nいいんだ～!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.41,0:17:08.79,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.65,0:17:10.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ちょっと～!!\Nなにやってんですか～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.79,0:17:10.33,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,What are you guys doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.15,0:17:13.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｱﾝﾀら 仮にもｻﾝﾀでしょ!?\N子供の前で なにやってんの!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.33,0:17:12.32,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Aren't you two supposed to be Santa?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.32,0:17:14.18,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,The hell are you doing in\Nfront of the children?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.99,0:17:15.92,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｸﾞﾊｯ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.62,0:17:18.35,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Santa... You really are good...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.92,0:17:18.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｻ… ｻﾝﾀさん…\Nやっぱ ﾊﾝﾊﾟねえ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.16,0:17:22.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とても ｸﾘｽﾏｽだけ働いてる\N肥満老人とは思えねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.35,0:17:22.08,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I find it hard to believe that you're a slacking\Nsenior who only works on Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.33,0:17:24.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｸｯ！ じじいの分際で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.37,0:17:27.15,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,This old man was able\Nto land a blow on me...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.66,0:17:29.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この星海坊主に 一発 入れるたあ\Nこれが 本物のｻﾝﾀの力か!?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.15,0:17:29.61,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,Is this the power of the real Santa?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.54,0:17:33.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,だが\N本物も偽者も もう関係ねえ！》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.61,0:17:33.08,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,But it no longer matters\Nwho the real one is!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.08,0:17:34.62,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.17,0:17:35.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｻﾝﾀは… この…》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.62,0:17:36.04,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Is!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.84,0:17:37.78,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)《ｵﾚだ～!!》
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.04,0:17:37.98,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Me!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.78,0:17:40.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,やめろ～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.98,0:17:39.82,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.02,0:17:45.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(九兵衛)そのへんにしておけ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.09,0:17:44.75,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,Enough of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.35,0:17:48.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,仮にも ｻﾝﾀの名を名のる者が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.67,0:17:48.63,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,It would be rude for one\Nwho claims to be Santa
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.26,0:17:51.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,聖夜に血を流すなど 不届き千万！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.63,0:17:51.12,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,to shed blood on this holy night.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.22,0:17:55.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀの名を汚す賊は\N即刻 ここから出ていけ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.94,0:17:56.07,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,If you insist on sullying Santa's\Nname, leave at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.86,0:18:00.26,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは このﾎﾞｸ\N九太ｸﾛｰｽの縄張りだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.07,0:18:00.27,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,This turf belongs to me, Kyuta Claus!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.88,0:18:04.43,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,We got another Santa here!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.20,0:18:04.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,なんか また ｻﾝﾀ出てきた～!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.43,0:18:06.82,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,But this Santa isn't even\Nconcealing her identity.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.54,0:18:06.87,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(お妙)ｻﾝﾀっていうか 丸出しよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.82,0:18:09.07,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,It's Kyu-chan. That's Kyu-chan, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.87,0:18:08.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,九ちゃんよね？\Nあれ 九ちゃんよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.91,0:18:11.71,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,九ちゃんではない｡ 九太ｸﾛｰｽだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.07,0:18:10.24,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,I am not Kyu-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.24,0:18:11.87,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,I am Kyuta Claus.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.71,0:18:13.65,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,美しき姫よ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.87,0:18:15.99,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,Beautiful princess, please\Naccept my present.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.65,0:18:16.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸからの贈り物を\N受け取ってほしい！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.22,0:18:19.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,姫の大好きなﾊﾞｰｹﾞﾝﾀﾞｯｼｭ一年分…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.84,0:18:20.40,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,A year's supply of your favorite\NBaagen-Dash...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.18,0:18:22.29,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.72,0:18:23.76,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,な… なに!?\N≪ﾀﾞ～ ﾊｯﾊｯﾊｯﾊｯ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.76,0:18:27.89,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(近藤)勝手なﾏﾈをされちゃ困るな｡\N九太ｸﾛｰｽ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.19,0:18:27.69,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Can't let you have fun without\Nme, Kyuta Claus!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.69,0:18:29.98,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,This is not your turf!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.89,0:18:30.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ここは\Nｷｻﾏの縄張りなどではな～い!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.16,0:18:33.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この猿太ｸﾛｰｽのﾏｰｷﾝｸﾞした\Nｼﾞｬﾝｸﾞﾙだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.43,0:18:33.57,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I, Monkey Claus, have\Nmarked this jungle!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.50,0:18:36.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｼﾞｬﾝｸﾞﾙのﾒｽ猿に\N勝手に手を出すことは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.57,0:18:38.23,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I won't allow you to lay a finger on\Nthe female ape who lives here!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.17,0:18:38.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,このｵﾚが許さん！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.10,0:18:41.01,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,誰が ﾒｽ猿だ！\Nお妙さ～ん！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.23,0:18:39.71,Main03,Otae,0,0,0,,Who are you calling a female ape?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.71,0:18:41.46,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Otae-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.01,0:18:43.51,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚと新たな逢瀬を重ねる夜は➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.46,0:18:43.75,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I am willing to meet you every night,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.51,0:18:46.35,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,たとえ真夏とて\N聖夜となりま～す！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.75,0:18:46.25,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,whether midsummer night or holy night!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.25,0:18:48.75,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,If you so desire, I will be the Santa
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.35,0:18:49.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あなたが求めるなら 365日\Nいつだって ｵﾚは➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.75,0:18:52.14,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,who brings you happiness\N365 days a year!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.68,0:18:51.72,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,幸せを届けるｻﾝﾀになります！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.72,0:18:54.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今夜は\Nきっと聖夜だけじゃ終わらない！
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.14,0:18:54.87,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,This won't be a simple holy night!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.85,0:18:59.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そう！ 今宵こそは\N２人結ばれる 聖性夜に…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.87,0:18:56.08,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.08,0:19:00.44,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,We will be joined together\Non this hole-in night!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.85,0:19:05.69,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,Um, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.03,0:19:05.97,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(さっちゃん)\Nあのぅ… すいません｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.97,0:19:10.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀さん ここに来てるかしら？\N捜してるけど見つからないの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.98,0:19:08.20,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,Is Gin-san here?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.20,0:19:10.16,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,I can't seem to find him anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.01,0:19:15.61,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,I want to give him a present.\NWhere might he have gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.21,0:19:15.24,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄ渡したいんだけど…\Nどこ行ったのかしら？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.24,0:19:17.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もはや\Nｻﾝﾀでも何でもねえ～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.61,0:19:17.70,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,There's nothing Santa about it anymore!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.88,0:19:20.71,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うぅ… 次から次へとｻﾝﾀが！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.69,0:19:21.08,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,One Santa after another!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.71,0:19:23.55,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう どれが\N本物か偽者か わからないｱﾙ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.08,0:19:24.00,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I can no longer tell who's real or fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.55,0:19:26.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや 半分以上\Nただのｽﾄｰｶｰだよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.00,0:19:26.68,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Actually, over half of them\Nare just stalkers.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.22,0:19:28.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ただの変態だよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.68,0:19:27.72,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Just a bunch of perverts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.96,0:19:31.35,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,They all insist that they're Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.15,0:19:31.06,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,みんな あくまで\N自分がｻﾝﾀだって言い張るｱﾙな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.06,0:19:33.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,下… 全裸だから 結構 寒い…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.35,0:19:33.55,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,I'm not wearing anything inside,\Nso it's pretty cold...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.49,0:19:35.83,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,あぁ～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.83,0:19:39.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,当然だ｡ 本物のｻﾝﾀは このｵﾚだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.13,0:19:37.32,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.32,0:19:39.39,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I am the real Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.50,0:19:41.43,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,譲るつもりはない｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.64,0:19:41.34,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,I have no intention of\Nrelinquishing this title.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.34,0:19:44.34,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,I am the Santa who will\Nmake Otae-chan happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.43,0:19:45.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸこそが お妙ちゃんに\N幸せを届けるｻﾝﾀ｡ いや 九太だ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.34,0:19:45.77,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,I mean, Kyuta.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.67,0:19:50.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｵﾚだ！ ｵﾚこそが お妙さんに\N幸せを届けられたいｻﾝﾀだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.98,0:19:50.59,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,It's me! I'm the Santa who wants\NOtae-san to make me happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.34,0:19:52.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや もうそれ\N姉上がｻﾝﾀですよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.59,0:19:52.66,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That would make Sis the Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.52,0:19:59.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,この世に\Nｻﾝﾀは １人しかいらねえ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.03,0:19:59.46,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,This world only needs one Santa...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.46,0:20:00.95,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.69,0:20:03.56,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,わかったｱﾙ！ それじゃあ\N誰がいったい 本物のｻﾝﾀなのか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.95,0:20:06.71,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Then I'll represent the children of this world\Nand decide who the real Santa is!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.56,0:20:06.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,子供代表の\Nこの私が決めてやるね！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.46,0:20:09.46,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀｸﾛｰｽ決定戦の始まりｱﾙ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.71,0:20:09.64,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,A contest to determine\Nwho is Santa Claus!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.27,0:20:16.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや １人たりとも ｻﾝﾀに\Nふさわしい人なんていないよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.41,0:20:16.47,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,I don't think anyone of them\Nare fit to be Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.97,0:20:24.37,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,The very first very merry contest to determine\Nwho the real Santa Claus is!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.91,0:20:26.91,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや\N何 仕切ってんの？ 神楽ちゃん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.37,0:20:26.98,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Why are you taking the lead\Nhere, Kagura-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.91,0:20:29.22,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(神楽)いいですか～ ｻﾝﾀの皆さん｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.23,0:20:29.19,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Listen up, Santas!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.19,0:20:32.49,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I'm going to give you the Santa test!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.22,0:20:32.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,これより皆さんに\Nｻﾝﾀ検定を受けてもらいます｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.19,0:20:35.99,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ｻﾝﾀであれば楽勝の この検定を\N見事 乗り切り➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.49,0:20:36.29,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,If you are able to pass this test\Nthat would be simple for Santa,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.99,0:20:38.66,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,我こそｻﾝﾀと証明した者に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.29,0:20:41.25,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I will name you as the real\NSanta for proving yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.66,0:20:41.33,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本物のｻﾝﾀの称号を\N与えたいと思います！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.33,0:20:45.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,神楽ちゃん 何？ ｻﾝﾀ検定って…｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.96,0:20:45.71,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Kagura-chan, what is this Santa test?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.67,0:20:48.70,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,決まってるね｡ ｻﾝﾀといったら\Nやっぱり 子供たちに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.71,0:20:46.84,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,That should be obvious.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.84,0:20:51.37,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Santa's purpose is to give\Npresents to little kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.70,0:20:51.34,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄを配ることが すべてｱﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.34,0:20:53.67,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いかに\N子供たちの願いを読み取り➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.37,0:20:54.14,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,To read the wishes of all the children
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.67,0:20:57.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いかに ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄで\Nその願いを叶えるか｡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.14,0:20:56.97,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,and grant those wishes\Nby delivering presents.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.18,0:21:02.05,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そう ｻﾝﾀの仕事は\N子供たちに夢を与えることね！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.24,0:21:01.76,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Yes, Santa's job is to\Nhelp children dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.05,0:21:04.85,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いや\Nこんなところで並ばされて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.37,0:21:06.96,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,When they're lined up here to be\Njudged by one of those kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.85,0:21:09.69,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,子供に ｲﾁｬﾓﾝつけられてる時点で\N夢もｸｿも幻の如くなりだよね｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.96,0:21:09.52,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,there's isn't anything to\Ndream about, is there?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.52,0:21:11.85,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,I'm going to pretend to be a girl
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.69,0:21:14.03,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,今から 私が あらゆるｼﾁｭｴｰｼｮﾝの\Nｸﾘｽﾏｽを過ごす少女を演じるｱﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.85,0:21:14.20,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,who's going through various different\NChristmas situations.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.03,0:21:17.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,お前らは\Nその少女の夢を叶えれば ｵｯｹｰね！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.20,0:21:17.59,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,You just have to grant that girl's wishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.36,0:21:19.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,その出来を判定するｱﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.59,0:21:19.36,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,You'll be judged on your performance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.30,0:21:21.53,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,おい ちょっと待て！ ｵﾚは別に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.36,0:21:20.72,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,Wait, hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.72,0:21:24.35,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,I didn't come here to give presents\Nto the china dress girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.53,0:21:24.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾁｬｲﾅさんに ﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄを\N届けにきたわけじゃないぞ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.20,0:21:26.54,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,うむ｡ 神楽殿には悪いが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.35,0:21:29.80,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,Yes, my apologies to Miss Kagura, but\NI only want to be Otae-chan's Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.54,0:21:29.88,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾎﾞｸは 妙ちゃんのｻﾝﾀになれれば\Nもうそれでいい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.80,0:21:33.24,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,That's right. Don't try to butt-in, little girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.88,0:21:33.15,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,そうよ｡ ｶﾞｷが しゃしゃり出て\Nきてんじゃないわよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.15,0:21:35.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,銀さんを 早く出しなさい！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.24,0:21:34.77,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,Now bring out Gin-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.77,0:21:36.89,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,My present is fresh.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.08,0:21:38.49,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,私のﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄは 生ものなの｡\N腐る前に届けなきゃいけないの｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.89,0:21:38.51,Main03,Sa,0,0,0,,I must deliver it before it rots.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.49,0:21:42.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,もう腐ってんだよ\Nこの納豆ｻﾝﾀが～っ!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.51,0:21:41.05,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,It's already rotten, you Natto Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.02,0:21:45.36,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,How can you call yourself Santa when\Nyou refuse to help a child dream?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.16,0:21:45.19,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,子供に夢も与えられないで\N何が ｻﾝﾀｱﾙか！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.19,0:21:48.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,いいか お前らｻﾝﾀは\N基本 子供に夢をという➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.36,0:21:46.40,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Listen up.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.40,0:21:50.10,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Don't forget that if the whole Santa helps\Nchildren to dream story doesn't fly,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.50,0:21:51.16,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,建て前がなければ\Nただの不法侵入者の➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.10,0:21:53.60,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,you're a bunch of trespassing\Nold pedophiles.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.16,0:21:53.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾛﾘｺﾝじじいだということを\N忘れるな｡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.10,0:21:55.50,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,とんでもねえこと言ったよ｡\Nﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄどころか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.60,0:21:55.12,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,That's crazy talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.12,0:21:57.28,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Forget about presents! The Feds\Nare going to come calling!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.50,0:21:57.44,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,告訴状 届けられるよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.44,0:22:00.17,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本物のｻﾝﾀと\N証明できないというのなら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.54,0:22:00.52,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,If you can't prove you're the real Santa,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.17,0:22:02.21,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,警察という ﾄﾅｶｲに引きずられ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.52,0:22:02.40,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,You'll be led away by the reindeer\N(a.k.a. the police)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.21,0:22:04.84,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,ﾊﾟﾄｶｰという ｿﾘで\N帰ってもらうだけｱﾙ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.40,0:22:05.36,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,in a sled (a.k.a. a patrol car).
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.84,0:22:07.18,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,汚いﾏﾈを！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.36,0:22:07.12,Main03,Kondo,0,0,0,,That's a low blow...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.12,0:22:09.04,Main03,Kyu,0,0,0,,Aren't you the police?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.18,0:22:09.12,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,つ～か ｷﾐが警察だろ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.04,0:22:11.81,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,If you don't believe you're up\Nthe task, feel free to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.12,0:22:11.68,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,自信のねえﾔﾂらは 帰ればいい｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.68,0:22:13.62,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,何の問題もねえよ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.81,0:22:13.38,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,I see no problem with this test.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.62,0:22:16.02,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)だって ｵﾚが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.15,0:22:16.38,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,Because I am...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.02,0:22:18.86,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本物のｻﾝﾀさんなんだから｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.62,0:22:19.28,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,the real Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.86,0:22:23.36,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《他の連中はいい｡\N問題は やはり ﾔﾂだ》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.90,0:22:21.70,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,The others don't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.70,0:22:23.36,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,This guy here is the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.36,0:22:25.84,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I can no longer turn back.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.36,0:22:25.40,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ここまできたら\Nもう引き下がれねえ｡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.40,0:22:28.20,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,本物のｻﾝﾀを ぶっ倒して…》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.84,0:22:28.27,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'll defeat the real Santa...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.20,0:22:31.30,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,《ｵﾚが…》\N《ｵﾚが！》
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.85,0:22:30.65,Main03,Umi,0,0,0,,And I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.65,0:22:31.36,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.17,0:22:35.37,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,(２人)ｷﾝｸﾞｻﾝﾀになる！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.40,0:22:35.92,Main03,Both,0,0,0,,gonna be king of the Santas!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.32,0:22:39.82,On Screen,Caption,0,0,0,,{\a6}[To Be Continued]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.92,0:24:26.68,On Screen,,0,0,0,,{\pos(444,12)}[Preview]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.46,0:24:16.57,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.57,0:24:18.77,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Gonna be king of the Santas? It's March!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.77,0:24:20.58,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,We're still doing these\NChristmas episodes?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.58,0:24:22.05,Main03,Gintoki,0,0,0,,Don't be so anal.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.05,0:24:24.71,Main03,Kagura,0,0,0,,Keep talking like that and Santa\Nwon't visit your home this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.71,0:24:25.31,Main03,Shinpachi,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.31,0:24:26.68,Main03,Guy,0,0,0,,And so, the next episode...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.68,0:24:28.65,Main03,All,0,0,0,,"Everybody's a Santa!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.85,0:24:34.73,On Screen red,Guy,0,0,0,,[Next week is filled with everything from\NAmerican, Classic Tales, to School Drama.]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.73,0:24:39.82,On Screen red,All,0,0,0,,[Who will fulfill the dream of a girl played by Kagura,\Nand become the real Santa?!]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.82,0:24:44.98,On Screen red,,0,0,0,,[See you next time.]
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.11,0:29:06.08,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♬『ゼッコーチョー！』
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.08,0:29:21.10,Default-ja,,0,0,0,,♬～