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♪～

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～♪

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‪（龍(たつ)）チラシ チェック‬

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‪（龍）お値段 チェック‬
‪鮮度 チェック‬

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‪次の店にターゲットロック！‬

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‪（ぶつかる音）‬
‪（龍）あっ…‬

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‪（剛田(ごうだ)）不死身の龍‬

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‪（龍）こいつは…‬

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‪よー 覚えてるか？‬

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‪お前に潰された平子組(ひらこぐみ)の者(もん)だよ！‬

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‪マイクチェック‬
‪ワンツーワンツー‬

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‪♪ 俺が ここのトップランカー‬

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‪♪ 元ヤクザのDOPE(ドープ)ラッパー‬

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‪♪ 忘れてねえぜ 仁義の魂‬

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‪♪ 命のやり取り 日常茶飯事‬

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‪♪ 狙うは お前の心臓だ‬

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‪♪ SO(ソー) 俺の名前はG(ジー)-GODA(ゴーダ)‬

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‪フッ…‬

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‪（龍）剛田…‬

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‪♪ 俺 専業主夫‬
‪　　　エプロンは戦闘服‬

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‪♪ 家事 炊事に掃除‬
‪　　　　水洗い 丸洗い もみ洗い‬

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‪♪ 加湿器 除湿機 空気清浄機‬

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‪オーディエンス‬
‪メイクサムノイズ！‬

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‪（通行人）何？‬

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‪（剛田）♪ 忘れてねえぞ‬
‪　　　　　　　てめえのカチコミ‬

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‪♪ でも今は上げるぜ‬
‪　　　　　　俺の勝ちどき‬

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‪♪ 照り焼き すき焼き 卵焼き‬
‪　　　　　　　　　みんな大好き‬

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‪（小宅）あれは‬
‪フリースタイルのラップバトル…‬

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‪信念だったり 相手の弱点を‬

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‪即興で韻(いん)を踏んで言い合うんです‬

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‪（小宅）ちなみに 最近は‬
‪声優さんが主体となって‬

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‪大御所ラッパーに曲を…‬

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‪♪ 丸くなったな 不死身の龍‬

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‪♪ ディスってみろよ‬
‪　　　これはフリースタイル‬

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‪♪ 服が変‬

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‪（剛田）はあっ…‬

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‪そんなことねえし…‬

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‪（龍）あっ いや その… すまん‬

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‪（通行人たち）謝った‬

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‪（龍）もっかいやろ？‬
‪な？　ほら…‬

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‪ああ… ほら　ほな あれ‬
‪お題 “肉屋”で‬

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‪ハッ 俺にお題で勝負とはな！‬

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‪（肉屋）なんだ？‬
‪店前で騒がしいな‬

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‪（龍）♪ 豚肉 スマイルプライス‬
‪（肉屋）え？　え？‬

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‪（龍）♪ 今日は夕飯 牛タン‬

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‪♪ お値段以上 鶏肉‬

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‪♪ 絶対やってる 異常な取引‬

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‪♪ お肉はジューシー‬
‪　　　店長はキューピー‬

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‪（たたく音）‬

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‪あ… キューティーのほうが…‬

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‪♪ YOYO(ヨーヨー) 次は俺のターン‬

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‪♪ かますぜ‬
‪　　　ギミックなしのリリック‬

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‪♪ 肉は筋切る 俺は筋通しゅ…‬

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‪♪ …す　そう肉…‬

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‪あー…‬

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‪♪ 肉切って 骨を…‬

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‪違う‬

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‪♪ 肉切らせてみ 骨を…‬

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‪カハッ うっ！‬

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‪（せき込み）‬

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‪（剛田）もう…‬

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‪（せき込み）‬
‪（剛田）もうやめる！‬

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‪♪ から揚げ トンカツ‬
‪　　　　　みんなで焼き肉〜‬

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‪♪ お肉のことなら‬
‪　　　　お肉のことなら〜‬

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‪♪ “肉の極味(きわみ)”‬

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‪あ… いや その…‬
‪歌うんじゃなくて…‬

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‪（剛田）極主夫道‬

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（美久(みく)）じゃあ
出張 行ってくるね

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帰りは多分
明日の夜かな

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‪財布 携帯 持ったか？‬
‪折りたたみ傘‬

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‪（銀(ぎん)の鳴き声）‬
‪（美久）タッちゃん １人なんだし‬

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‪たまには ゆっくりしててよ‬

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‪（ドアが閉まる音）‬
‪（龍）いってらっしゃい‬

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‪（銀の鳴き声）‬

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‪ゆっくり…‬

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‪そうか…‬

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‪ゆっくりか‬

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‪（窓が開く音）‬
‪（龍）天気 ええのう‬

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‪こういう日は‬
‪シーツを洗って布団を干す‬

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‪せやけど‬
‪今日は ゆっくりする日や‬

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‪ファブで勘弁したらあ！‬

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‪フフフフッ ハハハハッ‬

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‪シトラスの香りや！‬

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‪いつもなら洗濯物(もん) 取り込んで‬
‪１枚１枚 畳むとこやけど‬

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‪ネットの知恵袋で読んだ‬
‪禁断の荒技…‬

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‪ハンガーに掛けたまま収納！‬

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‪晩に煮物 食おうと思ったけど‬

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‪下ゆでは… なしや！‬

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‪落としぶただけは しといたらあ‬

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‪さらに‬
‪めったに手は出さへんブツ…‬

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‪（息を吹きかける音）‬

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‪昼飯にカップめん…‬
‪ジャンキーやで‬

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‪（チャイム）‬

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‪（雅(まさ)）バイト クビになって‬
‪暇なんで来ました〜‬

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‪（龍）お前…‬

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‪えっ 今日 １人なんすか？‬

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‪おう　少しゆっくりしよ思てな‬

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‪ほんなら‬
‪とことん カマしましょうや‬

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‪（龍）平日の昼間に‬
‪大人２人でゲーム…‬

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‪こいつ…‬

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‪素人やない！‬

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‪（雅）あ… 兄貴？‬

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‪（龍）洗い物に買い物‬
‪風呂掃除も残っとる‬

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‪俺は降りる‬

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‪なっ… 何を…‬

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‪イモ引いてんすか！‬

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‪ゆっくりするて‬
‪言ったやないすか！‬

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‪ほ… ほな最後に‬

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‪１つだけ…‬

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‪ダラダラ菓子 食って‬
‪スマホ見て…‬

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‪気づいたら 寝た…‬

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‪（龍）なんちゅうだらけっぷり‬
‪これが達人か！‬

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‪クソッ… あかん！‬

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‪くっ… 耐えられへん‬
‪洗い物せな！‬

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‪風呂掃除も！‬

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‪雅！　離せ！‬

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‪ゆっくりするって言うたやないすか‬

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‪さあ もっと… ほらあ！‬

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‪うああ…‬

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‪（さけび声）‬

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‪これ 一緒に出ようよ‬

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‪商店街 ハロウィン仮装コンテスト‬

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‪フッ… ハロウィン？‬
‪そんなもん…‬

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‪１位が温泉旅行‬

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‪２位が えっと… お米１年分‬

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‪１年分…‬

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‪（虎二郎(とらじろう)）なんで てめえが‬
‪ここにいんだ？　おおッ？‬

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‪威勢が ええのう‬

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‪おどれこそ‬
‪ここをどこや思とんじゃ‬

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‪（酉井雲雀(とりいひばり)）やめえ‬
‪ケンカのケツモチは ごめんや‬

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‪新潟産コシヒカリは俺の獲物や‬

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‪ふん… あんたらとは覚悟が違う‬

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‪（虎二郎）ナメんじゃねえぞ‬

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‪お前(めえ)じゃコシヒカリは取れねえよ‬

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‪（美久）温泉旅行がいいんだけど‬

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‪（司会者）さあ 皆様‬
‪お待たせしました！‬

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‪商店街 ハロウィン仮装コンテスト‬

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‪個人でも グループでもオッケー‬

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‪存分に ハロウィンを‬
‪アピールしてもらいます！‬

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‪（司会者）それでは始めましょう！‬

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‪エントリーナンバー１‬
‪酉井家の皆さんです‬

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‪（酉井）見せ物じゃないよ！‬
‪（ヤクザ）えっ？‬

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‪さあ 酉井家‬
‪何をアピールするのか‬

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‪わての十八番(おはこ) 見せたるわ‬

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‪ご破算願いまして 845円なり‬

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‪493円なり 884円なり‬

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‪ちょい待ち 早い！‬

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‪（会長･肉屋）そろばん？‬

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‪（司会者）エントリーナンバー２‬
‪クレープ屋の虎… さん‬

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‪（司会者）大丈夫ですか？‬

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‪重傷のヤ…‬

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‪（ホイッスル）‬

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‪なんだコラ 離せ おい！‬

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‪き… 気を取り直して…‬

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‪続いて エントリーナンバー３‬

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‪（雅）は〜い はいは〜い！‬
‪（司会者）あ…‬

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‪（雅の荒い息遣い）‬

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‪寝坊してもうた　アハッ‬

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‪（司会者）１つ飛ばします‬
‪（雅）え？‬

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‪話にならへんのう‬

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‪（司会者）エントリーナンバー４‬

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‪龍アンド美久のご夫妻です！‬

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‪（トースターの作動音）‬

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‪（龍）カボチャのデコクッキーです‬

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‪ここはひとつ これで　フフフ…‬

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‪わ〜 賄賂的！‬

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‪（司会者）それでは発表いたします‬

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‪優勝は エントリーナンバー９‬
‪優子(ゆうこ)ちゃん！‬

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‪おめでとうございま〜す！‬

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‪ですよね‬

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‪（来客センサー）‬

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‪（美久）２人です‬
‪（店員）ご案内します‬

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‪（龍）ここが戦場…‬

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‪バイキング久しぶり‬

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‪では こちらのビュッフェは‬
‪90分となっております‬

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‪は〜い‬

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‪じゃあ 取りに行こ‬

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‪（龍）元は必ず取る！‬

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‪ブツは豊富‬

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‪どうカチコんだろか‬

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‪わ〜 おいしそう‬

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‪（龍）片っ端から‬
‪相手するには数が多い‬

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‪いきなり炭水化物は腹にくる‬

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‪まずは‬
‪きっちりサラダから攻めたる！‬

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‪えっ いきなりカレー？‬
‪こいつ… 本気か？‬

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‪しかし このメイン系のメンツ…‬
‪幹部クラス‬

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‪（つばを飲む音）‬

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‪（龍）‬
‪やばい取引やと分かっとんのに‬

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‪手を出さずにはおられへん！‬

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‪海鮮ドリア できたてで〜す‬

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‪（龍）な… やられた！‬

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‪あっ…‬

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‪皿のスペースはもうない！‬

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‪完璧にハメられた‬

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‪なんか悩んでたみたいだけど‬

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‪いっぱい取ったね‬

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‪フフフ…‬

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‪アハハハハッ‬

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‪取り過ぎた‬

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‪（龍のげっぷ）‬
‪（美久）大丈夫？‬

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‪まだや…‬
‪まだ ここの目玉が残っとる‬

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‪（虎二郎･龍）ぬうう…‬

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‪どけや‬

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‪まさか お前の獲物…‬

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‪丁寧に育てた旬の色とりどり‬
‪“ふわふわキッチン”特製…‬

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‪クリームチーズたっぷりの‬
‪フルーツタルト！‬

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‪（龍）分かっとんのか おどれ‬
‪（虎二郎）ああ？‬

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‪（龍）農家さんが丹精込めて‬

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‪すくすく育てた可愛い果物たち‬

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‪（虎二郎）‬
‪しっとり なめらかクリームと‬

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‪甘酸っぱい果物のコラボレーション‬

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‪サクサクのパイ生地‬

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‪味のコントラスト‬

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‪（主婦Ａ）近っ‬

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‪（虎二郎）あっ…！‬

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‪（主婦たち）ふんっ！‬

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‪（虎二郎）ガッ！‬

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‪（龍）なっ…‬
‪（虎二郎）なんて力…！‬

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‪（虎二郎･龍）くっ！‬

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‪（主婦Ｂ）ここは戦場よ‬

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‪（龍･虎二郎）強い！‬

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‪あれ？　デザートは？‬
‪なかったの？‬

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‪（龍）ああ…‬

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‪（美久）さっき取っといたの‬
‪一緒に食べる？‬

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‪（龍）美久！‬

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‪（美久の母）‬
‪随分 買い込んでるけど何するの？‬

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‪（美久の父）家族団らんと言えば‬
‪分かるか？　母さん‬

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‪（美久の母）ん？‬

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‪鍋！　…だよ‬

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‪（龍）ああ お義父(とう)さんお義母(かあ)さん‬

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‪（美久の母）こんにちは 龍くん‬

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‪（美久の父）んん…‬
‪（美久の母）ほら お父さん‬

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‪（せき払い）‬
‪（美久の父）まあ その…‬

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‪鍋しよう‬

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‪（龍）え… あっ はい！‬

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‪じゃあ 自分は準備を…‬

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‪君は座ってなさい‬

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‪えっ お義父さんが…？‬

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‪お義父さん？‬

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‪この動き… 美久と同じ！‬

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‪（美久）ん？‬

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‪（龍）お義父さん！‬

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‪お義父さん！‬

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‪お義父さーん！‬

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‪（美久の母）フフ… 龍くん‬
‪その人の料理は暴走列車‬

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‪止められるかしら？‬

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‪（龍の荒い息遣い）‬
‪（美久）タッちゃん‬

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‪私も手伝うね‬

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‪（龍）美久？　いや…‬

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‪（美久）お父さん 何したらいい？‬
‪（美久の父）ん？‬

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‪（龍）やばい‬
‪超武闘派親子が そろってもうた‬

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‪じゃあ 鍋のだし作りを‬

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‪オッケー　ヒヒヒッ…‬

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‪（龍）だしは鍋の命‬

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‪命だけは とらせへん！‬

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‪（美久の父）懐かしいな 美久‬
‪（美久）ん？‬

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‪（美久の父）昔はこうして‬
‪一緒に料理したもんさ‬

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‪“お父さん 手伝うんだ〜”って‬

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‪ウフフ… そうだっけ？‬

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‪（美久の父）お前は昔から‬
‪危なっかしい子どもだった‬

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‪いやいや そんなこと…‬

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‪（美久の父）走って転んだり‬
‪物 投げたり ラリアットしたり‬

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‪そのたび 肝を冷やしたもんさ‬

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‪（美久の父）だけど もう…‬
‪（龍）ん？‬

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‪私が守る必要は‬
‪ないのかもしれないな‬

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‪（美久の父）ふんっ！‬

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‪（龍）んっ…‬

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‪（美久の父）ん？‬

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‪守ってみせます‬

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‪龍くん…‬

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‪（美久の父）よし‬
‪仕上げにカレー粉にポン酢！‬

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‪（龍）え？‬
‪（美久）ごはん うどん 餅‬

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‪全部 入れちゃおう！‬

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‪（龍）まずい！‬

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‪（美久の母）くっ…！‬

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‪（美久の父）え？‬
‪（美久）ああっ…‬

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‪（美久の母）完成よ！‬

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‪（龍）これが…‬

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‪武闘派をまとめ上げる主婦力！‬

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‪（龍）さすがです お義母さん‬

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‪（美久の母）え？‬
‪（美久の父）ええ？‬

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‪（雅）うっ… うう…‬

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‪極道とは‬

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‪主夫の道にあり‬

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‪（龍）俺のシノギはまず‬
‪お弁当作りからや‬

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‪（雅）兄貴…‬
‪俺 頑張りますよ！‬

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‪なーんもあらへん‬

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‪買い物 行きたくねえ‬

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‪（いびき）‬

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‪なっ！　ああ…‬

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‪こんなことやあかん！‬
‪まずは今から さっと買い物 行っ…‬

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‪４時か…‬

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‪うん ４時‬

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‪うん？　４時？‬

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‪４… えっ マジで？‬

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‪起きたの昼やしなあ‬

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‪兄貴…‬

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‪今日はもう…‬

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‪ほら… ね？‬

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♪～

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～♪