さらばじゃ、ズボン
おい！ ズボーン！
それしかないんど…
そがぁなことがあるか…？
おかげでわしは金輪際、
この部屋を出んでもようなった…
It's all that I've ever known...
Callin' out to all
If you know what I mean...
It's all that I've ever known
Here am I, lost and found...
A dying scream makes no sound
Callin' out to all that I've ever known
わしは昨日まで神童と呼ばれとった男ど…
We live a dying dream...
How is this possible?
People were still calling me a prodigy only yesterday.
Catch the wheel that breaks a butterfly
years from now, I'll be
a NEET
Cry the rain that fills the ocean wide
a NEET
My pants!
I tried to talk with God to no avail
Is that the only path left?
Calling him up in-and-out of nowhere
Goodbye, pants.
Thanks to you, I'll never leave this room again.
I said if you won't save me
Please don't waste my time
Episode 9
The Man Who Lived Too Little
http://animetranscripts.wikispaces.com
信じられん！
Unbelievable!
ホンマ、カープにメジャーの大物が 移籍を表明しとるわ…！
All the Major League big shots have announced that they are transferring to the Carps!
But my request was to make the Carps win.
じゃけど、わしの依頼はカープの優勝じゃあ
It's not certain that they'll win.
まだ優勝するたぁ限らん
What do you mean?
何だよ！
だったら結果がすぐ出る頼み事にしろよな
You should've asked for something with instantly visible results.
Odds of the Carps winning the championship
今ん段階でも優勝の確率は99.98％か…
Right now, their chance of winning is already 99.98%.
それがお前の作った世間コンピューター？
Is that the World Computer you made?
Leave me alone.
ほっとけ
ってなんでそがなこと知っとんよ？
Hey, how did you know about that?
This is such a mystery.
分からんのう
How does calling an ordinary woman bring about a transaction like that?
あげな頭悪そうな姉ちゃんに電話しただけで
これほどのトレードが実現するたぁ
指紋認証か？
Fingerprint identification?
So, the other phone you have contains the logs of the other Selecao?
で、も一個の携帯にゃ別のセレソンの履歴が 記録されとるっちゅうんじゃの？
Yeah, most likely.
ああ、たぶん
付いて来いや、ビンテージ
Come with me, Vintage.
すごいな、ここ
This place is amazing.
ここはわしの秘密基地じゃ
This is my secret base.
This is Mononobe.
物部です
I've arrived.
いま着いたよ
Can you come down then?
それじゃあ、下まで降りてきてもらえます？
I've already parked my car.
車停めてますんで。 緑のステーションワゴンです
It's a green station wagon.
You know, Mononobe-san, I didn't expect you to travel down to Kyoto,
でもまさか 物部さんまで京都に来るとは思いませんでした
since No. 9 himself says he's not the Supporter.
９番はサポーターではないって言ってたから
Even so, I don't get along well with No. 9.
とはいえ、９番とはそりが合わないんです
I'm going to get pissed off if he gets in my way again.
また邪魔でもされたら堪ったもんじゃない
Indeed. Based on the logs alone, he doesn't seem to be the Supporter.
確かに、履歴だけ見れば
彼はサポーターに見えなくもないが、
確信的に日本中を穴だらけにした君と比べれば、
He's relatively passive compared to you, who brazenly put craters all over Japan.
あまりに受動的だ
True.
いえ。で、どうやって見つけます、９番？
So, how are you going to find No. 9?
Let's see... I guess we'll have to call up every taxi company one by one.
そうだな… タクシー会社に片っ端から電話でもかけるか
物部さんらしいな
Sounds like your style.
Although there's something I don't understand.
しかし、分からないもんですねえ
当時はあれだけ憎んでた官僚と いまは行動を共にしてるんだから
You used to hate bureaucrats so much, and yet now you're working with them.
失礼、元官僚でしたね
Ah, sorry, you've always been a bureaucrat.
Don't worry too much about that.
別に気にすることないよ
ノブレス・オブリージュ
Noblesse Oblige.
The duty of the elite?
持てるモンの義務か…
ほんじゃがセレソンちゅうんは わしのイメージしとった組織たぁずいぶん違うたのう
Well, this Selecao organization is quite different from what I imagined.
I thought it was something more American in style.
わしゃもっとこう、 アメリカ風の、民意の誘導狙うた
A nationalistic organization aiming to manipulate public opinion.
国家的組織かと思うとったんじゃけど
なんだ、その「民意の誘導」って？
What do you mean by "manipulate public opinion"?
Let's see...
ほうじゃのう…
例えば冷戦時代の赤狩りや、
Something like the Red Scare during the Cold War, or the 9/11 conspiracy theories that surfaced after the attacks.
9・11後唱えられるようになった アメリカ同時多発テロ
陰謀説みたいなヤツんことよ
そがなモンは 国力が低下しとるときんこそ発動される
Those sorts of things emerge when a nation is weak.
That's what Japan is like nowadays.
まさに、いまの日本がほうじゃ
Well, the terrorists at the forefront of these conspiracies probably don't even realize that.
ま、陰謀の先兵たるテロリスト本人が
そのことを知らんちゅう可能性もあるけどの
頭いいんだな、板津！
You're smart, Itazu!
Anyway, why did you start investigating the Selecao?
にしても、 どうやってセレソンのこと調べたの？
I became interested in this because of all the conspiracy nuts discussing Careless Monday on the net.
事件に興味持ったんは
一部の陰謀オタが ネットで迂闊な月曜日語っとったからじゃけど、
それとは別に、 失踪したニートどもの仇を取ってやろう思うたんよ
Furthermore, I was thinking of avenging the NEETs who went missing.
データ残っとるで
The data is still there.
What did Oosugi discover?
大杉はいったい何を見つけたというのだ
たっくんが犯罪者だーとか言ってたけど
He even said that Takkun is a criminal.
エデンサイトの書き込みでは、滝沢さん、 あと他に５つの名前を使い分けてるようですね…
Based on what's posted on Eden's site, Takizawa-san is using five other names.
Sis, ask Micchon what Takizawa's up to.
おネエ、みっちょんに滝沢の様子を聞いてみてくれ
Just ask her casually, since we don't really know what's going on.
まだ実情が分からないから、さり気なくさ
Okay.
分かったわ
Hello?
はい
Ah, Micchon? It's me.
ああ、みっちょん？ あたしだけど
今そばにたっくんいる？
Is Takkun with you now?
He's not with us.
え、いないけど、なんで？
Why?
Um... I was just wondering what you guys are doing.
ああ、みんなどうしてるかなーって思って
Takkun should be at Pants' place, trying to convince him to open the door.
たっくんなら、パンツんところで ドアを開けるように説得してるはずだけど？
Received Mail
Oosugi
Be
careful!
There's something important I need to tell you about Takizawa. Call me when he's not around.
I'm shopping with Saki right now.
こっちはいま、咲と二人で買い物中
I see. Call me when you learn something.
そう。じゃあまた何か分かったら連絡して
おネエ、何の用だったんだろう？
Just what does Sis want?
Is this the one?
これか？
What's this?
なんじゃこりゃ
Memory wipe program download from ATO Harima Neuroscience L...
The 12th of February... That was back when I was near the White House.
2月12日ってホワイトハウスのときだ
さっき言った、素っ裸でピストルと携帯ってヤツ
I told you about it before. I was naked, holding a gun and a cell phone.
播磨脳科学研究所？
Harima Neuroscience Institute?
You probably used that to erase your memory?
お前、これで記憶消したんじゃないんか？
Arrangement for ticket to Washington
Nippon Pacifico Sea Freight Full Container ship x2 Cha...
大型フルコンテナ船 2隻 チャーター
Charter two ultra large container ships?
Shibata Indstries Sea container x500
500 sea containers.
海上コンテナ500個
Was Hiura-san talking about this?
火浦さんが言ってたのはこれのことか
このコンテナの数からして、 二万人乗せて出港したんか？
Based on the number of containers listed, 20,000 people were placed in them and shipped out?
This is practically exporting NEETs.
まるでニートの輸出じゃのう
Do you know where the containers were shipped to?
コンテナの行き先、分かるか？
Dubai, in the U.A.E.
Destination/Dubai Round-trip freight rate
ドバイ首長国
Appeal to the MFA for the personal security of 20,000 people
You made some arrangements with the Department of Foreign Affairs before you shipped the NEETs out.
ニート輸出する前に なんか外務省に働きかけとるの
Buying a theater
Convenience store meal delivery for 20k people for 2 weeks
From the amount of food listed...
それにこの食料、
一応二万人しばらく養うとったんじゃないんか？
You housed those 20,000 people for quite a while.
Does that mean I couldn't have committed mass murder?
とすると、大量虐殺の線は消えたか
じゃな
Probably.
Next is...
あとは…
Stuff dating back to Careless Monday.
迂闊な月曜日の日付じゃ
Change the captions on streetside monitor
Propaganda truck/x150
What are these?
何だこれ？
よう分からんが、
I'm not sure, but this could be linked to the mysterious incident that took place near the missile impact site.
Propaganda truck/x150
Large charter bus/x100
これもしかするとミサイルの爆心地周辺で起きとったいう 不可思議な事件じゃないんか？
Large charter bus/x100
Obtain police uniforms/1000 outfits
Reserve a spacious evacuation center
Announce earthquake warning/Shindo 6S magnitude (JMA Scale)
The biggest reason why people believed the missile attacks to be a conspiracy was that, a few days earlier,
いやのう、あのミサイルテロが 陰謀じゃないんかと言われとる最大の理由の、
there were rumors that mysterious things happened in the six major cities.
ミサイルが落ちる数日前から主要六都市で
奇妙な出来事が多発したっちゅう噂があるんよ
A large number of unexploded bombs were suddenly discovered,
急に大量の不発弾が発見されたり、
and the earthquake warning systems malfunctioned and issued evacuation warnings.
地震警報の誤作動による避難勧告が出されたり
In the end, there wasn't a single casualty from the missile attacks.
結果、ミサイルによる犠牲者は皆無じゃったわけじゃけど、
However, most people who narrowly survived said, "I'm thrilled that I survived, but something just seems wrong."
命拾いした一般人からも、助かってよかったが、
なんか腑に落ちんちゅう証言は多数寄せられとったんよ
Back then, the media reported those statements,
当時マスコミもそのことを書き立てとったが、
but they were more focused on the government's reaction, and in the end, they brushed it all aside.
結局、政府の対応のマズさに世論が集中しとるうちに
それものうなってしもうたがの
他のセレソンの履歴も出せるか？
Can you bring up the logs of other Selecao?
Well then...
ほいじゃ
Look at this.
おおい、これ！
Bomb the ordinance-designated cities and the six major cities of Japan
「日本国主要政令都市6都市を空爆」？！
Bomb the major government ordinance cities of Japan, and six others?!
ミサイル撃ったんはコイツじゃないんか？
He's the one who launched the missiles?
パンツ！ 雑誌買ってきたよ
Pants!
We've bought the magazines.
Keep this a secret.
このことは内緒だぞ
分かっとる
I know.
Huh?
He let Takkun enter his room?
たっくん、部屋に入れてもらえたのかな？
Itazu-kun, what happened to you?!
板津くん、どうしちゃったの？！
What's wrong?
どうした？
You were much thinner before!
前はもっと痩せてたじゃん！
Don't say that! I'll get embarrassed.
やめろや。照れるじゃろうが
What are you doing? Is it because you haven't seen girls for a while?
なんだ。女の子と会うのひさしぶりだからか？
Well, come and take a seat.
「まあ、その辺に座りんさいや」
わしゃ招き猫かっ！
Do you think that I'm one of those lucky cats?!
勝手に招待すな！
Don't welcome guests without my permission!
They've become friends.
仲良くなってるし
頼まれてた週刊誌
It's the weekly pictorial magazines you asked us to get.
Oh, thanks.
お、ありがとう
I figured it out.
分かったよ
あそこの住人、 板津豊という工学部の学生だそうだ
Itazu Yutaka, an engineering student, lives there.
Is he a Selecao?
そいつ、セレソンじゃないんですか？
履歴全部を見ても、
I've checked all the logs, and there are no signs of other Selecao living in Kyoto besides you.
君のほかに京都在住のセレソンは見当たらないよ
じゃあ、なんで９番はこんなところに？
Then why did No. 9 come here?
ナンバー９のこれまでの行動から推理して、
Judging from what No. 9 has done so far, he probably has No. 4's Noblesse cell phone with him.
彼はおそらく ナンバー４のノブレス携帯を手に入れたんだ
I guess he's finally thought of reading the Selecao logs deleted from his phone, along with his memories.
それでようやく、 記憶とともに消してしまった
各セレソンの全履歴を読みなおそうと考えた
He's likely visiting the engineering student in order to do that.
そのために、 工学部の学生を訪ねたんじゃないかな？
So in the end, there weren't any messages or contacts left in the phone?
で、結局メールもアドレスも残ってなかったの？
残念ながらね
Isn't it a pity?
なーんだよ。せっかく京都まで来たのに
To think, we came all the way to Kyoto for nothing.
There wasn't anything stored in it in the first place.
元々、何も書き込まれてなかったんよ
わしクラスになると、いっぺんでも使うとったら
Someone with my level of ability can restore whatever data is in there in one shot.
データは復元できるんじゃけどのう
Did you find out where the phone was made or something like that?
じゃあ、どこの携帯かとかは？
さあな
I wonder... It's probably a hi-spec prototype that was made by some company.
たぶんどっかのメーカーが作った ハイスペックな試作品かなんかじゃろう
I'm not really familiar with stuff like that.
そこはわしにもよう分からん！
ま、長いこと引きこもっとけえのう、
Well, I did shut myself in here for a long time.
最近の携帯には疎いんよ
I've lost touch with recent cell phones.
うんうん
さて！ そろそろ帰るとするか！
Hey, isn't it time for us to head back?
The Shinkansen is still running, right?
まだあるよね？ 新幹線
Y-Yeah...
ああ、ある思うで
Should be.
Can you make the phone able to receive logs and so on again?
あの携帯、 また履歴とか受信できるようになるか？
I did manage to get it to boot up. It might be possible, if I disable the fingerprint recognition.
一応電源は入ったし、指紋認証解除できればの
I see.
そうか。じゃあ、このまま置いてくからさ、
I'll leave it with you then.
まずは古い履歴を解析してくれよ
Help me to analyze the old logs first.
I want to be the best in this game.
俺はこのゲーム、一番に上がりたいんだ
そりゃあ、一番以外殺されるいうんじゃ、
You'll have to work hard, since everyone other than the top player will be killed.
頑張るほかはないけどの
That's partly it, but I won't be happy until I've socked that Mr. Outside one!
それもあるけど、
とにかく俺は、ミスター・アウトサイドって奴を ぶん殴らなきゃ気が済まないんだ！
Don't you agree?
だってそうだろ！
自分だけ安全なとこから 日本を救えなんて言っといて、
He hides himself somewhere safe and just says, "Save Japan."
Isn't he just toying with our lives?
俺たちの人生を搾取してんだぜ？
そんな酔狂なオッサン、 鉄拳喰らわしてやんなきゃ気が済まねえよ！
I won't be satisfied until I let that whimsical old guy have a taste of my fist.
He might not necessarily be an old guy.
オッサンとは限らんじゃろうが
No way!
いいや！ こんなこと思いつくのは、 既に上がりを決め込んだオッサンに決まってる！
The only one to come up with something like this must be an old guy who has already risen up in the ranks of society!
What's this crap about "duties of the elite"?
何が持てる者の義務だ！
Itazu, didn't you say that you wanted to avenge the NEETs?
板津、お前だってニートの仇を取りたいって言ってたろ
I feel the same way.
俺も気持ちはおんなじなんだ
Didn't NEETs stage their own act of terrorism, of their own accord, in order to oppose those old guys?
ニートってのは、 そういったオッサンたちに対抗するために、
一人一人が自発的に始めたテロ行為なんだろ？
Well, I wasn't thinking about something that grand.
い、いや、わしらはそんなええもんじゃないけどの…
おもろそうじゃのう！
This seems interesting.
From a certain viewpoint, this is a wonderful way to change the world.
ある意味それも立派な世直しじゃ
僭越ながら手ェ貸すわ
This sounds arrogant, but I'll lend you a hand.
アドレス書いとけや、連絡するけぇ
Write your contact info on here.
I'll be in touch with you.
お待たせ。行こうか？
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Shall we go?
ああ、あのこれ。板津くんに渡そうと思って
U-Um... I want to give this to Itazu-kun...
あの…板津くん
Um... Itazu-kun?
ジャージ買っといたの
I bought you a jersey, but it might be a bit too small.
ちょっと小さいかもしれないけど、 よかったら使って
Use it if you like.
ああ。ほんなら貰うとくわ
Then I'll accept it.
私知ってるの。 滝沢くんの携帯に秘密があるってこと…
I know.
That there are secrets behind Takizawa-kun's cell phone.
ホントは普通の携帯じゃないんでしょ？
It isn't a normal cell phone, right?
悪いんじゃが、わしの口からは何も
Sorry, but I can't tell you anything.
どうしたー？
What's wrong?
何でもなーい！
It's nothing!
There are things you're better off not knowing.
知らん方がええこともあるで
That's No. 9.
あいつがナンバー９だよ
W-What should we do?
どうします？
彼は後からでも何とかなるよ
We'll deal with him later.
それより…
More importantly...
こっちのアプリケーションからアクセスしたら
If I use this application to access it, can I decrypt the detailed logs?
詳細ログ開けるんじゃないか～？
よっしゃあ！
I did it!
I'm the best!
冴えとるで、わし！
What was Vintage doing?
なんなあ、あのビンテージ
初めはいけ好かんあんちゃんじゃと思うとったけど、
Initially, I though that he was pretty creepy and suspicious,
but he wasn't involved in those missile incidents.
ミサイルテロどころか、
He used Juiz to evacuate everyone who lived near the epicenter of the explosions.
ジュイスこき使うて爆心地の住人、 全員避難させとるんじゃんかい
Don't worry!
安心せい！
You're not a criminal but a hero!
お前、犯罪者どころか英雄じゃったで！
Oh, there's someone who hacked into the JMSDF's system.
海自のシステムに介入しとった奴おったのお
Bomb the ordinance-designated cities and the six major cities of Japan
Obtain military advisors
Nagasaki, Niihama, Kobe
Hack a Tomahawk missile strike
Planned launch:
Targets: Sapporo, Senday, Nagoya, Osaka, Fukuoka, Nerima
Toyosu, Shinbanba/Aomono Lane, Shiba Park, Yokohama
Display flying objects on radar to cause missile attack
Hack Maritime SDF radar
Okamata Chusaku, Morono Makoto, Shindo Daisuke, Muto Tsutomu, Hama Soshi
海自のシステムハッキングしたいうことは…
Why did he hack into their system?
なるほどお
I see.
To make a fake airplane appear on the radar,
レーダー上に幻の機影を映し出し、
トマホークミサイルを発射させた
and launch a Tomahawk missile at it.
なんなあ、あのジュイスっちゅう姉ちゃん
Hard to imagine, but that Juiz lady went all out.
相当な切れモンじゃのう
Back during the "mercy" incident with the Prime Minister,
しかも首相のギャフン発言のとき、
質問しとった野党議員にはホンマの情報つかましといて、
the opposition party member who was doing the questioning managed to find out the truth.
But they secretly switched the name of the informer to that of his mistress.
情報ソースだけ 愛人からのメールじゃちゅうことにすり替えたんじゃ…！
In other words, the person who made the phones pretty much has to have control of the state.
とすると、やっぱ携帯作ったんは、 国家権力に近しい存在
何じゃと？！
What is this?!
This... is bad.
ヤバいって…
I have to tell him.
あいつに知らせんと！
Crap!
なんなら！
Forget about power, my contract was terminated!
電源どころか、 契約とうに切れとるじゃないかい！
Takizawa Akira
あいつ…！ メアドぐらい書いとけやああ！
Idiot! Why didn't you write your e-mail address!
Matsui Sports
It's tiny...
ちっちゃ…
やっぱり、ジュイスに頼んで何とかしますか？
Shouldn't we ask Juiz to do something?
やはりな
It's as I thought.
これを解析したのか？
Did you analyze this?
Did he see the data that was on it?
この中のデータをあいつは見たのか？
何させるんですか？！
What did you make me do?
僕が、人殺しになってしまうじゃないですか！
Aren't I a murderer now?
これから何十万、何百万という人間を ミサイルで消滅させんとする英雄が
Don't be scared of killing one person when you're going to be a hero who kills tens,
if not hundreds of thousands of people in the future with your missile attacks.
人ひとり轢いたくらいでビビってるんじゃないよ！
メール環境が復活しているな
The mailing features have been restored.
Did you fix this?
これ、君が直したのか？
ほうか…
I see... You two are Selecao?
お前らセレソンかい？
Forget it.
まあいい
So what is No. 9 going to do now?
それで？ ナンバー９は これから何をしようとしてるんだ？
ミスター・アウトサイド… 殴ったる言うとったわ
Sock Mr. Outside one.
You're the ones who launched the missile attacks?
お前、ミサイル撃った奴か…？
お前らなんぞ、英雄じゃないわ…
You're not heroes.
ホンマの英雄は…の
The real hero is...
結城くん
Yuuki-kun, ask Juiz to scrap the car.
ジュイスに車の廃棄を依頼しておけ
Attack Japan with missiles to take us back to the post-WW2 era
Missile attack on Izu
Bomb the ordinance-designated cities
and the six major cities of Japan
Obtain military advisors
Make the sender have the name of MP Yamamoto's lover
Resupply missiles
Hack surveillance satellite
Recreate image, induce preemptive attack
Hack Tomahawk missiles deployed to cruiser
Transferring data
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Attack Japan with missiles to take us back to the post-WW2 era
Hack surveillance satellite
Induce preemptive attack
60 Tomahawk mi...
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Transferring data
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years from now, I'll be
a NEET still
Today, I'm
a hero, and dead
Hello?
もしもし？
ナンバー９か？
No. 9?
Who are you?
お前…誰だ？
What was this place used for?
ここ、何に使ってたのかしら…？
Hirasawa!
平澤！
エデンサイトは見たか？
Did you look at Eden's website?
Yeah.
ああ
来てみろよ
夜は封印
Come and take a look.
戸惑い混じれば終わる
I'll kill you, Takizawa Akira!
迷い出すぐらいならいっそ
わ け
理由も捨てよう
また夢に溺れる
不確かに続いてく未来
まだ君を許せる
意味を知れる
耳を澄ますための夜
その理由を真似て変われる
君の呼吸を知るために
未来の根を切っても構わない