[Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes PlayResX: 960 PlayResY: 540 LayoutResX: 960 LayoutResY: 540 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Yu Gothic,46,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H7F000000,1,0,0,0,100,100,4,0,1,2,2,1,0,0,0,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}犬の{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ほえる声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.14,0:00:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,383)\fscx50\fscy50}おやじどの Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.14,0:00:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}親父殿{\fscx50}){\fscx100}イッテ~… Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.14,0:00:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}いきなりハチに刺されたわ Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}おかん{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}あら{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ヤダ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}腫れてるじゃないの Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.55,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,383)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50\fscy50}あらかわ Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.55,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}({\fscx100}荒川{\fscx50}){\fscx100}何バチだった? Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.55,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)}スズメバチ Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.15,0:00:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}おかん{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.15,0:00:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}えっ⁉{\fscx50} {\fscx100}早く病院行きなさいよ! Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.15,0:00:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)}大丈夫だよ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}こんくらい Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.15,0:00:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)}風呂入ってくるわ Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.15,0:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}風呂{\fscx50} {\fscx100}空いたぞ~ Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.16,0:00:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}荒川{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}おかん{\fscx50}){\fscx100}《ファンシーな Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.16,0:00:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)}模様になってる!》 Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}すぐに親父殿を病院へ連れていき Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}事なきを得たのであった{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.16,0:00:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}今回は{\fscx50} {\fscx100}親父殿の更なる➡ Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.17,0:00:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)\c&H0000FFFF}激ヤバエピソードを Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.17,0:00:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ご紹介しましょう{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.17,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}これから語るのは{\fscx50} {\fscx100}荒川農園 Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.17,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}存続の危機に陥ったときのお話{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}それは{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}とある日の早朝{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}親父殿とNさんが Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}遠方に大根を納品して帰る途中…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,437)\fscx50}(スキール{\fscx100}音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}衝撃音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.18,0:00:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}親父殿の不注意により➡ Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.19,0:00:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}ダンプカーで排水路に Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.19,0:00:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ダイブしてしまったのである{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.19,0:00:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)}イデデデッ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}アアッ… Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.19,0:00:59.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}ダンプカーの前面がつぶれ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.19,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}押し出されたハンドルが Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.19,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}腹にめり込んでしまったのだが…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}ハンドルを回して Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}どうにか脱出に成功{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.13,0:01:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}あ~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}死ぬかと思った Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.13,0:01:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)}帰って風呂入って寝るわ Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.13,0:01:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}Nさん{\fscx50}){\fscx100}いや{\fscx50} {\fscx100}病院行こうよ! Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.14,0:01:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}Nさんのダンプカーで Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.14,0:01:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}地元の病院へ向かうことになり…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.14,0:01:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}そこで親父殿に Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.14,0:01:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}衝撃の事実が告げられた{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.14,0:01:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}医師{\fscx50}){\fscx100}内臓が破裂しています… Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.14,0:01:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}親父殿{\fscx50}){\fscx100}へっ? Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.55,0:01:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}すぐに救急車に乗せられ Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.55,0:01:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}より大きな病院へ移動{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.15,0:01:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}しかし{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}内臓破裂による Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.15,0:01:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}血圧の低下で{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}手術が行えず➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.15,0:01:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}意識不明の状態で Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.15,0:01:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}留め置かれることに…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.15,0:01:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}このとき Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.15,0:01:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}自宅で待機していた私のもとへ➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.16,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}Nさんから現状報告が{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.16,0:01:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}☎{\fscx50}({\fscx100}Nさん{\fscx50}){\fscx100}血圧が{\fscx50} {\fscx100}まだ戻らなくて Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.16,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)}意識不明のままなんだよ… Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.16,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}え~っ… Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}この時点で Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}最悪の事態を覚悟する…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.17,0:01:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}…と同時に Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.17,0:01:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}今後の荒川農園の経営について➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.17,0:01:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}シミュレーションしてしまう Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.17,0:01:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}私の農家脳{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.17,0:01:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}☎{\fscx50}({\fscx100}Nさん{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.17,0:01:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}大丈夫⁉{\fscx50} {\fscx100}気をしっかり持って! Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.17,0:01:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}すみません Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.17,0:01:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}シミュレーションしてました! Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.17,0:01:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}☎{\fscx50}({\fscx100}Nさん{\fscx50}){\fscx100}シミュレーション⁉ Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.18,0:01:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}そうこうしているうちに Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.18,0:01:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}親父殿の血圧が安定したため➡ Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.18,0:01:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H0000FFFF}手術が始まり…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.18,0:01:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}父さん{\fscx50} {\fscx100}手術{\fscx50} {\fscx100}成功だって! Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.18,0:01:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ハァ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}良かったぁ Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.48,0:02:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}親父殿は Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.48,0:02:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}一命を取り留めたのであった{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.19,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}小腸を30センチくらい Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.19,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)}切ったみたいよ Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}なんか{\fscx50} {\fscx100}腸のあちこちに Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)}穴が空いてたとかでね… Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.12,0:02:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}その穴から Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.12,0:02:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}事故起きる前に食べたラーメンが Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.13,0:02:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}はみ出してたんだって Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.13,0:02:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ラーメン{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}消化悪いな! Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.13,0:02:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}ちなみに Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.13,0:02:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}親父殿が入院している間➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.13,0:02:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}たくさんの方々が Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.13,0:02:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}農作業を手伝ってくれたので➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.13,0:02:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}秋の収穫期を Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.13,0:02:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}無事{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}乗り越えることもできた{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.14,0:02:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF}ご近所さんの土起こし Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.14,0:02:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}めっちゃうま~い Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.14,0:02:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}親父殿も{\fscx50} {\fscx100}2~3か月の入院が Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.14,0:02:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}必要と言われていたが…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.14,0:02:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,437)}ただいま~ Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.14,0:02:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}1か月ほどで{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あっさりと退院{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.15,0:02:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF}回復{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}早くね⁉ Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.15,0:02:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}親父殿{\fscx50}){\fscx100}内臓破裂だから Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.15,0:02:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}一度{\fscx50} {\fscx100}腸を全部出して➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.15,0:02:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}腹の中を全部洗ったんだってよ Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.15,0:02:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)}そんで{\fscx50} {\fscx100}腸を戻してから Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.15,0:02:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}腹ぁ縫ってもらったんだが➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.16,0:02:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)}ヘソの位置が Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.16,0:02:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)}中心からズレちまったんだ Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF}おお{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ホントだ Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,317)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}この人が死ぬことは Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,377)\c&H0000FFFF}ないんじゃないかと思った…{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.17,0:02:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,137)}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}百姓貴族おじさんだ! Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.17,0:02:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,137)}こっち向いて{\fscx50} {\fscx100}百姓貴族おじさん! Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.18,0:02:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}そして{\fscx50} {\fscx100}最後に Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.18,0:02:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}おかんは{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}こう語る{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.18,0:02:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)}父さんが手術した日に➡ Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.18,0:03:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}私も付き添いで Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.18,0:03:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}同じ病室に泊まったんだけどね… Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.12,0:03:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}心電図の信号音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.12,0:03:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)}夜中に{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ふと目が覚めたんで Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.12,0:03:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}父さんのほうを見てみたら… Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.12,0:03:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}腹の上に{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おばあさんが乗ってんの Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.13,0:03:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}そのおばあさんは{\fscx50} {\fscx100}親父殿の Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.13,0:03:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}親戚に{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}そっくりだったらしい{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.13,0:03:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}<{\fscx100}もしかしたら{\fscx50} {\fscx100}守護霊 Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.13,0:03:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}…なのかもしれません{\fscx50}> Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.14,0:03:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(712,497)}♬~ Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.16,0:03:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(712,497)}♬~