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Tell
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Ooooh, ouch...
Inuyashiki Ichiro
Come on, hurry up. Your father's waiting.
（万理江(まりえ)）ほら 早く お父さん 待ってるわよ
（麻理(まり)）ねえ 何でさあ 今頃 家建てたの？
Hey, so why did you decide to finally get a house now?
（万理江）うーん ほら この人 ローン嫌いだから
You know how he hates loans.
Right, honey?
ねっ
Well, whatever. Just happy to get my own room.
まあ いいや こいつと部屋 分かれるだけでも
（剛史(たけし)）最高の日だよ
Best day ever.
It's a left here, right?
（万理江）ああ そこ左でしょ
Oh, yeah.
（犬屋敷）ん？ うん
（麻理）は… マジ？
For real?
すごいじゃん お父さん頑張ったね
This place is amazing. Good job, Dad.
Actually...
い… いや あの…
Oh, you're the new next-door neighbors. Or maybe I should say rear-door?
（織田(おだ)の父）ああ お隣… ていうか 裏に越されてきた
ハハッ こんにちは 織田です
Nice to meet you. I'm Oda.
What?
はあ？
It's over this way.
こっちこっち
Yeah, this is more what I expected.
まあ こんなもんか
It's freaking tiny.
ちっさ…
Okay, shall we start unpacking?
さあ 荷ほどきするか
Why did we buy a house so far from the street?
何でさあ こんな奥まった土地 買ったの？
It's pitch dark in the middle of the day.
昼なのに真っ暗だよ
No different from the apartment.
団地と変わんねえじゃん
お腹すいたでしょ？ ファミレス行こっか
Is everyone hungry? You guys want to go out to eat?
I saw a Royal Host nearby.
（剛史）さっき近くに ロイホあったよ
You guys okay with Royal Host?
ロイホでいい？
（麻理）うん
Yeah.
（犬屋敷）あっ イテッ！
Ow...
イテテテ… うーん
（ため息）
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Hi, I'd like to order delivery please.
あっ 出前 お願いします ざる１枚
One order of zaru noodles.
Yes. Oh, a minimum of 1,000 yen?
はい あっ 1000円から？ じゃあ…
In that case...
（男子生徒）その ばばあがさ 腰抜かしちゃってさ
Yeah, this old bitch threw out her back.
（女子生徒）ウケる～
I just put it up on Twitter.
（男子生徒） おい ツイッターに上げたよ ちょっと見て見て
Check it out.
（女子生徒）見して 見して～ （男子生徒）マジか
For real?
Seriously, is this for real?
（女子生徒）ウッソ マジこれ？ （男子生徒）アハハハ…
（男子生徒）あっ （男性生徒）何だよ
What the hell?
The hell is your problem?
何こいつ
I'm talkin' to you, old man!
おい じじい てめえ！
You gonna punch him?
お！ 殴んの 殴んの？
What's up? This geezer do something?
何 どうしたの？ そのじじい 何かやったの？
Just leave it.
（女子生徒） ちょっと やめときなよ～ つかまっちゃうって
You'll get arrested.
What the hell are you doing?
（男子生徒）おい 何やってんだよ
バーカ 拭け拭け～
Clean it up, idiot.
You guys wanna hit Disneyland?
（男子生徒） なあ 今からランド行かねえ？ まだ花火 見れっかもよ
Might still be able to see the fireworks.
はあ？
（犬屋敷）うんうん うんうん
What's with the dog?
（麻理）ちょっ… 何 その犬
It's kind of... big.
なんか デッカい
We're not keeping it, are we?
まさか飼うの？
（犬屋敷）うん
We are.
What about a dog house?
犬小屋どうする？ これから作るの？
Are you going to build one?
I can't do that to the poor thing.
そんなの かわいそうだろ 家の中で飼うよ
We'll keep her inside.
えー？
Ew, no! It'll stink up the house.
やだ もう 家の中 臭くなるし
うーん 分かった じゃあ 部屋で飼うよ
Okay, I'll keep her in my room, then.
ハハハ… おいしいか？ うん？
Is it good? You like that?
もっと ゆっくり食べな
You can take your time.
アハ… アハハハ…
はな子(こ)… お前は“はな子”だよ
Hanako.
Your name is Hanako.
Hanako.
はな子
（犬屋敷）高血圧 糖尿病 高脂血症？
High blood pressure, glycosuria, hyperlipidaemia...?
Okay, take a deep breath.
（レントゲン技師） はい 息吸ってください
Fifty-eight?
（医者）58？
You certainly don't look that old.
（医者）58に見えないねえ （犬屋敷）よく言われます
I get that a lot.
I see. You're fifty-eight.
（医者）ああ そっか58か かわいそうに
That's really unfortunate.
（犬屋敷）え？
（医者）あー 胃ガンだね
You've got stomach cancer.
は？
I'd say you've got about three months.
（医者）もって３カ月くらいかなあ
Welcome.
いらっしゃいませ
（生徒）そういえば犬屋敷さん 織田君ちの隣なんでしょ？
Oh, hey, you live next to Oda's house, right?
Hmm? Oh, yeah.
え？ ああ うん
Did you know that Oda's dad is a famous manga author?
（生徒）織田君の親って 有名なマンガ家なんだよ
（麻理）へえー
（生徒）えっ ていうか いいの？ 携帯
Do you need to get that?
（麻理）うん 親父からだし
No. It's just my dad.
Have your parents raise your allowance.
（生徒）もっと小遣い上げてもらえ
（生徒）ハハハッ これっぽっちじゃ しょうもない
This is all he's got? Sucks to be him.
（生徒）ハハハッ これっぽっちじゃ しょうもない
（剛史のため息）
Dad
（剛史）チッ
Dad
Life is so short.
（犬屋敷） いのち短し
恋せよ乙女
Fall in love, young maidens.
う… う… うう…
（麻理）あ…
Hello.
（奈緒(なお)）こんにちは
あのな…
Hey, listen...
Is that your grandpa?
（奈緒）おじいちゃん？
Yeah.
（麻理）うん…
（万理江）あっ
あ… あのな…
There's something I–
Hanako just pooped inside the house.
もう！ はな子 家の中でウンコしたのよ
If you're not going to train her properly, you have to keep her outside.
ちゃんと しつけしないなら 外で飼ってよね
What? Do you have something to say?
何？ 何か言いたいの？
No.
い… いや
If I actually told them, would they even cry about it?
（犬屋敷）ちゃんと話せば みんな泣くのかな
Would they cry for me?
泣いてくれるのかな…
（荒い息遣い）
（犬屋敷）え？
Any damage?
（宇宙語）
No damage to our systems.
However, we did destroy two intelligent life-forms.
Restore them at once.
We only have weapon units available.
Stop. That would doom the planet.
Not our problem. We need to leave as soon as possible.
Initiate.
（犬屋敷）う… うーん
あ…
Was I asleep?
寝てたのか 僕は
My mouth doesn't feel dry though.
にしては 口の中 イガイガしないな
I actually feel refreshed.
なんかスッキリしてる
そういえば僕 死ぬんだっけ
I guess I forgot. I'm going to die, aren't I?
Let's go home.
帰ろう
ハァ…
（万理江）え？ 何やってんの？
What are you doing?
Nothing.
ああ いや
喉が渇いて
I was just feeling thirsty.
おかしいなあ 腰の痛みがない
That's strange. My back doesn't hurt anymore.
（女性）あっ （犬屋敷）おおっ
（女性）ごめんなさい！
I'm so sorry.
I'm okay.
大丈夫
ああ？
I've been seeing without lenses?
レンズないのに…
Okay, take a deep breath.
（レントゲン技師）はい 息吸って
Huh? This is weird.
（レントゲン技師）あれ？ 何これ
（レントゲン技師）うん？
あ！ 何これ
What the heck?
That can't be right.
（医者）いや 違うでしょう
Maybe the machine is broken.
（医者）壊れてんじゃないの？
（医者）何なの これ
Seriously, what is going on?
（医者）何なの これ
（犬屋敷）ハァ… ああ…
ああ… 気分が悪い
I feel sick...
ハァ… 万理江
I feel...
What is this?
何だ？ これ
（犬屋敷）ああ… 何だこれ
What is this?
うわっ ああ…
Steam? What's going on?
ゆ… 湯気… ああ！ なんてことだ！
ん？
What's wrong with Hanako?
（万理江）何？ はな子どうしたの？
She's fine! It's nothing!
いや 大丈夫！ 何でもないよ！
ああ！ ああ… ハァ
That was scary.
ビックリした ビックリした
My goodness, what was that?
何だったんだ おい
ハァ ハァ ハァ…
It's okay, Hanako.
大丈夫だよ はな子
Are you okay?
大丈夫 大丈夫
It's okay.
It's okay, see?
うん 大丈夫 大丈夫だ
うわあー！
ああ！ ああ！
Take Hanako outside if she's going to be barking like that, honey.
（万理江） もう！ はな子 ほえるなら 外につないできてよ お父さん！
うわああー！ おおー！
うおおー！ あ！
（荒い息遣い）
I-Is that what I ate yesterday?
（犬屋敷）昨日 食べたもの？
Huh?
あれ？
うん？
あ… あれ？
W-W-W-What is this?
な… 何だこれ？
What is this? What?
これ 何だこれ？
あ… ぐああ！
何て…
Oh my...
Oh my God.
何てこった
私は何だ？
What am I?
Why me?
何のために…
こんなにも悲しいのに 涙も出ない
I'm so sad, but I can't even shed a tear.
うう… 涙も出ない
I can't even shed a tear.
Oh, that's right. That young man.
そうか あの若者も…
どこかに… あの若者に会いたい
I need to find him and meet with him.
私と同じように悩んでるはずだ
He must be going through the same struggle I am.
（男性）ああ 仕事？ まんずまんず
Work? It's not bad.
I'm in some kinda work program.
「ビッグイシュー」て知ってっか？
うん 今度は真面目だから
I'm takin' it seriously this time.
I swear it.
真面目だから
So I was thinkin', Toshie...
ほんでさ トシエ
So, Toshie,
おめえさ トシエ その… もう一回
do you think we could try...
え？
Do you think you would be willin' to,
だから もう一回さ おらとさ その…
y'know, try again with me?
ダメだべか？
No?
ダメだべか？
Line engaged
え？ ホ… ホントに？
Really? Ya sure it's all right?
まんだ ええのか？
ああ… 夢見てるよんだあ
I must be dreamin'.
ああ ありがとう
Thank you.
ああ 死ぬ気で働く
I'll work real hard.
I'll make you so happy.
幸せさするから
ああ！
Did you bring the fireworks?
（中学生）花火 持ってきた？
（犬屋敷）ん？
Time to kill the cockroaches.
（犬屋敷）ん？
（中学生） ゴキブリ退治 ゴキブリ退治
Are those kids' voices?
（中学生） ゴキブリ退治 ゴキブリ退治
子供… の声？
Where's the cockroach?
子供… の声？
ゴキブリどこ？
（男性）神様 ありがとうございます
Thank you, God.
おら 精いっぱい頑張るじゃ
I'm gonna work hard and do my best.
ああ うれしいじゃ うれしいじゃ
I'm so happy.
ん？
ええ？
Whiff.
（中学生）ハズレ～ （中学生）ちゃんと狙え バカ
You gotta aim, idiot.
あっ ああ！ ヤベえ ヤベえ
Oh, no. Oh, no.
うわ！
Don't let him get away.
（中学生）逃がすなよー
Hurry up.
（中学生）早く早く
Please! I'm 'bout to move back in with my lil' lady tomorrow!
（男性）頼むじゃ！ 明日っから まんた女房と暮らすんだ
I even got me an apartment.
アパートも借りたんで 頼むして
Please! I'm gonna be workin' like a proper man!
ちゃんと働いて暮らすはんで
He's saying something. Not sure what, though.
（中学生）何か言ってる 意味 分かんねえ
The hell kind of language is that?
（中学生）何語？ どこ弁？
Just make it quick.
（中学生）早くしろよ 早く
（中学生）ついた よし
Got it.
Yes.
（中学生たち）やれやれー！
Do it, do it!
（男性）うわあ！
あ… ああ… ああ！
ああー！
行こう
Let's go.
（男性）ううっ ああ… ああー！
Yeah! Go, go!
うわあ… ああー！
（男性）うわっ あ… あ…
あ… うう！
へばな トシエ 幸せになってけろ
Goodbye, Toshie.
Hope ya have a nice life.
Goodb–
へば… ん？
え？
The cockroach has a friend!
（中学生）ゴキブリの仲間 来た 仲間が来た！
Shoot him, shoot him!
（中学生）撃て撃て
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
アッチ！ アチチチ アチチチ
熱い熱い… アチチ！
Ow, that's so hot!
やめなさい 君たち
Knock it off, you...
Hey, he's coming closer.
（中学生）何あいつ？ 止めてくんだけど
（中学生）ヤベえ 近づいてくる
Crap, he's almost here!
We're out of fireworks.
（中学生）花火 もうないっけ？
（犬屋敷のせき込み）
え？
やめて… やめて…
Stop. Stop this.
（中学生）えい！ （中学生たち）うおー！
（中学生）まだ頭やんないで
Take this!
Don't hit his head yet.
They stop moving when you hit them in the head.
頭やったら すぐ動かなくなるからさ
（中学生）おらあ！
Did you hear that sound? That had to be his neck.
（中学生）ゴキンっていった 絶対 首の骨いったよね
I told you not to hit him in the head.
（中学生）頭やんなって 言ったじゃん
That was quick.
（中学生）ホント？ （中学生）死んだ
He's dead.
Wanna do the other guy now?
（中学生）あっちのヤツもやんの？
Get behind him.
（中学生）後ろから回って
Life is so fleeting.
（中学生）はかないな～ 命って
（中学生）今度は足からやってね
Start with the legs this time.
They can't get away then.
足やると逃げられなくなるからさ
Somebody, help me.
（男性）助けて… けろ
You do it, then.
Help me.
助けて お願い
Please, God, save me.
助けて 神様
（中学生）頭ダメだって
Don't hit him in the head, okay?
（中学生）フッ ダメじゃん
Come on.
（一同）うわあ！
（男性）うう… あ…
（中学生）何なんだよ
Let's get out of here.
（中学生）何だよ 行くぞ （中学生）う… ああ
Come on, let's go.
（中学生たち）待てよ おい
Anti-Roach Vulcan Cannon
Ti
Time
Time to go
Time to go have
Time to go have so
Time to go have some
Time to go have some fun
Time to go have some fun and
Time to go have some fun and sto
Time to go have some fun and stomp
Time to go have some fun and stomp so
Time to go have some fun and stomp some
Time to go have some fun and stomp some ro
Time to go have some fun and stomp some roach
Time to go have some fun and stomp some roaches,
Time to go have some fun and stomp some roaches, lel
Time to kill some cockroaches.
（中学生）ゴキブリ退治 ゴキブリ退治
Where's the roach at?
（中学生）ゴキブリどこ？ （中学生）屋根あるとこ
The covered bench.
What's this?
何これ
That's messed up.
ひどい
Mari, can you come down here?
麻理 ちょっと来て テレビおかしいのよ
Something's wrong with the TV.
Found their IDs.
What? We're on TV?
（中学生）え？ テレビ出てんの？ うちらが？
Dude, they have our pictures and names.
（中学生）２ちゃんに 顔と名前 さらされてるって
Who the hell filmed this?
（中学生）誰が撮ったんだよ これ
It's over.
終わった
Our lives are over.
俺たち 終わった…
ああ 生き返った
Oh, I'm alive again.
（男性）あ… あんた 大丈夫だか？ 病院さ行くべ
Are you okay?
I can take you to a hospital.
I'm okay. I just blacked out.
大丈夫 気を失ってただけだから
え…
ああ…
You heard my prayer!
あんた神様だ
自分が死にそうになっても おらの命ば救ってけた
You coulda died, but you came an' saved my life anyway!
ありがとう ホントにありがとう
Thank you.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
ああ ヘヘヘ… いやいや 立って ほら
Please, that's not necessary. You can stand.
I'm not gonna waste this second chance you gave me.
（男性）あんたから もらった命 大切さすっから
Wait...
（犬屋敷）あれ？
僕が命を救った
I saved a life.
I saved someone's...
僕が人の命を…
ううう…
I am a person.
僕は人間だ 心ある人間だ
I'm still a person with a heart.
I feel alive.
生きてる感じがする
I am Inuyashiki Ichiro.
犬屋敷壱郎(いちろう)だ
Can you hear my voice right now?
kikoeteimasu ka boku no koe ga
Are the people you love still with you?
taisetsu na hito wa mou imasu ka
They may seem far away and be closer than you think,
tooi you de angai soba ni iru yo
but you still probably can't even see me.
kimi ni wa boku ga mienain darou kedo
If I say, "Don't forget about me," I'm sure it'd cause problems for you.
wasurenaide nante ieba kimi wa komaru darou kara
So I said, "It's okay to forget," up until the bitter end.
wasurete ii yo nante saigo made tsuyogatta
Even if I said, "I want you to realize,'' after all this time.
kidzuite hoshii yo tte imasara tsutaetara
I bet you'd just smile, with a troubled look on your face.
yappari komatta kao shite warau ka na
Don't say that you love your current life.
ima no hibi o aisanaide
Can't you see I'm not there with you?
soko ni wa boku wa inain da yo
The things we shared effortlessly made me so happy.
nanigenai koto ga shiawase datta tte
I guess that goes without saying...
atarimae desho
If only I could have my wish granted...
moshimo negai kanau no nara
If only you would smile by my side...
tonari de waratte kureru no nara
You were the one who taught me of love.
ai o oshiete kureta kimi to mata
～
I just wish I could see you again.
mouichido aitai