August 2018
A month of record-breaking high temperatures across all of Japan
...Hm? Huh.
Eh.. Why!?
The saturn isn't reading disc..!?
Huh!?
This is a symptom of the CD-reading laser deteriorating over time and grtting weaker.
What!?
Wh-Why?
No way! You're kidding? No way!
Uncle, Calm down.
Why? Why? Why?
We can probably fix it!
No way! No way!
Why! Why!
What? No way! Why?
No way!
I was surprised.
You were both sweating and fiddling with the machine.
I'm glad someone posted the fix on the internet, Uncle.
Yeah, I never thought I could see a 64-bit CPU.
But, Saturn suddenly broke down.
It must be from the heat.
Who wants ice cream?
Me!!
Meee!!
Dad and Chiaki got this while fishing.
I threw in the ice cream myself.
Can't you cool off with some ice magic?
Eh!
Oh..
-Ooooooh!!!
Aaaaaah!!!
Thank you, Suzumiya-san!!
Who?
I’m more worried that neither of you thought of it...
Hmm...The heat might be a part of it, but...
Maybe it’s a lingering aftereffect of the temporary dragon form
but caring about those things just petty to me.
I know. Dragons don’t have a care in the world about things like their future...
We could be dragons again!
Stop escaping to dragon form!
You should buy an air conditioner!
I'd Love to, but the money's not there...
It adds to the electric bill too.
Ooh, I know! What if
you took the videos you played with your memory recollection spell and post them to youtube as-is?
Oh there's an idea...
Absolutely Not.
Why not?
Uncle, can you visualize what I'm thinking right now?
Let's see. It’s "ICURAS YUUL ELRAN,” So..
Memory spirit!
Display what he envisions.
The minotaur didn't even do anything, poor guy (' ;ω; ') You made a whole spectacle out of killing an animal...I'm shaking rn I'm so mad Does this guy even have a hunting license? P.sure that light sword length is illegal under the Firearms and Sword Control Law Gotta wonder if he got siblings' permission before filming them Probably not This is animal abuse. Reported to Youtube. Dude this is unedited guro, just OUT You guys are getting bent out of shape over CG Aaand it's over lol the guy in the suit's job lasted like 3 second lol
This would happen, guaranteed.
People would write those things..?
I would. I'd complain just for the hell of it.
You really are big into online stuff...
..With that established..Any other magic ideas?
Hmm. What spirit could I get favor from..?
Hey... It's Kind of late to ask, But,
What's the deal with these spirits anyway?
Hm?
You know, how they look and stuff.
Ah!
If were talking fantasy-world spirits, they've
DARK SPIRIT LIGHT SPIRIT KUROCHE KILIGHD
gotta take the form of beautiful women, right?
No, they don't really have forms.
Eh
I call them spirits, but they're more like the collective
collective wills of phenomena
I just hear their voices here and there.
It's
They... can talk, right?
Sure, they basically can.
It’s like... Their wills sort of drift into my mind.
They're doing it now!
I hear ‘em... Heh-heh-heh... I hear
the voices of all kinds of beings...
Is it safe for you to converse with them like that, uncle?
Hm? What do you mean?
You know... Mentally...
Oh... heh heh...
Well... You can see for yourself.
A cow head.
Let's buy a cow head.
Huh?
There's a wagyu-beef cattle head on amaz@n for five million yen...
They have those!?
Five million yen, Huh...?
Where did this come from?
Well, the ice spirit’s demanding compensation for the cooling spell.
You have to compensate them!?
Sure I do.
When you ask someone to do something unusual, it’s
just good manners to thank them and give them a gift.
So... Why a cow?
So we can make an altar and offer the head on it...
This is getting really weird. ..!?
What is uncle making a deal with here...!!?
They say if we don’t, they'll freeze all the open fielos on the planet for ten years...
Ten... That kind of overkill for compensation!?
What!? The price for our cooling is wiping out humanity!?
Seems like it.
My bad..
For now, I think I'll cook one of the fish you brought for lunch...
This might be the last year I can enjoy a full stomach...
Huh? What?
Oh wow, really?
Ah, no! Really... No! Yes... Yes...
I'll be going now!
They say they'll accept a fish head!
How little does the spirit care about humanity’s continued existence!?
I guess to the spirit, there's not much difference between a cow and a fish.
And humans really_
They probably only care if it fits the loose definition of “a living creature.”
I doubt they'd feel any pain or agitation from wiping us out.
You "doubt"? How can you be so chill about this!?
Yeah! Humanity was just on the brink of extinction!
Maybe I'm just desensitized...
Pretty much every shooter game from the '90s started
out with humankind being on the verge of extinction...
Maybe if you didn't play so many dark games...!!!
Did game developer have something against humankind in the 90's?
-Uncle! -Huh!?
It’s an after effect from being a draco-human.
Raw meat and raw fish start looking awfully appetizing...
-I can sympathize. -Don't sympathize.
Why'd you join him as a scaly beast, anyway?
Oh.. I figured Takafumi would be lonely if he was the only dragonesque reptile.
I was really scared then, okay? I thought you might never come back.
Having a friend makes it a lot better.
Wanna be a dragon, fujimiya?
Ooh! It’d be even more fun...
No, I don't want to!!
...that said, when a transformation lasts too long,
it's possible you can become stuck that way and never revert.
For example...
ICURAS ELRAN.
I spent like a month as a dragon after I left that kingdom.
-What!? -Why!?
My mind was taken over by the blaze dragon's thought pattern. I couldn't change back.
I might've stayed a dragon the rest of my life...
That's serious trouble!
Why'd you risk becoming a dragon, then! ?
Mm....
I just thought it'd make for a cooler exit than walking out y'know?
Okay, yeah, it was pretty but still...
How does that remotely matter!?
So... How'd you turn back?
Mm..
I finally found you.
The capital was in an uproar over the prelate seeing an orc turn into a dragon.
It's all the people are gossiping about.
I can see this has gotten out of hand.
For goodness' sake!
TSUNDERE-SAN!!
"Fell-fire” huh!!?
Time for a fireproofing spellcard!
Not much punch huh...?
In the end...
You're a pale imitation!!
Y'know, I think this is the first proper fantasy-world fight I've seen so far.
B-but I've been fighting plenty!
Yeah, and all your fights are either "win instantly” or "get hanged"...
Don't you... 'Rawr' at me!!
Stupid...!
You know...
You're just fine as an orc!
Well, well, well...
!?
Rumors were abounding of an orc shifting into a giant dragon...
I came out with some sellswords for a hunt, and here, I find it already captured by our very own customer!
The Regfalgen company..!
Heh heh..
Is this fate?
Should you hand him over alive you'll be handsomely rewarded.
Perhaps not as handsome a sum as what you owe us.
Oh, speaking of that...
..will you be able to pay us back..?
I said I'd repay it.
You're putting the screws to me when I'm not even in arrears?
You'd think a company president would have more composure.
Ohh!!
Spoken like a true daughter of the elga royal family...!
Truly, how fortunate I am to be graced with such wisdom in comporting myself as befits a superior.
You hear that!!? She graced us with her wisdom! Record what she said for posterity!
“Hewwo, I'm a debtor pwinkess, and I'm a vewwwy big deal!” Did I get that right?
Bwa ha ha ha!
Elf-san was a princess this whole time!?
Uh, Yeah.
You know that's a huge deal, right!? She’s royalty! An actual, bona fide princess!
It’s not quite that rare, you know...
Valgar was a prince, and Serena was descended from royalty too.
-That's a video game!! -Gamee!!
What's your point?
That's the point!
...you did your research on me, huh?
All our largest customers, prin-
Don't call me "princess."
-Heh heh heh
I might be in your best interest to start actin’ nice so you get treated better later.
Pri- n- ce- ss
-Gya ha ha ha
None of that now, Lady Elf.
This is a dark pactcard.
We made a blood pact in the name of the spirits. No violence is allowed between contract parties.
You have two choices — either pay off your debt
and be released or go into arrears and be mine,
Heh heh heh
You were a bit careless in offering yourself up for collateral..!
A marital connection to elven royalty is sure to open new doors for the company..!
The name Hagen Regfalgen will become known through out-
KURICHELGID RIOLRAN
Oh....
You snapped me out of the dragon shift, didn't you?
Y-Yeah
Hi again.
I dunno what's going on, but I just returned the favor, right?
Uh?
Okay bye.
Hold it right there!
Gh..
Oh for..! Why are you like this!?
Uh, you might not wanna touch me. It's been a long time.
It's only a month!
I haven't had a bath for a whole month...
You don't smell funny, okay?
You haven't smelled me up close.
I did while you were sleeping, actually!
Ah!
What? Why?
N-Not like that! It wasn't intentional I was hugging...
I mean...
I smelled you when I was trying to strangle you...!!
Oof..!
What a strained excuse...
Oh, that makes total sense.
Boy, I came this close to getting strangled to death...
That's seriously how he perceives it...
As usual he and tsundere-types are like oil and water...
You broke the debt pact I used spell-card to forge!? M-My plans....?
Just who is that orc!?
-What the hell is your relationship!?
Debt? what?
Wh-what relationship does it look like we have...!?
Oh, shut the hell up!!
Boss...
If the pact is out of the picture... Can I teach the chick some manners now?
DOLDOLL THE GIANT HUNTER!
I was really lookin’ forward to huntin’ a dragon...
This little sideshow's pissin’ me off...!!
I deserve a little fun, y'know...?
Me too!
-Gotta put that uppity elf-maid in her place!
You brought this on yourself, Lady elf...
A painful lesson might be a more suitable reminder of your place.
I'm not as nice to my enemies as orc-face over here.
Can you beat this army?
In the blink of an eye,
Huh?
This the cosmite ring. They say only seven of these exist in the world.
A rarity like this is worth alot of money.
I don't want this...
I'm sorry.
I didn't know she owed you money...
We're square, right?
Wait...
Right? This is a token of my sentiment..
What?
I went to all those lenghts to buy it back...
H M M M M . . . ?
Scary!!
Tch...
Watch out!
Eww!
A swamp! Mud!
What now, boss?
J-Just leave them!
Who wants an elf drenched in mud anyway!? I want nothing to do with her!
Damn iiit!!
It won't come off!
Congrats, sir..
Congrats, sir
Stop celebrating, you nincompoops!!
Withdraw.
Whoops... Guess the ring was too small for him.
But seriously going into debt-? What were you thinking?
What do you expect?
I didn't have enough to buy this back!
Huh!? That's the ring I gave you!
I liquidated that for you!
Look..
Sheesh, What a waste!
You don't need to wear precious metals.
Shut up stupid orc!
You look pretty enough already.
..what?
You're drenched in mud!
Filthy orc! Mud-orc!
If anyone's muddy, It's you!
You're right.
You can't even tell which one of us is the orc or the elf now!
Heh heh heh...
I've had enough of being dirty.
I want a hot bath today.
Ah... This is a volcanic area. It's got hot springs.
Whoa.. Really!? Where!?
That way.
You know, I've noticed you seem weirdly fixated on staying clean.
I take a bath at least once a day.
A seasoned adventurer could go a whole month with no baths and not complain.
Ehhh
Like me...
Oww! That hurts!
What!
You see how she used violence on me, totally unprovoked...
He deserved that...!
I saw the look he gave her...!
I hate to admit it, but the elf played a huge part in turning me back.
So-! The fantasy world has hot springs too, huh?
Oh yeah, I took a soak after that.
Oh, nice...
When it’s this cold, I could go for one myself...
It's 10°C in august!?
It's way too cold!
Uncle, turn off the AC spell for a while!
Sure.
I could open a window.
No... We'd better not. If that rubbed the ice spirit the wrong way...
Mankind would perish..!!
Why does mankind go extinct from opening one lousy window anyway ...!?
Can we buy an AC please? I'll chip in, if money's an issue.
No! I have my pride as a youtuber.
Stay out of this, you bargainbin influencer!
Aha! Couldn't you cut the cold air with your “sword of darkness spell?
Oh, I don't think it works like that...
What if we just drop the magic and buy an ac unit already?
Takafumi, Give me your cell.
Yes
Spirit of darkness-
Become a blade and revel the form.
Look.
No signal. Whoa!
It's cut both the wi-fi anf the phone network signal!
That's nuts!
The sword of darkness severs power flows, like magic or radio waves.
I haven't tried with this but...
..It should be able to cut IR transmissions too.
IR's little outdated...
Bluetooth!
Sure. Let's see the port! Where's your bluetooth port?
There is no port for that.
Oh, I get it! It's related to Blu-Rays, right?
Not at all! Ha ha ha
It was surprisingly fun huddling and chatting under a blanket in a frigid room amid the sweltering august heat.
Summer this year is fish every day.
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It's awful.
A parasite monster...
Must have gotten from a river fish or something.
What an awful way to go...
I didn't know a stomach could do that...
Urk...
Huh!?
Orc-face!?
You can't just barge into others room like that!
It's an emergency.
Wha..?
Hwuh?
Good. Nothing there
Someone got infected by a parasite monster. If you're infected, there should be a visible sign of it on the stomach.
Ah... Is that what
You big, stupid dummy, let me go!
MAAABEEELLL?
I didn't do anything!
As for you! Don't you dare ever...
Something's in my stomach-
St-Stop
Stop the video!
Uncle stop!
Now, then.. We were supposed to have fish for lunch.
I can't. No way in the hell.
Okay, So what's for lunch?