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August 2018
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A month of record-breaking high temperatures across all of Japan
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...Hm? Huh.
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Eh.. Why!?
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The saturn isn't reading disc..!?
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Huh!?
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This is a symptom of the CD-reading laser deteriorating over time and grtting weaker.
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What!?
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Wh-Why?
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No way! You're kidding? No way!
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Uncle, Calm down.
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Why? Why? Why?
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We can probably fix it!
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No way! No way!
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Why! Why!
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What? No way! Why?
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No way!
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I was surprised.
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You were both sweating and fiddling with the machine.
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I'm glad someone posted the fix on the internet, Uncle.
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Yeah, I never thought I could see a 64-bit CPU.
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But, Saturn suddenly broke down.
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It must be from the heat.
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Who wants ice cream?
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Me!!
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Meee!!
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Dad and Chiaki got this while
fishing.
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I threw in the ice cream myself.
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Can't you cool off with some ice magic?
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Eh!
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Oh..
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-Ooooooh!!!
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Aaaaaah!!!
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Thank you, Suzumiya-san!!
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Who?
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I’m more worried that neither of you thought of it...
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Hmm...The heat might be a part of it, but...
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Maybe it’s a lingering aftereffect
of the temporary dragon form
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but caring about
those things just petty to me.
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I know. Dragons don’t have a care in the world about things like their future...
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We could be dragons again!
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Stop escaping to dragon form!
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You should buy an air conditioner!
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I'd Love to, but the money's not there...
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It adds to the electric bill too.
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Ooh, I know! What if
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you took the videos you played
with your memory recollection spell and post them to youtube as-is?
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Oh there's an idea...
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Absolutely Not.
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Why not?
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Uncle, can you visualize what I'm thinking right now?
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Let's see. It’s "ICURAS YUUL ELRAN,” So..
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Memory spirit!
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Display what he envisions.
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The minotaur didn't even do anything, poor guy (' ;ω; ')
You made a whole spectacle out of killing an animal...I'm shaking rn I'm so mad
Does this guy even have a hunting license?
P.sure that light sword length is illegal under the Firearms and Sword Control Law
Gotta wonder if he got siblings' permission before filming them
Probably not
This is animal abuse. Reported to Youtube.
Dude this is unedited guro, just OUT
You guys are getting bent out of shape over CG
Aaand it's over lol the guy in the suit's job lasted like 3 second lol
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This would happen, guaranteed.
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People would write those things..?
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I would. I'd complain just for the hell of it.
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You really are big into online stuff...
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..With that established..Any other magic ideas?
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Hmm. What spirit could I get favor from..?
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Hey... It's Kind of late to ask, But,
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What's the deal with these spirits anyway?
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Hm?
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You know, how they look and stuff.
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Ah!
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If were talking fantasy-world spirits, they've
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DARK SPIRIT LIGHT SPIRIT
KUROCHE KILIGHD
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gotta take the form of beautiful women, right?
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No, they don't really have forms.
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Eh
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I call them spirits, but they're more like the collective
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collective wills of phenomena
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I just hear their voices here and there.
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It's
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They... can talk, right?
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Sure, they basically can.
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It’s like... Their wills sort of drift into my mind.
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They're doing it now!
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I hear ‘em...
Heh-heh-heh... I hear
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the voices of all
kinds of beings...
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Is it safe for you to converse with them like that, uncle?
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Hm? What do you mean?
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You know... Mentally...
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Oh... heh heh...
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Well... You can see for yourself.
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A cow head.
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Let's buy a cow head.
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Huh?
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There's a wagyu-beef cattle head on amaz@n for five million yen...
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They have those!?
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Five million yen, Huh...?
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Where did this come from?
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Well, the ice spirit’s demanding compensation for the cooling spell.
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You have to compensate them!?
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Sure I do.
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When you ask someone
to do something unusual, it’s
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just good manners to thank
them and give them a gift.
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So... Why a cow?
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So we can make an altar and offer the head on it...
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This is getting really weird. ..!?
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What is uncle making a deal with here...!!?
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They say if we don’t, they'll freeze all the open fielos on the planet for ten years...
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Ten... That kind of overkill for compensation!?
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What!? The price for our cooling is wiping out humanity!?
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Seems like it.
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My bad..
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For now, I think I'll cook one of the fish you brought for lunch...
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This might be the last year I can enjoy a full stomach...
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Huh? What?
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Oh wow, really?
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Ah, no! Really... No! Yes... Yes...
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I'll be going now!
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They say they'll accept a fish head!
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How little does the spirit care about humanity’s continued existence!?
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I guess to the spirit, there's not much difference between a cow and a fish.
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And humans really_
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They probably only care if it
fits the loose definition of “a living creature.”
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I doubt they'd feel any
pain or agitation from wiping us out.
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You "doubt"? How can you be so chill about this!?
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Yeah! Humanity was just on the brink of extinction!
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Maybe I'm just desensitized...
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Pretty much every shooter game from the '90s started
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out with humankind being
on the verge of extinction...
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Maybe if you didn't play so many dark games...!!!
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Did game developer have something against humankind in the 90's?
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-Uncle!
-Huh!?
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It’s an after effect from being a draco-human.
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Raw meat and raw fish start looking awfully appetizing...
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-I can sympathize.
-Don't sympathize.
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Why'd you join him as a scaly beast, anyway?
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Oh.. I figured Takafumi would be lonely if he was the only dragonesque reptile.
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I was really scared then, okay? I thought you might never come back.
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Having a friend makes it a lot better.
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Wanna be a dragon, fujimiya?
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Ooh! It’d be even more fun...
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No, I don't want to!!
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...that said, when a
transformation lasts too long,
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it's possible you can become
stuck that way and never revert.
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For example...
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ICURAS
ELRAN.
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I spent like a month as a dragon after I left that kingdom.
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-What!?
-Why!?
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My mind was taken over by the blaze dragon's thought pattern. I couldn't change back.
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I might've stayed a dragon the rest of my life...
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That's serious trouble!
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Why'd you risk becoming a dragon, then! ?
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Mm....
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I just thought it'd make for a cooler exit than walking out y'know?
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Okay, yeah, it was pretty but still...
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How does that remotely matter!?
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So... How'd you turn back?
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Mm..
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I finally found you.
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The capital was in an uproar over the prelate seeing an orc turn into a dragon.
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It's all the people are gossiping about.
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I can see this has gotten out of hand.
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For goodness' sake!
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TSUNDERE-SAN!!
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"Fell-fire” huh!!?
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Time for a fireproofing spellcard!
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Not much punch huh...?
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In the end...
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You're a pale imitation!!
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Y'know, I think this is the first proper fantasy-world fight I've seen so far.
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B-but I've been fighting plenty!
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Yeah, and all your fights are either "win instantly” or "get hanged"...
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Don't you... 'Rawr' at me!!
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Stupid...!
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You know...
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You're just fine as an orc!
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Well, well, well...
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!?
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Rumors were abounding of an orc shifting into a giant dragon...
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I came out with some sellswords for a hunt, and here, I find it already captured by our very own customer!
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The Regfalgen company..!
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Heh heh..
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Is this fate?
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Should you hand him over alive you'll be handsomely rewarded.
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Perhaps not as handsome a sum as what you owe us.
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Oh, speaking of that...
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..will you be able to pay us back..?
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I said I'd repay it.
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You're putting the screws to me when I'm not even in arrears?
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You'd think a company president would have more composure.
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Ohh!!
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Spoken like a true daughter of the elga royal family...!
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Truly, how fortunate I am to be graced with such wisdom in comporting myself as befits a superior.
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You hear that!!? She graced us with her wisdom! Record what she said for posterity!
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“Hewwo, I'm a debtor pwinkess, and I'm a vewwwy big deal!” Did I get that right?
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Bwa ha ha ha!
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Elf-san was a princess this whole time!?
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Uh, Yeah.
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You know that's a huge deal, right!? She’s royalty! An actual, bona fide princess!
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It’s not quite that rare, you know...
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Valgar was a prince, and Serena was descended from royalty too.
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-That's a video game!!
-Gamee!!
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What's your point?
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That's the point!
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...you did your research on me, huh?
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All our largest customers, prin-
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Don't call me "princess."
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-Heh heh heh
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I might be in your best interest to start actin’ nice so you get treated better later.
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Pri- n- ce- ss
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-Gya ha ha ha
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None of that now, Lady Elf.
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This is a dark pactcard.
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We made a blood pact in the name of the spirits. No violence is allowed between contract parties.
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You have two choices
— either pay off your debt
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and be released or go
into arrears and be mine,
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Heh heh heh
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You were a bit careless in offering yourself up for collateral..!
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A marital connection to elven royalty is sure to open new doors for the company..!
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The name Hagen Regfalgen will become known through out-
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KURICHELGID RIOLRAN
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Oh....
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You snapped me out of the dragon shift, didn't you?
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Y-Yeah
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Hi again.
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I dunno what's going on, but I just returned the favor, right?
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Uh?
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Okay bye.
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Hold it right there!
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Gh..
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Oh for..! Why are you like this!?
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Uh, you might not wanna touch me. It's been a long time.
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It's only a month!
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I haven't had a bath for a whole month...
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You don't smell funny, okay?
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You haven't smelled me up close.
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I did while you were sleeping, actually!
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Ah!
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What? Why?
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N-Not like that! It wasn't intentional I was hugging...
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I mean...
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I smelled you when I was trying to strangle you...!!
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Oof..!
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What a strained excuse...
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Oh, that makes total sense.
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Boy, I came this close to getting strangled to death...
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That's seriously how he perceives it...
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As usual he and tsundere-types are like oil and water...
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You broke the debt pact I used spell-card to forge!? M-My plans....?
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Just who is that orc!?
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-What the hell is your relationship!?
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Debt? what?
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Wh-what relationship does it look like we have...!?
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Oh, shut the hell up!!
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Boss...
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If the pact is out of the picture... Can I teach the chick some manners now?
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DOLDOLL
THE GIANT
HUNTER!
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I was really lookin’ forward to huntin’ a dragon...
254
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,420
This little sideshow's pissin’ me off...!!
255
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,587
I deserve a little fun, y'know...?
256
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:15,957
Me too!
257
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:19,745
-Gotta put that uppity elf-maid in her place!
258
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:20,117
You brought this on yourself, Lady elf...
259
00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:24,454
A painful lesson might be a more suitable reminder of your place.
260
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:27,208
I'm not as nice to my enemies as orc-face over here.
261
00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:29,050
Can you beat this army?
262
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,891
In the blink of an eye,
263
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:35,639
Huh?
264
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:36,889
Huh?
265
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:42,766
This the cosmite ring. They say only seven of these exist in the world.
266
00:15:43,099 --> 00:15:45,313
A rarity like this is worth alot of money.
267
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,842
I don't want this...
268
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:48,800
I'm sorry.
269
00:15:48,929 --> 00:15:50,817
I didn't know she owed you money...
270
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,553
We're square, right?
271
00:15:52,169 --> 00:15:52,769
Wait...
272
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,616
Right? This is a token of my sentiment..
273
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,597
What?
274
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:06,049
I went to all those lenghts to buy it back...
275
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,317
H M M M M . . . ?
276
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:14,593
Scary!!
277
00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:20,630
Tch...
278
00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:23,341
Watch out!
279
00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:27,974
Eww!
280
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,705
A swamp! Mud!
281
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,436
What now, boss?
282
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,816
J-Just leave them!
283
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:38,810
Who wants an elf drenched in mud anyway!? I want nothing to do with her!
284
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,094
Damn iiit!!
285
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:45,590
It won't come off!
286
00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:48,129
Congrats, sir..
287
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:49,627
Congrats, sir
288
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:52,373
Stop celebrating, you nincompoops!!
289
00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:53,975
Withdraw.
290
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,346
Whoops...
Guess the ring was too small for him.
291
00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:01,419
But seriously going into debt-? What were you thinking?
292
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:02,878
What do you expect?
293
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,925
I didn't have enough to buy this back!
294
00:17:06,436 --> 00:17:09,079
Huh!? That's the ring I gave you!
295
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,260
I liquidated that for you!
296
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,262
Look..
297
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,715
Sheesh, What a waste!
298
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,466
You don't need to wear precious metals.
299
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,679
Shut up stupid orc!
300
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:22,413
You look pretty enough already.
301
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:27,027
..what?
302
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,710
You're drenched in mud!
303
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:33,464
Filthy orc!
Mud-orc!
304
00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:35,290
If anyone's muddy, It's you!
305
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:41,273
You're right.
306
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:47,206
You can't even tell which one of us is the orc or the elf now!
307
00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:50,397
Heh heh heh...
308
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:54,306
I've had enough of being dirty.
309
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,458
I want a hot bath today.
310
00:17:56,528 --> 00:17:59,822
Ah... This is a volcanic area. It's got hot springs.
311
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,714
Whoa.. Really!? Where!?
312
00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:03,665
That way.
313
00:18:04,924 --> 00:18:08,661
You know, I've noticed you seem weirdly fixated on staying clean.
314
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:11,445
I take a bath at least once a day.
315
00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:16,047
A seasoned adventurer could go a whole month with no baths and not complain.
316
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,234
Ehhh
317
00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:18,111
Like me...
318
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:22,618
Oww! That hurts!
319
00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:24,459
What!
320
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:30,165
You see how she used violence on me, totally unprovoked...
321
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:31,761
He deserved that...!
322
00:18:31,619 --> 00:18:33,218
I saw the look he gave her...!
323
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:38,062
I hate to admit it, but the elf played a huge part in turning me back.
324
00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:42,918
So-! The fantasy world has hot springs too, huh?
325
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,081
Oh yeah, I took a soak after that.
326
00:18:45,496 --> 00:18:46,733
Oh, nice...
327
00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:49,935
When it’s this cold, I could go for one myself...
328
00:18:53,063 --> 00:18:55,420
It's 10°C in august!?
329
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,447
It's way too cold!
330
00:18:56,525 --> 00:18:58,504
Uncle, turn off the AC spell for a while!
331
00:18:59,019 --> 00:18:59,904
Sure.
332
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,225
I could open a window.
333
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:15,162
No... We'd better not. If that rubbed the ice spirit the wrong way...
334
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,805
Mankind would perish..!!
335
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:22,488
Why does mankind go extinct from opening one lousy window anyway ...!?
336
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:26,594
Can we buy an AC please? I'll chip in, if money's an issue.
337
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,714
No! I have my pride as a youtuber.
338
00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:32,085
Stay out of this, you bargainbin influencer!
339
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:36,130
Aha! Couldn't you cut the cold air with your “sword of darkness spell?
340
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,432
Oh, I don't think it works like that...
341
00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:42,038
What if we just drop the magic and buy an ac unit already?
342
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:44,208
Takafumi, Give me your cell.
343
00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:45,981
Yes
344
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,081
Spirit of darkness-
345
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:51,648
Become a blade and revel the form.
346
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:55,453
Look.
347
00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,119
No signal. Whoa!
348
00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:00,509
It's cut both the wi-fi anf the phone network signal!
349
00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:01,418
That's nuts!
350
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:06,673
The sword of darkness severs power flows, like magic or radio waves.
351
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,806
I haven't tried with this but...
352
00:20:10,371 --> 00:20:12,936
..It should be able to cut IR transmissions too.
353
00:20:14,161 --> 00:20:16,010
IR's little outdated...
354
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:19,144
Bluetooth!
355
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,981
Sure. Let's see the port! Where's your bluetooth port?
356
00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:24,736
There is no port for that.
357
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:28,163
Oh, I get it! It's related to Blu-Rays, right?
358
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,747
Not at all! Ha ha ha
359
00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:38,242
It was surprisingly fun huddling and chatting under a blanket in a frigid room amid the sweltering august heat.
360
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:42,269
Summer this year is fish every day.
361
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:58,002
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362
00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:15,864
It's awful.
363
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:18,255
A parasite monster...
364
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,794
Must have gotten from a river fish or something.
365
00:22:21,003 --> 00:22:22,409
What an awful way to go...
366
00:22:22,455 --> 00:22:25,115
I didn't know a stomach could do that...
367
00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:26,678
Urk...
368
00:22:30,511 --> 00:22:31,357
Huh!?
369
00:22:31,903 --> 00:22:32,918
Orc-face!?
370
00:22:33,113 --> 00:22:34,910
You can't just barge into others room like that!
371
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,048
It's an emergency.
372
00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:38,009
Wha..?
373
00:22:39,778 --> 00:22:41,301
Hwuh?
374
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,928
Good. Nothing there
375
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:54,564
Someone got infected by a parasite monster. If you're infected, there should be a visible sign of it on the stomach.
376
00:22:54,637 --> 00:22:56,734
Ah... Is that what
377
00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:02,314
You big, stupid dummy, let me go!
378
00:23:07,247 --> 00:23:10,828
MAAABEEELLL?
379
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:10,447
I didn't do anything!
380
00:23:10,853 --> 00:23:13,020
As for you! Don't you dare ever...
381
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:23,094
Something's in my stomach-
382
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:22,985
St-Stop
383
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,142
Stop the video!
384
00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:27,045
Uncle stop!
385
00:23:30,471 --> 00:23:33,804
Now, then.. We were supposed to have fish for lunch.
386
00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:36,134
I can't. No way in the hell.
387
00:23:36,822 --> 00:23:40,207
Okay, So what's for lunch?