（佐藤和真(さとうカズマ)） 俺の考えていた 異世界の暮らしと違う
This isn't how I imagined life in a parallel world would be.
Income is unstable for a beginner adventurer,
駆け出し冒険者の収入は 不安定で―
so it's common to sleep in a stable.
寝床も馬小屋で寝るとかが普通
考えてみれば冒険者なんて―
Now that I think about it,
adventurers are basically insignificant, job-hopping part-timers.
しがないフリーターみたいな もんだからな
Job-hoppers can't even afford
裕福な日本ですら―
to stay in hotels in a place as affluent as Japan.
ホテルで寝泊まりする フリーターなんていねえ
Minimum wage?
最低賃金？ 労働基準法？
Fair labor standards?
What are those? Are they tasty?
何それ おいしいの？
Good morning.
おはよう
Guess again, princess.
“おはよう”じゃねえ もう昼近くだぞ
It's almost noon.
Weren't we going to go on a kill quest?
討伐に行くんじゃなかったのか？
Once I realized we didn't have to go to our construction job, I couldn't help myself.
工事の仕事に行かなくていいって 思ったら つい…
（カズマ） 昨日の“任せてちょうだい” ってのは何だったんだ
"You can count on me," she says. Give me a break!
So, what happened to a world in turmoil and under siege by the Demon King?
なあ この世界は魔王に攻められて ピンチなんじゃなかったのかよ
平和そのものじゃねえか
This is as peaceful as it gets!
Our neighbor's the only demon for miles!
魔王の“魔”の字もないぞ
This city is the furthest from the Demon King's castle.
ここは魔王の城から 一番遠い街なのよ
しかも駆け出し冒険者しか いない街なんて―
Besides, he wouldn't go out of his way to attack a city with nothing but novice adventurers in it.
わざわざ襲いに来ないわよ
だよな
I guess.
Now, let's go on that kill quest!
（アクア）さて じゃあ 討伐クエスト行きましょう
You can count on me!
この私に期待してちょうだい
I have a feeling I've heard that before.
昨日も似たようなこと 言ってた気がするが…
Then again, you are a goddess.
そうだよな お前 女神だもんな
I have faith in you.
頼りにしてるぞ
All right, let's pack some essentials and head out.
おし！ それじゃ 最低限の武具をそろえて出発だ
Yeah!
Get a move on, or I'll go on my own kill quest!
（厩務員(きゅうむいん)）いつまで いんだよ！ しばかれてえのか！
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（２人）す… すいません！
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An Explosion on This Fantasitis Case!
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Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Kill Quest
Save me, Aqua!
（カズマ）助けてくれ アクア！
Save me—Whoa!
助けてくれ… うわっ！
ヤバい 超ウケるんですけど
Oh, man, this is hysterical!
カズマったら顔真っ赤で涙目で 超必死なんですけど！
Kazuma, you're bawling like a baby! Talk about super desperate!
I'll defeat one of her before I'm done with this quest!
（カズマ） あいつは あとで埋めて帰ろう
Giant Toads.
ジャイアント･トード こいつらは たかがカエルと侮れない
Definitely not your average frog.
As mating season approaches,
繁殖の時期になると 産卵のための体力をつけるため―
they instinctively start preparing for the egg-laying frenzy
by overrunning settlements where they can find food.
餌の多い人里にまで現れ―
They can even swallow farmers' goats whole.
農家の飼っているヤギを 丸飲みにするらしい
In fact, farmers and children from the settlement
実際に毎年 このカエルの繁殖期には―
tend to go missing around the mating season every year.
人里の子どもや農家の人が 行方不明になるそうだ
ちなみに その肉は 多少の硬さはあるが―
By the way, their meat is a bit tough,
but it has a light, clean taste that everyone absolutely loves.
淡泊でサッパリしていて 食材として大変喜ばれるらしい
Kazuma!
カズマー！
If you want me to save you, how about you ask me real nicely?
助けてほしければ―
まず この私を“さん”付けする ところから始めましょうか！
Save me, O great Aqua!
（カズマ）アクア様～！
Well, if you put it that way...
しょうがないわねえ
Sure, I'll save you, sh-NEET boy!
助けてあげるわよ ヒキニート
But starting tomorrow, you worship me!
その代わり 明日からは この私をあがめなさい！
Huh?
When we get back to town, you'll join the Order of Axis
街に帰ったらアクシズ教に入信して １日３回 祈りをささげること
and pray to me three times a day.
ごはんの際には―
At meal time, when I say "Gimme,"
私が“ちょうだい”って言ったら 抵抗せずに よこすこと
you'll hand your food over without resistance.
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そして… ヒャッ！
チッ 食われてんじゃねえーっ！
Tell it to the frog!
Good thing these frogs can't move when they're eating.
アクアを食ってるあいだ カエルが動けなくなってて助かった
Thank you, Kazuma!
ありがど… カズマ
ありがとう！ ありがとうね
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
She stinks!
（カズマ）生臭(なまぐせ)え！
Um, let's head back for today.
その… 今日はもう帰ろう
These guys are more than we can handle.
これは俺たちの手に負える 相手じゃない
Let's try again after we get better equipment.
もっと装備を調えてからにしよう
（アクア）ぐすっ…
I've been defiled.
私は もう汚(けが)されてしまったわ
If the followers of Axis see me sullied like this,
今の汚れた私を アクシズ教徒が見たら―
信仰心なんてダダ下がりよ！
I'll lose their devotion!
If it gets out that I backed down from a lowly frog,
これで カエル相手に 引き下がったなんて知れたら―
美しくも麗しいアクア様の 名が廃るわ！
the name of the brilliant and beautiful goddess Aqua will fall by the wayside!
Says the bitch who whistles while she sweats buckets with the guys,
（カズマ） 日頃 大喜びでオッサンたちと 汗まみれになって
bathes before dinner, loves nothing more than beer before liquor,
風呂上がりの晩メシと酒を 何よりも楽しみにし―
馬小屋でヨダレ垂らして 眠ってるやつが―
and drools while she sleeps in a freaking stable.
It's a little late to be worrying about appearances.
“汚された”とか今さら…
（カズマ）おい 待て アクア！
Hey! Wait, Aqua!
Behold the power of the gods!
（アクア）神の力 思い知れ！
You will rue the day you humiliated me
私の前に立ちふさがったこと そして神に牙をむいたこと
and bared your fangs at the gods!
地獄で後悔しながら懺悔(ざんげ)なさい！
Now repent in the pits of Hell!
God Blow!
ゴッドブロー！
ゴッドブローとは女神の怒りと 悲しみを乗せた必殺の拳
"God Blow" is a lethal fist that carries a goddess's anger and sorrow!
Any it strikes will perish!
相手は死ぬ！
N-Now that I have a good look at you, I think frogs are pretty cute.
ぐ… カエルって よく見るとカワイイと思うの
…って アクアーッ！
Aqua!
ハア ハア ハア！
Today's Results
Defeated 2 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Defeated 2 Giant Toads
Eris
Defeated 2 Giant Toads
Gimmashish annuzzhah, mizzy!
（店の客）おい 姉ちゃん こっち来いよ！
There's no way the two of us can take them on alone.
あれね ２人じゃ無理だわ 仲間を募集しましょう
Let's get some help.
5,000 eris per frog...
カエル１匹で５千エリス
We risked our lives and earned no more than what part-time construction work pays.
命懸けなのに 土木作業のバイトと変わらない
This is surprisingly tasty.
意外と おいしいわね
It's a little tough, but when you get past that...
ちょっと硬いけど 歯ごたえが なかなか
What did you mean by "help"?
仲間ったって 駆け出しで ろくな装備もない俺たちと―
We're total noobs with no decent equipment.
Do you seriously think anyone would join our party?
パーティー組んでくれるやつなんか いると思うか？
You've got me here! They'll come—
（不明瞭に） この私がいるんだから…
Swallow, slutface! Don't talk with your mouth full!
（カズマ）のみ込め！ のみ込んでから しゃべれ
I'm an archpriest, the most advanced class there is!
私は最上級職のアークプリーストよ どこのパーティーも―
Anyone would kill to have me in their party!
のどから手が出るくらい 欲しいに決まってるわ
そんな私がチョロッと 募集かければ―
I just have to mention in passing that we're recruiting,
“お願いですから 連れてってください”って輩(やから)が―
and we'll have a whole line of people begging to join!
山ほどいるわ
分かったら カエルのから揚げ もう１つ よこしなさいよ
So show some gratitude and give me your fried frog!
Really?
（カズマ）へえ～
（ウェイトレスＡ）あーあ 人 いなすぎない？
Where is everybody?
（ウェイトレスＢ） ねえ 今日 暇だよね
Yeah, I'm bored.
Was today a holiday?
No one's coming.
来ないわね
（カズマ）求人の募集を出してから 半日以上たったが
It's been over half a day since we posted the recruitment offer,
but there's no sign of any prospective future heroes.
未来の英雄候補は 誰も来てくれなかった
No way.
You said it.
（アクア）“急募”
Immediate opening! We're a cozy, harmonious party.
“アットホームで和気藹々(わきあいあい)とした パーティーです”
Any adventurers who wish to journey with the beautiful and noble archpriest, Aqua, need look no further!
“美しく気高きアークプリースト アクア様と共に―”
“旅をしたい冒険者は こちらまで！”
Every day has been a blast since I joined this party.
“このパーティーに入ってから 毎日がハッピーですよ”
I even won the lottery!
“宝くじにも当たりました”
I got over my illness and became popular,
“アクア様のパーティーに 入ったおかげで―”
all thanks to joining the great Aqua's party!
“病気が治って モテモテになりました”
Requirements: adventurers in advanced classes only.
“採用条件 上級職の冒険者に限ります”
Hey, let's lower the bar a little.
なあ ハードル下げようぜ
Advanced classes only is asking too much.
さすがに上級職のみ募集ってのは 厳しいだろ
うう… だって だって…
But... But...
We won't get anyone at this rate.
このままじゃ１人も来ないぞ
Anyway, you might be an advanced class, but I'm a generic starting class.
大体 お前は上級職かもしれんが 俺は最弱職なんだ
I'll feel like crap as the only dropout in a party of elites.
周りがエリートばかりじゃ 俺の肩身が狭くなる
（めぐみん）募集の張り紙 見させてもらいました
I happened to notice your recruitment poster.
（めぐみん）フフフッ この邂逅(かいこう)は世界が選択せし運命(さだめ)
That we would meet is a fate chosen by the world itself.
私は あなた方のような 者たちの出現を―
I have anxiously awaited the arrival of those such as yourselves.
待ち望んでいた
My name is Megumin!
我が名は めぐみん
My calling is that of an archwizard,
アークウィザードを なりわいとし―
one who commands explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!
最強の攻撃魔法 爆裂魔法を操る者
Um...
えっと…
Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength,
あまりの強大さゆえ―
a strength so almighty that the world itself eschews its use?
世界に疎まれし我が禁断の力を なんじも欲するか？
Huh?
Then resolve yourself to peer into the deepest abyss!
ならば 我と共に究極の深えんを のぞく覚悟をせよ
When you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
人が深えんを のぞくとき―
深えんも また 人をのぞいているのだ
Are you just here to laugh at us?
冷やかしに来たのか？
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ち… 違わい！
あっ その赤い瞳 もしかして紅魔族(こうまぞく)？
That red eye... Are you a crimson demon?
Indeed! I am Megumin, user of the finest magic the crimson demons possess!
いかにも！
我は紅魔族随一の魔法の使い手 めぐみん！
My lethal magic demolishes mountains,
我が必殺の魔法は山をも崩し―
smashes boulders, and...
岩をも砕く…
Hey, what's wrong?!
おい どうした？
もう３日も 何も食べてないのです
I haven't eaten anything in three days.
Do you have anything I could eat?
何か食べさせて いただけませんか？
I don't mind treating you,
メシをおごるのはいいけどさ その眼帯は何だ？
but what's with the eyepatch?
If your eye's injured, why not have her heal you?
ケガしてるなら こいつに 治してもらったらどうだ？
Her magic might prove useful for once.
こいつ 回復魔法だけは得意だから
“だけ”？
What was that?!
（めぐみん） フッ これは我が強大なる魔力を 抑えるマジックアイテム
This is a magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers.
If it were ever removed,
もし 外されることがあれば―
a great catastrophe would surely befall this world.
この世に大いなる災厄が もたらされるであろう
You mean it's a seal?
封印… みたいなものか
まあ ウソですが
Nah, not really.
It just looks wicked cool.
単にオシャレで着けてるだけ
あっ ごめんなさい！ 引っ張らないでください
I'm sorry! Please don't pull on it!
Stop... Stop it!
やめ… やめろーっ！
あのね 彼女たち紅魔族は―
You see,
Please cut it out!
crimson demons are born with high intelligence and mana reserves.
Actually, it'll hurt if you just let go,
生まれつき高い知力と 魔力を持ってて―
so please just slowly put it back where it was.
They're basically all expert magicians,
大抵は魔法使いの エキスパートで―
and they all have weird names.
みんな 変な名前を持ってるわ
That's right, slowly, slowly...
（カズマ）へえ
Oh?
Ow!
（めぐみん）アーッ 痛(いった)い 目がーっ！
Ow! My eye!
Sorry. I thought you were making fun of us.
悪い からかってるのかと思った
You were talking gibberish and gave us that weird name.
わけの分からないこと言うし 変な名前だし
That's awful rude.
変な名前とは失礼な
If you ask me, everyone else has weird names.
私から言わせれば街の人のほうが 変な名前をしていると思うのです
By the way, what are your parents' names?
ちなみに両親の名前は？
My mother is Yuiyui, and my father is Hyoizaburo!
母は ゆいゆい 父は ひょいざぶろー！
So this girl's clan has a lot of good magicians, right?
この子の種族は いい魔法使いが多いんだよな？
Hey! If you've got a problem with my parents' names, let's hear it!
お… おい 私の両親の名前について―
言いたいことがあるなら 聞こうじゃないか
（めぐみん）ひょいざぶろー！
Hyoizaburo!
Adventurer cards can't be forged.
冒険者カードは 偽造できないし―
She's an archwizard for sure.
彼女はアークウィザードで 間違いないわ
（カズマ）ふーん
It's an advanced class that commands powerful offensive magic!
強力な攻撃魔法を使える 上級職よ
確かに この子の魔力値 高いな
Yeah, this girl's magic stat is high.
Also, if she really can use explosion magic, that's amazing!
それに彼女が本当に爆裂魔法を 使えるなら すごいことよ
It's the most advanced offensive magic there is!
最上級の攻撃魔法だもの
Hey, I have a name, you know.
おい
“この子”とか“彼女”でなく ちゃんと名前で呼んでほしい
I'd prefer you used it.
まあ 何か頼めよ アークウィザード
Well, go ahead and order something, archwizard.
Kill Quest
Defeat 5 Giant Toads in 3 Days
Quest Progress 2/5
Explosion magic is the strongest magic.
爆裂魔法は最強魔法
But that also means it takes time to prepare.
その分 魔法を使うのに 準備時間がかかります
準備が整うまで あのカエルの 足止めをお願いします
Please keep that frog at bay until my preparations are complete.
ああ やってやる
Right. You got it.
Kazuma, over there!
（アクア）カズマ あっちも！
Two at once?
（カズマ）２匹同時か
Target the frog in the distance with your magic.
遠いほうのカエルを 魔法の標的にしてくれ
Understood.
分かりました
近いほうは…
As for the closer one...
Hey, let's go, Aqua.
おい 行くぞ アクア
You were a something-or-other, right?
お前 一応は 元何たらなんだろ？
Let's see if you've still got it.
たまには 元何たらの実力を 見せてみろ
What do you mean "were"?!
“元”って何？ ちゃんと 現在進行形で女神よ 私は
I am a goddess! Present tense!
女神？
Goddess?
…を自称している かわいそうな子だよ
Yeah, she calls herself one. You know, she's one of those.
たまに こういったことを 口走るけど―
She'll say some pretty wonky stuff sometimes.
It's best to just ignore it.
そっとしておいてほしい
How sad...
（めぐみん）かわいそうに
な… 何よ！
Wh-What?! These frogs may be strong against physical attacks,
打撃系が効きづらいカエルだけど 今度こそ…
but this time for sure...
（アクア）見てなさい カズマ！
Watch and weep, Kazuma!
Today, I'll show you the true power of a goddess!
今日こそは 女神の力を見せてやるわ！
May you roll in your grave for eternity!
震えながら眠るがいい
God Requiem!
ゴッドレクイエム！
ゴッドレクイエムとは 女神の愛と悲しみの鎮魂歌
"God Requiem" is a goddess's requiem of love and sorrow!
Any it strikes will perish!
相手は死ぬ！
ひゅぐっ？
That's a goddess for you.
さすがは女神 身をていしての時間稼ぎか
She put her life on the line to buy us time.
Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
（めぐみん） 黒より黒く 闇より暗き漆黒に 我が真紅(しんく)の混交を望みたもう
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
覚醒の時 来たれり 無謬(むびゅう)の境界に堕(お)ちし ことわり
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortion!
無形のゆがみとなりて現出せよ
Dance, dance, dance!
踊れ 踊れ 踊れ
我が力の奔流に望むは崩壊なり
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
並ぶものなき崩壊なり
Return all creation to cinders!
万象等しく 灰じんに帰し 深えんより来たれ
Come forth from the abyss!
This is the mightiest means of attack known to man,
これが人類最大の威力の攻撃手段
the ultimate offensive magic!
これこそが究極の攻撃魔法！
Explosion!
エクスプロージョン！
（カズマ）うおおああっ！
（カズマ）すっげえ
Wow...
So this is magic?
これが魔法か
あっ さっきの爆音のせいで 目覚めたのか
Did the explosion wake it up?
Megumin! Let's regroup and—
めぐみん いったん離れて…
Huh?
My mystic art, explosion magic, possesses tremendous might.
我が奥義である爆裂魔法は―
その絶大な威力ゆえ 消費魔力もまた絶大
Therefore, it consumes tremendous amounts of mana.
要約すると―
In short,
I used up all my mana,
限界を超える魔力を使ったので 身動き一つ取れません
so now I can't move a muscle.
Eh?
I never expected a nearby frog to unburrow.
（めぐみん） 近くからカエルが湧き出すとか 予想外です
This is bad.
ヤバいです 食われます
It's going to eat me.
Sorry, could you help me ou—
すいません ちょっと助けて…
Y-You guys!
（カズマ）お前ら！ 食われてんじゃねえーっ！
Don't get eaten!
Today's Results
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Quest Complete
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Quest Complete
Defeated 3 Giant Toads
Today's Results
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Quest Complete
Successfully Defeated 5 Giant Toads
Quest Complete
（子どもＡ）ヤッベ このオタマ キッメ！
Wow! Check out this tadpole!
Whoa, it's huge!
（アクア）ぐすっ… ううっ
I stink... I stink!
生臭いよう… 生臭いよう
The inside of a frog stinks,
カエルの中って臭いけど いい感じに ぬくいんですね
but it's oddly nice and warm.
知りたくもない そんな知識
That's information I didn't need to know.
You're banned from using explosion magic, except in emergencies.
爆裂魔法は 緊急のとき以外は禁止な
Just make do with some other magic from now on.
これからは ほかの魔法で頑張ってくれよ
I can't.
使えません
Huh?
私は爆裂魔法しか使えないんです
I can only use explosion magic.
I can't use any other kind of magic.
ほかには 一切魔法は使えません
For real?
（カズマ）マジか？
For real.
マジです
Hey, wait right there!
（少女）コラッ 待ちなさーい！
Huh?
えっ… 爆裂魔法が使えるレベルなら―
If your level is high enough to use explosion magic,
shouldn't you be able to use other magic, too?
ほかの魔法だって 使えるでしょう？
私なんか宴会芸スキルを 習得してから―
I mean, I snagged all the party trick skills
アークプリーストの全魔法を 習得したし
before snagging all the archpriest spells.
What the heck would you use party trick skills for?
（カズマ）宴会芸スキルって 何に使うんだ？
私は爆裂魔法をこよなく愛する アークウィザード
I'm an archwizard who loves explosion magic above all else.
Explosion magic is not simply something I love.
爆発系統の魔法が 好きなんじゃないです
爆裂魔法だけが好きなのです！
Explosion magic is my one and only!
もちろん ほかの魔法も覚えれば 楽に冒険ができるでしょう
Adventuring would be a simple feat if I learned other magic,
but that just won't do!
でもダメなのです 私は爆裂魔法しか愛せない！
I can only love explosion magic!
I may only be able to use it once a day,
たとえ１日１発が限度でも―
and I may collapse afterwards,
魔法を使ったあとに 倒れるとしても
それでも私は 爆裂魔法しか愛せない！
but explosion magic is still the only magic I'll ever love!
だって私は 爆裂魔法を使うためだけに―
After all, I chose the path of an archwizard
solely so I could use explosion magic!
アークウィザードの道を 選んだのですから！
Wonderful! Simply wonderful!
すばらしい すばらしいわ！
You follow your heart's desire knowing perfectly well that it makes you ineffectual! I'm moved!
非効率ながらもロマンを 追い求める姿に私は感動したわ！
Damn, this magician's useless too.
（カズマ）マズい この魔法使いはダメな系だ
She and Aqua are on the same wavelength. That proves it.
よりによってアクアが 同調してるのが その証拠だ
Based on these two fights,
俺は この２回の戦いで―
I'm completely convinced that this goddess is completely useless.
どうも この女神 ちっとも 使えないんじゃないかと疑っている
Frankly, I've had enough of useless bitches.
はっきり言って これ以上 問題児は…
I see!
そっかー！ 多分イバラの道だろうけど頑張れよ
You've got a rough road ahead of you, but hang in there!
Once we reach the guild, we'll split the reward evenly!
ギルドに着いたら 報酬は山分けで―
If we ever meet again, your drink's on me—
機会があったら どこかで会お…
My sole desire is to use my explosion magic.
我が望みは 爆裂魔法を撃つことのみ
I can even go unpaid if need be.
なんなら無報酬でもいいと 考えています
Yes, an archwizard's mighty power can be yours,
そう アークウィザードの 強力な力が―
for the low, low cost of food and sundries!
今なら食費と雑費だけで
What choice do you have but to sign a long-term contract with me?
これはもう長期契約を交わすしか ないのではないだろうか
いやいやいや！ その強力な力は―
No, no, no.
Such mighty power would be wasted on a puny party of novice adventurers like us.
俺たちみたいな駆け出しの 弱小パーティーには宝の持ち腐れだ
No, no, no.
（めぐみん）いえいえいえ 弱小でも駆け出しでも大丈夫です
I don't mind all that.
私も上級職ですけど レベル６ですから
I may be an advanced class, but I'm only level six.
Hey, I wish you wouldn't try to tear my hand away!
ねっ 私の手を引き剥がそうと しないでほしいです
No, no, no, no.
What kind of magician can only use magic once a day?!
１日１発しか使えない 魔法使いとかないわ
（カズマ）くっ… こいつ 魔法使いのくせに意外な握力を
This girl's got a surprisingly strong grip for a magician!
おい 離せ！
Hey, let go!
I'll bet most parties would pay not to have you!
お前 ほかのパーティーでも 捨てられた口だろ 離せって！
I said let go!
Heck, if we go into a dungeon, there won't be enough room to use explosion magic!
…というか ダンジョンにでも 潜ったときには爆裂魔法なんて―
狭い中じゃ使えないし いよいよ役立たずだろ
You get more useless by the second!
ちょっ… やめてよ 顔にかかってる
Hey, stop! You're getting it on my face!
もう どこのパーティーも 拾ってくれないのです
No other parties will take me!
荷物持ちでも何でもします
I'll do whatever you want! I'll even carry your stuff!
お願いです 私を捨てないでください！
I'm begging you! Please don't abandon me!
How awful! That man's going to abandon a little girl!
ヤダ あの男 小さい子を捨てようとしてる
隣には粘液まみれの女の子も 連れてるわよ
The girl following him is covered in cloudy white fluid!
Toying with such a little girl, then discarding her? What a scumbag!
あんな小さい子をもてあそんで 捨てるなんて とんだクズね！
Look! Both those girls are covered in slime!
見て 女の子は２人ともヌルヌルよ
What debauchery have they suffered at the mercy of that decadent?!
いったい どんなプレーをしたのよ あの変態！
I-It's not like that!
（カズマ） ち… 違ーう！ ああ…
どんなプレーでも大丈夫ですから！
I'll perform any erotic act you choose!
先ほどのカエルを使った ヌルヌルプレーだって耐えて…
I can even endure that slimy thing we did with the frogs—
よーし 分かった！ これからも よろしくな！
All right, I get it!
Glad to have you aboard!
（ルナ） クエストの完了を確認しました ご苦労さまでした
Yes, it seems you have completed your quest.
Very good work.
I went up four levels all at once.
一気に４もレベルが上がってる
So just defeating monsters really does make you stronger?
本当にモンスターを倒すだけで 強くなるもんなんだ
初心者の冒険者ほど 成長は早いですよ
The lower your level, the faster you advance.
では ジャイアント･トードの 買い取りと―
Now then, the total from the sale of the giant toads
and the quest completion reward
クエストの達成報酬を合わせまして 11万エリスとなります
comes to 110,000 eris.
Please verify the amount.
ご確認くださいね
110,000...
11万
３人で山分けすれば １人 ３万６千エリス程度
Split between three people, that comes to around 36,000 eris each.
We nearly lost our lives for a reward of 36,000 each.
命を落としそうになって 報酬は３万６千円
割に合わねえ
It's not worth it.
I checked for other kinds of quests, but...
一応 ほかのクエストも 見てみたが…
I want someone to search for my lost pet white wolf.
（クエストメッセージＡ） “迷子になったペットの ホワイトウルフを捜してほしい”
I want someone to teach my son swordsmanship.
（クエストメッセージＢ） “息子に剣術を教えてほしい”
Requirements: rune knights or swordmasters only.
“要 ルーンナイトか ソードマスターの方に限る”
Looking for a practice partner for magical experiments.
（クエストメッセージＣ） “魔法実験の練習台 探してます”
Requirements: must have high HP or confidence in their magic resistance!
“要 強じんな体力か 強い魔法抵抗力に自信のある方！”
うん 無理
Yeah, nope.
ハア… もう日本に帰りたい
Can't I go back to Japan?
Our new party member is useless.
募集で来た仲間が あれだし
この世界で生きてくのは甘くない
Life in this world isn't easy.
（ダクネス） 募集の張り紙 見させてもらった
I happened to see your recruitment poster.
Are you still recruiting party members?
（ダクネス） まだ パーティーメンバーの募集は しているだろうか？
Um...
ええと…
We are!
募集してますよ！
Though, I'd really advise against joining.
…と言っても あんまり お勧めはしないですけども
（カズマ）女騎士 それも とびきり美人の
A female knight.
And she's freaking beautiful!
Gorgeous, check. Adult charm, check.
年上の美人相手ということで緊張し 若干 上ずった声になってしまった
Me so nervous my voice cracked, triple check.
Curse me for staying a shut-in for so long!
長い引きこもり生活の弊害だ
I see. Thank goodness.
そうか よかった
I have anxiously awaited the arrival of someone such as yourself.
あなたのような者を 私は待ち望んでいたのだ
My name is Darkness.
（ダクネス） 私の名はダクネス
ク… クルセイダーを なりわいとしている者だ
M-My calling is that of a crusader.
Please let... Please let me...
ぜ… ぜひ 私を
ぜひ この私を！
j-j-j-j-join your party!
パーティーに！
I was runnin' down the lane when I fell intae a ditch
koronde surimuita toko
Oh, blood came rushin' out, and it stung me like a switch
chi ga nijinde shimiru keredo
Nothin' much tae dae, Ol' Johnny's had it worse
hecchara sa sugu naoru kara
I'll end up wi' a scab, no need tae call a hearse
ashita ni wa kasabuta dekiru
I set out to the cape where I hired me a ship
misaki kara fune wo daseba
The sails filled up wi' wind, reachin' a good clip
kaze wo uke ho ga fukuramu
It's a fine sunny day tae leave the countryside
boku wa ima tsuchi wo hanare
Tae sail the seven seas, tae journey far and wide
nanatsu no umi wo mata ni kakeru
Then from the south, a wind, a-blowin' tae the north
minami kara kaze ga fuite
With it the clouds, from them the rain poured forth
kyuu ni ame furihajimeta
The spring isn't e'en a stone's throw away
haru wa sugu tonari ni iru
But, oh, the sheets, I've yet tae take them in today
sentakumono torikomanakucha
Episode 3
A Treasure (Panty) in This Right Hand!
Dad, I've grown accustomed to my life here in this parallel world.
My days are busy, spent with my dependable companions.
Work is going well. They say I'm being promoted
exceptionally fast.
I'm so content with life that I never feel exhausted,
lonely, or resentful.
Really. I'd never lie to you.