[Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes PlayResX: 960 PlayResY: 540 LayoutResX: 960 LayoutResY: 540 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Yu Gothic,46,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H7F000000,1,0,0,0,100,100,4,0,1,2,2,1,0,0,0,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬~ Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.35,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}魔王{\fscx50}){\fscx100}よくぞここまで来た Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.35,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)}褒めてつかわ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,407)\fscx50}({\fscx100}田中さん{\fscx50})フンフン{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}匂いを嗅ぐ音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.52,0:00:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}お…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}お…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おどりゃ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}話聞かんか! Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}おっと失礼{\fscx50}。 {\fscx100}人探しの途中でして{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\fscx50}フンフン{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.53,0:00:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}な…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}なめとんのか{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おどりゃ~! Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.37,0:00:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,497)}うわぁ~! Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.37,0:00:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)}ふぅ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}やれやれ Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.37,0:00:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)}しかたありませんね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.05,0:00:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}花火の音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)\fscx50}({\fscx100}国王{\fscx50}){\fscx100}田中さんのおかげで Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,497)}この国も平和に{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.22,0:00:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}ふむ… Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.22,0:00:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}ここでもありませんでしたか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.23,0:01:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}国王{\fscx50}){\fscx100}えっ? Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.16,0:01:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}あっ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょっと…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょ…! Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.16,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)}《田中さん{\fscx50}:{\fscx100}こうして私は Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.16,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)}恋人の姿を求め➨ Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}次なる魔王の国へ向かいました》 Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.34,0:01:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,497)}⸨たぁ~っ! Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.34,0:01:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,497)}はぁぁ~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.34,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)}《しかしどこにも Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.34,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)}彼女の姿は見当たらず{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}ただただ Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}この世界が平和になり…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)}私は次なる世界へと Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}旅立ったのです》 Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.98,0:03:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}({\fscx100}俺{\fscx50})「{\fscx100}そしてまた新しい転生先で➨ Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.15,0:03:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}彼女のことを探しています{\fscx50}」。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}はぁ~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}やっぱり{\fscx50}ロマンチック{\fscx100}だなあ Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}田中さんは{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.99,0:03:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}({\fscx100}女神{\fscx50}){\fscx100}田中さん… Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.99,0:03:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}聞いたことがある名前ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.16,0:03:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}追伸{\fscx50} {\fscx100}新しい世界では➨ Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.67,0:03:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}殴られ屋を Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.67,0:03:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}活動の{\fscx50}ベース{\fscx100}にしています{\fscx50}」。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.34,0:03:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H00FFFF00}思い出しました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.34,0:03:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H00FFFF00}痛いのが好きな変態でしたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.34,0:03:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}⸨毎度あり!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.51,0:03:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}あなたもすばらしい恋人に Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.51,0:03:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}出会えますように{\fscx50}」。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.84,0:03:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}田中さん{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あなたこそは親友であり Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.84,0:03:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}最大の{\fscx50}ライバル{\fscx100}です! Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.52,0:03:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H00FFFF00}私なら他人でいることを Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.52,0:03:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}オススメ{\fscx100}しますが{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.52,0:03:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}女神様とは{\fscx50} {\fscx100}恋人でいることを Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.52,0:03:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オススメ{\fscx100}させてください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.85,0:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,377)\c&H00FFFF00}拒否します{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.85,0:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,407)\c&H0000FFFF}はうっ! Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.85,0:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}雷撃音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.19,0:03:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}くじ引きくん{\fscx50})アァウ{\fscx100}~…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.69,0:03:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}リスポン。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.70,0:03:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)\c&H00FFFF00}それでは{\fscx50} {\fscx100}転生のお時間です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.70,0:03:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\fscx50}エヘヘヘヘ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.03,0:03:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フヌヌヌ{\fscx100}…! Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}んっ?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ん~っ? Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.03,0:03:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,407)\fscx50}ベッ{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.03,0:03:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ぐっ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.04,0:04:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}秘伝の巻物の{\fscx50}ヒモ」{\fscx100}? Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.31,0:04:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,407)\c&H00FFFF00}お得意の無生物ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.31,0:04:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}う~む{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.31,0:04:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}例えば全身 Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.31,0:04:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}性感帯になったとします{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.15,0:04:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)\c&H00FFFF00}例えでも Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.15,0:04:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}なってほしくないですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.15,0:04:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}もしも{\fscx50} {\fscx100}この秘伝の巻物を Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.15,0:04:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}手にしたのがおっさんだと…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.65,0:04:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H00FFFF00}なるほど{\fscx50}。 {\fscx100}では{\fscx50}イケメン{\fscx100}勇者が Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.65,0:04:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}手にするようにしましょうか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.49,0:04:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}女神様って下{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}は許さないのに Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.49,0:04:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}時々許容しますよね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.66,0:04:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}なんのことでしょうか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.66,0:04:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)\c&H00FFFF00}下等動物の言ってる言葉は Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.66,0:04:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\c&H00FFFF00}わかりませんね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.16,0:04:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}あ~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}いやいやいや…! Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.17,0:04:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}そういえば{\fscx50} {\fscx100}最近間食増えたせいか Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.17,0:04:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}体重増えてますよね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.17,0:04:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}一日{\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}小さじ1杯の Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.17,0:04:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}オリーブオイル{\fscx100}がいいらしいですよ! Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.67,0:04:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H00FFFF00}あなたが出かける前の食事は Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.67,0:04:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}その{\fscx50}ボトル{\fscx100}一気飲みにしましょう{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.51,0:04:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ゴボボボ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.51,0:04:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)\fscx50}アァ{\fscx100}~…{\fscx50} アァ{\fscx100}~…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.51,0:04:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ゴボボボ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.18,0:04:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}グボボボ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.35,0:04:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}オリーブオイル{\fscx100}はこぼさないように{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.35,0:04:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}グブブッ グボボボ{\fscx100}…! Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.36,0:04:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H00FFFF00}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H00FFFF00}ハッ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.36,0:04:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H00FFFF00}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H00FFFF00}ハッ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.03,0:05:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H00FFFF00}ふぅ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}無事 Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.03,0:05:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H00FFFF00}減量に成功しましたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.64,0:05:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H00FFFF00}では自分へのご褒美に{\fscx50} ケーキ{\fscx100}をば…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.48,0:05:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,407)\c&H00FFFF00}んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.48,0:05:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}(ドア{\fscx100}開く{\fscx50}ジングル) Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.48,0:05:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}たった今戻りましたぁ~!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.31,0:05:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,407)\c&H0000FFFF}おや{\fscx50} {\fscx100}間食ですか? Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.31,0:05:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H00FFFF00}問題ありません{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.98,0:05:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ? Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.98,0:05:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}指を鳴らす音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.49,0:05:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,77)\c&H0000FFFF}ぶっ! Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.49,0:05:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,167)\c&H00FFFF00}今からあなたの体重が減ると➨ Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.16,0:05:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,77)\c&H00FFFF00}私の体重も減るようにします{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.16,0:05:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,167)\c&H0000FFFF}なんて楽な{\fscx50}ダイエッ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} ト{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.83,0:05:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H00FFFF00}では{\fscx50}ランニングマシーン{\fscx100}で Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.83,0:05:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}走りながら報告してください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.16,0:05:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}なんて過酷な報告… Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.16,0:05:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}んっ?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おっとっと…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.33,0:05:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,407)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H0000FFFF}ハッ{\c&H00FFFFFF} {\c&H0000FFFF}ハッ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.33,0:05:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H00FFFF00}まずは{\fscx50} {\fscx100}時速{\fscx50}10キロ{\fscx100}から{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.00,0:05:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H0000FFFF}よ~し{\fscx50} {\fscx100}頑張るぞ~! Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.01,0:05:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬~ Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.35,0:05:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,317)\c&H0000FFFF}巻物の作者は Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.35,0:05:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,323)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50\fscy50}くうちょう Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.35,0:05:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,377)\c&H0000FFFF}伝説の忍者{\fscx50} {\fscx100}空千代王です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.18,0:05:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,377)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}エアコン{\fscx100}みたいな名前ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.69,0:05:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}彼が巻物に記したのは Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.69,0:05:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}どんな過酷な環境でも➨ Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.69,0:06:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}あっという間に快適な空間へと Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.69,0:06:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}変貌させる{\fscx50} {\fscx100}秘伝の忍術です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.30,0:06:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,77)}⸨名付けて{\fscx50} 「{\fscx100}空千代王の術{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.30,0:06:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,167)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}エアコン{\fscx100}ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.47,0:06:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,347)}⸨急速冷房{\fscx50} {\fscx100}最強!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.47,0:06:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,347)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}エアコン{\fscx100}ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.48,0:06:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬~ Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.99,0:06:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}⸨女媧{\fscx50}/{\fscx100}伏犠{\fscx50}:ウフフ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}んっ?⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.99,0:06:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ただ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}消費する{\fscx50}チャクラ{\fscx100}もかなり多く➨ Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.16,0:06:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)\c&H0000FFFF}継続して使用するのは Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.16,0:06:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF}効率が悪いです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.66,0:06:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}⸨これは…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}封印せねば…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.83,0:06:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,407)\fscx50}ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} ハァ{\fscx100}…⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.83,0:06:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}このとき手に取ったのが…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}そう! Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.50,0:06:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,443)\fscx50\fscy50}うん Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.50,0:06:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,443)\fscx50\fscy50}にん Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.50,0:06:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)}⸨云?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}忍{\fscx50}!? Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.50,0:06:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,407)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ベトベトォ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.50,0:06:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,497)}ひぃぃ~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.51,0:06:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,497)\c&H0000FFFF}この俺です! Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.51,0:06:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,407)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ドヤ{\fscx100}顔されても{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.51,0:06:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}空千代王は{\fscx50} {\fscx100}俺を手に取ったとき➨ Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.68,0:06:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}油まみれなのに気が付いたんです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.85,0:06:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H00FFFF00}そういえば Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.85,0:06:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}最後の晩さんは{\fscx50}オリーブオイル{\fscx100}でしたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.85,0:07:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}伝説の忍者は{\fscx50} 「{\fscx100}秘伝の巻物の{\fscx50}ヒモ」 Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.85,0:07:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}である俺を使わざるをえない{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.46,0:07:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}泣く泣く俺を使用してましたよ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.46,0:07:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}⸨うぐぅ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}無理{\fscx50} {\fscx100}無理⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.79,0:07:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)\c&H00FFFF00}伝説の忍者を泣かせるとは{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.79,0:07:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}空千代王の泣き声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)\c&H0000FFFF}潔癖性でしたからね{\fscx50} {\fscx100}彼は{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}空千代王の泣き声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,407)\c&H00FFFF00}それは最悪だったでしょうね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}泣き声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.80,0:07:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,407)\c&H00FFFF00}ところで{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.80,0:07:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}泣き声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.30,0:07:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,437)\c&H00FFFF00}全身性感帯にする{\fscx50}オプション{\fscx100}は Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.30,0:07:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00}つけなかったのですか? Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.64,0:07:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}女神様の口からそんな言葉が Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.64,0:07:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}出るなんて~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}なかなか刺激的~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.48,0:07:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,407)\c&H00FFFF00}時速{\fscx50}20キロ。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.48,0:07:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}のわ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おおぉ~! Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.32,0:07:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}そして時は流れ{\fscx50} 100{\fscx100}年後{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.65,0:07:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}平和な気温が Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.65,0:07:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}保たれていましたが…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.16,0:07:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)}⸨にょにょにょ! Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.16,0:07:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\fscx50}ハッ{\fscx100}…! Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.83,0:07:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\fscx50}アンタ{\fscx100}…!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.33,0:07:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}泣き声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.00,0:07:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF}この夫婦神の{\fscx50}ケンカ{\fscx100}で Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.00,0:07:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}氷点下へと変貌します! Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.50,0:07:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,437)\c&H00FFFF00}おお{\fscx50} エアコン{\fscx100}の術が Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.50,0:07:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)\c&H00FFFF00}求められる時代が…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.67,0:07:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00}んっ?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}誰か来ましたよ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.17,0:07:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}ああ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}彼は世界を救うと決意した Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.17,0:07:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF}孤高の忍者{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.85,0:08:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\c&H00FFFF00}おお{\fscx50} {\fscx100}王道な忍者物語ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.85,0:08:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,167)\c&H0000FFFF}名を{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.45,0:08:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H00FFFF00}3秒前の Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.45,0:08:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H00FFFF00}私の{\fscx50}セリフ{\fscx100}を返してください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.45,0:08:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ついに忍者村に到達した{\fscx50}フェリック。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.12,0:08:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}秘伝の巻物が隠されている Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.12,0:08:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}洞窟の地図を探すため➨ Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.63,0:08:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H0000FFFF}侵入した忍者村{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.63,0:08:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)\c&H0000FFFF}そこで手痛い歓迎を受けます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.63,0:08:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}いったい{\fscx50} {\fscx100}どんな目に{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.13,0:08:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,497)}⸨{\fscx50}ビリビリビリ アウ{\fscx100}~! Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.47,0:08:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,407)\fscx50}ビリビリビリ{\fscx100}…⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.47,0:08:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H00FFFF00}手が痛い歓迎でしたか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.80,0:08:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,77)\c&H0000FFFF}これぞ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}伝説の忍者の里に伝わる Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.80,0:08:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,137)\c&H0000FFFF}秘伝の対人結界忍術! Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.64,0:08:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}⸨来んな{\fscx50} {\fscx100}よそ者! Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.64,0:08:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}秘伝の書は渡さん! Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.81,0:08:34.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)\fscx50}Ooooh, {\fscx100}…{\fscx50} KNOB{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.31,0:08:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,377)\c&H00FFFF00}和風の忍者村が Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.31,0:08:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H00FFFF00}なぜにすべて{\fscx50}ドアノブ{\fscx100}? Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.31,0:08:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(632,497)}⸨{\fscx50}ハッ{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.82,0:08:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}そこで{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.82,0:08:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ふと名案を思いつきます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.82,0:08:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)}⸨{\fscx50}All light{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.82,0:08:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,137)\fscx50}I should just buy gloves{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.83,0:08:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}Oh, Nice{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.83,0:08:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\c&H0000FFFF}ところが非道にも Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.83,0:08:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,137)\c&H0000FFFF}敵である{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}に対し➨ Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.16,0:08:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\c&H0000FFFF}相場の{\fscx50}1.1{\fscx100}倍もの値段で Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.16,0:08:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,137)\c&H0000FFFF}手袋を販売してきたのです! Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.00,0:08:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)}⸨{\fscx50}フェリック:Oh{\fscx100}…⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.00,0:08:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H00FFFF00}良心的な範囲だと思いますよ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.44,0:09:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.44,0:09:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,497)}⸨{\fscx50}ビーリビリビリ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.78,0:09:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)\fscx50}ビリビリ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} アオ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ウ{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.78,0:09:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}その手袋は➨ Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.78,0:09:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)\c&H0000FFFF}電気を素通りさせる Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.78,0:09:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}手袋だったのです! Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.28,0:09:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}地味に非道でしたか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.28,0:09:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF}それは{\fscx50} スマホ{\fscx100}をいじるための Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.28,0:09:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}手袋だったからです! Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.45,0:09:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)}⸨{\fscx50}Noooo{\fscx100}~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.45,0:09:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\c&H00FFFF00}わりと文明的{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.12,0:09:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)}⸨…{\fscx50} Glove{\fscx100}!{\fscx50} YaHaaaaa{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.12,0:09:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00}諦めましたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.29,0:09:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}面倒になった{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.29,0:09:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}扉を蹴破って進み➨ Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.46,0:09:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}村じゅうの忍者たちを Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.46,0:09:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}敵に回してしまいました! Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.80,0:09:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,497)\c&H00FFFF00}でしょうね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.80,0:09:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}⸨{\fscx50}Yahaaaaa{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.80,0:09:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\fscx50}My ninja spirit says this{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.81,0:09:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}洞窟の地図を手にした{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.81,0:09:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)}⸨{\fscx50}Oh nice{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.64,0:09:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}追いかける声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.81,0:09:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\fscx50}NO, Save the world{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.15,0:09:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\fscx50}I wanna be HERO{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.98,0:09:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,407)\fscx50}({\fscx100}忍者たち{\fscx50}){\fscx100}うわ~! Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.98,0:09:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)\fscx50}ヤッホー{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.65,0:09:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF}里に火を放ちながら Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.65,0:09:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}洞窟へと向かいます! Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.83,0:09:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)}⸨{\fscx50}I’m the greatest HERO{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.83,0:09:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ノリノリ{\fscx100}ですね{\fscx50} フェリック。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.17,0:10:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)}⸨{\fscx50}Oh{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.17,0:10:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}あぁ?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}触んなよ{\c&H00FFFFFF}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.68,0:10:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,407)\c&H00FFFF00}まだ{\fscx50}オイル{\fscx100}まみれでしたか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.68,0:10:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}⸨{\fscx50}OH{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.68,0:10:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}なぜか{\fscx50} オリーブオイル{\fscx100}が Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.68,0:10:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}あふれる体質になっていまして{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.01,0:10:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,407)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ハァ ハァ ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.01,0:10:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H00FFFF00}転生前のいらない因果ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.18,0:10:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}なおも Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.18,0:10:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}つかみかかりますが➨ Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.35,0:10:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}俺は抜け続けます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.35,0:10:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}なぜそんなに逃げ続けるのです? Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.02,0:10:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}が Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.02,0:10:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}無駄に{\fscx50}イケメン{\fscx100}だったのでつい{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.19,0:10:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)\c&H00FFFF00}まぁ確かに{\fscx50}イケメン{\fscx100}である Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.19,0:10:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}必要のない話ですからね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.70,0:10:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}⸨{\c&H0000FFFF}これでも食らえ~!{\c&H00FFFFFF}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.70,0:10:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}繰り出される{\fscx50}オリーブオイル{\fscx100}の雨に Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.70,0:10:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は苦戦します! Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.54,0:10:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H00FFFF00}以前{\fscx50} サラダ{\fscx100}油で Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.54,0:10:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}似た光景ありませんでしたっけ? Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.87,0:10:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,407)}⸨{\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フヌヌヌ{\fscx100}…! Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.87,0:10:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\fscx50}NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN{\fscx100}…! Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.21,0:10:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\fscx50}RIN RYOU TOU SHA{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.21,0:10:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\fscx50}no{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}!? no{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.55,0:10:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\fscx50}NURU NURU NURU NURU{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}. Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.55,0:10:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\fscx50}Ga‐ccha{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.72,0:10:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}NIN, NIN, NIN{\fscx100}…!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.72,0:10:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は{\fscx50} {\fscx100}巻物の{\fscx50}ヒモ{\fscx100}を➨ Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.72,0:11:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,407)\c&H0000FFFF}取り外すことに成功します{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.72,0:11:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}⸨{\fscx50}Ga‐ccha{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.66,0:11:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}こうして{\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}は Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.66,0:11:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}空千代王の技を覚え! Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.50,0:11:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}⸨2人{\fscx50}:COOOOOL{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.83,0:11:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50})クール クーラー クーリスト{\fscx100}!{\fscx50} HEY{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.34,0:11:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,407)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50})クール クーラー クーリスト{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.34,0:11:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}女媧{\fscx50}/{\fscx100}伏犠{\fscx50})HEY{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.67,0:11:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\fscx50}(フェリック/{\fscx100}俺{\fscx50})ウルトラ{\fscx100}さわやか{\fscx50} {\fscx100}超{\fscx50}COOL{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.51,0:11:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,347)\fscx50}HEY{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.52,0:11:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H00FFFF00}あれ?{\fscx50} フェリック Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.52,0:11:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H00FFFF00}日本語が読めないのでは? Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.85,0:11:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}。 ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} ハァ{\fscx100}… Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.85,0:11:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}かわいそうだったので➨ Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.02,0:11:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}俺が翻訳{\fscx50}アプリ{\fscx100}を使って Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.02,0:11:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}教えてあげました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.03,0:11:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H00FFFF00}巻物を渡さなかった非親切を Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.03,0:11:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}棚に上げてきましたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.86,0:11:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フェリック{\fscx100}のおかげで{\fscx50} {\fscx100}世界は Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.86,0:11:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}温度が{\fscx50}18{\fscx100}度に固定されました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.87,0:11:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ハァ ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.87,0:11:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}冷房効きすぎですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.87,0:11:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}まぁ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}さすがに{\fscx50} ヒモ{\fscx100}としての人生は Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.87,0:11:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}盛り上がりに欠けたので➨ Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.87,0:11:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ハァ ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}戻ってきちゃいました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.54,0:11:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF}というわけで! Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.54,0:11:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}お土産は{\fscx50} {\fscx100}忍者村印の Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.54,0:11:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}スマホ{\fscx100}がいじれる手袋です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.72,0:11:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)\c&H00FFFF00}そちらでしたか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.72,0:11:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}オリーブオイル{\fscx100}かと思ってました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.22,0:12:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ぐげっ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}そろそろ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}くくっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.82,0:12:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ぐぐ…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}がはあ! Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.99,0:12:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\c&H00FFFF00}まだ{\fscx50}27キロ{\fscx100}です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.16,0:12:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)\c&H00FFFF00}きちんと{\fscx50}42.195キロ Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.16,0:12:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}走りきってください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.83,0:12:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}げっ!{\fscx50} フルマラソン{\fscx100}だったのか! Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.83,0:12:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,497)\c&H00FFFF00}えいっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}時速{\fscx50}40キロ。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.83,0:12:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}わっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わはぁ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わっ…! Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.34,0:12:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)\c&H00FFFF00}私のために頑張ってくださいね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.34,0:12:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ひぃ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}わはぁ~! Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.51,0:12:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H00FFFF00}う~ん Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.51,0:12:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}いったい{\fscx50} {\fscx100}どこのどなたが…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.85,0:12:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}どうかしたんですか?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}女神様{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.02,0:12:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H00FFFF00}何やら{\fscx50} {\fscx100}こんなものが Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.02,0:12:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}送られてきたんです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.52,0:12:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}受け取り{\fscx50}サイン{\fscx100}をする音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.69,0:12:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}おお~っ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ずいぶん Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.69,0:12:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}きれいな振り袖ですね~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.03,0:12:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)\c&H00FFFF00}送り主が不明でして{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.03,0:12:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}誰か他の神様じゃないですか? Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.03,0:12:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H00FFFF00}彼らから届くのは Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.03,0:12:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H00FFFF00}だいたい{\fscx50} カミソリレター{\fscx100}なのですが{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.70,0:12:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}よほど恨みを買ってますね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.70,0:12:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,407)\c&H00FFFF00}とにかく{\fscx50} {\fscx100}しまっておきましょう{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.70,0:12:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ちょっと待ってください! Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.37,0:12:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}着ませんよ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.38,0:13:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}異世界転生のお時間です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.31,0:13:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}前回は無生物でしたから Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.31,0:13:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}今回は久しぶりに➨ Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.65,0:13:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}生き物にでもなりたいな! Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.65,0:13:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,497)\fscx50}オッ オゥ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.49,0:13:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,407)\fscx50}オエッ{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.49,0:13:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ほっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ふふ~ん{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.82,0:13:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}え~と{\fscx50} {\fscx100}なになに~?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}んっ…? Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.16,0:13:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,407)\c&H00FFFF00}どうしたのですか? Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.16,0:13:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あぁ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.16,0:13:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}すみません Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.16,0:13:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}つい感情移入をしてしまい…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.83,0:13:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H00FFFF00}いったい{\fscx50} {\fscx100}なんなのです? Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.83,0:13:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「カップル{\fscx100}が{\fscx50}キス{\fscx100}している後ろで Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.83,0:13:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}一人寂しく座っている➨ Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.34,0:13:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}独身男性が感じる… Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.34,0:13:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}気まずい…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}雰囲気{\fscx50}」。 {\fscx100}くっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.34,0:13:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)\c&H00FFFF00}最後は涙声でしたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.34,0:13:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}幾度…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}幾度{\fscx50} {\fscx100}この雰囲気を Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.34,0:13:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}味わわされたか! Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.51,0:13:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}(カップル{\fscx100}たちの楽しそうな声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.02,0:13:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}グフッ グフフフフ{\fscx100}~! Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.52,0:13:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H00FFFF00}まぁ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}こんな感じに Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.52,0:13:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H00FFFF00}なるでしょうから{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.03,0:13:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H00FFFF00}楽しんできてください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.36,0:13:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}グッハッハァ{\fscx100}~!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}滅殺! Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.64,0:14:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)\c&H00FFFF00}やはり窮屈ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.64,0:14:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}(ドア{\fscx100}開く{\fscx50}ジングル) Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.64,0:14:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)\c&H0000FFFF}ただ今戻りました~!{\fscx50} グェ。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.64,0:14:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}(ドア{\fscx100}開く{\fscx50}ジングル) Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.65,0:14:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,407)\c&H00FFFF00}はっ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.65,0:14:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}お~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}とてもお似合いです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.98,0:14:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)\c&H0000FFFF}馬子にも衣装といった感じです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.98,0:14:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}はっ? Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.82,0:14:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H00FFFF00}嫌みでしょうか? Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.82,0:14:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}あなたを草履にして➨ Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.15,0:14:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}履き潰してもいいのですが{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.16,0:14:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)\c&H0000FFFF}すみません{\fscx50} {\fscx100}間違えました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.16,0:14:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H00FFFF00}気をつけてくださいね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.49,0:14:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,377)\c&H00FFFF00}それでは報告を{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.49,0:14:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(632,437)\c&H0000FFFF}ぶふっ! Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.49,0:14:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}聞きましょうか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.16,0:14:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}俺は{\fscx50} 「カップル{\fscx100}が{\fscx50}キス{\fscx100}している後ろで➨ Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.83,0:14:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}一人寂しく Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.83,0:14:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}座っている独身男性が感じる➨ Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.50,0:14:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}気まずい雰囲気{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}に転生しました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.67,0:14:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}哀愁漂う存在ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.18,0:14:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}⸨中年男性{\fscx50}:ハァァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} フゥゥ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ッ ウゥ{\fscx100}~! Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.18,0:14:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,407)}ひぃ~っ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}う~っ! Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.18,0:14:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}あっ? Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.52,0:14:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}うぅ~!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ん~っ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ん~っ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.36,0:14:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,377)\c&H0000FFFF}まずは試しに{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50} {\c&H0000FFFF}BGM{\fscx100}で{\fscx50}サンバ{\fscx100}を Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.36,0:14:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,437)\c&H0000FFFF}流してみました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.36,0:14:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬{\fscx50}(サンバ) Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.69,0:14:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,407)}⸨えっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}俺?⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.69,0:14:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬{\fscx50}(サンバ) Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.69,0:14:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,377)\c&H00FFFF00}早速{\fscx50} {\fscx100}気まずい思いを Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.69,0:14:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,437)\c&H00FFFF00}していますね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.69,0:14:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}♬{\fscx50}(サンバ) Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.70,0:14:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)}⸨いやいやいや… Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.70,0:14:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)}ちゃうちゃうちゃうちゃう…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.87,0:15:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)}おっさんよ~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.87,0:15:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}やあ~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}もう{\fscx50} {\fscx100}やっく~ん⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.64,0:15:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}どうにか改善できないものかと Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.64,0:15:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}試行錯誤してみました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.14,0:15:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,407)}⸨{\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}キルキルキルキルキル シ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ット{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.14,0:15:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}ちょちょちょ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.64,0:15:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}ちょっと…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょっま{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょっま! Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.64,0:15:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}ちょちょちょ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょま{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あっ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.64,0:15:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(552,497)\c&H00FFFF00}それで{\fscx50}デスメタル。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.81,0:15:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,407)}⸨{\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}フンフンフフフ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.81,0:15:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}見捨てましたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.65,0:15:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)}⸨みんな~ Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.65,0:15:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}楽しんでくれたかな~? Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.49,0:15:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\fscx50}「{\fscx100}勇者{\fscx50}リンリン アソパソマソ」{\fscx100}でした~! Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.82,0:15:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\fscx50}(アソパソマソ){\fscx100}正義の鉄拳せいさい! Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.82,0:15:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)\fscx50}オレ{\fscx100}の友達! Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.16,0:15:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)}鉄拳せいさ~い! Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.16,0:15:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,497)}ありがと~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.16,0:15:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,407)}続きまして…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.16,0:15:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\fscx50}(ジヨーク){\fscx100}俺だ~! Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.16,0:15:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}ショートコント{\fscx100}!{\fscx50} 「{\fscx100}初めて戦った{\fscx50}スライム{\fscx100}が➨ Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.83,0:15:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}昔{\fscx50} {\fscx100}飼ってた{\fscx50}ペット{\fscx100}だと Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.83,0:15:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)}わかったときの勇者~{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.84,0:15:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\fscx50}(スライム{\fscx100}男{\fscx50})ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.84,0:15:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}コミカル{\fscx100}にもしてみようと Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.84,0:15:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}それ系な中年男性を見つけました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.34,0:15:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,377)}⸨{\fscx50}スライム{\fscx100}だ{\fscx50} スライム{\fscx100}だ! Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.34,0:15:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,437)}絶対{\fscx50}スライム{\fscx100}だな{\fscx50} {\fscx100}これ~! Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.34,0:15:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}笑い声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.01,0:15:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)}お~っし{\fscx50} {\fscx100}出たな{\fscx50}スライム{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.01,0:15:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}お前{\fscx50}スライム{\fscx100}だろ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}やってやるよ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.18,0:15:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,407)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.18,0:15:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}ん~っ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.52,0:15:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,407)\fscx50}ポヨヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.52,0:15:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)}うっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}うっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.69,0:15:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)}うぐっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}うぐっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.69,0:16:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}うぐっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}うぐっ…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.29,0:16:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}はっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}うわぁ~お! Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.96,0:16:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)}うわぁ~お! Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.96,0:16:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}えっ? Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.30,0:16:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,377)}ん~っ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.30,0:16:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,407)}んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.30,0:16:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}足音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.30,0:16:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}おっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}おっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}お前{\fscx50} ペロ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} ペロ{\fscx100}か? Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.14,0:16:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\fscx50}ペロ{\fscx100}~!{\fscx50} ペロ ペロ{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.14,0:16:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}お前{\fscx50} {\fscx100}5歳のときに逃げ出した➨ Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.81,0:16:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,377)\fscx50}ペロ{\fscx100}じゃないか~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.81,0:16:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,437)}殺せない{\fscx50} {\fscx100}殺せない…! Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.81,0:16:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.48,0:16:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,77)\c&H00FFFF00}関心{\fscx50}ゼロ{\fscx100}の{\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}の Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.48,0:16:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,137)\c&H00FFFF00}背後まで行って{\fscx50}ショートコント{\fscx100}…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.98,0:16:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,77)\c&H00FFFF00}勇気ありますね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.98,0:16:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,167)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者ですからね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.65,0:16:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,437)}⸨しかしこれが Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.65,0:16:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)}勇者への第一歩だ~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.16,0:16:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,407)}死ねぇ{\fscx50} ペロ{\fscx100}~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.16,0:16:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}ぐわっ…! Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.16,0:16:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}叫び声と叩く音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.66,0:16:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.66,0:16:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}倒れる音{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.33,0:16:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.34,0:16:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)}いや無理~!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}いろいろ無理~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.84,0:16:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00}自虐を{\fscx50}バネ{\fscx100}に{\fscx50}ハネ{\fscx100}まくる{\fscx50}コント。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.01,0:16:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)}⸨2人{\fscx50}:{\fscx100}こっちも無理~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.01,0:16:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,497)}いろいろ無理~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.68,0:16:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,377)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}はっ{\fscx50}!? Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.68,0:16:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,467)}そおっすな~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.68,0:16:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,497)}いや{\fscx50} {\fscx100}よか! Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.51,0:16:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)}そおっすな~! Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.51,0:16:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\fscx50}オレ{\fscx100}? Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.52,0:17:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン。 Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.52,0:17:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)}はぁ~っ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.29,0:17:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}この奇跡に驚いた勇者は Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.29,0:17:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}コメディアン{\fscx100}への道を目指します{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.96,0:17:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし俺は{\fscx50} 「カップル{\fscx100}が{\fscx50}キス{\fscx100}している Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.96,0:17:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}後ろで一人寂しく座っている➨ Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.96,0:17:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}独身男性が感じる Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.96,0:17:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}気まずい雰囲気{\fscx50}」。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.63,0:17:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ジェラシーオーラ{\fscx100}とでもいいますか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.63,0:17:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,227)}⸨うお~っ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.63,0:17:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,317)\c&H0000FFFF}その重大さを悟った勇者は➨ Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.64,0:17:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,317)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ジェラシー{\fscx100}を求めます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.64,0:17:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)}⸨{\fscx50}ジェラシー{\fscx100}を!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}これでなんとか! Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.64,0:17:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,137)\fscx50}オレ{\fscx100}を無理な感じに!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.81,0:17:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,77)\c&H00FFFF00}なんか買収してませんか? Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.81,0:17:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,137)\c&H0000FFFF}はい! Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.81,0:17:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,197)}⸨あぁ~っ! Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.15,0:17:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)}新婚さん{\fscx50} ジェラシー{\fscx100}を! Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.15,0:17:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,167)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}はい? Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.15,0:17:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,77)}ぬあ~!{\fscx50} ジェラシー{\fscx100}を!{\fscx50} ジェラシー{\fscx100}を!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.15,0:17:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,77)\c&H00FFFF00}なんという執念{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.16,0:17:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,77)}⸨ぬあ~っ!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ぬあぁ…! Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.83,0:17:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}訴える声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.83,0:17:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,497)\fscx50}OK{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.83,0:17:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H0000FFFF}そして勇者は Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.83,0:17:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}一組の{\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}を金で雇います{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.50,0:17:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)}⸨{\fscx50}サンキュー{\fscx100}!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.50,0:17:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}どういう{\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}でしょうか{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.50,0:17:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}自分たちの{\fscx50}ラブラブ{\fscx100}っぷりを Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.50,0:17:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}独り身の連中に見せつけるのが➨ Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.84,0:17:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}好きな{\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}でした{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.84,0:17:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(472,497)\c&H00FFFF00}破局してしまえ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.51,0:17:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)}⸨これでいつでも Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.51,0:17:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)}自由に呼び出せる! Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.84,0:18:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,407)}ん~っ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちゅっ…⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.84,0:18:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H00FFFF00}あなたもよく応えましたね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.95,0:18:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,407)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者の{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}がおもしろかったので{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.95,0:18:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,497)\c&H00FFFF00}そうですかね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.28,0:18:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)}⸨殺せない…{\fscx50} ペロ{\fscx100}を殺すなんて Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.28,0:18:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)}できないよぉ…! Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.79,0:18:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,437)}いや無理{\fscx50} マジ{\fscx100}無理 Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.79,0:18:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}いろいろ無理~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.13,0:18:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者は{\fscx50} {\fscx100}子どもも老人も Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.13,0:18:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H0000FFFF}まねするほどの➨ Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.96,0:18:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}人気者になりました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.96,0:18:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,407)}⸨{\fscx50}オレ{\fscx100}の名前は勇者{\fscx50}ジヨーク{\fscx100}です! Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.96,0:18:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.13,0:18:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}コメディアン{\fscx100}になるために Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.13,0:18:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H00FFFF00}生まれたような名前ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.14,0:18:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}なぜか{\fscx50}ジヨーク{\fscx100}の前で{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ずっと{\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}が Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.14,0:18:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}キス{\fscx100}しているのが邪魔だという➨ Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.64,0:18:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}欠点はありましたが Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.64,0:18:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}すぐに有名になりましたよ! Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.14,0:18:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,437)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし{\fscx50} {\fscx100}この人気を Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.14,0:18:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}妬む者が現れます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.31,0:18:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,377)}⸨{\fscx50}ジヨーク{\fscx100}め{\fscx50} バチ ボコ{\fscx100}るっ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.32,0:18:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,107)\c&H0000FFFF}魔王…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.32,0:18:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,137)}⸨{\fscx50}ギャッグ{\fscx100}です⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.32,0:18:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,227)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ギャッグ{\fscx100}です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.49,0:18:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,167)\c&H00FFFF00}これは Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.49,0:18:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,227)\c&H00FFFF00}あなたが見捨てた独身男性{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.82,0:18:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412,227)\c&H00FFFF00}魔王だったんですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.82,0:18:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}魔王{\fscx50}ギャッグ{\fscx100}も Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.82,0:18:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}後光{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}で{\fscx50}ブーム{\fscx100}を狙っていたのです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.83,0:18:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}同じく{\fscx50} カップル{\fscx100}を Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.83,0:18:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}前に置く必要がありました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ウケ{\fscx100}は悪かったのです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)}⸨{\fscx50}ホンマ{\fscx100}でんがな~⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.00,0:18:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,407)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}かぶりになってますね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.00,0:18:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}そしてついに! Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.84,0:19:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者と魔王の Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.84,0:19:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}お笑い{\fscx50}バトル{\fscx100}が始まります! Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.27,0:19:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H00FFFF00}すごい穏便な戦い{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.27,0:19:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}勝負の決着は Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.27,0:19:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}先におもしろい{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}を披露し➨ Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.11,0:19:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}その際に与えられる座布団を Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.11,0:19:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}より多く積み重ねたほうが➨ Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.45,0:19:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}勝ちです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.45,0:19:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(532,497)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}『{\fscx100}笑点{\fscx50}』{\fscx100}ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.62,0:19:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)}⸨これでも食らえ~! Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.62,0:19:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}いや~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}無理ぃ~! Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.79,0:19:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(492,407)}あは~ん{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.79,0:19:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)}うふ~ん{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.96,0:19:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,377)\fscx50}ジェラジェラ ジェラシー{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.96,0:19:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,407)\fscx50}ムリムリムリムリ{\fscx100}~!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.96,0:19:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}互いに世界を制する力を持つ➨ Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.79,0:19:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者と魔王だけあって{\fscx50} {\fscx100}座布団は Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.79,0:19:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}どんどん積み上がっていきます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.96,0:19:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,437)\c&H00FFFF00}その力{\fscx50} {\fscx100}お笑いにも通用するとは Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.96,0:19:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,497)\c&H00FFFF00}思いませんけど…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.97,0:19:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,407)}⸨観客たち{\fscx50}:{\fscx100}うおぉ~っ!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.97,0:19:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(512,497)\c&H00FFFF00}あれ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}通じてる{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.97,0:19:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,407)}⸨{\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.97,0:19:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}息切れの声{\fscx50}) Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.14,0:19:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.14,0:19:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}ついに決着の時を迎えます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.48,0:19:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}勇者{\fscx50}ジヨーク{\fscx100}が新作{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}➨ Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.48,0:19:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「ミュルポッヘチョクチョン」{\fscx100}を Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.48,0:19:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,497)\c&H0000FFFF}さく裂させたのです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.98,0:19:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)}⸨{\fscx50}ハァ{\fscx100}…{\fscx50} {\fscx100}酸素薄いな…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.98,0:19:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,407)}無理を押して{\fscx50} {\fscx100}やるのだ! Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.98,0:19:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}はい? Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.99,0:19:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)}は~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}えっえっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}攻撃魔法には! Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.99,0:19:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)}3つの袋がありまして!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}はい!⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.99,0:19:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}おぉ…!{\fscx50} {\fscx100}んっ? Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.16,0:20:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ミュルポッヘチョクチョン{\fscx100}の破壊力は Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.16,0:20:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,497)\c&H0000FFFF}絶大でした{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.00,0:20:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H00FFFF00}んっ?{\fscx50} {\fscx100}ちょっと待ってください{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.00,0:20:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}画面が真っ黒ですよ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.00,0:20:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}すみません{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.00,0:20:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ミュルポッヘチョクチョン{\fscx100}の{\fscx50}ネタ{\fscx100}見せ場面は…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.84,0:20:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}限定{\fscx50} ブルーレイBOX{\fscx100}でしか Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.84,0:20:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}見られないんです~! Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.51,0:20:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,407)\c&H00FFFF00}そんな{\fscx50}バカ{\fscx100}な{\fscx50}。 {\fscx100}しかも{\fscx50}BOX。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.51,0:20:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}うん! Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.51,0:20:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,407)}⸨いやったあ~! Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.51,0:20:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}ポヨ{\fscx100}~{\fscx50}ン{\fscx100}⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.85,0:20:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}こうして世界に平和が訪れました{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.85,0:20:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H00FFFF00}世界の平和よりも➨ Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.85,0:20:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}ミュルポッヘチョクチョン{\fscx100}のほうが Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.85,0:20:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(392,497)\c&H00FFFF00}気になります{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.52,0:20:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,437)\c&H0000FFFF}しかし{\fscx50} {\fscx100}思いもよらぬ形で Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.52,0:20:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,497)\c&H0000FFFF}俺は終わりを迎えます{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.70,0:20:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,377)}⸨{\fscx50}サイッテ{\fscx100}~! Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.70,0:20:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,407)\fscx50}アウチ{\fscx100}! Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.70,0:20:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)}もうやってられないわよ! Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.36,0:20:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(432,377)}あっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}あぁ…⸩ Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.36,0:20:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,467)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}が破局したのです! Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.36,0:20:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(632,497)\c&H00FFFF00}なぜに? Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.54,0:20:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ショー{\fscx100}の間に出た Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.54,0:20:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(252,497)\c&H0000FFFF}豚{\fscx50}キムチ{\fscx100}弁当を食べたあと➨ Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.37,0:20:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,407)\c&H0000FFFF}男性が Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.37,0:20:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,467)\c&H0000FFFF}歯を磨かなかったらしいのです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.21,0:20:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,467)\c&H00FFFF00}それは最悪ですね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.21,0:20:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,437)\c&H0000FFFF}それ以来{\fscx50} 「{\fscx100}人前でいちゃつくと Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.21,0:20:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(452,497)\c&H0000FFFF}別れる{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}という➨ Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.21,0:20:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)\c&H0000FFFF}都市伝説が世界中に流布され➨ Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.38,0:20:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(372,497)\c&H0000FFFF}俺は消滅したのでした{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.88,0:20:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}カップル{\fscx100}がいなければ Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.88,0:20:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H00FFFF00}成立しませんからね{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.72,0:20:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}ところで{\fscx50} {\fscx100}せっかく振り袖姿なので Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.72,0:20:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}季節外れですが➨ Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.39,0:21:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}お正月気分を Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.39,0:21:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}味わってみませんか? Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.66,0:21:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(592,407)\c&H00FFFF00}お正月? Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.66,0:21:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,497)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.66,0:21:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,437)\c&H0000FFFF}こたつに入って{\fscx50} {\fscx100}みかんを食べて Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.66,0:21:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(192,497)\c&H0000FFFF}お笑いを見るのが定番です{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.67,0:21:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(212,437)\c&H0000FFFF}これが{\fscx50} {\fscx100}振り袖を来た女神様と Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.67,0:21:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,497)\c&H0000FFFF}してみたい➨ Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.17,0:21:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(272,437)\c&H0000FFFF}あんなことや Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.17,0:21:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)\c&H0000FFFF}こんなことなんです{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.34,0:21:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(652,407)\c&H00FFFF00}へ~{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.34,0:21:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\c&H0000FFFF}あ~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}えっと…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.51,0:21:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\c&H0000FFFF}ちなみに{\fscx50} {\fscx100}今回のお土産は{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.51,0:21:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,77)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}ミュルポッヘチョクチョン{\fscx100}の限定{\fscx50}ブルーレイBOX Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.51,0:21:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,137)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}プラス{\fscx100}特典です! Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.68,0:21:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(312,407)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}えっ! Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.68,0:21:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)\c&H00FFFF00}すぐに用意を{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.86,0:21:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}は~{\fscx50} {\fscx100}えっ{\fscx50} {\fscx100}えっ{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.86,0:21:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(332,407)\fscx50}({\fscx100}2人{\fscx50}){\fscx100}おぉ~! Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.86,0:21:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(292,497)}📺攻撃魔法には…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.03,0:21:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(232,497)}📺3つの袋がありまして! Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.87,0:21:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(572,407)}📺はい! Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.87,0:21:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(172,497)\fscx50}({\fscx100}創造神{\fscx50}){\fscx100}ほお~…{\fscx50}。 Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.53,0:21:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(352,497)}うん…{\fscx50}。 {\fscx100}うん{\fscx50}。