1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,406 ‪(スズメの鳴き声)‬ 2 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:10,744 ‪(小学生男子たちの笑い声)‬ 3 00:00:10,828 --> 00:00:13,664 ‪(小学生男子たちの会話)‬ 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,625 ‪(猫の鳴き声)‬ 5 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,752 ‪(女子アナ)‬ ‪生まれた子猫ちゃんたちが‬ 6 00:00:18,836 --> 00:00:22,548 ‪元気いっぱいに遊んでいます‬ ‪かわいいですね~‬ 7 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,466 ‪何でも この子猫ちゃんたち‬ 8 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:27,636 ‪飼い主さんの布団の中で‬ ‪産まれたそうなんです!‬ 9 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:30,556 ‪仕事から帰ってきたところ‬ ‪母猫のミルクちゃんが…‬ 10 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:33,517 ‪(‎江間(えま)‎)世の中には‬ ‪“かわいい”がたくさんある‬ 11 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:39,898 ‪(おばちゃん)あら~ おはよう‬ ‪今日も2人ともかわいいわね~‬ 12 00:00:39,982 --> 00:00:41,275 ‪(ママ)おはようございます‬ 13 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,861 ‪(おばちゃん)あらあら‬ ‪いないいない ばあ!‬ 14 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,861 (赤ん坊の泣き声) 15 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:43,944 (赤ん坊の泣き声) 16 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,320 (赤ん坊の泣き声) 17 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,320 ‪(江間)あそこにも‬ 18 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:45,988 (赤ん坊の泣き声) 19 00:00:46,071 --> 00:00:48,073 ‪(女子高生1)‬ ‪ねえねえ これ かわいくない?‬ 20 00:00:48,157 --> 00:00:51,034 ‪(女子高生2)めっちゃかわいい~‬ ‪最近よく見るよね‬ 21 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:51,952 ‪(女子高生1)そうそう‬ 22 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:54,705 ‪この間‬ ‪やっと売ってるの見つけたんだー‬ 23 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,956 ‪(女子高生2)何で芋なの?‬ 24 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:59,251 ‪(女子高生1)えー 何でだろ‬ ‪分かんない でもまあ…‬ 25 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:00,169 ‪(江間)ここにも‬ 26 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,005 ‪世の中に かわいいは あふれてる‬ 27 00:01:05,174 --> 00:01:06,550 ‪だが‬ 28 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:11,013 ‪かわいいが1ミクロンも‬ ‪存在しない場所がある‬ 29 00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:15,267 ‪-(友人1)江間 うーす‬ ‪-(江間)おー‬ 30 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,478 ‪-(友人2)おっはよー‬ ‪-(江間)はよ‬ 31 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:19,396 ‪(江間)男‬ 32 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,857 ‪(生徒1)‬ ‪何かヘビみたいなウンコ出たわ‬ 33 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:22,900 ‪(生徒2)きっしょ‬ 34 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,401 ‪(江間)男‬ 35 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,695 ‪(生徒3)朝から‬ ‪白メシ4杯食ってきてさー‬ 36 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:27,654 ‪(生徒4)バカだ‬ 37 00:01:27,738 --> 00:01:29,490 ‪(江間)男‬ 38 00:01:30,532 --> 00:01:36,205 ‪見渡す限り男…‬ ‪中高一貫の この男子校だ‬ 39 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,333 (シャッター音) 40 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,584 (シャッター音) 41 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,584 ‪(江間)ん?‬ 42 00:01:40,584 --> 00:01:41,919 (シャッター音) 43 00:01:45,464 --> 00:01:47,382 ‪あれは…‬ 44 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:49,134 (シャッター音) 45 00:01:49,134 --> 00:01:50,511 (シャッター音) 46 00:01:49,134 --> 00:01:50,511 ‪林(はやし)‎…‬ 47 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,053 (シャッター音) 48 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:53,472 ‪何やってるんだ?‬ 49 00:01:53,555 --> 00:01:55,015 ‪(シャッター音)‬ 50 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:05,317 ‪(林)江間くん‬ 51 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,652 ‪僕 かわいかった?‬ 52 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,986 ‪(江間)あ…‬ 53 00:02:11,657 --> 00:02:12,658 ‪ハァ…‬ 54 00:02:14,076 --> 00:02:15,619 ‪林 ‎美良(みよし)‎…‬ 55 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,664 ‪謎すぎる…‬ 56 00:02:20,499 --> 00:02:21,667 ‪(江間)あ?‬ 57 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:29,841 ‪♪~‬ 58 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:55,344 ~♪ 59 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:05,479 ‪(男性教諭)えー 今 黒板に‬ ‪書いた公式は覚えてください‬ 60 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:10,609 ‪難しい場合は覚え方があるんでね‬ ‪それで覚えてください いいですか‬ 61 00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:15,739 ‪えー 咲いたコスモス‬ ‪コスモス咲いた つまり…‬ 62 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,451 ‪(江間)林… 何読んでんだ?‬ 63 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,413 ‪「クマと遭遇したら」‬ 64 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,082 ‪何で?‬ 65 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:25,666 ‪(足音)‬ 66 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,500 ‪(足音)‬ 67 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,500 (江間)ん? 68 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:28,877 ‪(男性教諭)…加法定理となります‬ 69 00:04:30,295 --> 00:04:31,129 ‪(林)あ…‬ 70 00:04:31,213 --> 00:04:33,924 ‪(男性教諭)‬ ‪授業終わったら取りに来い‬ 71 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,719 ‪(江間)ハハッ バーカ‬ 72 00:04:47,479 --> 00:04:52,150 ‪(チャイム)‬ 73 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,693 ‪あ…‬ 74 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:01,743 ‪(林)江間くん‬ ‪さっき目が合ったね‬ 75 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,832 ‪本を読んでた僕が‬ ‪かわいかった?‬ 76 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,208 ‪ハァ…‬ 77 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:12,170 ‪俺はションベン中に‬ ‪話しかけられるのは嫌いなんだよ‬ 78 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:16,216 ‪てか いつまで‬ ‪かわいいつもりだ お前は…‬ 79 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:18,635 ‪面倒くせえな‬ 80 00:05:19,636 --> 00:05:22,472 ‪さかのぼること1か月前‬ 81 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:28,895 ‪中高一貫の この男子校で‬ ‪中高合同による体育祭が行われた‬ 82 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:34,317 ‪中高合同ともなると‬ ‪運動場は生徒でごった返すので‬ 83 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,695 ‪毎年 一般公開は なし‬ 84 00:05:36,778 --> 00:05:41,741 ‪つまり 男しかいないから‬ ‪かっこつける必要がない‬ 85 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,494 ‪本気でやる‎奴(やつ)‎なんていない‬ 86 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,875 ‪(放送部員1)‬ ‪いちについて よーい‬ 87 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:50,751 (スターター ピストルの音) 88 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,376 (スターター ピストルの音) 89 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,376 ‪-(生徒5)うぐっ!‬ ‪-(生徒6)うあっ!‬ 90 00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:52,502 ‪-(生徒5)うぐっ!‬ ‪-(生徒6)うあっ!‬ 91 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,588 ‪(江間)撃たれたマネ‬ 92 00:05:55,881 --> 00:05:57,591 ‪アンパン泥棒‬ 93 00:05:58,508 --> 00:06:02,596 ‪キャッチボールに お手玉‬ ‪やりたい放題だ‬ 94 00:06:03,472 --> 00:06:08,143 ‪特にリレーとなると‬ ‪オネエ走りでちんたら走る奴‬ 95 00:06:08,226 --> 00:06:10,520 ‪欽(きん)‎ちゃん走りする奴‬ 96 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,606 ‪そもそも走らない奴‬ 97 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,317 ‪来年から中止にした方がいい‬ 98 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,737 ‪(体育委員)借り物競走の人‬ ‪並んでくださーい‬ 99 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:22,407 ‪(放送部員1)よーい‬ 100 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:23,992 ‪(スターターピストルの音)‬ 101 00:06:29,915 --> 00:06:32,167 ‪(江間)変なもん入ってないよな…‬ 102 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:35,462 ‪(肥満男子)“デブ” 俺じゃん…‬ 103 00:06:35,545 --> 00:06:37,589 ‪(生徒7)‬ ‪おーい メガネかけてる奴!‬ 104 00:06:37,672 --> 00:06:42,469 ‪(メガネ生徒たち:口々に)は~い‬ 105 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:44,387 ‪(生徒7)そんないらんわ‬ 106 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:48,308 ‪(江間)この‬ ‪1ミクロンも面白くない体育祭で‬ 107 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:50,393 ‪借り物競走に出た俺は‬ 108 00:06:50,894 --> 00:06:54,397 ‪男子校にあるまじきお題を‬ ‪引いてしまった‬ 109 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,943 ‪はい出た~ この手のお題‬ 110 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:03,490 ‪360度 見渡す限り‬ ‪かわいいが一つも見つからない‬ 111 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:06,034 ‪中1とかなら‬ ‪まだ みんなちっちゃいし‬ 112 00:07:06,117 --> 00:07:08,161 ‪かわいい奴‬ ‪いるかもしれないけど‬ 113 00:07:08,245 --> 00:07:10,539 ‪それは何か‬ ‪ガチっぽくて嫌だ‬ 114 00:07:11,289 --> 00:07:13,792 ‪ここはお笑い要員の‎竹田(たけだ)‎とか‬ 115 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:17,879 ‪柔道部の‎山崎(やまざき)‎あたりを‬ ‪引っ張ってきて笑いを取るか‬ 116 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:21,216 ちょうどパンイチに なってる竹田が見えた 117 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:23,051 何かもう既に面白いから 118 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:25,345 竹田を 借りに行きたいが… 119 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:26,596 ‪その前に‬ 120 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:30,141 ‪一瞬 視界の端に見えた⸺‬ 121 00:07:30,225 --> 00:07:33,645 ‪なぜか網に絡まっている‬ ‪林が気になる‬ 122 00:07:36,231 --> 00:07:38,233 ‪何 その網…?‬ 123 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:41,152 ‪さっき出場した障害物リレーで‬ 124 00:07:41,236 --> 00:07:44,573 ‪網のゾーンをくぐってから‬ ‪何か取れなくて‬ 125 00:07:44,656 --> 00:07:48,159 ‪どんなくぐり方したら‬ ‪そこまで絡まるんだよ‬ 126 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:50,120 ‪ちょっと付き合え‬ 127 00:07:50,829 --> 00:07:55,250 ‪何かもう面倒くさくなったので‬ ‪そのまま林を借りた‬ 128 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:59,546 ‪(放送部員2)‬ ‪えー 2組の江間くん!‬ 129 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:01,673 ‪お題は… かわいい人!‬ 130 00:08:01,756 --> 00:08:03,550 ‪(生徒たちの笑い声)‬ 131 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:06,511 ‪(放送部員2)彼のどんなところが‬ ‪かわいいのかなっ?‬ 132 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:12,100 ‪うーん… 何か…‬ ‪パリコレっぽいところが…‬ 133 00:08:12,183 --> 00:08:16,146 ‪はい! 2組の江間くん‬ ‪3着でゴールで~す‬ 134 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,607 ‪(放送部員2)拍手~!‬ ‪(生徒たちの拍手と歓声)‬ 135 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:22,152 ‪(生徒8)林~ かわいいぞ~!‬ ‪ハハハッ‬ 136 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,446 ‪かわいい人… か‬ 137 00:08:25,447 --> 00:08:28,533 ‪僕のこと‬ ‪ずっとハシカンだと思ってたの?‬ 138 00:08:28,617 --> 00:08:32,579 ‪はいそうですね‬ ‪かわいいかわいい お疲れさま‬ 139 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:40,295 ‪あれ以来 目が合うたびに‬ ‪“僕 かわいい?”と絡んでくる‬ 140 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,929 ‪江間くん‬ 141 00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:51,848 ‪カフェオレ買う僕 かわいい?‬ 142 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:52,933 ‪(江間)う…‬ 143 00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:01,691 ‪フッ‬ 144 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,569 ‪靴を入れてる僕 かわいい?‬ 145 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:08,406 ‪いや‬ ‪早くどいてくれって思ってただけだ‬ 146 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,616 ‪(林)江間くん‬ 147 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:10,825 ‪江間くん‬ 148 00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,035 ‪江間くん‬ 149 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:14,454 ‪ハァ…‬ 150 00:09:16,539 --> 00:09:17,874 ‪んっ‬ 151 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:27,926 ‪江間くん‬ 152 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:31,179 ‪シャボン玉作ってる僕 かわいい?‬ 153 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:32,597 ‪(江間)よそでやってくれ‬ 154 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:36,309 ‪江間 今日も‬ ‪か・わ・ハ・ラ受けてんな‬ 155 00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:37,227 ‪かわハラ?‬ 156 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,438 ‪かわいいハラスメント‬ ‪“僕 かわいい?”‬ 157 00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:42,440 ‪“どんなお前も かわいいよ”‬ 158 00:09:42,524 --> 00:09:44,317 ‪(友人1)“や~ん うれし~”‬ 159 00:09:44,401 --> 00:09:46,778 ‪(江間)何だよ“かわハラ”って‬ 160 00:09:50,865 --> 00:09:52,617 ‪っていうか そもそも…‬ 161 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:58,498 ‪1ミクロンもかわいくないし‬ 162 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:03,962 ‪てか さっき読んでた本 何?‬ ‪山にでも登りに行くの‬ 163 00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:07,590 ‪山? ああ クマの本か‬ 164 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:12,721 ‪いつか遭遇してしまった時のために‬ ‪読んでおいて損はないよね‬ 165 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,597 ‪(江間)ん…?‬ 166 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:18,309 ‪東京生まれ東京育ちで‬ ‪ぬくぬく生きてるお前が‬ 167 00:10:18,393 --> 00:10:20,311 ‪いつどこでクマに出会うんだよ‬ 168 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,733 ‪(林)さあ…‬ ‪玄関開けたらいるかもしれない‬ 169 00:10:24,816 --> 00:10:26,151 ‪(江間)いねえよ‬ 170 00:10:26,818 --> 00:10:28,611 ‪ヨネスケじゃあるまいし‬ 171 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,323 ‪(ヨネスケ)‬ ‪突撃! 隣の晩ごはん!‬ 172 00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,075 ‪ヨネスケか…‬ 173 00:10:35,285 --> 00:10:38,163 ‪江間くん‬ ‪昨日の晩ごはん何食べた?‬ 174 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:41,291 ‪あ? チャーハンとギョーザ…‬ 175 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,209 ‪中華料理 好きなの?‬ 176 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,628 ‪(江間)えっ? いや 普通…?‬ 177 00:10:46,296 --> 00:10:47,714 ‪(林)じゃあ酢豚は好き?‬ 178 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:50,341 ‪酢豚? 何で中華縛り…‬ 179 00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:52,594 ‪(ドアの開く音)‬ ‪(友人1)あっ いた‬ 180 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:55,597 ‪江間~ 次 移動教室だぞ‬ 181 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,057 ‪(江間)おー‬ 182 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,853 ‪(友人2)そういやさ… お前‬ ‪昨日発売の あの雑誌買った?‬ 183 00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:03,480 ‪-(友人1)ああ 買ったよ‬ ‪-(友人2)えっ マジ?‬ 184 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,066 ‪俺 まだ買えてなくてさ‬ ‪読み終わったら貸してくんない?‬ 185 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:08,318 ‪-(友人1)やだよ‬ ‪-(友人2)え~ 何で?‬ 186 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,944 ‪(友人1)おめえ‬ ‪すぐボロボロにすんじゃねえかよ‬ 187 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:11,279 ‪(友人2)いいじゃん‬ ‪しないしない…‬ 188 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,865 ‪(江間)変な奴‬ 189 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:29,214 ‪(友人2)腹減った~‬ ‪全然足りねえ‬ 190 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,467 ‪(友人3)お前‬ ‪1時間目で早弁してたろ‬ 191 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:33,927 ‪(友人2)腹減ってさ~‬ 192 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,262 ‪なあ から揚げ1個くんない?‬ 193 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:37,430 ‪(友人3)やだよ‬ 194 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:39,849 ‪あっ ハエ‬ 195 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,851 ‪お前のおかずが来たぞ~‬ 196 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,520 ‪何でだよっ‬ 197 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,649 ‪(江間)森へお帰り~‬ 198 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,110 ‪あっ‬ 199 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:54,030 ‪林だ‬ 200 00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:56,491 ‪はや…‬ 201 00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:01,371 ‪ん?‬ 202 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,747 ‪何 話しかけるなってこと?‬ 203 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,666 ‪何 話しかけるなってこと?‬ 204 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,666 (山田(やまだ)) はい マサヒロさん 205 00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:05,834 ‪何で?‬ 206 00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:05,834 (正広(まさひろ)) おう サンキューな 207 00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:09,212 ‪何なんだ…‬ 208 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:14,300 ‪ホント… 変な奴‬ 209 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,308 ‪(江間)初めて林としゃべった時‬ 210 00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:26,145 ‪肌の色と同じ色の‬ ‪飲み物を飲んでて‬ 211 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:30,775 ‪その映像だけが‬ ‪なぜか今でも鮮明に覚えている‬ 212 00:12:31,276 --> 00:12:33,695 ‪-(江間)野球やってたの?‬ ‪-(林)うん‬ 213 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:36,072 ‪じゃあ野球部入るんだ‬ 214 00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,783 ‪野球は もうやめたんだ‬ 215 00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:40,743 ‪何で? ケガ?‬ 216 00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:43,538 ‪ゴロが捕れないから‬ 217 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,331 ‪頑張れよ…‬ 218 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:51,546 ‪変な奴だなあという印象は‬ ‪あの頃から変わらない‬ 219 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,258 ‪ずっと前にも…‬ 220 00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:56,968 ‪フッ…‬ 221 00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:58,845 ‪ハエ 逃げた?‬ 222 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,305 ‪(江間)ハエ?‬ 223 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:03,016 ‪何か面白いもんあった?‬ 224 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,476 ‪いや… んん…‬ 225 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,187 ‪(江間のせきばらい)‬ 226 00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,445 ‪(江間)竹田… 何してんの?‬ 227 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,447 ‪(生徒9)君 現場に入らないで!‬ 228 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,867 ‪(生徒10)犯人の手がかりが‬ ‪落ちてるかもしれないだろ!‬ 229 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,036 ‪(江間)殺人事件ごっこか…‬ 230 00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:25,121 ‪(生徒11)ごっこではない!‬ 231 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,582 ‪(江間)てか 規制線とかは‬ ‪張らなくていいんですか?‬ 232 00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:29,542 ‪君 マジレスはやめたまえ…‬ 233 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:30,460 ‪(生徒たち)ん?‬ 234 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,421 ‪うわ~ ゾンビだ~!‬ 235 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:34,923 ‪ゾンビごっこか…‬ 236 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:36,925 ‪(竹田のうなり声)‬ 237 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,845 ‪あっち行ったぞ‬ 238 00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:45,475 ‪(竹田のうなり声)‬ 239 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:52,941 ‪(生徒12)切実な男心なの!‬ ‪なあ 頼むよ~‬ 240 00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:54,484 ‪(肥満男子)しゃあねえなあ‬ 241 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,861 ‪(生徒12)おおっ‬ ‪意外とやわらけえな!‬ 242 00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:59,447 ‪(生徒13)この揉(も)み心地… んっ‬ 243 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,908 ‪(生徒7)マジかよ 俺も一揉み‬ 244 00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,660 ‪(肥満男子)一揉み500円な‬ 245 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,744 ‪(生徒7)おおっ‬ 246 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,412 ‪江間 お前もどう?‬ 247 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:07,747 ‪俺は いいわ‬ 248 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:10,875 ‪(生徒12)‬ ‪何だよ~ テンション低いぞ‬ 249 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,710 ‪(江間)よく言われる‬ 250 00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:15,338 ‪面白くないわけじゃない‬ 251 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,173 ‪ただ顔に出ないだけ‬ 252 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,259 ‪それだけだ‬ 253 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:28,142 ‪なあ‬ ‪クマと遭遇したらどうすんの?‬ 254 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:30,561 ‪-(林)読みたい?‬ ‪-(江間)いや 全然‬ 255 00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:40,613 ‪(林)クマと遭遇したら‬ ‪死んだふりは絶対にNGだよ‬ 256 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,281 ‪クマは死肉を食べるから‬ 257 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,575 ‪逆に食べられてしまうんだ‬ 258 00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,873 ‪走って逃げるのもダメだよ‬ 259 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:54,085 ‪クマは時速‬ ‪50キロメートルで走るから‬ 260 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,882 ‪背中を見せないようにしながら‬ 261 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,885 ‪ゆっくり‬ ‪じりじり後退するといいらしい‬ 262 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,972 ‪(江間)クマが‬ ‪襲ってきた時はどうすんだよ‬ 263 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,765 ‪木とかに登ればいいのか?‬ 264 00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:09,934 ‪(林)クマは木登りも得意だよ‬ 265 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,232 ‪(江間)‬ ‪じゃあ どうすればいいんだ?‬ 266 00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,527 ‪どうしようもないね‬ 267 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,112 ‪ふーん…‬ 268 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:26,117 ‪林も感情が顔に出ない‬ 269 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,704 ‪一見 俺と似たようなタイプに‬ ‪見えなくもない‬ 270 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,622 ‪でも…‬ 271 00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:40,590 ‪(江間)ん?‬ 272 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:51,934 ‪(江間)あ…‬ 273 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,146 ‪授業終わったら取りに来い‬ 274 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:57,940 ‪(江間)でも俺とは違う‬ 275 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,735 ‪何だろう…‬ 276 00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:05,073 ‪何を考えてるのか全く読めない‬ 277 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,577 ‪一体 何の意味があるのか‬ 278 00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:12,663 ‪何を考えているのか‬ 279 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,583 ‪何がやりたいのか…‬ 280 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,466 ‪変な奴…‬ 281 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,136 ‪やっぱり1ミクロンもかわいくない‬ 282 00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,937 ‪(江間妹)ね~え~!‬ ‪遊ぼうよ~!‬ 283 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,688 ‪私もゲームする~‬ 284 00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:40,733 ‪(江間弟)ダーメ‬ ‪貸したってどうせできないよ‬ 285 00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:44,779 ‪(妹)お母さ~ん!‬ ‪お兄ちゃんが遊んでくれない‬ 286 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,156 ‪(江間母)はいはい‬ ‪ちょっと 譲二(じょうじ)‬ 287 00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:49,617 ‪譲二~!‬ 288 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,868 ‪ハァ…‬ 289 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,246 ‪何?‬ 290 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:56,249 ‪(母)ほら‬ ‪お兄ちゃんが遊んでくれるって‬ 291 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,376 ‪え~ 何で俺が…‬ 292 00:16:58,459 --> 00:16:59,877 ‪遊ぶー!‬ 293 00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:02,964 ‪ハァ…‬ 294 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,382 ‪何するんだ?‬ 295 00:17:04,465 --> 00:17:06,175 ‪(妹)お絵描き‬ 296 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,594 (妹の鼻歌) 297 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:10,304 -(江間)何それ -(妹)クマさん! 298 00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:11,639 あ… 299 00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:13,306 ‪クマね…‬ 300 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,147 ‪(弟)いけっ! いけっ!‬ ‪おら! このっ このっ!‬ 301 00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:23,401 ‪(妹)‬ ‪かわいいね~ かわいいよ~‬ 302 00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:25,319 ‪かわいい…‬ 303 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:30,324 ‪いや 別にかわいいから‬ ‪林を思い出したわけじゃない‬ 304 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,244 ‪クマの本 読んでたから…‬ 305 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:39,584 ‪(林の荒い息)‬ 306 00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,545 (林の荒い息) 307 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,379 (林の荒い息) 308 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,379 ‪(江間)ん…?‬ 309 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:46,090 (林の荒い息) 310 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,551 ‪林…?‬ 311 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,721 ‪何してんの? 大丈夫?‬ 312 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,140 ‪481段‬ 313 00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:55,057 ‪(江間)えっ?‬ 314 00:17:56,559 --> 00:18:01,022 ‪この学校の階段‬ ‪全部で481段あった‬ 315 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,983 ‪だから何だよ‬ 316 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,943 ‪それだけ‬ 317 00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:11,407 ‪(江間)何で… そんな無駄…‬ ‪変なことしてんの?‬ 318 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,661 ‪無駄なことするのって‬ ‪何か… いいでしょ‬ 319 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:16,913 ‪そうかあ?‬ 320 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,999 ‪うまく言えないけど‬ 321 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:23,544 ‪無駄なことできるほど‬ ‪自由な時間があるっていうのが‬ 322 00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:26,839 ‪何か… 心地いいんだよ‬ 323 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,091 ‪勉強しろよ‬ 324 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:34,430 ‪心に余裕があるうちは‬ ‪意味のないことをしていたいんだ‬ 325 00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:38,267 ‪きっと 今しかできないじゃない‬ 326 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,230 ‪(江間)フッ…‬ 327 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,400 ‪お兄ちゃん 笑ってる?‬ ‪何で?‬ 328 00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:47,652 ‪いや 別に…‬ 329 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,946 ‪(インターホン)‬ 330 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,740 ‪(母)譲二~ ちょっと出て‬ 331 00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:54,367 ‪え~‬ 332 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,790 ‪はーい…‬ 333 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,964 ‪(パンダの荒い息)‬ 334 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,924 ‪ああ…‬ 335 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:16,472 ‪(パンダの荒い息)‬ 336 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,308 ‪(江間)えっ… 何?‬ 337 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,269 ‪誰…‬ 338 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,896 ‪(林)ハァ~‬ 339 00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:27,358 ‪こんにちは‬ 340 00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:28,276 ‪林!?‬ 341 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:32,113 ‪な… えっ?‬ ‪何してんの? 何それ?‬ 342 00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:36,367 ‪うちの中華料理店が‬ ‪30周年記念でね‬ 343 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:37,576 ‪この格好をして⸺‬ 344 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:41,789 ‪店前で商店街の客に‬ ‪クーポンとか配ってたんだけど…‬ 345 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,544 ‪小さい子たちに パンチとか‬ ‪カンチョーとか散々やられて‬ 346 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,588 ‪嫌になって逃げてきた‬ 347 00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,464 ‪へえ~…‬ 348 00:19:50,548 --> 00:19:53,592 ‪えっ 林んち中華料理屋だったの?‬ 349 00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:54,510 ‪(林)そうだよ‬ 350 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,638 ‪(江間)中華って顔じゃねえだろ…‬ 351 00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,435 ‪はい これ クーポン‬ 352 00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,103 ‪あっ どうも…‬ 353 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,273 ‪(林)食べにきてね‬ 354 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:10,067 ‪じゃ‬ 355 00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,862 ‪えっ それだけ? わざわざ?‬ 356 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:17,450 ‪学校で渡せや~‬ ‪また無駄なことを…‬ 357 00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,786 ‪(林)玄関に‬ ‪クマって出るもんでしょ?‬ 358 00:20:21,579 --> 00:20:23,748 ‪いや… パンダじゃん‬ 359 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,333 ‪(林)パンダもクマだ‬ 360 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,418 ‪(江間)いいよ もう 何でも‬ 361 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,422 ‪気をつけて‬ ‪職質されんなよ‬ 362 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,592 ‪(林)もう2回された‬ 363 00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:36,927 ‪ハハッ‬ 364 00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,138 ‪(林の笑い声)‬ 365 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,473 ‪(江間)あっ‬ 366 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:44,393 ‪(林の笑い声)‬ 367 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:48,689 ‪(江間)林の笑い声‬ ‪初めて聞いたかも‬ 368 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,817 ‪どんな顔して笑うんだろう‬ 369 00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:54,278 ‪また明日‬ 370 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,748 ‪(江間)かわいいな‬ 371 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:10,586 ‪いや パンダがかわいいのであって‬ ‪決して林じゃあない‬ 372 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:16,425 ‪(ドアの開閉音)‬ 373 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,635 ‪ハァ…‬ 374 00:21:19,387 --> 00:21:23,933 ‪(林)無駄なことするのって‬ ‪何か… いいでしょ‬ 375 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:28,729 ‪心に余裕があるうちは‬ ‪意味のないことをしていたいんだ‬ 376 00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:30,773 ‪(警察官)‬ ‪待ちなさい そこのパンダ!‬ 377 00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:31,857 ‪(警察官)‬ ‪待ちなさい そこのパンダ!‬ 378 00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:31,857 (江間)ん? 379 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,566 ‪(警察官)‬ ‪待ちなさい そこのパンダ!‬ 380 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:33,651 ‪ん? 何だ?‬ 381 00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:34,568 ‪(江間)フフッ‬ 382 00:21:35,403 --> 00:21:38,823 ‪母さん クーポンもらったから‬ ‪今度ここ行こうよ‬ 383 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:43,119 ‪(母)あっ ここ‬ ‪わかば商店街の中華料理屋さん?‬ 384 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:46,163 ‪あそこ酢豚に‬ ‪パイナップル入れるから やーよ‬ 385 00:21:46,247 --> 00:21:48,040 ‪(江間)いいじゃん 別に…‬ 386 00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:51,001 ‪(妹)お兄ちゃ~ん‬ ‪クマは~?‬ 387 00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:54,046 ‪クマ… ん…‬ 388 00:21:54,755 --> 00:21:55,756 ‪はい‬ 389 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,008 ‪(妹)これパンダだよ‬ 390 00:21:58,092 --> 00:22:00,177 ‪(江間)パンダもクマなんだぞ‬ 391 00:22:00,261 --> 00:22:01,595 ‪え~?‬ 392 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,807 ‪でも かわいい!‬ 393 00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:06,600 ‪(江間)だろ?‬ 394 00:22:10,438 --> 00:22:14,692 ‪♪~‬ 395 00:23:33,229 --> 00:23:38,442 ‪~♪‬