Hit the gas!
There's no need to finagle, oh yeah!
We'll go all through the night.
I'll complain at the end,
the balance is zero, oh yeah!
We'll whittle the days away...
When you open your heart a little,
and pull someone close to you,
Your feelings will surely reach them deeper, yeah...
Hurry it up! Wring it out!
Though my legs are all tangled, they will surely take me far...
Even if I steal it and manage to grasp it,
If it isn't you, then what's the point?
So I'll go far into the distance...
Hey, closet pervert.
Hidden village of Konoha's secret combat master move...!
Pain of a thousand years!
He's completely out of it.
He is weak.
What's with that huge frog?!
Who are you?!
Thank you for asking!
I am Myoboku Mountain's monk of the frog spirits.
Also known as the Frog Hermit.
Coming soon!
Enter the Perverted Hermit!
Coming soon!
Enter the perverted hermit!
Hermit?
Correct.
(Ero-Sennin: Perverted hermit)
Hey! Hey, Ero-Sennin!
Look at what you did! He was supposed to supervise my training!
And you went and did this to him.
He interfered with my data gathering session.
Data gathering session?
I'm a writer.
I write novels.
Like this!
Flirting paradise, second volume
That's...!
You've heard of my book?
It looks like this has become quite famous.
I bet that's a naughty novel!
And what do you mean by "data gathering"?
You were just peeking at the women's bath!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
They found out that I was peeking!
You pervert.
You idiot! I am no ordinary pervert!
I get inspiration to write better novels from peeking!
Liar. Stop with the excuses.
Anyway, what are you going to do about my training?
Training? You mean the water walking training?
You know of it?
Then be responsible and cooperate with my training.
I don't care about your training.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait up, Ero-Sennin!
Cooperate with my training, damn it!
Shut up!
I don't like people who don't know the proper way to ask for a favor.
And I don't like men.
Um, um...
Flirting Paradise was really exciting, cool, and entertaining.
People under 18 are not allowed to purchase or view that novel. Don't lie.
That's what I heard about it!
There's no use in trying to flatter me!
I am a hermit. I am not foolish enough to be deceived by a youngster like you!
W-Wait!
Wait, damn it!
Farewell kid!
That was incredible.
He's a pervert, but he's cool!
Hey!
Ero-Sennin!
Where did he go?
What are you doing, you perverted old man?
I'm sorry, little lady.
But you've got some incredible things.
Pervert!
How pathetic... For a grown adult like him to do something like that...
Maybe he's not as great as I thought.
But there's no one else...
Well, well. Looks like the women in this village are still as perky as ever.
But I like that.
"Still"? So you've come here before?
You're...
You must've been peeking all the time!
You Ero-Sennin!
Stop calling me perverted so loudly!
Shut up!
I get it now! It must've been a fluke how you beat that closet pervert!
Anyway, I'm holding you responsible for ruining my training!
What a noisy kid!
Stay quiet in here for a while.
Hey, let me out!
I want to have an encounter with a sexy babe that will set my heart on fire.
I'm going to get you for what you did!
Kawarimi no Jutsu?
Just as I thought, that old man isn't an ordinary old man.
Foolish youngster. You need to train for a million years before you can fight me.
Not really.
Looks like you have some potential.
Will you supervise my training, then?
Give and take.
If you fulfill my request, I might be willing to listen to your request.
So, will you do it?
Listen carefully. I'm looking for something with a figure like this, this and this.
If you can bring me a "fruit" that has matured like that, I will supervise your training.
Promise?
The frog hermit does not lie.
All right, wait there!
I was only planning on it, I haven't decided yet...
Excuse me! You ladies over there!
Oh, you kid. You're funny, old man.
But this is a true story! I'm not lying!
And? What happened after that?
Hey! Ero-Sennin!
Oh, did you hear that? Ero-Sennin.
You idiot! Who are you calling Ero-Sennin?
I brought you the thing you wanted.
A fruit that has matured quite well.
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
That's not what I meant!
This looks good.
Now, now, eat up.
Don't mind if I do!
Where did the ladies go?
I'm really full.
Ladies...
There is no doubt that he is...
Well, well, looks like I wasted some time.
Wait a second. Where do you think you're going?
What are you going to do about my training?!
I don't care!
You ruined my data gathering!
Data gathering, my ass.
I can't just stay here and do nothing.
I need to train like hell, become stronger than everyone, pass the Chuunin exam...
And surpass the Hokages!
That's none of my business.
You keep bothering me and bothering me.
What an unpleasant kid.
I need babes like the ones you saw for my great writing!
I see, so I just have to bring you a sexy babe?
Okay.
Oh, my...
Please don't stare so much... It's embarrassing.
What... What a cute girl.
I like you!
You pass!
(Note: 100 Points)
He's an idiot.
You're my type of girl.
What do you call this jutsu?
(Oiroke no Jutsu: Sexy Technique)
I call it Oiroke no Jutsu...
Awesome idea!
You're a genius!
I'm starting to think that all adults are weak against this jutsu.
Then will you supervise my training?
Yes, but there is one condition.
Condition? What type of condition?
You must remain in that form whenever you are with me.
Hey! You are just a pervert, you Ero-Sennin!
No, I am no ordinary pervert!
What? don't play dumb with me!
I'm a super pervert!
Damn it... He openly admitted it...
I was kidding about what I said earlier. I will supervise your training.
You better be telling the truth.
A hermit does not take back his words.
Now, kid. Resume the training you were doing back there.
Okay!
All right...
Damn it...
You can't do it right at all.
Shut up!
There's no point in wearing clothes here.
Hey. Try molding some chakra again.
Again?
Just do it.
You!
You're quite sexy when you get naked.
I'm trying to concentrate, don't bother me!
Sorry, sorry. Continue.
You're messing me up...
I see.
So this is the sealing system that was used to seal the Kyuubi.
It consists of two Four Season Seals... It must be an Eight Astronomical Sealing system.
It is set up so that the chakra of the Kyuubi...
can leak out from the Four Season Seals and be converted into his own.
The Fourth Hokage must have done it to protect him.
But that has been stopped with the Five Element Seal.
An odd numbered seal on top of an even numbered seal...
His chakra and the chakra of the Kyuubi mix inconsistently, so it has become unstable.
No wonder he can't mold chakra well.
Old man, that tickles!
Sorry, sorry.
Someone else must've done it, the system is pretty rough.
Must've been Orochimaru.
Kid, put your hands up.
Just do it, come on.
Hands up!
He gives so many orders.
(Gogyo Kaiin: Five Element Unsealer)
Gogyo Kaiin!
Why did you do that...?
I just hit some points in your body that relaxes you.
Try and walk on the water again.
Geez...
Huh?
I don't know why, but it's working!
Yeah!
I'm amazing!
I guess it's about time to teach him how to control the chakra of the Kyuubi.
Okay, kid, come here.
I'm going to teach you a move that I've kept in store for you.
What? What? A secret move?
Is it a killer move?
Before I teach you the move, there is something you must understand.
You probably don't notice it, but you have two different kinds of chakra.
Huh?
Two different kinds?
Have you ever felt any special chakra in you before?
Special?
Come to think of it...
Come to think of it, I think there was this one time when chakra started pouring out...
And gave me incredible power, I think...
But I don't remember much of what happened that time.
I see.
But I remember that it was different from the chakra I'm used to mold.
If I describe it in colors, mine is always blue...
But it felt like a red one.
I see.
Okay. Let's end today's training here.
What? Already? What happened to the secret move?
I can still train!
You mustn't get hasty when training.
Since we're here, let's go into a hot spring.
Instead of falling into one...
This is warming me up.
Drinking after training makes it taste a lot better.
Hey, hey, Ero-Sennin.
What kind of move is this secret move?
You'll find out tomorrow.
Cheapskate!
He's going to become a cooked frog if he stays in too long.
Sorry, Ebisu.
I stole one of your students.
Not at all.
But I am surprised. Hokage-sama has been searching for you,
but he could not determine where you were at all.
And it turns out that you were in this village. Hokage-sama will be pleased.
Did you tell the Third about me?
No, not yet.
I see. Let's leave it that way.
Does this have to do with Orochimaru?
No, I'm sorry, but it doesn't.
What?
I just visited this place to get ideas for my new novel.
I don't like to butt into troublesome messes.
What are you talking about? You should already know!
To stop Orochimaru, the one praised as one of the legendary Sannin...
We need another person from the legendary Sannin... You!
Jiraiya-sama!
One! First, Tyson jumps and slamdunks
Two! He kisses and hugs everyone randomly and says "l love you"
Three! Masala masters Yoga but hates curry
Four! Sanchez is a lousy bullfighter. Ole!
All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!
One! Bodimahattaya-san devotes his time for digging black ships
Two! Peking Duck, Action Scene, Chen Lee speeds around on his bike
Three! Popo loves to polish his Coteka
Four! Japanese people, now lend me you hand!
All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!
All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!