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（暦(こよみ)） その日からの
僕のゴールデンウィークの 過ごし方といえば
そう 一貫して土下座だった
3rd May
4th May
As for how I spent the rest of my Golden Week...
5th May
6th May
7th May
Yes.
With my head to the ground.
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The demon sword, Heartspan.
（暦） 妖刀(ようとう)“心渡(こころわたり)”
別名“怪異殺(かいいごろ)し”
Also known as the Aberration Killer.
So you got the demon sword, Heartspan?
（忍野(おしの)）妖刀 心渡 ゲットかい？
Impressive.
大したもんだ
I never would've imagined that the vampire would change her mind.
吸血鬼ちゃんの心変わりは 僕にしてみても予想外ではあったよ
Anyway, let me congratulate you.
まあでも おめでとうとは 言わせてもらおう
By the way, about the Class Rep's parents...
委員長ちゃんのご両親だけどさ 実は もう退院してるんだ
They've been discharged from the hospital already.
Really?
（暦）そうなのか？
So I went and had a little talk with them.
（忍野） で 僕は ご両親に少しだけ お話を伺ったりしたんだよ
I couldn't get any information that would be useful in a fight against the meddlecat,
障(さわ)り猫(ねこ)とバトる上で必要な情報は 何１つ入手できなかったけれど
but I did get to hear a very interesting story.
その代わりに１つ 面白いエピソードを聞けたぜ
An interesting story?
（暦）面白いエピソード？
About the father hitting the Class Rep in the face.
お父様が委員長ちゃんの顔面を 殴ったときの話さ
He got angry and hit the Class Rep so hard that she flew straight into the wall.
（忍野）カッとなって殴打して
委員長ちゃんは 壁まで ぶっ飛んだそうだよ
まあ 委員長ちゃん 軽量級だからね
She's a lightweight, after all.
What do you think the Class Rep did after she slammed against the wall
で 壁で強く体を打って
しばらくその痛みに うずくまっていた委員長ちゃんが
そのあと どうしたと思う？ 阿良々木(あららぎ)君
and cringed in pain on the floor, Araragi-kun?
"Now, now, Dad."
“ダメだよ お父さん 女の子の顔を殴ったりしたら”
"You shouldn't hit a girl in the face."
The Class Rep said that with a smile on her face.
委員長ちゃんはニッコリほほ笑んで そう言ったそうだ
（暦） それが父親に殴られた娘の言葉かよ
That's not what a girl should say after being hit by her father!
そんなものが！
That's just...
...sickening, right?
（忍野） 気持ち悪いよね すさまじいまでの善性だ
She's ridiculously benevolent.
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It's scary.
怖いよ 怪異より怖い 気持ち悪い
Scarier than an aberration.
It makes me cringe.
何だよ 忍野 あいつらの味方か？
Come on, Oshino.
Are you on their side?
I'm not on anyone's side.
（忍野） 味方なんてしないさ 中立だ
I'm right in the middle.
You could probably call it the observer's point of view.
強いて言うなら 物の見方って話だ
The Class Rep has her own point of view,
委員長ちゃんには 委員長ちゃんの見方があり
and her parents have their own point of view.
ご両親には ご両親の見方がある
A third party can't tell who's right.
そして第三者には
どちらが正しいかなんか 分からないさ
No.
いや 正しさなんて 最初からない
There is no right or wrong in the first place.
In fact, there are only
あるのは正しさじゃなくて
circumstances.
都合だ
But still, Hanekawa...
それでも羽川(はねかわ)は 羽川は 正しいんだ
Hanekawa is right.
So right that it's scary and makes you cringe.
だから そこが怖くて 気持ち悪いんだろ
Of course, the Class Rep's parents aren't exactly wonderful people.
もちろん 委員長ちゃんのご両親は 褒められた人間じゃないさ
But, Araragi-kun, you need to understand their position.
だけど 阿良々木君
彼らの気持ちを 理解しないわけにはいかないよ
If you lived in the same house as a girl like that,
あれだけ正しい人間と ひとつ屋根の下で過ごすなんて
and if that girl was your own daughter, your blood would run cold too.
それが自分の娘だなんて ゾッとする
十何年間 正しすぎる人間が ずっと そばにいたんだぜ
They've lived with such a righteous human being for almost twenty years.
それは言いかえれば
Let's put it another way.
They're living in a hell where their flaws and immaturity are constantly being exposed.
己の醜さ 己の未熟さを 永遠と見せつけられる地獄だ
悪夢だ
It's a nightmare.
I almost want to commend them for putting up with it that long without hitting her.
十何年間も よくぞ殴りもせずに 耐えたものだと
褒めてあげてもいいくらいさ
But I still can't agree that it's Hanekawa's fault.
（暦） だけどそれって どう考えても 羽川のせいじゃないだろう
It is the Class Rep's fault.
（忍野）委員長ちゃんのせいだよ
Gifted humans must be aware of the effect that gift has on the humans around them.
力を持つ人間は
その力が周囲に与える影響について 自覚的であるべきだ
I meddle
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I meddle
I meddle with everything I touch
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I meddle with everything I touch
I meddle with everyone I touch
As though blossoming with pride
I meddle
Everything about this case is irregular.
今回の件は 何もかもがイレギュラーだ
Everything is irregular,
何もかもがイレギュラーで
but the Class Rep is the only irregularity.
委員長ちゃんだけが イレギュラーだ
Everything, anything—it's all the Class Rep's fault.
あれもこれも どれもこれも 委員長ちゃんのせいだよ
Sorry, Oshino.
（暦）悪(わり)い 忍野
Don't insult Hanekawa any further.
それ以上 羽川のことを 悪く言わないでやってくれ
Don't make me want to kill you.
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殺したくなってくる
Is that your sympathy for the Class Rep?
それは委員長ちゃんに対する 同情かい？
No.
（暦）ちげえよ 全然違う
Not even close.
This isn't like you.
お前らしくもないな
You couldn't be more wrong, Oshino.
的外れもいいところだぜ 忍野
I'd never feel sympathy for her.
同情なんかするもんか
不幸な女子なんて 萌(も)えるだけだろ？
A misfortunate girl simply turns me on.
I just want to relieve my sexual frustration.
僕は ただ 欲求不満を解消したいだけなんだ
All I feel towards a cat-eared high-school girl in her underwear...
僕は 下着姿の猫耳女子高生に
...is lust.
欲情してるだけなんだよ
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The demon sword, Heartspan.
（暦） 妖刀 心渡 それは怪異のみを殺すための凶器
A weapon that kills only aberrations.
If I use the Aberration Killer,
怪異殺しを使えば
I can exterminate the meddlecat without so much as scratching Hanekawa.
羽川自身には 何ら傷を負わすことなく
障り猫だけを退治することができる
I have nothing to tell you as a specialist,
専門家として言うことは もうないけれど
but as your friend—as your best friend, Araragi-kun—I have some warnings for you.
しかし 友達として
阿良々木君のベストフレンドとして 忠告しておきたいことはあるかな
Warnings?
（暦）忠告？ 何だよ
About what?
First.
（忍野）まず１つ
Yes, you can separate the meddlecat from the Class Rep using that sword.
確かにその刀を使えば
委員長ちゃんと障り猫を 分離することはできる
It seems like the best way to dispatch the meddlecat.
障り猫に引導を渡すにあたっては ベストアイデアに見えるよ
だけど ベストアイデアに 見えるからこそ
But the Class Rep will certainly guard against that option the most for precisely the same reason.
委員長ちゃんにしてみれば
それは最も 警戒している案じゃないのかな
And if it's something you can come up with, Araragi-kun,
たかが阿良々木君が 思いつくような案なら
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don't you think she already has a countermeasure prepared?
真っ先に考慮に入れて
もう対策を 打ってるんじゃないのかい？
...maybe
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...maybe
As far as possibilities go, that's true.
（暦） 可能性の話をすれば 確かにそうだ
But I'm pretty confident about this.
だけど それについては確信がある
I think it'll work.
多分 うまくいくよ
I have a plan.
僕には僕で策があるさ
A plan?
（忍野）策？
No, maybe not a plan.
（暦）いや 策じゃないかな
A hope.
期待だよ
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
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Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
Or more accurately,
it's optimism
（忍野）ふ〜ん
I guess I'll trust you, then.
ならば そこは信用しようか
If it's all right with you.
阿良々木君がそれでいいなら
Don't make it sound like there's something else to it.
（暦）含みのある言い方をすんなよ
What are your other two warnings?
あと２つの忠告は何だ？
Oh, let's forget about the second.
（忍野） ああ いや ２つ目は取り消すよ
Telling you won't change anything.
これは言っても しょうがないことだった
Just let me tell you the third one.
３つ目だけを言わせてくれ
（暦） 僕には 忍野がしようとした—
I had a good idea of what Oshino's second warning could be.
２つ目の忠告というのが どういうものなのか
大体 予想がついていた
The third and last.
（忍野）３つ目 最後の１つ
I'd say this is the most important and most practical, Araragi-kun.
これが いちばん重要で
しかも実際的だと 思うんだけどさ 阿良々木君
How are you going to find the Class Rep when she could be anywhere in this town?
この街のどこに潜んでいるかも 分からない委員長ちゃんを
君はどうやって 見つけようというんだい？
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
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I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
I hope you're not planning to
rely on me
Don't worry.
（暦）安心しろ
I have a plan for that, and it's not just hope or optimism.
それについては
ただの期待や希望的観測じゃない ちゃんとした策がある
You don't need to do anything.
お前に手数は かけさせねえよ
Now, let's split up and do our own thing.
まあ ここから先は 別行動といこうぜ
You look for the meddlecat as a specialist.
お前はお前で専門家として 障り猫を捜せよ
I'll do it my way.
僕は僕のやり方でやる
Oh? Your way, Araragi-kun?
（忍野） へえ 阿良々木君のやり方かい
Yeah.
（暦） ああ これも お前にゃできない ウルトラＣってやつだ
It's something you can't do.
It's my ultimate trick.
Oh?
ふ〜ん だったら お手並み拝見だ
Then let's see what you've got.
好きにしなよ
Do it your way.
But even if it turns into a bloodbath or a tragedy,
修羅場を演じるにせよ 愁嘆場を演じるにせよ
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I have absolutely no intention of getting in your way.
邪魔をするつもりは 一切ないさ
Send
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Araragi-kun, are you all right?!
（障り猫）阿良々木君 大丈夫？
Oh, I see.
な〜んだ
You tricked me.
だまされちゃったんだ 私
Yeah.
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Help
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Help
（暦）ああ そうだよ
A vampire is after my life, help me
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A vampire is after my life, help me
That's right.
A vampire is after my life, help me
ハッ それにしても お早いお着きだったな 障り猫
You sure got here quick, meddlecat.
Arriving in 30 minutes?
たったの30分でのお出ましとは 恐れ入ったぜ
That's amazing.
You're the worst, Araragi-kun.
（障り猫）最低だよ 阿良々木君
ウソをついて人を心配させて
Lying and making me worry...
You shouldn't do that.
いけないんだ
What?
（障り猫）何よ
What's so funny about making me angry?
人が怒ってるのに 何がおかしいのよ
Nothing.
（暦） いや だって 言葉遣いが乱れてるぜ
It's just that you aren't talking like you usually do,
Hanekawa.
羽川
What's wrong, star student?
どうしたよ 優等生
Aren't meddlecats supposed to speak in a meowish way?
語尾に“ニャー ニャー” ひっつけるのが
障り猫のキャラ設定 だったんじゃねえのかよ
I see now.
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（障り猫）な〜んだ
ミャ〜オ
Or should I say "I see nyow"?
いや “にゃ〜んだ”かな まあいいや
Doesn't matter.
Huh? So when did you realize it was me?
えっ あれ？ いつからバレてたの？
Right from the start.
最初から何となく 分かっちゃいたさ
I just kind of knew.
I'm your friend.
僕はお前の友達なんだぜ
So there's no way I could be wrong.
だから見誤るわけがない
And there's no way I wouldn't realize it was you.
だから 分からないはずがない
Whether you're possessed by an aberration or are possessing an aberration,
怪異に取りつかれようが 怪異を取り込もうが
you're still you, Hanekawa.
お前はお前のままなんだよ 羽川
Your character may change, but your personality won't.
人格が変わったくらいで 性格が変わるか
That's you.
それがお前だ お前自身だ
You yourself.
If you receive a text from a friend asking for help,
友達から ヘルプを求めるメールが来れば
どんな状況だろうと どんな戦況だろうと
no matter the circumstances or the situation,
押(お)っ取(と)り刀(がたな)で駆けつけてしまう
you'd come running without a second thought.
Just as a cat instinctively vomits hairballs, you can't help but run to their aid.
猫が毛玉を転がすように
本能的に 駆けつけずにはいられない
That's who you are.
それがお前なんだよ
This...
これが…
This is who I am?
これが私ねえ…
That's right.
（暦） そうだよ だってお前 今 ウソをついた僕に怒ってる半面
Because, while you're angry with me for lying to you, you're also relieved.
実はホッとしてるだろう？
You're breathing a sigh of relief.
胸をなで下ろしてるだろう？
You're really kind and really strong.
すげえ優しいし すげえ強いよ
Too kind and too strong.
優しすぎるし 強すぎる
You're so kind that you're tired of life.
生きていくのも しんどいくらいに
優しすぎるし
You're so strong that you sold your soul to an aberration.
怪異に魂 売っちまうくらいに 強すぎる
You're so righteous that you overwhelm others.
他人を圧迫するほどに正しいよ
I understand the feeling of wanting to deny it all.
それを 否定したくなる気持ちは分かる
I don't understand, but I do.
分かんねえけど分かる
But, Hanekawa...
だけどな羽川 だけどさ羽川
But you see, Hanekawa...
But, Hanekawa...
だけど 羽川
That's who you are!
それが お前なんだよ！
You're going to live as that person for your whole life!
お前はその性格のままで 一生 生きていくんだよ
You can't change that!
変われやしねえんだ！
You were born as that person, and you grew up into that person!
そういう性格に生まれついて
そういう性格に 育っちまったんだから
しょうがないだろう
There's nothing you can do about it!
All you can do is bite the bullet and live with it!
文句言ってねえで
頑張って つきあっていくしか ないだろうが！
What are you talking about, Araragi-kun?
（障り猫） 何を言ってるの 阿良々木君
Don't be silly.
むちゃ言わないでよ
You know it's difficult for me too.
私だって つらいんだよ
There are things that I can and can't do too.
私だって できることと できないことがあるんだよ
I'm a human being too.
私だって人間なんだよ
ABERRATION
（暦）人間じゃねえだろうが！
You're not human.
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ABERRATION
You gave your body to an aberration.
お前は怪異に その身を委ねた
You have no right to call yourself human.
今のお前が人間を名乗るな
（障り猫） ひどいことを言うなあ 阿良々木君
That's mean, Araragi-kun.
You know exactly why this happened to me.
私がどうして こんなことになっちゃったのか
知ってるくせに
Yet you tell me to live with that?
こんな私に それでも頑張れだなんて
That's mean.
ひどいよ ひどすぎるよ
Too mean.
Won't you feel any sympathy for me?
阿良々木君は 私に
同情してくれないの？
I won't.
しねえよ
You don't know who your real father is,
本当の父親が誰だか分かんねえし
and your birth mother committed suicide.
生みの母親は自殺しちまうし
And after playing musical households, you didn't know how to bond with your non-blood parents.
あっちこっちの家庭を たらい回しにされたあげくに
血のつながらない両親と 絆を結ぶこともできず
You were raised in a cold family, but you still tried to be normal.
冷めた家庭で育って
それでも強いて普通であろうとして
And what's more, you actually succeeded.
こともあろうに そんなことが達成できちゃって
ホントお前 ツイてないよな
Luck just isn't on your side.
You have bad luck. You couldn't be more misfortunate.
運が悪いぜ 不幸すぎる
But who cares? It doesn't matter.
だけどさ いいじゃねえか それくらい
You don't have to suffer just because you're misfortunate.
不幸だからって つらい思いを しなきゃいけねえわけじゃねえし
You don't have to hate just because you're disadvantaged.
恵まれないからって すねなきゃいけねえわけじゃねえ
Even if bad things happen, just be happy.
やなことあっても 元気でいいだろ！
When we're done talking, you'll go back home as though nothing happened.
お前ってヤツは このあと
何事もなかったような顔をして 家に帰って
You'll go back home to your parents
退院したお父さんとお母さんと
who just got out of the hospital and back to the exact same life you've always had.
またこれまでと何ら変わらない—
同(おんな)じような生活を 送ることになるんだ
You'll never reach an understanding with your parents.
一生 お父さんとも お母さんとも和解できねえ
I guarantee it!
僕が保証する
Even in the slim chance that you do end up happy, it's no use.
万が一 将来 幸せになってもムダだぞ
No matter how happy you become, the fact that you were once unhappy won't disappear.
どれほどハッピーになろうが
昔がダメだった事実は 消えちゃくれないんだ
忘れたころに思い出す
You'll remember it the moment you forget.
You'll dream about it forever.
一生 夢に見る
We'll have nightmares all our lives!
僕たちは 一生 悪夢を見続けるんだ
Reality will never change!
現実は何も変わらねえよ
It won't change...
変わらない…
（暦） 僕はお前に 絶対に同情しないぞ
I will never sympathize with you.
Don't use the cat as an excuse.
猫を理由にするな
Don't use an aberration as a pretext.
怪異を口実にするな
Don't use misfortune as a platform for growth.
不幸をバネに成長するな
If you do, you'll end up hurting yourself again.
そんなことをしても結局
自分で自分を ひっかいてるようなもんじゃねえか
Weren't you going to
Aberrations don't actually exist.
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怪異なんて ホントはいないんだぜ
Weren't you going to
give me a whole new life
So how could you
They're complete lies!
So how could you
それこそ ウソなんだ
So how could you
go astray
If you still want to relieve your stress, I'll take all of it in for you.
それでもストレスを 発散したいってんなら
僕が全部 引き受けてやるよ
I'll touch your boobs all you want.
お前の胸を いつだって触りまくってやるし
I'll stare at your underwear all the time.
下着姿のどこだって見てやる
So hang in there.
だから それで我慢しとけ
I'll make as much time for you as you need.
いくらでも時間を作るよ
Because we're friends.
友達だからな
You really are the worst.
（障り猫） ホント 阿良々木君って最低
I'm getting a headache.
頭が痛くなる
You'll become a star, but you won't become a hero?
阿良々木君は スターにはなれても ヒーローにはなれないよね
I won't even become a star.
（暦）スターにもなれねえよ
All I can become is a vampire.
僕がなれるのは 吸血鬼だけだ
And I couldn't even
become that
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And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
And I couldn't even
become that
そうなんだ…
I see.
Araragi-kun
Animation Number 278
Araragi-kun
So you won't become my hero.
なってくれないんだ 私のヒーローに
Araragi-kun
You won't.
Araragi-kun
なってくれないんだ
Araragi-kun
I've always had the feeling you actually hate me, Araragi-kun.
前から思ってたけど
阿良々木君ってホントは 私のこと 嫌いなんでしょ？
Yeah.
I actually really hate you, Hanekawa.
僕は本当は 羽川のことが 大嫌いなんだからね
I see.
（障り猫）そう
I actually really hate you too, Araragi-kun.
私も本当は 阿良々木君のこと 大嫌いなんだからね
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Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die.
死んじゃえ
Die!
死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ
Die!
死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ
Die!
死んじゃえ 死んじゃえ！
Die!
I should just die!
私にゃんて 死んじゃえ
にゃおん
にゃは
You'll take every last ounce of my stress, meow?
阿良々木君が 私のストレスは 全部引き受けてくれるだにゃんて
Myarvellous.
すてきだね
So you don't myind if I kill you?
じゃあ 殺してもいいのかにゃ？
Yeah. That's what I want.
（暦）いいよ 本望だ
I want you to kill me.
僕はお前に殺されて死にたい
（障り猫）そっ だったら死んでね
I see.
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Then die.
ぐえっ！ ああ！
Ow—
痛(いて)〜っ！
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Ow!
（障り猫）痛い！
（障り猫） にゃ にゃあああ！ うっ ぐっ…
Araragi-kun!
（障り猫）阿良々木君
What...
何を 何をしたのよ 私に！
What did you do to me?!
You hid a sword inside?!
（障り猫）刀をあらかじめ…
Yeah.
（暦） そう… あらかじめ… 飲み込んでおいた
I swallowed it and hid it inside me.
Like those old performance artists.
まるで 昔ながらの芸風の 手品師のようにな
B-But...
だ… だけど だけど だけど 阿良々木君
But...
But, Araragi-kun...
This pain...
この痛みは…
（暦） そう 痛くないよな お前自身は…
Right. You're not the one in pain.
That sword is called the Aberration Killer.
その刀は“怪異殺し”っつってな
I borrowed that sword from a vampire, and it cuts only aberrations.
吸血鬼から借り受けた 怪異だけを斬る妖刀だ
It didn't cut you.
お前ではなく
It cut only the meddlecat inside your body!
お前の体に埋まった 障り猫だけを斬った
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
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The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
The Aberration Killer
will kill only the aberration
N-No way...
そっ そんな デタラメな刀があるだなんて
How could a ridiculous sword like that exist?
ああ 知らなかったろ？
You didn't know about it?
専門家の忍野だって
Even a specialist like Oshino-san didn't know he had this crazy sword until just now.
あいつが こんなぶっ飛びな刀を 持っていること
ついさっきまで 知らなかったんだぜ
It's a sword that exceeds human knowledge, like its name implies.
文字どおり 人知を超越した刀というわけさ
ああ 忍野さんも知らないような…
Even Oshino-san didn't know about it...
If you knew about this killer item, you'd never have fallen for this trick.
（暦） もしも こんなキラーアイテムの 存在を知っていたなら
お前は こんな手には 絶対 引っ掛からなかっただろうな
まっ とはいえ
But it really was just optimism on my part.
やっぱりこれは 希望的観測だったけどな
You might've known about this sword, after all.
お前は それでも
ひょっとしたら その刀の存在を 知っていたかもしれないんだから
I'm relieved, Hanekawa.
安心したぜ 羽川
Looks like you don't actually know everything.
お前だって 何でも知ってる… ぐっ
わけじゃないんだな ああ…
So don't act like you know everything and just give up!
（暦） だったら 何でも 知ってるみたいな顔をして
見切りつけんじゃねえよ
Don't say that you should just die!
“私なんて死んじゃえ”とか 言ってんじゃねえよ！
There are plenty of things you don't know about!
お前だって 知らないこと
まだまだ いっぱい あんじゃねえか！
だったら…
Come on, say "I don't know everything, only what I know" like you always do!
“何でもは知らないわよ 知ってることだけ”って
いつもみたいに そう言ってくれ…
I will die.
（暦） 僕は死ぬ
I will die, killed by Hanekawa.
羽川に殺されて死ぬ
I will die, for Hanekawa's sake.
羽川のために死ぬ
Damn.
ったくよう…
I couldn't be happier.
なんて幸せなんだ
I know that I'm doing something foolish.
（暦） 自分が非常に
道化じみた真似(まね)をしていることは 分かっている
There's no point in doing this.
こんなことには意味がない
Yes, I could have exorcised the meddlecat using the Aberration Killer,
怪異殺しを使えば 確かに 障り猫は退治できるけど
but Hanekawa wouldn't be able to conquer her stress,
羽川の抱えるストレスが 克服できるわけではないし
and her family situation wouldn't improve.
家庭の不和が なくなるわけでもない
If this kind of ending were acceptable, then Oshino would've finished the job in the very first battle.
こんな解決でいいのなら
忍野は 多分 最初の１回で 決着をつけている
I'm sure that was the second warning Oshino wanted to give.
さっき忍野が言いかけた ２つ目の忠告とやらは
きっと そういうことだったのだろう
But it's fine.
だけど それでいい
僕は別に お前を助けようとは 思っていないんだよ 羽川
It's not like I wanted to save you, Hanekawa.
Even if it's pointless and worthless, I just want to die for your sake.
無意味でムダでも お前のために死にたい
That's all.
それだけなんだ
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（障り猫）ああ！ にゃあああ！
にゃあああ〜！
にゃあ〜！
にゃあ にゃあああ！
The separation of Hanekawa and the meddlecat using the demon sword is causing an adverse reaction?
妖刀によって 羽川と 障り猫が分離されたことで
統合に不具合を起こしている
（翼(つばさ)･障り猫） ああ〜！ うっ… にゃあ にゃ〜！
（暦）何やってんだよ 猫
What are you doing, cat?
Why are you hurting Hanekawa?
羽川を傷つけて どうすんだ！
Didn't you do all that for Hanekawa
お前が羽川のために あれこれ手を焼いてくれたのは
羽川が路上で死んでいた お前に対して
because she didn't show you any sympathy when she saw you dead by the road?
全く同情しなかったからじゃねえか
Koyomi Araragi
Animation Number 384
That's how it was for me!
Koyomi Araragi
僕のときもそうだった
Koyomi Araragi
Vampire
When I was attacked by a vampire and lost my humanity,
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吸血鬼に襲われ
Vampire
Human
人間ではなくなってしまった 僕に対しても
Human
Koyomi Araragi
Hanekawa didn't pity or look down on me!
羽川は 決して哀れんで 見下したりしなかった
Tsubasa Hanekawa
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Tsubasa Hanekawa
Classmate
Class Representative
SAVIOR
She saw me as an equal!
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対等に見てくれていた
SAVIOR
そうだろ 障り猫！
Didn't she, meddlecat?!
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Dead by the road or attacked by a vampire,
路上で死んでいようが 吸血鬼に襲われようが
we weren't things to be pitied!
僕たちは かわいそうなんかじゃねえよな！
Didn't you fall in love with Hanekawa because of that?
お前も そんな羽川のことが 好きになっちゃったんだよな
So stop hurting Hanekawa like that!
だから だから そんなふうに 羽川を襲うのはよせ！
Stop it...
やめろ やめてくれ
Stop!
Please, stop!
やめてください！
How stupid are you, servant?
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（旧キスショット） アホか この従僕(じゅうぼく)は！
Of course the machine will be damaged if you rip its plug out of the socket.
乱暴な電源の切り方をしたら
マシンが傷むのは 当たり前じゃろうが！
I was just
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I was just
Using my beautiful sword in such a reckless manner...
わしの自慢の名刀を むちゃな使い方しおって
What a way to slice up a fish.
とんだ怪異の活(い)き造(づく)りじゃわい
Don't make me laugh.
笑ってしまうわ
hearing things
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hearing things
As usual, you only see what's directly in front of your face, servant.
ったく 例によって いつものごとく
目の前のことしか見えておらんな この従僕は！
You forced me to live, so don't think you can just go off and die.
わしを勝手に生かしておいて 勝手に死ねると思うな
Fool.
アホが！
I'll show you the right way to use it, so watch closely.
手本を示してやるから そこで見とれ
Watch closely closely
Watch closely closely!
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Watch closely closely
見とれとれ！
Watch closely closely
Ready?
よいか 怪異殺しとは こうやるんじゃ
This is how you use the Aberration Killer.
いいよな？
Is this okay?
いいよな 羽川
Is this okay, Hanekawa?
We're all worthless and so misfortunate.
僕たち みんな ろくでもないけど
すっげえ不幸で めちゃくちゃ報われなくて
We'll never be rewarded.
We'll never be able to make it right.
取り返しなんか全然つかないけど
一生 このままなんだけど
And we'll be that way all our lives.
Is that okay?
それでいいよな？
（翼）いいわけないでしょ
Of course not.
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8th May
The next day.
（暦） 翌日 僕は 朝食もそこそこに 自転車に乗って家を出た
I stuffed down my breakfast before leaving my house on my bicycle.
I had somewhere to visit before going to school.
学校に行く前に 寄る所がある
Well then.
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さて…
Now I can't pat her on the head...
（暦） これでは なでられない
Oh, that?
（忍野）ああ それ？
She kicked and screamed until I got it for her.
ああ 吸血鬼ちゃんに ねだられてさ
Well, she did kinda take care of the whole cat thing, so I gave it to her as a reward.
まあ 結局
猫のことは 彼女が全部 解決してくれたようなものだから
ご褒美として プレゼントしてあげたんだよ
What a disappointment.
当てが外れたというか はかない希望だったが
It was a fleeting dream...
By the way, Oshino.
ところで忍野
羽川のことだけど 大丈夫なんだろうな
About Hanekawa...
Is she all right?
（忍野） はあ？ ああ 大丈夫だよ それは保証する
Yeah, she's fine.
I guarantee you that.
The Class Rep doesn't remember a thing about what happened during Golden Week.
委員長ちゃんは このゴールデンウィークのことは
何も覚えちゃいないよ
All her memories of being Black Hanekawa...
ブラック羽川としての記憶は
...are completely gone.
完全に失っている
Black Hanekawa?
ブラック羽川？ 何だ そりゃ
What's that?
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
The Class Rep during the whole affair.
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
（忍野） あの状態の委員長ちゃんのことさ
New Modern Demon
Black Hanekawa
New Modern Demon
Neither a good
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Neither a good
あれを障り猫と呼ぶのは 少し違うからね
Calling it a meddlecat isn't quite right.
nor a bad name
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nor a bad name
Impressively enough
New cases need new names.
新種には新種の名前が必要だ
the name works
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the name works
A new, modern aberration—Black Hanekawa.
新しい現代の妖怪
Black Hanekawa
Animation Number 451
ブラック羽川
Black Hanekawa
Your naming sense sucks.
ネーミングセンスねえよ お前
Black black black black Tsubasa Hanekawa
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Black black black black Tsubasa Hanekawa
It seems that the Class Rep's consciousness had been restored after she energy-drained her parents.
（忍野） ご両親を エナジードレインした時点で
委員長ちゃんの意識は 一旦 戻ったらしいんだ
You could say her wish was fulfilled as soon as that happened.
その時点で彼女の望みは かなったから ということかな
Her wish...
望み…
But she reverted back soon after.
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（忍野） だけど すぐに戻った
Or rather, the Class Rep wanted it so strongly that she drew the cat back into herself as it tried to leave her.
否(いな) 委員長ちゃん自身が 強く願って
自分から離れかけていた猫を 引き戻し
更には 取り込んだというのが 正しいのかな
She took it in even deeper.
その瞬間 新怪異 ブラック羽川は 誕生したというわけだ
The moment she did, a new aberration— Black Hanekawa—was born.
An opportunistic
idealist.
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An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
An opportunistic
idealist.
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
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Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
Let's call it the work of a demon and
shift the blame onto it
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
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I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
I couldn't even die
for Hanekawa's sake.
Oshino, if you're talking about new demons,
（暦） 忍野 新種の妖怪って言うならよ
don't you think Hanekawa was possessed by a demon we call family?
羽川は ずっと
家族という名の妖怪に 憑(つ)かれてたようなもんじゃねえかな
Family, huh?
（忍野）家族ねえ
But the Class Rep didn't consider her parents as family, did she?
でも 委員長ちゃんにとって
ご両親は 家族じゃなかったんだろう？
Exactly.
（暦）だからこそさ
Perhaps her idea of family was an aberration for her.
羽川にとっては 家族って ずっと怪異だったんじゃないのかな
Who knows?
どうなんだろうね
Though, seeing Hanekawa stay herself even when she was possessed by the cat made me think.
でもまあ 猫になったところで どうしたところで
羽川は羽川のままなんだと思うと
やっぱり いろいろ 考えちまうんだよ
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Just marry her, then.
（忍野）結婚しちゃえばいいじゃん
Huh?
（暦）は？ （忍野）いや だから
I said, just marry the Class Rep.
阿良々木君が委員長ちゃんと 結婚しちゃえばいいじゃん
Then she would have the family she never had.
そうすれば 委員長ちゃんには
ずっと手に入らなかった家族を 持つことができるじゃないか
Uh...
（暦）いや 悪い冗談だぞ 忍野
That's a terrible joke, Oshino.
Really?
（忍野） そうかい？ いいアイデアだと思うけどね
I think it's a good idea.
I think it's a fair trade, considering how much she helped you during spring break.
春休みに委員長ちゃんから 手を差し伸べられた恩返しとしては
妥当な取り引きだとは思うけどね
But what about Hanekawa's feelings?
（暦） 羽川の気持ちってのがあるだろ
（忍野）そりゃ あるだろ
She's got them.
You were drawn to her because she had them.
気持ちがあるから 魅せられるのさ
They turned her into a victim, a perpetrator...
被害者にも加害者にもなる
...and even an aberration.
怪異にもなる
But what about your own feelings?
だけど阿良々木君の気持ちってのも あるんじゃないのかい？
My own feelings?
僕の気持ち…
I was convinced that you were in love with the Class Rep.
僕は てっきり 阿良々木君は 委員長ちゃんに
恋しちゃってるんじゃないかと 思ってたけれど
Don't be stupid.
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（暦）バカ言うなよ
I'm not in love with Hanekawa.
僕は羽川に 恋しちゃってねえよ
そうかい
You sure?
そうだよ
I'm sure.
Let's keep it that way.
（暦） そういうことにしておこう
That's the happiest way to end this.
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それが いちばん幸せだ
（忍野）フッハハハ
阿良々木君がいいなら それでいいよ
Well, if you're okay with it, why not?
I did ask about your feelings,
まあ 聞いてはみたものの
but the Class Rep's feelings are far more important than yours.
阿良々木君の気持ちより
委員長ちゃんの気持ちが いちばん大事だからね
Whatever the meddlecat does and whatever you do,
障り猫が何をしたところで
阿良々木君が何をしたところで
people will save themselves on their own.
人は 一人で 勝手に助かるだけなんだしさ
Hanekawa didn't ask for help, anyway.
（暦） それに 羽川は 助けなんて求めてないしな
Even though she could've asked me.
僕に求めてくれちゃったら よかったのに
I would've done anything for Hanekawa if she had just asked.
羽川が頼ってくれたら 僕は何でもしたのに
（忍野） 案外 求めてたのかもしれないけどね
She might have wanted to, you know.
Huh?
Just because she didn't ask for help, it doesn't mean she didn't want help.
助けてって言わなきゃ
助けを求めたことに ならないわけでもないだろ
Similarly, just because she never said she loves you, it doesn't mean she doesn't.
好きって言わなきゃ
好きってことに ならないわけでもないように
Everyone has things they can't say even when they want to, don't they, Araragi-kun?
軽はずみに言えない言葉は 誰にだってあるよね
阿良々木君
I'm not worried at all.
（暦） 不安なんてない
I know I can smile back at Hanekawa when she smiles at me like she always does.
いつもどおり 笑ってくれる羽川に
いつもどおりに笑い返せると 確信している
After all, I don't love Hanekawa or anything.
だって僕は 羽川のことを 好きでも何でもないんだから
I will never, in my entire life, say I love her.
あいつのことを好きだなんて 一生言うことはないんだから
Hanekawa...
羽川
Hanekawa.
羽川
Hanekawa-san.
羽川さん
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One day, I'll fall in love with someone other than you.
（暦） 僕はいつか お前以外の 誰かを好きになるだろう
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I'll fall in love, for the first time, with someone other than you.
お前以外の誰かを 生まれて初めて好きになる
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Because you taught me how to feel for others,
人を思いやる気持ちを お前から教えてもらった僕には
one day I will surely fall in love with someone other than you.
お前以外の誰かと恋に落ちる日が きっと来る
But I will always look back at these nine golden days that you have forgotten with lingering affection.
だけど僕は お前が忘れてしまった この黄金色に輝く９日間を
僕は いつまでも 未練たらしく覚えていて
I will never forget them.
きっと忘れることはないんだと思う
No matter what future awaits me, no matter what destiny I face,
たとえこの先 どんな未来が 待ち受けていようとも
どんな将来を迎えようとも
the feelings I had for you will never change.
お前に対して抱いたこの気持ちは 決して変わらず
They will never cease to exist.
なかったことには ならないのだから
And so, during the Golden Week of my third year in high school,
そんなわけで こんなふうに
高校３年生のゴールデンウィーク
the May of my 18th year,
18歳の５月
Araragi Koyomi fell out of love for the first time, even though he wasn't in love.
阿良々木 暦の初恋ではない何かは
失恋した
I climb those stairs.
僕は階段を上る
nekomonogatari
cat
tsubasa family
To Be Continued
Dialogue Script - Nisio Isin
4-Koma Illustrations - Haritama Hiroki
Preview
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See you next series!
We!
Are the Fire Sisters!
Do you know the death watch beetle?
The characters it's written with mean those exact things too.
Oh, jeez.
Restless
Fidgety
It's a direct translation from English.
Doesn't it sound awesome?
Hey! My name is Black Araragi!
I will grant Araragi Koyomi's wishes!
Graaawr
Its cry resembles the tick-tock of clocks,
Oh, good morning Araragi-kun!
Oh! Hanekawa-san! My love! Shall we grant Koyomi's wish?
and because it was felt that it was similar to a countdown to death,
it watches over death.
Second base!
Ah!
What a cool clock!
Next time. Tsubasa Tiger, episode 1.
Next Time
Tsubasa Tiger Part 1
My master deserves certain death and not a vague death watch.
Stare