（相生祐子(あおいゆうこ)）おっはよ！
Good morning!
あっ 一番のり
I'm first!
First
in Solid
クワガタ！
Stag beetle...
What are you doing, Aioi?
（高崎(たかさき)先生）何やってんだ？ 相生 （祐子）うわっ！
Why are you here so early in the morning?!
な… なんで こんな朝早くに いるんですか！
（高崎）今日 俺が当番だからな
I'm on duty today.
Oh, how about you help me take out the trash?
そうだ ちょっと ゴミ出すの手伝ってくれ
Sensei, please don't tell anyone!
（祐子）先生 絶対みんなには 言わないでくださいよ
（高崎）フフッ それは どうかな （祐子）そんな 殺生な！
We'll see about that.
You're horrible!
（東雲(しののめ)なの）ハア ギリギリセーフ
That was close!
Nichijou 97
Mio.
（長野原(ながのはら)よしの）みお
Hm?
I tried making jam yesterday.
昨日ジャム作ってみたんだけど 味見してみる？
Do you want to taste it?
What's with this so suddenly?
（みお）なに？ どうしたの 急に
Well, I used up the last of your marmalade, so...
（よしの）ほら 前に みおのマーマレード
全部 使っちゃったからさ
Oh, that...
（みお）あっ ああ あれね
But does the fact that you're making jam...
でも お姉がジャム作りなんて―
...mean you're becoming more feminine?
ちょっとは女性らしさが 出てきたんじゃないの？
Don't make fun of me!
ちゃかさないの
Well, just try guessing what type of jam it is.
まあ 何ジャムか当ててみてよ
Oh, sure.
（みお）はいはい じゃまあ ひとつ
Well, here goes.
Awful!
まずう！
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい
まずすぎて意味が分かんないよお
It's so bad that I don't know what's going on any more!
Here, Mio,
（よしの）ほら みお ロシアンティーだから
have some Russian tea!
It's hot!
熱ーい！
あつ！ あつ！ あつ！
Hot! Hot!
It's hot, and now that I think about it, it's awful, too!
（みお）…っていうか このティー
まず！
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい
（よしの）ほら みお ジャムで舌 冷やして
Here, Mio!
Cool your tongue off with some jam!
Awful!
（みお）まずーい！
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
水！
Water!
Water, water, water!
水水水 水水水 水水水
Water, water, water!
水水水 水水水 水水水 水水水 水水水！
Water, water, water!
Water!
水！
Water Outage
ズコー！
Milk!
牛乳！
Milk!
牛乳！ 牛乳！
Milk!
Milk, milk, milk!
牛乳 乳！
ブアー！
Oh, Mio, I put the leftover jam in there.
あっ みお それ 余ったジャム 入ってるけど
（みお）ズッコー！
（みお）ううっ いったい何なの この比類なき まずさは
What's with this?
This unmatched awful taste?!
ぐええっ
Still, it's awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
それにしても まずい まずい まずい
まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい まずい
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!
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Hey, Mio, are you all right?
ちょっと みお 大丈夫？
All right?
（みお）大丈夫？ 大丈夫かって？
Am I all right?!
There's no way I'm all right!
大丈夫なわけあるか！
It was so bad,
こちとら まずすぎて 微妙な走馬灯を見る始末だよ
I had a strange vision of my life flashing before my eyes!
I thought it wasn't good,
まずいとは思っていたけど まさか そこまでの威力とは
but I didn't think it would be that bad.
Why would you intentionally make something awful?!
まずいと分かってるもの なんで作るんだよ！
I thought it would be interesting.
なんかちょっと 面白そうだったから
Oh, you idiot sister...
（みお）ああっ このバカ姉(ねえ)
Well, whatever.
まあ いいか じゃあ 改めまして
So, what type of jam do you think it is?
これは何ジャムでしょうか？
Like I would know!
知るか！ どうせ 腐った魚でも入れてるんでしょ
You probably put in a rotten fish!
あっ！ 惜しい
Close!
The answer was:
正解は―
fermented fish jam!
くさやジャムでした
That stinks!
（みお）くさー！
That was my first and last fermented fish anniversary.
（みお）これが最初で最後の 私の くさや記念日
Accident
（阪本(さかもと)）ふぬっ
Mako-chan!
（桜井(さくらい)先生）マコちゃーん
Dad's going to be late today,
今日 お父さん遅いから 店屋物にするけど―
so I'm ordering some delivery.
Is there anything you want?
何か食べたいものある？
There's a giant mess...
散らかしっぱなしだ
もう！ 言っても言っても 片づけないんだから
He never cleans no matter how many times I ask.
Maybe I should scold him properly...
やっぱり ちゃんと 怒んないとダメなのかな
Nichijou 98
こここ… これって ももも… もしかして
Is this what I think it is?
（桜井 誠(まこと)）あっ！ ちょっ お前 何やってんだよ
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
ああっ ビックリした
You startled me!
I told you not to come in without my permission!
（誠）勝手に入るなっつったろ！
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Office
Next time you come in, it's "that"!
今度お前 入ったら あれだかんな お前 あれだかんな！
It's going to be "that"!
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That's right.
（桜井）そうだよね 今日は ちゃんと怒んないと
I really need to scold him today.
コラ！
Hey!
I told you not to barge in like that!
だから！ 勝手に入ってくんなっつったろ
え？ ああっ ごめんなさい
Oh, sorry.
And why are you trying to clean my room?
…つか なに勝手に 人の部屋片づけてんだよ
It's because you never clean it yourself!
それは！ マコちゃんが いつも片づけてないから
完璧なんだよ 配置が あれで
Everything is perfect where it is!
Just stop coming into my room!
とにかく部屋 入んなよな！
（ドアが開く音） （桜井）マコちゃん！
Mako-chan!
Seriously, stop coming into my room!
だから なんで 勝手に入ってくんだよ
こ… こういうのって お姉ちゃん まだ早いと思うんだけど！
I think you're still too young for this kind of thing!
（桜井） こういうのって お姉ちゃん まだ早いと思うんだけど
I think you're still too young for this kind of thing!
こういうのって お姉ちゃん まだ早いと思うんだけど
おっ おお… お前
You...
そっ そそそ… それ
How did you get...
（誠）そっ まあ あっあ おま… はあ？
はあ？ 何それ 意味分かんねえし
What is that?
I don't get it.
It's not even mine!
俺んじゃねえし
Well, I found it in your room!
だって マコちゃんの 部屋から見つかったんだよ
What?
はあ？ 俺 そんなの見たことねえし
I've never seen that before.
Besides, when did we decide this is my room?!
…つか ここが俺の部屋だって いつ決めたか分かんねえし
It's not even certain this is my room!
俺の部屋だって 限ったわけじゃねえし
Either way, I think you're too young for this!
とにかく こういうのは まだ早いと思うからダメだよ
You shouldn't have these things!
はああ？ 何のことだか 全然 分かんねえし
I have no clue what you're talking about!
And you're not even making any sense!
もう 何 言ってるか 意味 分かんねえし
Well, I'm going to throw this out, then!
じゃあ これは捨てちゃうからね
ハア ああ…
ハア ハア ハア
That belongs to the club president!
（誠）それ 部長んだし （桜井）ええっ
Huh?
I don't think it's polite to throw away other people's belongings!
人のもん捨てるとか マジ 考えらんねえし！
I'm sorry!
（桜井）ごめんなさい でも さっき ちょっと見たけど―
I kinda peeked a little, and it's sort of amazing...
アメージングというか なんというか…
I don't think you should be looking at these things yet...
まだ こういうの 見ちゃダメなんじゃ
You'll become a delinquent.
不良になると思うし
I got it!
（誠）分かったよ 見ないよ
I won't look at it, so stop coming into my room!
見ないから お前 もう勝手に 部屋 入ってくんな！
God, this is horrible.
うへえ 最悪だよ もう
What does Takasaki-sensei see in her?
なんで高崎先生は あんなのが
Mako-chan, are you mad?
マコちゃん 怒ってる？
Can't you at least knock?!
ノックぐらいはしてくれよ
Well, I just thought you might be angry...
（桜井）いや でも ちょっと 怒ってるかなって思って
I'm not mad!
怒ってねえよ
See? You are mad...
ほらあ やっぱり怒ってる
I'm not mad!
怒ってねえよ！
I'm not mad, so please get out of my room!
怒ってねえから 早く出てってくれよ
Next time you don't knock,
今度ノックしなかったら お前 あれだぞ 超あれだかんな！
It's definitely going to be "that"!
It honestly will!
I want to live alone already...
もう俺 １人暮らししたい
（桜井） うう 今日は失敗しちゃったなあ
I screwed up today...
He claims his room is cleaned up as it is,
部屋は あれで 片づいてるって言うし―
and that book wasn't Mako-chan's...
あの本は マコちゃんのじゃなかったし
But lately, everyone at school has had lax discipline.
でも 最近 学校のみんなも 風紀が乱れてきてるし
Just like at school, I need to keep order at home!
家 学校ともども 私が ちゃんとしないとね
I am the student advisor!
生徒指導なんだし
Oh, I completely forgot!
あっ すっかり忘れてた
Mako-chan, I'm going to order delivery for-
マコちゃん！ 店屋物とるけど
How many times do I have to tell you?!
何べん言ったら 分かってくれるんだよお！
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あの この将来の希望って ところなんですけど―
Do you have any sort of dream or goal?
何か夢とか目標でもいいので ありませんか？
Well, yes...
あっ あ はい
あの
Well...
あっ 死ぬまでに 一度はテレビに出たいです
I would like to be on TV once in my lifetime!
うっ あっ あの そういうのではなくてですね
Um, not in that kind of way.
I apologise.
ごめんなさい 聞き方が悪かったみたいで
My question must not have been clear.
Is there a certain job or career you'd like?
何か やりたい仕事とか職業とか ないですかね？
あ… あの そうですね はい
Well, yes, let's see...
Um...
えーと えーと
I would like to become a teacher like Sakurai-sensei!
桜井先生みたいな 先生になりたいです
Like me?
私 みたいな？
Oh...
Um...
（桜井の すすり泣く声） （祐子）えっと ああ…
This is everyone's effort...
（ランナー） みんなで つないだ たすき！
It's up to you now, Nakamura!
頼んだぞ 中村！
俺たちの―
This is our last college run!
大学ラスト―
ラン だあ
Retire!
（アナウンサー）リタイアです ここで時定(ときさだめ)大学リタイアとなります
Tokisadame College has retired!
Nano-chan, Nano-chan.
（みお）なのちゃん なのちゃん
Yes, what is it?
（なの）はい 何でしょう？
On our way home, we met Professor,
（みお）なのちゃんの家に行く途中 はかせに会ったんだけど―
and ended up getting bitten by dogs and stuff.
犬に かまれたりしてさあ
Sounds like you went through some trouble.
（なの）大変だったみたいですね
Please tell Professor we'll drop by again soon.
（祐子）また今度 行くからねって はかせに よろしく言っといて
All right.
（なの）分かりました
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Sensei, please become our advisor!
（誠）先生！ 顧問になってくださいよ
Some things I just won't do!
（高崎）やらないもんは やらないんだ！
No way!
そんな！ こないだは オーケーしてくれたじゃないですか
You gave a green light last time!
ええっ？ いつ俺が そんなこと言った？
When did I ever say that?
I can't believe this...
うわっ！ ずっけえ
You said that if I beat you, you'll become our advisor!
先生と勝負して 俺が勝ったら―
顧問に なってくれるって 約束だったはずですよ
Was it from then?
（高崎）あのときか
Hold on!
いや あのときは 痛み分けドローだったろう
We called it a draw due to an injury that time!
Geez, I'm going to tell everyone about your feelings for my sister!
もう 姉ちゃんのこと みんなにバラしますよ
ふぐうっ ぬぬう
Where's the club room?
部室は どこなんだ
It's this way!
こっちです！
All right!
っしゃあ 今日から 囲碁サッカー部 始動だ
Today will be the day where the Go Soccer Club will really begin!
Yeah!
っしゃあ！
President!
部長 おっ！
Huh?
おあ？
S-Sorry for barging in!
す… すいません 急に開けちゃって
ああ というか 新しい顧問の先生 連れてきて
Anyway, I found a teacher to be the advisor for-
（高崎）てえっ！ （誠）な？
Hey, wait!
（誠）ちょ… ちょっと待って
Why are you running away?
なに逃げてんすか？ 高崎先生！
Takasaki-sensei!
They left...
（大工健三郎(だいくけんざぶろう)） なんか行っちゃったぞ これから勧誘しにいこうってのに
I was going to recruit more members...
Without Sakurai, I can't properly explain this club...
桜井がいないと まともに部の説明もできないなあ
ハア
まいっか
Oh well.
This is my club.
何だかんだで 俺の部だしね
I'm nervous...
Nichijou 100
（フェッちゃん） いやあ ドキドキするねえ
Why are you nervous?
（ウェボシー）なんで フェッちゃんがドキドキすんのよ
Well, you're on your way to confess your feelings...
だって今から告白しに行くんでしょ
...to this Nakanojou person, right?
中之条(なかのじょう)って人に
That's right!
おう この平和な学校で あのパンクな精神
That punk spirit in this school of peace.
Mohawks are just irresistible!
やっぱモヒカンは魅力だねえ
Well, not irresistible, but definitely unique.
（フェッちゃん）まあ 魅力ってか 個性的ではあるけどね
Whoa!
Sensei!
（誠）先生 待ってくださいよ
Hold on, please!
（高崎）フウ フウ
（誠）ハッ ハッ ハア
Hey, Takasaki-sensei...
ちょっと 高崎先生 なんで逃げるんですか？
Why did you run away?
I haven't played such a passionate game of Go Soccer for so long!
あんなに熱い囲碁サッカー 俺 久しぶりでした
I can't think of anyone more appropriate than you for our advisor!
先生しか顧問は考えられないんです
I'm sorry...
すまん 俺も ほら… 何かとあって
But you see, I have some... things.
Well... things like that...
その 何が 何で まあ 何というか 何で…
You see... and such...
なっ 部室にまで来てくれたのに
You even came to the club room with me!
I have no choice.
しかたない
Sensei.
先生
After looking at this, can you still say things like that?
これを見て まだ そんなことが言えますか？
だああ！
お前 これはあ！
You!
This is...
（誠）フッフフ
Indeed.
そうです うちの姉ちゃんの 高校時代の写真です
It's a picture of my sister in her high school days.
Well, sensei, what are you going to do?
さあ 先生 どうします？
Will you become our advisor in exchange for this photograph?
これと交換で 顧問に なりませんか？
（高崎）ううっ！ ほ… 欲しい
I...
I want it!
I want it so much...
のどから手が出るほど欲しいが―
But it feels like something important within me would crumble if I accepted this!
これを もらったら―
俺の大事にしている何かが 崩れるような気がする
（高崎）桜井
Sakurai...
Yes.
はい
Sorry, but...
（高崎）すまんが
This seems like a great deal to me!
上出来なんじゃ ないでしょうか
What am I doing?!
（高崎）何やってんだ 俺は！
Awesome!
やった！ じゃあ 顧問になってくれるんですね
So you'll become our advisor?
（高崎）ぐうっ 最低だ 教師として あるまじき行為
I'm the worst...
Having such behaviour as a teacher...
However, I may be a teacher, but I'm still a hungry wolf!
しかし 俺も教師である前に １匹の餓狼(がろう)
Necessity has no law!
背に腹は かえられん
Listen up, Sakurai!
（高崎）いいか 桜井！
If we're doing this, we're going all out!
やるからには てっぺん取りにいくぞ
わあ
All right?!
（高崎）分かったな！ （誠）はい！
Yes!
All right, the Go Soccer Club begins today!
（誠）よ－し！ 今日から 囲碁サッカー始動だ
I'm going to go all out starting tomorrow!
（高崎）あした辺りから ビシビシいくからな
All right!
ファイト！
It's here.
（ウェボシー）ここか
Oh, I see.
（安中(あんなか)）へえっ そうなんだ
Hey!
（ウェボシー）ねえねえ （安中）はい
Yes?
Is that Nakanojou guy here?
中之条ってやつ いる？
Oh, yes.
あっ はい 中之条君！
Nakanojou-kun!
Nakanojou-kun, someone's calling you.
中之条君 呼んでるよ
Yes, what can I do for you?
（中之条）はい 何でしょうか？
Not appealing at all...
（ウェボシー･フェッちゃん） 魅力ねえ
Love-Like
Dad, will you go look for me?
（娘）お父さん 代わりに見てきて
Got it.
（父）よし 分かった
How was it?
どうだった？
（娘）ああ どっち？
Which one?
Wet Paint
The train will briefly stop here.
（アナウンス）一時 停車致します
Somebody please help me
Shinonome Institute
あっ 水上(みなかみ)さん どうしたんですか？
Minakami-san, why are you here?
I came to play.
（水上麻衣(まい)）遊びに来た
まあ すみません
Whoa, thank you for bringing all of these snacks.
こんなに お菓子もらってしまって
Ah!
It's the person who tried to have her dogs bite me!
はかせに 犬 かませようとした人だ
Huh?
（オグリキャップ）ワウ （ピョン）カプ
（はかせ）絶対 この人なんだけど
It's definitely her!
Well, I'm going to go make some tea.
じゃあ 私 ちょっと お茶いれてきますね
（はかせ）うーむ
Why did you come here?
何しに来たの？
Here.
（麻衣）あげる
What is that?
何それ
Yamantaka.
I don't want it.
要らない
But it's cool.
カッコいいけど
It's not cool at all.
全然 カッコよくない
This is pretty neat.
（麻衣）これ 面白いよ
What is that?
（はかせ）何 それ
A 36-room house.
（麻衣）36ＬＤＫ
That's not neat at all.
全然 面白くない
No baths, toilets or windows.
風呂 トイレ 窓なし
Not neat at all.
面白くない
What are you drawing?
何 描いてるの？
I'm not telling.
教えてあげない
Here.
（麻衣）はい （はかせ）ん？
It's a blue shark.
（麻衣）ヨシキリザメ
That's cool!
（はかせ）カッコいい （麻衣）ハッ
You can have it!
あげる
Yay!
やった！
Hey, try drawing a different shark!
（はかせ）ねえねえ 違うサメも描いてみて
Sure.
（麻衣）いいよ
Draw a shark that's smiling!
（はかせ） 笑ってるやつ 描いてみて
（麻衣）いいよ
Sure.
Will you trade with mine?
（はかせ）はかせのと 交換していい？
Sure.
（麻衣）いいよ
Sorry for the wai-
お待たせしまし… あっ
Huh?
あれ？ んっ
I'm going home.
Minakami
Professor, did Minakami-san go home?
はかせ 水上さん 帰っちゃったんですか？
Yeah, but I told her to come back to draw more pictures.
うん でも また 絵 描きに来てって言っといたよ
I see.
そうですか
I wonder why she came over.
何しに来たんだろう
Word Of The Day
It really is something.
I'm a graduation photo!
When someone says "Whoa, that's cute!" about a picture,
doesn't that make you think "So, I'm not cute now?"
Next time on Nichijou: Episode 24.
Narration: Horie Yui
Look forward to it!
（卒業写真）卒業写真だよ
写真 見て“うわあ カワイイ” って連呼されると―
“今はカワイくねえってことかよ” って思うよね
次回の「日常」は 第24話
お楽しみに