[Script Info] Title: [Nekomoe kissaten] ODDTAXI Audio Drama [02.5][BDRip].JPSC ScriptType: v4.00+ WrapStyle: 2 ScaledBorderAndShadow: yes PlayResX: 1920 PlayResY: 1080 YCbCr Matrix: TV.709 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,70,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2.4,0,2,20,20,20,1 Style: Dial-JP,FOT-Rodin ProN B,48,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,2,23,23,10,1 Style: Dial-CH,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,70,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2.4,0,2,20,20,56,1 Style: Comment,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,56,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,7,20,20,20,1 Style: Title,FZJingQiShenTiJF ExtraBold,90,&H00FEFEFC,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,0,0,7,420,420,420,1 Style: Staff,HYXuanSong 65S,50,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H001E1E1E,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,8,20,20,20,1 Style: Dial-CH_ichimura,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,70,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00139DEC,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2.4,0,2,20,20,56,1 Style: Dial-CH_mitsuya,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,70,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H0044B538,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2.4,0,2,20,20,56,1 Style: Dial-CH_nikaidou,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,70,&H00F5F5F5,&H000000FF,&H00D75644,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2.4,0,2,20,20,56,1 Style: Dial-JP_ichimura,FOT-Rodin ProN B,48,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00139DEC,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,2,23,23,10,1 Style: Dial-JP_mitsuya,FOT-Rodin ProN B,48,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H0044B538,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,2,23,23,10,1 Style: Dial-JP_nikaidou,FOT-Rodin ProN B,48,&H00F5F5F5,&H000000FF,&H00D75644,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,0,2,23,23,10,1 Style: Table,FZYouHei_GBK 511M,42,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,0,0,2,20,20,20,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Staff Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Staff,,0,0,0,,{\blur4}本字幕由喵萌奶茶屋制作 仅供交流试看之用 请勿用于商业用途\N翻译:Ronny 繁化:错党 后期:MIR Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Title Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:05:07.87,Title,,0,0,0,,绝对绝对要保密哦{❤} Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Dialogue Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.92,0:00:01.82,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,皆さん こんばんは Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.98,0:00:05.21,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,前回の動画 もっとバズるかなって思ってたんですが Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.21,0:00:06.82,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ あんなもんですよね Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.42,0:00:09.50,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ただの医者と患者の会話ですから Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.73,0:00:12.33,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あわよくば収益化 とか思ってたんですが Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.50,0:00:13.56,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ちょっと無理そうです Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.38,0:00:18.46,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,さて 今回はなんとあのアイドルグループの音声です Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.46,0:00:20.45,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,これは貴重ですよ 多分 Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.71,0:00:22.67,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,では どうぞ Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.47,0:00:28.70,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,超怖くない Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.14,0:00:29.93,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,なにが? Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.93,0:00:31.26,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,二階堂さん Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.26,0:00:33.68,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,ああ 話があるってやつ? Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:34.95,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,怖いよね Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.13,0:00:36.17,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,なんだと思う? Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.17,0:00:39.47,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,ダメ出しじゃない あのパートのダンスがどうとか Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.77,0:00:43.13,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,導入あてっこしようか 二階堂さんの第一声 Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.67,0:00:46.88,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「申し訳ないんだけど」とか? Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.88,0:00:47.95,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,こわっ Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.95,0:00:51.83,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,まずわびておいて それを上回る罵声を浴びせてくるパターンじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.83,0:00:52.89,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,ヤバくない Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.89,0:00:56.91,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,それかそれか 「差し出がましいようだけど」とか? Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.91,0:00:58.99,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,ヤバい それヤバい Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.99,0:01:01.83,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,差し出がましいこと言われるじゃん 絶対 Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.83,0:01:04.90,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,あとはあれだよ 「厳しいこと言うようだけど」 Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.49,0:01:08.15,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,それマジヤバい 直接的でヤバい Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.15,0:01:11.18,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,日本の前置表現の幅広さがヤバい Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.58,0:01:17.54,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,あのさ… Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:23.80,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,私たち もっと仲良くならないといけないと思うんだ Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.44,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,仲いいと思ってたんだけど Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:29.21,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,もっとだよ もっと Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.58,0:01:31.87,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,じゃあ みんなでどこか行っちゃう? Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.17,0:01:33.14,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,旅行とか Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.51,0:01:36.08,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,それいい 温泉行きたい Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.15,0:01:37.63,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,それもいいんだけど Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.07,0:01:39.51,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,もっと手っ取り早く Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.82,0:01:41.38,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,それは何のために? Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.70,0:01:45.15,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,うちらイベントとか出ても お互いのことあんまり知らないから Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.15,0:01:46.48,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,エピソードがないじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.91,0:01:49.96,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,ライブのMCもこれからどんどんやらなきゃいけないし Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:51.27,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,なるほど Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.56,0:01:53.54,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,証明できないのをいいことに Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.54,0:01:56.82,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,オーラ見えるとか小さいおっさん見たとか言い出したりさ Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.95,0:01:59.87,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,有能な人からのツッコミありきで言い間違えるだけの Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.87,0:02:02.42,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,薄い笑いとるだけのアイドルにはなりたくないじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.81,0:02:05.10,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,アイドルをそんなふうに見てたんだ Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.33,0:02:06.06,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,アイドル… Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.74,0:02:09.32,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,お笑い芸人さんとかもそうだと思うけど Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.49,0:02:13.34,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,今はグループに仲の良さを求める傾向があると思うんだよね Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.57,0:02:14.25,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,確かに Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.81,0:02:18.70,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,不仲とか険悪とかって リアルでお腹いっぱいだもんね Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.86,0:02:21.96,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,でもどうやったら手っ取り早く仲良くなれるの Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.94,0:02:24.53,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,秘密を分け合うんだ Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.96,0:02:29.64,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密って 言っちゃったら秘密じゃなくない? Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.64,0:02:31.15,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,だからゲームにする Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.05,0:02:36.75,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,この小さい紙3枚に それぞれ大きい秘密と小さい秘密 Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.75,0:02:38.89,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,そして1つだけ嘘を書くんだ Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.09,0:02:40.52,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,誰が書いたか分からない Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:42.95,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,大きい秘密って ガチの? Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.27,0:02:45.73,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,うん 墓場まで持っていく系の Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.92,0:02:49.06,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,それってさ 誰が書いたか分からないし Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.14,0:02:52.92,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,嘘混じってるならさ ライブMCとかで使えないんじゃないの Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.92,0:02:57.12,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,確かに それにガチの秘密 言われたら困るし Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.24,0:02:59.91,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,まずは共犯関係を作ろうってことだよ Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.44,0:03:04.18,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,嘘を混ぜるのは 言ってしまえば逃げ道 Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.59,0:03:06.87,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,でも 面白そうかも Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.97,0:03:08.32,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,とにかくやってみよう Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.32,0:03:09.34,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,ちょ… ちょっと待って Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.41,0:03:10.33,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,ガチのガチ? Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.33,0:03:11.45,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,そうだってば Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.26,0:03:14.00,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,なんかあるかな Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.00,0:03:15.78,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,筆跡変えないと Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.62,0:03:21.49,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,えっと… あっ Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.19,0:03:24.86,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密 うん… Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.64,0:03:26.71,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,あとは… Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.60,0:03:29.13,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,これかな… Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.39,0:03:37.87,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,じゃあ 全部一箇所に集めて混ぜまーす Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.82,0:03:44.84,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,で 順番に一人一枚ずつランダムに引いて読んでいく Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.84,0:03:46.54,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,いちいちリアクションはしない Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.54,0:03:48.40,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,じゃあ 三矢さんから Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.40,0:03:48.96,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,はい Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.99,0:03:52.42,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「整形をしている」 Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.46,0:03:55.71,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「ネットにメンバーの悪口を書いた」 Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.63,0:03:58.11,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「パパ活をしている」 Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.98,0:04:00.55,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「枕営業をしている」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.04,0:04:02.16,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「人を殺した」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.45,0:04:03.64,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「結婚している」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.02,0:04:05.76,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「お笑い芸人と付き合っている」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.27,0:04:07.06,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「線香」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.20,0:04:08.65,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「死体を捨てた」 Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.35,0:04:13.24,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,ちょっと待って Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.78,0:04:15.30,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,嘘 3つしかないの Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.30,0:04:16.73,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,ヤバいのばっかじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.28,0:04:18.17,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,怖い怖い Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.17,0:04:21.10,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,絶対嘘でしょってのはあれと あれと… Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.10,0:04:22.80,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,線香って何だろ Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.03,0:04:24.59,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密で「線香」? Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.11,0:04:28.66,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,ほんとに墓場に持っていくものじゃない Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.66,0:04:32.02,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,ヤバっ さっき言ってた突っ込まれるの前提のやつじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.02,0:04:34.11,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,それより気になったんだけどさ Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.20,0:04:35.19,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,そのペン なに Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.46,0:04:36.04,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,これ? Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.99,0:04:38.81,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,幸せのボールペンだって Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.81,0:04:39.82,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,なにそれ Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.82,0:04:42.28,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,これを持ってると幸せになるんだ Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.58,0:04:46.12,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,で 他人に渡すと幸せが伝染するっていう Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.53,0:04:49.27,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,これマネージャーの山本さんからもらったんだけど Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.27,0:04:51.50,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,山本さんは誰にもらったの Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.50,0:04:53.70,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,タクシーの運転手にもらったんだって Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.70,0:04:55.57,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,幸せなことあったの Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.57,0:04:58.90,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,CD出せたし こうしてイベントもできるしさ Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.90,0:05:00.70,Dial-JP_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,それは前から決まってたじゃん Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.33,0:05:02.64,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,面白そう Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.97,0:05:04.96,Dial-JP_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,次 それを私にもらえない? Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.00,0:05:07.13,Dial-JP_ichimura,,0,0,0,,いいよ はい Dialogue: 1,0:00:00.92,0:00:01.82,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,大家晚上好 Dialogue: 1,0:00:01.98,0:00:05.21,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,上回的视频 我本以为会更火一些 Dialogue: 1,0:00:05.21,0:00:06.82,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,结果就那样 Dialogue: 1,0:00:07.42,0:00:09.50,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟只是医生和患者的对话 Dialogue: 1,0:00:09.73,0:00:12.33,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,如果有机会的话 我也想收益化 Dialogue: 1,0:00:12.50,0:00:13.56,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,播放量还是有点少了 Dialogue: 1,0:00:14.38,0:00:18.46,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那么这次 竟然是那个偶像组合的音频 Dialogue: 1,0:00:18.46,0:00:20.45,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这可相当稀罕了 我估计 Dialogue: 1,0:00:21.71,0:00:22.67,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那么 请听 Dialogue: 1,0:00:27.47,0:00:28.70,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,太可怕了吧 Dialogue: 1,0:00:29.14,0:00:29.93,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,什么可怕? Dialogue: 1,0:00:29.93,0:00:31.26,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,二阶堂 Dialogue: 1,0:00:31.26,0:00:33.68,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,哦 她说要找我们谈话? Dialogue: 1,0:00:33.68,0:00:34.95,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,是挺可怕 Dialogue: 1,0:00:35.13,0:00:36.17,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,你觉得她会说什么? Dialogue: 1,0:00:36.17,0:00:39.47,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,估计要指指点点吧 说那部分的舞蹈怎样 Dialogue: 1,0:00:39.77,0:00:43.13,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,要不来猜猜她的开场白吧 Dialogue: 1,0:00:44.67,0:00:46.88,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「虽然很抱歉」之类的? Dialogue: 1,0:00:46.88,0:00:47.95,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,可怕 Dialogue: 1,0:00:47.95,0:00:51.83,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,先道歉 然后劈头盖脸一顿骂的套路 Dialogue: 1,0:00:51.83,0:00:52.89,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,太糟糕了 Dialogue: 1,0:00:52.89,0:00:56.91,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,或者或者 「可能是我多事了」之类的? Dialogue: 1,0:00:56.91,0:00:58.99,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,糟糕 这太糟糕了 Dialogue: 1,0:00:58.99,0:01:01.83,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,肯定要说多管闲事的话了 Dialogue: 1,0:01:01.83,0:01:04.90,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,还有那种 「我可能会说得有些严厉」 Dialogue: 1,0:01:05.49,0:01:08.15,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,那真是糟糕 直截了当地糟糕 Dialogue: 1,0:01:08.15,0:01:11.18,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,日语的铺垫表现方法真糟糕 Dialogue: 1,0:01:16.58,0:01:17.54,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,话说啊… Dialogue: 1,0:01:20.00,0:01:23.80,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,我觉得我们必须关系更好 Dialogue: 1,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.44,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,我觉得关系挺好的呀 Dialogue: 1,0:01:27.44,0:01:29.21,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,更加 更好 Dialogue: 1,0:01:29.58,0:01:31.87,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,要不大家一起去哪逛逛? Dialogue: 1,0:01:32.17,0:01:33.14,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,旅行之类的 Dialogue: 1,0:01:33.51,0:01:36.08,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,这个好 我想去温泉 Dialogue: 1,0:01:36.15,0:01:37.63,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,这倒是不错 Dialogue: 1,0:01:38.07,0:01:39.51,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,更快捷一点的比较好 Dialogue: 1,0:01:39.82,0:01:41.38,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,为了什么? Dialogue: 1,0:01:41.70,0:01:45.15,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,我们虽然一起参加演出活动 但都不太了解彼此 Dialogue: 1,0:01:45.15,0:01:46.48,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,这样就没有话题了吧 Dialogue: 1,0:01:46.91,0:01:49.96,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,Live上的MC以后也要经常说 Dialogue: 1,0:01:50.14,0:01:51.27,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,原来如此 Dialogue: 1,0:01:51.56,0:01:53.54,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,像是那种没法证伪的话题 Dialogue: 1,0:01:53.54,0:01:56.82,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,比如能看到气场 或者见过小小老头之类的 Dialogue: 1,0:01:56.95,0:01:59.87,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,为了让更有才的人吐槽而故意说错 Dialogue: 1,0:01:59.87,0:02:02.42,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,只为博得不值钱的笑声 你们不想做这样的偶像吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:02.81,0:02:05.10,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,原来你是这么看偶像的啊 Dialogue: 1,0:02:05.33,0:02:06.06,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,偶像… Dialogue: 1,0:02:06.74,0:02:09.32,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,搞笑艺人也是这样的吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:09.49,0:02:13.34,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,现在一团和气的组合确实更吃香 Dialogue: 1,0:02:13.57,0:02:14.25,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,确实 Dialogue: 1,0:02:14.81,0:02:18.70,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,勾心斗角之类的 观众在现实生活已经受够了 Dialogue: 1,0:02:18.86,0:02:21.96,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,但是怎么做才能迅速增进关系呢 Dialogue: 1,0:02:22.94,0:02:24.53,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,来分享秘密吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:25.96,0:02:29.64,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密说出来的话 就不是秘密了吧? Dialogue: 1,0:02:29.64,0:02:31.15,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,所以来做个游戏吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:32.05,0:02:36.75,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,在这三张小纸条上 每个人写一个大秘密 一个小秘密 Dialogue: 1,0:02:36.75,0:02:38.89,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,然后再写一条谎言 Dialogue: 1,0:02:39.09,0:02:40.52,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,看不出是谁写的 Dialogue: 1,0:02:40.76,0:02:42.95,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,大秘密是 认真的那种? Dialogue: 1,0:02:43.27,0:02:45.73,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,嗯 要带到坟墓的那种 Dialogue: 1,0:02:45.92,0:02:49.06,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,那样的话 既不知道是谁写的 Dialogue: 1,0:02:49.14,0:02:52.92,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,又混了谎言进去 Live的MC上没法用吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:52.92,0:02:57.12,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,确实 而且是认真的秘密 也不好说出去吧 Dialogue: 1,0:02:57.24,0:02:59.91,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,只是先把大家拉上一条船啦 Dialogue: 1,0:03:00.44,0:03:04.18,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,加谎言进去 也是为了有台阶下 Dialogue: 1,0:03:04.59,0:03:06.87,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,不过 好像有点好玩 Dialogue: 1,0:03:06.97,0:03:08.32,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,总之开始吧 Dialogue: 1,0:03:08.32,0:03:09.34,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,等… 等一下 Dialogue: 1,0:03:09.41,0:03:10.33,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,真要写认真的秘密? Dialogue: 1,0:03:10.33,0:03:11.45,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,对呀 Dialogue: 1,0:03:12.26,0:03:14.00,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,那我可得想想 Dialogue: 1,0:03:14.00,0:03:15.78,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,得换换笔迹了 Dialogue: 1,0:03:19.62,0:03:21.49,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,嗯… 对了 Dialogue: 1,0:03:22.19,0:03:24.86,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密 嗯… Dialogue: 1,0:03:25.64,0:03:26.71,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,还有… Dialogue: 1,0:03:27.60,0:03:29.13,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,这个吧… Dialogue: 1,0:03:34.39,0:03:37.87,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,那就放在一起 混合一下 Dialogue: 1,0:03:40.82,0:03:44.84,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,然后 轮流随机抽一张读出来 Dialogue: 1,0:03:44.84,0:03:46.54,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,不要逐一评论 Dialogue: 1,0:03:46.54,0:03:48.40,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,那就从三矢开始 Dialogue: 1,0:03:48.40,0:03:48.96,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,好 Dialogue: 1,0:03:50.99,0:03:52.42,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「整容过」 Dialogue: 1,0:03:53.46,0:03:55.71,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「在网上写队友坏话」 Dialogue: 1,0:03:56.63,0:03:58.11,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「在找人包养」 Dialogue: 1,0:03:58.98,0:04:00.55,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「被潜规则过」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:01.04,0:04:02.16,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「杀过人」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:02.45,0:04:03.64,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「已婚」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:04.02,0:04:05.76,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,「和搞笑艺人交往」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:06.27,0:04:07.06,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,「线香」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:07.20,0:04:08.65,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,「遗弃尸体」 Dialogue: 1,0:04:12.35,0:04:13.24,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,等一下 Dialogue: 1,0:04:13.78,0:04:15.30,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,只有三个是假的吗 Dialogue: 1,0:04:15.30,0:04:16.73,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,怎么都这么糟糕 Dialogue: 1,0:04:17.28,0:04:18.17,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,可怕可怕 Dialogue: 1,0:04:18.17,0:04:21.10,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,一看就是谎言的有这个 这个… Dialogue: 1,0:04:21.10,0:04:22.80,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,线香是什么意思 Dialogue: 1,0:04:23.03,0:04:24.59,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,秘密是「线香」? Dialogue: 1,0:04:26.11,0:04:28.66,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,这是真的要带去墓地的东西吧 Dialogue: 1,0:04:28.66,0:04:32.02,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,糟糕 这不就是刚才说的引导别人吐槽的东西吗 Dialogue: 1,0:04:32.02,0:04:34.11,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,话说我好奇半天了 Dialogue: 1,0:04:34.20,0:04:35.19,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,那根笔是什么 Dialogue: 1,0:04:35.46,0:04:36.04,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,这个? Dialogue: 1,0:04:36.99,0:04:38.81,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,说是叫幸福圆珠笔 Dialogue: 1,0:04:38.81,0:04:39.82,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,什么意思 Dialogue: 1,0:04:39.82,0:04:42.28,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,只要拿着它就会幸福 Dialogue: 1,0:04:42.58,0:04:46.12,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,然后送给别人 幸福就会传染 Dialogue: 1,0:04:46.53,0:04:49.27,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,这是经纪人山本先生送给我的 Dialogue: 1,0:04:49.27,0:04:51.50,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,谁送给山本先生的 Dialogue: 1,0:04:51.50,0:04:53.70,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,他说是出租车司机给他的 Dialogue: 1,0:04:53.70,0:04:55.57,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,那你碰到幸福的事了吗 Dialogue: 1,0:04:55.57,0:04:58.90,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,发行了CD 还有这样的演出活动 Dialogue: 1,0:04:58.90,0:05:00.70,Dial-CH_mitsuya,,0,0,0,,这不是早就确定的事吗 Dialogue: 1,0:05:01.33,0:05:02.64,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,还挺好玩的 Dialogue: 1,0:05:02.97,0:05:04.96,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,下一棒能送给我吗? Dialogue: 1,0:05:06.00,0:05:07.13,Dial-CH_ichimura,,0,0,0,,可以啊 给 Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Comment Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.55,0:02:02.44,Comment,,0,0,0,,注:小小老头是日本的都市传说,很多人称目击过十几厘米的大叔样貌的小人。 Dialogue: 1,0:04:26.11,0:04:28.66,Dial-CH_nikaidou,,0,0,0,,{\fscx60\fscy60\pos(1239.721,956.188)\bord2.2}大秘密 Comment: 1,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\an7\bord0\shad0\blur1\p1\fscx143\fscy47\pos(993.869,722.452)}m -400 -199 l 400 -199 l 400 -201 l -400 -201 m -400 1 l 400 1 l 400 -1 l -400 -1 m -400 201 l 400 201 l 400 199 l -400 199 m -1 -400 l 1 -200 l 1 400 l -1 400 m -201 -400 l -199 -400 l -199 400 l -201 400 m 201 400 l 199 400 l 199 -400 l 201 -400 m -401 -401 l 401 -401 l 401 401 l -401 401 m -399 -399 l -399 399 l 399 399 l 399 -399 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(853,603)}二阶堂 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1137,603)}市村 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1427,603)}三矢 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(567,700)}大 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(853,700)}抛尸 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1137,700)}包养 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1427,700)}杀人 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(567,791)}小 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(853,791)}和马场交往 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1137,791)}整容 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1427,791)}说坏话 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(567,888)}假 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(853,880)}潜规则 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1137,880)}线香 Comment: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:07.87,Table,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1427,880)}结婚 Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,