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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:06:33.62,Title,,0,0,0,,老头的戏言
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Dialogue
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.81,0:00:02.26,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,はい　皆さん　こんばんは
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.00,0:00:04.98,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,最近ね　ちょっと思うんですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.47,0:00:08.08,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,この盗聴器仕掛けたのは誰なんだろうって
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.73,0:00:11.57,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,私と同じようにこの音声を聴いてるってことでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.20,0:00:16.13,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,なんでもいいから盗み聞きしたいっていう変態の仕業かもしれませんけど　
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:18.51,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,どうも意図を感じるんですよね
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.72,0:00:21.60,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　考えても仕方ないか
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.46,0:00:26.59,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,さあ　今回はなんと　あの落語界の大御所の音声を入手しました
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.05,0:00:28.81,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,貴重なお笑いの話も聴けますよ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.11,0:00:30.75,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,私は多少ガッカリしましたが
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.26,0:00:33.40,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いや　やっぱすごいですね　東京は
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.87,0:00:35.13,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,では　どうぞ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.54,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ありがとうございました
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.02,0:00:45.19,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,バカ野郎　お前　ったくよ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:45.95,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お通しです
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.38,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ほんとバカじゃないのか
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:52.87,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,だって　師匠のほうが何百倍も稼いでるじゃないですか
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.87,0:00:55.95,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,バーカ　金じゃねえんだって
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.10,0:00:56.85,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,そうだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.20,0:01:00.54,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,金もらえりゃ何でもすんのかって話だろ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.54,0:01:03.36,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,魂だろ　パッションだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.36,0:01:05.29,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,確かにそうですね
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.53,0:01:09.72,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,初心に戻ってもっと面白い番組作れるように頑張ります
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.72,0:01:12.97,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ほんと面白い番組減ったよな
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.34,0:01:15.44,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いや　そう言われると辛いっす
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.54,0:01:19.25,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お前が面白いもん作りたいって言うんなら　協力してやるよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:20.60,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,本当ですか
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.29,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,何かあんのか　企画
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.54,0:01:24.34,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,バンジージャンプとかいけます？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.34,0:01:26.18,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,バンジージャンプ？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.08,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いくら
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.94,0:01:30.91,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,金によるだろ　そんなもん
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.91,0:01:32.21,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ああ　金
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.21,0:01:34.48,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,単価の3倍なら　考えるよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.48,0:01:36.82,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　それならいけるかもしれません
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.85,0:01:38.47,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,マジで？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.60,0:01:40.40,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,マジで？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.40,0:01:41.62,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,多分ですけど
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.12,0:01:43.51,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　頼むよ　そこは
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.51,0:01:44.66,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,本当に行けます？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.98,0:01:47.00,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,上まで行ってNGとかなしですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.00,0:01:49.49,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,やったことはないけど　いけるだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.49,0:01:51.61,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,こちとら噺家なんだから
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.22,0:01:56.21,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,なぜなら　高座に上るのは慣れてますってね
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.89,0:02:00.87,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,酒はいいのか
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.41,0:02:02.64,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,はい　いただいてます
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.64,0:02:04.44,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,食えよ　これ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.84,0:02:06.19,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ほら　一個余ってるやつ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.71,0:02:08.32,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,何だこれ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.32,0:02:09.25,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ハツですね
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.25,0:02:11.85,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,最近の若いやつはほんと…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.10,0:02:14.53,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,食ってるか　ちゃんと噛めよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.53,0:02:16.96,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,噛みます　ちゃんと
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.96,0:02:17.31,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,おい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.31,0:02:17.86,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,はい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:19.64,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,俺の酒ねえだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.64,0:02:22.01,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,めっちゃ飲みますね
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.01,0:02:23.25,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,違うだろ　バカ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.25,0:02:24.35,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お代わりだろ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.55,0:02:25.80,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ごめんなさい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.09,0:02:27.85,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,女将さん　これお代わり
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:28.65,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,はーい
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.65,0:02:31.01,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,バカ野郎　ったくよ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.70,0:02:34.24,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お前がな　もしうちの弟子なら…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.74,0:02:36.39,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,と掛けまして
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.19,0:02:41.61,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,この酒の水面に生じる…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.61,0:02:42.91,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いやいや　違う
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.50,0:02:47.91,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,一滴の雫が落ちた状態　と解きます
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.15,0:02:49.17,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,その心は
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.29,0:02:51.95,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,どちらも　「波紋」を呼ぶ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.32,0:02:54.83,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,「破門」になるでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.23,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お待たせしました
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.23,0:03:00.79,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,どうも
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.37,0:03:02.55,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,師匠　あの
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.25,0:03:04.69,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,N-1の審査員ですけど
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.69,0:03:06.57,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,今年もよろしくお願いしますね
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.71,0:03:10.52,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あれな　ほんっとメリットないよな
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.52,0:03:13.79,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,師匠の審査　みんな気にしてますから
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.79,0:03:15.33,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　分かったよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.06,0:03:19.88,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,それより　そろそろもう1個ぐらいレギュラーくれよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.02,0:03:21.22,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,それはまたお用意
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.22,0:03:23.67,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,で　師匠　注目コンビとかいますか
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.67,0:03:24.56,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いねえよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.25,0:03:27.68,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,逆に　誰が注目されてんの
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.90,0:03:30.98,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,今年は煩悩イルミネーションとか
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.85,0:03:33.49,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,面白いの　あれ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.49,0:03:35.64,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,師匠　娘さんいましてよね
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.99,0:03:37.96,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,娘さんはお笑い好きじゃないんですか
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.79,0:03:40.76,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,さあ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.15,0:03:43.36,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,今　おいくつでしたっけ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.42,0:03:46.46,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,18になったかな
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.81,0:03:49.38,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ　絶対知ってますよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.64,0:03:53.96,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あと去年の準優勝コンビも今年エントリーしてますし
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.96,0:03:56.30,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ダークホースでいうと　ホモサピエンス
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.30,0:03:58.45,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,正直わかんねえんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.13,0:04:03.24,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,何が面白いのか　何に笑えばいいのか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.24,0:04:05.50,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ　審査基準は何ですか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.50,0:04:07.06,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,雰囲気だよ　雰囲気　
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.23,0:04:10.75,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,みんな笑ってるから　面白いんだろ　みたいな　
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.86,0:04:12.38,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,逆張りみたいになっても
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.59,0:04:15.51,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,「私は好きですねえ」とか言っとけば　それっぽいし
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:19.18,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,だいたいこの歳になるとな
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.18,0:04:21.84,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ほんとのことにしか興味ねえんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.12,0:04:25.46,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,落語よりコメンテーターのほうが楽しいですか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.92,0:04:28.07,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あれはあれで苦痛だけどな
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.79,0:04:32.17,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,不倫しようが　ヤクザと付き合おうが
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.17,0:04:33.50,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,勝手じゃねえか
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.95,0:04:35.87,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,トイレ行ってくるわ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.07,0:04:37.17,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,おかわり頼んどいて
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.16,0:04:40.72,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,帰ってもいいけど　お会計だけしていけよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.57,0:04:53.22,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,クソつまんねえな　老害が
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.57,0:04:55.37,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あとSNSやめろ　もう
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.59,0:04:58.18,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,どんどんメッキが剥がれてんだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.40,0:05:00.59,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,呑楽師匠のファンのお友達がいるのよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.91,0:05:01.79,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,呼んでもいいかしら
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.79,0:05:05.76,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,いや　あの人素人さんには超塩対応だから
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.76,0:05:07.23,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,呼ばない方がいいですよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.23,0:05:08.19,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,そうなの
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.32,0:05:11.04,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,この前サインいただいたとき優しかったわよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.04,0:05:13.36,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,女好きだから　ただの
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.63,0:05:16.01,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ママさんぐらいの人　ドンピシャ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.01,0:05:16.78,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,まあ　そうなの
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.22,0:05:18.46,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,不倫しちゃおうかしら
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.46,0:05:19.96,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,しちゃってください
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.56,0:05:24.11,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,んで　世間から袋叩きにされて初心に返ればいいんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.01,0:05:26.48,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,でも呑楽師匠って
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.65,0:05:30.59,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お笑いコンテストの一週間前からお酒抜くぐらい真面目なんでしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.59,0:05:32.55,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,って言ってるだけですねよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.55,0:05:33.65,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ポーズポーズ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.03,0:05:36.54,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,酒抜いたところで一体何だって話だし
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.64,0:05:37.79,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,意味分かんねえ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.79,0:05:40.09,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,私　ゴシップ大好きなんだけどさ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.44,0:05:43.01,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,呑楽師匠ならいろいろ教えてくれるかしら
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.01,0:05:45.41,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,おだてりゃペラッペラ喋るんじゃないですか
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.41,0:05:46.34,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ほんと？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.65,0:05:48.79,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ　私の電話番号教えちゃおっかな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.79,0:05:49.96,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ペン　ありますよ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.06,0:05:51.43,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,あれ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.11,0:05:53.78,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,そのペン　どうしたの
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.23,0:05:57.15,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,これ　どうしたっけな
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.48,0:06:01.63,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,外で電話しながらメモしなきゃいけなくて　焦ってたら
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.63,0:06:03.07,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,たまたま拾ったんだ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.07,0:06:07.46,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,それ　幸せのボールペンって噂らしいわよ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.46,0:06:08.60,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,そうなの
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.07,0:06:12.42,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,確かにペンなくて困ってたから　ラッキーだったけど
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.42,0:06:15.35,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,人にあげた時に　効果を発揮するんだって
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.35,0:06:17.29,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,じゃあ　差し上げます
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.29,0:06:18.33,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,おいおいおい
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.46,0:06:19.94,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,お帰りなさい
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.94,0:06:21.53,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,口説いてるんじゃないだろうな
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.53,0:06:24.74,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,そりゃ口説いてるに決まってるじゃないですか
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.74,0:06:26.86,Dial-JP,,0,1000,0,,なんだよ　俺のいない間にこそこそと
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.86,0:06:28.01,Dial-JP,,0,1000,0,,何やってんの
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.60,0:06:30.09,Dial-JP,,800,0,0,,こんな美人目の前にして口説かなかったら失礼でしょ
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.09,0:06:32.56,Dial-JP,,0,0,0,,ったくもう　油断も隙もありゃしねえよ
Dialogue: 1,0:00:00.81,0:00:02.26,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,大家晚上好
Dialogue: 1,0:00:03.00,0:00:04.98,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,最近啊 我有点好奇
Dialogue: 1,0:00:05.47,0:00:08.08,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这个窃听器到底是谁布置的呢
Dialogue: 1,0:00:08.73,0:00:11.57,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,对方应该也在听这些声音吧
Dialogue: 1,0:00:12.20,0:00:16.13,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,说不定是来者不拒 就是想偷听的变态行为
Dialogue: 1,0:00:16.56,0:00:18.51,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,但我还是感觉有意图在其中
Dialogue: 1,0:00:19.72,0:00:21.60,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,算了 怎么想也没用
Dialogue: 1,0:00:22.46,0:00:26.59,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,好了 这次我竟然得到了那位落语界泰斗的音频
Dialogue: 1,0:00:27.05,0:00:28.81,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,可以听到很稀有的笑话哦
Dialogue: 1,0:00:29.11,0:00:30.75,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,虽然我有点失望
Dialogue: 1,0:00:31.26,0:00:33.40,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不过 东京确实不简单啊
Dialogue: 1,0:00:33.87,0:00:35.13,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那么 请听吧
Dialogue: 1,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.54,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,谢谢惠顾
Dialogue: 1,0:00:43.02,0:00:45.19,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你这蠢家伙 受不了
Dialogue: 1,0:00:45.19,0:00:45.95,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,借过一下
Dialogue: 1,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.38,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你真是个蠢家伙
Dialogue: 1,0:00:47.72,0:00:52.87,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟老师您赚的钱是我的几百倍呀
Dialogue: 1,0:00:52.87,0:00:55.95,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,蠢家伙 不是钱的问题
Dialogue: 1,0:00:56.10,0:00:56.85,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,没错吧
Dialogue: 1,0:00:57.20,0:01:00.54,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,也不是只要给钱就什么都能做吧
Dialogue: 1,0:01:00.54,0:01:03.36,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,要灵魂啊 要热情啊
Dialogue: 1,0:01:03.36,0:01:05.29,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您说得对
Dialogue: 1,0:01:05.53,0:01:09.72,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我会不忘初心 继续推出更多有趣的节目
Dialogue: 1,0:01:09.72,0:01:12.97,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,有趣的节目确实变少了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:13.34,0:01:15.44,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您这么说我可难受了啊
Dialogue: 1,0:01:15.54,0:01:19.25,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,既然你想做有趣的节目 那我就帮帮你
Dialogue: 1,0:01:19.25,0:01:20.60,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.29,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,有什么企划吗
Dialogue: 1,0:01:22.54,0:01:24.34,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您能蹦极吗？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:24.34,0:01:26.18,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,蹦极？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.08,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,给多少
Dialogue: 1,0:01:28.94,0:01:30.91,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那当然要看你给多少了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:30.91,0:01:32.21,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,哦 钱
Dialogue: 1,0:01:32.21,0:01:34.48,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,三倍出场单价的话 我就考虑下
Dialogue: 1,0:01:34.48,0:01:36.82,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这倒是行得通
Dialogue: 1,0:01:37.85,0:01:38.47,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:39.60,0:01:40.40,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:40.40,0:01:41.62,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,应该吧
Dialogue: 1,0:01:42.12,0:01:43.51,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那就有劳了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:43.51,0:01:44.66,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您真的能做？
Dialogue: 1,0:01:44.98,0:01:47.00,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,要是提交上去就不能反悔了哦
Dialogue: 1,0:01:47.00,0:01:49.49,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,虽然没玩过 应该没事吧
Dialogue: 1,0:01:49.49,0:01:51.61,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我可是正经的落语家
Dialogue: 1,0:01:52.22,0:01:56.21,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟习惯「登上高座」了
Dialogue: 1,0:01:59.89,0:02:00.87,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,还要酒吗
Dialogue: 1,0:02:01.41,0:02:02.64,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,有的 杯子里有
Dialogue: 1,0:02:02.64,0:02:04.44,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,把这个吃了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:04.84,0:02:06.19,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那边 剩一个的那个
Dialogue: 1,0:02:07.71,0:02:08.32,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这叫什么来着
Dialogue: 1,0:02:08.32,0:02:09.25,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,是心
Dialogue: 1,0:02:09.25,0:02:11.85,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,最近的年轻人真是…
Dialogue: 1,0:02:12.10,0:02:14.53,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,在吃吗 仔细嚼啊
Dialogue: 1,0:02:14.53,0:02:16.96,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我会仔细咀嚼的
Dialogue: 1,0:02:16.96,0:02:17.31,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,喂
Dialogue: 1,0:02:17.31,0:02:17.86,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,怎么
Dialogue: 1,0:02:17.86,0:02:19.64,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我的酒没了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:19.64,0:02:22.01,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真能喝啊
Dialogue: 1,0:02:22.01,0:02:23.25,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不对 蠢货
Dialogue: 1,0:02:23.25,0:02:24.35,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我是要你添酒
Dialogue: 1,0:02:24.55,0:02:25.80,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,抱歉啊
Dialogue: 1,0:02:26.09,0:02:27.85,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,老板娘 再来一杯这个
Dialogue: 1,0:02:28.00,0:02:28.65,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,好的
Dialogue: 1,0:02:28.65,0:02:31.01,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,蠢家伙 受不了
Dialogue: 1,0:02:31.70,0:02:34.24,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你如果是我的徒弟…
Dialogue: 1,0:02:34.74,0:02:36.39,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,来猜个谜吧
Dialogue: 1,0:02:38.19,0:02:41.61,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这杯酒的水面上产生的…
Dialogue: 1,0:02:41.61,0:02:42.91,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不对不对
Dialogue: 1,0:02:43.50,0:02:47.91,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,一滴水落下之后的状态
Dialogue: 1,0:02:48.15,0:02:49.17,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,还请您指点
Dialogue: 1,0:02:49.29,0:02:51.95,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,两边都是「波纹」
Dialogue: 1,0:02:52.32,0:02:54.83,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,也就是「逐出师门」对吧
Dialogue: 1,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.23,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,久等了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:00.23,0:03:00.79,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,谢了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:01.37,0:03:02.55,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,老师 那什么
Dialogue: 1,0:03:03.25,0:03:04.69,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,N-1的评委一事
Dialogue: 1,0:03:04.69,0:03:06.57,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,今年也要麻烦您了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:06.71,0:03:10.52,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这活啊 真是一点好处没有
Dialogue: 1,0:03:10.52,0:03:13.79,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,大家都很期待您的评分啊
Dialogue: 1,0:03:13.79,0:03:15.33,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,行吧
Dialogue: 1,0:03:16.06,0:03:19.88,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不提这个 是不是该多给我一个常规档期了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:20.02,0:03:21.22,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这个我会安排
Dialogue: 1,0:03:21.22,0:03:23.67,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,所以老师 您有看好的组合吗
Dialogue: 1,0:03:23.67,0:03:24.56,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,没有
Dialogue: 1,0:03:25.25,0:03:27.68,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我倒要问你 有什么组合被看好吗
Dialogue: 1,0:03:27.90,0:03:30.98,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,今年是烦恼彩灯吧
Dialogue: 1,0:03:31.85,0:03:33.49,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,他们有趣吗
Dialogue: 1,0:03:33.49,0:03:35.64,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,老师 您有个女儿吧
Dialogue: 1,0:03:35.99,0:03:37.96,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,女儿喜欢喜剧吗
Dialogue: 1,0:03:39.79,0:03:40.76,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不清楚
Dialogue: 1,0:03:41.15,0:03:43.36,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,她今年几岁了来着
Dialogue: 1,0:03:44.42,0:03:46.46,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,十八了吧
Dialogue: 1,0:03:46.81,0:03:49.38,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那她肯定认识
Dialogue: 1,0:03:49.64,0:03:53.96,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,还有去年的亚军组合今年又报名了
Dialogue: 1,0:03:53.96,0:03:56.30,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,要说黑马的话 智人组合
Dialogue: 1,0:03:56.30,0:03:58.45,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,说实话我不太明白
Dialogue: 1,0:03:59.13,0:04:03.24,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,什么是有趣的 什么时候该笑
Dialogue: 1,0:04:03.24,0:04:05.50,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那您的评分标准是什么
Dialogue: 1,0:04:05.50,0:04:07.06,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,看气氛 气氛
Dialogue: 1,0:04:07.23,0:04:10.75,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,既然大家都在笑那就是有趣吧 这样的
Dialogue: 1,0:04:10.86,0:04:12.38,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,就算走岔了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:12.59,0:04:15.51,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,也可以说「我倒是很喜欢」 就像模像样了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:16.50,0:04:19.18,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,毕竟到了这个年纪啊
Dialogue: 1,0:04:19.18,0:04:21.84,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,只会对真正喜欢的东西感兴趣了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:22.12,0:04:25.46,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您是说比起说落语 做新闻评论员更有趣吗
Dialogue: 1,0:04:25.92,0:04:28.07,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那倒是也有痛苦之处
Dialogue: 1,0:04:28.79,0:04:32.17,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,什么出轨 什么和黑社会交往
Dialogue: 1,0:04:32.17,0:04:33.50,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,无法无天
Dialogue: 1,0:04:34.95,0:04:35.87,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我去趟厕所
Dialogue: 1,0:04:36.07,0:04:37.17,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,帮我再叫杯酒
Dialogue: 1,0:04:38.16,0:04:40.72,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你要回去也行 记得把钱付了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:49.57,0:04:53.22,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真够无聊的 这老害
Dialogue: 1,0:04:53.57,0:04:55.37,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,还有能不能别玩社交软件了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:55.59,0:04:58.18,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你的伪装都渐渐被人看穿了
Dialogue: 1,0:04:58.40,0:05:00.59,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我有个朋友是吞乐老师的粉丝
Dialogue: 1,0:05:00.91,0:05:01.79,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,可以叫他来吗
Dialogue: 1,0:05:01.79,0:05:05.76,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,他对外行人超冷淡的
Dialogue: 1,0:05:05.76,0:05:07.23,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,还是别叫吧
Dialogue: 1,0:05:07.23,0:05:08.19,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这样的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:05:08.32,0:05:11.04,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,之前给我签名的时候挺温柔的
Dialogue: 1,0:05:11.04,0:05:13.36,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,他只是好色罢了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:13.63,0:05:16.01,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,像老板娘您这样的 他最爱了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:16.01,0:05:16.78,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:05:17.22,0:05:18.46,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,要不跟他出个轨吧
Dialogue: 1,0:05:18.46,0:05:19.96,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,麻烦您了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:20.56,0:05:24.11,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,然后让社会舆论把他敲打到回归初心就好了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:25.01,0:05:26.48,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,但是我听说吞乐老师他
Dialogue: 1,0:05:26.65,0:05:30.59,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,在比赛之前都会禁酒一周 是个特别认真的人
Dialogue: 1,0:05:30.59,0:05:32.55,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,只是这么说的吧
Dialogue: 1,0:05:32.55,0:05:33.65,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,人设人设
Dialogue: 1,0:05:34.03,0:05:36.54,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,不喝酒到底能有啥用
Dialogue: 1,0:05:36.64,0:05:37.79,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,莫名其妙
Dialogue: 1,0:05:37.79,0:05:40.09,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我最喜欢八卦了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:40.44,0:05:43.01,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,吞乐老师会不会跟我多讲一些呢
Dialogue: 1,0:05:43.01,0:05:45.41,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你捧他两句他就滔滔不绝了
Dialogue: 1,0:05:45.41,0:05:46.34,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的？
Dialogue: 1,0:05:46.65,0:05:48.79,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那把我的电话号码给他吧
Dialogue: 1,0:05:48.79,0:05:49.96,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我正好有支笔
Dialogue: 1,0:05:51.06,0:05:51.43,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,咦
Dialogue: 1,0:05:52.11,0:05:53.78,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这支笔 你怎么得到的
Dialogue: 1,0:05:55.23,0:05:57.15,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,这个 怎么回事来着
Dialogue: 1,0:05:58.48,0:06:01.63,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,我在外面接电话的时候要记笔记 正着急呢
Dialogue: 1,0:06:01.63,0:06:03.07,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,正好捡到了它
Dialogue: 1,0:06:03.07,0:06:07.46,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,据说这支笔叫幸福圆珠笔
Dialogue: 1,0:06:07.46,0:06:08.60,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,真的吗
Dialogue: 1,0:06:09.07,0:06:12.42,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,确实是我需要笔的时候捡到 挺幸运的
Dialogue: 1,0:06:12.42,0:06:15.35,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,听说送给别人的时候 就会起效
Dialogue: 1,0:06:15.35,0:06:17.29,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那我就送给您了
Dialogue: 1,0:06:17.29,0:06:18.33,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,喂喂喂
Dialogue: 1,0:06:18.46,0:06:19.94,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,您回来啦
Dialogue: 1,0:06:19.94,0:06:21.53,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,你不会是在搭讪吧
Dialogue: 1,0:06:21.53,0:06:24.74,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,那当然是在搭讪啦
Dialogue: 1,0:06:24.74,0:06:26.86,Dial-CH,,0,1000,0,,趁着我不在偷偷摸摸
Dialogue: 1,0:06:26.86,0:06:28.01,Dial-CH,,0,1000,0,,搞什么呢
Dialogue: 1,0:06:26.60,0:06:30.09,Dial-CH,,800,0,0,,这种美女在面前 不搭讪一下才是没礼貌吧
Dialogue: 1,0:06:30.09,0:06:32.56,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,受不了 真是不能给你一秒机会啊
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.22,0:01:56.21,Comment,,0,0,0,,注：高座，即落语家演出时登上的舞台。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.29,0:02:51.95,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,{\fscx60\fscy60\pos(1082,956)}hamon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.32,0:02:54.83,Dial-CH,,0,0,0,,{\fscx60\fscy60\pos(986,956)}hamon
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,